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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,240 BALLADEER: Welcome to Hazzard County. 2 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:35,080 A little corner of the world where everyone knows everyone else... 3 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,600 ...and people are never too busy to stop and say howdy. 4 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,960 Shoot, some folks even say this is where the apple pie was invented. 5 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:49,240 Yep, basically everything down here moves a little bit slower... 6 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:55,080 ...unless, of course, your last name is Duke. 7 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,000 [CHEERING] 8 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,360 Man, the General's in good shape. 9 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,160 Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest, and we still got two deliveries to make. 10 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,240 It's all one big happy hour, Luke. Besides, we're taking a shortcut. 11 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,000 [WHOOPING] 12 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,120 LAURIE: Hi, Luke. 13 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,520 - I got this one. - You sure that's a good idea, cuz? 14 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,640 It's a great idea. Come on. 15 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,160 [LUKE SPEAKS SPANISH] 16 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,760 Hey, Laurie. 17 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,040 - You here to make your delivery? - Well, I was hoping to. 18 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,560 Luke, remember last time. 19 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,400 Don't worry about it, cuz. 20 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,840 It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here. 21 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,200 See, Bo? Pa ain't here. 22 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,480 LAURIE: Hi. LUKE: Hi. 23 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,280 Play hard to get, little buddy. 24 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,920 Listen and learn, General. 25 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,080 MAN [ON STEREO]: And now, side two of the AI Unser, Jr. story: 26 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:43,240 No Questions, Only Unsers, as read by Laurence Fishburne. 27 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,520 FISHBURNE [ON STEREO]: "I'm too old for this shit." 28 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,520 That's what I was thinking as I turned into the final lap... 29 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,280 ...running fourth at Talladega. 30 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,880 But then it hit me. Life is like a racetrack. 31 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,720 You gotta keep going round and round. 32 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,800 - That is so true. - Sure, sometimes you crash and burn. 33 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,400 But if you don't make the turn, you ain't never gonna learn. 34 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,640 So I gripped the wheel tighter, checked my gauges and made my move. 35 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,040 Make my move. Give you my move. Make it, mother... 36 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 [POUNDING ON WINDOW] 37 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,520 - Jesus Christ! - Howdy, Bo. 38 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,600 Hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself. 39 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,920 - How you doing, sir? - Oh, I'm fine. 40 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,920 You ready for that big Hazzard Rally this weekend? 41 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,120 Yeah, I got him all tuned up. Right, General? 42 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,480 How many times you won that, anyway? 43 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,320 - Four in a row, sir. - Four in a row. 44 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,800 That's good. Billy Prickett won it four in a row, and look what he's doing today. 45 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,880 - Hey, you been hunting? PULLMAN: Yes, sir. 46 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,600 Yeah, I been using those new whammy shells. 47 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,080 They scatter less for when you really wanna blow a hole in something. 48 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,680 - Cool. Guns. - Yeah. 49 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,720 Are you delivering all by yourself today? 50 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,880 BO: Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir. 51 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,440 I like to think I travel with the man upstairs. 52 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,160 You know, Jesus. 53 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,320 You know, I like that attitude. 54 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,840 I'm gonna look around and find a boy like you... 55 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,520 ...to date my daughter, Laurie, pretty soon. 56 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,680 Because she's getting curious about boys, you know. 57 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,200 BO: Yeah. 58 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,040 Oh, you're talking about sex, right? 59 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,960 I just wanna keep that sorry cousin of yours away from her. 60 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,480 The way he looks at her galls me. You know what I mean? 61 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,800 [GUNSHOT] 62 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,080 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 63 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,720 JIMMY: You get back here right now, you son of a bitch. 64 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,600 Get back here. 65 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,160 Luke! Luke! 66 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,920 JIMMY: Why you running, you chickenshit? 67 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,480 Goddamn Dukes. 68 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,280 You get the hell off my sister. Ahh! 69 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,240 LAURIE: Jimmy! - Oh, shit. 70 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,360 PULLMAN: Damn you, Luke! You get back in the house! 71 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,920 - Go, Bo, go! - Luke, wait! 72 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,680 PULLMAN: Put on a shirt! - Come on, come on, come on. 73 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,800 I forgot about the brother. Go! 74 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,840 So happy hour? 75 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,840 - You're gonna get us shot someday. - Not today. 76 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,480 Not with you driving the getaway car. 77 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,360 - So how was it? - It's never bad. 78 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,640 JIMMY: Yee-haw! 79 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,040 [GUNSHOT] 80 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,320 Son of a bitch. 81 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,760 Here, load up with these whammy shells. 82 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,200 They'll blow a hole through an elephant's ass. 83 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,560 JIMMY: Look out. 84 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,840 [GUNSHOT] 85 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,320 Oh, goddamn it! You're gonna replace that. 86 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,400 - What's he using? - You don't wanna know. 87 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,160 Dadgum it, you just assassinated a tree. 88 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,880 Got a big kick to it. 89 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,960 Don't you worry. They can't touch the General. Come on, boy. 90 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,200 You missed, Jimmy! 91 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,600 Can't you shoot straight? Don't point that thing at me, you chucklehead. 92 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,400 JIMMY: Don't call me a chucklehead. I ain't a chucklehead. 93 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,840 PULLMAN: Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel! 94 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,080 [GUN COCKS] 95 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,680 What are you doing? Hey. Hey. What the hell? 96 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,720 - Goddamn it. JIMMY: I'm sorry, Daddy. 97 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,760 Let's go after them. 98 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,920 - Bo, did you see that sign? - I can read! 99 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,200 This is how you planned on losing them? 100 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,880 You ain't scared, are you? 101 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,080 Scared? Hell, no. I just don't wanna hear it from Uncle Jesse... 102 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,520 ...when you break his bottles of shine. 103 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,280 I bet you the old phone book I don't break a bottle. 104 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,280 Phone book it is. 105 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,120 Daddy, you get me close, and I'll put a bullet in this son of a bitch. 106 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,280 [GRUNTS] 107 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,120 Goddamn it, Jimmy! 108 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,880 Who says I can't shoot? Daddy? Daddy! 109 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,920 [CHEERING] 110 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,800 BOTH: Yee-haw! 111 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,160 BALLADEER: Bo and Luke Duke. 112 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,320 Cousins closer than brothers. 113 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,160 Both big-hearted, strong-willed... 114 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,720 ...and restless as a couple of cats thrown into a swimming hole. 115 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,920 [LAUGHING] 116 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,640 [HORN HONKING] 117 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,280 Nice driving, cuz. 118 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,800 What? 119 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,840 - I won the bet, you son of a bitch. - Oh, come on. 120 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,960 I didn't break any bottles, so I won the bet. 121 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,960 [GROANS] 122 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,320 LUKE: I was just joking about the bet. BO: Oh, you were joking? 123 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,560 LUKE: Yeah. - Still getting the phone book, though. 124 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,600 LUKE: Come on, double or nothing. - Nope. Time to pay your debt, buddy. 125 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,840 Which side you want, right side or left? 126 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,560 Right. 127 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,480 Did I hear one of your teeth break? 128 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,680 I don't remember the Hazzard phone book being that thick. 129 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,160 This is Atlanta. 130 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,400 [LUKE LAUGHING] 131 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,360 BO: Bet was over. I can't believe that happened. I mean, the bet was over. 132 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,400 - What are you doing? - Where you want it? 133 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,040 - Oh, man. - Where you want it? 134 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,760 Left. 135 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,640 That was a good one. 136 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,880 [GRUNTS] 137 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,800 Right in the ball sack. God. 138 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,480 In case of dehydration. 139 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,480 That'll put lead in your pencil. 140 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,160 BO: Man, I'm already tired of walking. - You could use a little exercise. 141 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,480 Them jeans of yours look tighter than Daisy's. 142 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,080 BO: Oh, yeah? I bet you a cold beer I could beat you to The Boar's Nest. 143 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,160 LUKE: That's five miles. 144 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,960 LUKE: I'm coming! I'm coming! 145 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,360 Face! 146 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,640 [LAUGHS] 147 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,800 He came back. 148 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,040 What's Billy Prickett doing here? 149 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,280 Well, it looks like he's here for the race. 150 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,400 Man, those tires alone are worth more than the General Lee. 151 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,120 My, oh, my. Look at that. Billy Prickett's car, huh? 152 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,720 What's new in law enforcement, Enos? 153 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,560 - They make you lieutenant yet? - Hell, you know that'll never happen. 154 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,600 Maybe one of these days you'll wise up and come work for us. 155 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,560 We could use a man like you. 156 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,400 I don't know. I don't think it's a good time to be in the moonshine business. 157 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,600 Moonshine business? We ain't in the moonshining business. 158 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:36,080 But if someone were in the moonshining business, why would it be a bad time? 159 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,480 Now, Luke, you know I can't say anything. Boss Hogg'll tan my hide. 160 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,120 He spanks you? 161 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,800 Hey, Dil, what do you want? We just ordered. 162 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,920 By the looks of this place, I'll take two bottles of Pepto... 163 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,560 ...and a shot of penicillin, right? 164 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,960 [LAUGHING] 165 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,800 [COINS JINGLING] 166 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,360 Jesus, mother of Mary. 167 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,920 Look away, man. Trust me, look away. 168 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,520 Don't worry about it. I won't hurt her. 169 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,360 There ain't nobody in this bar concerned about you hurting her. 170 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,280 DIL: All right, all right. 171 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,160 Y'all ready to order? 172 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,200 You better be reading my nametag, friend. 173 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,800 I am, I am. I noticed your initials were double D. 174 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,560 [LAUGHING] 175 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,560 - Oh, sweet Jesus. - I'll give you one more chance. 176 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,840 You wanna order, or you wanna sit around and make stupid jokes? 177 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,320 Ain't gotta get fussy. We're having a good time. 178 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,360 I'll tell you what, I'll order. We don't want no problems. 