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(WHINING)
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SHELBY: Ooh. Break time!
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KAITLIN: No. Uh-uh.
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What are y'all doing? Get up!
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We are getting new kegs,
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and I am throwing this party,
so help me God.
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(CHUCKLING): No, we ain't.
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We gonna die out here,
and we all know it.
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It's so freakin' hot, and this
dumb town doesn't have Uber yet.
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Can't you call your mom to pick us up?
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My mom doesn't have a phone, idiot.
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- Call your mom.
- Guys-uh! Cheer up.
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We're having so much fun.
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And don't forget the best part.
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I'm not studying for my lame GED test
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because you taught me
that school is pointless,
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- so you get whiskey.
- Uh, it's empty.
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No.
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(LAUGHING): Oh, I drank it all.
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KAITLIN: Oh, my God. Focus, lightweight.
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My party starts in three hours.
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(JAYLA LAUGHING)
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What?
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Y'all are getting so worked up.
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Over what?
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Don't you get it?
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We're losers.
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We lost.
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I was this close to getting
everything I ever wanted.
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A rich man was gonna
wife me, and I blew it.
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I got nothing. (LAUGHS)
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But that means... I got nothing to lose.
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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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You're taking us to the
nearest liquor store,
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or I'm-a shoot you with this gun!
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Get in, y'all!
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- (LAUGHTER)
- Yes!
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Let's go, snowflake!
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Move!
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Nothing to lose!
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHING)
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Thank you. Sorry.
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I need 20 bags of Solo cups
and nine kegs of Bud Light.
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Didn't I sell you nine yesterday?
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Did y'all finish 'em already?
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Baller.
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No, Debra.
They're at the bottom of the Gulf.
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I'm throwing an island party today,
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and we don't have any kegs or a boat.
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Or a car! (LAUGHS)
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I wrecked my car.
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- Shut it, Shelby!
- (GIGGLING)
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- Just ring up the kegs.
- Oh, so you're the one
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throwing Josh Travis's island party?
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Yeah, I'm going later.
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I even started getting ready.
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- Is that crack, Debra?
- No.
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- It's meth.
- Oh, okay.
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So, wait, wait.
How are you getting out to the island?
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Heard the skank who's
throwing it has a boat.
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Oh. But that's you.
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Just swipe the card, Debra.
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- (MACHINE CHIMES)
- Declined.
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- What?
- MANDY: Okay, so,
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can we get some food or something?
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- What are you talking about?
- Relax.
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We're gonna figure out your party.
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We just haven't eaten
or slept in, like, 24 hours.
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Ooh, let's get pizza sticks!
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Oh, nah, you're thinking too small.
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I got this gun, so we can
eat anywhere we want.
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Y'all want Ruth Chris?
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(LAUGHING)
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(SNIFFLING, CRYING)
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Are you crying?
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No, I don't cry. I've never cried.
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I don't think y'all are getting
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how important this
island party is to me.
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Like, you might be okay with
just being another group
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of smoking hot Florida
girls, but not me. Like...
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I'm destined for greatness.
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And this party was my only chance
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to show everyone in town
that I'm cooler than them.
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Okay, we didn't mean to make you cry.
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You didn't! I'm not crying!
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I'm just talking like
this 'cause I'm mad!
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Okay, you're not crying.
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Just call the 800 number
on your credit card
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and see what the deal is.
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Oh. (SNIFFLES)
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Mine only has a Clearwater 727 number.
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(SIGHS)
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(EASY LISTENING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN (ON PHONE): Yo.
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Hello?
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Is this EZ Money?
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Dude, Kenny, did you change
the name to "EZ Money"?
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Yeah, that's us.
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Uh, okay. Um, my card was just declined.
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Can you fix that?
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Yeah. You probably went over your limit.
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We can increase it, but
your interest rate will go up to 75%.
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Well, yeah, obviously increase it.
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Sweet. It should work now.
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Hey, Kenny, put my fucking burrito
down, you piece of shit. I'm...
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Try it again.
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(MACHINE CHIMES)
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Yes! Yes!
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(LAUGHS) It worked!
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Oh, my God! Aah!
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I'm sorry I got so mad there, guys.
It was crazy.
