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I've just received the email
about whether I've gotten
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the job as commissioner.
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Well, from the look on my face, I'm
sure you can guess what it says.
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No. We have no idea at all.
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Just tell us, you monster.
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Really? No one noticed the slight
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tension in my labial commissure?
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- My lips. I'm smiling.
- Wait, you're smiling?
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Wait, we're allowed
to say "labia" again?
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- Wait, you got it?
- I got it.
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Ohh!
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- Labia.
- Commissioner Raymond Holt.
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- Labia.
- You gotta stop right now, Hitchcock.
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We need to celebrate.
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Ooh, we need music.
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Ooh-ohh, ohh, I brought a
"Jock Jams" CD for the wedding.
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- Oh, we didn't talk about that.
- It was gonna be a surprise.
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Our first dance was gonna be
the "Tootsee Roll."
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Oh, no, and we didn't get to do it.
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I know. All right, nobody move.
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I'm gonna go get the CD.
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I want to thank you all.
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What an incredible moment.
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30 years of struggle and sacrifice.
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But it was worth it, because
I finally get to read
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the ten words I've longed to hear:
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"Raymond Holt, you are not
the"... oops.
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I misread the email.
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Didn't see the "not."
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So...
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I will not be the new commissioner.
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♪ Y'all ready for this ♪
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Jock jam.
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Whoo..
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Why is on one else dancing?
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Did I miss something?
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Feels like I missed something.
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I'll just keep going until
someone tells me to...
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- Stop, Jake.
- All right.
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So Captain Holt is taking
another personal day.
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In his absence, I will be
running things around here.
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That's not true. I'm in charge.
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Mm, no, it's gonna be more of
a Westeros free-for-all, okay?
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Who will bend a knee?
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- I will.
- Nobody's bending anything.
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Let's get started.
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Sarge, is Captain Holt all right?
He never miss work.
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He said he was at a 49 and
improving at 8.6% a day.
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So I guess he'll be in soon.
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Now, we have two...
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Guess who just got paid, y'all.
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That's right. We got
stacks on stacks on stacks.
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Whoa. Where's all that cash from?
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Well, my brilliant wife
found a crazy loophole
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called "wedding insurance."
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It's very common.
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It's like renter's insurance.
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Oh, my God. Do we have that too?
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- Yes.
- You are a wizard.
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The point is, we are getting
refunded in full,
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so we are going on a
super-deluxe, five-star
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mega-baller honeymoon.
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So you're not just going to
the Berkshires anymore?
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Screw that crap hole. It's a dump,
and anyone who goes there is garbage.
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I was gonna take Sharon there
for a romantic weekend.
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Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor.
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I am so sorry.
Money really changes you.
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The resort is called Posadita Bonita.
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And it's in Mexico.
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Great food, great beaches,
and when I saw
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"Ay caramba" there,
I'll fit right in.
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I don't think so.
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Isn't that the place that Gina
is always talking about,
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because she gets referral
rewards points?
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Why, yes, it is.
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Don't forget to use code GINA30
at checkout.
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It's super intimate and super fancy.
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And when we're there,
there's only one rule.
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A.B.C.
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Always be coconuting.
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At all times, we will either
be drinking from, eating,
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or wearing a coconut.
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_
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Oh, this place is amazing.
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I've never had sex
outside the United States.
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What are you thinking about?
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Weirdly, the same thing.
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- Whoa.
- Welcome to paradise.
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- Margarita?
- Yes, I wld love one.
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But is there any way you
could put it in a coconut?
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It will be my pleasure, sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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I requested a ridiculous thing,
and he's doing it.
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Quick, think of more stupid
stuff we can ask for.
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Grapes. Sorry, I panicked.
And I couldn't think of anything.
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No, no, no, grapes is perfect.
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Excuse me, sir, is there any way
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you could get my wife some grapes?
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- Yes, sir, right away.
- He's running.
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He's running for the grapes.
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Here are your drinks
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and a lovers' toolbox
from a Mr. Boyle.
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Ah, thank you so much.
We will never open this.
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Oh, my God, Jake, look.
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Yes, the grapes.
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Oh, and you brought cheese.
I don't even want cheese.
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No, Jake, in the lounge.
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Captain Holt?
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Peralta?
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Ay caramba.
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Gina, what the hell?
