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I'm not high right now.
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But whoever gave us this show,
they must've been.
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America has spoken.
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(Snoop Dogg)
Listen up, y'all.
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Because the King of Kush...
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(Martha Stewart)
...and the Queen of Cuisine...
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(Snoop)
...are throwing
a little dinner party.
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Give it up for Martha Stewart
and Snoop Dogg!
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(cheering)
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The 'hood gonna go crazy when
they see this in my living room.
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(laughter)
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(Snoop)
We're inviting all
of our favorite homies...
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This is the weirdest group of
people ever on a stage together.
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(laughter)
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(Martha)
...to sample our most
delectable dishes.
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Oh, wow, look at this!
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It's a piece of weave
in there.
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(laughter)
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(Martha)
Because when you mix the best
of high society...
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And what will you be
whipping up tonight?
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A classic eggnog.
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(Snoop)
...with the best
of high society...
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Anything green is all right
with me, Martha.
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(Snoop)
...you never know
what's gonna pop off.
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What size is your float?
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(laughter)
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(Martha)
This is "Martha...
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(Snoop)
"...and Snoop's...
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(both)
...Potluck Dinner Party."
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Oh, Lord, I wanna thank you for
this food we're 'bout to have.
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♪ We're cooking
with Martha and Snoop ♪
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♪ Potluck Dinner Party ♪♪
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(bell dings,
music, cheering and applause)
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Let's get ready to sizzle.
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Tonight, we got two titans
that'll be squaring off,
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proclaiming them
the chicken-frying champion
of the world!
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On one side,
hailing from the LBC,
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the Fryin' Lion,
Snoop Dogg!
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(cheering and applause)
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And on the other side, hailing
from Bedford, New York,
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the Pressure Cooker, weighing in
at none of your f'ing business,
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Martha Stewart!
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(cheering and applause)
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Welcome to "Martha & Snoop's
Potluck Dinner Party."
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(cheering and applause)
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We're glad y'all
could be here.
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Give it up for DJ Fredwreck
in the house.
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(cheering and applause)
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We all know that everyone
loves fried chicken.
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You'll find nearly
one million Instagrams
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hashtagged with
"fried chicken"!
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Mmm...
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One million!
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And even more if you include
the ones hashtagged "thighs."
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(laughter)
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I just gotta say, Martha,
I got a little beef with you.
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You questioned my fry-hood.
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Tell 'em
what you said, Martha.
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I politely said
that I make fried chicken
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a wee bit better
than Snoop.
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(audience)
Ooh!
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Which is wack, because
I was raised on fried chicken.
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My pacifier was
a drumstick.
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(laughter)
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So, to settle this...
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...we're having
a head-to-head contest
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to see who makes the best
fried chicken.
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(bell dinging)
The winner will get
the CFC title belt
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proclaiming them
the chicken-frying champion
of the world!
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(cheering and applause)
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Oh, wow!
(DJ)
Yeah!
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Yeah!
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I want it.
It's mine.
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Nope, it's mine.
Mine!
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It's mine!
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It'll be mine
by the end of the night.
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(laughter)
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So, are you ready?
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Are you ready?
Let's go do it.
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Let's do it.
Okay.
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(cheering and applause)
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Fling mine back there.
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Let's kick this
competition off
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with a small drink.
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That's a good idea.
Yeah.
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This is a drink that I call
The Laid Back.
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(women)
♪ With my mind on my money ♪
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♪ And my money on my mind ♪
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Okay.
All right.
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See, this drink is made
with Tanqueray 10,
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Apple Ciroc,
pineapples,
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a little fruit juice.
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Pop this glass
right here for you.
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Pineapple's your favorite
fruit, I think.
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I love pineapple.
I think I'm half Hawaiian.
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(laughter)
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Then I top it off with
some of that, you know,
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your favorite.
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Club soda,
not ginger ale.
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Yeah, it's the topper.
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See, already
I'm changing.
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(Snoop)
This demands a toast.
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I need everybody to hold
your glasses up.
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Put your glasses
in the air.
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You got Long Beach
on the left,
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Bedford on the right.
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No matter how
this contest goes down,
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I'm taking that chicken belt
home tonight.
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(cheering and applause)
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Okay, all right.
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Well, Snoop, if we are gonna
have a fried chicken contest,
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we'll need some people
to help us.
Mm-hmm.
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Let's bring out
our guests.
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(cheering)
He's a comedic genius
who pushes boundaries
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with his films,
from "The Interview"
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to "Sausage Party."
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He's definitely
the type of neighbor
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that you want to have around
when you're looking
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for that
sticky-icky-icky.
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Give it up for the one
and only Seth Rogen!
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(cheering and applause)
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Seth!
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What'd you bring me?
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I brought you guys
a fire extinguisher
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so we don't
all die here.
Oh, perfect.
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A lot of us smoke,
so that adds to the...
Yes, we do.
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(laughter)
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Let's bring out
our next guest, Martha.
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He's got a blossoming
cannabis line
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called Khalifa Kush,
which I use personally.
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Give it up for DJ Daddy Kat,
better known as Wiz Khalifa!
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(cheering and applause)
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(rap music plays)
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What's up?
How you doing?
(laughing)
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I brought some gifts...
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a little extra seasoning,
you know.
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Oh, look,
lots of green.
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Throw that in there
when we need to, you dig?
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Oh, don't waste any.
Yeah, that's KK.
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Thank you,
thank you.
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What's KK?
KK is Khalifa Kush.
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Oh, okay.
That's-- that's a...
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(cheering and applause)
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That's a herb.
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Martha, that's
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one of those herbs
that I'll be using tonight
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with my special chicken wings.
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Oh, okay,
like my rosemary...
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Yes, it's just like that.
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Basil, okay.
Yeah.
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It's just from a different
part of the world now,
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you know
what I'm talking about?
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This is the weirdest group
of people ever
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on a stage together.
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I think it's
pretty tight, though.
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(laughter)
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Hey, y'all gotta rock
with me one time.
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No, Seth, Wiz,
on the real, though.
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Me and Martha, we having like a
real fried chicken-off tonight.
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And we just basically trying
to see who got the best chicken.
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So we're gonna need y'all
to help us
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put this thing together
if y'all don't mind.
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(Martha)
I don't know who's
gonna be more fried
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by the end of this show,
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my chicken
or your chicken.
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Yeah, and you better work up
an appetite
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because these guys
right here,
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they in charge
of the taste test.
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(cheering)
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I'm psyched.
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Seth, I have to win.
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I can't lose
to the hood.
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Okay...
(laughing)
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Give the hood a break,
Martha.
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(laughter)
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I'm competitive.
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I'm from the hood,
too, Martha.
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I know, but you have to vote
also for me.
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Martha, stop trying to press
my homeboy like that.
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See how she squeeze?
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"Yeah, so you gonna
vote for me..."
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Yeah, they're really hitting it
off over there.
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I'm gonna pay him.
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Mmm.
Well, I've been on the road
with Snoop for a long time.
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You know what I mean?
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And everybody calls me like
the young Snoop Dogg, so...
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He did, too.
He does, too.
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Yeah, he influenced me
a lot.
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Is there any way
that Snoop influenced you?
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Oh, many, many ways.
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I mean, his vocabulary
is catching on.
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For real.
Let me hear some.
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I'm going home
with a whole new ling--
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well, lingo's not
the right word, right?
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A whole new vernacular.
Vernacular.
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And, uh, and also
dress code.
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Look, I'm wearing a T-shirt.
I'm wearing bling.
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Yeah, look at her.
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I never--
I never wear bling.
