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♪ Real all the time,
never Kool Aid ♪
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♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪
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♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪
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♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪
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♪ New York, to L.A.,
Hawaii and Japan ♪
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♪ I'm the man, least
I'm feelin' like I am ♪
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♪ Got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand ♪
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♪ But don't give
a, I'm Sam I am ♪
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♪ What that even mean, I don't
know what you talkin' 'bout ♪
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♪ Why nowadays everybody
got a palm out ♪
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♪ PLP, yeah that be me, and
that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪
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♪ I have arrived, all you
rappers are in timeout ♪
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♪ RattPack, where you at ♪
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♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪
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♪ I know you been waitin'
for this world to collide ♪
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♪ B-O-double B-Y
H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪
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♪ 'Bout to take it back
like Doc and Marty ♪
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♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪
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♪ I am no historian, but here
to make my predecessors proud ♪
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♪ All you, not allowed ♪
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♪ I put it on everything,
I really want a cop out ♪
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♪ But I did good
for a drop out ♪
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♪ Hop out the coupe,
chicken heads go crazy ♪
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♪ Gotta sound swag when
the flow get lazy ♪
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♪ What up, what good, where
you at, what you been on ♪
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♪ Anybody step into me,
I promise they get, on ♪
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♪ Better hop up on the train ♪
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♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪
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♪ Hop up on the, hop
up on the train ♪
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♪ 'Fore you miss the
chance to get on ♪
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♪ Mixtape Bobby, that's
the type of, I spit on ♪
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♪ Woo ♪
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♪ And it's on now ♪
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♪ Everybody know
that it's on now ♪
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♪ I'll be damned ♪
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- [RADIO DJ] 107.9,
Atlanta's home for hip-hop.
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Night tracks is
sponsored by Fye.
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Get that futuristic high
with Fye, coming soon.
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And coming up, we're dropping--
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- Okay, we got a
biggie burger, wings,
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two waters, y'all want sauce?
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- [WOMAN] Boy, you know
we want that sauce.
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- Yeah, we wanna get
it real wet. (LAUGHS)
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- Okay, 10.48, drive on up.
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♪ Come on now, come on
now, you gotta survive ♪
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♪ I said you gotta survive ♪
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Damn, now what you
two little fine
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rich girls doing eating here?
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Whole Foods out of
gas or something?
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- We in the mood to
get reckless tonight.
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- You wanna turn up with us?
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- Hell yeah.
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- Let's go smoke out
back, three ways.
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- Yo, where you get weed from?
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Yo, it's been dry
as hell around here.
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- Everybody's down bad.
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You have no idea what we
had to do to get this pack.
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Come here.
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- [ROGER] Whoa.
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(TIRES SQUEAL)
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- Woo!
- Spark it up, baby, yeah.
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- So look, I'm working
for this company
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called Too Smack'd,
it's like a app.
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Like, that delivers
snacks to weed-heads,
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you know what I'm saying?
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And it's called Too
Smack'd 'cause like,
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you smacking while you snack.
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- Oh my god.
- You get it?
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Too Smack.
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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Y'all got me too high.
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- You ain't really high
until you hit this.
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- That looks like a purge mask.
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- Come on, baby.
- Okay, a little bit.
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- Are you ready, all right.
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(MASK BUBBLING)
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(ROGER COUGHS)
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- Here's what's up.
- What the?
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- We're gonna go inside
and you're gonna give us
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all of the cash in the register,
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or we're gonna deep
fry your meat, cool?
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- Damn, man.
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Why y'all gotta go all
Clermont twins on me like that?
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- Our Xan dealer don't take
Daddy credit card no more.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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- Well what in the sweet
hell have you got going on?
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- I got robbed.
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- By who?
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- Savages, they was big
and it was a lot of 'em
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and I fought 'em off
for as long as I could.
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- Boy, you know the first rule
of working the night shift
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is you can't leave the
store unattended, bro.
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These people out
here are animals
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and they will kill your mama
for a damn egg sandwich.
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Now I gotta go back
here and see if we got
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the damn thugs on the videotape.
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- Video?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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- Roger, man, let me impeach
you on a little wisdom, man.
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If you wanna be in charge,
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you've got to follow
the rules, bro.
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You gotta be a sheep
but not a outside sheep.
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You wanna be an inside sheep,
'cause outside sheep get ate.
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A sheep, remember
that at your next job.
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- Next job?
- Yeah, 'cause I'mma
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have to let you
go, man, you fired.
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And I need that shirt back.
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- Oh no, no, you can't, yo,
you can't take this shirt.
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I got a meeting at the
bank and I need this shirt,
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I left my shirt at home.
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- The shirt is
property of Zesto's,
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I need that shirt back, man.
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- Fine man, I'mma do my own
thing anyway, keep the shirt.
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- Man, what the hell is this?
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- Ah, I left that in the pocket.
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- I guess you had
a hell of a night.
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- No, no, that's mine, dog.
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- It was in the shirt so I
guess it belong to Zesto's now.
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That shirt is horrible,
undershirt dirty.
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How you get ketchup
on your nipple?
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Bye.
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Anybody else wanna get fired?
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- [WOMAN] Not me.
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♪ I'mma do my thing
coast to coast ♪
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- Good afternoon, I'm
Calvin, you Hayes?
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My man.
- Yeah, I'm Hayes.
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- Can I get you anything to
make the ride more comfortable?
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AC, bottle of water, go to
the back, get some loud?
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- Did you just offer me drugs?
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I'm gonna have to take
two stars off your rating.
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- Wait, for real?
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- No, I'm just playing.
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ATL is dry as dust.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Why do you think I'm in
this sketch park right now?
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- Let's go to my office.
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We are open for business.
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This is that sky
high, Mr. Hayes.
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You hit this, you're
gonna be staring
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at the sky for three
hours like this.
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- On the contrary, that is bunk.
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- You just gonna
disrespect me like that?
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- I've seen pocket
lint that's better.
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- Well go on and smoke
your pocket lint, then.
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Go on and smoke your pocket
lint with your rude ass.
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'Cause you ain't
hurting my hustle.
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Just my feelings.
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Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.
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- Really?
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- Nah, I'm just
playing. (LAUGHS)
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You could've bought
some weed, though.
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- Every time.
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Hello sir, may I
borrow your shirt?
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I'll give it right back, dog.
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- Roger?
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Hey, it's Alicia,
from high school?
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- Yo, yeah.
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Wow, you look amazing,
like Angela Rye amazing,
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like Jemele Hill amazing.
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- Okay.
- You look good.
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- I was going for Taylor Rooks,
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but I'll give you
points for trying.
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- Good looking.
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- So, how have you been?
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What are you doing here?
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- Trying to get a
loan for my business.
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- In that shirt?
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That's a raggedy-ass shirt,
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you look like you did a
little army crawl to get here.
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- It's a long story.
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- Yeah?
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Wish I had time to hear it.
(PHONE VIBRATES)
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This is my boss, I gotta go.
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It was good seeing you.
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I'll see you later.
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- Aight, shy business lady.
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Where are you, cuz?
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We got our meeting at the bank.
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- Oh baby, that feels so good.
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(MOANING)
- Are you smashing right now?
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- No, boy, I'm making
mashed potatoes.
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- Yo whatever man,
just hurry up, dog.
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- Bitch, I told you
to get off the phone.
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Your stroke ain't
even that good.
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- So your company
name is Too Smack'd?
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- Yep, it's an app where you
deliver snacks to stoners.
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- Do you have any collateral?
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Something, you know, of value
that could guarantee the loan.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Check these out.
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These are good as cash.
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I got Waffle House,
man, this has like 6.50.
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I got a IHOP, I
got a Jiffy Lube,
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I have like four or five on it.
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That's good, right?
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Man, I can't never count on
you for nothing, never ever.
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- Listen, stop
pressing me, okay?
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I told you I was cooking.
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Oh, green eggs and ham.
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- Man, shut up, man.
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Yo, we missed out on a
bank loan 'cause you did.
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You really need to tighten up.
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- Yes, and just because we cuz,
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that doesn't mean
I got to help you.
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- You stay in my mama basement
for free, what you mean?
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- You stay in your
mama basement.
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- It's my mama!
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- It's my auntie.
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(SPUTTERS) Yeah, fool.
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- Ha ha, well, well, well.
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Two brokest,
mustiest boys I know.
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Through here stankin',
messing up the community.
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What's up Calv, you
here for the re-up?
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- Hell no, I can't even give
your dirty ass weed away.
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- Whoa.
- Count your blessing,
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this is the only weed in town.
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I had to mix
that with oregano.
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- Basil and cilantro.
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- Talking about my weed,
what's wrong with him?
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- You got me looking stupid.
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- Hey, Big Bang can't make
nobody look like nobody.
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Big Bang only make Big
Bang look like Big Bang.
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You got you looking stupid.
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You know who I am?
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You know who grass you on?
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You know who almost
property this is?
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If it wasn't for
the city owning it,
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you know who would own this?
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Big Bang.
- Big Bang.
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- You know why they
call me Big Bang?
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You know why, do you remember
why they call me Bing Bang?
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- [BOTH] 'Cause you the
spark that started it all.
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- Say it like it's the
Pledge of Allegiance.
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- 'Cause you the spark--
♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪
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♪ that start it all ♪
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- Hey, hey, I ain't got
no record deals over here.
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- Come on, man.
- You trying to get signed?
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00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,865
Only thing I sign is
death certificates.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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Everybody know I started it all.
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This trap house right
here was a regular house,
246
00:10:15,996 --> 00:10:18,792
and then I had them build
it into a trap house.
247
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,457
It was nice and I said, why
it look so nice out here,
248
00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:23,822
tear it up, break it down.
249
00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:26,488
This trap house is a monument.
250
00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:28,520
- Monument.
251
00:10:28,555 --> 00:10:30,785
- Commemorating washed
up drug dealers.
252
00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:31,952
- Washed up?
253
00:10:31,987 --> 00:10:33,684
Heard your bitch ass got fired.
254
00:10:33,719 --> 00:10:35,650
(CROWD LAUGHING)
255
00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:36,715
- How you know that?
256
00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:38,614
- I know everything, I
knew before you got fired.
257
00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,014
You wanna come work for me,
I got a grill right here.
258
00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:41,812
I got a grill for
him to come work on.
259
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,511
I'mma fire you too.
260
00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:44,944
I'mma let you work half a
day, then you outta here.
261
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:46,809
All these rappers out here,
talking they been trapping.
262
00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:47,942
They ain't been trapping.
263
00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,441
2 Chainz, there
wasn't no 2 Chainz.
264
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:50,841
He had no chains on.
265
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:52,040
I gave him one chain one day,
266
00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:53,605
next day I seem him
again there go another.
267
00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:55,005
He's like, I'm 2 Chainz.
268
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,503
I smoked out with a dude
named Mark Zuckerberg.
269
00:10:57,538 --> 00:10:59,036
Smoked him out, he was like,
I can't even feel my face.
270
00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:00,002
What he do?
271
00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:01,501
Make Facebook after that.
272
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,833
I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.
273
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,698
I introduced Whitney to Bobby.
274
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,463
(CROWD GROANS)
275
00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,928
But it was a time when
they needed each other,
276
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,460
and then things--
277
00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:16,492
- Man, we don't got
time for this, man.
278
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:17,925
- What you got time for?
279
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,556
You wanna work? (LAUGHS)
280
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,488
Hey yo, Roger.
- What?
281
00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:25,987
- Remember Alby.
282
00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:27,486
- What you talking about?
283
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,919
- I'll be at your
mama house later.
284
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,950
(CROWD LAUGHING)
285
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:38,879
- Aight look, right,
check this out.
286
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,012
- Nope, next, mm-mm.
287
00:11:41,046 --> 00:11:42,144
Look at her, cuz.
288
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,710
She built like Big Bird.
289
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,042
- Are you body shaming, bro?
290
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,908
How you gonna be
broke and picky?
291
00:11:46,943 --> 00:11:49,007
- Look, let me
show you something.
292
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,005
Show you how a player I
am, I'mma DM her, right.
293
00:11:56,904 --> 00:11:58,801
(ROGER LAUGHS)
294
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:00,634
- She read it, but.
295
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:02,565
- Man, how she gonna
leave me on read, man.
296
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:03,732
She ain't even that cute anyway.
297
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:08,063
She needs to stop skipping
leg day with her little ugly.
298
00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:09,528
(PICTURE CRASHES)
299
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,061
- [ROGER'S MOM]
Roger, what was that?
300
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,726
- Nothing, Mom.
301
00:12:12,761 --> 00:12:14,858
- [ROGER'S MOM] Do I have
to get out of my chair?
302
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,557
- No, Mama, stay in your chair.
303
00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:19,523
- [ROGER'S MOM] All right
then, I'll stay in my chair.
304
00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:20,755
- What is that?
305
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,587
Hey, look at this.
306
00:12:25,854 --> 00:12:27,984
Get back, fool.
- Grab that.
307
00:12:28,019 --> 00:12:30,616
- [ROGER] All right.
308
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:31,848
- [CALVIN] What's that?
309
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,847
- Some kinda weed bible.
310
00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:37,712
Look like instructions
for growing
311
00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:39,844
some kinda super
weed or something.
312
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,543
- Yeah, that's good,
but we need to smoke
313
00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:43,676
the blunt that's on
front of it here.
314
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:44,841
- We don't know what that do.
315
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,840
- Who cares, Roger,
don't nobody care.
316
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,838
It's better than the
twigs we been smoking.
317
00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:50,538
- That's true.
318
00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:51,537
- Race you.
319
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:53,969
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
320
00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:08,928
What, huh?
321
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:11,026
- Yo, what is happening?
322
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,891
(BOTH SCREAMING)
323
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,854
- Oh, one, two, three.
324
00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:23,919
(CALVINS SCREAMING)
325
00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:30,482
I'm glad that's over with.
326
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:33,079
(BOTH YELLING)
327
00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:36,778
(PLAYFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
328
00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:55,700
- The hell just happened, man?
329
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:59,565
- I'm freaking out man, we
must be back on the west side.
330
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,930
- Somebody's coming, man.
331
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,929
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
332
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,626
- Oh shit, Roger, I
forgot to tell you this.
333
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:13,856
I had a dream last week and
this is how we both die.
334
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,587
- Who the hell are you?
335
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,886
- Yeah, identify
yourselves right now.
336
00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:21,818
Wait a minute, are we supposed
337
00:14:21,853 --> 00:14:23,917
to have helmets 'cause
y'all got helmets?
338
00:14:23,952 --> 00:14:26,782
(COUGHING)
339
00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:28,615
- No, we just hot boxing.
340
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,746
They look fly, don't they?
341
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:32,912
- Where are we?
342
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,611
- You just smoked
yourself a one-way ticket
343
00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:36,943
to a player's party.
344
00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:38,775
- Players party.
345
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,641
- Who are you?
346
00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,607
- It don't matter who I am.
- That's right.
347
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:45,038
- It only matters what I know.
- Tell 'em.
348
00:14:45,074 --> 00:14:46,737
- That is the gas.
349
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,601
The loud pack.
- That loud pack, ha ha.
350
00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:54,566
(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
351
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,762
- I ain't never seen
nothing like that
352
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,595
in them little
projects y'all hang in.
353
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,594
- Never.
- This is so beautiful,
354
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:06,892
I just need a minute, y'all.
355
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,425
- Is this heaven?
356
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,590
- Does this look like
heaven to you, fool?
357
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,922
Y'all wouldn't
make it in anyway.
358
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,454
- Why are we here?
359
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,854
- Y'all found the
Weed Bible, right?
360
00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:16,953
- Right?
- Yeah but,
361
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:19,451
what do we do with it?
362
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,584
- Goodness.
- Learn how to grow some weed?
363
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:22,749
- Duh!
364
00:15:22,785 --> 00:15:24,416
- This book could
change human history
365
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:27,680
and obviously you
both been chose.
366
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:29,745
- Both of you.
- I knew I was special,
367
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:30,679
I knew it.
368
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,009
- Too soon, way too soon.
369
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,708
- Let me learn you
little fellas something.
370
00:15:36,743 --> 00:15:37,608
- Learn 'em something.
- Marijuana's been
371
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:40,439
around since B.C.
- You know what that is?
372
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,872
- Before crack, sure have.
373
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:45,003
- It's before Christ,
man, before Christ.
374
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:46,702
- I got the before
part right, though.
375
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,435
- Now that **** that
y'all call loud,
376
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:49,668
we have another name for.
377
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,732
It was called sinsemilla.
- Sinsemilla.
378
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,665
Give 'em something else.
- Acapulcoco.
379
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,530
- Give 'em something else.
- Kush.
380
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:58,429
- Give 'em another.
- The purple.
381
00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:02,560
And this right here my
friend, is the ultimate bud.
382
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,559
- [WHISPERED VOICE]
It's gorgeous.