179 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,760 Let's see... 180 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,560 Do those legs come over easy? 181 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,800 Oh, my God. 182 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,960 - How about the special, sir? BILLY: Dil Driscoll! 183 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,920 You stop bothering that nice girl and pick on somebody your own size. 184 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,320 MAN 1: Billy Prickett. MAN 2: Hey, it's Billy Prickett! 185 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,280 MAN 3: Welcome home, boy. - You old mule. 186 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,200 MAN 4: Hey. 187 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,200 Why don't you cool off, Dil? 188 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,480 MAN 3: Come on, boy. Let's get out of here. 189 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,000 My, my, my. 190 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,760 Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there. That's Billy Prickett. 191 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,480 Should I buy him a drink? 192 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,280 Maybe you should buy him flowers and chocolates. 193 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,560 Give me a Miller. Make it a Löwenbräu. 194 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,760 How you doing? 195 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,080 Hey, Billy Prickett. Welcome back to Hazzard. 196 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,800 Oh. 197 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,040 See, boys, I told you all the waitresses in this place was dog ugly. 198 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,800 [LAUGHING] 199 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,760 - Man. - I'm only fooling with you. 200 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,480 Fellas, this is Bo Duke. 201 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:55,680 Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally record. What is it now, four in a row? 202 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,800 Yeah, well... 203 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:04,040 All streaks must come to an end, Bo. I'm calling this one "the drive for five." 204 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,000 - Well, I'm looking forward to the race. - Hey, Dil! 205 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,400 This is the boy who's trying to break my record. 206 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,840 Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief. 207 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,440 - Bo-Bo, have a seat. BO: Really? 208 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,520 So, Billy, what's it like being in the circuit? 209 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,720 - Well... WOMAN: Hey, Billy, join me for a drink? 210 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,480 Oh, well, you sweet little thing. 211 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,840 Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty all of a sudden. 212 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,440 Bo-Bo, may the best man win. 213 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,320 DAISY: John, another round! 214 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,400 So, Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there? 215 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,760 Because she gave me a ride earlier. 216 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,800 Well, actually, she's my cousin. 217 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,600 Oh, really? You hitting that? 218 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,960 - She's my cousin. - Hopefully you're kissing cousins, right? 219 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,880 - Come again? - Son, all I'm really trying to ask you... 220 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,200 ...is if you shuck her corn. 221 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,520 BALLADEER: Now, there are certain things.... 222 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,040 ...you just don't say to a Duke about another Duke. 223 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,200 I'll shuck your corn! 224 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,160 Excuse me a second. 225 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,040 DIL: Pick him up! Pick him up! 226 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,120 Hey, hey. Can I get in on this? 227 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,520 MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: Sure. 228 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,920 Oh, buddy. 229 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,840 MAN: Here we go. 230 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,400 MAN: Fifty bucks on the Dukes! 231 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,840 BO: That makes two, Luke! DAISY: Attaboy! 232 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,920 [CHEERING] 233 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,160 Hey, Billy Prickett! 234 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,320 Careful, Bo-Bo. 235 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,360 Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt! 236 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,600 - Really? - The fourth! 237 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,320 [SCREAMING] 238 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,160 - Hey, can I hit this guy? - Kill them all! 239 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,400 - The ribs are greasy. - The beans are cold. 240 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,080 [GUNSHOT] 241 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,440 [BO CHEERS] 242 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,080 [THUD] 243 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,480 BALLADEER: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. 244 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,320 Closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. 245 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,480 Rosco's been after the Duke boys since they started walking. 246 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,280 Of course, some people say the boys' first steps... 247 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,880 ...landed right on the sheriff's last nerve. 248 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,240 Dukes. Just once you two ought to try leaving a place... 249 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,200 ...in better shape than it was when you walked in. 250 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:47,200 Oh, I think your boss can afford to replace a few broken beer mugs. 251 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,320 I heard there was a little incident earlier... 252 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,720 ...concerning a certain crappy orange hot rod out at the Miller farm. 253 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,760 Y'all really upset some of them construction boys. 254 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,880 When I got there, they were not being gentle with your beloved piece of crap. 255 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,320 What'd you do, Rosco? 256 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,480 I can't say she's gonna be in real good racing shape for the rally this weekend. 257 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,080 You watch yourself, hillbilly boy. 258 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,520 Come on, boys. My shift's over. I'll take you over to Cooter's. 259 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,760 Come on. 260 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,680 [LAUGHING] 261 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,440 BALLADEER: Jefferson Davis Hogg.... 262 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,880 ...the meanest man in Hazzard County. 263 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,680 He's canny as a fox, tough as a badger... 264 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,320 ...and crooked as a hillbilly's smile. 265 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,080 Well, Rosco. 266 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,600 I see you have redecorated. 267 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,800 Interesting style. What do you call it? 268 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,600 - Well, sir, the Dukes... - The Dukes. 269 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,880 I had a feeling. 270 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,320 I've got some important things happening here this weekend. 271 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,160 - Yes, sir. - Are you gonna take care of the Dukes... 272 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,800 ...or am I gonna have to make other plans? 273 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,760 I'm on top of it, Boss. 274 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,440 That's what I'm afraid of. 275 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,080 COOTER: You ready? - Is it bad? 276 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,040 Not good. 277 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,880 Hell, this is worse than the time you sunk it in the Tipton Swamp. 278 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,360 Mostly cosmetic damage, right, Cooter? 279 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,520 - Mostly. - Yeah. 280 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,320 - He's gonna be ready for the race, right? - Race? Come on, Bo. 281 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,960 I mean, the General doesn't race. 282 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,680 The General erases the competition. 283 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,000 [WHISTLES] 284 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,960 [WHIMPERS] 285 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,320 Who does this? 286 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:45,360 It would make a nice hat or a slipper. 287 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,080 You know what? Just leave the General here with me. I'll see if I can fix... 288 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,800 I'll have it up running in no time. Meanwhile, you boys take my truck. 289 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,880 What if you need to tow somebody? 290 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,680 If I can't "toe" them, I'll finger them. You know what I'm saying? 291 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:10,520 Close one. Even shell-shocked, he's a better driver than you are. 292 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,680 DAISY: Thanks, Cooter. - Yeah. 293 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,840 [RATTLING] 294 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,800 Chin up. 295 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,680 Oh! 296 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,120 [FLIES BUZZING] 297 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,520 JESSE: Daisy? 298 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,800 BALLADEER: Jesse L. Duke. 299 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,760 - Uncle Jesse to you. - Daisy. 300 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,920 BALLADEER: Now, Jesse's been two places in his life: 301 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,360 Hazzard County and Korea. 302 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,920 - Daisy? DAISY: I'm in here. 303 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,280 BALLADEER: As far as he's concerned... - Where are you? 304 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,760 DAISY: I'm in the shower. 305 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,480 BALLADEER: ...that's one place too many. 306 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,360 Ready or not, here I come. 307 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,640 - How's it looking, good-looking? - Well, I fixed the vapor coils... 308 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,280 ...but the boiler's still slow. You been running this around the clock? 309 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:06,080 Them boys break more bottles than they deliver. Eight cases this month. 310 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,280 Wonder where in the hell they are, anyway. 311 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,280 LUKE: It'll make you feel lots better. 312 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,120 - Light the son of a bitch. - All right. 313 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,920 [LUKE LAUGHING] 314 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,160 I feel good. 315 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,080 All right, y'all, knock off the grab-assing over there. 316 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,320 What's going on, Uncle Jesse? 317 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,680 Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. 318 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,840 Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. 319 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,160 Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." 320 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,200 The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else." 321 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,920 [LAUGHING] 322 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,440 Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra? 323 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,440 - No. - He gets taller. 324 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,440 Here's another one for you. 325 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,680 How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery? 326 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,000 Oh, yes, sorry about that, Uncle Jesse. We... 327 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,280 [EXPLOSION] 328 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,520 Whoa! 329 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,240 [SHOUTING GIBBERISH] 330 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,680 LUKE: Is that Rosco? 331 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,760 Wonder what that fat sack of shit wants. 332 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,960 Come on. 333 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,360 ROSCO: We can skip the "Hi, how are you's." 334 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,760 I'm here on official police business. 335 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,080 DEPUTY: Right here, sheriff. 336 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,840 Oh, that's horseshit. You planted that. 337 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,800 "By the power vested in me by the County of Hazzard, Georgia... 338 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,040 ...I hereby seize this property... 339 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,800 ...for the crime of producing and distributing moonshine." 340 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,040 Now, Jesse, we can do this the easy way... 341 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,360 ...or, of course... 342 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,200 ...there's that other way. 343 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,320 - Let's try the that other way first. DAISY: Now, hold on. Wait. 344 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,960 Only way I'm leaving this farm is in a wooden box. 345 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,040 BOSS: Well... 346 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,360 Hi, Dukes. 347 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,720 Hi. 348 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,240 Well, now. 349 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,760 Lookie there. 350 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:14,080 Moonshining. What a shame, what a shame. 351 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,440 - That ain't ours, Boss. - Really? 352 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,920 You're out of here. 353 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,320 This land ain't yours anymore. 354 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,560 You're gonna have to live somewhere else... 355 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,400 ...and you're never gonna moonshine... JESSE: Why, you prick! 356 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,680 Watch out. I got my dog here, and I ain't fed him, and he's real hungry. 357 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,280 Easy, Jesse. Not now. 358 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,800 You boys done started a fight you can't win. 359 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480 Well, you have my sympathy. Y'all take care, now. 360 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,680 - Should've busted a cap in his ass. - Hell, yeah. 361 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,960 Hey, easy now, boys. 362 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,160 Thanks for taking us in, Pauline. We really appreciate it. 363 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,160 Oh, honey, it is my pleasure. 