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♪♪
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-DOES YOUR BREATH ALWAYS STINK?
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-OH, SHIT!
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FUCKING CLAPPED THAT GARBAGE.
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YOU COMING?
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-YEAH.
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-SEE THAT?
THAT'S CRAZY.
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WAIT, WAIT.
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SLOW DOWN.
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-WAIT.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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-I FORGOT MY KEY.
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-THIS IS A NICE AREA.
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-RIGHT?
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-DO YOU RENT?
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[ ALARM BEEPING ]
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-COME ON IN.
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[ BEEPING ]
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-IMPRESSIVE.
-THANK YOU.
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-WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DID AGAIN?
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-INSIDER TRADINGS.
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-JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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I DON'T DO THIS THAT MUCH,
LIKE, HARDLY EVER,
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SO DON'T BE NERVOUS.
-YEAH, YEAH.
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-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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-YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
OR SOMETHING?
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BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.
IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
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-NO, NO, I WOULD NEVER --
I WOULD NEVER --
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-YOU WOULD NEVER
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
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-NO, I WOULD NEVER CHEAT
ON A --
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-SO, YOU HAVE A --
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
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-NO, I DON'T.
I WAS JUST -- I WANTED A SECOND.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOME WINE?
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I HAVE WINE.
WANT SOME?
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-YEAH.
-OKAY.
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-THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE.
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-THINK FAST.
-WHAT?
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-[ LAUGHS ]
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-GOD.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
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-A WINE PLACE.
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-THIS IS LIKE AN $800 BOTTLE.
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-WELL, THEN IT BETTER BE GOOD.
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-WHOA.
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JUST USE AN OPENER.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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LET'S GET SOME GLASSES.
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HEY, HEY.
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THAT'S SOME
REALLY EXPENSIVE WINE.
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ALL RIGHT. I'M GOOD.
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-OH, YEAH.
-MM-HMM.
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-THERE WE GO.
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MMM.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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-NOT USED TO...
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-[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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-SHIT.
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-[ LAUGHING ]
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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WHAT?
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-OH!
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JESUS CHRIST.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
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WE DON'T NEED
TO SMASH EVERYTHING.
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-I'M SO DRUNK.
-REALLY?
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I FEEL LIKE YOU
DIDN'T EVEN DRINK ANYTHING.
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-WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?
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-YOU'RE THE HOTTEST GIRL
THAT HAS EVER SHOWN
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AN INTEREST IN ME BEFORE.
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ARE YOU LATINA?
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I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LATINA.
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♪♪
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SHIT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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♪♪
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HELLO?
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LADY?
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CRAZY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OKAY!
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I'M JUST GONNA UBER SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT!
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THANK YOU?
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[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]
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-FUCK YOU.
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YEAH?
-HEY.
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PETER.
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
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-SHORT FLIGHT.
WE DIDN'T CRASH.
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REAL SUCCESS STORY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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-GOOD.
AND THE HOTEL'S GOOD?
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EVERYBODY'S HAPPY
WITH THE ACCOMMODATIONS?
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-THEY'RE SUPER SWANK, MAN.
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WHAT'S UP?
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-I'M IN WILL'S HOUSE.
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-I'M SORRY?
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-I'M STANDING IN WILL'S KITCHEN.
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I'M LOOKING
AT WILL'S FAMILY PORTRAIT.
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I DON'T -- I-I...
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-OKAY, WELL, YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN
TO ME WHY YOU'RE THERE.
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-I-I -- AFTER YOU GUYS
LEFT THE BANQUET,
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I MET THIS GIRL,
AND -- AND WE HAD DRINKS
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AND -- AND IT WAS GOING
REALLY WELL.
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I THINK SHE -- I THINK SHE --
I THINK SHE LIKED ME.
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AND THEN I WENT BACK
TO HER HOUSE,
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AND, UM, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,
IT'S NOT HER HOUSE.
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It's, uh...
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It's Will's house.
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-WHERE IS SHE NOW?
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Kevin.
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-YOU KNOW, AT THE...
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MOMENT, I DON'T...
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-Kevin, where is she now?
This is very important.
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-I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
-No. Kevin --
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♪♪
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-LADY!
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HELLO? HELLO?
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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PETER. HELLO?
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OH, FUCK.
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HELLO-- OH, GOD.
HELLO?
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SHIT.
OH, MY GOD.
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OH, SHIT.
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HEY, GET UP!
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GET UP!
OKAY, GET UP.
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LET'S GO.
WAKE UP.
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COME ON.
COME ON.
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THERE YOU GO.
OKAY.
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OKAY.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
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DID YOU TAKE SOME--
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DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING?
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DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING?
LOOK AT ME. HEY.
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HEY! WAKE UP!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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HEY, PETER.
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-YOU TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
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-I'm sorry.
I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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-OW.
-THIS GIRL TOOK SOMETHING.
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-WHAT'S HER NAME?
-WHO CARES?
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SHE NEEDS AN AMBULANCE.
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-CALM DOWN.
WHAT IS HER NAME?
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-TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, PETER.
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LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HER NAME!
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-WELL, WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
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-SHE'S LITTLE.
SHE'S GOT BROWN HAIR.
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SHE'S -- SHE'S -- SHE'S PRETTY.
I THINK SHE'S A LATINA.
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-IS SHE WEARING A RED DRESS?
-She was.
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WHY?
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-Okay, we can't call 911.
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-WHAT?
-IS SHE STILL BREATHING?
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-HOW DID YOU KNOW
SHE WAS WEARING A RED DRESS?
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-IS SHE STILL FUCKING BREATHING,
KEVIN?
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-YES, SHE'S STILL BREATHING!
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-Okay, listen to me.
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WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU
STAYS BETWEEN US.
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-OKAY.
-Tell me that you understand
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the severity of the situation.
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This can't be shared
with anyone.
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-UH-HUH. YEAH.
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-I'M SERIOUS, KEVIN.
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NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS.
-OF COURSE.
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-ABOUT A YEAR AGO,
THIS GIRL SEDUCED WILL.
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WAS A HUGE MISTAKE,
ONE-TIME THING.
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He cut it off immediately,
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but she became obsessed
with him.
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NOW, IF YOU CALL 911, THE PRESS
IS GONNA GET WIND OF THIS.
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WE CAN'T HAVE THAT,
NOT THIS WEEK.
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-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
-Sit tight.
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I'M GONNA SEND ONE
OF OUR DOCTORS TO YOU.
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IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU GOT TO MAKE HER THROW UP.
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-P-PETER, I'M N-NOT REALLY,
UM, COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
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-I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE
COMFORTABLE WITH, KEVIN.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
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-OKAY.
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BUT DON'T YOU THINK
IT'D BE A LOT SIMPLER
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IF I JUST TOOK HER
TO THE HOSPITAL, THEN --
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Then they could do
what they need to do?
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-DR. NEWMAN CAN GET TO YOU
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BEFORE YOU CAN GET
TO A HOSPITAL.
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-THE FOOT GUY?!
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-Yes. He is a foot specialist.
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He is also a real physician.
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-O--
-Oh, Kevin?
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-FINE.
-One more thing.
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THIS IS YOUR CLUSTERFUCK.
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IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT,
SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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-SHIT.
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HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
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I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
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I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS AS MUCH
AS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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UH...
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THERE WE GO.
THERE WE GO.
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-[ GAGS ]
-OH!
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[ BOTH COUGH ]
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[ BOTH VOMIT ]
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-OKAY, YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
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THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
THAT FEEL BETTER?
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THERE YOU GO.
-I'M ALL BETTER.
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-YOU'RE GOOD. GOOD.
-I'M BETTER.
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-HEY, DR. NEWMAN.
-KEVIN, HELLO.
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-IT TOOK A LITTLE TRYING.
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BUT I GOT HER TO THROW UP,
SO EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
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-OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, YOU DIDN'T NEED
TO DO THAT.
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-WHAT?
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-SO, HER BODY'S ALREADY ABSORBED
WHATEVER SHE TOOK,
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SO THAT DIDN'T REALLY
HELP AT ALL.
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-GREAT.
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-OKAY, SO
WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH HERE?
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IS IT SLEEPING PILLS,
PAINKILLERS?
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WHAT DO WE GOT?
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-I-I HAVE NO IDEA.
-Okay.
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Uh, look for an empty bottle.
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It's probably somewhere close.
-[ CRYING ]
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-EMPTY BOTTLE.
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-JUST LOOK ON THE FLOOR,
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LOOK BEHIND THE TOILET,
LOOK IN THE SHOWER.
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Just look for that empty bottle.
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-[ LAUGHS ]
-YOU'LL BE JUST FINE. OKAY.
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I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA LEAN YOU
JUST LIKE THAT.
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JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.
-OH, NO.
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-OKAY, DR. NEWMAN, I'M LOOKING.
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-Kevin, just start breathing.
You need to breathe.
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-I'M BREATHING,
I'M BREATHING, I'M...
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BREATHING.
HOW ARE YOU?
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-OH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
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TODAY I WENT TO THE CIRCUS
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
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-OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A --
I GOT IT!
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IT'S XANAX.
-AH, BINGO!
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WE GOT A WINNER.
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OKAY, WHAT'S THE DOSAGE?
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-.5 MILLIGRAMS.
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-Ugh.
And the bottle's empty?
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-YEP. TOTALLY -- TOTALLY --
TOTALLY EMPTY.
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-OKAY. SIT TIGHT.
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I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES.
-OKAY.
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-You know what?
Hang on a second.
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I'm gonna sing you
a little song.
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-OKAY.
-It's gonna help. Ready?
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♪ I AM PROUD OF YOU, KEVIN ♪
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♪ I am proud of you
when you are sleeping ♪
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-OKAY. OKAY. I'M --
I'M GONNA HANG UP, DOCTOR.
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-Okay, great.
244
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,539
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
245
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:09,065
-HI. DOCTOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I AM SO -- SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
246
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,545
-LEAD THE WAY. LEAD THE WAY.
-SHE'S -- SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
247
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,242
OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW,
T-THIS IS NOT HOW
248
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,983
I THOUGHT T-THIS WAS GONNA
HAPPEN, YOU KNOW.
249
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,073
-GOD. DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING?
-SORRY.
250
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,901
-WE WERE IN THE BATHROOM.
I DON'T KNOW IF --
251
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,772
IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAN
HER UP LIKE THAT, BUT I DID.
252
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,992
-OH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO.
253
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,168
-SHE THREW UP A BUNCH, AND...
-YEAH, YEAH.
254
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,822
OKAY,
THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO.
255
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,563
I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE KITCHEN,
MAKE A POT OF COFFEE,
256
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,871
POUR A MUG 3/4 FULL, THEN
YOU FILL THE REST WITH WHISKEY,
257
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,743
AND YOU NEED LIKE A TEASPOON
OF BROWN SUGAR IN IT, ALL RIGHT?
258
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,963
-YOU WANT ME TO MAKE
AN IRISH COFFEE?
259
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:41,706
-WHIPPED CREAM WOULD BE
FANTASTIC.
260
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,231
GO.
261
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,756
SHE'S GOT GREAT FEET.
262
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,020
♪♪
263
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,510
[ WHIPPED CREAM CAN HISSES ]
264
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,516
OKAY. SHE'S DOING OKAY.
265
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,822
SHE'S DOING OKAY.
-HERE'S YOUR IRISH COFFEE.
266
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,433
-THAT'S FOR YOU.
267
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,217
ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE NOT
OUT OF THE WOODS YET.
268
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,958
NORMALLY I'D ATTACH
A HEART MONITOR,
269
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,307
BUT SINCE THAT'S NOT AN OPTION,
270
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,092
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO KEEP HER AWAKE.
271
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,530
-KEEP HER AWAKE? WHAT HAPPENS
IF SHE FALLS ASLEEP?
272
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,445
-WELL, THEN HER BRAIN WILL STOP
SENDING THE SIGNAL TO HER LUNGS
273
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,534
THAT SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE.
274
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,144
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET
THAT HAPPEN, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
275
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,278
WORRY ABOUT THAT, DO WE?
276
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,280
-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
277
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,498
-I'M GOING HOME.
278
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,805
DRINK UP.
279
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:41,766
-W-WAIT, DOCTOR.
280
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,160
-FUCK.
281
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,466
-YOU'RE LEAVING?
282
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,946
-YOU GOT TO GIVE HER
A COLD SHOWER,
283
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,513
POUR SOME REGULAR COFFEE --
-YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
284
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,211
-LISTEN, SHE'S GONNA
BE A LITTLE CONFUSED AT FIRST.
285
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,603
-THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION.
-JUST ASK HER NAME.
286
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,214
I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S NOT MORT STEVENS.
287
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,216
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
ASK HER WHERE SHE IS,
288
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,695
WHO SHE IS, WHO'S THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES,
289
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,045
ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.
290
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655
-I COULD REALLY USE
YOUR HELP HERE.
291
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004
-LISTEN, LISTEN, YOU JUST
GOT TO KEEP HER AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
292
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,397
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, OKAY?
293
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,094
YOU GOT THIS.
294
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,401
THAT'S A FIST BUMP.
YOU FAILED.
295
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,229
ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK.
296
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753
-C-COME ON, WE -- B--
297
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,842
FUCKING FOOT GUY.
298
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,976
♪♪
299
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,550
-NO.
-YES.
300
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,900
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
-YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.
301
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,599
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
[ COUGHS ]
302
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,035
-NO, NO, NO, NOT IN THE BATH,
NOT IN THE BATH.
303
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,472
THAT'S A DROWNING PLACE.
THAT'S A DROWNING PLACE.
304
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,821
OKAY. COME ON.
305
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,956
THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO.
306
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,263
THERE YOU GO.
GOOD GIRL.
307
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,699
ALL RIGHT.
308
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,701
[ WATER RUNNING ]
309
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,269
-[ SCREAMS ]
310
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,493
-SIT, SIT, SIT.
SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT.
311
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,365
NO, NO, NO,
DON'T GO OUT OF THE SHOWER.
312
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,409
GET IN THE SHOWER.
313
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,281
SIT.
314
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,673
SIT DOWN.
315
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,807
OH.
316
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,818
HEY. HEAD UP.
317
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,907
DRINK IT.
318
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,387
-NO.
319
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,692
-DRINK THE COFFEE.
320
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,303
-I DON'T WANT THE COFFEE.
-TOUGH SHIT.
321
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:27,176
DRINK THE COFFEE.
322
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:31,137
I'M SUPPOSED
TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS.
323
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,749
PROBABLY BE GOOD IF I KNEW
YOUR NAME AT THIS POINT.
324
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,015
-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
325
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,843
-I DON'T REMEMBER IT.
326
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,801
-YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME?
YOU HAVE AMNESIA?
327
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,412
-DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
328
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,066
-NO, THAT'S WHY I JUST
ASKED YOU TWO SECONDS AGO.
329
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,287
-WELL, THEN YOU'RE VERY
ROMANTIC 'CAUSE WE JUST HAD SEX.
330
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,637
-OH, YOU REMEMBER THAT?
331
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,727
-BARELY. BARELY.
332
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,252
-THAT'S FUNNY.
DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
333
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,992
-YEP.
334
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,733
FERNANDO.
335
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,170
-WHAT?
336
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,389
-FERNANDO.
-DO I LOOK LIKE A FERNANDO?
337
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,564
-YOU ARE SO RACIST.
338
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,870
-HOW IS THAT RACIST?
339
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,698
-BECAUSE YOU COULD BE
A FERNANDO.
340
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,092
-I'VE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED
WITH A FERNANDO BEFORE.
341
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,441
-YOU'RE A RACIST.
-I'M A RACIST?
342
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,660
-YOU'RE A RACIST.
-OKAY.
343
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,966
DRINK YOUR COFFEE.
344
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,448
-I HAD SEX WITH A RACIST.
345
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,798
ADD IT TO THE LIST.