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I'm the only one here
without a necklace on.
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(laughter)
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Hey, Wiz got about five.
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Wiz, let him borrow
one of them necklaces, okay?
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All right, for sure.
I'll let you get one.
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Yeah!
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(cheering)
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(Martha)
I'm giving you this one.
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It looks like a...
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An ankh.
An ankh.
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It's an Egyptian sign, Seth,
an Egyptian god, by the way.
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You probably know that.
I will give this back.
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It looks sort of like
a contraception thing.
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It does a little bit.
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It looks like a NuvaRing.
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(laughter)
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You look like such
a normal person.
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Look sort of nerdy,
but you're...
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(laughter)
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Martha Stewart just
called me nerdy.
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(laughter)
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I'm wearing a chain,
for God's sakes!
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He hip-hop, Martha.
Look at him, he hip-hop.
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He got a drink in his hand
and a chain around his neck.
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Yeah, yeah.
He's hip-hop.
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Damn!
So how do you know Snoop?
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How do I know Snoop?
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Uh, I was a huge fan
of his growing up.
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And then I met him
on his podcast show.
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And were you
disillusioned?
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Not at all,
are you kidding me?
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Who lives up to what
you hope them to be like
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more than Snoop?
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(cheering and laughter)
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So, Seth,
if I wasn't here,
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would this be considered
a "sausage party"?
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(laughing)
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(cheering)
It would.
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Hearing you say those words
was one of the better things
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that's ever happened
to me in my entire life.
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It would be.
But because you're here,
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it makes it
a sausage party/taco fiesta.
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(laughter)
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I think it's time
to start this contest.
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I do, too.
I'm ready to kick
your butt, Snoop.
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What?
It's like that, Martha?
Yes, indeed.
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Okay, okay.
I'm feeling competitive.
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I like that.
Here's what we gonna do.
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Wiz, you play with her.
Seth, you stay with me.
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(Martha)
Ready to go?
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When we come back,
the competition will be as hot
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as the oil in which we are
going to fry.
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(music, cheering and applause)
253
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Talk that shit,
Martha!
254
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,435
(laughter)
255
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,372
(music continues)
256
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,808
(doorbell rings)
257
00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,277
Uh-oh, what does that mean?
258
00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:05,012
Y'all know what it is.
What's up, man?
259
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,813
(cheering)
260
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,449
(Snoop)
Ice Cube's in the house!
261
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,252
I would say that you got
kicked out of high school.
262
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,087
Yeah?
You think that of me?
263
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,722
(laughter)
264
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,924
Martha thinks very little
of you.
265
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,692
(laughter)
266
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♪ We're cooking with
Martha and Snoop ♪
267
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♪ We're cooking
with Martha and Snoop... ♪
268
00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:25,970
♪ We cooking with 'em, yeah ♪
269
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(cheering and applause)
270
00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:34,478
Welcome back
to "Martha & Snoop's
Potluck Dinner Party."
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We've got our friend
Seth Rogen here
272
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and Wiz Khalifa
helping us out.
273
00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,019
(cheering)
274
00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:45,022
We're in the middle
of a cockfight.
275
00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:46,924
(Seth chuckles)
276
00:09:46,924 --> 00:09:48,326
Martha, Martha,
let me clean it up for you.
277
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,595
What's she trying to say is that
we're having a contest
278
00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:52,129
to see who makes
the best chicken.
279
00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:54,799
So, Martha,
tell me exactly
280
00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:56,067
how're you're making
this fried chicken.
281
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,469
Okay, so first it's brined.
Brine.
282
00:09:58,469 --> 00:10:00,037
And what does brine mean?
283
00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:03,107
Brine means it's been
soaking in ice water.
Mm-hmm.
284
00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:06,210
And two tablespoons
of salt.
285
00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:09,347
That takes all those impurities
out of that chicken.
286
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,082
Look how beautiful and white
and cold it looks.
287
00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:12,483
It does look beautiful.
288
00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:14,085
(laughter)
289
00:10:14,085 --> 00:10:15,786
I'm not touching that one.
290
00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:18,222
So that stays in the fridge
for two days.
291
00:10:18,222 --> 00:10:19,357
Wait a minute,
you just said--
292
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,325
Two days in a bowl?
Two days, yeah!
293
00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:22,460
Wait, wait, wait
wait, wait.
294
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,195
First of all,
we're gonna be too hungry
295
00:10:24,195 --> 00:10:26,364
to be waiting two or three
days to eat.
But you have to make--
296
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,399
Who knows they're gonna want
chicken in two days?
Man!
297
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,936
Well, I just keep it always,
I have chicken all the time.
298
00:10:31,936 --> 00:10:33,504
You always have
a bowl of chicken
299
00:10:33,504 --> 00:10:35,473
in a bowl...
(laughing)
300
00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,041
Martha, in the hood,
you know,
301
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:39,944
the rule in the hood
is you cook the chicken,
302
00:10:39,944 --> 00:10:41,579
then you put it in
the refrigerator
303
00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:44,448
for the next couple of days
after it gets cold.
304
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:46,083
And then you reheat it.
I hate cold fried chicken.
305
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,352
What? That's the best
chicken in the world.
306
00:10:48,352 --> 00:10:49,587
No, uh-uh.
307
00:10:49,587 --> 00:10:51,923
Man, you hear me?
(cheering and applause)
308
00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:55,793
So after, after
you brine it...
309
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:59,664
then you put it into a bowl
of buttermilk bath.
310
00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:01,165
Oh, that's nice.
311
00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:02,800
Have you ever had
a buttermilk bath?
312
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,602
No, that's amazing.
Ah, well, you would
like that.
313
00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:07,405
That sounds good.
This is not paprika.
314
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,073
This is...
315
00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:12,710
What is it?
Cayenne pepper.
316
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,212
(Seth)
Whoa!
Yeah, so half
a teaspoon...
317
00:11:14,212 --> 00:11:16,681
You remember the cayenne
with the lemon and the ginger?
318
00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:18,282
Did you guys go
on a cleanse together?
319
00:11:18,282 --> 00:11:19,550
Is that what you're
talking about?
320
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:22,353
(laughter)
321
00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:26,591
I just got insight into Wiz
and Snoop's cleanse.
322
00:11:26,591 --> 00:11:28,593
That's the least gangster
thing that's ever happened.
323
00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:30,628
But you know what,
Martha,
324
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:32,063
this gonna take y'all
three days.
325
00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:35,199
My meal gonna take 12 minutes
and we gonna be eating.
326
00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:36,667
(cheering)
327
00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,836
But I had mine in the fridge
from two days ago.
328
00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,037
Oh, okay, so you're a step
ahead of the game.
329
00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:41,339
Okay, there you go.
Everything's ready.
330
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:42,773
And then a little
secret sauce.
331
00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:44,308
Oh, that's that
secret, huh?
332
00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:45,877
Yeah, that's my secret--
Tabasco.
333
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,511
(Wiz)
Too much sauce.
Mmm.
334
00:11:47,511 --> 00:11:49,881
Not too much.
You can add that later
if you want.
335
00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:52,183
Yeah, I gotta say,
what she's making looks good.
336
00:11:52,183 --> 00:11:54,619
It does.
I would just drink
that sludge.
337
00:11:54,619 --> 00:11:55,953
(laughter)
338
00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,154
Stir it all around.
All around?
339
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:58,789
Yeah, all around.
So now I'm gonna--
340
00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:02,260
I'm gonna take the chicken
out of the saltwater.
341
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,861
Give it a little--
okay, that's good.
342
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:07,198
Okay, Wiz, look at you.