364 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,320 I left three toes in Korea for this country, and this is the thanks I get. 365 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,000 I don't understand how they could just take your farm. 366 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,080 They planted a still in our barn. 367 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:23,000 They planted a still? Now, why would they need to plant a still? 368 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,200 Because they're too damn dumb to find our real one. 369 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,120 I was waiting on old Bill Miller up at the truck stop last night. 370 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,600 He said Boss' men seized his land for some trumped-up charge too. 371 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,960 Maybe it's got to do with all that construction equipment at the Millers'. 372 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,560 You wanna go up there and take a second look? 373 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,680 Oh, I don't know, boys. 374 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,360 Oh, now, Pauline. 375 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,600 Don't worry, Uncle Jesse. We're gonna take care of it. 376 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,360 You know what's gonna happen, don't you? 377 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,560 Those two are gonna get themselves in trouble, end up in jail... 378 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,240 ...and I'm gonna have to shake my ass to get them out. 379 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,560 JESSE: That's why we love you, honey. 380 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,280 COOTER: Oh, goddamn it. ROSCO: Well, well, well. 381 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,760 What the hell do you think you're doing? 382 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,560 What's it look like? I'm building a doomsday machine... 383 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,160 ...gonna aim it right up your heinie hole. 384 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,600 You stupid enough to think you can fix this? 385 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,200 - I'm fixing to fix it. - Oh, you fixing to fix it. 386 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,280 You couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor. 387 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,600 What do you want, Rosco? 388 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:33,880 This here vehicle, it was used in the illegal transportation of moonshine. 389 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,640 Boss wants it impounded. 390 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,640 It ain't running right now, and my tow truck ain't here... 391 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,720 ...so unless you stick it up your ass... 392 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,440 Hey, one way or another, grease monkey... 393 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,600 ...tomorrow I'm auctioning off this hunk of junk. 394 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,200 So y'all have a good night, now, okay? 395 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,600 I got two words for you: soap and water. 396 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,120 That's three words. 397 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,080 Stupid. 398 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,000 Hey, man, this is Cooter. 399 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,680 Round up the fellas. I got a job for them. 400 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,760 Lot of equipment there for an abandoned farm. 401 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,440 LUKE: Yeah, and that fence went up pretty quick too, huh? 402 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,840 - Let's go ditch the truck. - All right. 403 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,240 [GRUNTING] 404 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,360 [FABRIC RIPPING] 405 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,640 [THUD] 406 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,040 LUKE: Well, ain't that cute, a man taking his pig for a walk. 407 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,480 Come on. 408 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,880 What now? 409 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,320 Lookie here, Bo. 410 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,560 He's got our farm marked, right next to the Millers' and the Robinsons'. 411 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,080 What the hell does he want with all this land? 412 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,360 I don't know. 413 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,560 But I tell you what, if I was incriminating information... 414 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,880 ...I'd be hiding in that big, huge son of a bitch. 415 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,440 - How are we supposed to open that? BALLADEER: I don't know about you.... 416 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,360 ...but I'd sure hate to be that safe right now. 417 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,240 BO AND LUKE: Yeah! 418 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,120 [CHEERING] 419 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,120 Holy shit. 420 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,720 Hope they got e-mail. 421 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,480 Oh, dear. 422 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,080 BO: What the hell? 423 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,440 LUKE: It's stuck on a pole. 424 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,360 I'll check it. 425 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,880 [AIR SUPPLY'S "ALL OUT OF LOVE" PLAYS ON RADIO] 426 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,160 - Give it some gas! - Okay! 427 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,120 [ENGINE REVVING] 428 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,640 LUKE: Hey, give it a little more gas! - Okay! 429 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,040 - Hey, Bo, hold up! - Okay! 430 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,160 Hey! No, Bo! No! 431 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,160 Okay! 432 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,120 [LUKE SCREAMING] 433 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,960 - Yeah! - Bo! 434 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,520 - No, Bo! - Sorry, cuz. 435 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,520 You'd do the same thing to me. 436 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,520 Bo! 437 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,480 [SCREAMING] 438 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,440 Bo, damn it! 439 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,640 Hold on, little buddy! 440 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,200 Oh, shit! 441 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,000 [HORN HONKING] 442 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,480 Bo, you son of a... 443 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,240 [GROANING] 444 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,440 I said, no, Bo. No! 445 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,480 Oh. 446 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,280 I thought you said, "Go, Bo. Go." 447 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,400 You see how that sounds kind of...? 448 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,440 Hey, you know what? Sheev lives near here. 449 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,720 Maybe he can help us open this thing up, huh? 450 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,400 Yeah. 451 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,520 Okay. We'll go to Sheev's. 452 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,760 Rosco, this here's Chip. 453 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,200 You might wanna call Hogg... 454 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:16,120 ...and tell him them two fellers, they made off with his safe. 455 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,440 And I might need a ride too. 456 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,400 Boss, what kind of mood you in? 457 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,800 I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood. 458 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:36,280 Well, it seems that the Duke boys... 459 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,920 ...have stolen your safe. 460 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,240 I am officially upgrading the Dukes... 461 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:52,160 ...from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side." 462 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,960 And if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass"... 463 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,160 ...then I'm gonna boil you. Got it? 464 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,640 - Yes, sir. - Now... 465 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,800 ...I want you to find the Dukes and lock them up. 466 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,440 Oh, and bring me my damn safe back. 467 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,360 Yes, sir. 468 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,560 Flash. 469 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,200 [SIREN WAILS] 470 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,560 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] 471 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,560 ROSCO: Evening, Sheev. 472 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,720 Sheev. 473 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,320 I'm looking for them Duke boys. You seen them? 474 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,720 They was last seen heading up this road here. 475 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,120 You still got them CIA mind probes stuck in your head, boy? 476 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,880 Far as I know. 477 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,040 Good. Keep your little antennae up there... 478 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,800 ...in case you see the Dukes, you let me know, you hear? 479 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,600 Yeah. 480 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,880 Stinks out here, you know that? 481 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,320 [WHISTLES] 482 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,120 - Is he gone, Sheev? - He's gone. 483 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,640 - Prickett, Prickett. BILLY [ON TV]: It means a lot to me.... 484 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,960 ...to be invited here back to my hometown. 485 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,280 I hope to remind the good people of Hazzard... 486 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,240 -. ... what it feels like to be proud again. PEOPLE [ON TV]: We love you, Billy! 487 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,520 And I hope to remind the good people of Hazzard to come out to the rally... 488 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,200 ...and cheer their favorite son, Billy Prickett! 489 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,040 [PEOPLE CHEERING ON TV] 490 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,200 And I'm declaring today Billy Prickett Day. 491 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,320 You're too kind. I just hope, come Saturday... 492 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,040 ...I'm not too hazardous on the roads. 493 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,320 [LAUGHS] 494 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,320 "Hazardous on the roads." 495 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,240 - This one's for you! - This is Tammy Arinder... 496 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,880 ...at the parade, for WCNU News. 497 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,240 Seeing Billy Prickett race in person? 498 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,120 That might be worth putting my pants on for. 499 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,280 - Bo, you racing on Saturday? - I'm planning on it. 500 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,680 What's the prize for second place? 501 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,160 Gonna be good. Tough one, good luck. 502 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,000 It's a little weird he's coming back here to race. 503 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,280 Life's weird, Luke. Someday you're gonna have to accept that. 504 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,600 Well, okay. Let's take a look at that lockbox. 505 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,720 Oh, yeah. Liberty 400. 506 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,200 High-density, 9200-psi composite material. 507 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,680 Two-inch chrome bolts, vertical and horizontal. 508 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,680 And a spring-loaded, independent relocking device, with a foreign body. 509 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,200 - She's a beauty. - Can you crack it? 510 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,360 I'm gonna do more than crack it. 511 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,680 [ANIMAL SQUEALING] 512 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,000 Goddamn it. 513 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,680 Armadillo. They've been infiltrating my perimeter all summer. 514 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,320 - The hell you do with them? - I make helmets. 515 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,360 Armadillo helmets can block even the best brain-wave scanners. 516 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,680 Make a pretty good soup bowl too. 517 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,680 So okay. I'm gonna go to work on this thing. 518 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,720 While I do, would you be a dear, Bo, and go grab me that armadillo? 519 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,640 Thanks. 520 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,360 BO: Man, he looks pissed off. 521 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,880 [GUNSHOT] 522 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,280 Come on, y'all! That was a good one. 523 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,400 All right, maybe you could take it off now. 524 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,480 Got a real nice deal on this stuff. Government issue. 525 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,200 Only expired about six months ago, so should have a real nice pop. 526 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,800 Yeah! Cooter's got the General running. 527 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,720 - Might be able to race on Saturday. - Really? 528 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,080 We gotta get it out of there tonight. Rosco wants to impound it. 529 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,320 SHEEV: Watch your ass, fellas. 530 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,400 LUKE: This is the fastest-burning fuse you got, Sheev? 531 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,320 SHEEV: It's a Chinese fuse. 532 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,320 [POPS] 533 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,080 Hmm. 534 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,520 - Might be a wet fuse. - Well, should we check it? 535 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,520 Depends if you like how your face is configured, pretty boy. 536 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,400 I think you got the wires backwards. 537 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,960 SHEEV: They're supposed to be. It's a Chinese fuse. 538 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,320 No, backwards from how they're supposed to be. 539 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,120 You ever been to China? Have you ever been to China? 540 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,720 BO: I ate Chinese food once. 541 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,400 SHEEV: Well, you don't blow up mu shu pork, my friend. 542 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,120 I dated a Korean girl in school. 543 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,800 That is a different Oriental nation. Get an education. 