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Um, okay, so it's, like, 8:00 a.m.,
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which means someone might be up,
and-and they can help us
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get the kegs to the boat ramp,
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and then we'll just figure
out the boat part from there.
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Um, Erica, can you ask your Aunt Sis
if we can borrow her truck?
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Where's Erica?!
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That's a lot of scripts.
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My name is Shelby Hunter.
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When's your birthday?
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It's actually right on there.
You can read it.
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Leave before I call the cops.
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This scam ain't working.
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We're never gonna get Shelby's
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dead grandma's prescriptions filled.
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Shelby and her grandmother
have the same name,
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and you have Shelby's I.D.
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The scam is perfect.
Don't blame the scam.
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Well, then I'm doing something wrong.
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At least you're trying.
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Shelby never wants to do fraud with me.
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All right,
let's try that Publix in Largo.
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I need that morphine patch.
My back is killing me.
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Can we stay near the boat ramp?
I got to get to an island party.
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(COUGHING)
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Are you're sure there's medicine
for my mold poisoning in here?
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Oh. Uh, uh, yeah.
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Uh, Grandma Shelby...
She had lots of mold.
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Okay, now, um, tell me what's
going wrong in the pharmacy.
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Oh, I gave him the I.D.,
he looked at me all suspicious,
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and then asked me when
Shelby's birthday was.
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I didn't know, so he kicked me out.
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Damn! First thing you need
to do is memorize the I.D.
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That's so smart.
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You're good at scams.
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I want to get better at 'em.
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You think maybe you could mentor me?
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No, girl.
I'm just trying to get my meds.
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Okay, let me see that thing.
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Oh, that's the problem.
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We got to take a little detour.
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- (HORN BLARING)
- Make you look more like Shelby.
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(CAR CRASHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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How long was that?
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- Was anyone counting?
- Shelby, come on. Knock it off!
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I mean, mad respect for you
not being super lame anymore.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But we have to figure out how
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to get these kegs to the
island in the next...
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hour and 38 minutes! God!
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Man, I remember when I
used to care about stuff.
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Trying to be just like
the girls on Instagram.
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Had to have the new acrylics,
new coochie cutters,
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new pump with the chandelier heel.
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I thought I had it all figured out.
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But look at me now.
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I'm laying on this filthy-ass sidewalk,
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and I've never been happier,
because nothing matters.
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Hmm.
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So, y'all really don't
know anyone with a boat?
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How's everyone else
getting to the party?
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Oh, doesn't K.O. have his
stupid-ass pontoon boat?
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Nah, it got repo'd
'cause he stopped paying child support.
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Man, child support sucks.
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Get in, bitches!
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- Where did you get that?
- Who cares?!
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- Ha-ha!
- Nothing to lose!
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(WHOOPING)
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Jay, you jacked this boat
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from a total turd.
His music sucks balls.
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I don't think I can drink any
more beer until I eat something.
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Am I the only one who's, like,
really tired and hungry?
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I bet you someone's got
some food around here.
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What you hungry for?
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No, please don't hold
anyone else up at gunpoint.
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All right, all right, all right.
This song's sort of baller.
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("MURDA DEM" BY STELLA MWANGI PLAYING)
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- (LAUGHING)
- Okay, bitches,
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hold on to your tits, 'cause we're not
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going home till that island's
burned to the ground!
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- (WHOOPING, SHOUTING)
- Turn it up! Turn it up!
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Me, I don't go where the money go
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The beat don't go where the fanny go
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When I say "hop," see the bunny go
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I give no... 'cause I run the show
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Hey
-
We murda dem
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Uh, yeah
-
We murda dem
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We murda dem hard when the bass drop
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Got a big fat boom
when the bass drop
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Yeah, we off to the moon
when the bass drop
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Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah,
we off to the moon
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Hey
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Me so pretty, he so giddy
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Chitty bang bang
'cause the bang so chitty
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Me so pretty, he so giddy
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Chitty bang bang
'cause the bang so chitty
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We get gritty, we get gritty
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We work hard all day
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Let's go!
-
Hey
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Yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah,
we off to the moon
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Hey
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We-we-we work hard
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All day, hey
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Yeah
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Stella Mwangi
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
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Hey, hey
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Bang, bang
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We got seven bottles of Oxy!