346
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,030
-MADELINE PARKER.
347
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,294
-THAT'S A GOOD NAME.
348
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,947
THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.
349
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,907
-WELL, IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU,
I GUESS.
350
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,517
I'M KEVIN.
351
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,171
-[ LAUGHS ]
352
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,955
I KNOW YOU'RE CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
353
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:54,437
AND THAT THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF
BEING THROWN AT YOU.
354
00:18:54,437 --> 00:19:00,051
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY THE
FUCK WE ARE IN MY BOSS'S HOUSE.
355
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,097
-EXCUSE ME, KEVIN,
356
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,405
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
357
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:11,541
AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
FOGGY, SO...
358
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:17,330
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU
OR WHATEVER YOU ARE --
359
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,983
-OKAY.
360
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,290
WELL, WHEN EVERYTHING CLEARS UP
UP THERE FOR YOU,
361
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,596
WE ARE GONNA HAVE A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
362
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,988
HEY.
363
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:28,471
HEY!
364
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,561
I'M SORRY THAT I'M GONNA --
GET THE FUCK UP.
365
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,823
-OW!
366
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,043
-GOD DAMN IT.
367
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,566
YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING CHILD.
368
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,002
-I AM SO SLEEPY.
369
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,613
-YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE SLEEPY.
370
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,658
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU SWALLOW ALL THAT XANAX.
371
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,400
-TWO QUICK MINUTES
AND I PROMISE I WON'T DIE.
372
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,141
-YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT.
373
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,534
-RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN?
374
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,578
-WHAT? NO.
375
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,232
-I KNOW THAT LOOK.
-NO.
376
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,713
-YOU'RE TENACIOUS.
-NOT INTERESTED.
377
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:58,675
-YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER,
EVER WANTED TO FUCK A STARFISH?
378
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:02,462
-THIS IS THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE
THING I'VE SEEN YOU DO.
379
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,464
UGH.
380
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,295
OKAY.
381
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,645
LET'S TALK.
382
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,255
YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
383
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,518
-WOW.
THAT IS A BORING INTRO.
384
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,303
-WHAT? YOU GOT A CAT?
-I GOT A DOG.
385
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,782
-YOU HAVE A DOG?
-YEAH.
386
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,567
-WHAT'S HIS NAME?
-HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A HE?
387
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,699
-OKAY, WHAT'S HER NAME?
-IT'S A HE.
388
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,788
-OKAY,
WHAT'S YOUR MALE DOG'S NAME?
389
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,399
-FERNANDO.
390
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,663
-THE DOG'S NAME IS FERNANDO.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
391
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,491
-WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
392
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,667
-MY MOM'S VAGINA.
-AND WHERE WAS
393
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,060
YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA LOCATED
WHEN YOU DROPPED OUT OF IT?
394
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,714
-SHITSVILLE, OHIO.
395
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,282
-SHITSVILLE, OHIO?
IS THERE A SIX FLAGS NEAR THERE?
396
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,719
-YEAH.
397
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,026
I GUESS.
398
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,942
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
399
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,465
-BORN AND RAISED HERE.
400
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,119
-[ LAUGHS ]
401
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,165
-WHAT?
402
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,210
-YOU'RE FANCY.
403
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,386
-THAT'S FANCY?
-YEAH.
404
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,735
-EVERYONE FROM ALLEN HAS MONEY?
405
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,476
-YEAH.
406
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,999
-YOU KNOW THAT STEREOTYPE
IS BULLSHIT, RIGHT?
407
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,914
-OKAY, YEAH,
YOU'RE FROM THE GHETTO.
408
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,568
-NOT FROM THE GHETTO
OR THE SLUMS.
409
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,091
-YOU'VE SEEN SOME REAL SHIT?
-IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
410
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,658
I'M JUST SAYING --
-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
411
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:14,142
-THERE'S A LOT
OF ECONOMIC DIVERSITY IN ALLEN.
412
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:18,233
WHAT DO YOU DO?
413
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,321
-WOW!
414
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,541
-WHAT DO YOU DO?
415
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,716
-PERSONAL ARCHITECT.
416
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:23,760
-YOU'RE A PERSONAL ARCHITECT?
417
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,719
-I'M A PERSONAL.
418
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,286
-WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
419
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,374
-BODY PAINTING.
420
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,549
-YOU'RE A BODY PAINTER?
421
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:30,724
-I PAINT BODIES.
422
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:31,855
-WHAT IS YOUR JOB?
423
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,597
-I'M A BARTENDER.
424
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,339
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
425
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:42,344
I SERVE OVERPRICED DRINKS
TO TOWNIES LIKE YOU.
426
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,999
-JUST 'CAUSE I LIVE HERE,
THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A TOWNIE.
427
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,697
-OKAY.
428
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,830
WHAT DO YOU DO?
WAIT.
429
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,789
LET ME GUESS.
430
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,401
ASPIRING ACTRESS.
431
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,230
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT GOOD.
432
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:04,584
-I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO I WORK FOR.
433
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,890
-[ SCOFFS ]
434
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,457
FUCK IT.
435
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,632
THIS IS TOO AWKWARD
FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
436
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:13,419
-THIS IS THE MOST INFURIATING.
437
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,773
TIME TO EXERCISE!
438
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,123
-OW! MY LUNGS! YOU IDIOT!
439
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,733
-HERE WE GO.
-THAT REALLY HURTS.
440
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,215
-I'M SORRY,
BUT WE GOT TO WORK OUT.
441
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,305
OKAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA
TAKE A LITTLE WALK.
442
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,133
ALL RIGHT.
JUST WALK.
443
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,439
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS JUST KEEP YOURSELF --
444
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,744
-OH, MY GOD.
445
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,442
IS THAT YOUR TOENAIL?
-I'M SORRY.
446
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,532
IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I --
-YOUR TALONS.
447
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,751
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
448
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,927
-CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND?
JUST PLEASE KEEP WALKING.
449
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,234
HEY.
-How's it going there, champ?
450
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,583
-YOU KNOW, I THINK,
UH, PRETTY GOOD.
451
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,107
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE
UNDER CONTROL.
452
00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,631
SHIT.
-WHOA.
453
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,110
OH, NO.
454
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,503
-Kevin?
455
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,461
-YOU ARE SO DUMB.
-Kevin, what is that?
456
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,592
-HUH?
457
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,507
WHAT?
HERE WE GO.
458
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,553
-What was that?
-YOU HURT MY RIB, YOU IDIOT!
459
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,598
-Huh?
-[ COUGHS ]
460
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,600
-Kevin,
you have to talk to me now.
461
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,254
Talk to me now, son.
-OH, GOD.
462
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,648
-What was that?
-OH, GOD.
463
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:13,130
-OH, NOTHING, UH, A PLATE FELL
AND IT'S MAKING ME COUGH.
464
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,393
-A PLATE FELL.
465
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,133
A PLATE FELL, HE SAYS.
466
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,659
-OKAY, PLEASE DON'T WRECK
COACH'S HOUSE.
467
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,182
-I WON'T, PETER.
468
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,402
-HEY, FUCK YOU, PETER!
469
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,142
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU DICKBAG!
470
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,492
-SHUT UP.
471
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,015
-[ HOCKS ]
THAT'S FOR YOU.
472
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,843
-WE -- WE GOT TO KEEP HER
UNDER CONTROL, KEVIN.
473
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,105
-You're dumb!
474
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,280
-SHUT THE FUCK UP.
475
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,282
YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE.
476
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,849
-YOU'RE A DICKHOLE!
477
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,024
-What is she saying?
478
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:39,287
-She says you're a dickhole.
479
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:43,334
-ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT LEAST
SHE'S FEELING BETTER, RIGHT?
480
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,554
-YEAH, I THINK SHE REALLY
TURNED A CORNER.
481
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:48,731
-ALL RIGHT,
WELL, KEEP ME POSTED, OKAY?
482
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,690
-HAVE YOU MENTIONED ANYTHING
TO WILL ABOUT THIS?
483
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,735
-NO, I'M GONNA DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.
484
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:56,173
-IF YOU COULD MAYBE JUST, UM,
REITERATE TO HIM WHEN YOU DO
485
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,480
HOW MUCH I RESPECT HIM AND --
AND -- AND I WOULD NEVER WANT
486
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,351
TO GET INVOLVED
IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE, OF COURSE.
487
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,354
-LOOK, TAKE IT EASY.
488
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,226
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
489
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,882
RIGHT NOW, WE JUST
HAVE TO KEEP A LID ON THIS.
490
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:12,407
DON'T LET HER TALK TO ANYONE
AND DON'T LET HER LEAVE.
491
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,148
-THAT MIGHT BE A BIT
OF A CHALLENGE.
492
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,280
-I KNOW YOU NEVER HAD SEX,
PETER.
493
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,543
[ CHUCKLES ]
494
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,067
I KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN, PETER!
495
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,373
-Okay, buddy, look,
496
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:24,158
YOU'RE REALLY SAVING WILL'S ASS
ON THIS.
497
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,073
WE'RE NOT GONNA
FORGET ABOUT YOU.
498
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,945
I'M GONNA BE ON THE FIRST PLANE
OUT OF L.A.X. IN THE MORNING.
499
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,774
I SHOULD BE DOWN THERE
AT 7:00 A.M. TO RELIEVE YOU.
500
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:32,906
-OKAY.
501
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,778
I WON'T LET ANYBODY DOWN.
502
00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:42,829
-WHAT?
503
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,571
-SO YOU KNOW PETER?
504
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,660
-I KNOW APETER.
-CAN WE HAVE JUST,
505
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,618
LIKE, A NORMAL CONVERSATION
FOR TWO SECONDS?
506
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,533
I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND WILL.
507
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,496
-I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE.
508
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,325
-YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE.
509
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,110
IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
510
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:06,069
-THANK YOU.
511
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,770
WHAT'D HE TELL YOU?
512
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,119
-YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING.
513
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,730
THAT YOU GUYS
HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND
514
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,820
AND THAT YOU GOT ALL CRAZY
AND OBSESSIVE.
515
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,518
SO TYPICAL.
516
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:24,218
YOU THINK HE WOULD REALLY
LEAVE HIS WIFE AND KIDS FOR...
517
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,176
-FOR WHAT?
518
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,962
FOR WHAT?
I'M INTERESTED.
519
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,572
I'M GENUINELY INTERESTED
IN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
520
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:31,791
-NOTHING.
-FOR WHAT?
521
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:32,922
-NOTHING.
-FOR WHAT?
522
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,271
SOME CRAZY SLUT YOU TAKE HOME
523
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,709
FOR A CHEAP FUCK?
-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
524
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,362
-ISN'T THAT
WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT?
525
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,540
ISN'T THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
526
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,760
-TONIGHT YOU...
527
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,980
YOU TOOK ME HOME.
528
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,464
-AND WITH THAT, I'M LEAVING.
-WHERE YOU GOING? COME ON.
529
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:54,857
NO, COME ON.
530
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:57,556
LET'S JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND
AND TALK.
531
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,298
-RELAX?!
532
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,604
-I'M SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE.
533
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,432
-WHERE IS MY DRESS?
-I DON'T KNOW.
534
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,652
WE TOOK IT OFF IN,
LIKE, A BIG RUSH.
535
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,957
-TURN AROUND.
536
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,524
TURN AROUND, YOU PERV!
GOD!
537
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,744
-OKAY, I SAW IT ALL ANYWAY
LIKE AN HOUR AGO.
538
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:12,745
-YEAH, AND THEN I TRIED
TO KILL MYSELF.
539
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,485
YOU DO THE MATH.
540
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,618
-THAT'S NOT WHY YOU TRIED
TO KILL YOURSELF. COME ON.
541
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,839
-OH, YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU KNOW WHY?
542
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,971
-I'VE NEVER GOTTEN, YOU KNOW,
THAT BAD OF A RESPONSE.
543
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,713
-SHUT UP.
SHUT UP. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
544
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,629
ZIPPER.
-I DON'T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD
545
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,326
DRIVE A CAR REALLY.
-ZIPPER!
546
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,198
-YOU TOOK ENOUGH DRUGS
TO TAKE DOWN AN ELEPHANT.
547
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:34,027
-I APPRECIATE THE COMPARISON.
-I'M JUST SAYING,
548
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,463
YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE
OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY?
549
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,073
-IT'S A DODGE NEON.
550
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,727
IT DOESN'T EXACTLY QUALIFY
AS HEAVY MACHINERY.
551
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,599
-ANYTHING THAT'S GOT FOUR WHEELS
AND A MOTOR LIKE THAT,
552
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,035
THAT'S HEAVY MACHINERY.
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
553
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,472
COULD YOU JUST -- FUCK!
554
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,868
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
555
00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,609
I AM FINE.
-I DIDN'T SAY --
556
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,045
-I AM FINE. I AM FINE.
-I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
557
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,700
YOU TRY HOPPING AROUND
ON ONE HEEL.
558
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,876
-I JUST -- I-I DON'T THINK
THAT THAT'S WHY YOU FELL.
559
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,313
-"I-I-I-I-I-I."
560
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,793
STUPID IDIOT.
561
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,273
-I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW --
-WHERE'S MY BRA?
562
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,798
WHERE IS MY BRA?
563
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,675
-I'M SERIOUS.
564
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,155
I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE.
565
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,898
-SHUT UP.
566
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,074
IT'S BEEN REAL, KEV.
567
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:24,077
-YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
568
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,253
-HIGH-FIVE?
-I'M SERIOUS.
569
00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,515
-AND I'M LEAVING.
570
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:31,127
GET THE -- YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY.
571
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:34,391
♪♪
572
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,918
-HOLD ON.
573
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:47,666
I WON'T LET YOU.
574
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,451
-KEVIN.
575
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:53,802
PLEASE DON'T GET OBSESSED.
576
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,674
IT'S JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
577
00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:01,070
YOU KNOW --
578
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,681
-DAMN IT, KEVIN,
WHAT'S SO BAD IF SHE LICKS YOU?
579
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,117
HEY!
580
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,075
I WILL CALL THE COPS.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
581
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,598
-DO WHATEVER
YOU GOT TO DO, DUDE.
582
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,992
-I AM SERIOUS. DON'T GET
IN THE CAR. PLEASE.
583
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:12,038
I'M BEGGING YOU.
I WAS TOLD TO KEEP YOU HERE.
584
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:16,303
REALLY, I-I-I'M RUNNING OUT
OF OPTIONS HERE. PLEASE.
585
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,174
PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU, DO NOT
PUT THOSE KEYS IN THE IGNITION.
586
00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,915
PLEASE DO NOT PUT THOSE KEYS
IN THE IGNITION.
587
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,482
DON'T START THE CAR.
DON'T START THE CAR!
588
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,788
PLEASE!
DON'T PUT IT IN REVERSE!
589
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,093
I AM BEGGING YOU!
DO NOT BACK
590
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,400
OUT OF THIS DRIVEWAY!
-DUDE, LET GO!
591
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,662
-PLEASE.
I CAN HELP YOU.
592
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:28,968
-LET GO!
-I'M SERIOUS.
593
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,273
PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR.
594
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,361
-YOU ASKED FOR IT.
595
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,623
-PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU.
596
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:34,495
EVERYTHING THAT --
597
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,105
OH!
598
00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,064
-YOU ASKED FOR IT!
599
00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,066
-OH!
600
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:43,634
OH, MY GOD! MY EYES!
601
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,333
-GOD DAMN IT.
602
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,814
-I'VE BEEN NOTHING
BUT NICE TO YOU!
603
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:52,165
THIS ENTIRE TIME!
604
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,558
-I SAID TO LET GO.
605
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:57,344
-OH! AH!
606
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,955
-JUST GET UP.
-OH, GOD!
607
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:00,956
-JUST...
608
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,349
-IT FEELS BAD.
609
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:05,221
IT FEELS LIKE IT'S REALLY BAD.