544 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,440 - You got the fuse wrong. - You know nothing about... 545 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,240 ...Chino-Sino-American relations. BO: You're missing the point. 546 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,800 Might've used too much. 547 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,000 Man, that rattled my sphincter. 548 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 BO: What the hell is that? Drugs? 549 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,880 Don't look like no drugs I ever saw. 550 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,160 - What the hell are these numbers? - It's a core sample. 551 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,880 Mining. They drill a hole, take a sample, send it to the lab, see what they got. 552 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,120 - Core samples of what? - How should I know? 553 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,120 Am I wearing a white coat here? I cut bait and blow shit up for a living. 554 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,280 - Take it to a lab. - I don't know, maybe at the university? 555 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,320 - Katie-Lynn Johnson's at the university. - Oh, yeah, that's right. 556 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,280 Man, I always had a thing for that girl. 557 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,880 Remember she used to come by the farm with those tight little outfits? 558 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,720 - No, I can't say I remember that. - I thought I had her too. 559 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,840 Then she pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze on me, and like that... 560 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,560 ...she was gone. 561 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,880 You don't remember that? 562 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,360 SHEEV: Well, okay. 563 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,240 Unless you need something else blown, I'll go inside and wash my mongoose. 564 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,200 Okay. 565 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,640 Come on, Luke. Let's get the General. 566 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,160 Why don't we have Cooter stash that. 567 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,400 We'll take his truck, head to the highway... 568 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,040 How would you feel if the General and I went to Atlanta and left you behind? 569 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,120 Ain't she a Georgia peach? 570 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,480 What'd you do, make a deal with the devil? 571 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,600 Luke. Luke. Is that a Hemi? 572 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,840 Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg reenactment every other Sunday. 573 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,200 So we figured, why not let General Lee win one? 574 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,240 LUKE: I don't know how we're gonna pay you back, Cooter. 575 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,080 Would a BJ from Daisy be within the realm of possibility? 576 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,120 Not gonna happen. 577 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,480 How about a pair of her still-warm shorts? 578 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,640 - Uh-uh. - All right. 579 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,480 Hey, Bo, just win that Hazzard Rally. That's thanks enough. 580 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,800 And when you get that prize money, you pay me, because that's how it works. 581 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,200 I love you, Cooter. 582 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,800 - I didn't have time to fix everything. - Right. 583 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,480 Let's get that car. 584 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,280 [ENGINE REVVING] 585 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,480 Get in your cars and get them! Get after them! Now! 586 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,040 [HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"] 587 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,240 [CHEERING] 588 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,240 All right. 589 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,520 That's so good, man. 590 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,960 Enough. 591 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,120 Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again. I'm gonna live in it. 592 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,120 I'm gonna eat in it. And I'm gonna make sweet love to it. 593 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,560 You mean you gonna make sweet love in it. 594 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,320 Oh, no, I wanna fuck it. 595 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,840 ROSCO [OVER CB RADIO]: All units, we are in hot pursuit.... 596 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,840 ...of them Duke boys in their piece-of-shit orange car. 597 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,240 [POLICE CAR RATTLING] 598 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,320 "Piece of..." You son of a bitch. 599 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,840 ROSCO: Hey! Get back here! 600 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,920 COOTER [OVER RADIO]: Lost Sheep, you out there? 601 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,120 Hey, Cooter. 602 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,680 COOTER: These fellas ain't gonna be doing much chasing. 603 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,920 - Thanks, man. - I'm gonna run right over Billy Prickett. 604 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,800 How about we go to Atlanta first? 605 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,000 All right, cuz. 606 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,600 [HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"] 607 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,840 Oh, look at that. There's your problem right there. 608 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,360 Yeah, that's a shame. 609 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,960 LUKE: Let's go to Atlanta. 610 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,080 [HORNS HONKING] 611 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,600 [LUKE SNORING] 612 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,800 Luke. 613 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,680 Luke. 614 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:16,080 I know why it didn't work out with me and Katie before. It was just timing. 615 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,880 Life is all about timing, you know? 616 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,680 It's my time now. I'm gonna win that race on Saturday. 617 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,600 We're gonna get the farm back. I got my BFF, you. 618 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,360 And I'm gonna get Katie Johnson, you watch. 619 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,920 It's my time. 620 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,640 What's going on? 621 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,720 [HORN HONKS] 622 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,280 Yeah, baby! Southern by the grace of God! 623 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,880 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 624 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,160 Well, at least we know they're nice up here. 625 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,920 Hurry up, you're late for your Klan meeting, asshole. 626 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,720 - Klan meeting? MAN: Don't listen to her. 627 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,280 The South will rise again. Yee-haw! 628 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,720 Yee-haw, brother! 629 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,840 What the hell's wrong with these people? 630 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,200 Nice roof, redneck. Join us in the 21st century? 631 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,400 LUKE: We're gonna make some friends up here, huh? 632 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,320 Oh, excuse me. Can I help you, ma'am? 633 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,360 Daisy! Oh, boy. 634 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,920 Enos, what's Boss doing taking all that land? 635 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,320 I don't know. They won't tell me. You gotta go. I'm supposed to arrest you. 636 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,160 - Come on, I'm serious. - Get. Get out of here. 637 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,480 Hey. You Anus? 638 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,080 No, that's Enos, Mr. Prickett. 639 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,680 Oh, whoopsie. 640 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,200 Sorry about that. Is Hogg around? He asked me to come by. 641 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,840 Oh, yeah. He's out back in the garage, Mr. Prickett. 642 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,520 Well, howdy, ma'am. How are you today? 643 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,040 It's just right on out back there. I'll show you. 644 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,120 Yep, head out that way. 645 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,200 There you go. 646 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,200 BOSS: There he is. 647 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,360 - Hometown hero. - Hogg. 648 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,200 - How you doing, son? - Well... 649 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,680 ...this is a great place to crap, but I'm ready to head to Atlanta. 650 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,200 Not before the race. 651 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,680 BILLY: Don't you worry about that. 652 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,000 BOSS: I want you down at that finish line. Sign autographs for the kids. 653 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,360 BILLY: Yeah, I know the drill. BOSS: I know you do. 654 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,520 But I need you there for two hours, son. Two hours. 655 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,920 Kissing hands and shaking babies. 656 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,760 You got that backwards. It's shaking hands and kiss the babies. 657 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,880 Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost that governor's election in '86. 658 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,680 [LAUGHING] 659 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,680 Hogg, what the hell am I doing here? 660 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,840 Rosco. 661 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,680 Whoa, what is this? You off the reservation? 662 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,600 See how it kind of catches me around the eyes there? 663 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,080 BILLY: Look here, I already got sponsors. 664 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,040 What am I supposed to tell Castrol, Yahoo!? 665 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,600 Tell them it's for charity. 666 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,080 - Is it? - Sure. Could be. 667 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,000 Whatever you say. I'm gonna win that race by a mile. 668 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,760 It don't matter whose face is on my car when I do. 669 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,120 I don't need you to win the race. I just need you to show up. 670 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,720 Hey there, Mr. Prickett. 671 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,320 Well, hello, Daisy. 672 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,600 I was just walking by, and I saw your car in the garage there. She's real sexy. 673 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,120 Well, thank you. She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine. 674 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,040 DAISY: Yeah, I know. 675 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,960 Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg on your car, though? 676 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,240 - Yeah, well, he... - I read somewhere... 677 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:15,120 ...that Coca-Cola pays you over $100,000 to put their logo on your door. 678 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,000 - You read that? - That same article... 679 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,000 ...mentioned that Budweiser pays you over $100,000... 680 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,840 - ...to put their logo on your trunk. - Look, Daisy... 681 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,920 - ...I'm not much of a reader. - Boss Hogg's face is sitting... 682 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,760 ...on over $200,000 worth of real estate. 683 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,440 Is that what he's paying you? 684 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:36,240 Oh, no, no, Daisy, this race here is for charity. 685 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,400 Really? Which one? 686 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,800 Anal bifida. 687 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,640 Spinal bifida. 688 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,520 It's one of the bifidas. 689 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,120 [LAUGHING] 690 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,480 Have I told you that you're as purty as a Hazzard County sunset? 691 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,880 Have a good day, Mr. Prickett. 692 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,400 Okay. 693 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,560 Lot of smart people out there. 694 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,960 Look out, Katie. 695 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,480 Hello. Hi. 696 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,320 - Hello. BO: Hello. 697 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,600 LUKE: Oh, boy. - Hi. 698 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,680 You don't think it's too late to take them SATs, do you? 699 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,480 You gotta keep an open mind in college. 700 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,440 This is it, Luke. I can feel it. 701 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,200 Hey, do you know where Katie Johnson is? 702 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,240 I think she's in that room right there. 703 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,400 LUKE: Thanks. - Thank you. 704 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,680 - I got a great opening line for Katie. - What is it? 705 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,640 You'll see. 706 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,640 - Katie Johnson? - She's down the hall. 707 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,360 - Cool. - Come on, down the hall. 708 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,240 Katie Johnson? 709 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,640 - She's down the hall. - Do you guys go to school here? 710 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,880 No, but do you have an application? 711 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,400 Not on me. 712 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,120 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 713 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,040 Come on, now, focus. 714 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,280 Let's hope she's not in here either. 715 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,160 - Katie Johnson? - Fuck me running! 716 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,640 - You looking for Katie? - We were. 717 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,840 - You guys Hacky? - Hacky! 718 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,160 - What about Katie? - Maybe she's in here. 719 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,960 [WHOOPING] 720 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,680 LUKE: Bye. GIRL: Goodbye, Bo. Bye, Luke. 721 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,920 I guess she wasn't in there. 