383
00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,990
- It smells like angel farts.
- Farts of an angel.
384
00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:09,556
- What's it called?
385
00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:11,388
- It's called...
386
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:13,754
(MYSTICAL TINKLING)
387
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:15,419
- I wonder how you spell that.
388
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:18,350
- You smoke it, you
don't spell it, dummy.
389
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,816
- Now this weed right
here will give you
390
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:25,680
supernatural ability to fight
off evil, dangerous things.
391
00:16:26,714 --> 00:16:28,978
Make sure you protect
this bible with your life.
392
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,710
- Your life, you heard him.
393
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:33,209
- Come on.
- Go on, hit 'em one time.
394
00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:42,737
(CALVIN AND ROGER SCREAMING)
395
00:16:42,772 --> 00:16:45,002
- Hell, what year is it?
396
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,134
Who am I?
397
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:50,965
- Bruh, I feel like the universe
just twerked on my face.
398
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,664
That weed is evil.
399
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,228
Let's hit it again.
400
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,994
- I feel you, but
wait, that's how
401
00:16:59,029 --> 00:17:01,859
we can get our money,
cuz, with the weed.
402
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:02,992
- I'm in.
403
00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,690
- Think about it, we
try and get loans,
404
00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:06,956
ain't nobody gonna give
dudes like us a shot.
405
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,288
- I'm in.
406
00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:09,654
- Ain't no weed
in town right now.
407
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:10,787
- I'm in.
408
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,987
- And if we grow
this, we can sell it
409
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:13,852
and make enough money
to start our business.
410
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,785
- Bitch, didn't I
tell you I'm in?
411
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,450
And you not listening, I'm in.
412
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:18,616
I am in, in.
413
00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:23,347
Damn, cuz, I been selling
weed, I'm just bad at it.
414
00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:24,979
Look, I'm tired of being broke
415
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,677
and I'm tired of staying
in your mama basement.
416
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,676
- [ROGER'S MOM] What
wrong with my basement?
417
00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:29,776
- Ma, stop listening.
418
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:31,775
- [ROGER'S MOM] Then stop
badmouthing my basement.
419
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,341
- I'm sorry, Auntie.
420
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:35,173
Girl, you know I
love your basement.
421
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,605
I love everything you do for me.
422
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,803
- [ROGER'S MOM] All
right then, Calvin.
423
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:43,635
- Let's grow.
424
00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:49,298
♪ Dance with my dogs in
the nighttime, woof ♪
425
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,163
♪ Trap, with the
chickens like Popeye's ♪
426
00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:54,762
♪ Money changing
colors like tie-dye ♪
427
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,927
♪ I'm just tryna get
it, I ain't tryna die ♪
428
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:59,493
♪ She got a big ol' onion
booty, make the world cry ♪
429
00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:02,890
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
430
00:18:02,925 --> 00:18:04,156
♪ Hold them bands down ♪
431
00:18:04,191 --> 00:18:05,389
♪ Hold your mans down ♪
432
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:06,788
♪ Who told you
come around, who ♪
433
00:18:06,823 --> 00:18:08,254
♪ Get that trap sound ♪
434
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:10,819
♪ Designer clothes,
fashion shows ♪
435
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,385
♪ Trap house made of gold ♪
436
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,450
♪ Control the bag now ♪
437
00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:15,816
♪ No need to brag now ♪
438
00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:17,216
♪ And put the mask down ♪
439
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,448
♪ We livin' fast now ♪
440
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:21,246
♪ Finest, finest grows ♪
441
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:24,244
♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪
442
00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:29,109
♪ Watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪
443
00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:33,872
♪ Dance with my dogs
in the nighttime ♪
444
00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:36,404
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
445
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,869
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
446
00:18:38,904 --> 00:18:41,468
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
447
00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:44,266
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
448
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:47,398
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
449
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:52,395
♪ Keep watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪
450
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:57,392
♪ Dance with my dogs
in the nighttime ♪
451
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,124
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
452
00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:02,556
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
453
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:05,288
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
454
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:09,052
♪ In the kitchen, wrist
twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪
455
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:12,383
- Hell no, man.
456
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:16,414
- All that work for nothing.
457
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,413
- Waste of damn time, cuz.
458
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,712
(MYSTERIOUS RUMBLING)
459
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,042
- Hell.
460
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:30,706
Oh hell naw. (SCREAMS)
461
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,404
What goin' on, cuz?
462
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:41,400
We gon' be rich.
463
00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:44,231
(ROGER SCREAMS)
464
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,363
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
465
00:19:49,863 --> 00:19:51,760
We'd like another chance
to win your business, okay?
466
00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:53,526
Now, we done upgraded
our product line.
467
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,225
Roger, show him what we got.
468
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,257
(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
469
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,222
- Damn, man.
- Exactly.
470
00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:00,256
- [HAYES] That's what
I'm talking about.
471
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,721
- This ain't just any weed.
472
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:04,720
We like to think of ourselves
as the Apple of weed.
473
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,719
We're about to be in
everybody's pocket.
474
00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:09,217
- See this right here,
it's all the case.
475
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:10,417
When you're tryna to turn up--
- Turn up.
476
00:20:10,452 --> 00:20:11,716
- Turn down--
- Turn down.
477
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,348
- Turn your life around.
478
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:14,747
We ain't trying to pull up.
- Pull up.
479
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,213
- Pull out.
- Pull out.
480
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,479
- Or maybe pull over.
481
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:18,478
- Stop!
482
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:22,376
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(METAL CRUNCHES)
483
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,374
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
484
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,341
- Oh, damn.
485
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:33,037
- I think you oh damned
a little too early.
486
00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:35,335
Okay, okay, we gotta do this.
487
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:41,198
You gotta record this, 'bout
to get this on WorldStar.
488
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,064
Landscape, fool, you
gotta catch everything.
489
00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,663
Hey man, y'all better
watch where y'all going.
490
00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,361
- You were at a stop sign.
491
00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:49,460
- Yeah, it was my homeboy fault.
492
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:51,192
- What, let me
tell you something,
493
00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:52,692
you never apologize, okay?
494
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:53,724
There's three rules of living.
495
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,391
Rule number one,
never apologize.
496
00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:57,189
Rule number two,
you never give out
497
00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:58,721
your government name, okay?
498
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,388
Rule number three,
you never throw out
499
00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:02,353
cups that get free refills.
500
00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:03,319
- [ROGER] What?
501
00:21:03,354 --> 00:21:05,784
- I'm gonna snap you in
half, you little punk.
502
00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:08,815
My boss is gonna be really,
really upset about this.
503
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,482
- Nobody give a damn
about your boss.
504
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,780
Your boss can kiss my ass.
505
00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:18,477
Is that Lil Baby?
506
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:19,776
- That's Lil Baby.
507
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,309
- What the hell going on man,
508
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:24,207
y'all see this big ass boat
in front of y'all, man?
509
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,172
- Wait, wait, wait.
510
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,005
What if I offered you a truce?
511
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,803
- A truce, man, I don't
need to do truces.
512
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,269
- Nah, we made it
man, it's good ****.
513
00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:35,667
- I'll tell you if it good
**** or not, lemme see.
514
00:21:35,702 --> 00:21:37,133
- What, what are you doing?
515
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,164
Gonna get your ass kicked.
516
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,398
- Shut up, look.
517
00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,995
You see, look again.
518
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:48,726
All right.
519
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:53,156
- Hey man, I ain't gonna lie
man, that's some good ****.
520
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:54,223
- I told you.
521
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:57,654
- Good ****, that
**** strong or what.
522
00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:59,020
What the hell we doing
right here, anyway.
523
00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:02,118
- Y'all hit us, Lil Baby, you
wail-wail-wailed the ****.
524
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:03,018
He wailed it.
525
00:22:03,053 --> 00:22:04,317
- Um, we hit your car
526
00:22:04,353 --> 00:22:05,683
on accident.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on,
527
00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:07,249
y'all talking about
this right here?
528
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,215
- Accident.
529
00:22:09,116 --> 00:22:12,279
- Man, I ain't even trippin',
don't even worry about it, man.
530
00:22:12,314 --> 00:22:13,511
- For real?
531
00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:16,310
- Yeah, it'd be a shame to be
upset on such a beautiful day.
532
00:22:16,346 --> 00:22:19,141
- We gonna get some
fries, let's ride.
533
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:21,140
- Well, I'll be damned.
534
00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:25,605
- I told you.
535
00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:28,669
- Yo, why you still recording?
536
00:22:28,705 --> 00:22:29,669
Don't nobody wanna see no video
537
00:22:29,705 --> 00:22:31,134
of some guys becoming friends.
538
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,634
- Man, you don't get it, do you?
539
00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:33,733
We supposed to fight those dudes
540
00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:35,299
but the weed made us get along.
541
00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:37,098
- That was incredible.
542
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,630
I mean, I've never
seen weed do that.
543
00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:41,129
This stuff has superpowers.
544
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:42,062
- Exactly.
545
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:43,961
- You know what?
546
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,626
We about to own this town.
547
00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:48,625
Everybody finna be a superhero.
548
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,157
Let's go!
549
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:53,322
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you foolin' ♪
550
00:22:53,357 --> 00:22:56,420
- [CALVIN] My car
won't start, goddammit.
551
00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:59,618
♪ Business is booming and
everyone want a Porsche ♪
552
00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:02,617
♪ Now I can't find my
wallet, no more contortion ♪
553
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:05,748
♪ Can't tell me nothing,
I been making a fortune ♪
554
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,747
- Lou, how can I help you?
555
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:11,611
- I mean, I wanna enjoy
my job, but I hate kids.
556
00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:14,243
- Got the perfect thing for you.
557
00:23:14,278 --> 00:23:16,708
(LOU LAUGHS)
558
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:22,971
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
559
00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:25,970
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪
560
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,135
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
561
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,066
♪ Nobody sleeping on the
job, got me snoozin' ♪
562
00:23:32,101 --> 00:23:34,565
- Come on, for real?
- Come on.
563
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,563
- Yo, what's up OG?
564
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:39,262
- All the goddamn
people on the spot,
565
00:23:39,298 --> 00:23:41,627
all up in my goddamn smoke
box on my grill, man,
566
00:23:41,663 --> 00:23:43,293
goddamn running crazy, boy.
567
00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:44,492
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
568
00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:47,690
- I don't know what he said,
just show him the weed, man.
569
00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:50,689
(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
570
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,718
♪ Hope you ready
for the boom now ♪
571
00:23:57,754 --> 00:23:59,184
♪ All of my partners is busy ♪
572
00:23:59,219 --> 00:24:02,016
(CROWD CHEERING)
573
00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:07,213
- [CALVIN] Roger, we are
turning the block up, baby.
574
00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,545
Told you it was gonna work.
575
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,574
♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪
576
00:24:16,609 --> 00:24:20,238
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both jokes ♪
577
00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,571
♪ Business is booming ♪
578
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:23,103
- No one talks to me.
579
00:24:23,138 --> 00:24:24,369
I think it's because
I'm the only white kid
580
00:24:24,404 --> 00:24:27,168
at a historically black college.
581
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:31,998
- Nah, you just lame as hell.
582
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:33,664
You gotta loosen up, brother.
583
00:24:33,699 --> 00:24:35,097
- I just want people
to see the chill,
584
00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:38,028
charismatic me, not
this anxious mess.
585
00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:39,660
- You so anxious
but this the weed
586
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,659
that's gonna calm you down.
587
00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:44,391
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you fooling ♪
588
00:24:44,426 --> 00:24:47,222
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
589
00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:51,653
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪
590
00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:56,084
- [CALVIN] Over here, this
is where rich people live.
591
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,650
- [WOMAN] Who the
hell gave him the key.
592
00:24:57,685 --> 00:24:59,315
- Now Quenton, you
know I have to know
593
00:24:59,351 --> 00:25:02,148
how dreadful was that
outfit she had on?
594
00:25:02,183 --> 00:25:04,679
- Honey, it was ugly
and it was an outfit.
595
00:25:04,715 --> 00:25:05,979
- What did you say to Portia?
596
00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:07,211
- None of your damn business.
597
00:25:07,247 --> 00:25:08,544
- What you mean,
none of my business?
598
00:25:08,579 --> 00:25:09,976
- What I said.
599
00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,208
Ladies.
600
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,640
- Uh-uh, he's messy.
- He's acting real funny.
601
00:25:15,774 --> 00:25:19,338
- Man, when I tell you these
bitches are wearing me out.
602
00:25:19,373 --> 00:25:20,970
- We got what you need.
603
00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:23,069
Take a whiff of that.
604
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:26,200
- Ooh, I'mma try, let you
know how this work out.
605
00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:29,065
I'mma go live my
best life with this.
606
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,531
- Yeah.
607
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,530
♪ Blood, sweat, and tears
running dry, need a donor ♪
608
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:35,528
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both joke ♪
609
00:25:35,563 --> 00:25:37,127
♪ Business is booming ♪
610
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,293
- I don't give a damn who--
611
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,959
(COUGHING DROWNS OUT VOICE)
612
00:25:39,994 --> 00:25:40,958
- [WOMAN] Get on
over here, Quenton.
613
00:25:40,993 --> 00:25:44,856
- Get in here.
- Get your ass over here, boy.
614
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,953
- Open me up, cuz.
615
00:25:49,988 --> 00:25:51,652
- How much we got?
616
00:25:51,687 --> 00:25:53,518
- About this much.
- Aight.
617
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:54,650
- I mean, this town so dry,
618
00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,182
we're finna be
making all the money.
619
00:25:56,218 --> 00:25:58,615
I'm talking baby wipes instead
of toilet tissue money.
620
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:00,514
I'm talking brand new car money.
621
00:26:00,548 --> 00:26:03,012
I'm talking getting yourself
out your mama basement money.
622
00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:05,177
- [ROGER'S MOM] What's
wrong with my basement?
623
00:26:05,213 --> 00:26:06,177
- Damn, she got some good ears.
624
00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:09,309
- 'Cause you're so damn
loud, man, come on, man.
625
00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:11,940
- You know I love
your basement, Auntie.
626
00:26:11,975 --> 00:26:15,505
♪ We been getting
all the money ♪
627
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,170
♪ All the money ♪
628
00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:20,069
Oh damn.
629
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,966
- Aw damn, our
super weed is gone.
630
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,997
They got the bible too, cuz.
631
00:26:29,032 --> 00:26:34,461
- Damn.
632
00:26:34,496 --> 00:26:36,193
ere's our ****?
633
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,325
- Boy you better slow down,
634
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,492
run up on my side
house like that.
635
00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:39,458
You wanna come around the front,
636
00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:40,690
you wanna address me properly.
637
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,355
Come up talking
their broken knees,
638
00:26:42,391 --> 00:26:43,522
act like they having a
Cracker Jack or something.
639
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,587
- Did you see somebody
go in my house?
640
00:26:45,622 --> 00:26:46,687
- Did I see somebody what?
641
00:26:46,722 --> 00:26:48,319
Do I look like
the house watcher,
642
00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:51,584
or Big Bang the watchdog?
(IMITATES DOG BARKING)
643
00:26:51,619 --> 00:26:52,683
No, I watch no goddamn house.
644
00:26:52,718 --> 00:26:54,415
I've just been
sitting with Co-Sign
645
00:26:54,451 --> 00:26:56,748
and these beautiful ladies,
and this dude I don't know,
646
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,679
looking at that cloud up
there shaped like the booty.
647
00:26:59,714 --> 00:27:01,179
It's amazing.
648
00:27:01,214 --> 00:27:02,577
- Ain't nobody worry
about that, man.
649
00:27:02,612 --> 00:27:04,743
Somebody went in my house
and stole our whole stash.
650
00:27:04,778 --> 00:27:06,642
- See, that's what happens.
651
00:27:06,677 --> 00:27:08,307
Look at you, just
decide you wanna
652
00:27:08,342 --> 00:27:10,339
sell weed and
start selling weed.
653
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,272
Can't just do that,
you can't just sit down
654
00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:14,770
at the dinner table and start
eating without praying, boy.
655
00:27:14,806 --> 00:27:17,003
You probably got ghetto taxed.
656
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:19,334
Probably, that ghetto tax real.
657
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,567
- You took it?
658
00:27:20,602 --> 00:27:22,266
- Did I say I knew
anything about it?
659
00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:24,565
I'm just saying, maybe things
like this wouldn't happen
660
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,230
if you showed Big
Bang some respect.
661
00:27:27,265 --> 00:27:29,429
- Respect, respect, here you
go talking about respect.
662
00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:30,561
- Yeah, like Aretha.
- Bro, that's all you
663
00:27:30,596 --> 00:27:31,661
ever talk about.
664
00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:33,160
Yo, we don't owe
you nothing, bro,
665
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:33,659
this man act like he
invented selling weed.
666
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,292
- I'm telling you.