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New phone, who dis?
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You can't do that in person.
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It's Charles.
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Boyle. Your coworker.
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Oh, hey, Charles.
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I just found out that
your mom left my dad.
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They're getting divorced.
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Eh, they had a good run.
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Fun fact: The average
American marriage
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lasts fewer than two days.
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- That's not true.
- It doesn't have to be.
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It's commentary.
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Well, you know who didn't
think it was a good run?
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My daddy, Lynn Boyle.
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He's inconsolable.
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Well, I'm sure he'll get over it.
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No, Boyles don't "get over it."
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It becomes part of us.
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It lives within us. It eats us out.
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We have to get them back together.
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- Pass.
- Well, I'm doing it with
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- or without your help.
- Okay, without.
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Okay, you called my bluff.
It has to be with your help.
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And I'm not taking no for an answer.
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- No.
- Okay, you did it again.
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Why are you like this?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Sarge, I have a problem,
and I would ask Holt,
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- but since he's not back...
- You came to Top Dog Terry.
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Smart move.
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I've been solving problems
all day long.
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Okay, so you know that meth
case I've been working on
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for the last two months?
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The Department of Sanitation
police want to poach it
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from me, because the drugs
were found in a dumpster.
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They're saying it's garbage-related.
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This is an easy one.
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Tell them to screw off.
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See? Problem solved.
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Yeah, well, I did that,
and they threatened to make
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a formal complaint to the mayor.
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Then just let them have the case.
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Problem soed.
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Terry, I've been working
on it for two months,
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and those dummies are gonna blow it.
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Right. Well, you could
partner up with sanitation.
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Problem solved? Woof-woof?
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Nope. Headquarters won't allow it
due to budgetary reasons.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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You know, Captain Holt was
writing an instruction manual
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for his replacement in case
he was named commissioner.
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Maybe he could tell you what to do.
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That's not necessary.
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Top Dog Terry can make a decision.
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And what would that be?
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Does Top Dog Terry want a
moment to think about it?
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Woof-woof.
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Since the rejection, a great
sadness has enveloped me.
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I kept expecting this
dark feeling to pass,
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but it's only gotten worse.
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Not getting the job you want stinks.
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In first grade, I was passed
over for line leader,
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and I'm still pissed.
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Kyle D.'s lines had curves
and gaps and cutting galore.
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It was a frickin' carnival.
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Yeah. What's a line leader?
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Well, it's not just that
I didn't get the job.
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It's that John Kelly did.
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He's already released a memo detailing
his "vigilant policing" initiative.
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It's essentially a return
to stop and frisk.
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Choosing him is a betrayal
of everything I stand for.
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I feel the same way about Kyle D.
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I tried to suck it up
and go back to work.
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I put on my uniform
and got in my car.
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And next thing I knew,
I was on a plane to Mexico.
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I didn't even pack a bag.
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I bought a bundle of novelty
shirts at a nearby gift shop.
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This one says, "What's up, beaches?"
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Instead of "bitches"
for humor reasons.
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- But you hate humor.
- Well, I'm a joke now,
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so it suits me.
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Mm-kay. But, how did
you end up here in Mexico
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at the exact same tiny resort as us?
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Gina's been talking up
this place up for years.
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Referral Code GINA30.
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I had no idea you'd be here.
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You know what? It's fine, sir.
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A lot of people go on their
honeymoon with their boss.
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Nope, I thought if I said it out loud
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it would normalize it,
but it's weird.
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It's gonna be okay.
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How long are you staying, sir?
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Just until I get my head right.
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But don't worry.
I'll steer clear of you two.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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This place is so romantic.
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Yeah, and so... intimate.
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Don't worry.
I'm not listening to you.
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I'm just thinking about
how this sea bass is cold
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but not as cold and cruel
as the hands of fate
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that have thrust my entire life
into darkness.
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Ah, damn it.
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I just ordered the sea bass.
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Ahh, babe, this is so nice.
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There are hot stones on
our butts for no reason.
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Not on mine.
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My butt stones keep falling off,
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because I'm so tense about Holt
being here and ruining everything.
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- It hasn't been that bad.
- Really?
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Oops. Sorry.
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Can't even float right.
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Just push me away.
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Everyone else does.
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It's not great, but as long
as we stay in here, we're safe.