You got your whip game together.
343
00:12:07,198 --> 00:12:10,368
Get all that salty water off
into that buttermilk bath.
344
00:12:10,368 --> 00:12:14,205
If you took a buttermilk bath,
you'd be whiter.
345
00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:16,841
(laughter)
346
00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:19,810
Again, I'm not touching
that one.
Me neither.
347
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:21,379
It's cool,
it's cool.
348
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,581
If one person knows how
to make shit whiter,
349
00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:25,116
it's Martha Stewart.
(laughing)
350
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,456
(Snoop)
Check it out, y'all.
351
00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:34,625
Here's another interesting fact
about chicken.
352
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,860
Trip this.
353
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,828
(music, cheering and applause)
354
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:41,165
How important is fried chicken
to our country?
355
00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,769
In 2011,
President Barack Obama
356
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:48,005
made one of the biggest
decisions of his presidency.
357
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:51,676
While in Los Angeles, on his way
to an important meeting,
358
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:55,379
he detoured his motorcade
to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles.
359
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:56,781
(cheering)
360
00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:58,416
Yes, sir,
and once he got there,
361
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:01,052
he ordered a number nine
Country Boy--
362
00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:05,389
three wings and a waffle--
mmm-- which is $8.90
363
00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:07,625
of well-spent taxpayer money.
364
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,193
(laughter)
365
00:13:09,193 --> 00:13:12,163
It is known now
as the number nine Obama.
366
00:13:12,163 --> 00:13:15,900
And with those wings and waffles
in his belly,
367
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:19,237
the president now had
the fire to resolve and take out
368
00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:22,073
Osama Bin Laden.
(cheering and applause)
369
00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:23,741
Now chew on that.
370
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,543
(Seth)
That's amazing.
371
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:28,379
Didn't President Obama say
that he loves you
372
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:30,781
in a press speech
about the cyber attacks
373
00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:32,917
over the movie
"The Interview"?
Yeah.
374
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,919
How was that moment for you
hearing the president say
375
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,654
that he respected
your game?
376
00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:40,491
It was dope 'cause
I respect his game.
377
00:13:40,491 --> 00:13:43,094
Yeah, in a real way.
Game respect game...
378
00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:46,764
Yeah, game recognize game.
...is what I learned that day.
379
00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:48,900
You, you smoked weed
in the White House,
380
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,303
did you not?
Uh--
381
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:53,604
Careful, Snoop.
Careful, Snoop.
382
00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,606
You know, the drones
is flying around.
383
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:57,108
Yeah, no snitchin', man.
384
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,776
I didn't get to smoke weed
in the White House, though.
385
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:00,778
So it's kind of-- I haven't--
it's a bum rap, so...
386
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:03,281
Don't worry, I'll make
that happen for you.
387
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:05,249
Yeah.
We're gonna get
that handled.
388
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:07,118
(chuckling)
389
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,353
Our chicken is ready
to fry.
390
00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:10,621
Let's watch your stuff.
391
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:12,857
What I'm doing right now,
I'm lightly seasoning.
392
00:14:12,857 --> 00:14:15,226
This is a lemon pepper.
Lemon pep--
393
00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:16,794
Where'd you get
lemon pepper from?
394
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,297
From the lemon man
on the corner of 103rd.
395
00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,632
I must say, it smells
really, really good.
Why, thank you.
396
00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:23,935
So you've cut each wing
into three pieces?
397
00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:26,070
Into two pieces, Martha.
Oh, where's the little--
398
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,405
The flap,
I got rid of that.
399
00:14:27,405 --> 00:14:29,340
We don't eat
that little flappy shit.
400
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,609
The tip, the tip?
401
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,010
They be having
hair in it.
402
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,412
Like I don't want to be wanting
to bite around the hair.
403
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:35,513
So I'm like,
you know what?
404
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:38,149
Don't, don't it always
got hair in it?
405
00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,650
No one likes
that part.
406
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:42,086
I think that's the under
the arm where the...
(laughing)
407
00:14:42,086 --> 00:14:43,854
That part right there,
I don't want that.
408
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,489
No, binding Snoop's wings,
we don't (bleep) with that.
409
00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:48,793
Ha-ha!
All right, so...
410
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,595
(Snoop)
Hey, Seth, what's your
favorite thing to eat?
411
00:14:50,595 --> 00:14:51,996
I like cheeseburgers a lot.
412
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:54,031
Love cheeseburgers.
413
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,167
I do love chicken wings,
though.
Mm-hmm.
414
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,669
Buffalo wings I like,
which are chicken wings--
415
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,204
You must love kimchi.
416
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:01,505
I do love kimchi.
417
00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,174
I like Korean
chicken wings a lot.
418
00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:04,775
Are you still allowed
to eat it?
419
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:06,310
I'm not.
(laughs)
420
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,880
As long as I don't go to Korea,
I can eat it, yeah.
421
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,548
Oh, they don't want you
over there?
422
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:13,651
I'm not welcome in that part
of the world anymore.
423
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,419
I wonder why.
424
00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:17,555
Would you like me to get you
some North Korean
425
00:15:17,555 --> 00:15:18,556
honey barbecue wings?
426
00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:20,825
I would love that.
(laughter)
427
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,226
Okay, so I've put mine
428
00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:24,495
in my buttermilk bath.
429
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:29,066
Wiz, you just take that
to the fridge.
430
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,368
Where's the fridge at?
For eight hours,
right there.
431
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:31,769
That's our fridge
on that side.
432
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:33,170
"Where's the fridge?"
433
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,239
He's very familiar with
kitchens, you can tell.
434
00:15:35,239 --> 00:15:36,440
That's our fridge.
435
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,609
(fanfare)
436
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,244
(cheering and laughter)
437
00:15:40,244 --> 00:15:45,316
(music continues)
438
00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:47,618
(Snoop)
Okay, that's nice.
439
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:49,387
(music stops)
440
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:50,955
(laughter)
441
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,456
Open that one.
(Wiz)
Does it do that every time?
442
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,792
Open that one if you want
to really be scared.
443
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,494
Both doors.
(club music playing)
444
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:58,029
Hey.
445
00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:00,331
Cool, right?
446
00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,900
(club music continues)
447
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:06,337
(Snoop)
This (bleep)
is about to go down.
448
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:08,339
(music stops)
449
00:16:08,339 --> 00:16:11,943
All we need is something to wipe
this man hands off with.
450
00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:14,278
Do y'all got
some napkins around here?
451
00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,214
I mean, this is the hood
and Hollywood right here.
452
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:17,982
Exactly, getting
the real white.
453
00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:19,517
♪ We're cooking
with Martha and Snoop ♪
454
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:21,586
♪ We're cooking with
Martha and Snoop... ♪
455
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,503
♪ We cooking with 'em, yeah ♪
456
00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:28,139
(DJ)
Here they are, getting ready
to put their fryers on blast.
457
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:31,176
It's Martha Stewart
and Snoop Dogg!
458
00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:32,577
(cheering and applause)
459
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:36,481
Now, look, my recipe was
inspired by the best chicken,
460
00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,284
you know, spots
in the neighborhood
that I come from.
461
00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:42,153
Some of these places have,
you know, white tablecloths.
462
00:16:42,153 --> 00:16:44,289
But in others,
they serve you
463
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:46,057
through this thing
right here, Martha.
464
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:48,660
(Wiz)
Oh, Lord.
465
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,662
I know what that is.
Oh.
466
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:53,932
Uh, see, this thing right here
is bulletproof, right?
467
00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,700
'Cause the owners
are paranoid,
468
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,470
but the chicken chain
is off the hook.