667
00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:36,491
- Ain't nobody else invent
selling weed but me.
668
00:27:36,527 --> 00:27:39,456
I been trapping since before
trapping was trapping, aight?
669
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,622
That's what I do.
670
00:27:40,657 --> 00:27:42,422
You ever heard of Selma?
671
00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:43,587
- Yeah, I heard of Selma.
672
00:27:43,623 --> 00:27:44,753
- Yeah, that's why
they call it Selma.
673
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,285
I used to sell my
weed down there.
674
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,584
(CROWD LAUGHING)
675
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,583
They was marching for that,
676
00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,283
and other things important
in the black community,
677
00:27:51,317 --> 00:27:52,615
but we was part of it.
678
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:54,580
- Yo man, we get it,
you old as hell, bro,
679
00:27:54,616 --> 00:27:56,213
but where's our weed at?
680
00:27:56,249 --> 00:27:59,278
- Who you calling old,
you seen my outfit?
681
00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,411
Boy, I'm fresher than zest.
682
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,709
Boy, I'm so fresh, people
don't say, take a shower.
683
00:28:02,744 --> 00:28:04,442
They say, take a Big Bang.
684
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:05,741
Lemme tell you what
y'all should do.
685
00:28:05,777 --> 00:28:07,573
If I was y'all,
which I never y'all,
686
00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:08,739
'cause I don't wanna
be standing there
687
00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:10,405
looking up at Big
Bang like, please,
688
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,570
Big Bang, help us,
who stole our weed?
689
00:28:12,606 --> 00:28:15,602
If I was y'all,
this is what I'd do.
690
00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:18,267
Search around, you're looking
in the wrong place right here.
691
00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:20,266
Go down there, ask the
Asian people down there.
692
00:28:20,301 --> 00:28:21,399
You ain't asked them?
693
00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:22,598
The white people over there,
694
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,397
being got all their
windows blacked out.
695
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:25,496
- We didn't check
the white people.
696
00:28:25,531 --> 00:28:27,262
- You ain't even see, they
go in and out the house.
697
00:28:27,297 --> 00:28:28,561
They could be in there
murdering people.
698
00:28:28,597 --> 00:28:30,260
I'm not saying that
they stole anything,
699
00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:31,726
'cause that would be racist.
700
00:28:31,762 --> 00:28:33,692
I'm just saying, check the,
701
00:28:33,726 --> 00:28:35,723
what you do is check
the high school.
702
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:38,589
Oh, them high boys down
there, they got no respect.
703
00:28:38,624 --> 00:28:40,521
All they looking for
is somebody to get.
704
00:28:40,556 --> 00:28:41,620
They got the face all day.
705
00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,952
Maybe they got your ****.
706
00:28:43,987 --> 00:28:45,251
- Is that a booty cloud?
707
00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:47,450
- No, look more to the left.
708
00:28:47,486 --> 00:28:50,215
- [BOTH] Damn, booty cloud.
709
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,580
- [BIG BANG] That's
the booty cloud, woo!
710
00:28:53,615 --> 00:28:56,644
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
711
00:28:58,213 --> 00:29:00,243
- Yo man, why you wearing
that stupid-ass hat?
712
00:29:00,278 --> 00:29:01,575
- What's wrong with it?
713
00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:03,507
I used to wear it
back in the day.
714
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,406
You gotta understand,
cuz, we gotta blend in.
715
00:29:06,441 --> 00:29:08,271
Come on now, gotta trust me.
716
00:29:08,307 --> 00:29:09,371
- Come on, man.
717
00:29:09,406 --> 00:29:11,269
- Come on, twizzler head.
718
00:29:11,305 --> 00:29:12,369
- [ANNOUNCER]
Students, please report
719
00:29:12,404 --> 00:29:15,900
to the buses for the Verdant
Biokinetic field trip.
720
00:29:15,936 --> 00:29:17,233
- Aight, now check this out.
721
00:29:17,268 --> 00:29:19,331
We looking for kids
with clean kicks,
722
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:21,230
'cause that mean
they stole our stash.
723
00:29:21,265 --> 00:29:23,262
- Bet you they did,
I bet you they did.
724
00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:26,228
Oh snap, it's McMullen.
- Yup, McMullen.
725
00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:29,159
- Oh, I did not know he was
still the principal here.
726
00:29:29,195 --> 00:29:31,258
- He is.
- He can't see me.
727
00:29:31,294 --> 00:29:32,358
Can't see me.
728
00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:36,356
You know he's still mad at me.
729
00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:38,088
- You know why.
730
00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:39,520
- Bro, it was a senior prank.
731
00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:42,218
- Man, you smashed his wife.
732
00:29:42,253 --> 00:29:44,217
- On his desk.
733
00:29:44,252 --> 00:29:46,149
- [BOTH] While the PA was on.
734
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,382
(MOANING)
735
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:50,513
- Oh, I'mma be on
the honor roll now.
736
00:29:52,247 --> 00:29:53,379
- What the!
737
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:57,643
- Can I get, a swirl.
738
00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,874
It's a souvenir.
- I hate that hat.
739
00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:04,206
- Listen, the kid
has gotta wear pants,
740
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,237
that's not up for debate.
741
00:30:06,273 --> 00:30:09,170
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
742
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,630
Coochie king.
743
00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:23,828
Oh, it's on.
744
00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:33,189
- Hey man, why is it so quiet?
745
00:30:33,224 --> 00:30:36,887
- Like, don't nobody
wanna skip class, man.
746
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,320
Yo, Wesley Snipes.
747
00:30:41,553 --> 00:30:43,317
- [ROGER] Oh my god.
748
00:30:43,352 --> 00:30:46,148
- Damn, what happened, skirt?
- Poor kid.
749
00:30:46,183 --> 00:30:48,113
Oh my god, what your face?
750
00:30:48,149 --> 00:30:50,146
- Goddamn, these kids.
751
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,312
Oh.
752
00:30:57,677 --> 00:30:59,540
Come on, man, we're
about to get robbed.
753
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:02,471
You don't wanna
rob us, we broke.
754
00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:04,470
- Would you mind taking
our picture, sir?
755
00:31:04,506 --> 00:31:05,437
- Huh?
- We just got a A
756
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,201
on a science project and
we wanna text our mom.
757
00:31:08,237 --> 00:31:09,434
- Take a picture?
758
00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:11,100
- [ROGER] They kids, man.
759
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,166
- Don't you ever reach for
your damn jacket like that,
760
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,632
put your phone in your pocket.
761
00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:16,830
I almost knocked
y'all the **** out.
762
00:31:27,192 --> 00:31:28,523
- Sir.
- Yep.
763
00:31:28,558 --> 00:31:30,089
- He called me sir.
764
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,554
- It's the braids,
I done told you.
765
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,587
You smell that?
766
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:38,418
- Right here, right here.
767
00:31:38,453 --> 00:31:40,150
Pot, we're going in that door
768
00:31:40,185 --> 00:31:41,416
and we gonna get
them punks, come on.
769
00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:53,242
- Yo, Mr. Crandall.
770
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,808
- Oh, Jesus.
771
00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:56,973
- Can we get high?
772
00:31:57,009 --> 00:31:58,140
- You guys scared
the piss outta me.
773
00:31:58,174 --> 00:31:59,805
Why are you not
on the field trip?
774
00:31:59,841 --> 00:32:00,971
- Boy, that boy high as hell.
775
00:32:01,007 --> 00:32:02,004
You don't remember me?
776
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:04,236
It's Calvin.
- Roger.
777
00:32:04,272 --> 00:32:06,868
- Hold up, lemme do my move.
778
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,799
- Calvin, yes I remember you.
779
00:32:09,835 --> 00:32:12,098
- What's up!
- You graduated?
780
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:13,497
- I mean, you know, I
walked across the stage.
781
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,230
- You walked, yeah for sure.
- I was there, you know.
782
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:16,929
- So what's up?
783
00:32:16,964 --> 00:32:21,159
- We got a little neighborhood
business that, you know,
784
00:32:21,195 --> 00:32:23,558
me and my cousin have
started up, right, you know,
785
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,157
'cause we trying to
change our life around,
786
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,289
'cause I graduated, right?
787
00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:31,054
Some of our business
supplies have been misplaced
788
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:34,086
and it was brought
to our attention
789
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:37,117
that some of the people who
might have misplaced them,
790
00:32:37,152 --> 00:32:38,782
they probably go to this school,
791
00:32:38,818 --> 00:32:41,214
so we just wanted to say
hey, you know, speak to 'em.
792
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,780
- So you guys are dealers?
793
00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:43,880
Somebody copped your product.
794
00:32:43,915 --> 00:32:46,978
- The whole stash, man,
they took the whole thing.
795
00:32:47,013 --> 00:32:48,777
And this smells rather familiar.
796
00:32:48,812 --> 00:32:50,809
We was wondering if
you could help us
797
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,308
find out where you got
it, 'cause you know,
798
00:32:52,344 --> 00:32:54,773
it's kinda hard to
come by now, you know?
799
00:32:54,809 --> 00:32:55,740
- You're telling me.
800
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,304
Dealers all over town
are completely sold out.
801
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,037
It's like somebody's
buying in bulk.
802
00:33:00,073 --> 00:33:02,902
Open a friggin' chronic Costco.
803
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:06,733
Found this canister
earlier in the cafeteria.
804
00:33:08,101 --> 00:33:08,999
I haven't seen it before,
805
00:33:09,034 --> 00:33:11,964
but let me tell you,
it is dank as fudge.
806
00:33:11,999 --> 00:33:13,096
- I smelled it.
807
00:33:13,131 --> 00:33:14,029
- What he say?
808
00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:15,461
- I don't know.
809
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:18,060
- This smell like angel
farts, this is our stuff.
810
00:33:18,095 --> 00:33:21,191
- Looks like Russians,
talk to Ivanov.
811
00:33:21,227 --> 00:33:24,790
They're in the Magic
Kitty, strip club downtown.
812
00:33:24,825 --> 00:33:25,922
- Russians steal everything.
813
00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:29,254
They done stole our election
and done stolen our weed.
814
00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:32,885
- [MCMULLEN] Calvin, I know
you're in the building.
815
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,184
I found your hat.
816
00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:39,514
If I find you, my friend,
you're going down hard.
817
00:33:40,949 --> 00:33:42,946
- Told you not to wear
that stupid hat, man.
818
00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:45,544
- It's my favorite hat, cuz.
819
00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:48,076
- Sounds like you guys
need this more than I do.
820
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:51,041
- I do, 'cause I'm going down.
(KNOCKING)
821
00:33:51,076 --> 00:33:52,739
- You homewrecker!
822
00:33:54,474 --> 00:33:55,738
- Here you go.
823
00:33:55,774 --> 00:33:58,469
(ENERGETIC MUSIC)
824
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,733
- Come on, man, grab me some.
825
00:34:04,768 --> 00:34:07,531
(CALVIN AND ROGER MUTTERING)
826
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,797
The gym, gym.
827
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,158
- Dang.
828
00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:26,221
- I told you if you ever
829
00:34:26,256 --> 00:34:29,052
stepped foot in
this school again
830
00:34:32,252 --> 00:34:34,183
I'd beat you senseless.
831
00:34:38,049 --> 00:34:39,480
- How's our wife?
832
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:54,005
- That super weed made
you fly, cuz. (LAUGHS)
833
00:34:56,738 --> 00:34:59,169
Dunked on your ass. (LAUGHS)
834
00:34:59,203 --> 00:35:03,999
Uh-oh, what's going on? (YELLS)
835
00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,864
- Come on, man.
- What happened?
836
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,997
What happened to my power?
837
00:35:17,026 --> 00:35:19,023
- [MCMULLEN] Out of the
way, move, move, move.
838
00:35:19,058 --> 00:35:19,956
Calvin!
839
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:21,755
Damn it.
840
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,852
- [ROGER] That was crazy.
841
00:35:25,888 --> 00:35:28,417
That weed got us high for real.
842
00:35:31,918 --> 00:35:35,647
You always got me doing
843
00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:36,679
- Can't believe we alive, cuz.
844
00:35:36,715 --> 00:35:38,045
- Man, get your ass up, man.
845
00:35:38,081 --> 00:35:41,010
- Time to go to the strip club.
846
00:35:41,045 --> 00:35:44,542
Man, can't believe
I lost my hat again.
847
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,508
- Perfect.
848
00:35:47,842 --> 00:35:49,506
- Alicia?
849
00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:50,738
Yo.
850
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,037
- Roger?
851
00:35:52,073 --> 00:35:53,736
- What's up?
852
00:35:53,772 --> 00:35:54,803
- Hey.
853
00:35:54,838 --> 00:35:55,702
- Ha, ha.
854
00:35:58,035 --> 00:35:58,967
- This is my--
855
00:35:59,002 --> 00:36:00,133
- Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth.
856
00:36:00,168 --> 00:36:03,664
My name's Calvin.
- Cousin Calvin.
857
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,996
Anyways, this is where you work?
858
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:06,995
- Yeah.
859
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:07,995
- It's dope.
860
00:36:09,029 --> 00:36:11,860
- So are you guys with the kids?
861
00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:17,490
- We um, volunteer chaperone
at the school sometimes.
862
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,786
- Uh, people left their
kids with you guys?
863
00:36:22,821 --> 00:36:23,686
- Yeah.
864
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,852
- What about that?
865
00:36:25,886 --> 00:36:26,851
- I'm just playing.
866
00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:28,683
All right, you guys are
gonna get the full tour,
867
00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:32,014
and don't fall asleep
like you used to in class.
868
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,013
All right guys, my
name's Alicia Harmon
869
00:36:34,049 --> 00:36:36,011
and this is Verdant Biokinetics,
870
00:36:36,047 --> 00:36:38,677
so let's start with my
favorite part of the tour,
871
00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:43,674
employee lounge where there's
free soda and snacks, come on.
872
00:36:44,509 --> 00:36:45,639
- What is you doing?
873
00:36:45,675 --> 00:36:47,505
We ain't got no time
for no full tour.
874
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,105
We ain't got time
for no drinks, Roger.
875
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,869
You forgot, we go to
strip club, the Russian?
876
00:36:51,904 --> 00:36:53,801
- Yo, the booty
club gonna be there.
877
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:54,968
You see that lady up there?
878
00:36:55,002 --> 00:36:56,834
Yo, just let me
finesse this real quick
879
00:36:56,869 --> 00:36:58,033
and it's gonna be all good.
880
00:36:58,068 --> 00:37:01,530
Plus, she said there's free
soda, so we all Gucci be good.
881
00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:03,862
- Don't nobody give a damn
about no drinks, Roger.
882
00:37:03,897 --> 00:37:05,528
You know what, they better
have liters in there
883
00:37:05,564 --> 00:37:06,794
'cause you sound
thirsty as hell.
884
00:37:06,830 --> 00:37:08,760
- [ROGER] Man, shut up.
885
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,524
- Founded in 2013,
Verdant Biokinetics
886
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,956
makes everything
from rocket biofuel
887
00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:16,955
to nutrient-dense baby formula.
888
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,454
- Well, I hope they don't mix up
889
00:37:18,489 --> 00:37:20,020
the baby formula
and the rocket fuel.
890
00:37:20,055 --> 00:37:21,852
Babies gonna be blowing
up all over town.
891
00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:24,517
(CALVIN IMITATES EXPLOSION)
(CALVIN IMITATES BABY CRYING)
892
00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:26,450
- We're working to
improve the mind,
893
00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:27,816
the body, and the world.
894
00:37:27,851 --> 00:37:29,481
- [ANA] Hello.
895
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:32,446
- Oh, and look, there's
our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever.
896
00:37:32,481 --> 00:37:34,445
- Hey, everyone,
sorry to interrupt.
897
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,977
I just want to
say how happy I am
898
00:37:36,013 --> 00:37:37,943
that you're all here
today to be part
899
00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:40,941
of our inner city
youth outreach program.
900
00:37:40,976 --> 00:37:45,572
Alicia is helping us to be
a fully woke corporation.
901
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,437
- [BOTH] Woke?
902
00:37:48,472 --> 00:37:51,635
- You're all so brave
and so beautiful.
903
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,965
You have such bright,
bright futures ahead of you.
904
00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:59,497
And just remember,
don't do drugs.
905
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:02,595
Unless, of course, they're
one of ours. (GIGGLES)
906
00:38:02,631 --> 00:38:04,627
I'm kidding, I am kidding.
907
00:38:04,662 --> 00:38:06,826
- Thank you for
that, Miss Cheever.
908
00:38:06,861 --> 00:38:07,925
Let's give it up for her.
909
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,625
- This lady is wack.
910
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,623
I'm finna go find me a
place to smoke, I'm out.
911
00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:13,456
- Why don't we head
into our VR room,
912
00:38:13,490 --> 00:38:14,588
where you guys can fly with bees
913
00:38:14,624 --> 00:38:16,920
through real honeycombs, yeah?