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Peralta, Santiag I'm in your room.
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What? How?
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Patio door was open
I pushed through the hedge.
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Tell me, what is it about me
that screams loser?
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Yeah, you know,
we're kind of in the middle
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of getti massages right now, sir.
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Oh, how thoughtless of me.
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I'll get down here so you can
see my face.
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Oh, no, that's...
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Hello. The question was,
what is it about me
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that screams loser?
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I can't figure out what went
wrong between our parents.
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They were so in love.
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Oh, okay, so we're having
a conversation?
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No, to get them back together,
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we need to know what happened.
Did your mom tell you?
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- Nope.
- Damn it.
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Okay, let's brainstorm.
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It could be that my dad is too
clingy or too masculine.
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You know what? I'm going
to play a game on my phone
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while you go on this little journey.
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He overshares, he's indecisive,
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he's always crying.
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Oh, I made it inside the temple.
251
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,952
He wears a kimono a lot.
252
00:08:36,986 --> 00:08:38,453
I became a hawk. I have talons.
253
00:08:38,488 --> 00:08:39,597
Well, he can't keep a secret.
254
00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:40,858
He has a clinically loose pelvis.
255
00:08:40,894 --> 00:08:43,323
Okay, that did break through.
I heard "loose pelvis."
256
00:08:43,359 --> 00:08:44,693
Charles, you've got to stop.
257
00:08:44,727 --> 00:08:45,874
It's none of those things.
258
00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:47,529
Wait. You said your mom
didn't tell you anything.
259
00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:49,164
- Do you know what happened?
- Yes, I do.
260
00:08:49,198 --> 00:08:50,632
And it's none of your
business, Charles.
261
00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:53,135
Just stop sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.
262
00:08:53,169 --> 00:08:54,147
Really, Gina.
263
00:08:54,183 --> 00:08:57,155
And where does my nose belong
if not inside our parents?
264
00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,474
Okay, so we can get away from Holt.
265
00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:00,909
I mean, should we tell him to leave,
266
00:09:00,943 --> 00:09:01,910
that he's ruining our honeymoon?
267
00:09:01,944 --> 00:09:03,036
No, we can't.
268
00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:05,737
That would crush him, and
he's already so crushed.
269
00:09:06,516 --> 00:09:07,883
Wait, I got it.
270
00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:08,884
We kill Holt.
271
00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:09,791
No.
272
00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:12,154
No, that was crazy for
a multitude of reasons.
273
00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:14,156
We have a bunch of fun
activities planned.
274
00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:17,392
If we include him, it'll cheer
him up, and he'll leave.
275
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,828
Right, but aren't most
of our activities
276
00:09:19,864 --> 00:09:21,257
kind of geared towards couples?
277
00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:23,439
Name one couples' activity
that wouldn't be more fun
278
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,595
with your boss there.
279
00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,733
Welcome to Sensual Food Tasting:
280
00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:28,970
The Art of Feeding Your Lover.
281
00:09:29,004 --> 00:09:30,247
I feel like I don't belong here.
282
00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:33,975
Mm, I love how the mud
revitalizes your skin.
283
00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:36,057
And I love how it masks my shame.
284
00:09:36,174 --> 00:09:38,042
I am loving this.
285
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,926
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
286
00:09:40,129 --> 00:09:41,329
Mmm.
287
00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,247
This is actually quite pleasant.
288
00:09:43,786 --> 00:09:46,911
You know, when you invited me to
join you today, I was skeptical.
289
00:09:46,947 --> 00:09:48,743
I had been sitting by the pool
290
00:09:48,779 --> 00:09:51,681
contentedly watching a bee
struggle to avoid drowning
291
00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,285
and thinking to myself
how I am like that bee.
292
00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:55,413
Man, I hope it survived.
293
00:09:55,449 --> 00:09:56,671
We can't afford to lose
any more bees.
294
00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:59,033
It didn't. The point
is that I am glad
295
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,668
you invited me into
your frivolous activities.
296
00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:02,437
You helped me to remember
there's more to life
297
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,539
than the NYPD.
298
00:10:03,575 --> 00:10:05,674
Wow, that's great to hear, sir.
299
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:06,810
I feel a lot better.
300
00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:08,048
I think I may be heading home.
301
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,519
Unless you need a third
for tonight's activities.