469
00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:59,871
(laughter)
470
00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:01,139
Can I take your order?
471
00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:05,944
Yes, I'd like 14 pieces
of fried wings.
472
00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:07,912
Would you like fries
with that?
473
00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:11,082
Oh, I want some of those
little corn fritters.
474
00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:12,217
Corn fritters?
475
00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:13,852
15 minutes
on the corn fritters.
476
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,153
(Snoop chuckles)
477
00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:18,056
I'll try that next time
I'm downtown.
478
00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:19,557
(laughing)
479
00:17:19,557 --> 00:17:21,059
Oh, you're gonna have to go
way further down
480
00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:23,995
than downtown, Martha.
(laughing)
481
00:17:23,995 --> 00:17:25,830
Now, get ready
to get your hands dirty.
Okay.
482
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,400
We're going to add
all-purpose flour,
483
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,969
like two cups
for 10 pieces of chicken.
484
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:32,537
A half a teaspoon
of cayenne.
485
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:35,173
And then
a teaspoon of salt.
486
00:17:35,173 --> 00:17:37,809
And I always use kosher salt
because Seth Rogen's here.
487
00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:40,478
Thank you.
(chuckles)
488
00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:43,882
And I also use a teaspoon
of black pepper,
489
00:17:43,882 --> 00:17:45,617
a heaping teaspoon.
490
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:47,218
I love
black pepper.
Mmm.
491
00:17:47,218 --> 00:17:48,520
Why you don't like
white pepper?
492
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,055
I like white pepper,
493
00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,389
but I like
black pepper better.
494
00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:53,425
(Wiz)
I know black pepper's better.
Yeah.
495
00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:57,028
Now, you take the chicken
out of the buttermilk bath
496
00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:59,331
and you coat it generously
with flour.
497
00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:00,865
You want to do some?
Yep.
498
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:03,268
So do you want to hear
a little-known fact?
Yeah.
499
00:18:03,268 --> 00:18:06,104
Scottish immigrants
brought fried chicken
500
00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:07,806
to America.
Wow.
501
00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:10,709
And then it was
African Americans
502
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,510
who improved
on the recipe
503
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,546
with novel spices
and seasonings.
504
00:18:14,546 --> 00:18:15,847
There you go, baby.
505
00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:17,215
Can you say that again?
506
00:18:17,215 --> 00:18:19,384
That they were
African Americans
507
00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:21,586
that took that bland-ass
chicken
508
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,155
and made that thing
do what it do.
509
00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:26,358
(cheering and applause)
510
00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:27,525
(Seth)
Where do you get
your chicken, Martha?
511
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,227
At the farm down the road.
I see.
512
00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,930
Fresh-killed, beautiful--
Have you ever killed
a chicken yourself?
513
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:33,898
Yes, I have.
Oh, Martha!
514
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,034
That's so messed up.
That's fine.
515
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,235
How'd you do it?
Did you shoot it?
516
00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:38,803
No, no.
517
00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,205
You wrung,
you wrung his neck?
518
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:43,608
No, I fed it,
I fed it some vodka.
519
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:46,044
And then I cut off
its head.
520
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,513
Oh, Martha,
come on, man!
521
00:18:48,513 --> 00:18:51,082
If Martha starts giving you
vodka, look out.
522
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:52,183
(laughing)
523
00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,054
Let's get our thing
poppin' now.
Let's do it!
524
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:57,722
Now, the first trick
to the trade is,
525
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,391
you take some 'tata chips
526
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:00,425
'Tata chips.
Yeah.
527
00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,260
T-A-T-A?
528
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,029
See what I'm saying?
Now watch game.
529
00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:05,196
What?!
530
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,532
We won this shit
already, yo.
531
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:08,800
(laughter)
532
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,535
(Wiz)
That's crazy.
(Seth)
Go home.
533
00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:15,740
I've never seen potato chips
in your chicken before.
Exactly.
534
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,208
In the hood,
you put 'em all in there
535
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,510
'cause we're trying to get
this done in 12 minutes.
536
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,844
She talking about three days.
537
00:19:19,844 --> 00:19:21,613
It's like a game,
you know what I'm saying?
538
00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:23,148
It's like a game--
look, you hear that?
539
00:19:23,148 --> 00:19:24,349
(sizzling)
His (bleep) already frying.
540
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:25,417
You hear that?
I ain't playing no game.
541
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,618
I'm gonna put
my chicken in.
542
00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:27,752
Wait, hold on.
Are you guys starting?
543
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:28,954
Is it ready, set,
fry time yet?
544
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:30,055
I didn't say start yet,
did I?
545
00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:32,257
It's too late!
It's happening!
546
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:33,792
So you want to take...
Which one?
547
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,593
Any one.
Okay, this one,
any one.
548
00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:36,928
Yeah, take that one.
549
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,463
Scoop a little bit
of that egg out of there.
550
00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:39,631
Now drop it over
them chicken wings.
551
00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:41,433
There you go.
There you go.
552
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,168
(Seth chuckles)
There you go, Seth,
553
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:44,436
You got chef
in your blood, boy.
554
00:19:44,436 --> 00:19:46,938
I sure do.
(laughing)
You know what I mean?
555
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,473
Martha would say
it's 'cause I'm Jewish.
556
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,508
(laughter)
557
00:19:50,508 --> 00:19:52,477
Now these things gonna be
tremendous, man.
558
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:53,645
I'm telling you.
559
00:19:53,645 --> 00:19:55,413
(loud sizzling)
Holy (bleep)!
560
00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:57,949
(laughing)
561
00:19:57,949 --> 00:19:59,784
(Snoop)
I need my goggles on.
562
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:02,454
(DJ)
There you go, there you go,
there you go.
563
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:04,956
(cheering)
I have a splatter guard.
564
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,525
Look.
(Seth chuckles)
565
00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:10,061
Why she always get
the upper echelon?
566
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,764
And me, I gotta go all the way
to the battlefield?
567
00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:14,566
Yeah.
This don't make no sense.
568
00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:17,469
We're here
with bedazzles.
569
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:19,004
(sizzling, laughter)
570
00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:20,071
Holy (bleep).
571
00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:21,206
Wow.
572
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,541
(sizzling)
573
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:26,778
My chicken is gonna be so good,
Martha, I tell you.
574
00:20:26,778 --> 00:20:28,246
It looks good.
Yeah.
575
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:29,547
You don't have a timer
or something?
576
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:30,782
How do you know
exactly how long--
577
00:20:30,782 --> 00:20:32,050
I don't have to have
no timer.
578
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,451
You look at the grease.
The grease tell you
579
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:34,786
when it's time
to take it out.
580
00:20:34,786 --> 00:20:37,055
You don't know how
to read grease?
581
00:20:37,055 --> 00:20:38,790
(laughter)
582
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:42,460
(Martha)
Looking good, look.
583
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,595
Mmm.
584
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,563
Snoop, look at this!
585
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,399
Oh, wow,
look at this!
586
00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:49,534
It's a piece of weave
in there.
587
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:52,304
(laughter)
588
00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,443
(Snoop)
I need a picture of this.
589
00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:00,946
Ooh!
(camera snaps)
590
00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:02,414
Ooh!
591
00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:03,848
(camera snaps)
592
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:06,084
(cheering and applause)
(both chuckling)
593
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,385
Look what we doing, man.
594
00:21:07,385 --> 00:21:09,888
Oh, is she injecting some
steroids in the chicken?
595
00:21:09,888 --> 00:21:11,623
No, we're just testing
the temperature over here,
596
00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:13,692
making sure
it's all-the-way ripe.