914
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:21,917
- [SYSTEM] Access granted.
915
00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:38,574
- You figure it out?
916
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,606
- Oh yeah, you know,
I'm math as hell.
917
00:38:41,641 --> 00:38:44,405
(ALICIA LAUGHS)
918
00:38:45,506 --> 00:38:47,603
Yo, so, what
happened to the tour?
919
00:38:47,638 --> 00:38:49,768
- I left them in the auditorium
with a science movie,
920
00:38:49,803 --> 00:38:50,967
so you know, they're probably
921
00:38:51,002 --> 00:38:53,699
all diddling each other by now.
922
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,398
- I like science movies.
923
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,430
- I bet you do.
924
00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,629
- What's up with your boss like,
925
00:38:58,665 --> 00:39:02,427
crying about the inner city
kids, dressing like Erykah Badu.
926
00:39:02,462 --> 00:39:03,893
Is she like, serious?
927
00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:05,759
- Yeah, she means well,
928
00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:08,391
but she can just be
a real line-crosser.
929
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:11,389
That woman stresses me out.
930
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:15,519
- Word, yo, when I get
like that, yo, I get high.
931
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,717
Yo, I actually got some,
if you wanna smoke?
932
00:39:19,753 --> 00:39:21,716
- I stopped smoking in college.
933
00:39:21,752 --> 00:39:22,682
- For real?
934
00:39:22,717 --> 00:39:24,581
Like, you never smoke?
935
00:39:25,483 --> 00:39:26,680
- I guess, I don't know,
936
00:39:26,715 --> 00:39:28,878
I just started
focusing on my career.
937
00:39:28,913 --> 00:39:30,444
- I feel that, I'm all
about my paper too,
938
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,843
but yo, I gotta smoke,
like I gotsta stay high.
939
00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:37,407
- Well, you're cute,
so you can do that.
940
00:39:39,741 --> 00:39:40,838
(PHONE VIBRATES)
941
00:39:40,873 --> 00:39:43,870
See, this is what I'm talking
about, the CEO needs me.
942
00:39:43,905 --> 00:39:46,835
- I'll be here if
you change your mind.
943
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:48,734
- Shouldn't you
be with the kids?
944
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:49,866
- Kids, kids.
945
00:39:51,568 --> 00:39:53,497
- Roger, it's this way.
946
00:39:55,598 --> 00:39:57,528
- I knew that.
- Uh-huh.
947
00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,893
- Nobody in here.
948
00:39:59,929 --> 00:40:02,525
Time to smoke my blunt.
949
00:40:02,561 --> 00:40:04,524
Ooh, that too hard.
950
00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:06,724
Nobody.
951
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,922
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
952
00:40:09,956 --> 00:40:13,653
- Help me, help me.
- Want me to help you?
953
00:40:13,688 --> 00:40:15,784
Let me take your picture.
954
00:40:23,915 --> 00:40:25,979
- Now, come on here.
- Why you so strong?
955
00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:27,777
Get off, I can walk.
956
00:40:29,612 --> 00:40:31,376
- [ROGER] Yo, what's going on?
957
00:40:31,411 --> 00:40:32,542
- Ain't none of
your business, sir.
958
00:40:32,577 --> 00:40:33,975
- It is my business,
he's with me.
959
00:40:34,009 --> 00:40:35,973
- Well then you need
to come with me, too.
960
00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,372
Come on, now.
- You snitch.
961
00:40:37,407 --> 00:40:39,471
You're stupid.
- Come on, man, damn.
962
00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:41,403
- Fye is causing
some side effects.
963
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,836
- This is very, very bad.
964
00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:45,400
These results are horrendous.
965
00:40:45,436 --> 00:40:47,900
- Well, should we
delay the launch?
966
00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:50,864
- No, absolutely not, our
stock price would plummet.
967
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,997
- Ow.
- Try it, man.
968
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,796
- [GUARD] Sorry to interrupt.
969
00:40:53,831 --> 00:40:55,395
- What is it?
970
00:40:55,431 --> 00:40:56,628
- I found these two
wandering around the halls
971
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:59,392
and this gentleman was
in a restricted area.
972
00:40:59,428 --> 00:41:00,292
- Who you calling a gentleman?
973
00:41:00,328 --> 00:41:04,523
I am not not gentleman,
I am a grown man.
974
00:41:04,558 --> 00:41:05,989
- What's going on?
975
00:41:06,024 --> 00:41:08,454
- These two claim to
be with the high school
976
00:41:08,489 --> 00:41:11,686
but none of the other chaperones
has ever heard of 'em.
977
00:41:11,721 --> 00:41:13,851
They say they're with you?
978
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:15,450
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
979
00:41:16,651 --> 00:41:18,848
Yep, I'm taking
them to lunch today.
980
00:41:18,884 --> 00:41:20,614
They're actually
community leaders.
981
00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:23,979
- Oh, community
leaders, wonderful.
982
00:41:24,013 --> 00:41:25,611
- Calvin, Roger.
983
00:41:25,646 --> 00:41:29,442
- Yeah, it's Officer Community
Leader Calvin at that.
984
00:41:29,477 --> 00:41:30,841
And Obama was a
community leader.
985
00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:31,840
- I miss Obama.
986
00:41:31,876 --> 00:41:33,473
- He was a deacon at his church.
987
00:41:33,508 --> 00:41:34,439
- We're gonna go.
988
00:41:34,474 --> 00:41:35,605
- Take them to Chez Jane,
989
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,704
it's the best soul
food in Atlanta.
990
00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:37,871
It's on us.
991
00:41:37,906 --> 00:41:39,803
- He only liked brown
M&M's, did you know.
992
00:41:39,837 --> 00:41:42,335
- Thank you so much,
love you brothers.
993
00:41:44,136 --> 00:41:45,300
know what I'm saying,
giving us a ride
994
00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:47,132
back to the whip and all that.
995
00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:48,498
- Are you kidding
me, you just gave me
996
00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:50,963
an excuse to get
out of the office.
997
00:41:50,998 --> 00:41:52,129
Let's go get that lunch
I just lied about.
998
00:41:52,164 --> 00:41:55,060
- Uh-uh, we ain't
got time, ma'am.
999
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,926
We're kinda in a rush.
1000
00:41:56,961 --> 00:42:00,157
Have you ever eaten
at Magic Kitty?
1001
00:42:00,192 --> 00:42:01,291
- Yo, he's kidding.
1002
00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,888
We should go to
Zaxby's or something.
1003
00:42:03,924 --> 00:42:06,787
- Well if you want the best
wings, you go to Magic Kitty.
1004
00:42:06,822 --> 00:42:08,452
Let's go see some booty.
1005
00:42:08,488 --> 00:42:10,285
- Okay but look, there's a
reason we gotta go, okay?
1006
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,816
- We gotta go see some
Russian gangsters, okay?
1007
00:42:12,852 --> 00:42:15,915
They stole our weed and we
ain't really got a plan.
1008
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,813
And you can die.
1009
00:42:17,849 --> 00:42:19,113
- Okay, well as long
as I'm not eating
1010
00:42:19,148 --> 00:42:20,579
a boring-ass salad
bowl at the mall,
1011
00:42:20,614 --> 00:42:24,011
I'm down for whatever,
Calvin, let's go.
1012
00:42:25,511 --> 00:42:29,440
- You said you
want a ride or die.
1013
00:42:29,476 --> 00:42:32,939
So that's what we're into,
people that just wanna die?
1014
00:42:32,974 --> 00:42:35,104
♪ If you a bad chick, let
me hear you say, yeah ♪
1015
00:42:35,139 --> 00:42:37,103
♪ Little booty, big
booty don't care ♪
1016
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,269
♪ You got your own
car or your own crib ♪
1017
00:42:39,304 --> 00:42:41,433
♪ You said he calling but
you leave him on read ♪
1018
00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:43,965
♪ Just sway wit
it, sway wit it ♪
1019
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:46,131
♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪
1020
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,429
♪ You see him
looking, sway wit it ♪
1021
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:50,228
♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪
1022
00:42:50,264 --> 00:42:53,260
♪ Met a dude named Wes, said
he checking for the best ♪
1023
00:42:53,295 --> 00:42:55,459
- Sup baby, you wanna dance?
1024
00:42:55,494 --> 00:42:59,524
- No, I don't really want no
dance right now, maybe later.
1025
00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:01,788
But I know what you can
help me with, though.
1026
00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:04,254
You know where I
can find Ivanov?
1027
00:43:04,289 --> 00:43:06,019
- Sorry, I'm working.
1028
00:43:06,054 --> 00:43:09,217
- You working, oh but
you can't find Ivanov?
1029
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,917
- Hey.
- Hey.
1030
00:43:10,952 --> 00:43:14,448
- I know what
you're looking for.
1031
00:43:14,483 --> 00:43:16,447
- Where the hell my weed at?
1032
00:43:16,482 --> 00:43:18,212
- I got no need for your weed,
1033
00:43:18,248 --> 00:43:20,111
'cause I got so much
money it's funny.
1034
00:43:20,146 --> 00:43:21,177
I got money.
1035
00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:27,507
(MUMBLES) Popcorn playa.
1036
00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,073
- Nigga just made it rain on me.
1037
00:43:29,108 --> 00:43:30,239
- These wings are so good.
1038
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:34,536
- These breasts and
thighs are good, too.
1039
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:35,869
- Woo, go girl.
1040
00:43:41,268 --> 00:43:44,730
- Now that ain't
courtship right there.
1041
00:43:44,765 --> 00:43:45,896
I hit the hundreds, cuz.
1042
00:43:45,931 --> 00:43:47,095
- Hey, buddy.
- Uh-uh, I told you
1043
00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:48,895
I ain't want no dance.
1044
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,893
- I heard you're
looking for Ivanov.
1045
00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:53,525
- Yes, and tell him
when you see him
1046
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,990
I need to talk to him,
the boss is here. (BARKS)
1047
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:59,056
- He is not a he.
1048
00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:01,920
- [CALVIN] What you
talkin' 'bout, blondie?
1049
00:44:01,956 --> 00:44:04,185
- I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov.
1050
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:06,184
Let's go.
1051
00:44:08,918 --> 00:44:10,049
- Y'all heard
the Terminator,
1052
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:11,715
we gotta get the
hell up outta here.
1053
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:14,847
Let's go see what
she's talking about.
1054
00:44:16,414 --> 00:44:18,177
- Okay, let's hear it.
1055
00:44:18,213 --> 00:44:21,409
Why are you coming in here
and disrespecting my business?
1056
00:44:21,444 --> 00:44:23,841
- No, what's disrespectful
is you're stealing our weed
1057
00:44:23,876 --> 00:44:25,407
and passing it off
like it's your own.
1058
00:44:25,442 --> 00:44:28,072
- Calm down, Calvin.
- No, ain't no calm down, cuz.
1059
00:44:28,107 --> 00:44:30,370
I'mma calm down when y'all
give us our weed back.
1060
00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,970
- We don't steal weed.
1061
00:44:32,004 --> 00:44:33,836
You are wasting my time.
1062
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:35,001
Bogdan, get rid of them.
1063
00:44:35,037 --> 00:44:37,034
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not
here to cause any trouble.
1064
00:44:37,068 --> 00:44:39,998
- No, Alicia, ain't nobody
scared of Thievin' Seagal.
1065
00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:42,031
You hear me, I'm about to
go left and right like a--
1066
00:44:42,066 --> 00:44:45,029
(CALVIN SPUTTERS)
1067
00:44:45,064 --> 00:44:46,694
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1068
00:44:46,729 --> 00:44:48,793
What if I offered
you guys a truce?
1069
00:44:48,829 --> 00:44:51,158
Y'all like smoking weed, right?
1070
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:57,155
(CHOIR VOCALIZES)
1071
00:45:04,153 --> 00:45:06,816
(ALL LAUGHING)
1072
00:45:10,183 --> 00:45:11,647
- Okay.
1073
00:45:12,748 --> 00:45:14,145
- Okay, okay.
1074
00:45:14,181 --> 00:45:15,911
Now we do business.
1075
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,032
Hey, this is my design.
1076
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,931
- Your design?
1077
00:45:38,966 --> 00:45:41,796
- This college kid, he
come into my tattoo shop.
1078
00:45:41,831 --> 00:45:43,761
He say, "I want cool
Russian tattoo."
1079
00:45:43,797 --> 00:45:46,993
But **** this guy, so
I designed weak dick.
1080
00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:49,924
He must like, he
put on weed jar.
1081
00:45:49,959 --> 00:45:51,923
- And what's the
name of this kid?
1082
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,989
- I don't know, but he have
1083
00:45:54,024 --> 00:45:57,120
red-black sweatshirt
with pussy on it.
1084
00:45:57,156 --> 00:45:58,353
Pussy cat.
1085
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:01,351
- South Atlanta
College, right, yeah.
1086
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:03,117
- I think we're going
to school after all.
1087
00:46:03,152 --> 00:46:04,816
- You're not going anywhere.
1088
00:46:04,851 --> 00:46:06,314
- Okay.
- Oh.
1089
00:46:07,483 --> 00:46:09,313
- What's going on here?
1090
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:14,077
- We give you good information,
now you give me something.
1091
00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,077
I want her.
1092
00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:17,409
- Me?
1093
00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:20,906
- You are classy hot,
not like other girls.
1094
00:46:20,941 --> 00:46:22,439
I want to see you dance.
1095
00:46:22,474 --> 00:46:25,437
- [BOGDAN] I would
like to see her, too.
1096
00:46:25,472 --> 00:46:27,935
- [IRENA] You work for me now.
1097
00:46:30,836 --> 00:46:32,767
- We need a plan.
1098
00:46:32,802 --> 00:46:34,798
We gotta get up
outta here, y'all.
1099
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,097
- [ALICIA] Calm
down, I got this.
1100
00:46:37,133 --> 00:46:40,362
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
1101
00:46:48,092 --> 00:46:49,956
- Your girl done did this
before, yes she have.
1102
00:46:49,991 --> 00:46:51,056
- Man, shut up, dog.
1103
00:46:51,091 --> 00:46:52,888
- [WOMAN] Go Alicia!
1104
00:46:57,653 --> 00:46:59,817
- [BOGDAN] Irena, Irena!
1105
00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:00,883
- Damn.
1106
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,049
- Run!
1107
00:47:03,017 --> 00:47:05,947
- You crazy, the hell rose you?
1108
00:47:05,982 --> 00:47:10,844
(GANGSTERS SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1109
00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:15,375
Come on, y'all.
- Let's go.
1110
00:47:16,976 --> 00:47:18,806
- What is you doing?
- Come on!
1111
00:47:18,842 --> 00:47:20,072
- [CALVIN] Let's go!
1112
00:47:20,108 --> 00:47:22,903
(DOOR RATTLING)
1113
00:47:25,071 --> 00:47:26,735
Girl, what was you
doing in there?
1114
00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:28,633
- [ALICIA] You said
we needed a plan!
1115
00:47:28,669 --> 00:47:32,932
- [ROGER] We didn't say kick
the Russian in the head.
1116
00:47:46,093 --> 00:47:48,723
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1117
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,549
- [CALVIN] Ooh, damn, girl.
1118
00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:03,348
- Yo, I just feel
like, we've been such
1119
00:48:03,382 --> 00:48:05,246
a bad influence on you,
you know what I'm saying?
1120
00:48:05,281 --> 00:48:06,845
Like, if you need
to get back to work
1121
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,278
or whatever you were doing,
1122
00:48:08,313 --> 00:48:10,409
me and my cousin, really,
we got it from here.
1123
00:48:10,445 --> 00:48:13,741
- I can't go, I literally
can't go back to work today.
1124
00:48:13,776 --> 00:48:15,440
I'm high as hell.
1125
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:18,238
- Which one of these students
do you think smoke weed?
1126
00:48:18,274 --> 00:48:19,404
- All these kids smoke weed,
1127
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,836
you're gonna have
to talk to them.
1128
00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:24,835
Just gotta know
what to say, watch.
1129
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:29,498
Football players, which one
of y'all got that weak dick?
1130
00:48:31,266 --> 00:48:32,364
Damn.
1131
00:48:32,399 --> 00:48:33,796
I didn't name it.
1132
00:48:37,263 --> 00:48:38,694
I didn't name it!
1133
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,357
- All right, it can't be
that hard to find a kid
1134
00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:46,822
who smokes weed on
a college campus.
1135
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:49,487
- I think I know somebody.
1136
00:48:49,523 --> 00:48:51,420
- Uh-uh, follow my cuz.
1137
00:48:51,455 --> 00:48:55,151
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
1138
00:48:56,252 --> 00:49:00,380
- Well, well, well, if it
ain't Robbin' and Stealin'.
1139
00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:03,146
- Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi.
1140
00:49:03,881 --> 00:49:07,310
- Oh, hey, Zesto's,
1141
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,809
what's up?