722 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,680 - We didn't check under the couch. KATIE: Luke! Bo! 723 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,000 - Katie. - Katie-Lynn. 724 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,560 So he's still doing that? 725 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,920 - Did I just faint? - No. 726 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,360 Oh, my God. I can't believe y'all came. 727 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,360 [MUMBLING] We just wanna pay you visit, the prettiest girl in Atlanta. 728 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,560 What? 729 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:49,200 [MUMBLING] We just wanna pay a visit to the prettiest girl in Atlanta. 730 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,440 That's sweet. I can't believe what happened to y'all's farm. 731 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,200 We're gonna get it back. 732 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,240 I love that farm. I used to have so much fun there. 733 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,520 - See? KATIE: This is my roommate, Annette. 734 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,240 - Annette, this is Bo and Luke. - Nice to meet you. 735 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,640 - Ma'am. - Annette's from Australia. 736 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,160 Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! 737 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,760 - That's what they say there. - Okay. 738 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,880 What do y'all need in the geology lab? 739 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,760 It has something to do with them taking our farm... 740 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,560 ...but we don't know what the hell it is. 741 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,920 I don't know that they'll let y'all in, but we'll take you. 742 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,360 - We'll get dressed. Y'all wait downstairs. - We're gonna wait here. 743 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,720 Downstairs is fine. 744 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,320 It's happening, Luke. It's all happening. 745 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,880 I'll give you that, Jesse. 746 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,080 - I'll give you that. JESSE: Will you now? 747 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,000 What are you doing with my land, Jefferson? 748 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,840 Ain't your land anymore. 749 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,760 Wasn't that long ago you was a moonshiner too. Remember? 750 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,800 Well, I have reformed from my sins. 751 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,520 I am now an honest businessman. 752 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,440 Like sponsoring racecars? 753 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,800 What are you getting out of bringing Billy Prickett down here? 754 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,480 You know, your nephew's won that race four years in a row. 755 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,320 Now, who's gonna fault me for breaking up a dynasty? 756 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,600 Well, I know you're rich, and I know you stink. 757 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,600 But you ain't stinking rich. 758 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,040 You wouldn't be throwing that money at Prickett... 759 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,880 ...unless you thought he was gonna earn you 10 times that. 760 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,840 You're a smart man. So why don't you do the smart thing. 761 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,040 Why don't you take your family and leave. 762 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:44,840 Because, see, now I own that farm. 763 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,600 And you ain't never gonna get it back. 764 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,840 [LAUGHING] 765 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,080 I have all the cards, Jesse. 766 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,960 You don't have spit. 767 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,520 It ain't over yet. 768 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,360 Hey, Bo, I love your car. She really rumbles. 769 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,360 It's actually a he. Right, Katie? 770 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,800 [SIRENS WAILING] 771 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,880 I ain't even speeding. 772 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,160 You know how fast you were going? 773 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,120 - What? - How fast you were going. 774 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,880 - I don't know. Ten? - Eight. 775 00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:01,080 - Isn't the speed limit 10? - Yeah. It is. 776 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,040 You guys police? 777 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,840 Campus police. 778 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,800 [LAUGHING] 779 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,520 Mother of God. 780 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,040 Oh, wait. 781 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,560 I know it's a shame to hide your beauty like this, but it's for your own good. 782 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,120 What? 783 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,960 I'm not even gonna respond to that. That's crazy. 784 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,120 I know, I'll miss you too. I'll be right back. 785 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,520 All right, let's go. Let's go. 786 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:01,400 Katie-Lynn seems like a girl you could settle down with, don't you think, Luke? 787 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,320 - Yeah. - I don't know, fellas. 788 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,760 I don't think they're gonna let us walk in. 789 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,600 You'll think of something, Katie. You always do. Remember that...? 790 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,400 Oh, you're so pretty. 791 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,640 I have an idea. 792 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,080 - Can I help you? - You're just the guy we're looking for... 793 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,960 - Royce. - Royce...? 794 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,840 - Royce Williams. - Royce Williams, maybe you can help us. 795 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,160 We're here looking for the brightest young geologists for high-paying jobs. 796 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,840 Maybe you've been by our booth. 797 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,360 - You're from Kamasaka Technologies? LUKE: That's right. 798 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,360 I'm Mr. Ichinowa, and this is my colleague... 799 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,000 ...Yoko Takanoshi. 800 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,440 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 801 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,960 Right on. 802 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,520 You said you were Japanese? 803 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,400 We converted. 804 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,480 Your professor tells us you're some kind of super-genius or something. 805 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,880 - Really? On my last test I got a C-minus. - Hey, that's good. 806 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,120 - That's real good. - You think...? 807 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,560 You just might be Kamasaka Tech material. 808 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,520 You just gotta pass this one little test. 809 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,480 You just tell us what this is right here. 810 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,000 Looks like a core sample. 811 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,280 - Man, that's good. - He's good. 812 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,080 - Core sample of what? - Oh, of course. 813 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,520 [KATIE CLEARS THROAT] 814 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,480 - What are you doing? - What? 815 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,800 - What the fuck was that? - Relax. 816 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,040 Damn! Damn! 817 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,200 These are my good Levi's. 818 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,440 Let's not lose focus here, Royce. 819 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,200 Yes, sir, Mr. Takanoshi. 820 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,000 - What'd you call me? - Mr. Takanoshi? 821 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,760 Right. That's my name. 822 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,000 - Thought it might be drugs or something. - I think I know what it is. 823 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,920 [GRUNTING] 824 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,560 [LAUGHING] 825 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,480 [COUGHS] 826 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,040 Are you really with Kamasaka Technologies? 827 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,960 Damn it, we are high-powered Japanese executives. 828 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,760 We work hard, and we play even harder. 829 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,640 Now, tell us what you see there... 830 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,800 ...or we'll go find another candidate at Georgia Polytech. 831 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,880 It's anthracite. 832 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,720 - Coal. - Coal in Hazzard? 833 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,080 - What's the street value of this? - This much? Nothing. 834 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,640 A good-sized mine? Could be millions. 835 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,600 Can you show us what a good-sized mine looks like? 836 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,840 Yeah. 837 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,280 Here's what it used to look like. And this is the after. 838 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,120 BO: Damn. 839 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,400 - Hogg's gonna do this to Hazzard? - The hell he is. 840 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,560 Mr. Kamasaka? We have to go. The plane is leaving. 841 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,680 Congratulations, Royce. You got the job. How does 24,000 yen a year sound? 842 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,920 Sounds like 40 bucks. 843 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,440 Way to go. 844 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,000 All right, man. See you in Beijing. 845 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,880 - You see two guys come through here? - You mean those two Japanese guys? 846 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,600 Get me Atlanta P. D. Damn. 847 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,040 JESSE: Strip-mining? 848 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,680 Why, that slimy bastard. 849 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,880 JESSE [OVER RADIO]: Here's another little nugget. 850 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,880 Hogg has been paying that kid Prickett a lot of money... 851 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,400 - ...to race here Saturday. - He's paying him? 852 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,160 Y'all better get your asses back here quick as you can, got it? 853 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,760 Ten-four, Shepherd, this is Lost Sheep out. 854 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,200 MAN: What's this? What's these crackers doing in our place? 855 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,000 Turns out Prickett came back because Hogg paid him a assload of cash. 856 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,240 Don't mean Billy has anything to do with strip-mining. 857 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,120 You got to be kidding me. 858 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,680 Oh, shit. Roll them up. 859 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,440 - What the hell is this, man? - Looks like somebody's lost. 860 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,040 Look, a couple of white boys playing black. Is that's what's going on? 861 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,720 Actually, we were at the geology lab for some environmental stuff, and... 862 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:06,880 No, I get it. They on one of these reality shows. 863 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,960 - Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked? MAN: Yeah. 864 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,720 Why don't you two hillbillies join us up here for a minute? 865 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,920 Actually, we prefer Appalachian-Americans. 866 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,720 Man, get out the car! 867 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,640 Now, which one of you two brothers is Michelangelo? 868 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,640 BALLADEER: There's a certain creek.... 869 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,680 ...that people sometimes canoe up without a paddle. 870 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,520 You could say that the Duke boys were on that particular creek right now. 871 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,040 Let's kick they ass, Jerry! 872 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,520 [SIREN WAILS] 873 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,480 Never thought I'd say this, but, hot damn, it's the cops. 874 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,880 Whoops. There goes the canoe. 875 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,040 - Give me your shoelaces. - What? 876 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:57,640 These guys over there gave me theirs. See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso. 877 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,440 When the jailer comes in, I'm gonna rope his keys. 878 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,640 Luke and Bo Duke are home free. Period, end of story. 879 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,920 I got on cowboy boots, cuz. 880 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,920 I like your style. 881 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,960 You gonna need those shoelaces? 882 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,120 We gonna have to get out of here. 883 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:21,680 Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer. 884 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,520 What the hell are we in here for? 885 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,320 BOSS: Well, where should I start? 886 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,320 We know you're gonna strip-mine Hazzard. 887 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,920 Do you, now? Well, that's good. 888 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,440 Guess where I'm gonna sink that first drill. 889 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,280 Right down in the middle of your bedroom. 890 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,280 Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right? 891 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,640 Hey, that's a phat suit there. What, you some type of pimp? 892 01:00:55,240 --> 01:01:00,040 What has strip-mining got to do with you paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow? 893 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,240 You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand? 894 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:09,560 See, while you're looking over here, something's really happening over here. 895 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:15,160 You see, despite the fact that I now own your beloved farm... 896 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:20,080 ...I can't legally mine it, because the county won't let me. 897 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,760 I need to hold a public hearing, you know... 898 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:28,520 ...to give the citizens of Hazzard a chance to object. 