597
00:21:13,692 --> 00:21:16,895
They got the A-Rod
of fried chicken over there.
598
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,396
(doorbell rings)
599
00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:20,198
Uh-oh, what does that mean?
600
00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:21,466
Oh, somebody's
at the door.
601
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:22,767
Y'all know what it is.
What's up?
602
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,269
(DJ)
Ice Cube's in the house!
603
00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:28,974
(cheering and applause)
(overlapping chatter)
604
00:21:28,974 --> 00:21:30,909
Hey, what's up?
605
00:21:30,909 --> 00:21:32,277
Hi! Oh, my word!
606
00:21:32,277 --> 00:21:34,579
Where am I at, man?
607
00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:35,680
Where am I at in here?
608
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,515
Where am I at here?
609
00:21:37,515 --> 00:21:38,550
Cube, look at me.
610
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,751
You walk in
on me and Martha, man,
611
00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,620
and I'm in here
cooking up some wings, man.
612
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,455
What they look like?
They look pretty good.
613
00:21:43,455 --> 00:21:44,689
What do you think
of mine?
614
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:45,790
Uh, yours look real good too.
615
00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:48,293
Maybe Cube can judge
whose the best is,
616
00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:50,996
'cause this is
the fried chicken championship.
617
00:21:50,996 --> 00:21:52,030
Oh, that's what
this is right here?
618
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,498
This is the cook-off,
the fry-off
619
00:21:53,498 --> 00:21:55,033
to see who gets
that belt back there.
620
00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:56,901
See that belt, that fried
chicken championship belt?
621
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,336
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, you know?
622
00:21:58,336 --> 00:22:00,238
I'm a professional
eater, so...
623
00:22:00,238 --> 00:22:01,539
I do know that.
624
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:02,674
I definitely can
get down with this.
625
00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:04,276
Cube, talk to us
for a minute, man.
626
00:22:04,276 --> 00:22:05,410
What's you been
up to, O.G.?
627
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:06,511
Oh, you know,
just working hard.
628
00:22:06,511 --> 00:22:09,180
Records and, uh, movies.
629
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,582
Shout out to "Barbershop 3."
630
00:22:10,582 --> 00:22:11,883
I really enjoyed that movie.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
631
00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,385
(cheering and applause)
632
00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:14,819
Have you done a romance?
633
00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:17,188
Uh, I'm not,
634
00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:18,857
I'm not really into romantic--
635
00:22:18,857 --> 00:22:20,191
Come on, cuz,
nobody wanna hear that.
636
00:22:20,191 --> 00:22:21,426
You fittin' to do
a romance, dog.
637
00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:23,028
I don't wanna do
no romance, man.
638
00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:24,863
I leave that to all the
romantic people out there.
639
00:22:24,863 --> 00:22:28,133
And he just got inducted into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
640
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:30,035
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I heard that.
641
00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:32,871
Yeah.
Yeah.
(cheering and applause)
642
00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:35,707
Hey, Cube, didn't you just do
a game show or something?
643
00:22:35,707 --> 00:22:37,275
Yeah, we, uh, we just
did this game show
644
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,311
called "Hip Hop Squares."
645
00:22:39,311 --> 00:22:41,613
(whooping)
Oh, like
the "Hollywood Squares"?
646
00:22:41,613 --> 00:22:42,814
Like the
"Hollywood Squares."
Oh, that's hard.
647
00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:45,183
We shoulda called it
"Hip Hop Cubes."
648
00:22:45,183 --> 00:22:46,518
(laughter)
Yeah, for real,
though, right?
649
00:22:46,518 --> 00:22:48,386
Everybody was cool
on the show,
650
00:22:48,386 --> 00:22:49,955
hosted be DeRay.
651
00:22:49,955 --> 00:22:51,589
Oh, the homie DeRay?
DeRay, yeah, yeah.
652
00:22:51,589 --> 00:22:52,824
From Chicago?
Man, he got busy.
653
00:22:52,824 --> 00:22:54,492
You know what you doing,
Wiz, man?
654
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:57,162
I just saw you sprinkle
a little salt on there.
655
00:22:57,162 --> 00:22:59,464
I got a nice touch--
He's been very helpful.
656
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,199
Man, don't be
messing up the food.
657
00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:03,068
(laughs)
The great thing about Snoop,
658
00:23:03,068 --> 00:23:05,303
he never stops
touching his food,
659
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,304
and I like that.
660
00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:07,305
I love my food.
661
00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:08,340
My food gonna love me back.
662
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:10,575
All we need...
663
00:23:10,575 --> 00:23:12,944
is something to wipe
this man hands off with.
664
00:23:12,944 --> 00:23:15,347
You know Grandma used to cook
like this back in the day.
665
00:23:15,347 --> 00:23:16,648
I'm in here like Grandma
right now.
666
00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:19,017
But do y'all got
some napkins around here?
667
00:23:19,017 --> 00:23:20,585
This is the hood
over here, cuz.
668
00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:21,953
You know what I'm saying?
669
00:23:21,953 --> 00:23:23,755
We got nice white cloths
and (bleep).
670
00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:26,358
I mean, this is the hood
and Hollywood right here.
Exactly.
671
00:23:26,358 --> 00:23:29,260
(laughter)
Okay, that's looking
very good, Snoop.
672
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,562
Snap into one of those.
Seth, go ahead,
673
00:23:30,562 --> 00:23:32,430
try one of those.
Let me see me get a sample.
674
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:34,833
I'm gonna look at it first.
I'm not playing no games.
675
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,268
That's pretty good.
Mm-hmm.
676
00:23:36,268 --> 00:23:37,969
You need to cook it
a little longer, though.
677
00:23:37,969 --> 00:23:40,939
You need to cook it
a little longer, homie.
678
00:23:40,939 --> 00:23:42,540
He must have ate the one
you cooked, Seth.
679
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,842
(laughter)
Hey, guys.
680
00:23:43,842 --> 00:23:45,777
The moment of truth
is upon us.
681
00:23:45,777 --> 00:23:47,545
You gotta cook that
a little longer, Snoop.
682
00:23:47,545 --> 00:23:49,547
Who has
the best fried chicken?
683
00:23:49,547 --> 00:23:53,184
Snoop D-o-double-G
or moi?
684
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,987
(music, cheering and applause)
685
00:23:55,987 --> 00:23:57,822
Going to jail
does not make you stronger.
686
00:23:57,822 --> 00:23:59,291
What?
Damn...
687
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,726
For real?
You be tough as hell.
688
00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:03,395
She is tough.
689
00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:06,197
It's time for us to decide
who's going to leave here
690
00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:08,166
with the championship belt.
691
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,668
Will it be Snoop Dogg
692
00:24:09,668 --> 00:24:11,436
or is it gonna be
Martha Stewart?
693
00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:13,471
(cheering and applause)
694
00:24:13,471 --> 00:24:15,974
♪ We're cooking with
Martha and Snoop... ♪
695
00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:21,389
(music, cheering and applause)
696
00:24:21,414 --> 00:24:25,685
We have just finished
our fried chicken dishes
697
00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,111
and we're about to dig in
698
00:24:27,111 --> 00:24:29,814
and find out who makes
the better fried chicken.
699
00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:31,115
But before we try--
700
00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:32,216
What should we do?
701
00:24:32,216 --> 00:24:33,284
We have to say grace.
702
00:24:33,284 --> 00:24:34,618
And that's my specialty.
703
00:24:34,618 --> 00:24:37,321
Everybody hold hands
and bow your heads.
704
00:24:37,321 --> 00:24:39,990
(organ playing)
705
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,892
Oh, Lord...