-COME ON.
610
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:07,180
I GOT TO GO, SO LET'S JUST --
-IT BURNS SO BAD.
611
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,790
-OKAY, YOU GOT TO STOP HUNCHING.
612
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,010
-I DON'T WANT TO GET HIT
IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A CORNER.
613
00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:14,187
-IT WAS -- OKAY.
614
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,842
ALL RIGHT. JUST HOLD ON.
OH, MY GOD.
615
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:20,106
-OH, GOD.
616
00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:21,716
OH, MAN, IT BURNS SO BAD.
617
00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,979
-WELL...
618
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:25,981
-I'M GONNA HAVE TO WEAR
TWO EYE PATCHES TO WORK.
619
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:28,418
-NOBODY WEARS TWO EYE PATCHES.
DON'T DO THAT.
620
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,246
-I THINK I CAUGHT MY CORNEAS
ON THE BLADES OF GRASS.
621
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,248
-WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU
RUB YOUR EYES IN IT?
622
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,510
-TO GET THE BURNING --
623
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,034
I CAN'T OPEN --
624
00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,426
-DID -- DID IT WORK?
-I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES.
625
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,689
IT BURNS MY -- IT BURNS MY EYES.
-OH, NO.
626
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:41,344
OH, NO. LET'S DO THIS.
-DOES IT LOOK BAD?
627
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:44,957
-[ LAUGHING ]
-DOES IT LOOK REALLY BAD?
628
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,219
DOES IT LOOK BAD?
629
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,438
BECAUSE I HAVE TO --
-IT --
630
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,789
-DOES IT LOOK CRAZY?
631
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,661
-YES.
632
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,315
IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.
IT'S OKAY.
633
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:58,492
WHAT?
634
00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:01,843
NO, NO, NO. NO.
635
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,149
HEY!
-HEY, WHAT?
636
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,368
-HEY!
-AH!
637
00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,718
[ GROANS ]
638
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,199
AH! STOP IT.
-GIVE ME THE KEYS.
639
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,853
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
640
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,595
-OW! OH!
-STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT.
641
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:18,860
-I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE SINK
AND WASH YOU LIKE A LITTLE BABY.
642
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,951
GET READY.
643
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:26,128
-AHH!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
644
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:29,001
[ DISHES CLATTER ]
645
00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,352
♪♪
646
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:39,054
FUCK!
647
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,712
YOU ASSHOLE!
648
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:45,844
-WHERE YOU DRIVING?
WAIT.
649
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,934
EASY.
650
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,500
OW!
651
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,633
OH!
652
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,375
I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
-FUCK!
653
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,594
-THERE'S, LIKE,
POISON OAK, COYOTES,
654
00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:00,815
I HEARD THERE'S A MOUNTAIN LION,
LIKE TICKS AND STUFF.
655
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,427
OH!
656
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,430
YOU WANT TO --
YOU WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE?
657
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,957
-NERD.
658
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,832
I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.
659
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,581
[ GRUNTING ]
660
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:30,453
-HEY. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
661
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,500
HEY. ARE YOU CRAZY?
ARE YOU INSANE?
662
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,633
-I'M NOT DRIVING,
SO WHY THE FUCK NOT?
663
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:38,809
OKAY, OKAY, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU WON'T LET ME DRINK.
664
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,986
YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE.
YOU WON'T LET ME SLEEP.
665
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,162
YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE
TOO CONTROLLING, KEV.
666
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:44,990
I DON'T LIKE THAT IN A GUY,
OKAY?
667
00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,948
-I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WHISKEY
668
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,384
AFTER DOWNING ALL THOSE PILLS.
669
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,690
-AND I JUST DON'T THINK
I WANT TO SPEND
670
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,126
ANOTHER SECOND WITH YOU.
671
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,388
-WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
BUT --
672
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,607
-IS THIS PETER?
-WHAT?
673
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,478
-THIS IS PETER. THIS IS PETER.
674
00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,132
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-PETER PUT YOU UP TO THIS.
675
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,612
-THAT'S CRAZY.
-PETER WANTED YOU TO BABYSIT ME,
676
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,309
KEEP ME HERE
SO I DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY.
677
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,310
-I THINK YOU'RE
A LITTLE BIT --
678
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,051
-AAH!
-[ GASPS ]
679
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,444
I DON'T THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD BE --
680
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,706
-GOD, THAT GUY IS SO GOOD!
681
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,229
HE MANIPULATED A LITTLE BABY BOY
682
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,318
LIKE YOU TO TAKE CARE
OF THE CRAZY MADELINE!
683
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:12,104
VOLATILE MADELINE!
-JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE.
684
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,627
-OH, YOU CARE ABOUT ME NOW?
685
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,194
-IT'S NOT CARING OR NOT.
-YOU CARE ABOUT ME NOW?
686
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,499
YOU HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE
687
00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:17,848
TO KEEP ME HERE?
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
688
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,067
-WHAT ULTERIOR MOTIVE
WOULD I HAVE?
689
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,286
WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME?!
690
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,070
-YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
691
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,724
-NO, I DON'T!
-I COULD DO A LOT OF DAMAGE
692
00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:25,030
TO WILL IF I WANTED TO.
693
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,727
-OH, YOU COULD DO DAMAGE?
694
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,555
-YES, I COULD.
-WHO'S GONNA LISTEN TO YOU?
695
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,252
-UM, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I HAVE A FRIEND
696
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,385
AT THE HERALDWHO WOULD BE HAPPY
TO TAKE MY CALL.
697
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,691
DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.
698
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:38,304
-I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WILL
IS BELOVED AT THE HERALD.
699
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,175
-OH, YOU ARE SO CONDESCENDING.
-AND IF THERE WAS EVER
700
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,829
A QUESTION OF YOUR WORD
VERSUS HIS...
701
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,092
-OH, YOU ARE SO CONDESCENDING.
-...I WOULD BE SHOCKED
702
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:47,704
IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN ENTERTAIN
YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
703
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,619
WHAT IS THAT?
-THAT'S HIS DICK.
704
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:50,707
-OH, MAN.
705
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:53,101
OH!
706
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,755
THERE'S NO WAY
TO PROVE THAT THAT'S WILL.
707
00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:58,802
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.
-ARE YOU KIDDING?
708
00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:01,631
-OKAY, YEAH, IN FULL BODY
IT'S WILL, BUT --
709
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,198
OH, MAN, IS HE FLEXING?
710
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:04,895
-HE'S SO BUFF.
711
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,549
THIS WAS AROUND CHRISTMAS.
712
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,725
-OH, GOD, I'M NEVER GONNA
BE ABLE TO UNSEE THAT.
713
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:11,946
-HE IS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD
ON SPORTSCENTER.
714
00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:14,731
HEY! HEY! OH!
715
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,125
DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE
ALL SAVED TO CLOUD, BITCH.
716
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,780
IDIOT. THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU
GRAB SOMETHING OUT OF MY HAND!
717
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,434
-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
ARE YOU GONNA DESTROY A MAN'S
718
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,479
LIFE BEFORE THE BIGGEST GAME
OF HIS CAREER?
719
00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:24,698
-I'M SORRY.
720
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,308
WHAT?
721
00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,831
I KNOW HE'S YOUR BOSS
AND EVERYTHING
722
00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,095
AND YOU THINK
HE'S LIKE SUPER-COOL, THE MAN,
723
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,313
BUT HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF.
724
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,967
-HE IS MORE THAN JUST MY BOSS.
725
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,448
I HAVE BLED SILVER AND BLUE
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID,
726
00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,711
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT WOULD MEAN
727
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:41,149
TO BRING A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
TO THIS SCHOOL, TO THIS TOWN?
728
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,238
-HE COMPLETELY FUCKS OVER
HIS WHOLE FAMILY
729
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,327
AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT IS THIS STUPID GAME?
730
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,242
-THIS IS WILL'S PERSONAL LIFE.
731
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,462
YOU PICKED A PRETTY CONVENIENT
TIME TO AIR SOME DIRTY LAUNDRY.
732
00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,594
-NO, NO, NO.
I DIDN'T HAVE SOME GRAND SCHEME.
733
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,944
I WAS WALKING INTO THE OCEAN
WITH A POCKETFUL OF ROCKS
734
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,642
AND THEN YOUR DUMB ASS
CAME ALONG,
735
00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,252
SO IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LIVE
THIS SHITTY LIFE,
736
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,601
THEN HE'S GONNA DO IT, TOO!
737
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,299
-THAT'S A NICE WAY
TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.
738
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,431
I HOPE THE UNIVERSE GIVES BACK
WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
739
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,259
-I DIDN'T PLAN THIS.
I DIDN'T WANT THIS.
740
00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,174
-MM-HMM.
-ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TO GO
741
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,698
TO THE BANQUET AND TALK TO WILL.
-YEAH.
742
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:11,614
-BUT PETER INTERCEPTED ME
AND HE WOULDN'T LET ME DO THAT.
743
00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:14,791
-WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE
SAID TO HIM?
744
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,142
HMM?
745
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:19,318
I MEAN, SO WHAT?
746
00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:21,059
YOU BANGED ONCE.
747
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,451
HE SENT YOU A COUPLE DICK PICS.
748
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,672
THAT'S WHAT MIDDLE-AGED GUYS DO.
749
00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:31,460
-WASN'T ONLY ONCE.
750
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,027
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M THIS FLOOZY
751
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,116
THAT HE JUST TOOK HOME
FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND,
752
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:38,163
BUT YOU COULD NOT BE FURTHER
FROM THE TRUTH.
753
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:42,471
-I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FLOOZY,
MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT 1923.
754
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,951
-OH, GOD.
755
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,520
-AND I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO RIGHT
TO KNOW THIS.
756
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,695
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I'M ASKING.
757
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,784
BUT...
758
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,613
HOW LONG DID IT GO ON?
759
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:56,790
-[ SNIFFS ]
760
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,836
THREE -- THREE -- THREE WEEKS?
761
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,012
-NO.
762
00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,536
-THREE MONTHS?
763
00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:05,451
-NO.
764
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:07,583
-GOD. THREE YEARS?
765
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,542
SUCH A LONG TIME.
766
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,805
-YES, IT IS.
767
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,241
-BUT HE ENDED IT, I GUESS.
768
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:16,288
THERE'S -- HE KNEW
THAT WHAT HE HAD DONE,
769
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,506
IT WAS WRONG.
770
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:20,205
-YEAH, HE ENDED IT
BY TEXT MESSAGE.
771
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,597
-OH, MY GOD.
772
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:22,772
-[ SIGHS ]
773
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,079
IT WAS A CLASSY, CLASSY MOVE.
774
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:28,735
-I'M SORRY.
I'VE GOTTEN ONE OF THOSE ONCE.
775
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,824
IT'S NO FUN.
776
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,608
-WHAT'D IT SAY?
777
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:35,045
-IT SAID, "KEVIN, I THINK
WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
778
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:36,395
FROWNIE FACE."
779
00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:39,224
-OH.
780
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,487
THAT SUCKS.
781
00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,054
-SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.
782
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,926
[ SIGHS ]
783
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:50,844
I MEAN, THE MAN PREACHES
INTEGRITY AND ACCOUNTABILITY.
784
00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:55,022
AND WHAT? HE'S JUST --
HE'S JUST A FUCKING HORNDOG.
785
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:56,763
-WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
786
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,765
THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.
787
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,071
WE HAD MORE THAN JUST SEX.
788
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,552
-IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SEX?
-YEAH.
789
00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,902
-WELL, THAT MAKES ME FEEL
A LOT BETTER.
790
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:07,817
49-YEAR-OLD MAN,
791
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:11,386
GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU -- SURE
YOU GOT THE WORLD TO TALK ABOUT.
792
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:15,434
-WOW, YOU ARE EXACTLY
LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN!
793
00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:17,958
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME ATTITUDE
ABOUT WILL.
794
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:21,004
WILL CAMPBELL, COACH.
THAT'S IT.
795
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,225
-HE'S MORE THAN COACH CAMPBELL
TO ME. HE'S MY MENTOR.
796
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,271
-HE'S YOUR MENTOR?
797
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,316
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU SAD,
798
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,493
BUT HE'S YOUR MENTOR AND YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN BEEN IN HIS HOUSE.
799
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:34,148
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THIS WAS HIS HOUSE.
800
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:36,019
HE DIDN'T INVITE YOU
TO ANY OF HIS COOKOUTS?
801
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,848
-I AM ONE OF THREE
VIDEO ASSISTANTS, OKAY?
802
00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,677
IT TAKES A LOT TO CULTIVATE
THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.
803
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,940
BUT I KNOW I DO A GOOD JOB
AND I KNOW THAT HE HAS NOTICED,
804
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,812
AND WE HAVE TALKED
MULTIPLE TIMES.
805
00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,379
-BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY,
OKAY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
806
00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:50,469
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HEY.
807
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,949
I COMPLETELY GET IT.
808
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,475
I KNOW EXACTLY THE JOB
HE DOES ON PEOPLE.
809
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,825
LET ME GUESS.
HE LOOKED YOU IN THE EYE.
810
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:03,046
HE REMEMBERED YOUR NAME,
LITTLE, LIKE, DETAILS ABOUT YOU,
811
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:09,096
HE SHOOK YOUR HAND.
HE MADE YOU FEEL SPECIAL, RIGHT?
812
00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:13,883
IT IS SICK,
BUT HE IS SO GOOD AT THAT.
813
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:17,670
-WELL, IF HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT,
HOW COME YOU LIKED HIM?
814
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,585
-BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DO THAT
TO ME.
815
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,021
-OKAY.
-HE DIDN'T.
816
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,892
HE NEVER WORE THAT MASK
AROUND ME.
817
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,894
-I'M SURE YOU SAW
THE REAL WILL CAMPBELL.
818
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,374
-ACTUALLY, YES, I DID.
819
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,158
-YOU KNOW HE'S BEEN
MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS.
820
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,378
-AND THEY'VE BEEN ON AUTO PILOT
FOR AT LEAST HALF OF THAT.
821
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,076
-IF SARAH KNEW, THIS WHOLE THING
WOULD BE JUST...
822
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:35,688
-SHE HASN'T BEEN
COMPLAINING SO FAR.
823
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,559
-SARAH KNOWS?
824
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,431
-WITH WILL'S LAST CONTRACT
EXTENSION,
825
00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:43,478
IT PAYS TO TURN A BLIND EYE,
DOESN'T IT?
826
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:47,830
-MY CHEST FEELS REALLY TIGHT.
827
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:52,182
I THINK I'M HAVING
A HEART ATTACK.
828
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,619
-NO, IT'S YOUR LEFT ARM.
829
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,316
-YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S THE ONE THAT HURTS.
830
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,362
-ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT A DRINK?
831
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:58,711
-I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
832
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,060
-BECAUSE I COULD REALLY
USE A DRINK.
833
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,366
-I THINK I NEED
LIKE A BABY ASPIRIN.
834
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,323
THEY SAY THAT --
-WE'RE HAVING DRINKS.
835
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,586
I'M GONNA GET US SOME.
836
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,384
-GOOD GOD.
837
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,473
WILL'S WINE IS SPECTACULAR.
838
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,432
-MM-HMM.
839
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,739
-YOU OKAY?
840
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:31,700
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE DRINKING THAT MUCH.
841
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,050
-LET'S SMOKE WEED.
-NO.
842
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,965
-YOU WANT TO SMOKE WEED?
-NO!
843
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,227
-YEAH.
844
00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:40,230
-NO!
845
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,710
CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE?
846
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,974
-SHE'S 16. SHE'S GOT WEED.
THAT'S A LAW.
847
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:47,063
-THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT.
848
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:49,283
-[ GASPS ] OOH.
849
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:52,417
-OOH, WHAT?
850
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,548
-IT'S A LITTLE GUITAR.
851
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,767
-I THINK IT'S A VIOLIN.