- Oh.
1142
00:49:08,844 --> 00:49:10,808
- Sorry about what
happened the other night.
1143
00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:12,373
- [MEEGAN] Hey, didn't
you get our apology joint?
1144
00:49:12,409 --> 00:49:15,339
- Yeah, I got it,
and I got fired.
1145
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,070
But it don't even
matter right now,
1146
00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:21,169
y'all need to tell me right
now, who sells this weed?
1147
00:49:21,204 --> 00:49:22,168
- Right now.
1148
00:49:25,101 --> 00:49:26,365
- We don't smoke weed.
1149
00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:27,698
- Are you serious?
1150
00:49:27,733 --> 00:49:29,197
You're gonna tell
me that right now?
1151
00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,729
With a straight face, after
we just smoked a pound
1152
00:49:30,765 --> 00:49:34,328
in the back of your
Benz the other night?
1153
00:49:34,363 --> 00:49:37,692
It was, they made me
do it, it was weird.
1154
00:49:37,727 --> 00:49:39,025
- Boy you ain't got
to explain yourself,
1155
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,191
stop acting like that.
1156
00:49:40,226 --> 00:49:41,690
- I know, I just--
- He smoke weed.
1157
00:49:41,725 --> 00:49:44,688
Listen here, chocolate,
vanilla, stop playing.
1158
00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:45,655
Where's our weed?
1159
00:49:45,690 --> 00:49:48,053
'Cause if you don't tell
us where our weed at,
1160
00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:50,451
Alicia here gonna kick
y'all ass, ain't that right?
1161
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,184
- Mm-hmm, yup, yup.
1162
00:49:53,718 --> 00:49:55,682
You don't wanna, ha.
1163
00:49:55,717 --> 00:49:57,648
Don't test me, I
already drop-kicked
1164
00:49:57,683 --> 00:50:01,811
one little goofy bird
today, just like that.
1165
00:50:01,847 --> 00:50:03,177
- She don't look crazy.
1166
00:50:03,213 --> 00:50:05,310
- Yeah, you ain't
scaring nobody.
1167
00:50:05,345 --> 00:50:08,707
Those pants are from J.Crew,
I wore them to a bar mitzvah.
1168
00:50:08,743 --> 00:50:10,806
- Oh, okay, all right.
1169
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,439
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.
1170
00:50:14,207 --> 00:50:17,203
- Look here.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1171
00:50:17,238 --> 00:50:22,000
This guy named Tobin, he's
got the best weed these days.
1172
00:50:23,035 --> 00:50:25,365
- It makes you feel like Beyonce
1173
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,663
riding a horse like, bareback.
1174
00:50:28,698 --> 00:50:30,762
- But I heard he's
like, huge and scary,
1175
00:50:30,797 --> 00:50:33,160
so I wouldn't mess with
him if I were you guys.
1176
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,659
- Don't nobody care
about that, okay?
1177
00:50:34,694 --> 00:50:37,625
I know krav maga, you
hear me, you hear me?
1178
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,290
Listen here, y'all ain't
ready for this crane.
1179
00:50:39,325 --> 00:50:42,022
- So uh, where is
this Tobin dude?
1180
00:50:42,057 --> 00:50:43,654
- He's sponsoring a
party at Theta tonight,
1181
00:50:43,689 --> 00:50:47,286
but y'all can't get in,
it's for frats only.
1182
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,751
- Plus you guys, I really
wouldn't mess with him.
1183
00:50:49,786 --> 00:50:53,349
He's like, the Soog
Knight of Atlanta.
1184
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,248
- [CALVIN AND
ROGER] Soog Knight?
1185
00:50:55,283 --> 00:50:56,747
- You mean Suge?
1186
00:50:56,782 --> 00:50:58,279
- Whatever.
1187
00:50:58,314 --> 00:51:00,445
- Ooh, y'all gotta stop
watching black movies, okay?
1188
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,310
'Cause you're ****ing
up the culture.
1189
00:51:02,346 --> 00:51:03,743
- It's like the same thing.
1190
00:51:03,777 --> 00:51:04,642
- It's okay.
1191
00:51:04,677 --> 00:51:07,074
- Come on, girl, damn.
1192
00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:09,306
♪ Boy you got a problem
better figure it out ♪
1193
00:51:09,342 --> 00:51:12,004
♪ All you selfie-taking naked
gotta watch your mouth ♪
1194
00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:15,136
♪ I'm just a Midwest player
with some balls from the south ♪
1195
00:51:15,171 --> 00:51:17,068
- Ooh, this thing lit.
1196
00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:20,000
Oh, they let everybody in here,
1197
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,265
okay, I see what's happening.
1198
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:24,331
- Where you think we
gonna find the Tobin dude?
1199
00:51:24,366 --> 00:51:27,429
- I don't know, we
gotta split up, baby.
1200
00:51:27,464 --> 00:51:29,127
I think I'm gonna go that way.
1201
00:51:29,163 --> 00:51:30,627
Ladies!
1202
00:51:30,662 --> 00:51:33,625
You ever met a guy who been
to another dimension, okay?
1203
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,257
♪ Ham, bank just dropped,
I'm about to go ham ♪
1204
00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:39,056
♪ Pretty and the fly
when they see me go ham ♪
1205
00:51:39,091 --> 00:51:41,287
♪ Shittin' too hard
for the radio ♪
1206
00:51:41,323 --> 00:51:43,953
♪ I'm about to go ham ♪
1207
00:51:43,988 --> 00:51:46,651
♪ Ham, bank just dropped
I'm about to go ham ♪
1208
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:49,217
(MAN MOANING)
1209
00:51:50,117 --> 00:51:52,647
- Damn, I should've
went to college, ooh.
1210
00:51:52,683 --> 00:51:53,947
What's up, baby?
1211
00:51:53,982 --> 00:51:55,179
Yes, yes, lady.
1212
00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:00,109
Can one of you ladies
help me find Tobin?
1213
00:52:00,145 --> 00:52:01,609
Tobin, no?
1214
00:52:01,644 --> 00:52:04,408
Ooh, girl, that's why your
wig stinks, don't do that.
1215
00:52:04,443 --> 00:52:06,273
- Hey my man, who you with?
1216
00:52:06,309 --> 00:52:09,405
- Oh, I'm looking for my boy
Tobin, you know where he at?
1217
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,136
Tobin!
- I ain't ask you all that.
1218
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,101
It's a private
party, who you with?
1219
00:52:14,137 --> 00:52:18,300
- Oh, who I'm with, I'm
from another chapter.
1220
00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:20,398
Minnesota, mm-hmm.
1221
00:52:20,433 --> 00:52:21,730
Theta all day, baby.
1222
00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:23,063
Theta all day.
1223
00:52:24,331 --> 00:52:26,961
- (LAUGHS) Hell
yeah, Theta all day.
1224
00:52:26,996 --> 00:52:29,226
Theta all day, baby, okay.
1225
00:52:29,261 --> 00:52:31,692
We 'bout to step, we
down a man, hop in.
1226
00:52:31,727 --> 00:52:32,958
- No, I got asthma,
I can't really--
1227
00:52:32,993 --> 00:52:34,257
- [FRAT GUY] Hop in, bro.
1228
00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:36,089
- Let me go use the bathroom.
- Hey yo, we got one.
1229
00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:39,087
- [CALVIN] Okay, later, later.
1230
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,886
- So, you got a man?
1231
00:52:41,821 --> 00:52:44,385
- Roger, do you really think
I'd be here if I had a man?
1232
00:52:44,419 --> 00:52:46,250
- Yo, I'm just asking.
1233
00:52:48,118 --> 00:52:51,114
- I love this song,
let's go dance.
1234
00:52:51,149 --> 00:52:53,546
- Don't kick me in the head.
1235
00:52:54,613 --> 00:52:57,210
♪ Who told you you could
walk in here like that ♪
1236
00:52:57,245 --> 00:52:59,376
♪ Who told you you could
light up this room like that ♪
1237
00:52:59,411 --> 00:53:01,941
♪ Who told you you could kill
all these girls like that ♪
1238
00:53:01,976 --> 00:53:04,239
♪ And every time they here you
know you got that kickback ♪
1239
00:53:04,275 --> 00:53:06,571
♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪
1240
00:53:06,606 --> 00:53:08,937
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1241
00:53:08,972 --> 00:53:11,202
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1242
00:53:11,237 --> 00:53:14,667
♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪
1243
00:53:14,702 --> 00:53:16,266
- [CALVIN] Uh-uh man,
what y'all doing?
1244
00:53:16,301 --> 00:53:17,565
Come on, get off me, brother.
1245
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,063
I ain't come here for that.
1246
00:53:20,099 --> 00:53:20,997
- Yeah.
1247
00:53:23,063 --> 00:53:27,193
- [FRAT GUY] Right now,
this is where you wanna go?
1248
00:53:32,958 --> 00:53:35,221
- [CALVIN] I got it,
I got the wing, girl.
1249
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:38,319
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
1250
00:53:46,217 --> 00:53:48,847
All right, I cover y'all back.
1251
00:53:50,115 --> 00:53:51,945
I'll be in the back.
1252
00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:05,037
Oh, you people are crazy.
1253
00:54:05,073 --> 00:54:07,969
- [CROWD] Theta
flip, Theta flip!
1254
00:54:11,202 --> 00:54:13,533
- Come on bro, Theta
flip, let's go, I got you.
1255
00:54:13,568 --> 00:54:15,664
- I got asthma,
don't make me flip.
1256
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,197
It ain't good for my heart.
1257
00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:19,330
- [CROWD] Theta
flip, Theta flip!
1258
00:54:19,364 --> 00:54:21,294
Theta flip, Theta flip!
1259
00:54:26,061 --> 00:54:29,556
(CROWD GROANS)
- Ow!
1260
00:54:29,592 --> 00:54:31,156
I'm good.
1261
00:54:31,191 --> 00:54:32,489
- Damn.
1262
00:54:32,524 --> 00:54:35,220
- No harm, no foul,
all right, I'm okay.
1263
00:54:35,255 --> 00:54:38,119
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
1264
00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:45,181
- It's our founding
brother's ashes.
1265
00:54:45,217 --> 00:54:46,646
- You said it's who?
1266
00:54:46,682 --> 00:54:50,245
- [FRAT GUY] Our founding
brother's ashes, man!
1267
00:54:52,545 --> 00:54:54,309
- I got dead people all over me.
1268
00:54:54,344 --> 00:54:56,008
- Yo, that ain't no damn Theta.
1269
00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:57,474
Stomp that bitch.
1270
00:55:03,872 --> 00:55:04,903
- Move, they're trying
to kill me, move.
1271
00:55:05,938 --> 00:55:08,367
Let's find somewhere to hide.
1272
00:55:10,469 --> 00:55:11,998
Oh yeah, let's hide in here.
1273
00:55:12,034 --> 00:55:14,164
Can I join y'all?
- Come on.
1274
00:55:16,431 --> 00:55:18,062
(DOGS BARKING)
1275
00:55:18,098 --> 00:55:18,961
- Oh.
- Oh.
1276
00:55:22,095 --> 00:55:23,159
That is wrong.
1277
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:26,357
- You just need Jesus.
- Come on, cuz.
1278
00:55:27,459 --> 00:55:28,889
- [FRAT BROTHER]
Get back here, punk.
1279
00:55:28,925 --> 00:55:30,887
- [MAN] Where they
at, where they at?
1280
00:55:30,923 --> 00:55:32,886
- [FRAT BROTHER]
Check all the rooms.
1281
00:55:32,922 --> 00:55:34,386
- Man, I told you, stay low.
1282
00:55:34,421 --> 00:55:35,819
Now what we supposed to do,
1283
00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:37,751
tell me how we're supposed
to find Tobin now.
1284
00:55:37,786 --> 00:55:38,716
- [FRAT BROTHER]
Hey yo, let's go see
1285
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,881
if Tobin got any more of
that killer weed, man.
1286
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:44,946
- See, I told you
we gonna be straight.
1287
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:50,077
(CALVIN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1288
00:55:50,112 --> 00:55:54,108
(COUGHS) Yep, that's our weed.
1289
00:55:54,843 --> 00:55:56,807
- [FRAT BROTHER] It's
a security breach.
1290
00:55:56,841 --> 00:56:00,970
Some scrawny dude with no
dance skills and his friends.
1291
00:56:01,006 --> 00:56:02,969
- Scrawny dude,
I'll fight that--
1292
00:56:03,005 --> 00:56:04,035
- Wait a minute,
can't just go in there
1293
00:56:04,071 --> 00:56:05,734
all maniac style like that.
1294
00:56:05,769 --> 00:56:07,733
We need to have a plan first.
1295
00:56:07,768 --> 00:56:09,498
What weed we got left?
1296
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,065
- We ain't got no
damn weed, Roger.
1297
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,364
We ain't nothing but shake.
1298
00:56:12,399 --> 00:56:13,897
- Hold up, remember
when we was kids
1299
00:56:13,931 --> 00:56:15,362
and we had no weed then,
1300
00:56:15,397 --> 00:56:17,994
we snuck up on my mom,
take all the little roaches
1301
00:56:18,029 --> 00:56:21,392
and shake, put it together,
and make a super joint.
1302
00:56:21,428 --> 00:56:22,324
- I see what you're going for.
1303
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,891
- [CALVIN AND ROGER]
It's Captain Planet.
1304
00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:25,057
- Call on him.
- Let's do it.
1305
00:56:25,092 --> 00:56:26,489
- Mr. Planet sir,
we call on you today
1306
00:56:26,525 --> 00:56:28,055
because we need your
help more than ever.
1307
00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:29,887
We was wondering if
you could slide down
1308
00:56:29,922 --> 00:56:31,719
and help us out with
some of that good-good.
1309
00:56:31,754 --> 00:56:32,786
- He ain't pick up,
hang up the phone.
1310
00:56:32,821 --> 00:56:33,684
- Leave a message.
1311
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,317
- Come on, let's go.
1312
00:56:35,353 --> 00:56:38,648
(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1313
00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:57,338
- [CALVIN] Thank you, brother.
1314
00:56:59,072 --> 00:57:00,835
(CHOIR VOCALIZES)
1315
00:57:00,871 --> 00:57:05,034
- [ROGER] (coughing)
That's it, bro.
1316
00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:06,333
- Are you guys okay?
1317
00:57:06,368 --> 00:57:08,965
- It's (COUGHS)
part of the process.
1318
00:57:08,999 --> 00:57:10,697
Trust me.
1319
00:57:10,732 --> 00:57:13,395
(CALVIN BABBLES)
1320
00:57:17,861 --> 00:57:19,958
- [CALVIN] Goddammit.
1321
00:57:19,993 --> 00:57:22,323
I'm okay, I'm all right.
1322
00:57:22,358 --> 00:57:23,956
- Damn fool.
1323
00:57:23,991 --> 00:57:25,322
- [CALVIN] All right,
now everybody be cool,
1324
00:57:25,357 --> 00:57:26,321
don't nobody make a move.
1325
00:57:26,356 --> 00:57:28,320
- Y'all didn't have to
kick the door in, man.
1326
00:57:28,355 --> 00:57:29,452
It was open.
1327
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:31,318
- Boy, if you don't get your
Missy Elliott-body-having
1328
00:57:31,353 --> 00:57:34,316
ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh.
1329
00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:37,015
I'm talking about
big top, little leg.
1330
00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:38,947
Look at him, you should've
joined a sorority,
1331
00:57:38,982 --> 00:57:40,079
'cause you know why, you got
1332
00:57:40,115 --> 00:57:41,945
♪ Titties ♪
1333
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,411
- Get his ass.
1334
00:57:43,446 --> 00:57:45,843
- Boy look at you, you got
a check on your forehead.
1335
00:57:45,878 --> 00:57:47,675
I bet your tattoo artist
in the third grade.
1336
00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:49,108
Good check, ugly.
1337
00:57:49,143 --> 00:57:50,806
- Get his ass.
1338
00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,106
We didn't come here to play.
1339
00:57:52,141 --> 00:57:54,338
- Right.
- Where's Tobin?
1340
00:57:54,374 --> 00:57:57,069
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
1341
00:57:57,105 --> 00:57:59,102
- Sup, bitches.
1342
00:57:59,137 --> 00:58:00,768
- Wait a minute.
- Oh hell no.
1343
00:58:00,803 --> 00:58:01,734
- I know you ain't Tobin.
1344
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:04,932
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
1345
00:58:04,967 --> 00:58:06,764
- Give us our weed
back, white boy.
1346
00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,762
- No, no, I'm not
giving anything back.
1347
00:58:09,797 --> 00:58:11,761
I've learned an
important lesson.
1348
00:58:11,796 --> 00:58:14,293
That lesson is when
you have amazing weed,
1349
00:58:14,328 --> 00:58:16,425
everybody's nice to you.