706
00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:46,731
We thank the most high,
so please, do listen.
707
00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:48,733
We're about to eat
fried chicken
708
00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:51,502
that'll make
your fingers glisten.
709
00:24:51,502 --> 00:24:55,706
But watch out for Martha,
'cause she's about to lose,
710
00:24:55,706 --> 00:24:59,677
'cause Snoop's chicken is
soaked in chronic and booze.
711
00:24:59,677 --> 00:25:01,178
(laughter)
712
00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:03,381
Raise your glasses.
Say Amen!
713
00:25:03,381 --> 00:25:04,949
(all)
Amen!
714
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:05,950
Let's go!
715
00:25:05,950 --> 00:25:07,518
(cheering)
716
00:25:07,518 --> 00:25:09,754
Now's the moment of truth.
717
00:25:09,754 --> 00:25:11,589
Let's taste
the fried chicken.
718
00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:12,957
I want one of yours first.
719
00:25:12,957 --> 00:25:14,792
And see whose is better.
Can I have one of yours first?
720
00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,127
I know it's supposed to be
ladies first,
721
00:25:16,127 --> 00:25:17,795
but when it come to chicken,
I ain't got no rules.
722
00:25:17,795 --> 00:25:18,996
(laughter)
Okay.
723
00:25:18,996 --> 00:25:20,564
It's me first.
724
00:25:20,564 --> 00:25:21,966
So we need to take
a piece of chicken.
725
00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:23,267
Me second.
726
00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:24,802
What do you want,
dark meat, light meat?
727
00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:26,103
Light meat, please.
Light meat.
728
00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:27,605
Okay, light meat.
Cube, what you want?
729
00:25:27,605 --> 00:25:29,507
Give me dark meat, please.
Give it to me.
730
00:25:29,507 --> 00:25:32,176
Hers is big and
steroided out the game...
731
00:25:32,176 --> 00:25:33,310
(laughter)
Snoop, can I get
one of yours?
732
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:34,979
Can I get
one of yours, please?
733
00:25:34,979 --> 00:25:36,914
We're keeping it
so ghetto right now.
734
00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:38,282
What you doing,
eating fried chicken
735
00:25:38,282 --> 00:25:39,583
with a fork
and a knife, man?
736
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,485
I... there's
gold forks and knives.
737
00:25:41,485 --> 00:25:43,320
Seth, what's going on, baby?
How often does that happen?
738
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,789
Come on, baby.
739
00:25:44,789 --> 00:25:46,090
Cube, you grew up
on chicken?
740
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,725
Yeah, I grew up on chicken.
741
00:25:47,725 --> 00:25:49,160
Baked, fried or barbecued?
742
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,461
Fried.
743
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:51,562
Wow!
744
00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:52,563
That pepper really jumping out
745
00:25:52,563 --> 00:25:53,931
on yours, Martha.
746
00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:55,566
Yeah.
Mmm.
747
00:25:55,566 --> 00:25:56,934
Martha, yours is real juicy.
748
00:25:56,934 --> 00:25:57,935
I like this.
749
00:25:57,935 --> 00:25:59,103
What is the juice in here?
750
00:25:59,103 --> 00:26:00,638
That's the brine, see?
751
00:26:00,638 --> 00:26:02,139
You brine and
you brine and...
752
00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:03,307
You mocked her brine,
Snoop...
753
00:26:03,307 --> 00:26:04,709
Mmm-hmm...
754
00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:05,943
But juicy and good, see?
Mm-hmm.
755
00:26:05,943 --> 00:26:09,146
Ooh, Snoop, though.
Yeah.
756
00:26:09,146 --> 00:26:10,681
Got some kick to it.
757
00:26:10,681 --> 00:26:14,385
Maybe more flavor overall?
You think so?
758
00:26:14,385 --> 00:26:17,521
I thought I was gonna have to
lie to make it seem
759
00:26:17,521 --> 00:26:18,589
like even a close contest,
760
00:26:18,589 --> 00:26:20,257
but it actually...
761
00:26:20,257 --> 00:26:21,992
Snoop, your chicken's
unbelievable.
762
00:26:21,992 --> 00:26:23,561
(laughter)
763
00:26:23,561 --> 00:26:25,796
Your, your wings
are delicious.
764
00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:27,064
Snoop put potato chips
in his wings.
765
00:26:27,064 --> 00:26:28,432
Potato chips?
766
00:26:28,432 --> 00:26:30,534
What kind of chips
you got going on here, homie?
767
00:26:30,534 --> 00:26:31,869
Potato chips?
768
00:26:31,869 --> 00:26:33,471
What kinda chips
you use, Snoop?
769
00:26:33,471 --> 00:26:35,406
Barbecue.
Masterpiece.
770
00:26:35,406 --> 00:26:38,275
(laughter)
771
00:26:38,275 --> 00:26:39,877
Before we crown the winner,
772
00:26:39,877 --> 00:26:42,279
I thought it'd be cool
to find out some things
773
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:43,581
about each of you guys.
774
00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:45,850
You heard of the party game
"Truth and Lies"?
775
00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:47,885
In the spirit of chicken,
we're gonna call this one
776
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:50,454
"Two Thighs and a Truth."
777
00:26:50,454 --> 00:26:54,392
(laughter, cheering and music)
778
00:26:54,392 --> 00:26:57,194
We're each gonna make three
statements about ourselves.
779
00:26:57,194 --> 00:26:58,996
Two of them are lies
and one is the truth,
780
00:26:58,996 --> 00:27:02,299
and the rest of us have to
guess which one is true.
781
00:27:02,299 --> 00:27:03,434
Get it?
Mm-hmm.
Yup.
782
00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:04,502
Okay.
Got you.
783
00:27:04,502 --> 00:27:06,404
So, my turn.
784
00:27:06,404 --> 00:27:10,875
I've been struck
by lightning three times.
785
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:15,446
My signature scent
is Chance by Chanel.
786
00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:17,448
And I was born in Poland.
787
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:20,317
Uh...
I think you were born in Poland.
788
00:27:20,317 --> 00:27:22,686
No, I think you got struck
by lightning three times.
789
00:27:22,686 --> 00:27:24,388
(laughter)
790
00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:25,923
(laughs)
791
00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,658
You be tough as hell.
792
00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:28,692
She is tough.
793
00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:30,127
You got struck
by lightning
794
00:27:30,127 --> 00:27:32,363
while you were being born
in Poland three times.
795
00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:34,532
(laughter)
796
00:27:34,532 --> 00:27:35,866
I'm gonna say,
797
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:38,636
since I know how you like
to work around the pole...
798
00:27:38,636 --> 00:27:40,371
(laughter)
799
00:27:40,371 --> 00:27:41,872
That you
800
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:43,541
are from Pole-land.
801
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:44,675
(laughter)
802
00:27:44,675 --> 00:27:48,379
Well, only one of you
is right.
803
00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:50,081
I was struck by lightning
three times.
804
00:27:50,081 --> 00:27:51,716
Really?!
What?!
805
00:27:51,716 --> 00:27:53,451
Damn!
When?
Wow.
806
00:27:53,451 --> 00:27:54,785
Well, I can--
I know the times,
807
00:27:54,785 --> 00:27:56,420
because the lightning
threw me on the ground
808
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:57,588
and it does make you stronger
809
00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:00,725
and it makes you-- and--
(laughter)
810
00:28:00,725 --> 00:28:03,961
Do you, like, fly kites in
rainstorms a lot or something?
811
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:05,129
Can you control stuff
with your mind?