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Can I have three bottles?
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You can have one pill.
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- Sweet.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Shelby's grandma was one sick old bitch.
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Yeah, but not sick with mold.
What the hell?
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You told me Grandma Shelby had mold.
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Oh, girl, come on,
you gonna be all right.
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There's plenty of stuff in here for you.
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Mm. Oh. Take this blood thinner.
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Mold can't grow in no thin-ass blood.
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What's...
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"to-pi-cal chee-mo..."
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I can't read. What's this say?
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Dumbass.
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"Topical chemotherapy."
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Oh, this was for her skin cancer.
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Rub this on your rash.
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- You're so smart.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh! That mold fucked you up!
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Get that mess out of my van.
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Thank you, Randi.
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I feel better already.
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And if you ever change your
mind about wanting to mentor me,
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I'd love to learn from you.
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Ugh. Okay, fine.
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Lesson one:
You got to start thinking bigger.
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You should've made me split
all the pills with you,
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so you can go to your little
island party and sell them.
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You're so right.
252
00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:27,777
Is it too late to do that?
253
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,606
(SIGHS): Oh.
254
00:10:30,444 --> 00:10:31,458
Oh...
255
00:10:31,483 --> 00:10:34,918
Oh, God, this is so sad.
256
00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:40,153
Is it sad, or did I just con
you out of a bunch of pills?
257
00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:43,649
I've been hustlin' you all day!
I don't need no mentor, bitch!
258
00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,958
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- What?!
259
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,903
Nobody cons me!
260
00:10:49,944 --> 00:10:51,958
I thought you had a bad back.
261
00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:58,983
262
00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:02,403
Excuse me, sir, could you give me
a ride to that island?
263
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,575
Hey there.
264
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,075
- Oh, hey, Rick.
- I'd be happy to give you a ride.
265
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,810
You know, I've actually been
giving girls rides to the island
266
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,136
all morning.
267
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,171
Hop on.
268
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,705
RICK: Nope.
269
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,028
Just me.
270
00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,028
I'm the only way to get to the island.
271
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,254
RANDI: Oh, there you are!
272
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,692
I'm gonna mess you up! (GRUNTS)
273
00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:22,872
Go, go, go!
274
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,817
(RICK GRUNTS)
275
00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:27,878
Go, go, go, go, go! (SCREAMS)
276
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:29,442
(RANDI GROANS)
277
00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:32,161
This ain't over! I'm gonna find you!
278
00:11:32,186 --> 00:11:33,955
279
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,872
(LAUGHTER)
280
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,817
Oh. Good morning, sleeping beauty.
281
00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:42,122
- What's so funny?
- (LAUGHTER)
282
00:11:43,925 --> 00:11:46,864
What... what did you guys do?
283
00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:48,090
What is this?
284
00:11:48,115 --> 00:11:49,840
- Um, they're vaginas.
- (GASPS)
285
00:11:49,865 --> 00:11:51,364
Dude, you're covered in pussies.
286
00:11:51,825 --> 00:11:53,653
You guys suck!
287
00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:54,779
Oh.
288
00:11:54,804 --> 00:11:57,239
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
289
00:11:57,578 --> 00:12:01,153
MANDY: Oh, my God!
290
00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,098
- We could've done more.
- Yeah.
291
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,661
Bring that ass back
292
00:12:04,686 --> 00:12:06,887
Booty like the bass, need a slap
293
00:12:06,912 --> 00:12:09,473
We got everybody movin' off top
294
00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:12,450
So much sweat drippin',
need a mop, we ain't stoppin'
295
00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,286
Till somebody see the cops...
296
00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:16,877
KAITLIN: Where the hell have you been?
297
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,145
- What happened to you?
- Jumped off a Jet Ski
298
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,786
onto some rocks. Who cares?
299
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,465
I do whatever I want now.
300
00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:24,614
- You look insane.
- (LAUGHING)
301
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,286
Here, cover your tits.
302
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,059
Can I just say, I'm so proud of you.
303
00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:31,754
This whole party's here 'cause of you.
304
00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:33,254
You freakin' did it, man.
305
00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:37,145
Yeah. I mean, it's obviously
the party of the year, but...