852
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,900
-I KNOW IT'S A VIOLIN.
MY GOD.
853
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,772
-PLEASE DON'T.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
854
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:05,255
-I'M GONNA ROLL IT UP AND I'M
GONNA SMOKE IT LIKE A DOOBIE.
855
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:12,393
[ PLAYING VIOLIN ]
856
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,091
YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
857
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:17,964
[ BOWS EVERY STRING ]
858
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,661
-SUPER WEIRD.
859
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,663
-OH, MY GOD.
SORRY.
860
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,056
-CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS ROOM
NOW, PLEASE?
861
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,927
-OOH, DARTS!
862
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,147
-YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO TOOK
A WHOLE SHIT-TON OF XANAX,
863
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,670
YOU'RE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.
864
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,672
-YOU SEE THIS?
THAT'S SOME HARSH SHIT.
865
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,326
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT BITCH DID?
866
00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:33,936
-WHO CARES?
LET'S GO.
867
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:35,416
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO CARES?
-I MEAN WHO CARES.
868
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,852
STOP -- OW!
869
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:40,290
WHO HANDS DARTS
WITH THE NEEDLES -- OW!
870
00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:42,815
FUCK! SHIT!
-[ LAUGHING ]
871
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,817
-YOU'RE OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING MIND!
872
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:48,429
-I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED.
[ LAUGHS ]
873
00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,040
-[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
-[ LAUGHS ]
874
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,651
-COME ON. LET'S GET
OUT OF THIS ROOM, PLEASE.
875
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,653
-NO, LET'S PLAY.
-I DON'T WANT TO PLAY.
876
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,220
-WHY?
YOU AFRAID I'M GONNA BEAT YOU?
877
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,005
-OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ONE GAME.
-OH, OKAY.
878
00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:01,050
-THIS SOCK WILL BE THE LINE.
879
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,531
I'M GONNA PLAY
STANDARD SCORING RULES, OKAY?
880
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:04,837
-OH, MY GOD.
-WE'LL JUST GO BY THE BARS.
881
00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:05,968
-WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
882
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,361
WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
883
00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:08,841
WHOEVER HITS
THE BULL'S-EYE FIRST WINS?
884
00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:10,625
-BECAUSE WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT
IF WE DO THAT.
885
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,148
-YOU'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT.
886
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:15,195
I WON'T.
887
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:16,979
-DANG.
GOOD SHOT.
888
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:20,679
-THANKS.
889
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,550
SHIT!
890
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,857
T-T-T-THE BOARD IS CLEARLY
NOT FLUSH TO THE WALL,
891
00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:26,641
MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT
TO CATCH A GOOD ANGLE.
892
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,121
-OKAY, IT'S NOT REGULATION?
893
00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:29,165
-IT'S NOT.
IT'S BULLSHIT.
894
00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:30,950
-OKAY.
-IT'S NOT FAIR.
895
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,606
-IS THIS WHY THE WHOLE TEAM
LEFT YOU BEHIND?
896
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:38,261
-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
-I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL IN L.A.
897
00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,741
THE BIG GAME IS FOUR DAYS AWAY
898
00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,744
AND YOU'RE HERE PLAYING DARTS
WITH ME.
899
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,529
-I DON'T HAVE TO PHYSICALLY
BE WITH THE TEAM
900
00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,226
TO SHOW MY WORTH OR CONTRIBUTE.
901
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,837
THANK YOU, THOUGH.
902
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,797
-WHAT DO YOU DO THEN?
903
00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,016
-I GO THROUGH HOURS OF HIGH
SCHOOL PLAYERS' VIDEO FOOTAGE
904
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,931
AND THEN I TAKE NOTES --
-YOU JERK OFF ON IT?
905
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:59,065
-AND I GIVE THE NOTES ABOUT THE
EXCEPTIONAL PLAYERS TO PETER.
906
00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:01,197
-HMM.
-FUCK!
907
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,764
MAN!
908
00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:05,941
I'VE NEVER -- I'VE NEVER SHOT
THIS POORLY.
909
00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,291
-BOOM! SHE'S GONNA FEEL THAT
IN THE MORNING,
910
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,206
THAT CHELSEA.
-WHO'S CHELSEA?
911
00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:12,470
-I NAMED HER CHELSEA BECAUSE
THERE'S THIS REALLY MEAN CUNT
912
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,602
THAT I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH,
AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER.
913
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,692
-I NEVER HAD ANY DRAMA
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
914
00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:19,259
-YOU MEAN YOU NEVER GOT LAID
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
915
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,740
-I MEAN I WAS A HEAVIER --
I WAS --
916
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,916
I WEIGHED A LOT MORE, SO...
917
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:26,919
-HOW HEAVY CAN YOU GET?
918
00:41:26,919 --> 00:41:29,574
-ARE YOU DONE?
919
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,924
-CAN -- CAN I -- YEAH, I'M DONE.
920
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,927
-JUST TAKE A SHOT.
921
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:36,406
AAH! AAH!
-THAT'S BULLSHIT.
922
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,712
YOU WERE OVER THE LINE.
923
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,148
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE WAY OVER.
924
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:40,889
-NO, I WASN'T.
-LOOK WHERE YOUR FEET ARE.
925
00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:42,412
-I WAS GOING BY THAT ONE.
-WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT BY SOCK?
926
00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,284
THAT SOCK'S THREE FEET CLOSER,
AND WE WERE --
927
00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:46,460
-YOU SAID THE SOCK.
YOU SAID STAND BEHIND THE SOCK.
928
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,115
YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH -- HEY!
929
00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,770
YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE
THAT I BEAT YOU.
930
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,945
-I CAN HANDLE THAT YOU BEAT ME
931
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,294
IF YOU CAN HANDLE
THAT YOU CHEATED.
932
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,991
-I -- OKAY, FINE.
933
00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:57,253
WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP
AT NIGHT, BUT I WON.
934
00:41:57,253 --> 00:41:58,472
-I'LL SLEEP FINE AT NIGHT
935
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,474
KNOWING THAT I WON
FAIR AND SQUARE,
936
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:01,823
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
AT ALLEN STATE.
937
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,477
-OH, MY GOD.
938
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:06,262
DON'T TELL ME
YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE
939
00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,742
IN ALL OF WILL'S BULLSHIT.
940
00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:09,352
-YEAH, I ACTUALLY DO.
941
00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:11,659
I WOULDN'T HAVE
GONE INTO COACHING IF I DIDN'T.
942
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:13,356
-THAT'S HOW YOU GOT
INTO COACHING?
943
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,706
I THOUGHT IT WAS
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T PLAY.
944
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:17,709
-I COULD HAVE PLAYED.
-WHAT? KICKER?
945
00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,275
I DON'T THINK
THEY LET FATTIES KICK THE BALL.
946
00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,755
-ARE YOU JUST GONNA GIVE
ME SHIT ALL NIGHT,
947
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,148
OR DO YOU WANT
ME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
948
00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,411
-CAN WE DO BOTH?
949
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,413
ALL RIGHT.
ANSWER MY QUESTION.
950
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:28,110
-WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
951
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,025
I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE STADIUM
DURING THE MUD BOWL.
952
00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,766
-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
BUT IT SOUNDS GROSS.
953
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:32,724
-YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE MUD BOWL IS?
954
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,029
-NO, I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL.
955
00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,422
I TOLD YOU.
I THINK IT'S BARBARIC.
956
00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,684
-WHAT DO YOU AND WILL
TALK ABOUT?
957
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,991
-HISTORY, POLITICS.
958
00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,296
WE COVERED A LOT.
959
00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,863
-AND YOU NEVER WENT OVER
THE MUD BOWL?
960
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:45,301
-NO. GOD.
MUD BOWL, MUD BOWL, MUD BOWL.
961
00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,390
YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE MUD BOWL.
962
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:50,350
-NO, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
963
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:53,179
-WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME
ABOUT THE MUD BOWL?
964
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,224
-IT WAS AWESOME.
965
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:57,923
I WAS 14 YEARS OLD.
966
00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:00,534
MY DAD TOOK ME TO THE GAME.
MY FIRST TIME IN THE STADIUM.
967
00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:02,275
IT'S WILL'S FIRST YEAR
AS THE HEAD COACH,
968
00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:03,624
AND IT IS POURING RAIN.
969
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,278
AND AT THIS TIME,
WE'RE LIKE A CUPCAKE GAME
970
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:06,932
ON MAJOR PROGRAM SCHEDULES.
971
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,498
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
JUST SO THEY CAN GET A "W,"
972
00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:10,152
KEEP THEY'RE RANKING HIGH.
973
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,981
NOTRE DAME COMES IN RANKED
NUMBER ONE IN THE NATION.
974
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:16,376
WE GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH THEM
THE ENTIRE GAME.
975
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:19,205
FOURTH QUARTER, WE'RE DOWN
BY A TOUCHDOWN, A MINUTE LEFT.
976
00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,772
WE'RE ON OUR OWN 4 YARD LINE.
977
00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:22,208
WE HAVE TO DRIVE
THE ENTIRE FIELD.
978
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,688
WE HAVE NO TIME-OUTS.
979
00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,820
HOW DO WE DO IT?
METHODICALLY.
980
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,430
THEY'RE IN A DIME PACKAGE,
AND WILL KNOWS THAT.
981
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,302
THERE'S NO NEED
TO TRY TO GO OVER THE TOP.
982
00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:33,088
SO EVERYTHING'S A QUICK DROP,
SHORT OUTS, CROSSING PATTERNS.
983
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,481
IF YOU CATCH THE BALL
WITHIN THE HASH MARKS,
984
00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:35,874
YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF BOUNDS
RIGHT AWAY.
985
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,440
WE SCORE.
986
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,878
A NORMAL COACH --
JUST KICK THE EXTRA POINT,
987
00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:41,053
WE'LL DEAL WITH IT IN OVERTIME,
RIGHT?
988
00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:42,532
WE HAVE THE MOMENTUM.
NOT WILL.
989
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:45,144
WILL CALLS AN END-AROUND
TO MARCUS FREEMAN,
990
00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:47,015
WHO EVERYBODY KNOWS
IS GONNA GET THE BALL
991
00:43:47,015 --> 00:43:48,495
AND TRY TO RUN IT
TO THE END ZONE.
992
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,976
THEY'VE GOT 10 IN THE BOX
STACKED AGAINST HIM.
993
00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:52,281
WHAT DOES MARCUS DO?
994
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,022
HE THROWS ACROSS HIS BODY
995
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:57,417
TO A WIDE-OPEN RECEIVER
IN THE CORNER OF THE END ZONE.
996
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,462
TWO-POINT CONVERSION GOOD.
997
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:04,685
THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CALL IN
THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL CALLS.
998
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:05,904
-WOW.
999
00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:08,080
-YEAH.
1000
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,430
-SO, DID THEY WIN?
-YEAH, WE WON!
1001
00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:12,432
THAT WAS THE GAME
THAT PUT ALLEN STATE ON THE MAP.
1002
00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:13,912
-SO, WHAT?
YOU GOT OBSESSED
1003
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:16,262
WITH LIKE A BUNCH
OF 20-YEAR-OLD NEANDERTHALS?
1004
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,307
LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM?
-I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
1005
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:21,571
BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, TO ME.
1006
00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:23,922
IF WE LOSE,
I GET DEPRESSED FOR LIKE A WEEK.
1007
00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:25,750
-THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
1008
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,186
A FOOTBALL GAME?
1009
00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,622
-WILL HAS DONE A LOT
FOR THIS COMMUNITY.
1010
00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,189
HE'S DONE A LOT FOR THE SCHOOL.
1011
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,234
HE HAS CREATED JOBS.
HE HAS HELPED THE ECONOMY.
1012
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:34,019
HE BUILT
THE YOUTH BUILDERS PROGRAM.
1013
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:36,717
-YOU CAN SAY THAT ABOUT
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE COACH.
1014
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,632
ALL HE DID WAS WIN A FEW GAMES.
-IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
1015
00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,808
LIKE, MY -- MY DAD AND I,
WE DIDN'T TALK VERY MUCH,
1016
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:42,592
BUT EVERY SATURDAY
WE WERE ABLE TO ORDER PIZZA,
1017
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,856
SIT ON THE COUCH,
AND BE IN EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE
1018
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:46,684
WHILE WE WATCHED THE GAME.
-OH, MY GOD. WAIT.
1019
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,034
TWO MEN EATING PIZZA,
WATCHING FOOTBALL?
1020
00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:51,210
EVERYBODY DOES THAT.
WILL DIDN'T CREATE THAT.
1021
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,299
DON'T IDOLIZE HIM.
HE'S JUST A GUY.
1022
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,388
-AND TO YOU, HE'S JUST A GUY?
1023
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:57,129
-YEAH.
1024
00:44:57,129 --> 00:44:59,479
-SO, IT WASN'T THE POWER?
1025
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,611
-THE POWER?
1026
00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:04,005
NO.
1027
00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,660
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1028
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,969
-SO, PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME.
1029
00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,494
ENLIGHTEN ME.
1030
00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:16,844
-MNH-MNH.
-COME ON.
1031
00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:21,022
-MNH-MNH.
1032
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,068
WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHO HE WAS WHEN WE MET.
1033
00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:25,070
-REALLY?
1034
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:26,375
-REALLY.
1035
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,073
-YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHO WILL CAMPBELL WAS?
1036
00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:30,292
-NO.
I'D ONLY LIVED HERE FOR A YEAR.
1037
00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,904
AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T
GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT FOOTBALL.
1038
00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,123
-OKAY.
-HE USED TO COME INTO MY BAR
1039
00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:39,171
AFTER WORK EVERY DAY AND SNEAK
INTO A BOOTH IN THE BACK,
1040
00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:44,089
ORDER A SAM ADAMS AND WORK
ON HIS FANTASY NOVEL,
1041
00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,351
AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY --
1042
00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:48,180
-I'M SORRY.
1043
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,182
DID YOU SAY FANTASY NOVEL?
1044
00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:51,705
-YES, I DID.
1045
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:54,969
-WITH LIKE WIZARDS,
LIKE ELVES AND FAIRIES?
1046
00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:57,319
-THERE WERE NO FAIRIES, OKAY?
-LIKE MINOTAURS?
1047
00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:58,451
-NO.
1048
00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,018
-LIKE HALF-MAN, HALF-TIGERS?
1049
00:46:00,018 --> 00:46:01,802
-SEE, THIS ATTITUDE RIGHT HERE,
1050
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,978
THIS IS WHY
HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE --
1051
00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:05,675
BECAUSE OF ANNOYING STUFF
LIKE THIS.
1052
00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:07,242
-WHAT WAS IT CALLED?
1053
00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:08,896
-THERE'S NO WAY
I'M TELLING YOU THAT.
1054
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:10,289
-WHY?
-BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN
1055
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,812
OF IT, AND THEN
I'M GONNA GET MAD,
1056
00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,161
AND THEN I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU,
AND I'M TIRED.
1057
00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,815
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.
1058
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,599
-FINE. I WON'T MAKE FUN OF IT.
I WON'T LAUGH AT IT.
1059
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:19,428
I WON'T EVEN --
I WON'T MAKE A PEEP.
1060
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,736
JUST TELL ME THE TITLE.
1061
00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:24,651
-"THE KEEPERS OF GALNOREA."
1062
00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:27,219
-[ LAUGHS ]
YOU KIDDING ME?
1063
00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,611
WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
1064
00:46:28,611 --> 00:46:30,918
WIZARDS WHO GET GONORRHEA?
1065
00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:32,746
-IT'S A BAD TITLE.
I ASKED HIM TO CHANGE IT.
1066
00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:34,748
HE DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE IT.
1067
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:41,537
-SO, HOW DO YOU GO FROM TALKING
ABOUT DRAGONS WITH STDs TO...
1068
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,280
-WHAT?