812
00:28:05,129 --> 00:28:07,465
Going-- yes--
going to jail
813
00:28:07,465 --> 00:28:08,599
does not make you
stronger.
814
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:10,101
They say, you know,
what makes you...
815
00:28:10,101 --> 00:28:11,902
you know, blah, blah, blah.
816
00:28:11,902 --> 00:28:14,538
Um, only lightning
makes you stronger.
817
00:28:14,538 --> 00:28:16,240
Oh, so I'm not going
to the gym no more.
818
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,542
I'm going to get
struck by lightning.
819
00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:21,379
Let's go play golf in the rain.
Stand on top of the hill.
820
00:28:21,379 --> 00:28:22,780
Uh, lightning came
through the water
821
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,048
in my sink one day.
822
00:28:24,048 --> 00:28:25,383
What?!
I saw it go
down the ground,
823
00:28:25,383 --> 00:28:26,684
it was outside the window,
824
00:28:26,684 --> 00:28:27,952
I saw it go down the ground
825
00:28:27,952 --> 00:28:29,653
and I didn't realize
that was the well,
826
00:28:29,653 --> 00:28:31,122
and it came up
out of the faucet
827
00:28:31,122 --> 00:28:32,323
and hit me
right in my stomach
828
00:28:32,323 --> 00:28:33,691
and threw me on the floor.
829
00:28:33,691 --> 00:28:35,326
Did you go to the hospital?
830
00:28:35,326 --> 00:28:36,694
No, I recovered, but...
831
00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:37,862
(laughter)
832
00:28:37,862 --> 00:28:40,264
Then... but, but,
I had witnesses.
833
00:28:40,264 --> 00:28:41,799
And then I was talking
on the phone
834
00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:43,300
and the lightning,
835
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,869
I saw the lightning
come through the skylight
836
00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:46,570
and it hit me
right in the ear.
837
00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:47,972
Whoa!
And it just--
838
00:28:47,972 --> 00:28:49,273
Do you think God
is trying to kill you?
839
00:28:49,273 --> 00:28:50,808
(laughter)
840
00:28:50,808 --> 00:28:52,943
I saw the lightning
come down...
841
00:28:52,943 --> 00:28:55,579
It came through
and tried to get me.
842
00:28:55,579 --> 00:29:00,151
I'm, I'm not religious,
I'm not religious.
843
00:29:00,151 --> 00:29:02,119
A point what I want to make
is that you didn't even run.
844
00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:03,754
Like, if I seen
the lightning coming,
845
00:29:03,754 --> 00:29:05,022
it's like a car pulling up
846
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,891
with something coming out
the window like this.
847
00:29:06,891 --> 00:29:10,094
My instincts gonna
automatically tell me...
848
00:29:10,094 --> 00:29:12,329
You just stood there
and took it like...
849
00:29:12,329 --> 00:29:13,364
Well, you can't--
it's there.
850
00:29:13,364 --> 00:29:15,332
You can't run away
from it.
851
00:29:15,332 --> 00:29:16,434
It just hits you.
852
00:29:16,434 --> 00:29:19,003
I got electrocuted once too.
Damn.
853
00:29:19,003 --> 00:29:20,671
Not including lightning.
854
00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,239
No, not including that.
855
00:29:22,239 --> 00:29:23,240
Wow, okay.
856
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,341
It's your turn, Wiz.
857
00:29:24,341 --> 00:29:26,310
Okay, all right, so, uh...
858
00:29:26,310 --> 00:29:29,714
I love spiders and I had
a pet tarantula growing up.
859
00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,982
Look at me.
860
00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:33,317
I was born in North Dakota.
861
00:29:33,317 --> 00:29:37,421
I never eat breakfast,
only lunch and dinner.
862
00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:39,123
Hmm...
Which one's
863
00:29:39,123 --> 00:29:41,592
two thighs and
which one's the truth?
864
00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:43,894
I don't think you eat a lot.
Okay.
865
00:29:43,894 --> 00:29:45,563
I know that for sure--
He's skinny.
866
00:29:45,563 --> 00:29:48,165
So I'ma go with the last one.
All right.
867
00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:49,567
That's true.
I, uh, you're a skinny dude.
868
00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:51,369
I'll go with the last one too.
869
00:29:51,369 --> 00:29:54,138
I think he had a tarantula
and a spider and some roaches
870
00:29:54,138 --> 00:29:56,374
when he was young.
(laughter)
871
00:29:56,374 --> 00:29:57,608
What about you?
872
00:29:57,608 --> 00:29:58,709
Uh... I don't think
you eat breakfast.
873
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:00,644
For real?
874
00:30:00,644 --> 00:30:02,680
Damn, I need to eat more.
875
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,681
I was born in North Dakota.
876
00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:05,049
Wiz.
Oh!
877
00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:06,650
Well, why you
talking about
878
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,885
you from Pittsburgh,
then, cuz?
879
00:30:07,885 --> 00:30:09,353
Well, my parents
were in the military,
880
00:30:09,353 --> 00:30:11,288
so I was, like, two years old.
881
00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:13,157
You know how when your parents
meet in basic training
882
00:30:13,157 --> 00:30:14,925
and they get it on.
And move around.
883
00:30:14,925 --> 00:30:17,461
Exactly. That's what happened
with my people, so--
I got that.
884
00:30:17,461 --> 00:30:19,663
I know that's right.
North Dakota.
885
00:30:19,663 --> 00:30:20,998
Minot, North Dakota.
886
00:30:20,998 --> 00:30:22,233
Have you ever gone back?
887
00:30:22,233 --> 00:30:23,801
I have, for a show,
to perform,
888
00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:25,603
but I haven't gone and seen,
like, where I was born at.
889
00:30:25,603 --> 00:30:27,138
I'ma go check it out though.
890
00:30:27,138 --> 00:30:28,239
So, Snoop?
891
00:30:28,239 --> 00:30:29,707
I'll start like this.
Okay.
892
00:30:29,707 --> 00:30:32,877
My best subject in high school
was calculus.
893
00:30:32,877 --> 00:30:35,746
I once smoked
a one-pound blunt.
894
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,781
I know what's true.
895
00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:37,915
(laughter)
896
00:30:37,915 --> 00:30:40,051
There's one more,
one more, O.G.
897
00:30:40,051 --> 00:30:41,919
(laughter)
898
00:30:41,919 --> 00:30:45,489
I am the coach of my son's
basketball team.
899
00:30:45,489 --> 00:30:48,559
Which one is the truth and
which one is two thighs?
900
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,294
Hmm...
901
00:30:50,294 --> 00:30:52,930
I would guess the calculus.
I thought it was calculus.
902
00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:53,931
You thought it was calculus?
903
00:30:53,931 --> 00:30:55,132
What you think, Cube?
904
00:30:55,132 --> 00:30:56,300
Which one is true?
Yeah.
905
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,469
Oh, it got something to do
with a blunt.
906
00:30:58,469 --> 00:31:00,271
(laughter)
907
00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:02,907
Whatever, whatever the one...
What you say, Seth?
908
00:31:02,907 --> 00:31:04,675
I'm gonna go
with the blunt one.
909
00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:06,877
You two...
are absolutely wrong!
910
00:31:06,877 --> 00:31:07,978
Oh!
Oh!
911
00:31:07,978 --> 00:31:09,714
You two are
absolutely right!
912
00:31:09,714 --> 00:31:11,449
Yeah!
Yeah!
913
00:31:11,449 --> 00:31:14,485
You never smoked
a one-pound blunt?
914
00:31:14,485 --> 00:31:16,287
We had the safe bet
on that one.