899 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:33,040 And let me guess, you're going to hold the hearing during the rally tomorrow? 900 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,520 And if nobody knows about the hearing, there won't be anyone there to object. 901 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,600 - There you go. - Sleight of hand. 902 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,080 - Sleight of hand. MAN: Grow the fingernails out. 903 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,280 Then pop some fingernail polish on them bitches. 904 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,840 - Is Billy Prickett in on it? BOSS: Prickett? 905 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,560 - Prickett's just collecting a paycheck. - We ain't gonna let you get away with it. 906 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,600 Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be strolling by the courthouse about noon... 907 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,040 ...you might wanna rush right in there and voice your objections. 908 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,760 MAN: Voice this. 909 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,640 Dadgum it. I just remembered. 910 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,120 Tomorrow morning you're going to the Georgia work farm. 911 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,440 And I hear they have a rather strict policy on weekend passes. 912 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,560 Yo, B. You need to pop a feather in that hat, yo. 913 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,400 Then your man ho's will be having more respect for you. 914 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,480 I have $100 right here... 915 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,400 ...for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out. 916 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,760 Thank you. 917 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,480 Now, break some rocks for me, boys. 918 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,320 Take care, now, you hear? 919 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,600 Bye-bye. 920 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:46,360 Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day? 921 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,120 All right, this is what we're gonna do. 922 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,640 When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter and tell him to put a pig in the road. 923 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,000 Then when the cops are moving the pig, Cooter hooks up a cable to the bumper. 924 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,600 Car drives away, the hook will pull out the whole chassis. 925 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,200 He can't drive without a chassis... 926 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,040 All right, shut up back there! 927 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,200 My cousin's starting to go crazy. We gotta get him to a hospital. 928 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,720 I think he done caught the fever or something. 929 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,440 That's what happens when you're humping livestock, hillbilly. 930 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,000 Can we help you guys out with anything up there... 931 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,360 ...oblige you with a reach-around or something? 932 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,880 Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first. 933 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:44,400 Sarge, if you and me was to have a chase, you think you could catch me? 934 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,040 - Appears to me you caught already, son. - I'm serious. 935 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,120 If I had my car and you was in this one, you really think you could catch me? 936 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,000 Because, bubba, this car feels kind of slow to me. 937 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,120 She's got plenty under the hood, don't you worry about that. 938 01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,880 - No balls. - No balls. 939 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,240 LUKE: No balls. No balls. 940 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,840 - No balls. - No balls. 941 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 You wanna see balls? 942 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,000 LUKE: No balls. No balls. OFFICER: Will you slow this car down? 943 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,520 You letting them get your panties in a bunch. You the officer. 944 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,080 Shut the hell up back there. All right? 945 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:18,760 BO: No balls. - Oh, my God. Will you look at that? 946 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,000 You need a napkin to eat them drumsticks, boy. 947 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,640 - Goddamn it. - Nice driving! 948 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,280 [LUKE LAUGHING] 949 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,280 What seems to be the problem, sugar? 950 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,560 I think something bounced up into my undercarriage. 951 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,080 - Will you take a look? - Ma'am, I'd be pleased... 952 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,600 - ...to check your undercarriage. - Thank you. 953 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,320 I stopped you because your taillight is out. 954 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,280 Stopped me? Sir, you hit me. 955 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,440 Because your taillight is out, and we couldn't see you brake. 956 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,000 MAN: You're gonna write me a ticket? OFFICER: Yep. 957 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,200 MAN: This is ridiculous! 958 01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,480 Is there anything I can help you out with today, ma'am? 959 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,520 Do cute cops grow on trees around here or what? 960 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,760 Well, I, you know... Pushups. Kind of you to notice. 961 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,480 Let me see what's going on under your hood here. 962 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,640 DAISY: Oops. 963 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,560 - Damn, that's hot. - Here. Maybe this'll help. 964 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,880 - Bless you. - No, no, no. My undercarriage. 965 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,440 - Your undercarriage? DAISY: Yeah. 966 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,280 Looks like you boys have the magic touch. 967 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,480 I was about to seal the deal when you came over. 968 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,840 What? She was looking at me the whole time. 969 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,200 OFFICER: Let's get out of here. - Where are the goddamn keys? 970 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,120 Y'all think you can catch me now? 971 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,800 [CHEERING] 972 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,560 Buckle up, this might get exciting. 973 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,600 That's all right. We'll be long gone before another cop shows up. 974 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,360 [SIRENS WAILING] 975 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,760 Get skinny! 976 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,520 - Okay, where's the highway? - Don't you have a map? 977 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,080 Wait. I got it. 978 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,960 Turn left up here! 979 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,400 Turn left, turn left! 980 01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:52,960 Damn it, I said, left! 981 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,480 - You said your left! - My left is your left. 982 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,360 I'm gonna need these directions faster. 983 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,040 It's okay. I know exactly where we're at. 984 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,320 So, girls, how's the back seat? 985 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:17,480 I haven't had this much fun since we used to sneak up to the hayloft. 986 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,200 You remember those tight little outfits you used to make me wear. 987 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:27,360 [CHUCKLES] 988 01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:31,120 - I didn't know how to break it to you. - You didn't know? 989 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,160 Luke, you said he was okay with it. 990 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,200 Look at the road, Bo. 991 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,520 Bo, look at the road. 992 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,840 - Look at the road. - Supposed to be my time. 993 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,440 LUKE: Bo! 994 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,960 I think I'm gonna chunder. 995 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,000 - Is that bad? - That means "vomit." 996 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,720 - Not in the car. - Bo! 997 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:26,600 [HORN HONKING] 998 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,480 You told me she wasn't emotionally available for me. 999 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,760 That it was better to lose a lover than to love a loser! 1000 01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,280 Because you would faint every time you saw her! 1001 01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:53,000 I don't faint. 1002 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,520 You called me a loser? 1003 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,680 I was trying to make him feel better. 1004 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,440 Can you just let me out here? 1005 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:17,560 Bo, this is some of the best driving I ever seen you do. 1006 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,680 - Ain't that right, girls? - Great driving, Bo. Great driving. 1007 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,520 Don't kiss my ass. 1008 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,880 - Bo, you gotta get us out of here. - I can't hear you. 1009 01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,040 - You're being ridiculous, Bo. - Life is ridiculous, Katie. 1010 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,280 I really need a plastic bag now. 1011 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,160 What is the purpose of this circle? 1012 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,160 How do we get out of here? 1013 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,520 - Take this right. - I'm not listening to you. 1014 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,640 Take a right here. 1015 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,560 Hell. 1016 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,680 You're scaring the girls. Get back on the road. 1017 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,720 - Say sorry for stealing Katie. - You were never together! 1018 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,520 I liked her. You betrayed that. 1019 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,360 - I liked her too! - I liked her first. 1020 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,680 Calm down, Bo! 1021 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840 I will calm down when he says he's sorry! 1022 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,080 - Say you're sorry. - I ain't saying it. 1023 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,560 Have you made your peace with God yet, Luke? 1024 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,200 Because you're about to meet your maker! 1025 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:30,880 - Just say you're sorry! - No. 1026 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,920 We had a good time, and I'm not gonna apologize for that. 1027 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,880 [SCREAMING] 1028 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,840 [LAUGHING] 1029 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,200 Okay, I'm sorry. 1030 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,840 Fine. I'll take Annette. 1031 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,240 That was fun. 1032 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,800 JESSE [OVER RADIO]: Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, are you out there? 1033 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,400 LUKE: Uncle Jesse, where are you? 1034 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:17,320 There's a hearing at the courthouse. We gotta get everybody over there now. 1035 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:19,920 BOSS [OVER RADIO]: Sounds like a mighty fine plan, Lucas. 1036 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,560 Only got one wrinkle to it. 1037 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:29,160 You do that, could be very bad for Jesse and Pauline's health. 1038 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:31,200 Hogg, you lay one hand on them... 1039 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:34,400 ...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth and my foot up your ass. 1040 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,240 Well, you bring the Vaseline. 1041 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,600 We'll make it a party. 1042 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:42,240 You two boys stay out of Hazzard, and I mean it this time. 1043 01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:45,200 - Where you think they got them? - I don't know. 1044 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,720 - Hogg's never gone this far before. - You ready to go that far? 1045 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,960 Cousin, I'm always ready to go that far. 1046 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,480 What are we doing here? This is Derek Sheevington's place. 1047 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,960 Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna get ugly, so we're gonna drop you here. 1048 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:17,120 He got caught drinking out of the toilet in the girls' bathroom. 1049 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,960 I know, I know. But we're gonna need you girls to work with him. 1050 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,320 Oh, good God. 1051 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,800 Why, Katie Johnson, is that you? 1052 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,760 Boy, you filled out real nice. 1053 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,760 Yeah. You filled out real nice too, Sheev. 1054 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:37,880 What's going on, Sheev? Looks like we're gonna need some of those toys. 1055 01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:41,920 Leave them two girls here, I'll give you anything you want. 1056 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,640 Come on in. I'll put a stew on. 1057 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:48,280 [PHONE RINGING] 1058 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,080 - Hazzard County Police Department. - Enos, this is Boss Hogg. 1059 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,240 Me and Rosco are over at the Duke place. 1060 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,240 - If anybody wants us, we'll be here. ENOS: Well, that's mighty consid... 1061 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:11,240 Rosco, I'm going over and join the governor at the rally. 1062 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,240 Do not be late going to the courthouse. 1063 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,680 Boss, how come you told old Enos there where we was at? 1064 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,600 You remember the time we tried to fix the rodeo? 1065 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:28,480 - Yeah. - It was Enos that told the Dukes. 1066 01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:32,440 Then we tried to spread those rumors about the Mad Cow Disease... 1067 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:36,760 ...so my chicken factories would make a little more profit. 