-TO BEING --
1069
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,500
TO BEING IN-- INTI--
1070
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,893
TO, LIKE, HAVING WHATEVER --
1071
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,982
-TO HAVING SEX?
1072
00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:53,158
-YES.
1073
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,421
-HE GAVE ME A RIDE HOME
ONE NIGHT.
1074
00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,553
AND HE INVITED HIMSELF UP.
1075
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,251
HE SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE
SEX BECAUSE HE WAS MARRIED
1076
00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:02,080
AND WHATEVER,
BUT I KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT,
1077
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,300
SO I FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT
ANYWAY.
1078
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,563
-WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE
GOT WHAT THEY WANTED.
1079
00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:09,783
-OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO JUDGMENTAL.
-I'M NOT JUDGING.
1080
00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,785
-YOU KNOW,
I DATED A LOT OF MEAN GUYS,
1081
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:15,920
AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T
ACTIVELY MAKE ME HATE MYSELF.
1082
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,835
-YEAH.
1083
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:23,231
HE JUST MADE YOU WANT
TO KILL YOURSELF.
1084
00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,711
I'M SORRY.
-GOODBYE.
1085
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:27,845
-NO. THAT WAS NOT COOL.
1086
00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:32,023
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
1087
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,025
-IT'S FINE.
-NO, IT'S NOT FINE.
1088
00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:35,940
-NO, REALLY, IT'S FINE.
1089
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,550
I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT.
1090
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:40,031
I FUCKED UP AT FUCKING UP.
1091
00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:42,163
THAT'S GOOD.
-NO.
1092
00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,818
-THAT'S GOOD.
1093
00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:48,082
-I AM POSITIVE THAT IF YOU
GET ANOTHER SHOT AT IT,
1094
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:51,520
YOU'RE GONNA NAIL IT.
1095
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,783
JUST DEAD ON IMPACT.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1096
00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,394
I'M ASSUMING YOU JUMP
FROM SOMETHING.
1097
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:57,222
-[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S VERY MEAN.
1098
00:47:57,222 --> 00:48:00,181
-SERIOUSLY,
I BELIEVE IN YOU IN THAT.
1099
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:02,488
-THANK YOU.
1100
00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:04,142
-DID YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IT?
1101
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,970
FOR REAL?
1102
00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:08,450
-THAT WAS THE PLAN.
FOR REAL.
1103
00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:13,194
I BOUGHT THOSE PILLS
OFF SOME SKETCHY DUDE DOWNTOWN.
1104
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:16,023
-MORT STEVENS.
-YEAH, I DON'T
THINK HE WAS MORT.
1105
00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,807
-HOW DO YOU KNOW? COULD HAVE
BEEN -- ANYBODY COULD BE A MORT.
1106
00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,854
THAT'S RACIST.
1107
00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:22,856
-TOUCHé.
1108
00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:27,034
ANYWAY, I HAD THOSE PILLS,
AND I KEPT CHICKENING OUT,
1109
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:31,647
SO I DECIDED THAT I WOULD COME
TO THE BANQUET.
1110
00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,301
I KNEW TONIGHT
WAS THE LAST NIGHT
1111
00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:35,869
THAT I'D BE ABLE TO TALK TO WILL
BEFORE HE GOES TO L.A.
1112
00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:40,613
SO I SNUCK IN THERE AND I GUESS
I WAS HOPING
1113
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:46,184
HE WAS GONNA TALK ME OUT OF IT,
BUT THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
1114
00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:49,752
-AND THEN YOU PICKED ME UP
AT THE BAR?
1115
00:48:49,752 --> 00:48:51,580
-NO.
1116
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,713
-WELL, I WASN'T HITTING ON YOU.
-SAY THAT SO CASUALLY,
1117
00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:55,454
LIKE IT'S THE TRUTH?
THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH.
1118
00:48:55,454 --> 00:48:57,282
-WELL, WHAT IS THE TRUTH?
-YOU HIT ON ME.
1119
00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:59,197
-I DID NOT DO ANYTHING
LIKE THAT.
1120
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,373
-YOU COMPLIMENTED MY BAG.
YOU SAID, "HEY, NICE BAG."
1121
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:04,942
-WELL, IT WAS NICE,
AND I WAS BEING NICE.
1122
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,074
-YOU WANTED TO GET
INTO MY PANTS.
1123
00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:09,033
-YOU WERE WEARING A DRESS.
1124
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,035
-COME ON.
1125
00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:14,255
-FINE. I WAS HITTING ON YOU.
1126
00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:16,301
BUT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID
YOU WANTED TO TAKE ME HOME.
1127
00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:19,304
-WELL, YEAH, ONCE I REALIZED
WHO YOU WORKED FOR,
1128
00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:20,566
I THOUGHT IT'D BE
AN EXTRA LITTLE "FUCK YOU"
1129
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:24,613
TO BANG YOU IN WILL'S BED.
1130
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:26,876
-THANK YOU.
1131
00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,922
-SORRY.
-NO.
1132
00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,750
IT'S FINE.
1133
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,318
-I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.
1134
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:37,148
AND NOW THE ONE SOLID THING
IN MY LIFE
1135
00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:40,107
HAS COMPLETELY ABANDONED ME.
1136
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:43,719
-WILL WAS THE ONE SOLID THING
IN YOUR LIFE?
1137
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,158
-YOU KNOW HE WAS GONNA
LEAVE SARAH.
1138
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,289
-OH.
1139
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:50,117
YEAH. I'M THAT GIRL.
1140
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:54,600
I'M THAT GIRL.
1141
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,082
HEY, HE SEDUCED BOTH OF US.
1142
00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,779
-YEAH.
1143
00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:03,391
EXCEPT I ONLY
LET HIM FUCK ME ONCE.
1144
00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:06,438
TWICE IF YOU COUNT THE ONE TIME
I LET HIM FINISH IN MY MOUTH.
1145
00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:08,048
-OH!
1146
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,528
-I HAD TO. HE WAS MY BOSS.
1147
00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:12,400
-[ LAUGHS ]
1148
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,011
-YEAH.
1149
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:17,362
IT WAS A WISE BUSINESS DECISION.
1150
00:50:17,362 --> 00:50:18,798
-YOU STILL SLEEPY?
1151
00:50:18,798 --> 00:50:22,106
-I'M THE MOST SLEEPIEST
OF ALL TIMES.
1152
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,325
-LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
-NO.
1153
00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:25,805
-COME ON.
LET'S GET SOME FRESH AIR.
1154
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:27,285
-THERE IS AIRS IN HERE.
1155
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:28,808
-YOU CAN HAVE
ONE OF YOUR CIGARETTES.
1156
00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:30,636
BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD SWITCH
TO E-CIGARETTES.
1157
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,203
I'VE READ A BUNCH OF ARTICLES
THAT SAY IT'S BETTER FOR YOU
1158
00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:33,595
AND IT LOOKS COOL.
-WILL YOU FORWARD THEM TO ME?
1159
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,814
THANK YOU.
-YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
1160
00:50:34,814 --> 00:50:35,771
COME ON.
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
1161
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:38,513
-NO.
1162
00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:41,299
-COME ON.
1163
00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:43,127
-OKAY.
1164
00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,389
-LET'S GO.
-YOU GOT IT, BUSTER.
1165
00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:45,868
-I WON'T EVEN DRAG YOU.
1166
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,261
-THANK YOU,
'CAUSE YOU HURT ME LAST TIME.
1167
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,306
-I KNOW.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1168
00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:49,829
I FELT IT -- I FELT IT --
1169
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:52,745
-YOU'VE BEEN
THROWING ME AROUND ALL NIGHT.
1170
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,359
-WHY DON'T WE GO
IN THE POOL, HUH?
1171
00:50:58,359 --> 00:51:00,840
-FUCK NO.
IT'S FREEZING. ARE YOU CRAZY?
1172
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,581
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THESE CONDITIONS ARE PERFECT.
1173
00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:05,888
-YEAH, LOOKS POSITIVELY BALMY.
1174
00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:09,022
-IDEAL.
1175
00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:11,372
-IT'S TOO COLD.
-I LOVE GOING IN BODIES OF WATER
1176
00:51:11,372 --> 00:51:14,506
WHEN YOU CAN SEE
YOUR OWN BREATH.
1177
00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:15,985
-DO YOU?
1178
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:19,380
-OH, YEAH.
1179
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,296
SO, WHAT -- WHAT --
YOU'RE A BARTENDER, RIGHT?
1180
00:51:22,296 --> 00:51:24,298
-YEP.
1181
00:51:24,298 --> 00:51:25,908
-WHAT'S THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN
THERE?
1182
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,997
-OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU?
MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?
1183
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,130
-NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
1184
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,654
-I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.
1185
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:33,960
I WAS NEVER VERY GOOD
AT PLANNING.
1186
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,222
-WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
1187
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:39,096
-I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
BLOWJOBS.
1188
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:42,534
-YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD AT THOSE.
1189
00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:46,886
-I REST MY CASE.
1190
00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:48,844
-YOU PLAY A NICE VIOLIN.
1191
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,933
-I GAVE THAT UP IN THE NINTH
GRADE ALONG WITH DEBATE CLUB
1192
00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:51,934
AND MY VIRGINITY.
1193
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,240
-YOU WRITE REALLY NICELY.
1194
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,894
-HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
1195
00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:57,114
-THAT SUICIDE NOTE
REALLY FLOWED.
1196
00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,552
-IT WAS MOSTLY BUMPER
STICKER WISDOM, YOU KNOW.
1197
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,989
I HAVE A GIFT.
1198
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:06,906
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
1199
00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:09,604
-WELL, I HOPE TO GET
A GRADUATE ASSISTANT POSITION
1200
00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:11,171
IN A FEW YEARS,
THEN MAYBE MOVE UP
1201
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:12,912
TO AN ASSISTANT COACH
ON WILL'S STAFF.
1202
00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:15,436
THEN AFTER THAT HOPEFULLY PARLAY
IT INTO A HEAD COACHING GIG
1203
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:19,397
SOMEWHERE AT A SMALL SCHOOL
THAT I CAN MAKE SOME NOISE,
1204
00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:20,702
JUST LIKE WILL DID.
1205
00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:24,793
-LIKE WILL,
LIKE WILL, LIKE WILL.
1206
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,143
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL,
YOU'RE GONNA WASTE
1207
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,622
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
ON THAT STUPID GAME.
1208
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,624
-IT'S NOT STUPID.
1209
00:52:29,624 --> 00:52:31,583
HUNDREDS OF PLAYERS
WILL TELL YOU
1210
00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:33,933
THAT WILL IS LIKE
A FATHER TO THEM.
1211
00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:35,630
THAT MEANS SOMETHING.
1212
00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:39,765
-[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1213
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:41,332
I'M GOOD AT COOKING.
1214
00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:42,898
-THAT'S COOL.
1215
00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:44,465
-DON'T PATRONIZE ME.
1216
00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,641
-NO, I THINK THAT'S AWESOME.
YOU SHOULD LIKE --
1217
00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:47,947
-DON'T SAY IT.
-WHAT?
1218
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,992
-"YOU SHOULD OPEN UP
A RESTAURANT."
1219
00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:51,298
THAT'S YOU.
1220
00:52:51,298 --> 00:52:52,865
-SPOT-ON IMPRESSION OF ME.
1221
00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,606
-RIGHT?
1222
00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:57,783
-YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS.
1223
00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:00,177
SO WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?
-JACK NICHOLSON.
1224
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:04,137
-I MEANT WHAT'S YOUR,
LIKE, RECIPE?
1225
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,530
-ARE WE STILL TALKING
ABOUT THIS?
1226
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,793
-I'M INTERESTED.
-WHAT IS YOURSPECIALTY?
1227
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,622
-CHINESE TAKEOUT.
I CRUSH IT EVERY TIME.
1228
00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:11,797
-GOOD ONE.
-COME ON.
1229
00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:12,885
I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT TO KNOW.
1230
00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,147
I WATCH A LOT OF COOKING SHOWS.
1231
00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:16,802
-I DON'T HAVE, LIKE,
A SPECIALTY.
1232
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:18,804
I DON'T MAKE ONE THING,
YOU KNOW.
1233
00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:20,893
I JUST -- I CAN WHIP UP A MEAL
1234
00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,634
WITH ANYTHING
YOU HAVE IN YOUR CUPBOARDS.
1235
00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,113
THAT'S MY JAM.
1236
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:27,073
-SO YOU'RE LIKE A FOOD GENIE.
1237
00:53:27,073 --> 00:53:29,684
-NO, BUT JUST SOMETHING
1238
00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,512
ME AND MY FRIENDS
DO EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE.
1239
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:33,253
LIKE I'LL MAKE THE FOOD AND
THEY'LL BRING THE BOOZE 'CAUSE
1240
00:53:33,253 --> 00:53:35,777
WE'RE ALL BROKE AS FUCK.
1241
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:37,953
-I DON'T SEE MY FRIENDS
THAT MUCH.
1242
00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,564
BY THE TIME I GET OFF CAMPUS,
1243
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:42,480
THEY'RE EITHER HOME IN THEIR OWN
BED OR WASTED DRUNK,
1244
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,960
AND IT'S LIKE I HAVE
TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
1245
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,833
-SOUNDS LONELY.
1246
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,139
-HMM. KEEPS ME FOCUSED.
1247
00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:51,924
-WOW.
1248
00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:55,362
YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE WILL.
1249
00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:58,278
-WELL, WILL ALWAYS SAID THE KEY
TO SUCCESS
1250
00:53:58,278 --> 00:53:59,932
IS PREPARATION AND PERSISTENCE.
1251
00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:02,456
-YEAH, I KNOW.
1252
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:08,245
I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING T-SHIRTS
AND THE KOOZIES.
1253
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,420
ALL RIGHT.
1254
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,769
I'M COLD.
1255
00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:13,641
LET'S GO INSIDE.
1256
00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:16,731
-OKAY.
1257
00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:18,342
CAN YOU HELP ME UP?
1258
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,908
-ALL RIGHT.
1259
00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:23,216
YOU MOTHER --
1260
00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:25,523
OH! OH! OH!
1261
00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,655
-I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD BE THIS COLD!
1262
00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:29,918
WHAT A DUMB MISTAKE!
I'M SO SORRY!
1263
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:32,181
I'M SO SORRY!
-OH! OH, MY GOD!
1264
00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,531
-ARE YOU OKAY?!
-OH, MY GOD!
1265
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,446
-I'M SO SORRY!
-OH, MY --
1266
00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,404
[ BOTH PANTING ]
1267
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:39,841
YOU FUCKER.
1268
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:45,804
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1269
00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:53,202
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
1270
00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:54,769
-YOU'RE SORRY?
-I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST --
1271
00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,250
I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO KEEP YOU AWAKE.
1272
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,078
-WANT TO KEEP ME AWAKE,
JUST SAY "HEY!"
1273
00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,733
-JUST SAY "HEY"? I-I-I-I --
1274
00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:02,908
I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S LIKE THE STRONGEST --
1275
00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:04,257
-JUST SAY "HEY!"
1276
00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:07,173
-CAN YOU HAND ME A TOWEL,
PLEASE?
1277
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:15,964
GOT A POOL IN THE WINTER,
YOU WANT TO HEAT IT, YOU KNOW?
1278
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:18,140
-[ SHIVERS ]
1279
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,186
-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1280
00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,406
-WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD?
1281
00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:26,061
-I'M NOT GOOD AT BEING COLD.
1282
00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:28,673
-COME HERE.
1283
00:55:33,112 --> 00:55:36,420
COME ON. OPEN YOUR TOWEL.
WE NEED BODY HEAT.
1284
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,031
-OKAY. YEAH.
1285
00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:43,035
-OKAY.
1286
00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:02,663
-WHY ARE YOU HARD?
1287
00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:03,882
-I'M --
1288
00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:06,667
-OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1289
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:09,453
NO, NO.
1290
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,237
NO.