302
00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:11,937
- What are we...
- Sensual pottery.
303
00:10:11,973 --> 00:10:12,961
I think we're good.
304
00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:15,347
Sarge, I keep getting calls
about my drug case from...
305
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:16,716
What the hell is going on?
306
00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:18,986
Nothing. Just deciding
what to do about
307
00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:21,523
your sanitation issue, like a bosss
308
00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:22,893
You're looking for Captain
Holt's manual aren't you?
309
00:10:22,929 --> 00:10:23,903
Please, Diaz.
310
00:10:23,939 --> 00:10:26,801
Top Dog Terry does not need to
look for Captain Holt's manual.
311
00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:28,864
He knows it's on his computer.
312
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,534
Top Dog Terry was
looking for the password.
313
00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:32,750
Why don't you just
make your own decision?
314
00:10:32,786 --> 00:10:34,705
I did that, and I'm very proud of it.
315
00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:36,771
I just want to make sure
Captain Holt would make
316
00:10:36,805 --> 00:10:38,574
the same decision so I
can be proud of him too.
317
00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:41,109
Gina. Do you know
Captain Holt's password?
318
00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:43,778
Oh, Terry, just because
I know all your passwords
319
00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,438
doesn't mean I know Captain Holt's.
320
00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,048
Okay, well, we could
probably guess it.
321
00:10:47,082 --> 00:10:49,951
Why don't you try
BaldByChoice or PecMan
322
00:10:49,985 --> 00:10:51,886
or MacklemoreEnthusiast?
323
00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:54,404
Stop saying my passwords. Damn, Gina.
324
00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,134
Now Terry's got to
update his keychain.
325
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:58,972
Start simple. Kevin with a capital K
and a 1 instead of an I.
326
00:10:59,008 --> 00:11:00,509
Oh, I feel good about that.
327
00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:05,494
Locked out? Too many failed attempts?
328
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:06,918
I only guessed once.
329
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:10,432
Computer will now delete hard drive?
330
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,179
I've got to fix this.
331
00:11:14,438 --> 00:11:15,912
Good. You fixed it.
332
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,537
He's leaving. Our plan worked.
333
00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,581
We saved our own honeymoon,
and fun bonus,
334
00:11:19,615 --> 00:11:20,790
- we cheered up Holt.
- Yes.
335
00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,483
Okay, it's time to celebrate.
336
00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:24,018
You know what that means.
337
00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:26,120
This B needs a C in her A.
338
00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:27,389
Oh, my God.
339
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,923
This babe needs a
coconut in her arms.
340
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,749
Oh, I thought you were saying
341
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:33,081
this [bleep] needs a [bleep]
in her [bleep].
342
00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:34,651
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that was my reaction.
343
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:36,155
All right, I'll go get us a
couple of coconuts.
344
00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:38,266
Ahh, hey there, Captain.
345
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,134
Haven't seen you looking this
happy since they picked up
346
00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:41,837
"The Durrells in Corfu"
for a fourth season.
347
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,508
Yes, well, I've reached the
best part of every vacation:
348
00:11:44,544 --> 00:11:45,649
reviewing the charges.
349
00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:47,119
Well, don't let me interrupt.
Have a safe flight.
350
00:11:47,155 --> 00:11:48,789
And I'll see you back
at the Nine-Nine.
351
00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:50,810
No, you won't; I'll never be
going back there again.
352
00:11:50,846 --> 00:11:52,814
What? Why? I'm confused.?
353
00:11:52,848 --> 00:11:55,283
You and Amy made me see
that there's more to life
354
00:11:55,317 --> 00:11:57,814
than the NYPD, so I'm quitting.
355
00:11:58,411 --> 00:12:00,178
Oh.
356
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:04,466
Well... what a satisfying result
357
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,457
that we all were hoping would occur.
358
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,180
Hold on. So let's
just back up a second.
359
00:12:13,214 --> 00:12:15,315
When you say you're quitting,
you mean quitting
360
00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:16,633
for, like, a couple of weeks,
and then you'll come back
361
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,163
Jordan-style with a new badge number?
362
00:12:18,199 --> 00:12:19,685
No, I mean, quitting permanently,
363
00:12:19,721 --> 00:12:21,871
I'm putting in my resignation
as soon as I get back home.