306
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:40,059
I don't know,
it's like something's missing.
307
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:41,686
I just don't know what.
308
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,801
SHELBY: Oh, of course.
309
00:12:43,826 --> 00:12:45,551
Erica was missing.
310
00:12:45,576 --> 00:12:47,840
- Aw, that's nice, Kaitlin.
- Yeah, no.
311
00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:49,634
That's not it. I don't care about that.
312
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,606
It's just a little tame, you know?
313
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:53,802
I was hoping at least one person
314
00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:55,672
would've been carried out
by helicopter or something.
315
00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,575
Then my name would
really get out there.
316
00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:00,364
Back up, back up, back up
317
00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:01,473
I'm-a get enough...
318
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,489
Models poppin' bottles...
319
00:13:03,514 --> 00:13:05,629
- Hey, douchebag!
- (GRUNTS)
320
00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,864
- Hey!
- (ANGRY SHOUTING)
321
00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,387
KAITLIN: Yeah! There!
322
00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,575
- Ha-ha! That's better.
- Oh, my God.
323
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,168
(LAUGHTER)
324
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,715
I cannot believe you almost missed this
325
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,590
for your dumbass GED test.
326
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,552
Oh, well, it starts in an hour.
I could still make it.
327
00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:24,302
- That's not funny.
- Or I could race you to the bottom.
328
00:13:24,327 --> 00:13:25,693
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
329
00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:28,872
- (YELLING)
- Oh, shit.
330
00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:30,398
JAYLA: Oh, hell yeah!
331
00:13:30,423 --> 00:13:33,685
(SHRIEKING)
332
00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,591
Should we be worried about her?
333
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,943
Nah, she's fine.
334
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,669
(JAYLA SCREAMS)
335
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,911
Uh-uh, no, no, no.
You don't get to ditch us
336
00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:45,247
and then waltz up here covered in jizz.
337
00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,568
Y'all want a Oxy?
338
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,013
- Yeah, someone get my friend a chair!
- Yeah.
339
00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,872
(LAUGHS)
340
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,388
Yo, Debra!
341
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,630
You want any Oxy?
342
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,193
One for ten or three for 25.
343
00:13:57,218 --> 00:13:59,099
- I'll take nine.
- Tight.
344
00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:02,005
(LAUGHS)
345
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,474
- (MANDY SCREAMS)
- (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
346
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:07,810
(LAUGHS) Someone just hit
that bitch in the face!
347
00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:10,818
- Wait, that's Mandy.
- Wait, for real?
348
00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:13,146
- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
349
00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:14,911
No, I'm not okay.
350
00:14:14,936 --> 00:14:17,997
Those animals just broke my nose!
351
00:14:18,022 --> 00:14:20,388
Want some codeine? Ten bucks a sip.
352
00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:22,576
God, what am I doing here?
353
00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,357
What was I thinking coming back here?
354
00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:25,990
Well, you said Ohio was boring
355
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,787
and the real world sucked
and Florida was cool.
356
00:14:27,811 --> 00:14:30,380
Yeah, I thought Ohio was boring,
357
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:32,943
but I forgot what a
shit show Florida is.
358
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:34,607
I can't believe that you live like this.
359
00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:37,677
We spent all day walking
in billion-degree heat
360
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:38,724
with no food or water.
361
00:14:38,749 --> 00:14:41,294
Jayla stole a car! And a boat!
362
00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:42,419
Aw, tight.
363
00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:45,583
I mean, I'm sorry, but y'all are losers.
364
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:46,732
I mean, it makes me remember
365
00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:48,225
why I got out of here
in the first place.
366
00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:50,248
And it's the reason I'm getting
the hell out of here now.
367
00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:52,661
But I blew off my GED test
'cause you said it wasn't...
368
00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:53,763
I know what I said.
369
00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,154
I was wrong. Okay?
370
00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:57,357
I was homesick and I
let myself get tricked
371
00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,208
by Jayla's fake-ass Instagram
372
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,935
that leaves out all of this garbage.
373
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,724
Enjoy this mess, y'all. I'm out of here.
374
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,551
Good!
375
00:15:07,721 --> 00:15:10,497
Go back to Ohio! We don't need you!
376
00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:12,013
RICK: Hey there.