1291
00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:14,022
-TOUGH MOMENT TO READ, YOU KNOW?
1292
00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:16,068
-DON'T FOLLOW ME WITH IT.
1293
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:17,939
[ SIGHS ]
1294
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,390
[ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING ]
1295
00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:44,531
[ METAL CLINKING ]
1296
00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:53,627
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1297
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,890
-I'M JUST WHIPPING SOMETHING UP.
1298
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,936
I'M HUNGRY.
1299
00:56:57,936 --> 00:57:00,199
-YEAH?
1300
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:03,463
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING
WITH MILK AND SRIRACHA SAUCE?
1301
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,725
-DON'T SOUND SO DISGUSTED.
1302
00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:07,119
THIS IS A THING THAT I MAKE.
GOD.
1303
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,642
-OKAY,
YOU'RE MAKING A LOT OF IT.
1304
00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:11,384
-WELL, I'M MAKING ENOUGH
FOR WHEN PETER GETS HERE.
1305
00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:14,169
-HOW DO YOU KNOW
PETER'S SHOWING UP?
1306
00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:15,910
OKAY, HE JUST WANTS TO
TALK TO YOU.
1307
00:57:15,910 --> 00:57:19,131
-YEAH, JUST A SWEET, LITTLE
CONVO BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS.
1308
00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:20,654
-WHAT? DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA THREATEN YOU?
1309
00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:22,569
-I AM SURE THEY'RE GOING
TO INTIMIDATE ME, YEAH.
1310
00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,832
THEY'LL TRY, AT LEAST.
-YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, RIGHT?
1311
00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:26,399
YOU'RE TOUGH.
1312
00:57:26,399 --> 00:57:29,663
-OKAY. LISTEN.
THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN.
1313
00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,317
PETER'S GONNA SHOW UP
WITH A BLANK CHECK
1314
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:34,233
TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH
IT COSTS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
1315
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,713
-YEAH RIGHT.
1316
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:36,757
-JUST WAIT AND SEE.
1317
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,412
YOU'LL -- OKAY.
1318
00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,067
-SOUNDS CRAZY.
1319
00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:43,285
-HEY, HEY!
1320
00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:44,461
-OH!
-SORRY.
1321
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,114
THESE ARE FOR THE DISH.
1322
00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:50,641
I NEED THAT BACK,
ACTUALLY, SO CAN I HAVE THAT?
1323
00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:53,252
-HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST?
-HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO WHAT?
1324
00:57:53,252 --> 00:57:58,823
-HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST
FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING?
1325
00:57:58,823 --> 00:58:00,868
-[ SIGHS ]
1326
00:58:00,868 --> 00:58:03,305
-WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD MORE THAN
$1,000 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT,
1327
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133
SO MOST DAYS
YOU CAN GET ME PRETTY CHEAP.
1328
00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:07,266
-BUT NOT TODAY.
-NO.
1329
00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:10,051
NOT TODAY.
1330
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:13,272
HELL HATH NO FURY
AND THE SCORN OF THE WOMAN.
1331
00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:15,230
-SCORN OF WOMEN.
I THINK -- YEAH,
1332
00:58:15,230 --> 00:58:17,015
THAT'S HOW THAT GOES.
-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1333
00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:18,930
-LET'S JUST PLAY THIS OUT
FOR A SECOND, OKAY?
1334
00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,322
YOU GO TO THE PRESS.
1335
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:21,889
THEY RAKE WILL OVER THE COALS.
1336
00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,456
THEY CRUCIFY HIM.
1337
00:58:23,456 --> 00:58:26,024
HIS WIFE DOES THE WHOLE
"STAND BY YOUR MAN" THING
1338
00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,591
THEN WILL GOES BACK TO COACHING.
1339
00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:29,854
HE WINS A COUPLE BIG GAMES.
1340
00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,638
THE PRESS LOOKS AT IT
LIKE A REDEMPTION STORY.
1341
00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:33,161
AND THEN WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE YOU?
1342
00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:35,468
-BAHAMAS.
-YOU BECOME A TRASHY GIRL
1343
00:58:35,468 --> 00:58:37,122
THAT TRIED
TO BREAK UP HIS MARRIAGE.
1344
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,516
-YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
1345
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,956
I MEAN...
1346
00:58:44,956 --> 00:58:47,088
IF IT WERE JUSTAN AFFAIR.
1347
00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,873
BUT...
1348
00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:51,223
IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
1349
00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,921
-IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
-HUH?
1350
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:58,317
-IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
WHAT?
1351
00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:01,712
-I CAN'T -- I CAN'T RUIN
YOUR PERCEPTION OF SAINT WILL.
1352
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:04,105
YOU LOVE HIM.
1353
00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:05,629
-I DON'T THINK THIS WILL RUIN IT
1354
00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:09,197
AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN
THROUGH TONIGHT.
1355
00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:10,329
-OKAY.
1356
00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:11,635
REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE --
I CAN'T.
1357
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,680
I CAN'T DO IT.
-JUST TELL ME.
1358
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,204
-REMEMBER WHEN ALL THOSE SCHOOLS
WERE RECRUITING KYLE WALKER?
1359
00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:18,903
-YEAH, OF COURSE.
USC, UCLA, 'BAMA,
1360
00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:20,165
TEXAS, NEBRASKA, ARIZONA.
-YEAH, Shh, Shh, Shh.
1361
00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:21,819
NO ONE CARES.
1362
00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:23,690
BASICALLY ALL THOSE SCHOOLS
WERE JIZZING THEMSELF
1363
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,823
TO GET KYLE WALKER.
-YEAH.
1364
00:59:25,823 --> 00:59:28,216
-AND THEN HE WENT
TO ALLEN STATE?
1365
00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:29,870
-HE WANTED TO PLAY FOR WILL.
1366
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,437
-HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GIRLS
AT USC?
1367
00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:35,528
I'M TALKING LIKE...
1368
00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,269
-WHAT IS THAT?
-THEY'RE HOT.
1369
00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:38,749
-LOOK, WHEN YOU GRADUATE
HIGH SCHOOL
1370
00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:40,533
AND YOU'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL,
1371
00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,709
YOU KNOW THE VALUE OF BEING
COACHED BY A LIVING LEGEND.
1372
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:45,016
-KEVIN, THEY PAID HIM.
1373
00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,583
-BULLSHIT.
-THEY PAID HIM.
1374
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,323
-THAT IS BULLSHIT.
-I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
1375
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,803
THEY PAID HIM.
I WAS THERE.
1376
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,544
I WENT ON THAT TRIP
WITH WILL TO HOUSTON.
1377
00:59:51,544 --> 00:59:55,504
HE ROLLS UP TO KYLE WALKER'S
HOUSE IN A BRAND-NEW RANGE ROVER
1378
00:59:55,504 --> 00:59:58,029
AND THEN HE TAKES A CAB HOME?
-SO WHAT?
1379
00:59:58,029 --> 01:00:00,161
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
-OKAY.
1380
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,859
WELL, THE CHAMPIONSHIP'S
ON MONDAY.
1381
01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:03,904
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN
IF I LEAK
1382
01:00:03,904 --> 01:00:05,297
THAT LITTLE TIDBIT TO THE PRESS?
1383
01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:07,255
-THE NCAA WOULD DO
A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION
1384
01:00:07,255 --> 01:00:12,173
AND COME UP WITH NOTHING
BECAUSE WILL DOES NOT CHEAT.
1385
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:13,914
AT FOOTBALL.
1386
01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:15,829
-WELL, IF THEY LOOKED INTO IT,
THEY WOULD FIND PLENTY.
1387
01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,309
AND THEN HIS WHOLE STAFF --
AND YOU --
1388
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:19,224
WOULD BE UP SHIT'S CREEK
WITHOUT A PADDLE,
1389
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:21,095
AND I DON'T THINK THE COMMUNITY
WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
1390
01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:24,229
-LOOK, OBVIOUSLY I'VE HEARD
THE RUMORS ANY TIME
1391
01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:26,231
A FIVE-STAR BLUE-CHIP RECRUIT
1392
01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:28,146
COMES TO A SMALL SCHOOL
LIKE THIS.
1393
01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:31,105
AND WITH ALL THE THINGS
THAT WILL HAS DONE FOR ALLEN,
1394
01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:32,759
THERE'S GONNA BE CHATTER,
OBVIOUSLY.
1395
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,587
-HEY, HEY.
I'M TELLING YOU FIRST-HAND,
1396
01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,808
AS A FIRST-HAND ACCOUNT,
I'M THE SOURCE.
1397
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:40,680
-WILL WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
1398
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,769
-OKAY, COME HERE.
COME ON.
1399
01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:44,162
WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP.
1400
01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:46,817
COME ON.
1401
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:53,084
-[ WHISTLES ]
1402
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,433
AWESOME.
1403
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,348
-I KNOW.
1404
01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:59,568
KIND OF OVERWHELMING FOR SUCH
A FAMOUSLY MODEST GUY, RIGHT?
1405
01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:02,833
-WOW. THIS BALL WAS SIGNED
BY ALL THE CAPTAINS
1406
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:07,925
OF THE '03 SUGAR BOWL VICTORY.
1407
01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:10,623
-DON'T FORGET ALL OF
THESE BEAUTIFULLY FRAMED POSTERS
1408
01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:12,233
PRAISING WILL'S GENIUS.
1409
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,583
-HE'S A PRETTY GOOD
FOOTBALL COACH.
1410
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:16,150
HE'S ONLY HUMAN.
1411
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:19,676
-THIS IS A NARCISSISTIC SHRINE
THAT HE MADE
1412
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,895
AND GAVE TO HIMSELF.
1413
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:23,810
NOBODY KNOWS THIS GUY.
1414
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:26,987
THEY ALL THINK
HE'S SOME MODEST FAMILY MAN.
1415
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,902
-DON'T YOU KNOW HIM?
1416
01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,948
ISN'T HE THE REAL WILL WITH YOU?
1417
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:34,255
-I DON'T THINK
ANYONE REALLY KNOWS ANYONE.
1418
01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:39,086
-WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T THINK
THAT TAKES AWAY
1419
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,566
FROM HIS COACHING
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
1420
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:42,829
OR THE FACT
THAT HE'S CHANGED THE CULTURE --
1421
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:46,659
-HE HAS CREATED AN UNATTAINABLE
STANDARD FOR LIVING
1422
01:01:46,659 --> 01:01:48,313
THAT YOU TRY TO LIVE UP TO,
1423
01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:50,968
THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN
TRY TO LIVE UP TO.
1424
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:53,405
-WELL...
1425
01:01:53,405 --> 01:01:56,756
IT DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD TO TRY.
1426
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:59,759
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
1427
01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:06,113
-[ SIGHS ]
1428
01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:09,377
♪♪
1429
01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:29,658
-LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING YOU DON'T
HAVE TO PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE
1430
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:32,879
ON YOURSELF, YOU KNOW?
1431
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,402
YOU COULD HAVE A REAL LIFE
OUTSIDE THIS THING.
1432
01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:35,882
WILL DOES.
1433
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,275
-I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY
WITH MY LIFE, THANK YOU.
1434
01:02:37,275 --> 01:02:39,103
-YOU TOLD ME
YOU NEVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS.
1435
01:02:39,103 --> 01:02:40,757
AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
1436
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,715
-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
1437
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,586
-WELL, WE JUST HAD SEX, SO IT'S
KIND OF SORT OF MY BUSINESS.
1438
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,545
-IT'S REALLY NOT.
1439
01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:47,589
-OH, MY GOD.
1440
01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:49,026
WHY ARE YOU GETTING TOUCHY?
1441
01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:50,070
-I'M NOT GETTING TOUCHY.
1442
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,029
-HAVE WE HIT A NERVE? HUH?
1443
01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,683
-WILL YOU PLEASE STOP
KICKING ME?
1444
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,947
-WAS TONIGHT YOUR FIRST TIME?
1445
01:02:56,947 --> 01:02:58,383
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT WAS.
1446
01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:01,255
-DID IT FEEL LIKE MY FIRST TIME?
1447
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,171
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
1448
01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:07,871
-DO YOU EVEN GO ON DATES?
1449
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:11,570
ARE YOU ON OKCUPID?
nerdlove.com?
1450
01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:12,876
-THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
1451
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,094
-WELL, WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING.
1452
01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:15,530
-IS nerdlove.com
EVEN A REAL WEBSITE?
1453
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:17,141
-IF WE DON'T --
I'M FALLING ASLEEP.
1454
01:03:17,141 --> 01:03:19,012
I'M GONNA FALL ASLEEP
IF YOU DON'T TELL ME.
1455
01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:21,319
-FINE. WE WILL GO THROUGH
MY ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP HISTORY,
1456
01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,973
BUT THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE
TO GO THROUGH YOURS, AS WELL.
1457
01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,322
-THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
1458
01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:28,021
I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
1459
01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:31,155
-TRY ME.
1460
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:33,679
[ BLOWS, CHUCKLES ]
1461
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:37,683
-HE STARTED OPENLY HITTING ON
OTHER GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME.
1462
01:03:37,683 --> 01:03:39,293
-THAT'S TERRIBLE.
WHAT'D YOU DO?
1463
01:03:39,293 --> 01:03:40,425
BREAK UP WITH HIM?
1464
01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:42,949
-HELL NO.
-WHY?
1465
01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,560
-UH, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
HE WANTED, OBVIOUSLY.
1466
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,432
HE WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
TO BREAK UP WITH ME HIMSELF,
1467
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:51,262
SO HE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TRIED
TO GET ME TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.
1468
01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:52,611
-SO YOU JUST STUCK IT OUT?
1469
01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:54,439
-YEAH.
1470
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:56,528
I COULDN'T LOSE.
1471
01:03:56,528 --> 01:03:58,138
-THAT'S GOOD.
1472
01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:00,227
IT ALWAYS IMPORTANT
FOR A RELATIONSHIP TO FEEL
1473
01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,099
LIKE THERE'S A WINNER
AND A LOSER.
1474
01:04:02,099 --> 01:04:04,405
-WELL, TECHNICALLY, I WON 'CAUSE
1475
01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,972
I GOT TO STAY
SIX MONTHS RENT-FREE
1476
01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,105
IN A DOPE-ASS APARTMENT.
1477
01:04:08,105 --> 01:04:10,542
-DOESN'T SEEM WORTH IT TO ME.
-WASHER/DRYER IN UNIT.
1478
01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:11,935
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
1479
01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:13,284
YOU SHOULD HAVE
STAYED THERE FOREVER.
1480
01:04:13,284 --> 01:04:14,633
-NO.
1481
01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:16,156
-EVEN IF YOU WERE BEING ABUSED.
1482
01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,158
I WOULD HAVE SAID STICK IT OUT.
-[ LAUGHS ]
1483
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:21,466
-DO THAT LAUNDRY
AT YOUR LEISURE.
1484
01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:25,165
-YEAH. WORTH IT.
1485
01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:27,515
-NOW, THIS IS STEVE
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
1486
01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:29,474
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
STEVE WAS THE ANKLE FETISH.
1487
01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:31,128
-STEVE WAS THE ANKLE FETISH.
-WEIRDO.
1488
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,477
NO, THIS IS --
-BRIAN?
1489
01:04:32,477 --> 01:04:33,608
-BRENT.
-BRENT.
1490
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,088
-SORRY.
-SORRY.
1491
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,698
NO, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S A LOT TO KEEP TRACK OF.
1492
01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:39,136
-WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
1493
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,485
-NOTHING.
1494
01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:41,790
-YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY
I'M A WHORE.
1495
01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:43,140
-NO, I AM NOT.
-YES, YOU ARE.
1496
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,576
-I WOULD NEVER -- NO.
-IT'S FINE.
1497
01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:45,969
I KINDA AM.
1498
01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:48,536
-NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1499
01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,190
YOU'RE BEING REALLY HARD
ON YOURSELF.