364
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,361
I better hurry if I want
to be at the airport
365
00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:24,864
six hours ahead of my flight.
366
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:27,222
Hey, you know what?
I should drive you there.
367
00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,051
Will you come with me to grab
my keys from the room?
368
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,555
Okay, they're just
right in here, so...
369
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:36,648
You're not leaving this room.
370
00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:38,942
- What the hell is going on?
- I can't let you quit.
371
00:12:38,978 --> 00:12:41,821
Yes, but why the candles
and rose petals?
372
00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:44,923
- Wuh-oh.
- Is that Mr. McClane I hear?
373
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:49,044
'Cause someone's about to Die
Harrr... oh, my God.
374
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,159
Why is Captain Holt here?
375
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:52,349
Because he's gonna... wait,
are you dressed like
376
00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:53,585
Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"
377
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,020
- I am.
- For sexy reasons?
378
00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:56,451
- Yes.
- Oh, boy.
379
00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:57,506
Jake, why is he here?
380
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,766
Because he's quitting the force,
381
00:12:58,802 --> 00:13:00,236
so I brought him
to convince him not to,
382
00:13:00,272 --> 00:13:01,840
but obviously that is
not important anymore.
383
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:03,443
All right, Captain,
it's been a good run.
384
00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:04,793
Thank you for teaching me
the importance of a tie
385
00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:06,034
in the workplace, and the door
is right over here.
386
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,328
Whoa, whoa, wait. What?
You're quitting?
387
00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:10,332
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
388
00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:11,539
We're keeping you right here.
389
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:13,429
How are you going to do that?
Physically restrain me?
390
00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:14,432
Great idea.
391
00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,002
Is there anything in Charles'
box of nightmares
392
00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,454
that could be used to tie up Holt?
393
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:21,830
Yes. Literally everything in here
could be used to tie up a person.
394
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,092
Wow, Terry, put Captain
Holt's computer back together?
395
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:26,696
- Looks great.
- Sure did.
396
00:13:26,732 --> 00:13:29,033
Couldn't find room inside
for this stuff, though.
397
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,156
Well, is there any chance
the info on in computer
398
00:13:31,191 --> 00:13:32,558
was maybe saved to the cloud?
399
00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:33,610
I don't know.
400
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,962
Gina, was Captain Holt's hard
drive backed up to the cloud?
401
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:38,630
- Yeah.
- Then why did you let me try
402
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:39,698
to rebuild his computer?
403
00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:40,931
Because I'm a rascal.
404
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:44,969
Okay, so I just log onto
the cloud as Captain Holt
405
00:13:45,005 --> 00:13:47,640
and click "forgot password"
406
00:13:47,676 --> 00:13:49,811
and answer his security questions.
407
00:13:49,847 --> 00:13:51,763
First up: What is God?
408
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:53,979
Hey, Gina.
409
00:13:54,013 --> 00:13:56,014
Did you see "Real Housewives"
last night?
410
00:13:56,049 --> 00:13:58,539
If she says no, then
ask about "Below Deck."
411
00:13:58,575 --> 00:13:59,711
What are you doing?
412
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:01,214
She's getting suspicious,
Scully. Act natural.
413
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,602
Are you wearing an earpiece?
414
00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,970
Tell her no. Scully, stop
saying what I'm saying.
415
00:14:05,006 --> 00:14:06,056
Be normal.
416
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,187
Charles, what are you doing?
417
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,321
Damn it, Gina.
418
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:10,557
What does it look like I'm doing?
419
00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,063
I'm trying to unlock your phone
using a mask of your face
420
00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:15,067
so I can find out why
your mom left my dad.
421
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,403
Charles, give me my phone.
422
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:17,728
Okay, fine.
423
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:21,607
- Boom, unlocked it.
- Give me my phone, Charles.
424
00:14:21,641 --> 00:14:23,609
Not until I find out or
parents are breaking up.
425
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,244
- Give it.
- Scrolling, scrolling.
426
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,812
- Give me my phone, you idiot.
- You were the reason.
427
00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:28,946
You sent her a text that says,
"You should divorce him"?
428
00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:31,188
Okay, yeah, but that's
open to interpretation.
429
00:14:31,224 --> 00:14:32,658
No, but then she says,
"I don't want to,"
430
00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,428
and then you say, "But you have to.