1068 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,440 It was Enos that told the Duke boys. 1069 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,280 So you want them Duke boys to come out here? 1070 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:19,800 Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Rosco? 1071 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,440 They're at your farm. 1072 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,120 Thank you, Enos. 1073 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,280 That might be a new record. 1074 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,680 What? Okay, thanks, Daisy. 1075 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,960 He's at our farm. 1076 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,480 Hey. Hey, look, there's Prickett. 1077 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,360 LUKE: So? - He can help us. 1078 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,360 He don't care about Hazzard. He's getting paid to be here. 1079 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,800 Oh, man, you're wrong. He's from here. 1080 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,080 - You out of your goddamn mind? - Hey, Billy. 1081 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:11,080 - Boss Hogg's gonna strip-mine Hazzard. - Just hold your horses. 1082 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,480 - Who's stripping? - He's playing you, man. 1083 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,240 - He paid you to come and race... - Just save your breath. 1084 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:20,240 - I already know. - You already know? 1085 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:25,360 - But this is your hometown. - I hate to break this to you, Bo-Bo... 1086 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,200 ...but this place is a shithole. 1087 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,920 If it wasn't a strip mine, it'd be a strip mall. 1088 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,560 [LAUGHING] 1089 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,480 Kind of like one of them outlets where everything's reduced prices and... 1090 01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:42,320 Hell, they don't even have an Outback Steakhouse down here. Am I right? 1091 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,360 - Right as pie, Billy. BILLY: Saddle up, Dil. 1092 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:54,080 Look at the bright side, Bo-Bo. At least you didn't have to race me today. 1093 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:58,040 Because I would've left that little Tonka toy you drive at the starting stripe. 1094 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,600 DIL: Tonka. - I'm gonna kill him. 1095 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,040 Hey, hey, hey! 1096 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,440 - What about Uncle Jesse? - Wanna ride this stag? 1097 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,960 - You wanna rodeo with this clown? - Uncle Jesse's old, Luke. 1098 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,800 He's had a good run. 1099 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:16,600 Besides, if he passes, God have mercy on his soul, we get the farm. 1100 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,720 I'm just playing with you, man. Let's go get him. 1101 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,000 They're here. 1102 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,880 [LAUGHING] 1103 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,880 Cooter, you ready out there? 1104 01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,040 COOTER [OVER RADIO]: You get Rosco out of there.... 1105 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,800 ...Daisy and I'll take care of the rest. 1106 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,720 What do you say we smoke the varmint out of his hole? 1107 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,400 [HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"] 1108 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,800 LUKE: Hey, Rosco, come on out, you fat son of a bitch! 1109 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,840 [LAUGHING] 1110 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,640 - Cletus, get your butt out there. - Thank you, Rosco. 1111 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,640 - Let me know if you're gonna puke! - Oh, you'll know first! 1112 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,160 ROSCO: All right, boys! Y'all come on out of there with your hands up. 1113 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,200 - Hey, Rosco! - Hi, Boo-Boo. 1114 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,320 I didn't know we had so many pigs on the farm. 1115 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,320 [GUNSHOTS] 1116 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,360 - I call this "painting the fence." - I think you missed a spot. 1117 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,360 Look out, look out! 1118 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,920 - You gonna get us out of here? - I'm working on it! 1119 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,240 [LAUGHING] 1120 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,200 [SIRENS WAILING] 1121 01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:32,040 Man, they're hauling ass, pick it up! 1122 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,440 - You gonna make that? - I'm planning on it. 1123 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,360 Hold on, Luke. 1124 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:52,680 BOTH: Whoa! 1125 01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,840 I'll go in this direction now! 1126 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,480 All right, Jesse. I'm arresting those... 1127 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,160 Jesse? Jesse? 1128 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:20,200 Courthouse. 1129 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,240 SHEEV: Attention! Attention, good people of Hazzard! 1130 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:35,320 Life as we know it is about to end. 1131 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:40,280 As we speak, dark forces are conspiring to strip-mine our land. 1132 01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:42,800 Follow me to the courthouse, and we'll save you! 1133 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,520 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1134 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,840 Yeah, right, Sheev. Last year the CIA was brainwashing our cows. 1135 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:50,800 Get a job, man. 1136 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,120 [CROWD LAUGHING] 1137 01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,960 Hey, Sheev. Sheev. 1138 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:58,160 - Go back to your spaceship. - I'm serious. Come on! 1139 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:00,360 WOMAN: Bye, Sheev. 1140 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,480 [CROWD BOOING] 1141 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:08,400 [SIRENS WAILING] 1142 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,640 [GUNSHOTS] 1143 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,680 It might be good if you helped out here. 1144 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,000 - Hell, move over, I'll drive. - No way. 1145 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,000 I'm still hoping to survive this thing. 1146 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,680 Goddamn it. Son of a bitch. 1147 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,920 I like the way you think, cuz. Yeah, boy! 1148 01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,040 Hold on. 1149 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,280 Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, are you out there? 1150 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,040 Go for Lost Sheep. 1151 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,440 - Free and clear. LUKE: Good. 1152 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,200 Sheev's making sure everyone goes to the hearing. 1153 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:17,080 - I'll see you in town. LUKE: Over and out. 1154 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,760 Let's get the hell out of here. 1155 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,960 - Barn door, coming up. - Yeah, I see it. Hold on! 1156 01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,760 [CHEERS] 1157 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:36,840 [SCREAMING] 1158 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,120 The General! 1159 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,000 Let's head to the courthouse! 1160 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,320 SHEEV: End of the World to Lost Sheep, End of the World to Lost Sheep. 1161 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,440 - Come in, Lost Sheep. - What do you got? 1162 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,960 - Everybody headed into town? - That's a negative. 1163 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,600 Repeat, that's a negative. 1164 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,400 No one listened. They threw hot dogs at us. 1165 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,040 - Did you tell them about the strip mine? - Of course I did. 1166 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,760 Were you wearing a armadillo helmet when you told them about it? 1167 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,400 No. 1168 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:23,920 LUKE: Okay, Lost Sheep out. 1169 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,600 No one's heading in to town? 1170 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,760 If we don't get to that courthouse by noon, there ain't gonna be no town. 1171 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,680 [SIRENS WAILING] 1172 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:37,400 - Well, we still got time for Plan B. - I like Plan B. 1173 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:38,840 - Plan B. - Plan B. 1174 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,400 BALLADEER: When you're flying by the seat of your pants.... 1175 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,520 ...nothing sounds more official than a Plan B. 1176 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:49,000 BO: Don't worry, cuz, I'll get them to the courthouse. 1177 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:16,320 This emergency hearing is now in session. 1178 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:20,040 Rosco, where is everybody? 1179 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:22,880 I'm here. 1180 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:24,880 Well, we have until noon. 1181 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,760 [CHEERING] 1182 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:10,280 Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 1183 01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:15,400 ...it's my honor today to introduce my friend... 1184 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:21,760 ...and the friend of everybody in the greatest state of the United States... 1185 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:30,080 ...the governor, James T. Applewhite! 1186 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:32,640 Thank you. Thank you. 1187 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:35,600 APPLEWHITE: Ladies and gentlemen... 1188 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:40,760 ...welcome to the 70th Annual Hazzard Road Rally! 1189 01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:46,120 Drivers, start your engines! 1190 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,680 [ENGINES REVVING] 1191 01:24:57,280 --> 01:25:01,600 Just have a couple piña coladas waiting for me at the finish line, Dil. 1192 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,600 Here comes the heat. 1193 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:07,440 [GUNSHOT] 1194 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,320 MAN 1: There they go. 1195 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:17,160 MAN 2: Come on, come on, come on. 1196 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,200 [CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1197 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,400 [HORN PLAYING "DIXIE"] 1198 01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,680 [CROWD CHEERING] 1199 01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:40,040 MAN: He's in the race! 1200 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,720 Yee-haw! 1201 01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:14,720 It has been confirmed that the orange car that entered the race... 1202 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,760 ...is in fact the same car that tore up Atlanta this morning. 1203 01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:22,080 It seems that the "orange-car fugitives" are from right here in Hazzard County. 1204 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,280 State and local authorities are trying to subdue the vehicle... 1205 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:27,040 ...known as the General Lee. 1206 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:31,080 Well, General-Lee speaking, I'd say those cops are in for a pretty tough time. 1207 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,400 I'm Rick Shakely. Back to you, Marty. 1208 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:42,240 This is Boss Hogg. The Dukes are on the course. 1209 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,600 [OVER RADIO] I want all available vehicles.... 1210 01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:48,280 ...to shut down the road to the courthouse! 1211 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,880 - We're gonna need to clear a path. - You got it. 1212 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:58,880 Hey, Dil, what's the word on those Céline Dion tickets? 1213 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:03,960 Well, of course I wanna go backstage. Don't be dumb. 1214 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,080 Whoa! 1215 01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:57,440 Damn. 1216 01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:14,840 Enos. I want you down to the courthouse. I... 1217 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:17,840 Someone moved my car. 1218 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:23,640 Enos, you dipstick, did somebody move my car? 1219 01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:27,360 Hell, let's just sack up and shoot the bastard. 1220 01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:29,720 [GUNSHOTS] 1221 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:32,480 Holy shit! 1222 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,040 Luke, where the hell are you? 1223 01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:38,120 LUKE: Yee-haw! 1224 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:42,000 [LAUGHING] 1225 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,280 - Yee-haw! - Whoa! 1226 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:53,560 - Good God almighty. - It's about time! 1227 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,560 - How's the race going? - How's it look like it's going? 1228 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:45,960 JESSE: Why, you dirty son of a bitch. 1229 01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,560 Hey, go easy on that. 1230 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:55,720 For what I'm getting ready to do, I don't wanna remember a lot of it. 1231 01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,760 Whoa! 1232 01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:03,880 You know why tornadoes and blonds... 1233 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,080 - ...are so much alike? - No. 1234 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:10,920 At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house. 1235 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:18,920 Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? 1236 01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,640 - No. - You get a piece of ass... 1237 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,760 ...that'll bring a tear to your eye. 1238 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:30,240 You thinking about throwing it? 1239 01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:32,640 Oh, I'll throw it. I was thinking about pussy. 1240 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:42,520 You know why divorces are so expensive? 1241 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:45,280 - No. - Because they're worth it. 1242 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:50,320 Fire in the hole. 1243 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:59,760 Hey, Bo, take it home. The coast is clear. 1244 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,160 [HONKING HORN] 1245 01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:13,800 DAISY: Here we go again. 