377
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:14,076
- Need a ride?
- MANDY: Hey, Rick.
378
00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,638
Absolutely not.
379
00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:17,465
RICK: Nope. It's just me.
380
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:18,702
I'm the only way off the island.
381
00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:20,958
Everybody else is
sticking around to party.
382
00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:24,208
(GROANS) Fine!
383
00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:31,974
She's gone soft.
I've broken my nose, like, four times.
384
00:15:32,805 --> 00:15:34,169
Race you to the bottom?
385
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,076
The game in dollars,
I don't understand...
386
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:39,888
Oh, no.
387
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:47,161
Wait! I want to come!
388
00:15:47,186 --> 00:15:50,552
Wait! Wait!
389
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:52,779
(PANTING)
390
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:55,427
Oh, my God. What did I do?
391
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,919
I'm gonna miss my test.
392
00:15:56,944 --> 00:15:59,318
I just threw away my future for a party.
393
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:02,372
So now you want to go
take your test? Cool.
394
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:05,286
Mandy tells you careers suck,
so you bail on your test,
395
00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:07,327
and then she changes her mind
so you change your mind, too?
396
00:16:07,351 --> 00:16:09,288
Shelby, you are a sheep.
397
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:12,240
Dude, she's right.
The past two days have been insane.
398
00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:14,661
Jayla's been carjacking
everyone in town,
399
00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:17,115
and I wrecked my car
and almost killed Erica.
400
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,286
Yeah, and you had a
blast the whole time.
401
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,201
I don't remember when
I've seen you this happy.
402
00:16:21,226 --> 00:16:23,062
Oh, wait. Yes, I do.
403
00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:25,155
Right before Mandy moved away
404
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,740
and you decided that your
life wasn't good enough.
405
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:32,302
Wow. You're 100% right.
406
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:33,740
Yeah, no crap I'm right.
407
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:36,443
I am a sheep.
408
00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:38,341
I just do what everyone else does.
409
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:42,560
Listen, if you want to leave
the sickest island party
410
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,794
of all time so you can
take some dumbass test
411
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,833
with adult babies, do it.
412
00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:49,311
Not 'cause of Mandy, man.
413
00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:51,201
Do it 'cause you want to do it.
414
00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:53,061
(SIGHS)
415
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:56,865
Pssh. I'm gonna go get a
beer, do you want one?
416
00:16:57,198 --> 00:17:00,162
Honestly, I don't even
know if I want a beer.
417
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,256
I don't know what I want.
418
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:05,850
But... I know what I don't want.
419
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,670
I do not want to still be
coming to island parties
420
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,889
in 40 years just like Debra.
421
00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:12,717
I really want a better life,
422
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:15,693
and I know that a GED
will help me with that.
423
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:20,162
Either in Florida or
wherever, I don't know, but....
424
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:22,531
I gotta go take my test.
425
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:24,086
Cool.
426
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,828
Good luck with that.
427
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,101
Excuse me!
428
00:17:30,126 --> 00:17:33,523
Yo! Can I get a ride to the boat ramp?
429
00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:34,548
(MAN WHOOPING)
430
00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:37,445
I need a ride!
I have a test in 15 minutes!
431
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,882
God! Dude. What are you doing?
432
00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:41,695
You don't have time to
dock at the boat ramp.
433
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,007
You gotta take the back way.
434
00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:44,515
What? What back way?
435
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:45,813
Your dumbass school is on Patricia,
436
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:47,015
which is three blocks from the creek.
437
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:49,437
A boat won't fit in the canals
so we gotta take a Jet Ski
438
00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:51,656
to the causeway and cut
into the canals from there.
439
00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:53,835
We? You're leaving your party?
440
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,382
Erica, steal us a Jet Ski!
441
00:17:57,382 --> 00:17:59,171
Jayla, we're leaving.
442
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:04,039
443
00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:05,064
MAN: Hey!
444
00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:07,554
Get off my Jet Ski, you whores!
445
00:18:07,579 --> 00:18:09,007
Go, Erica, go!