431
00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:36,131
"Leave him now, and divorce him.
432
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,376
Don't tell him why."
433
00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:39,500
Okay, yeah, you did interpret
it correctly.
434
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,116
Shame, shame.
435
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,064
I'm so sorry I brought
Holt back here.
436
00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:47,966
I had no idea you were doing
this whole "Die Hard" thing.
437
00:14:48,002 --> 00:14:49,767
Man, you really got the hair
exactly right.
438
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,890
Did you contact the onset hair
stylist, Paul Abascal?
439
00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:52,959
No, this is a wig.
440
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,653
Oh, that's cool too.
So here's what I'm thinking.
441
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:57,085
We let Holt go, I have sex with
Holly Gennaro but hotter.
442
00:14:57,121 --> 00:14:59,555
The squad handles the captain,
or disbands, whatever,
443
00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:00,755
we have sex again...
444
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:02,525
Okay, stop suggesting that.
We need to stay focused.
445
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,190
- Right.
- Holt it fragile.
446
00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:05,693
We need to be gentle, okay?
447
00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:07,196
- Just follow my lead.
- With pleasure.
448
00:15:07,232 --> 00:15:08,666
I love the view. I'm sorry.
449
00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:10,736
This outfit is driving me insane.
450
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,825
Hello, sir. Sorry again for
tying you spread eagle
451
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,406
- on the bed.
- Apology not accepted.
452
00:15:16,442 --> 00:15:18,676
Look, I know you're
upset, but this isn't
453
00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:20,913
your last chance to
become commissioner.
454
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,183
John Kelly's old.
455
00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:23,619
He's not gonna be in office forever.
456
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,189
True, but he'll just
be replaced by another
457
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,525
mediocre old white man.
458
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:27,670
Nothing will ever change.
459
00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:29,674
All right, well, what
about all your goals
460
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:30,945
for the Nine-Nine?
461
00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:32,655
You still have so much
left to accomplish.
462
00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:33,958
Wrong, I've accomplished everything
463
00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:35,071
that I set out to do..
464
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:37,149
I wanted to reduce crime, and I did.
465
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:38,650
There's no crime in Brooklyn anymore.
466
00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:39,894
Seems like a bit of a stretch.
467
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,764
What about improving
community relations?
468
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,267
Done. Everyone loves the police.
469
00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:44,286
It's embarrassing.
470
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:46,418
Way off. All right, Ame,
step aside; I got this.
471
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,288
Captain, what about
the Halloween Heist?
472
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,459
I'll just come in and win it
and then go back to my house.
473
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:52,196
- Damn it. I'm out.
- Jake.
474
00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,499
All right, fine, sir, do you
know why I love coming to work?
475
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,301
Because there's a bumper
pool table in the break room.
476
00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:58,136
Yes, obviously I love
the bumper pool table.
477
00:15:58,171 --> 00:16:00,255
But do you want to know
another reason why?
478
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,426
You.
479
00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:03,508
You've made me a better cop.
480
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:04,943
You've made me a better person.
481
00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:06,409
I've learned so much from you.
482
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,398
So you can't quit.
483
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,247
Because I need you.
484
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:14,440
- Oh, please. How selfish.
- What?
485
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:15,887
That little speech you just gave.
486
00:16:15,922 --> 00:16:17,689
It was all about you
and what you need.
487
00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:19,791
How unbelievably selfish.
488
00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:21,793
Okay, well, I don't want
to get mad right now,
489
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:23,466
'cause Amys worried about you, so...
490
00:16:23,502 --> 00:16:25,057
No, screw that noise.
491
00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:27,467
How dare you call Jake selfish?
492
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,701
He just wasted his entire honeymoon
493
00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,536
trying to take care of you
while you wallowed
494
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:33,372
in your misery like a little baby.
495
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,396
- That seems a little harsh.
- Oh, does it?
496
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:37,033
- I don't give a hoot.
- Oh, damn.
497
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,204
For the last five years,
all I've done is
498
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,008
give a hoot about you
and what you think.
499
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,878
I gave a hoot about you as a boss.
500
00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,415
I gave a hoot about you as a mentor.
501
00:16:45,451 --> 00:16:47,319
I gave a hoot about you as a friend.
502
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:48,922
She gave so many hoots.
503
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,925
Not anymore.