1500
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,453
-I'M NOT BEING HARD ON MYSELF.
1501
01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:55,892
IT'S THE MEN
WHO HAVE BEEN HARD ON ME.
1502
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,458
-IN YOU.
1503
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,764
-IN ME, ON ME.
-OKAY.
1504
01:04:58,764 --> 01:04:59,939
-PLAY ME LIKE A DRUM.
-STOP IT.
1505
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,245
-YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON?
OKAY.
1506
01:05:01,245 --> 01:05:02,507
-PLAY YOU LIKE A DRUM?
1507
01:05:02,507 --> 01:05:03,987
-WITH THEIR DICKS.
-YEAH, I GOT IT.
1508
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,510
-YEAH.
1509
01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:07,077
-I DON'T LIKE --
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
1510
01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:09,557
-[ CHUCKLES ] SORRY.
1511
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:12,996
-WHAT'S -- YOU KNOW,
HOW MANY DUDES WE TALKING?
1512
01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:15,041
-I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER
OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
1513
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,782
-THERE'S NO FINAL TALLY?
1514
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:20,220
-I DON'T TALLY THEM EVERY DAY.
I'M NOT IN JAIL LIKE...
1515
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,657
-WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
I'LL GIVE YOU MINE.
1516
01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,181
-I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
1517
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:25,878
-WELL, ME TOO.
-OKAY.
1518
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:27,401
LET'S THINK.
-LET'S THINK TOGETHER.
1519
01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:31,014
-OKAY.
1520
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,711
-I GOT A GUESSTIMATE.
-YEAH, I NEED ONE SECOND.
1521
01:05:32,711 --> 01:05:34,713
HOLD ON.
-OH, BOY.
1522
01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:38,499
I INSTANTLY REGRET DOING THIS.
1523
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,066
-JUSTIN.
1524
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:42,547
-WHAT?
1525
01:05:42,547 --> 01:05:44,157
-OKAY.
1526
01:05:44,157 --> 01:05:46,768
I AM READY.
1527
01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:48,422
-OKAY, YOU FIRST.
1528
01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,163
-I'M NOT GOING FIRST 'CAUSE
THEN YOU'LL JUST --
1529
01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:51,817
YOU'LL HEAR MY NUMBER AND THEN
YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOURS.
1530
01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:53,645
-WE'LL GO AT THE SAME TIME.
-OKAY, THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
1531
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,212
-ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
-OKAY.
1532
01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:56,822
-THREE --
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1533
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:57,954
DOES THE OTHER GIRL
IN A THREESOME COUNT?
1534
01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,869
-WHAT?
1535
01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:02,001
-ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?
1536
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,437
-NO, I'M -- I'M --
1537
01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:04,743
I'D LOVE TO HEAR
MORE ABOUT THAT SPECIFIC --
1538
01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:06,963
-JUST DO THE COUNTDOWN.
-OKAY.
1539
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,312
THREE...
1540
01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,662
-TWO, ONE.
1541
01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:12,881
-8.
-8.
1542
01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:13,970
-WE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER.
1543
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,059
-YEAH, CRAZY.
1544
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:17,277
-HA!
-WEIRD.
1545
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,627
-WE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER.
1546
01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,589
-IT'S ACTUALLY 12.
-YEAH, MINE'S 6.
1547
01:06:24,589 --> 01:06:25,807
-SIX IS RESPECTABLE.
1548
01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:27,505
-NO, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
1549
01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:29,289
YOU'VE BEEN WITH
THE RIGHT NUMBER OF PEOPLE
1550
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,638
FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE.
1551
01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:32,075
I'VE BEEN WITH LIKE NO ONE.
1552
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:34,251
-YEAH, THAT IS KIND
OF EMBARRASSING.
1553
01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:35,643
I'M JUST KIDDING.
IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
1554
01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,255
I WISH I COULD TAKE A LOT
OF MINE BACK.
1555
01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:40,387
-I'D TAKE ONE BACK.
1556
01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:41,562
-OUCH.
1557
01:06:41,562 --> 01:06:42,694
ME?
1558
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,740
-NO, ACTUALLY, NOT YOU.
1559
01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,092
-19.
1560
01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,442
-MINE'S ACTUALLY 4 1/2.
-1/2?
1561
01:06:51,442 --> 01:06:53,009
-I DIDN'T FINISH.
1562
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,272
-I THINK IT COUNTS
IF YOU'VE GOT YOUR PENIS IN.
1563
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,708
-OH, I GOT IN.
-IT COUNTS.
1564
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,970
THAT COUNTS AS SEX.
1565
01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:00,190
-OKAY, SO THEN
IT'S A SOLID FIVE.
1566
01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:06,544
-I AM VERY HONORED TO BE
THE FIFTH NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOST.
1567
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:10,939
-TECHNICALLY
IT'S IN WILL'S BEDPOST.
1568
01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,289
-YEAH, I KNOW.
1569
01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:13,420
I KNOW IT WELL.
1570
01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,119
-AH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1571
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,164
-SORRY.
1572
01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,689
-WHAT DID YOU GET
OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP?
1573
01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:26,172
-THIS IS GONNA SOUND CHEESY.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY.
1574
01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:28,827
WILL BELIEVED IN ME.
1575
01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:31,830
HE PUSHED ME TO DO THINGS.
1576
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,571
AND I HAVE A HABIT OF NOT
FOLLOWING THROUGH ALL THE WAY,
1577
01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:36,443
SO THAT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
1578
01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:38,184
HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME
TO TAKE COOKING CLASSES.
1579
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:39,881
I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT
IN A MILLION YEARS.
1580
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,622
I WOULD HAVE MADE FUN OF IT
1581
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,494
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE NOT
FOLLOWED THROUGH
1582
01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:44,886
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE WISHED
THAT I HAD.
1583
01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,149
-WELL, HE WAS RIGHT ON POINT
WITH THAT.
1584
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,889
I WANT TO LIVE
IN THIS CASSEROLE.
1585
01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:49,282
-YEAH?
-SERIOUSLY.
1586
01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,631
I WANT TO PAY TAXES
TO THIS CASSEROLE.
1587
01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:52,590
-[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1588
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:55,419
SEE?
1589
01:08:01,686 --> 01:08:03,949
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1590
01:08:03,949 --> 01:08:05,559
-I'M CLEANING UP.
-NO.
1591
01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:07,126
WE'RE NOT CLEANING UP.
WE DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP.
1592
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,823
-IT'S RUDE.
1593
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:13,437
-I FORBID YOU FROM DOING
ANYTHING RESPONSIBLE FOREVER.
1594
01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:16,483
[ PLATES CLUNK ]
1595
01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:19,051
OH, MY GOD.
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE.
1596
01:08:19,051 --> 01:08:22,576
-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
1597
01:08:22,576 --> 01:08:25,753
-COME ON.
1598
01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:28,104
-SAFE.
1599
01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:35,067
WH-- AH.
1600
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,729
OOH, IT'S NICE OUT HERE.
1601
01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:51,214
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
1602
01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,697
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
1603
01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,264
-WILL YOU RELAX?
1604
01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:00,614
-I'M RELAXED.
I LOVE -- I LOVE BEING UP HIGH.
1605
01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:02,312
-[ PANTING MOCKINGLY ]
-I FEEL GOOD, I FEEL GOOD.
1606
01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:06,142
THE AIR IS NICE AND COOL
UP HERE.
1607
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,926
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1608
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:10,755
-THE SUN'S GONNA COME UP SOON.
1609
01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,887
-YEAH, IT TENDS TO DO THAT.
1610
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,284
-I SURVIVED THE NIGHT.
1611
01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:20,765
-YES, YOU DID.
NO THANKS TO YOU.
1612
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,549
-I COULD JUMP OFF THIS ROOF
RIGHT NOW.
1613
01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:25,117
-WELL, PLEASE HELP ME INSIDE
BEFORE YOU DO 'CAUSE I-I --
1614
01:09:25,117 --> 01:09:27,554
-YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
THAT'LL ONLY TAKE 45 MINUTES.
1615
01:09:27,554 --> 01:09:29,121
-[ LAUGHS ]
-I MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND.
1616
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:32,777
-I'M WINDED, TOO.
1617
01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:35,083
-THANK YOU.
1618
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,348
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
1619
01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:41,351
-NO PROBLEM.
1620
01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:44,310
-YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT
I WANTED TO DO IT.
1621
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:46,965
BUT THERE WAS THIS MOMENT WHEN
I WAS DRIFTING OFF
1622
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,662
THAT I THOUGHT...
1623
01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:52,405
"NO. OH, SHIT."
1624
01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,233
-YOU KNOW, YOU DID TAKE ME HERE.
1625
01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:55,756
YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS
BY YOURSELF.
1626
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,802
I F--
1627
01:09:57,802 --> 01:10:02,198
I FEEL LIKE YOU WANTED
TO BE FOUND SOMEWAY.
1628
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,851
-YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
1629
01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:06,767
[ SNIFFS ]
1630
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:09,466
-YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ONCE.
1631
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:11,816
-I THINK EVERYBODY
THINKS ABOUT IT.
1632
01:10:11,816 --> 01:10:14,775
-I DID MORE THAN THINK ABOUT IT.
1633
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:17,474
SENIOR YEAR,
I DROVE MY DAD'S CAR INTO A TREE
1634
01:10:17,474 --> 01:10:18,997
AND TOLD EVERYONE
I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
1635
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,260
-OH, MY GOD.
1636
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,393
-I WAS GOING
THROUGH A REALLY TOUGH TIME.
1637
01:10:23,393 --> 01:10:26,657
I WANTED TO BE
VALEDICTORIAN SO BAD.
1638
01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:29,790
THERE WAS THIS KID, STEVE KIM.
1639
01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:31,314
WE WERE LIKE NECK-AND-NECK.
1640
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:34,186
I BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
1641
01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:38,190
I WAS THE VALEDICTORIAN
OF MY HIGH SCHOOL.
1642
01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:41,237
I GAVE THE SPEECH AT GRADUATION.
1643
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:46,154
I THOUGHT FOR SURE
I WOULD FEEL LIKE...
1644
01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:47,939
FULFILLED OR SOMETHING.
1645
01:10:47,939 --> 01:10:51,595
-YEAH.
-I DIDN'T.
1646
01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:56,382
I FELT THE SAME WAY
I HAD BEFORE.
1647
01:10:56,382 --> 01:11:00,647
THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED
MY LIFE WOULD BE A SERIES
1648
01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:03,302
OF FIGHTS WITH THE STEVE KIMS
OF THE WORLD.
1649
01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:04,912
-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]
1650
01:11:04,912 --> 01:11:11,310
-AND IT JUST SEEMED DAUNTING
BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU WIN,
1651
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,356
IT ALL FEELS THE SAME.
1652
01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:15,662
-I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF
THAN STEVE KIM.
1653
01:11:15,662 --> 01:11:18,578
YOU SAVED A LIFE...
1654
01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:19,927
COOL KHAKIS.
1655
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,494
-HE'S A PARTNER IN INSTAGRAM.
1656
01:11:21,494 --> 01:11:23,540
-HMM.
1657
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,197
-THANK YOU.
I LIKE MY KHAKIS.
1658
01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:30,677
[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]
1659
01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:33,289
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1660
01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:37,858
ANYWAY, I WALKED AWAY
WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
1661
01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:40,426
TOTALED THE CAR.
-WOW. YOU ARE SO LUCKY.
1662
01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,298
-THAT IS NOT LUCK.
-THAT'S LUCK.
1663
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:46,084
-THAT WAS A SAAB. THAT IS
GOOD, OL' SWEDISH ENGINEERING.
1664
01:11:46,084 --> 01:11:47,912
THOSE THINGS ARE TANKS.
1665
01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,218
-YOU TRYING TO SELL ME
A SAAB RIGHT NOW?
1666
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,959
-NO, I JUST, YOU KNOW,
1667
01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:53,352
IF I COULD HAVE YOU
LOOK OVER HERE...
1668
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:56,486
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1669
01:11:56,486 --> 01:12:00,185
ANYWAY, MY DAD...
1670
01:12:00,185 --> 01:12:05,625
HE GAVE ME THIS
AS LIKE SOMETHING
1671
01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:08,367
TO REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT BY.
1672
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,588
HE HAS NO IDEA
WHAT I THINK OF EVERY TIME
1673
01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,765
I GO TO LOOK AT IT.
1674
01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:22,425
♪♪
1675
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:55,849
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1676
01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:58,156
SHIT.
1677
01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:03,596
SORRY.
1678
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:05,511
-GO AHEAD.
1679
01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:11,212
-HEY, PETER.
1680
01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:13,214
UH, YEAH.
1681
01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:16,696
♪♪
1682
01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:23,790
[ DOG BARKS ]
1683
01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:27,490
YEAH.
1684
01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:42,635
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
1685
01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:56,997
MADELINE?
1686
01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:02,481
HELLO?
1687
01:14:02,481 --> 01:14:05,571
[ SIGHS ]
1688
01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:11,664
HI. UH, JUST, UM,
JUST HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND.
1689
01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:15,581
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
1690
01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:20,412
HEY.
1691
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,153
HEY.
1692
01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:23,197
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM.
1693
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:25,635
-LEAVE ME ALONE.
1694
01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,071
-[ SIGHS ]
YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL.
1695
01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,507
-I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
1696
01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:29,900
-THERE'S SOMEONE
THAT WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.
1697
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:33,730
-I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO PETER.
1698
01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:36,384
-IT'S NOT PETER.
1699
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,216
-WHAT?
1700
01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:57,710
WILL?
1701
01:14:57,710 --> 01:15:00,844
COME ON. DON'T TELL ME THAT.
1702
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:05,544
NOPE.
1703
01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:09,156
I DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT'S APPROPRIATE TO ASK.
1704
01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:21,081
OKAY.
1705
01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:34,312
YEAH, RIGHT.
1706
01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:37,097
AND IF I'M NOT HERE?
1707
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,104
YOU CAN TRY.
1708
01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:47,020
-[ SIGHS ]
1709
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:50,241
♪♪
1710
01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:06,474
-SO, THEY'LL BE HERE
IN 20 MINUTES.
1711
01:16:06,474 --> 01:16:08,999
[ SNIFFS ]
1712
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:14,352
WILL WANTS TO SEE ME.
1713
01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:21,315
-THEN YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED,
RIGHT?
1714
01:16:25,842 --> 01:16:28,279
I'M GONNA CLEAN UP.
1715
01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,848
-YOU KNOW, IT WAS PETER
WHO TOLD HIM NOT TO TALK TO ME.
1716
01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:33,501
-UH-HUH.
1717
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:36,374
YEAH, WILL HAD NO PROBLEM
FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH THAT.
1718
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:40,204
SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU.
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT GREAT.
1719
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,208
-DICK.
1720
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,343
-FUCK, THAT WINE IS GOOD.
1721
01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,958
HEY, LOOK WHO'S BRINGING
IN THE DISHES.
1722
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,221
VERY RESPONSIBLE.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1723
01:16:57,221 --> 01:16:59,789
YOU KNOW WHAT?
-WHAT?
1724
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:02,095
-I'M JUST MAKING SURE
YOU DON'T GET IN TROUBLE, OKAY?
1725
01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:04,402
-UH-HUH. THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE
1726
01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:05,882
WHO HAPPENS TO BE ON THEIR WAY?
1727
01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:08,493
-YOU HAVE A BIGGER CRUSH ON WILL
THAN I DO.
1728
01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:09,799
I WOULD THINK
YOU'RE MORE CONCERNED
1729
01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,235
ABOUT WHO'S SHOWING UP.
1730
01:17:11,235 --> 01:17:12,845
YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIS ASS
ALL NIGHT.
1731
01:17:12,845 --> 01:17:15,108
I'M THE WHORE?
YOU'RE THE FUCKING WHORE.