1246 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,120 Okay, I'm gonna get those cops to follow me. 1247 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:19,120 When I do, tow those cruisers out of the way. 1248 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:21,200 Can do. 1249 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:38,360 Excuse me, officers. My car broke down up the street there... 1250 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,840 ...and I was wondering if y'all could help me out. 1251 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,880 Why, yes, ma'am. We'll be happy to. 1252 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:47,480 - Oh, you're sweet. - Let's go. 1253 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:51,520 Halt! Tough shit, honey. You go fix your own car. 1254 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,280 Ain't no one going anywhere. 1255 01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,360 What the hell are you doing? 1256 01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,000 Come on, General. 1257 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,640 Hey, Dil, we got a late arrival! 1258 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,040 Hey, Billy! 1259 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,360 You're gonna pay for that, Bo-Bo. 1260 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:12,000 I've had just about enough of you. 1261 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,240 [CROWD CHEERING] 1262 01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:25,680 Here they come. 1263 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,320 Of course I can feel him on my left! Of course I can! 1264 01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:52,440 - Where is he getting this from? - Hey, Billy! 1265 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:54,040 He's playing with me! 1266 01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:04,640 - Come on. - The General Lee has won the race. 1267 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,840 I want him tested for steroids! 1268 01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,720 But Billy Prickett and the General Lee haven't had quite enough driving. 1269 01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,800 They're still going. 1270 01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:20,520 MAN: Come on, y'all! RICK: We'll interview these guys... 1271 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:23,760 ...if we have to chase after them ourselves. Tito, start the van. 1272 01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:26,240 Better luck next time, Hogg. 1273 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,920 Let's go, baby. 1274 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:37,720 MAN: Don't go home, really. 1275 01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:41,920 This is Boss Hogg. 1276 01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:46,960 That road better be shut down tighter than a tick's ass. 1277 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,160 Ten-four. Barricade's in place. 1278 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:58,160 Rosco, is anyone coming? 1279 01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:02,800 - What, I ain't good enough for you? - No comment. 1280 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,840 Don't write that down. Don't write that down. 1281 01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:10,080 - Are they coming? - Oh, yeah, they're coming. 1282 01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:12,720 We got the whole town headed to the courthouse. 1283 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:17,200 - Daisy, we all clear? DAISY [OVER RADIO]: Not exactly. 1284 01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,960 "Not exactly" could be a problem. 1285 01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:24,320 COOTER [OVER RADIO]: Bo? I think we're gonna have to shoot the moon. 1286 01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:42,280 - What the hell are you doing, Cooter? - Sorry, officer. 1287 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:44,360 I heard a pretty lady needed a tow. 1288 01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:50,480 - Cooter. - I can't hear you. 1289 01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:53,080 Cooter, what the hell are you doing? 1290 01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:03,480 Hey, Billy! 1291 01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:05,760 You think I was born yesterday, Bo-Bo? 1292 01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:09,000 Oh, shit! 1293 01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,960 Holy shit. 1294 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,480 BO: Yee-haw! 1295 01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:38,120 Luke, I made it, but I don't know how anybody else will. 1296 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,160 That's okay, I got an idea! 1297 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,840 Well, I'll see you on the other side. 1298 01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:48,280 Woo-hoo! 1299 01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:54,000 Whoa! 1300 01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:57,800 [HORNS HONKING] 1301 01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:04,160 Give me your goddamn driver's license. 1302 01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:06,080 What license? 1303 01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:15,560 What are we waiting on, judge? Let's finish this thing. 1304 01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,560 Well, I guess it's that time. 1305 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:20,680 I just can't believe that nobody wants to object. 1306 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:25,840 All those in favor of the strip-mining ordinance? 1307 01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,960 - They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard? - Damn straight. 1308 01:37:30,120 --> 01:37:34,520 - How can they do that? - Don't worry, we're about to stop them. 1309 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:37,720 All those opposed? 1310 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,560 [RATTLING AND INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 1311 01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:42,320 What the hell is that? Who locked that door? 1312 01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:49,360 - Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow. BO: Your Honor! 1313 01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:54,040 I think we got some people who might like to object to this strip-mining issue. 1314 01:37:54,480 --> 01:37:57,920 Okay, all those opposed to the strip-mining ordinance? 1315 01:37:58,240 --> 01:37:59,600 [SHOUTING] 1316 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:06,720 This court hereby declares that the strip-mining ordinance is dismissed. 1317 01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:08,360 [CHEERING] 1318 01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,240 Thank you much. Thank you, Boss. Hi, how y'all? 1319 01:38:15,480 --> 01:38:18,200 She might be a little low on gas. 1320 01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:20,360 Take that. 1321 01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:24,880 Were you really gonna strip-mine Hazzard, Mr. Hogg? 1322 01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,240 I was thinking about it. 1323 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:31,680 OFFICER 1: Out of the way. OFFICER 2: Step aside, please. 1324 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,160 OFFICER 3: Excuse me, ma'am. 1325 01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:36,840 OFFICER 1: Get your hands up. OFFICER 2: People, move back. 1326 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,640 Hands up, hands up. 1327 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:42,200 Okay. Looks like the party's over. 1328 01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:45,440 Damn right it is. As long as I'm a county commissioner... 1329 01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:48,480 ...for the great state of Georgia, you two are gonna rot... 1330 01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:50,800 ...in the penitentiary. Cuff him. 1331 01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:52,200 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1332 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:53,680 MAN 1: Let them go! 1333 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,760 Let them go! 1334 01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:59,280 Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think the governor has a statement to make. 1335 01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:01,320 - Well, hot dog. - I do? 1336 01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:04,000 Yes, sir. You wanted to comment on how these boys... 1337 01:39:04,160 --> 01:39:06,480 ...are the heroes for saving Hazzard County. 1338 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,640 MAN 1: That's right, governor! MAN 2: Come on, governor! 1339 01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:13,000 Certainly, certainly. 1340 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:16,760 As you know, I've always been a great friend to the environment. 1341 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:20,160 And these boys, they're environmental heroes! 1342 01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:26,040 And because they're heroes, you're gonna pardon them for all their crimes? 1343 01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:32,640 Moreover, as governor, I hereby pardon these boys... 1344 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:36,720 ...of any and all offenses against the great state of Georgia. Go Dogs! 1345 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:43,680 Governor? I wanna thank you for pardoning me too. 1346 01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:46,920 - Pardon you for what? - For this. 1347 01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:54,160 Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too. 1348 01:39:56,440 --> 01:40:00,000 Here's to Hazzard County's real favorite sons. 1349 01:40:03,480 --> 01:40:06,520 BALLADEER: The day had been saved, as they say. 1350 01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:09,360 Hazzard was put back the way it was. 1351 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,280 Boss Hogg had some explaining to do. 1352 01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:14,960 And the Dukes got their farm back and celebrated... 1353 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:18,440 ...with a good old-fashioned pig-picking barbecue. 1354 01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:21,760 Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think you ought to get up there and sing. 1355 01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:25,600 - Oh, no. I only sing in the shower. - I'll get the water running. 1356 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,240 - Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it. - Good idea. 1357 01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:31,760 Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse? We want him to sing a song. 1358 01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:35,120 I think I might know where he is. 1359 01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:40,480 An apple? 1360 01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:43,640 An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling. 1361 01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:46,800 Come on, Jesse, they want you to sing. 1362 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:50,760 - Real refreshing. - They are, aren't they? 1363 01:41:00,720 --> 01:41:02,440 It feels like old times again. 1364 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:06,320 Yeah, except for now we don't gotta worry about Bo finding out. 1365 01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:10,000 I swear you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1366 01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:12,960 ANNETTE: You're sweet. - Yeah. 1367 01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:15,320 I would really like to give you a bath later. 1368 01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,680 Clean you up real nice. Would you like that? 1369 01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:21,080 - I'd like that. LUKE: Yeah. Yeah. 1370 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:25,040 [WHISPERS] Don't worry about her. She's crazy. 1371 01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:26,760 [TAPPING ON WINDOW] 1372 01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:33,080 Hey there, Laurie. 1373 01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:36,320 You forgot to make your delivery this week, Luke Duke. 1374 01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:39,960 - Go, Bo, go. - Luke, you man-whore. 1375 01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:43,320 LAURIE: You get back here, you bastard! 1376 01:41:43,480 --> 01:41:44,920 BALLADEER: See y'all later. 1377 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:47,000 [GUNSHOTS] 1378 01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:48,760 [SINGING "GOOD OL' BOYS"] 1379 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:00,680 MAN: Okay, this is A-camera marker. 1380 01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:03,960 - Actually, she's my cousin. - That don't make a difference to me. 1381 01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:08,120 Hell, long as she's your sister. What the fuck did I just say? 1382 01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:17,040 Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day? 1383 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,040 MAN: Come on, cut that out. - Seann. 1384 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:24,400 Do I need to mark this thing? 1385 01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:26,400 MAN [OVER RADIO]: It's called common markers. 1386 01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,480 I wonder if Richard Burton ever had to do that. 1387 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:14,160 What the fuck? That's the kiss you guys are having? 1388 01:43:14,360 --> 01:43:17,240 What the fuck? I'm a total fucking moron. 1389 01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:20,040 MAN: It gets longer and longer. - Come on. 1390 01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:23,760 How these boys are the heroes for... Oh, my Lord. 1391 01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:26,280 BAKER: Every time I look at her titties, she loses her line. 1392 01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:28,080 [LAUGHING] 1393 01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:31,080 MAN [OVER RADIO]: I love it except for the hair in your eyes. 1394 01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:32,800 - I know. - How's my hair? 1395 01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:34,040 MAN: Okay. 1396 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,800 How'd you miss that? 1397 01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:38,440 MAN [OVER RADIO]: Gonna take your hands off the wheel? 1398 01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:39,920 He showed me his balls. 1399 01:43:40,080 --> 01:43:42,880 Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again. Okay, keep going. 1400 01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:44,960 For your... 1401 01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,760 - Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus." MAN [WHISPERS]: Heinous. 1402 01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:52,240 For your heinous crimes. 1403 01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:55,400 Have you been running this around the clock, Uncle Jesse? 1404 01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:57,080 [GIBBERING] 1405 01:44:05,320 --> 01:44:09,240 Did I say "shit" or "hell" that time? With "ass" or "dick"? I said "hell"? 1406 01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:14,720 SCOTT: Dang it, a little help. A little help. 1407 01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:18,520 MAN 1: Cut it. MAN 2: Cut. 1408 01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:23,800 SCOTT: Come on, be a bro, be a bro. Get it away! Come on. Get it away! 1409 01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,640 MAXWELL: Move over. - Hey. 1410 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:29,080 - There weren't any bananas. - Oh, that's okay. 1411 01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:34,000 - Where's Bo? - To hell with Bo, it's Boo! 1412 01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:35,640 Lunch! 1413 01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:42,720 Thank you very much. 1414 01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:47,680 Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying! 1415 01:44:47,840 --> 01:44:51,280 Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay. 1416 01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:55,080 [ENGLISH SDH] 112052