After the way you've acted
504
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:53,395
and what you just said to
Jake, I don't give a hoot,
505
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:55,198
what you think, and I really don't
506
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:58,736
give a hoot if you decide
to quit the NYPD, so do it.
507
00:16:58,772 --> 00:16:59,936
I'm all out of hoots.
508
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:01,007
I'm hootless.
509
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,423
- Now, what I want to say is...
- Jake.
510
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:05,826
Coming Holly Gennaro.
511
00:17:09,976 --> 00:17:12,310
Hey, I thought piña coladas
might be too festive,
512
00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:15,210
so I got two super-depressing
coconuts filled with merlot.
513
00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,381
I'm not depressed. I'm relieved.
514
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,039
For the first time all week,
it's just the two of us.
515
00:17:20,075 --> 00:17:21,321
I'm right here.
516
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:23,855
I escaped using some of
the lube Boyle sent you.
517
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:25,210
It got everywhere. I had to change.
518
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:28,348
Yeah, and your new shirt is
very aggressive and confusing.
519
00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:30,887
Is the pineapple the slut,
or is it calling someone else a slut?
520
00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:32,931
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
521
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,687
- Huh.
- Look, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
522
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,104
Yeah? Maybe find someone
who gives a hoot.
523
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:38,743
Try an owl cage.
524
00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:41,081
Oh, honey, I love you,
but not your best.
525
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,843
Look, you have every right
not to accept my apology,
526
00:17:43,878 --> 00:17:45,559
but at least hear it first.
527
00:17:46,013 --> 00:17:47,780
I'm sorry I said Jake was selfish.
528
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,449
I'm sorry I ruined your honeymoon.
529
00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:52,318
I'm sorry I interrupted your
"Die Hard" -themed sexcapades.
530
00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:54,908
You don't have to list
everything; it's cool.
531
00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:57,912
Right. I thought if
I played by the NYPD's rules
532
00:17:57,948 --> 00:18:00,149
and didn't make any waves, one
day I would rise to a position
533
00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:02,120
where I could make meaningful change.
534
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:05,158
When they hired John Kelly,
I realized I was wrong,
535
00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:07,129
and I thought I was out of options.
536
00:18:07,401 --> 00:18:09,369
But then you tied me
to your bed, legs akimbo,
537
00:18:09,403 --> 00:18:12,612
and made me realize
there was another way.
538
00:18:12,648 --> 00:18:15,245
I could not give a hoot.
539
00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:17,280
Wow, the hoot thing is catching on.
Didn't see that coming.
540
00:18:17,316 --> 00:18:19,626
I'm going to go directly
to the mayor and tell him
541
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,380
John Kelly's "vigilant
policing" proposal
542
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,050
is regressive and counter-productive,
543
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:26,214
and if he implements it,
I'm gonna make
544
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,402
a big stink in the press.
545
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,853
Going over the commissioner
and threatening the mayor, sir?
546
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:31,280
Don't you think that'll piss him off?
547
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,171
I don't give a hoot.
548
00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:36,117
Listen, I'm on the next plane back,
549
00:18:36,153 --> 00:18:38,187
but I wanted to pay for you two
to extend your stay
550
00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:40,220
so you can have a proper honeymoon.
551
00:18:40,256 --> 00:18:42,224
Oh, sir, thank you.
552
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,061
That's very nice, right, Jake?
553
00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:45,096
Yeah, super cool.
554
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,715
Just out of curiosity
asking for a friend,
555
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,785
where did you get the shirt,
and how much did it cost?
556
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,244
Ooh, you're still wearing the mask?
557
00:18:51,278 --> 00:18:53,799
Yeah, to hide my sadness.
I'll take it off.
558
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:54,935
No, don't.
559
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,106
For some reason, it's easier
to care about what you say
560
00:18:57,142 --> 00:18:58,527
when you look like me.
561
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:00,689
Why did you tell your
mom to leave my dad, Gina?
562
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,726
Is it so bad being a Boyle?
563
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:05,730
Yes, it terrible, but that's
not why I did it.
564
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:07,366
My mom was cheating on your dad,
565
00:19:07,402 --> 00:19:09,002
so I told her she had to break
it off.
566
00:19:09,038 --> 00:19:10,439
What? Why didn't you tell me?