1350
00:58:16,461 --> 00:58:19,790
Even if you're a
nerdy white virgin.
1351
00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:23,288
I'm not a virgin,
I've had so much sex.
1352
00:58:23,323 --> 00:58:25,053
- No, no, I know
another lesson your ass
1353
00:58:25,089 --> 00:58:27,819
about to learn today,
little virgin white boy.
1354
00:58:27,854 --> 00:58:30,384
When you steal people's
shit, it's repercussion.
1355
00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:32,782
We coming back to cap that ass.
1356
00:58:32,818 --> 00:58:34,382
Alicia, whup his ass.
- Wait,
1357
00:58:34,416 --> 00:58:36,081
can we not go there again?
1358
00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:37,913
- Hell yeah, and
another thing is,
1359
00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:40,378
that tattoo you got on your arm?
1360
00:58:40,413 --> 00:58:42,776
It actually says weak dick.
1361
00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:44,775
- What?
(CALVIN LAUGHS)
1362
00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:47,407
No, no, the tattoo artist
said it meant cool sex guy.
1363
00:58:47,443 --> 00:58:49,373
- Oh, sweetie.
1364
00:58:49,408 --> 00:58:50,938
- Get the hell out of my party!
1365
00:58:50,974 --> 00:58:53,037
Yo, I'm king of this frat now.
1366
00:58:53,073 --> 00:58:54,270
- What?
- What?
1367
00:58:54,305 --> 00:58:56,269
- What?
- What the hell you just say?
1368
00:58:56,304 --> 00:58:58,901
- I'm just, I'm
playing, it's a joke.
1369
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:00,366
- Wait a minute,
everybody shut up.
1370
00:59:00,401 --> 00:59:02,232
Everybody pause, stay there.
1371
00:59:02,267 --> 00:59:03,597
You know what, I'm
tired of y'all.
1372
00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,630
We superheroes,
and you know what?
1373
00:59:05,665 --> 00:59:07,762
When our superpowers kick in,
1374
00:59:07,798 --> 00:59:11,627
♪ Ain't no telling
what we gon' do ♪
1375
00:59:11,662 --> 00:59:12,926
You don't wanna see this.
1376
00:59:12,962 --> 00:59:15,258
Uh, Roger, what's
your superpower,
1377
00:59:15,293 --> 00:59:16,957
'cause I think mine diarrhea.
1378
00:59:16,992 --> 00:59:19,855
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1379
00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:30,549
- What is he doing?
1380
00:59:42,311 --> 00:59:45,674
(ALICIA GASPS)
- What?
1381
00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:51,736
- What happened?
1382
00:59:53,604 --> 00:59:54,901
I smell dookie.
1383
00:59:54,937 --> 00:59:56,367
- You don't need to
worry about that.
1384
00:59:56,403 --> 00:59:57,500
Uh-huh, did y'all see that?
1385
00:59:57,535 --> 01:00:00,332
Did you see that, did you
saw that masterpiece, huh?
1386
01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:01,298
We ain't playing no games,
1387
01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:03,930
no telling what we do
when our powers kick in.
1388
01:00:03,965 --> 01:00:08,227
- Yo, that's not our
Weed Bible, look at this.
1389
01:00:08,262 --> 01:00:09,893
- [CALVIN] Kama
Sutra for Small Men?
1390
01:00:09,929 --> 01:00:10,825
- Give me my book back.
1391
01:00:10,861 --> 01:00:11,925
- Oh.
- Whoa.
1392
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,990
- She be hitting
you from the back?
1393
01:00:14,026 --> 01:00:15,590
- That's normal.
1394
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,821
- What you got going on, what
kinda fraternity is this?
1395
01:00:18,790 --> 01:00:20,253
- Where's our Weed Bible?
1396
01:00:20,289 --> 01:00:23,219
- I don't know what that
is, I just bought your weed.
1397
01:00:23,254 --> 01:00:24,984
Some dude sold it
to me for cheap.
1398
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:26,650
- What dude?
1399
01:00:26,685 --> 01:00:31,214
- I don't know, some dude
going on about a booty cloud.
1400
01:00:31,815 --> 01:00:33,646
- [CALVIN AND ROGER] Big Bang.
1401
01:00:33,681 --> 01:00:35,845
- [CALVIN] He can have that.
1402
01:00:36,779 --> 01:00:41,841
- Now we smoke our finest
brother's ashes in his memory.
1403
01:00:45,874 --> 01:00:47,305
- [GHOST] Thetas.
1404
01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:48,304
- Oh.
1405
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:52,568
- I guess smoking dead
people really works.
1406
01:00:52,603 --> 01:00:56,499
- What's up, negros? (LAUGHS)
1407
01:01:01,531 --> 01:01:03,662
in downtown Atlanta,
brought to you by Fye.
1408
01:01:03,697 --> 01:01:07,260
It's the future of high,
it's Fye, launching tomorrow.
1409
01:01:07,295 --> 01:01:09,292
- [RADIO DJ] I know
everybody's excited about that.
1410
01:01:13,225 --> 01:01:16,255
- Trap house, there's
so many wonderful things
1411
01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:19,619
I could say about you,
but I don't feel like it.
1412
01:01:19,654 --> 01:01:21,818
- Big Bang, where's
our Weed Bible?
1413
01:01:21,853 --> 01:01:23,850
- What, what you talking about?
1414
01:01:23,886 --> 01:01:26,648
- We know you got it,
because Tobin told us.
1415
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,847
- So Tobin told you
I had the bible,
1416
01:01:27,883 --> 01:01:29,779
so just 'cause Tobin told you
something, you believe Tobin?
1417
01:01:29,815 --> 01:01:30,913
- Where the bible at?
1418
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,678
- Okay, all right,
yeah, I got it.
1419
01:01:32,714 --> 01:01:33,844
All right, I sold him some weed
1420
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,643
and I ain't got
none of the rest,
1421
01:01:35,678 --> 01:01:37,142
and I ain't got your bible no
more, either, sold that too.
1422
01:01:37,178 --> 01:01:38,641
- To who?
1423
01:01:38,676 --> 01:01:39,708
- I don't know,
some white people.
1424
01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:40,407
White people wanna buy
stuff, you sell it to 'em.
1425
01:01:40,443 --> 01:01:42,639
Some company called (STUTTERS)
1426
01:01:42,674 --> 01:01:44,771
- Verdant Biokinetics?
1427
01:01:44,807 --> 01:01:45,937
- That, say it again.
1428
01:01:45,973 --> 01:01:47,636
- Verdant Biokinetics.
1429
01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:48,768
- Yeah, that's them
right there, man.
1430
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:50,568
They were all in
a panic to get it.
1431
01:01:50,604 --> 01:01:51,933
They almost ripped my
arm apart, some of 'em.
1432
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,100
We all need it, we all need it.
1433
01:01:53,135 --> 01:01:56,232
And they paid me a lot of
money, that's how I'm retiring.
1434
01:01:56,267 --> 01:01:58,730
Big Bang outta here, ha, bang.
1435
01:01:58,765 --> 01:02:00,928
- What would a big tech
lab want with our weed?
1436
01:02:00,964 --> 01:02:02,760
- I don't know, they said
they gonna make some like,
1437
01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:04,227
smart blunt, that's
what it was called.
1438
01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:07,124
Fye, and it was fye,
too, they let me try it.
1439
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,123
It was amazing, nice clean burn,
1440
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,622
fruity flavors, I
think it's the future.
1441
01:02:11,657 --> 01:02:14,221
Although the comedown, it's
a little bad, little shaky,
1442
01:02:14,256 --> 01:02:16,619
but hey, more weed
better than no weed,
1443
01:02:16,654 --> 01:02:17,552
you know what I'm saying?
1444
01:02:17,588 --> 01:02:19,651
And they white people,
why not trust 'em?
1445
01:02:19,687 --> 01:02:22,116
- And you ain't know
nothing about this?
1446
01:02:22,152 --> 01:02:24,149
- I know they've been developing
something for a while now,
1447
01:02:24,183 --> 01:02:26,780
but I don't know what that has
to do with your Weed Bible.
1448
01:02:26,815 --> 01:02:29,779
- Grow house, the Weed Bible,
1449
01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:32,710
how you even know
about all that?
1450
01:02:33,579 --> 01:02:37,241
- Man, I've been banging
your mama for months now.
1451
01:02:37,276 --> 01:02:38,640
(ALICIA GASPS)
1452
01:02:38,676 --> 01:02:40,606
I saw everything.
1453
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,537
(ROGER'S MOM MOANING)
1454
01:02:42,573 --> 01:02:44,137
- Bro, who up there
smashing yo mama, bro?
1455
01:02:44,172 --> 01:02:47,202
- I don't know and I don't
wanna know, man, turn this up.
1456
01:02:47,237 --> 01:02:49,600
- [ROGER'S MOM] Ooh
baby, look at him.
1457
01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:51,233
- Turn up the TV, man, come on.
1458
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,599
I don't wanna hear that.
1459
01:02:52,634 --> 01:02:54,797
- Bang, bang, bang, bang,
1460
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,596
bang.
- That was you?
1461
01:02:56,631 --> 01:02:57,762
- Man, don't act so surprised.
1462
01:02:57,797 --> 01:02:59,861
I done told you a million times.
1463
01:02:59,896 --> 01:03:01,760
- I thought those were
just yo mama jokes.
1464
01:03:01,795 --> 01:03:03,792
Wait, so, you taught
me how to ride a bike.
1465
01:03:03,828 --> 01:03:06,590
It was at my fifth
birthday party.
1466
01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:07,723
Are you my daddy?
1467
01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:09,522
- Hell no, I ain't
your daddy, boy.
1468
01:03:09,558 --> 01:03:10,721
- Thank god.
- Look at me.
1469
01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:12,587
- He's got a point,
he got light skin
1470
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:13,586
and you black as hell.
1471
01:03:13,621 --> 01:03:14,519
- I was just being nice to you.
1472
01:03:14,555 --> 01:03:15,585
That's what you do,
you be nice to the kid
1473
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:18,750
to get close to the mama,
and she let me hit it.
1474
01:03:18,785 --> 01:03:20,782
- [ROGER'S MOM] I heard that.
1475
01:03:20,818 --> 01:03:22,848
- Damn, your mama
got some ears on her.
1476
01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,780
- [ROGER AND CALVIN] We know.
1477
01:03:24,816 --> 01:03:27,179
- There she is, baby, ha!
1478
01:03:27,214 --> 01:03:29,577
So fine walking
down those stairs.
1479
01:03:29,612 --> 01:03:31,576
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.
1480
01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:32,575
You smell good.
1481
01:03:32,610 --> 01:03:33,775
- I know.
1482
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,772
Roger, listen, I told Bang to
get your butt out that gang.
1483
01:03:37,808 --> 01:03:39,071
- Had to do it.
1484
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,538
- And you, ooh.
1485
01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,702
- Did I do good,
1486
01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:44,735
did I do?
- You did good, baby.
1487
01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:46,134
Ooh!
- Oh my god.
1488
01:03:47,235 --> 01:03:49,166
Mom, I can't unsee
stuff like that.
1489
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:51,064
- Unsee this too.
1490
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:55,529
(ROGER'S MOM
SHRIEKING EXCITEDLY)
1491
01:03:55,564 --> 01:03:56,694
You want to see it again?
- No, I don't want
1492
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:57,860
to see it ever.
- I got tapes.
1493
01:03:57,896 --> 01:03:59,160
You should see the other stuff.
1494
01:03:59,195 --> 01:04:00,659
- Bang, why am I still carrying
1495
01:04:00,694 --> 01:04:01,626
this darn suitcase?
- I don't know,
1496
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:03,191
but you shouldn't carry
nothing but my heart.
1497
01:04:03,226 --> 01:04:04,690
- And where's that whip of yours
1498
01:04:04,726 --> 01:04:06,689
you keep telling me about,
it's a quarter past.
1499
01:04:06,724 --> 01:04:08,522
- Bang, there it is
right there, look at it.
1500
01:04:08,557 --> 01:04:11,153
- Ooh, we done came up, baby.
1501
01:04:11,188 --> 01:04:13,485
- Bang ain't playing
no games, got to go.
1502
01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:14,018
- Open my door for me, honey.
1503
01:04:14,053 --> 01:04:15,151
- [BIG BANG] I will.
1504
01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:16,717
- I'll be back in two weeks.
1505
01:04:16,752 --> 01:04:19,548
Don't you drink up
all my Fanta, boy.
1506
01:04:19,583 --> 01:04:21,047
Hey Daddy, honey.
- You get in there, sweetie.
1507
01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:23,579
- Oh, lemme get in here, ooh.
1508
01:04:23,615 --> 01:04:24,678
Get in, baby.
1509
01:04:25,713 --> 01:04:27,177
Work that thing, babe.
1510
01:04:27,212 --> 01:04:28,543
- Bye, bitches.
1511
01:04:28,578 --> 01:04:29,542
We rolling.
1512
01:04:32,576 --> 01:04:34,507
- Wow, so that's that.
1513
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,003
- So um, this is
where you guys live?
1514
01:04:40,172 --> 01:04:41,535
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1515
01:04:41,570 --> 01:04:42,435
- Okay.
1516
01:04:42,470 --> 01:04:44,167
- If Big Bang took
our bible and sold it
1517
01:04:44,202 --> 01:04:45,733
to that tech company,
I'm thinking,
1518
01:04:45,769 --> 01:04:47,032
let's just go get it back.
1519
01:04:47,068 --> 01:04:48,698
I mean, Alicia, you
work there, right?
1520
01:04:48,733 --> 01:04:50,131
So I'm sure it's no
problem with getting
1521
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:52,662
the CEO to hear us out, right?
1522
01:04:54,663 --> 01:04:56,527
- Well, hold on, guys.
1523
01:04:56,562 --> 01:04:57,659
Today's been...
1524
01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,657
I don't even know what today's
been, but I can't do that.
1525
01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:04,123
We're talking about my job
here, my whole career, no.
1526
01:05:04,158 --> 01:05:05,522
- So now you're
a corporate girl.
1527
01:05:05,557 --> 01:05:06,688
Thought that place
stressed you out.
1528
01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:07,787
- Yeah well Roger, no offense,
1529
01:05:07,822 --> 01:05:08,786
but you wouldn't
know the first thing
1530
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:10,119
about holding down a job.
1531
01:05:10,154 --> 01:05:11,518
- Yeah, I wouldn't know
1532
01:05:11,553 --> 01:05:12,051
the first thing, huh.
- I worked my ass off
1533
01:05:12,086 --> 01:05:13,517
to get to where I am,
1534
01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:15,016
and I put it all on
the line for you today.
1535
01:05:15,052 --> 01:05:17,548
- Just 'cause you work
at some big fancy job,
1536
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:19,114
that don't mean you
better than anybody.
1537
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:20,779
I ain't no bum.
1538
01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:21,712
- Okay, well why don't you just
1539
01:05:21,748 --> 01:05:23,112
say what you really mean, then.
1540
01:05:23,147 --> 01:05:25,111
- What I'm saying is,
you look real strange
1541
01:05:25,146 --> 01:05:27,542
working for them people
that stole our stuff.
1542
01:05:27,578 --> 01:05:29,007
I'm just trying to figure
out what side you're on,
1543
01:05:29,043 --> 01:05:32,972
'cause right now you're
looking like the feds.
1544
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,736
- Okay, what I'm not
gonna do is this, so bye.
1545
01:05:39,671 --> 01:05:40,801
- Bye.
- Bye.
1546
01:05:40,837 --> 01:05:42,533
- Bye.
- Bye!
1547
01:05:42,569 --> 01:05:45,631
- Bye.
♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪
1548
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,664
Hell's she saying.
1549
01:05:47,699 --> 01:05:50,096
Talking all that,
where you going, cuz?
1550
01:05:50,131 --> 01:05:52,427
- I gotta fix this,
cuz, you know that.
1551
01:05:52,463 --> 01:05:53,693
- Goddamn.
1552
01:05:53,729 --> 01:05:56,093
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1553
01:05:56,128 --> 01:05:58,691
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1554
01:05:58,727 --> 01:06:02,489
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1555
01:06:02,524 --> 01:06:04,421
♪ Hey ♪
1556
01:06:06,022 --> 01:06:08,685
- Uh-huh, that smells
real familiar, ma'am.
1557
01:06:08,721 --> 01:06:11,483
Why aren't you smoking
your little Fye?
1558
01:06:11,518 --> 01:06:12,682
- I'm sorry, can I help you?
1559
01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:17,413
Oh, you're Alicia's
community guys, supposedly.
1560
01:06:17,449 --> 01:06:18,746
- Yeah, and that's our weed.
1561
01:06:18,781 --> 01:06:20,478
- Oh, well congratulations.
1562
01:06:20,513 --> 01:06:21,677
My complements to the chef.