1732
01:17:15,108 --> 01:17:18,242
-THIS IS ABOUT MORE
THAN JUST YOU AND ME.
1733
01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:20,461
-WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
FOOTBALL?
1734
01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:24,204
IS IT ABOUT YOUR IDOL,
WILL CAMPBELL?
1735
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,729
COACH?
1736
01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:29,079
I SERIOUSLY CANNOT WRAP MY HEAD
1737
01:17:29,079 --> 01:17:31,559
AROUND WHY YOU STILL
BELIEVE IN THIS GUY.
1738
01:17:31,559 --> 01:17:34,432
-YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM
ANYMORE?
1739
01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:36,826
-OKAY. LET ME JUST EXPLAIN
1740
01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,175
RELATIONSHIPS TO YOU.
-OH, I WOULD LOVE THIS.
1741
01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,655
-BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY NEVER
HAD ONE.
1742
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,134
WHEN YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEONE,
1743
01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,832
YOU SHARE THINGS, YOU GO DEEP,
1744
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:45,661
YOU HAVE FEELINGS THAT DON'T GET
WASHED AWAY SO EASILY!
1745
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,488
-AND WHERE DOES SARAH
FALL IN ALL THIS?
1746
01:17:47,488 --> 01:17:50,796
-YOU JUST PROVED YOU HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1747
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:52,885
YOU KNOW,
SHE HAS HER OWN SECRETS, TOO.
1748
01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:54,191
SHE'S NOT PERFECT.
1749
01:17:54,191 --> 01:17:57,411
-TRAIN WRECK.
1750
01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:59,587
-EXCUSE ME?
1751
01:17:59,587 --> 01:18:03,809
-I SAID
YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.
1752
01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:05,289
-I'M A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK?
-YEAH.
1753
01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:06,943
-WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO?
1754
01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,509
-YOU THINK LIFE HAS TO BE
THIS --
1755
01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,207
-WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
1756
01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,295
YOU CAN SAY THAT TO ME?!
LOOK AT YOU!
1757
01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:12,818
YOU'RE EMPTY INSIDE!
1758
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,254
YOU HAVEN'T LIVED A DAY
IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
1759
01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,647
UNTIL YOU MET ME!
1760
01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:18,128
-YOU USED ME TO GET TO WILL.
1761
01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:19,695
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA
BRING HIM DOWN WITH YOU.
1762
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,392
-YEAH, YOU GOT ME PEGGED.
1763
01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:23,394
YOU'RE SO SMART.
1764
01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:26,136
-I THINK I DO.
1765
01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,964
-ENLIGHTEN ME.
1766
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:33,186
-YOU'RE JUST
A SCARED LITTLE GIRL.
1767
01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:35,406
THAT'S IT.
1768
01:18:35,406 --> 01:18:36,842
-MM-HMM.
1769
01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,802
-WHAT ABOUT A REGULAR
RELATIONSHIP?
1770
01:18:39,802 --> 01:18:43,544
IT'S TOO BORING, RIGHT?
1771
01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:45,546
TOO MUNDANE.
1772
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,200
GOT TO CRY FOR HELP.
1773
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,941
GOT TO PULL SOME SHIT
LIKE LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?
1774
01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:51,944
-FUCK YOU!
1775
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:54,860
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
SINCE YOU'RE THE BETTER PERSON
1776
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,515
HERE, RIGHT? MR. MORALITY.
-I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1777
01:18:57,515 --> 01:19:00,039
-LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
-MM-HMM.
1778
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,737
-WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE
IF I DIED LAST NIGHT?
1779
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,564
-THEN YOU'D BE DEAD.
1780
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:04,740
-YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
1781
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,046
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
1782
01:19:07,046 --> 01:19:11,094
WOULD YOU HAVE CALLED 911
FINALLY INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME
1783
01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:13,618
CALLING PETE,
CALLING THIS SECRET DOCTOR,
1784
01:19:13,618 --> 01:19:15,925
INSTEAD OF CALLING SOMEONE WHO
COULD ACTUALLY SAVE MY LIFE?!
1785
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:17,709
YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD!
1786
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:19,885
YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!
1787
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:24,934
I BET -- I BET IF PETER
TOLD YOU TO DRIVE BY A HOSPITAL
1788
01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:27,414
AND OPEN UP THE DOOR
AND LET ME FUCKING TUMBLE OUT,
1789
01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:28,676
YOU WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IT!
1790
01:19:28,676 --> 01:19:30,200
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY I KNOW THAT?
1791
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,897
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID,
LITTLE BITCH,
1792
01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:33,986
AND YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING
THEY TELL YOU TO DO
1793
01:19:33,986 --> 01:19:36,162
'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
A FUCKING BRAIN OF YOUR OWN!
1794
01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:38,686
YEAH, WALK AWAY.
1795
01:19:38,686 --> 01:19:40,601
I'LL TELL THEM YOU SAID HI.
1796
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:43,517
♪♪
1797
01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:46,346
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
1798
01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:52,613
-CALL ME A FUCKING BITCH.
1799
01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:55,094
YOU'RE A BITCH.
FUCKING BITCH.
1800
01:19:55,094 --> 01:19:58,358
MORT ST-- FUCKING BITCH.
1801
01:19:58,358 --> 01:20:01,840
♪♪
1802
01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:09,543
-OW!
1803
01:20:18,248 --> 01:20:20,641
[ WATER RUNNING, STOPS ]
1804
01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:22,600
-[ SNIFFS ]
1805
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,520
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
1806
01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:25,228
-SO, THE BEDROOM IS EVEN CLEANER
THAN WE FOUND IT.
1807
01:21:25,228 --> 01:21:30,320
THERE'S NO SIGN
OF ILLICIT LOVE-MAKING ANYWHERE.
1808
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,279
-THAT'S GREAT.
1809
01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:48,468
-AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG HERO.
1810
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:51,645
YOUR CAREER'S GONNA TAKE OFF.
1811
01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:54,474
SKY'S THE LIMIT.
1812
01:21:59,827 --> 01:22:02,656
-AND YOU'LL GET WILL BACK.
1813
01:22:08,097 --> 01:22:10,882
-EVERYBODY WINS.
1814
01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:30,075
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
1815
01:22:46,222 --> 01:22:49,573
♪♪
1816
01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:58,147
-MADDIE.
1817
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:07,243
-TRY ONE OF THOSE ON.
1818
01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:10,594
-I DON'T REALLY, UH,
SMOKE THAT MUCH.
1819
01:23:10,594 --> 01:23:12,204
-YOU'LL LIKE IT.
1820
01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:15,164
-[ COUGHS ]
1821
01:23:15,164 --> 01:23:17,644
YEAH, IT'S SMOOTH.
1822
01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:23,737
-YOU KNOW, KEVIN, YOU REALLY
DO LOOK LIKE A DOG'S ASSHOLE
1823
01:23:23,737 --> 01:23:25,478
RIGHT NOW.
1824
01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:27,741
-YEAH, WELL,
IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT.
1825
01:23:29,787 --> 01:23:33,269
-TRUST ME.
IT WON'T GO UNAPPRECIATED.
1826
01:23:34,313 --> 01:23:35,967
WILL AND I WERE TALKING.
1827
01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:37,664
THERE MIGHT BE A SPOT ON
THE COACHING STAFF OPENING UP
1828
01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:40,450
THAT COULD HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT.
1829
01:23:44,628 --> 01:23:46,325
-COACHING STAFF, HUH?
1830
01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:49,198
-LIKED THE WAY
YOU HANDLED YOURSELF.
1831
01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:59,295
-WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HER?
1832
01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:02,733
-YOU LOOK GOOD.
1833
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:04,604
-YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.
1834
01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:06,476
I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR MY BULLSHIT.
1835
01:24:06,476 --> 01:24:09,653
-MADDIE, DON'T.
DON'T SAY THAT.
1836
01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:14,571
-SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH THE TEAM,
YOUR FAMILY?
1837
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:17,052
-NO.
1838
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:19,489
I SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU.
1839
01:24:19,489 --> 01:24:21,143
-RIGHT.
1840
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:23,884
-I NEEDED TO SEE YOU.
-YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THIS NOW
1841
01:24:23,884 --> 01:24:25,190
'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO
TO THE PRESS.
1842
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:28,367
-THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
1843
01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:29,455
YOU WANT THE TRUTH
ABOUT HOW I FEEL?
1844
01:24:29,455 --> 01:24:30,761
-YEAH.
-I LOVE YOU.
1845
01:24:30,761 --> 01:24:34,025
I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE.
1846
01:24:34,025 --> 01:24:36,680
I NEVER WANTED YOU
OUT OF MY LIFE.
1847
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,377
BUT IT'S COMPLICATED.
1848
01:24:38,377 --> 01:24:41,467
-IT'S COMPLICATED.
-YEAH, IT'S COMPLICATED.
1849
01:24:41,467 --> 01:24:44,340
YOU KNOW IT IS.
-IT'S COMPLICATED.
1850
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:49,084
-SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO HERE.
1851
01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,998
FIRST THING,
I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY.
1852
01:24:50,998 --> 01:24:54,698
-I'M FINE.
1853
01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:57,266
-I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FINE.
-I'M THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN.
1854
01:24:57,266 --> 01:24:59,006
-[ SIGHS ]
1855
01:24:59,006 --> 01:25:01,444
-I LOVE YOU,
AND I HAVE MISSED YOU.
1856
01:25:01,444 --> 01:25:03,881
GOD, I MISSED YOU.
1857
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:05,404
-YOU DON'T MISS ME.
1858
01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:09,060
YOU MISS LATE-NIGHT QUICKIES
AND ROOM SERVICE.
1859
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:10,496
-WELL, YEAH.
1860
01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:12,890
-[ LAUGHS ]
1861
01:25:12,890 --> 01:25:17,460
-COME ON, MADDIE.
1862
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:19,723
IT'S MORE THAN THAT
AND YOU KNOW IT.
1863
01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,423
WILL YOU LOOK AT ME?
1864
01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:26,295
-WHAT?
1865
01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:30,037
-NEVER MIND.
1866
01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:31,909
-WHAT?
1867
01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,911
-[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY
1868
01:25:33,911 --> 01:25:38,220
DID YOU AND KEVIN...?
1869
01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:39,743
HERE IN MY HOUSE?
1870
01:25:39,743 --> 01:25:42,485
-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1871
01:25:42,485 --> 01:25:44,530
-DID HE KISS YOU?
1872
01:25:44,530 --> 01:25:45,923
-WHAT? ARE YOU JEALOUS?
1873
01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:49,056
-YEAH. I AM.
1874
01:25:49,056 --> 01:25:52,059
I'M JEALOUS. HOW ABOUT THAT.
1875
01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:53,365
-GOOD.
-DO YOU LIKE THAT?
1876
01:25:53,365 --> 01:25:54,671
-I LIKE IT A LOT.
-UH-HUH.
1877
01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:57,543
-IT'S DIFFERENT.
-UH-HUH.
1878
01:25:57,543 --> 01:26:00,111
HEY.
1879
01:26:04,202 --> 01:26:06,030
GOD, MADDIE,
WHEN I GOT THAT CALL
1880
01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:08,859
AND I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1881
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,951
HEY, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
1882
01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:16,388
I DON'T.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
1883
01:26:16,388 --> 01:26:18,956
I LOVE YOU.
1884
01:26:20,349 --> 01:26:22,525
-TRUST ME.
I DON'T LIKE IT, EITHER.
1885
01:26:22,525 --> 01:26:25,180
BUT IF HE WANTS TO RISK
HAVING HER AROUND,
1886
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:28,183
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?
1887
01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:37,670
-KEVIN.
1888
01:26:37,670 --> 01:26:40,586
THANK YOU FOR LOOKING
AFTER MADDIE LAST NIGHT.
1889
01:26:42,849 --> 01:26:47,376
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1890
01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:51,206
-I KNOW ABOUT KYLE WALKER.
1891
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:53,556
-YEAH,
HE'S A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER.
1892
01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:56,298
-HOW'D YOU GET HIM TO COME HERE?
1893
01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:04,175
-WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
1894
01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:07,700
-YOU KNOW, JUST THE P's.
1895
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,093
-THE P's.
1896
01:27:09,093 --> 01:27:11,835
-PERSISTENCE, PREPARATION...
1897
01:27:11,835 --> 01:27:13,358
PAYOFFS.
1898
01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,621
-KEVIN, I WASN'T DONE
TALKING TO YOU.
1899
01:27:15,621 --> 01:27:17,014
-IT'S OKAY, PETE.
-YEAH.
1900
01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:19,799
I WAS DONE WITH YOU, THOUGH.
1901
01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:21,453
-OKAY, KEVIN,
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
1902
01:27:21,453 --> 01:27:23,281
I GET IT.
1903
01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:26,502
BUT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE
IS FOR THE SAKE OF THIS PROGRAM.
1904
01:27:26,502 --> 01:27:28,243
AND ONE DAY IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
1905
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,636
IN A POSITION LIKE MINE --
AND I THINK YOU WILL --
1906
01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,029
YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT
THAT MAKING TOUGH DECISIONS
1907
01:27:32,029 --> 01:27:34,466
IS A BIG PART OF THE JOB.
1908
01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:37,034
TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU,
1909
01:27:37,034 --> 01:27:40,255
THESE DECISIONS ARE WHAT GOT US
WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
1910
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:44,389
-BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU, SO...
1911
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,481
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1912
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,746
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1913
01:27:53,746 --> 01:27:56,662
-KEVIN, WE APPRECIATE YOU
TAKING CARE OF HER, ALL RIGHT?
1914
01:27:56,662 --> 01:27:59,404
[ KEYS JINGLING ]
1915
01:27:59,404 --> 01:28:01,406
-SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THOSE TO YOU
HOURS AGO.
1916
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,060
-KEVIN, LISTEN TO ME.
1917
01:28:03,060 --> 01:28:04,931
HEY.
1918
01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:07,064
KEVIN.
1919
01:28:07,064 --> 01:28:09,196
THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE!
1920
01:28:09,196 --> 01:28:12,417
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
1921
01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,637
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE WHILE
TO COOL DOWN.
1922
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:17,117
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1923
01:28:17,117 --> 01:28:18,858
-MADDIE, YOU HAD TO GET
A GOOD SENSE OF THIS GUY.
1924
01:28:18,858 --> 01:28:21,557
HE'S UPSET NOW,
BUT HE'LL COME AROUND, RIGHT?
1925
01:28:21,557 --> 01:28:25,735
-YEAH, WILL.
1926
01:28:25,735 --> 01:28:28,912
BESIDES, YOU CAN TALK ANYONE
INTO ANYTHING.
1927
01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:33,743
-YEAH. IT WAS A NICE
FUCKING MESS YOU GOT US IN.
1928
01:28:33,743 --> 01:28:35,571
-I'LL GO TALK TO HIM.
1929
01:28:35,571 --> 01:28:36,876
-WOULD YOU?
-YEAH.
1930
01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:38,313
-JUST TELL HIM TO COME BACK
IN HERE.
1931
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:40,532
-YEAH, I'LL -- I'LL JUST FIX IT.
1932
01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:43,056
-THANK YOU.
1933
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,890
ALL RIGHT.
1934
01:28:50,890 --> 01:28:54,154
♪♪
1935
01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:03,816
-HEY.
1936
01:29:03,816 --> 01:29:06,776
-HI.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1937
01:29:06,776 --> 01:29:09,779
-I GUESS I'M CHANGING
MY FIVE-YEAR PLAN.
1938
01:29:09,779 --> 01:29:11,998
-YOU WANT A RIDE?
1939
01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:13,870
-WHAT ABOUT WILL?
1940
01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:17,264
-I HOPE HE WINS.
1941
01:29:21,704 --> 01:29:24,663
WHERE TO?
1942
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:32,149
♪♪
1943
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:21,416
♪♪
1944
01:31:07,026 --> 01:31:10,160
♪♪
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