567
00:19:10,475 --> 00:19:12,243
Because I didn't want
to hurt you or him.
568
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,914
She was being disgusting, so
I told her she had to end it.
569
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,251
You were trying to protect us.
570
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:17,661
Gina, you were actually being sweet.
571
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,160
Uh-doi.
572
00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,275
- How's it going, Sarge?
- Not good.
573
00:19:22,309 --> 00:19:24,377
I'm reading this book on
religion, and apparently
574
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,097
there's some debate
as to what God is.
575
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,099
Don't worry about it.
576
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,602
- Gina had the manual.
- What?
577
00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:29,981
Why didn't she just give it to me?
578
00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:31,064
'Cause she's a rascal.
579
00:19:31,113 --> 00:19:32,381
Look at what it says.
580
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,588
"Never use italics, lest
people think you are
581
00:19:35,623 --> 00:19:37,056
a con-man or a clown."
582
00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:38,718
I'm not sure how this applies here.
583
00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:39,921
No. Under that.
584
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:42,258
"If you are unsure of what
to do in any situation,
585
00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:45,263
consult Sergeant Jeffords."
586
00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:47,285
I trust him completely."
587
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,331
Well, that's a kick in the butt.
588
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,119
So what should I do, Sarge?
589
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,641
Tell sanitation you'll
work the case together.
590
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,813
You're the primary,
and HQ can take it out
591
00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:58,015
of the supplemental budget.
592
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,508
- I'll find the room.
- Cool.
593
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:01,940
Top Dog Terry's back.
594
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:04,817
Okay, you ready?
595
00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:05,909
Mm-hmm.
596
00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:08,988
Hello.
597
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:10,090
Oh, my God.
598
00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:11,564
Are you Melvil Dewey?
599
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,933
Indeed I am.
600
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,218
I invented the Dewey decimal system,
601
00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:19,257
but right now I'm working on
the Do-me decimal system.
602
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:20,393
Mm-hmm, yeah.
603
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,429
This is really working for me.
604
00:20:21,465 --> 00:20:22,565
- Really?
- Yeah.
605
00:20:22,601 --> 00:20:24,314
- Awesome.
- So, Mr. Dewey,
606
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,684
can you save me from the
terrorists that have taken over
607
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,919
Nakatomi Plaza?
608
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:29,518
Yes, Holly Gennaro,
609
00:20:29,614 --> 00:20:34,685
I just need file them in the
library... card... catalog.
610
00:20:34,721 --> 00:20:36,015
Yeah, this is really hard to track.
611
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,318
Let's just take our clothes off.
612
00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:38,404
Oh, thank God.
This old jacket is so hot.
613
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,427
Yeah.
614
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,152
- _
- That was magical.
615
00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:43,569
- I can't believe we're back.
- I refuse to accept it.
616
00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:44,838
I'm still coconuting.
617
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,207
This is filled with coffee.
618
00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:47,293
It is very hot.
619
00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:48,995
Coconut is not a good insulator.
620
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:49,996
No, it's not.
621
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,012
- Captain.
- Peralta, Santiago,
622
00:20:52,048 --> 00:20:53,582
how was the end of the honeymoon?
623
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:54,918
It was amazing.
624
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,089
Not to brag, but I saw a sea turtle.
625
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,426
Kind of sounds like
you're bragging, babe.
626
00:20:58,462 --> 00:20:59,929
I was. It looked right at me.
627
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,241
How'd it go here?
Did you contact the mayor?
628
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:03,011
Yes. I voiced my concerns
as soon as I got back.
629
00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:05,362
He heard me out, and
he's put John Kelly's
630
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,509
"vigilant policing" initiative
under review.
631
00:21:07,545 --> 00:21:09,512
Way to go, No Hoots Holt.
632
00:21:09,857 --> 00:21:11,524
- Was Kelly pissed?
- Very much so.
633
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,462
To retaliate, he closed the
bottom floor of the Nine-Nine
634
00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:15,865
for renovations indefinitely.
635
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,201
Everyone's been moved to our bullpen.
636
00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:18,490
Wait. What?
637
00:21:18,855 --> 00:21:20,131
Prepare yourselves.
638
00:21:22,012 --> 00:21:24,914
The Nine-Nine is at war with the NYPD.
639
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,971
Ay caramba.
640
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,920
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