1563
01:06:21,713 --> 01:06:23,976
This is the best
weed I've ever had.
1564
01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:26,607
You're doing a service
to your community.
1565
01:06:26,643 --> 01:06:28,441
My assistant got
this off the streets,
1566
01:06:28,476 --> 01:06:30,006
he got your little
cookbook, too.
1567
01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,639
So there won't be
any more of this.
1568
01:06:31,673 --> 01:06:33,570
- So you got our Weed Bible.
1569
01:06:33,605 --> 01:06:36,669
- Through a subcontractor,
so it's all legit.
1570
01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:39,600
- Big Bang is not no
damn subcontractor, okay?
1571
01:06:39,636 --> 01:06:41,566
He stole that from
us, it's not legit.
1572
01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:44,464
- Oh, that sounds
like a you problem.
1573
01:06:44,499 --> 01:06:46,496
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Sorry, my ride is here.
1574
01:06:46,532 --> 01:06:48,729
My assistant, Hayes.
1575
01:06:48,763 --> 01:06:52,060
- Hayes, how could you
do this to us, bruh?
1576
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,092
- Sorry, bruh, I'm
up for a promotion.
1577
01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:55,458
- I should've dropped
your ass home.
1578
01:06:55,493 --> 01:06:57,457
- You should've binbied his ass.
1579
01:06:57,492 --> 01:06:59,456
- Oh, we didn't
just buy your weed.
1580
01:06:59,491 --> 01:07:01,055
We bought everybody's weed
1581
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:04,086
and what we couldn't
buy, we just took.
1582
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:06,651
So the town is thirsty now,
1583
01:07:06,687 --> 01:07:10,582
and guess who has the
cool, refreshing answer?
1584
01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,381
Fye.
1585
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:14,647
- Man, what you know about Fye?
1586
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,979
- Oh, well according to
the Urban Dictionary,
1587
01:07:17,014 --> 01:07:22,575
fye is slang for fire,
as in, Fye is on fire.
1588
01:07:22,611 --> 01:07:24,608
- Yo, I knew all that
woke **** was fake.
1589
01:07:24,643 --> 01:07:25,573
- Who me, fake?
1590
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:29,039
Oh believe me, I am 100% woke.
1591
01:07:29,074 --> 01:07:32,037
You should be thanking me,
I did you people a favor.
1592
01:07:32,072 --> 01:07:33,436
- You people?
1593
01:07:33,471 --> 01:07:35,068
- Fye has all the
benefits of marijuana
1594
01:07:35,103 --> 01:07:38,400
while speaking to
the modern consumer.
1595
01:07:38,435 --> 01:07:43,031
Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all
your contacts, and it's legal.
1596
01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:45,696
There isn't gonna be a stoner
in Atlanta without one,
1597
01:07:45,730 --> 01:07:47,961
and then the rest
of the country.
1598
01:07:47,996 --> 01:07:51,425
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1599
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,557
- I knew you was a
snake woman, I knew it.
1600
01:07:53,593 --> 01:07:55,423
- Damn braids, man.
1601
01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,622
- Aw, sorry, not sorry.
1602
01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:59,554
I have a launch
to get ready for.
1603
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:02,386
Fye is the future of relaxation.
1604
01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:06,450
Here gentlemen, try some.
1605
01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:08,615
Much love, brothers.
1606
01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:10,414
(CALVIN MUTTERING ANGRILY)
1607
01:08:10,449 --> 01:08:12,446
- Fire her ass up.
1608
01:08:12,482 --> 01:08:13,679
- [ANA] Let's go, Hayes.
1609
01:08:20,610 --> 01:08:23,374
- Yo man, I just
can't catch a break.
1610
01:08:23,409 --> 01:08:25,539
It don't make no sense.
1611
01:08:25,574 --> 01:08:28,504
- Man, to be honest,
cuz, forget the weed,
1612
01:08:28,539 --> 01:08:30,702
forget the Bible, we might
as well just start over,
1613
01:08:30,738 --> 01:08:33,534
get a brand new hustle.
1614
01:08:33,570 --> 01:08:36,499
- Nah man, I'm tired of
starting over with you.
1615
01:08:36,534 --> 01:08:37,598
It don't work.
1616
01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:39,331
We wouldn't even be selling weed
1617
01:08:39,367 --> 01:08:42,262
if you would've just
showed up at the bank, dog.
1618
01:08:42,298 --> 01:08:45,394
- Man, I been hustling to
help you with your dreams.
1619
01:08:45,429 --> 01:08:47,493
I don't give a damn
about no snacks.
1620
01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:50,225
I'm just trying to be
a good cousin, bruh.
1621
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:51,358
And you know what, you
gonna stop blaming me
1622
01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:56,521
for all your problems that
go wrong in your life, man.
1623
01:08:57,589 --> 01:08:58,519
- I know you're not
finna smoke that.
1624
01:08:58,555 --> 01:09:00,518
- Oh, this getting smoked.
1625
01:09:07,217 --> 01:09:10,013
(ROGER SNORING)
1626
01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:13,411
- [FLY GIRL] Shoot, my
wig goddamn came off.
1627
01:09:13,447 --> 01:09:16,276
- Boy, you need to
clean this room up.
1628
01:09:16,311 --> 01:09:18,375
- Yo, look at Roger
over here sleeping.
1629
01:09:18,410 --> 01:09:21,174
Waste our time, let's get him.
1630
01:09:22,941 --> 01:09:24,339
- Baby Powder, what the
hell you doing here?
1631
01:09:24,374 --> 01:09:26,004
- We heard about the Bible.
1632
01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:27,370
- [FLY GIRL] Mm-hmm.
1633
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:31,168
- I did what you said
but it's gone now.
1634
01:09:31,203 --> 01:09:33,399
- It's gone.
- I let y'all down.
1635
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:36,098
- You didn't let us down.
1636
01:09:36,133 --> 01:09:37,331
You let the people down.
1637
01:09:37,366 --> 01:09:38,331
- The people.
1638
01:09:38,365 --> 01:09:40,096
- You screwed up.
1639
01:09:40,131 --> 01:09:42,328
I oughta knock the
green juice outta--
1640
01:09:42,363 --> 01:09:44,027
- Thanks.
1641
01:09:44,062 --> 01:09:46,092
That was helping me a lot,
making me feel better.
1642
01:09:46,127 --> 01:09:47,358
- Let me explain
something to you,
1643
01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,357
see the Europeans--
- School him.
1644
01:09:49,392 --> 01:09:51,323
- They took the weed
and they gentrified it.
1645
01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:52,988
- The saltine crackers.
1646
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,155
- They came in and mixed it up,
1647
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:55,354
put their own bells
and whistles on it,
1648
01:09:55,389 --> 01:09:57,153
man, and made it they own.
1649
01:09:57,188 --> 01:09:59,318
- You listening?
- And you gotta stop them.
1650
01:09:59,353 --> 01:10:00,984
- How?
1651
01:10:01,019 --> 01:10:03,382
The weed you gave me
gave me superpowers, man.
1652
01:10:03,418 --> 01:10:06,913
Without that, I'm just
a broke-ass stoner.
1653
01:10:06,949 --> 01:10:08,013
- Yeah, that's true.
- Boy, that weed
1654
01:10:08,049 --> 01:10:10,211
didn't give you no superpowers.
1655
01:10:10,247 --> 01:10:12,210
- Boy, you not a
part of the Avengers.
1656
01:10:12,246 --> 01:10:14,343
Ain't no Black
Panther up in you.
1657
01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:15,975
(BABY POWDER GROWLS)
1658
01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:16,974
But he right.
1659
01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:17,941
- But how?
1660
01:10:19,075 --> 01:10:20,872
I don't understand.
1661
01:10:20,907 --> 01:10:22,271
- You were just high.
1662
01:10:22,307 --> 01:10:25,170
None of that **** was real other
than what you was thinking.
1663
01:10:25,204 --> 01:10:28,302
- [FLY GIRL] Boy,
just think about it.
1664
01:10:32,334 --> 01:10:35,031
(MCMULLEN GROANS)
1665
01:10:35,066 --> 01:10:36,330
- [CALVIN] Goddamn!
1666
01:10:37,364 --> 01:10:41,260
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1667
01:10:47,192 --> 01:10:52,154
- [BABY POWDER] That weed
ain't get you no superpowers.
1668
01:10:53,088 --> 01:10:54,920
- What the hell's he doing?
1669
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,150
- All that other **** that
you thought was happening,
1670
01:10:59,185 --> 01:11:01,116
that wasn't real.
- Duh.
1671
01:11:01,151 --> 01:11:03,281
- Yes, you were just high.
- Just high.
1672
01:11:03,316 --> 01:11:06,146
- The point is,
it's not the weed,
1673
01:11:06,181 --> 01:11:08,145
it's you.
- It's you.
1674
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,944
- This is your destiny, boy.
1675
01:11:09,979 --> 01:11:12,175
- It's your job Kool-Aid head.
1676
01:11:12,211 --> 01:11:13,276
Save the weed.
1677
01:11:14,377 --> 01:11:16,973
- [BOTH] Save the weed.
1678
01:11:17,009 --> 01:11:19,305
- Save the weed, wait.
1679
01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:22,169
Wait, hold up, if the
power wasn't real,
1680
01:11:22,205 --> 01:11:24,269
how am I talking to
y'all two right now.
1681
01:11:24,304 --> 01:11:25,168
- Oh.
1682
01:11:26,169 --> 01:11:28,100
- You not talking to us.
1683
01:11:28,135 --> 01:11:30,099
It's all in your imagination.
1684
01:11:30,134 --> 01:11:32,031
You're sitting on
the couch high.
1685
01:11:32,066 --> 01:11:34,263
You smoked 30 blunts, you bum.
1686
01:11:34,298 --> 01:11:36,928
- You bum.
- Come on with it.
1687
01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:38,327
Come on, come on.
- Ooh yeah, it's time.
1688
01:11:38,363 --> 01:11:39,326
- Come on.
- It's time.
1689
01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:40,926
- Yeah.
- Get him.
1690
01:11:40,961 --> 01:11:42,158
- Let it fly.
1691
01:11:42,194 --> 01:11:43,124
- Ha ha!
1692
01:11:46,957 --> 01:11:48,154
- Damn.
1693
01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:50,153
- Hey cuz, did a
gorilla in a cowboy hat
1694
01:11:50,189 --> 01:11:51,286
come talk to you, too?
1695
01:11:51,321 --> 01:11:53,318
- What, no, Baby Powder did.
1696
01:11:53,354 --> 01:11:55,018
- What he say?
1697
01:11:55,053 --> 01:11:57,283
- He said we need to stop
Ana and save the weed.
1698
01:11:57,318 --> 01:11:59,015
What the gorilla say?
1699
01:11:59,050 --> 01:12:01,081
- I don't know, he
was speaking Japanese,
1700
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,113
but you know what,
Baby Powder is right.
1701
01:12:03,148 --> 01:12:06,311
We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz,
'cause I smoked that Fye.
1702
01:12:06,347 --> 01:12:08,110
- What happened?
1703
01:12:08,145 --> 01:12:10,076
(CALVIN BLABBERS)
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
1704
01:12:10,111 --> 01:12:11,941
- My body's still acting weird.
1705
01:12:11,977 --> 01:12:13,974
- Yo man, we gotta
stop that leech, cuz.
1706
01:12:14,009 --> 01:12:15,906
- And there's only one way.
1707
01:12:15,941 --> 01:12:18,904
Assemble a team of pot heads.
1708
01:12:18,939 --> 01:12:22,069
♪ I'm on a mission
and I won't stop ♪
1709
01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:26,299
- Oh, kids, party's over.
1710
01:12:26,335 --> 01:12:28,131
My dealer needs me.
1711
01:12:30,032 --> 01:12:30,897
Scram.
1712
01:12:31,998 --> 01:12:33,062
- Cheers.
- Yes.
1713
01:12:34,930 --> 01:12:36,227
- Ooh, I got a text.
1714
01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:40,791
Hell no, they trying
to take our weed.
1715
01:12:40,826 --> 01:12:41,923
- The hell you got going on?
1716
01:12:41,959 --> 01:12:43,057
- Oh, uh-uh.
1717
01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:43,989
Look, I'mma holla
at y'all later,
1718
01:12:44,024 --> 01:12:44,989
I gotta go, I'll be back, okay?
1719
01:12:45,024 --> 01:12:46,255
- Where are you going?
1720
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:48,986
- Baby, be your own
gay best friend, hear?
1721
01:12:49,021 --> 01:12:49,953
♪ You only live once ♪
1722
01:12:49,988 --> 01:12:52,251
♪ Homies in the back so
we gotta live it up ♪
1723
01:12:52,286 --> 01:12:55,216
- ****, boys, trouble,
that damn weed need me,
1724
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:57,082
I'll be right back.
1725
01:12:57,116 --> 01:12:58,215
♪ I'm on a mission now ♪
1726
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,046
(VAN ENGINE ROARS)
1727
01:13:01,081 --> 01:13:02,978
♪ But it's worth a shot ♪
1728
01:13:03,013 --> 01:13:04,277
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1729
01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:06,043
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1730
01:13:06,078 --> 01:13:09,174
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1731
01:13:10,243 --> 01:13:12,806
- Somebody actually needs me.
1732
01:13:12,842 --> 01:13:13,972
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1733
01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:15,271
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1734
01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:18,869
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1735
01:13:27,899 --> 01:13:28,763
- Roger.
1736
01:13:30,831 --> 01:13:32,094
- Thank for coming out.
- Mm-hmm.
1737
01:13:32,130 --> 01:13:33,194
- We really need
your help getting
1738
01:13:33,229 --> 01:13:35,060
to the press event tonight.
1739
01:13:35,094 --> 01:13:37,858
- Oh, so you just came
here to ask me for help?
1740
01:13:37,893 --> 01:13:38,957
You're not gonna
apologize for anything
1741
01:13:38,992 --> 01:13:40,889
that you said the other day?
1742
01:13:40,925 --> 01:13:42,788
- You called me a bum.
1743
01:13:42,824 --> 01:13:44,021
- Actually, you
called yourself that,
1744
01:13:44,056 --> 01:13:46,086
but if the shoe fits,
sweetie, wear it.
1745
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,852
- Shoe fits.
- Uh-huh.
1746
01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:48,985
- Yo, I'm sorry.
1747
01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:51,384
Did you know your boss the
one who dried out Atlanta?
1748
01:13:51,419 --> 01:13:55,347
- Shh, you know how paranoid
you sound right now?
1749
01:13:55,383 --> 01:13:57,380
Maybe you should stop
smoking so much weed.
1750
01:13:57,415 --> 01:13:59,345
- I'm serious, she did
it so she could sell
1751
01:13:59,381 --> 01:14:01,445
her new weed gadget
without competition.
1752
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,209
Yo, Fye is messing people up.
1753
01:14:04,244 --> 01:14:06,375
I got the pictures to prove it.
1754
01:14:06,410 --> 01:14:09,040
Look, Calvin got these.
1755
01:14:09,075 --> 01:14:11,405
These are the Fye test subjects.
1756
01:14:14,072 --> 01:14:15,336
I need your help.
1757
01:14:30,563 --> 01:14:33,160
- Okay, okay, and
stop, stop, stop.
1758
01:14:33,195 --> 01:14:35,991
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1759
01:14:40,657 --> 01:14:43,087
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1760
01:14:45,754 --> 01:14:47,018
- [ANNOUNCER] Whether
it's stress at work,
1761
01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:48,650
the bills piling up,
1762
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:50,883
or the kids driving
you a little crazy,
1763
01:14:50,918 --> 01:14:54,614
there's lots of times you
wish you could get high,
1764
01:14:54,649 --> 01:14:56,945
but you just can't, until now.
1765
01:14:57,547 --> 01:15:00,710
Introducing Fye,
the clean, safe,
1766
01:15:00,745 --> 01:15:03,009
totally legal
alternative to weed.
1767
01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:06,640
Take it anywhere, from the
beach to the boardroom.
1768
01:15:06,675 --> 01:15:08,139
Fye does it all.
1769
01:15:08,174 --> 01:15:10,538
There's no more need for weed.
1770
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,804
Now, there's Fye.
1771
01:15:11,839 --> 01:15:14,835
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
1772
01:15:17,536 --> 01:15:19,133
- Hey, my name is
Blake Johnston,
1773
01:15:19,168 --> 01:15:23,830
and when I need that futuristic
high, I smoke that Fye.
1774
01:15:27,563 --> 01:15:30,459
- [CALVIN] Uh, C.
King, thank you.
1775
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:33,758
- [ROGER] D. Nuhz.
1776
01:15:37,957 --> 01:15:39,254
- [ANNOUNCER] Now,
please welcome
1777
01:15:39,289 --> 01:15:41,786
our founder and
CEO, Ana Cheever.