446
00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:10,656
I'll be flying high
447
00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,421
I'm-a do it till I die
448
00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:14,883
You can catch me
throwing money in the sky
449
00:18:14,908 --> 00:18:17,070
I'll be flying high
450
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,867
I ain't never told a lie
451
00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:21,562
I'm the dopest,
I ain't even gotta try
452
00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:23,859
I'll be flying high
453
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,609
I'm-a do it till I die
454
00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,492
I'm the dopest,
I ain't even gotta try
455
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,421
I'll be flying high
456
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,031
You're gonna make it. (LAUGHS)
457
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,992
Yeah, but I'm still very
drunk and I did not study.
458
00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:36,867
Who cares?
You've been studying for months.
459
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:38,976
Yeah, it's been so annoying.
460
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:42,195
You keep repeating that
stupid poem in the shower.
461
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,523
"Acute triangles? Sides in threes,
462
00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:46,531
all angles less than 90 degrees."
463
00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:48,525
"Equilateral? Sides the same,
464
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,687
angles equal, it's their game."
465
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,820
"Scalene triangles have one catch,
466
00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,093
different sides,
no angles..." How'd it go?
467
00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:57,484
- No angles match.
- It's obviously "match."
468
00:18:57,509 --> 00:18:59,070
Ah! Okay.
469
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,398
- I'm doing this.
- KAITLIN: Go!
470
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:01,828
- JAYLA: Kill it, girl.
- Ah!
471
00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,367
What's she going to do?
472
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:05,718
Why are we here?
473
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,195
Kick 'em while they're down
474
00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:12,576
I don't play around
475
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:14,871
I ain't giving up the crown
476
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:17,164
1,579. 1,580.
477
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,468
And another one dollar.
And a five dollar.
478
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,195
And another one dollar.
479
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,539
I don't know how much money
I made selling that medicine,
480
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,875
but it's gotta be enough
to get me a whole bed.
481
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,890
Like, with a blanket and a pillow,
482
00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:29,515
and even that cloth mattress thing
483
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:31,500
that goes over that mattress thing.
484
00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:33,329
Holy crap.
485
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:37,203
I just made $1,600 selling keg cups.
486
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:39,046
- Yes!
- Oh.
487
00:19:39,071 --> 00:19:41,541
Money still got a grip on y'all, huh?
488
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,817
I am so glad to be done
with material things.
489
00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:47,171
I just had the best day of my life.
490
00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:50,554
I feel sorry for y'all, I truly do.
491
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:52,375
Yeah, whatever, psycho.
492
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,023
I just threw the sickest party
in the history of this town,
493
00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:57,585
and I can pay off my credit card. Boom!
494
00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:03,500
Oh... my God.
495
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,531
I can pay off my credit card later.
496
00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:08,714
Mm-mm-mm.
497
00:20:08,739 --> 00:20:11,453
Hey, I've been
grinding hard all week
498
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,859
Grinding hard
499
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:14,968
I've been making money on repeat...
500
00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:16,914
(SHRIEKS) I passed!
501
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:18,804
(LAUGHING)
502
00:20:18,829 --> 00:20:21,242
- (CHEERING)
- That's really cool.
503
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,812
- (WHOOPING)
- Tight!
504
00:20:22,837 --> 00:20:25,156
Wait. Dude, did you buy us a car?
505
00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:26,578
Us? Mm-mm.
506
00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:28,593
This is my car.
507
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,421
And I need gas money. Now.
508
00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:33,828
Wait, that-that's for my bed.
509
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,054
Shotgun.
510
00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:39,343
Yeah, yeah
511
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,914
I got money on top of that money
512
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,290
And money on top of that money
513
00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:43,398
I hit me a lick
514
00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:44,791
You... ain't talking...
515
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:47,070
Oh, I see you, bitch!
516
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,197
Me and you.
517
00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:50,093
Oh, shit.
518
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,757
- Was that my mom?
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
519
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,523
Drive. Drive. Drive!
520
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:55,578
- (CHUCKLES) Why?
- What?
521
00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:57,742
- Just drive!
- (LAUGHING)
522
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:00,226
(TIRES SCREECHING)
523
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:04,132
- (WHOOPING) Nothing to lose!
- (LAUGHTER)
524
00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:05,617
B-B-Bad chick
525
00:21:05,642 --> 00:21:07,437
I'm a bad chick
526
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:10,908
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