1778
01:15:41,821 --> 01:15:44,785
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1779
01:15:46,785 --> 01:15:49,415
- All right, thank you, yeah.
1780
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,746
All right, all right, yeah.
1781
01:15:57,279 --> 01:15:59,676
Did you like what you saw?
1782
01:15:59,711 --> 01:16:00,742
You like it?
1783
01:16:01,877 --> 01:16:03,141
Okay, okay.
1784
01:16:03,709 --> 01:16:07,472
Marijuana is a problem
in our community,
1785
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:12,469
and making weed legal
is not the solution,
1786
01:16:12,504 --> 01:16:15,734
but replacing it with
something better, cleaner,
1787
01:16:15,769 --> 01:16:19,598
and safer is a solution,
and we've done just that.
1788
01:16:19,633 --> 01:16:21,430
And it is Fye.
1789
01:16:21,466 --> 01:16:24,462
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1790
01:16:26,628 --> 01:16:28,592
- All the weed in Atlanta
is hidden somewhere
1791
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:30,658
in this building and
we gotta find it.
1792
01:16:30,693 --> 01:16:32,824
- Don't even trip, I
already got somebody on it.
1793
01:16:32,859 --> 01:16:34,123
- My cousin.
1794
01:16:34,158 --> 01:16:37,188
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1795
01:16:45,951 --> 01:16:48,780
(MAN YELLS)
1796
01:16:48,816 --> 01:16:51,379
- [QUENTON] Attack your ass.
1797
01:16:57,811 --> 01:17:00,108
- [ANA] Now, when I
started my company
1798
01:17:00,143 --> 01:17:03,706
back in my dorm at my
women's liberal arts college
1799
01:17:03,741 --> 01:17:05,571
where I studied--
1800
01:17:05,606 --> 01:17:08,703
- Uh, get your ass
back, thanks.
1801
01:17:12,469 --> 01:17:13,466
- Let's do this.
1802
01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:14,633
- You got it, babe.
1803
01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:15,799
- Babe?
1804
01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:17,098
She called me babe,
she called me babe.
1805
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,563
- I heard, I heard.
1806
01:17:19,598 --> 01:17:22,461
- Other than that,
my vision never--
1807
01:17:22,496 --> 01:17:24,560
(MAN GRUNTS)
1808
01:17:24,595 --> 01:17:27,892
Technology bring
the world together.
1809
01:17:27,927 --> 01:17:32,389
Oh, that is not part
of the presentation.
1810
01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:33,888
Technical difficulties.
1811
01:17:33,923 --> 01:17:36,586
Can we get this fixed, please?
1812
01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:38,818
- Thanks, Ana.
1813
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,783
Hi everyone, my name is Calvin
1814
01:17:42,818 --> 01:17:44,548
and this here is
my cousin, Roger.
1815
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,713
- Uh my mic, can you get
my mic back on, please?
1816
01:17:47,748 --> 01:17:50,844
- And we came here
today to stop Verdant
1817
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,610
from destroying
one of the greatest
1818
01:17:53,645 --> 01:17:56,508
American institutions,
marijuana.
1819
01:17:57,776 --> 01:17:59,873
- Can we get security
up here, please?
1820
01:17:59,908 --> 01:18:00,873
- Check it out.
1821
01:18:00,907 --> 01:18:02,871
I don't believe this.
1822
01:18:02,906 --> 01:18:04,437
- Get it in there.
1823
01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:05,469
- Oh.
1824
01:18:07,704 --> 01:18:08,668
- [QUENTON] Child,
you oughta see
1825
01:18:08,703 --> 01:18:10,600
all the weed they got in there.
1826
01:18:10,635 --> 01:18:12,532
- That's at least a gram.
1827
01:18:12,567 --> 01:18:14,564
- Weed is not the problem.
- Talk to 'em, cousin.
1828
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,863
- The man is the problem.
1829
01:18:16,898 --> 01:18:19,528
Actually, in this
case, the woman--
1830
01:18:19,563 --> 01:18:21,527
(ANA GASPS)
1831
01:18:21,562 --> 01:18:22,526
Y'all women.
1832
01:18:24,427 --> 01:18:25,658
- Security, please?
1833
01:18:25,693 --> 01:18:27,324
Security, please?
1834
01:18:28,358 --> 01:18:31,388
- Yo, we're dying out
here, we need that smoke.
1835
01:18:31,423 --> 01:18:32,887
- Hey Jasper, how much longer?
1836
01:18:32,922 --> 01:18:34,853
- A goddamn rush job
like this (MUMBLES)
1837
01:18:34,888 --> 01:18:37,684
Gotta get it right, the
weed gotta be (MUMBLES)
1838
01:18:37,719 --> 01:18:39,750
Talking about, you feel me?
1839
01:18:39,785 --> 01:18:41,482
- Uh, two minutes?
1840
01:18:43,083 --> 01:18:45,513
- Weed is natural, okay?
1841
01:18:45,548 --> 01:18:47,712
It's not some machine that
you could just plug up
1842
01:18:47,747 --> 01:18:51,676
into the wall to get
a charge up, no, no.
1843
01:18:51,711 --> 01:18:53,708
This woman over here is turning
1844
01:18:53,744 --> 01:18:56,673
y'all into junkies for profit.
1845
01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:58,039
Fye is not fly.
1846
01:18:58,907 --> 01:19:00,638
Look what it did to me.
1847
01:19:00,673 --> 01:19:03,503
(AUDIENCE SHRIEKING)
1848
01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:04,636
- [ANA] I had nothing
to do with it.
1849
01:19:04,671 --> 01:19:06,068
- [CALVIN] Look at it.
1850
01:19:06,103 --> 01:19:09,566
Yes, weed coming from my
nipple, this is what Fye did.
1851
01:19:09,601 --> 01:19:11,498
- I told you not
to smoke that ****.
1852
01:19:11,533 --> 01:19:16,495
- Bro, my nipples be
leaking, bro. (SCREAMS)
1853
01:19:17,397 --> 01:19:18,494
- [JASPER] Move the meat,
1854
01:19:18,529 --> 01:19:19,827
boy that goddamn meat
better move, boy.
1855
01:19:19,862 --> 01:19:24,790
The goddamn smoke gotta
goddamn fill up (MUMBLES)
1856
01:19:26,358 --> 01:19:28,122
- [CALVIN] Real weed.
1857
01:19:28,157 --> 01:19:29,621
- [ROGER AND CALVIN] Real weed.
1858
01:19:29,656 --> 01:19:30,520
- Come on, y'all.
1859
01:19:30,556 --> 01:19:31,620
- [ROGER AND CALVIN] Real weed.
1860
01:19:31,655 --> 01:19:32,653
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
1861
01:19:32,687 --> 01:19:34,651
- Real weed, real.
1862
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:37,583
(CALVIN GRUNTING)
1863
01:19:43,681 --> 01:19:45,511
- Let's get back to the
presentation, shall we?
1864
01:19:45,547 --> 01:19:48,610
- Hold up, there's
something very important
1865
01:19:48,645 --> 01:19:52,774
I want you guys to all
know about my boss,
1866
01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:56,706
the wonderful, caring,
community-minded,
1867
01:19:56,740 --> 01:19:59,637
super woke CEO.
1868
01:19:59,672 --> 01:20:01,469
- Alicia, thank you,
finally someone's
1869
01:20:01,504 --> 01:20:04,001
talking some sense around here.
1870
01:20:04,036 --> 01:20:05,167
- My friend Calvin there,
1871
01:20:05,202 --> 01:20:08,465
he actually recorded something
that you guys should see,
1872
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,430
so let's just go
ahead and hit it.
1873
01:20:13,497 --> 01:20:14,429
Oh, oh no.
1874
01:20:16,029 --> 01:20:17,493
Wait, no, no, no.
1875
01:20:18,628 --> 01:20:20,325
Okay, all right.
1876
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,290
- Oh, we didn't
just buy your weed.
1877
01:20:22,326 --> 01:20:23,623
We bought everybody's weed,
1878
01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:26,455
and what we couldn't
buy, well, we took that.
1879
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:27,454
Well, we took that.
1880
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:28,787
Took that.
1881
01:20:28,822 --> 01:20:32,984
And guess what, the cool
refreshing answer is Fye.
1882
01:20:34,352 --> 01:20:36,282
Me, a fake?
1883
01:20:36,318 --> 01:20:38,781
I assure you, I am 100% woke.
1884
01:20:39,516 --> 01:20:43,345
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1885
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,444
You should thank me, I
did you people a favor.
1886
01:20:45,478 --> 01:20:46,610
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1887
01:20:46,645 --> 01:20:49,575
Thank me, I did
you people a favor.
1888
01:20:50,609 --> 01:20:53,573
- You see, and my friends
Calvin and Roger here,
1889
01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:55,572
they're the ones that
tried to stop her.
1890
01:20:55,606 --> 01:20:56,671
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1891
01:20:56,706 --> 01:21:00,768
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(AUDIENCE BOOS)
1892
01:21:00,803 --> 01:21:03,500
- Hey man, get off me and go
arrest a white woman for once.
1893
01:21:03,535 --> 01:21:04,666
Get off of me.
1894
01:21:04,701 --> 01:21:06,431
- You know what,
I'm just gonna go.
1895
01:21:06,466 --> 01:21:08,497
- [CALVIN] Why's y'all
waiting, you didn't wait on me.
1896
01:21:08,532 --> 01:21:10,995
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
1897
01:21:11,031 --> 01:21:12,495
- Real weed!
1898
01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:16,692
- [ALL] Real weed, real
weed, real weed, real weed.
1899
01:21:17,527 --> 01:21:19,957
- [ANNOUNCER] Now, to
celebrate the return of weed,
1900
01:21:19,992 --> 01:21:21,789
please welcome Blac Youngsta.
1901
01:21:21,824 --> 01:21:25,554
("BOOTY" BY BLAC YOUNGSTA)
1902
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:30,318
♪ Twerk, girl I wanna
see you, twerk ♪
1903
01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:31,651
♪ I'll throw a little
money if you twerk ♪
1904
01:21:31,685 --> 01:21:34,549
♪ I don't really think
you could twerk ♪
1905
01:21:34,584 --> 01:21:36,780
♪ Twerk, if you
broke go to work ♪
1906
01:21:36,815 --> 01:21:38,547
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1907
01:21:38,582 --> 01:21:41,745
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1908
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:43,644
♪ Pop it, stop it,
drop it, pop it ♪
1909
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:45,242
♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪
1910
01:21:45,278 --> 01:21:48,041
♪ I'm a, rocket ♪
1911
01:21:48,076 --> 01:21:50,306
♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪
1912
01:21:50,341 --> 01:21:51,739
♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪
1913
01:21:51,774 --> 01:21:54,470
♪ You weren't here
from the start ♪
1914
01:21:54,505 --> 01:21:56,569
♪ Twerk, girl I
wanna see you twerk ♪
1915
01:21:56,604 --> 01:21:58,368
♪ I'll throw a lil
money if you twerk ♪
1916
01:21:58,403 --> 01:22:01,599
♪ I don't really think
you could twerk ♪
1917
01:22:01,635 --> 01:22:03,532
♪ Money don't walk, I
gotta go and get it ♪
1918
01:22:03,567 --> 01:22:05,230
♪ Shake that booty,
I'll come visit ♪
1919
01:22:05,266 --> 01:22:08,296
♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪
1920
01:22:08,331 --> 01:22:10,528
♪ Can I touch that booty ♪
1921
01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:13,459
♪ That booty, that
big ol' booty ♪
1922
01:22:13,494 --> 01:22:15,025
♪ Shake that booty ♪
1923
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,525
♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪
1924
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,290
♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪
1925
01:22:18,325 --> 01:22:19,623
♪ Copyright that booty ♪
1926
01:22:19,658 --> 01:22:22,521
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1927
01:22:22,556 --> 01:22:26,418
(MOVES INTO TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
1928
01:22:29,652 --> 01:22:31,516
♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪
1929
01:22:31,551 --> 01:22:33,714
♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you
know we all strapped up ♪
1930
01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:36,379
♪ Your, she want me, 'cause
she seen a nigga stacked up ♪
1931
01:22:36,414 --> 01:22:38,712
♪ But I can't keep her, I just
want to beat her back up ♪
1932
01:22:38,747 --> 01:22:40,511
♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari
switching lanes ♪
1933
01:22:40,546 --> 01:22:43,275
♪ Pull up to the street
and they all know my name ♪
1934
01:22:43,310 --> 01:22:45,608
♪ Now I got a bag, and
my baby chain swing ♪
1935
01:22:45,643 --> 01:22:47,906
- Yo, I'm sorry I
ever doubted you.
1936
01:22:47,941 --> 01:22:50,538
I should've always knew
you were ride or die.
1937
01:22:50,573 --> 01:22:54,668
- Yeah, well, this is the
best time I've had in...
1938
01:22:56,303 --> 01:22:57,200
Actually, I don't even know.
1939
01:22:57,236 --> 01:23:00,665
- Me too, yo, so like,
when we going out?
1940
01:23:01,733 --> 01:23:04,196
- Look at you,
being all assertive.
1941
01:23:04,232 --> 01:23:05,596
- Well you know,
we did just disrupt
1942
01:23:05,631 --> 01:23:08,261
a multi-million
dollar corporation
1943
01:23:08,296 --> 01:23:11,959
and we saved weed, so
I'm feeling kinda good.
1944
01:23:12,727 --> 01:23:14,691
- I bet you I can make
you feel even better.
1945
01:23:14,726 --> 01:23:15,923
- You can make me feel better.
1946
01:23:15,959 --> 01:23:16,690
- Yeah.
1947
01:23:22,422 --> 01:23:24,485
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1948
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,250
- Goddamn!
1949
01:23:26,285 --> 01:23:28,216
- I mean.
- Get a room!
1950
01:23:30,283 --> 01:23:31,681
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1951
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:33,580
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1952
01:23:33,615 --> 01:23:35,412
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1953
01:23:35,447 --> 01:23:37,344
♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪
1954
01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:39,477
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1955
01:23:39,512 --> 01:23:41,508
- Yo, 2 Smacked,
got a ravioli nachos
1956
01:23:41,543 --> 01:23:43,507
and a gumbo dog for you.
1957
01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:45,506
- Yeah, Roger, that you?
1958
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:50,237
- Yo, Cecil dude,
what's happening.
1959
01:23:50,272 --> 01:23:51,569
- Just in here starving, bro.
1960
01:23:51,604 --> 01:23:53,402
So you still out here
tryna scrounge around
1961
01:23:53,437 --> 01:23:54,967
and be a delivery boy, huh?
1962
01:23:55,002 --> 01:23:57,332
- Nah man, actually
I own 2 Smacked, bro.
1963
01:23:57,367 --> 01:23:58,565
- Word.
- Yeah, we just closed
1964
01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,864
another round of financing,
1965
01:23:59,899 --> 01:24:01,564
putting our value
over 150 million.
1966
01:24:01,599 --> 01:24:04,328
That's my whip right there.
1967
01:24:04,363 --> 01:24:05,627
- That's you?
- Yeah, man.
1968
01:24:05,663 --> 01:24:07,560
- Wow, why you out here
delivering the food?
1969
01:24:07,595 --> 01:24:09,525
- Ah, I just like staying
connected to the customer.
1970
01:24:09,561 --> 01:24:11,558
You're the customer,
I'm staying connected.
1971
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:13,557
You're my last drop before
we go somewhere special.
1972
01:24:13,592 --> 01:24:17,354
My girl just got upgraded to
VP, so she earned a raise.
1973
01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:18,654
Ain't that right, babe?
1974
01:24:18,689 --> 01:24:20,553
- I'm waiting, babe.
1975
01:24:20,588 --> 01:24:22,151
- Gotta go, man.
1976
01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:23,151
Enjoy that.
1977
01:24:25,485 --> 01:24:26,949
- Damn.
1978
01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:29,147
I think I just got ate.
1979
01:24:29,183 --> 01:24:31,946
♪ All night I been
watching you ♪
1980
01:24:31,981 --> 01:24:34,677
♪ So tonight you're
leaving with me ♪
1981
01:24:34,712 --> 01:24:36,609
♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪
1982
01:24:36,645 --> 01:24:37,576
- Let's go.
1983
01:24:39,177 --> 01:24:40,441
♪ It's on now ♪
1984
01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:42,673
♪ We forever young ♪
(MUSIC DROWNS OUT VOICE)
1985
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:46,304
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
1986
01:24:46,339 --> 01:24:47,503
- [CALVIN] Let's go.
1987
01:24:47,539 --> 01:24:48,636
♪ Let me check your fouls ♪
1988
01:24:48,671 --> 01:24:50,202
♪ Two technicals
but you beautiful ♪
1989
01:24:50,237 --> 01:24:52,567
- [CALVIN] What are we doing?
1990
01:24:54,668 --> 01:24:56,997
- [ALICIA] Make this thing fly.
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