No, it was a half a pound.
915
00:31:16,287 --> 00:31:19,290
(laughter)
916
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:22,560
Stick around, we'll be
right back in a moment.
917
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,731
(music, cheering and applause)
918
00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:29,433
Man, what...
what is this, man?
919
00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:32,103
So good, isn't it?
920
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:34,605
It's time for us to decide
who's going to leave here
921
00:31:34,605 --> 00:31:36,907
with the championship belt.
922
00:31:36,907 --> 00:31:38,242
Ice Cube, what do you think?
923
00:31:38,242 --> 00:31:39,744
I gotta say... hmm...
924
00:31:39,744 --> 00:31:41,479
I think I should get the belt.
925
00:31:41,479 --> 00:31:43,147
(laughter)
926
00:31:43,147 --> 00:31:46,050
(music, cheering and applause)
927
00:31:47,222 --> 00:31:49,457
(music, cheering and applause)
928
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,129
(Snoop)
Welcome back.
929
00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:56,497
I'm sitting here
with Wiz Khalifa,
930
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:59,634
Seth Rogen,
and my main man, Ice Cube.
931
00:31:59,634 --> 00:32:00,768
Okay, it's my turn apparently.
932
00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:02,170
I'd rather talk
about Martha Stewart
933
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,172
getting struck by lightning
over and over again.
934
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,174
Mine is not
as interesting as that.
935
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,942
Okay, here are my three things.
Okay.
936
00:32:07,942 --> 00:32:11,079
James Franco has never
painted me in the nude.
937
00:32:11,079 --> 00:32:15,083
I auditioned for the role
of Dwight in "The Office."
938
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,186
I have hosted "Saturday Night
Live" four times.
939
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,988
I know you and James got
a thing for each other, so...
940
00:32:19,988 --> 00:32:21,289
(laughter)
941
00:32:21,289 --> 00:32:23,892
We're breaking down walls.
942
00:32:23,892 --> 00:32:25,894
Strange, Strange James.
I think you've hosted
943
00:32:25,894 --> 00:32:27,929
"Saturday Night Live"
at least four times.
944
00:32:27,929 --> 00:32:29,797
He was trying to be Dwight,
wasn't he?
945
00:32:29,797 --> 00:32:31,299
He is white.
He ain't trying to be Da-White.
946
00:32:31,299 --> 00:32:32,600
(laughter)
947
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,602
That's the ambition
of every white person
948
00:32:34,602 --> 00:32:36,404
is to be "Da White."
949
00:32:36,404 --> 00:32:37,672
(laughter)
950
00:32:37,672 --> 00:32:38,673
Uh, that one's true.
951
00:32:38,673 --> 00:32:40,475
I was...
I auditioned for Dwight.
952
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:42,644
The other ones aren't true...
953
00:32:42,644 --> 00:32:44,379
See, I was right!
Hey, you were right.
954
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,180
You got that also right
about Dwight.
955
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:47,181
I picked that one.
956
00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:48,750
Y'all just didn't hear me.
957
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,018
(laughter)
958
00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:51,185
Ice Cube, it's on you.
959
00:32:51,185 --> 00:32:52,420
My turn, all right.
960
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,456
I graduated from
architectural drafting school.
961
00:32:55,456 --> 00:32:58,526
I got kicked
out of Compton High School.
962
00:32:58,526 --> 00:33:02,530
The "Death Certificate" album
is 30 years old.
963
00:33:02,530 --> 00:33:04,432
Hmm...
964
00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:05,733
How old are you?
965
00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:07,135
How old am I?
966
00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:09,437
I'm old enough, Martha.
967
00:33:09,437 --> 00:33:11,206
That's right, that's right.
968
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:13,274
Yeah, how about that?
969
00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:14,509
Hmm...
970
00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:16,044
I would say that you
971
00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:17,579
got kicked out of high school.
972
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,181
Yeah?
You think that of me?
973
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,083
(laughter)
974
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,685
What you think, Wiz?
975
00:33:23,685 --> 00:33:26,454
I think "Death Certificate"
is 30 years old.
976
00:33:26,454 --> 00:33:27,789
Okay.
Yeah.
977
00:33:27,789 --> 00:33:29,057
What you think, Snoop?
978
00:33:29,057 --> 00:33:31,593
I think I was in...
12th grade,
979
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,328
'89...
980
00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:35,230
Man, don't give us
no history...
981
00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,564
(laughter)
982
00:33:36,564 --> 00:33:38,166
I'm trying to calculate,
do the numbers.
983
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:40,335
Oh, you want a calculator?
I'm trying to add, so...
984
00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:42,470
That ain't 30,
that's only, like, 25.
28.
985
00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:43,972
That's not 30.
986
00:33:43,972 --> 00:33:45,473
So I'm gonna say that
987
00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:48,610
he went to architectural,
uh, drafting school.
988
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,978
Building houses, right?
989
00:33:49,978 --> 00:33:51,546
Yeah, that's right.
990
00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:54,782
It's drawing, it's drawing the,
uh, blueprints for the house.
991
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:55,917
To a house.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
992
00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:56,985
And is that true?
993
00:33:56,985 --> 00:33:58,119
Yeah,
that's truth.
994
00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,921
(cheering and applause)
995
00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:02,323
I knew my homeboy was smarter
than the average bear.
996
00:34:02,323 --> 00:34:05,226
Damn, I knew you could do
calculus too.
997
00:34:05,226 --> 00:34:07,462
Martha thinks very little
of both of you.
Yeah, yeah.
998
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,930
(laughter)
Kicked out
999
00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:12,934
and, you know,
smoked a pound of dope.
1000
00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:14,536
I actually think
a lot of them.
1001
00:34:14,536 --> 00:34:16,638
Look, look how successful
he's been
1002
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,072
since he got
kicked out of high school.
1003
00:34:18,072 --> 00:34:20,275
(laughter)
1004
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,743
All right,
ladies and gentlemen,
1005
00:34:21,743 --> 00:34:23,711
it's time for us to decide
who's going to leave here
1006
00:34:23,711 --> 00:34:25,914
with the championship belt.
1007
00:34:25,914 --> 00:34:30,018
(music, cheering and applause)
1008
00:34:30,018 --> 00:34:31,586
Will it be Snoop Dogg?
1009
00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:34,022
(cheering and applause)
1010
00:34:34,022 --> 00:34:36,691
Or is it gonna be
Martha Stewart?
1011
00:34:36,691 --> 00:34:38,459
(cheering and applause)
1012
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,662
It's time for you guys
to vote.
1013
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,463
Wiz, who's it gonna be?
1014
00:34:42,463 --> 00:34:43,464
(man)
Snoop!
1015
00:34:43,464 --> 00:34:45,133
(laughter)
1016
00:34:45,133 --> 00:34:46,801
I'm riding with Martha.
1017
00:34:46,801 --> 00:34:49,304
Snoop, you my man,
I love you to death,
1018
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:53,441
but Martha's chicken
was so flaky and juicy
1019
00:34:53,441 --> 00:34:57,412
and, and, and, and,
and, and, and seasoned--
1020
00:34:57,412 --> 00:34:58,580
(laughter)
1021
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:01,182
--so correctly...
1022
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,052
that my mouth
is still thanking me
1023
00:35:04,052 --> 00:35:05,687
for being on Martha's team.
1024
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,555
Ah, thank you.
So I'm gonna go with Martha.
1025
00:35:07,555 --> 00:35:09,424
(cheering and applause)
1026
00:35:09,424 --> 00:35:11,125
Seth, what do you
think, Seth?
1027
00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:14,429
I was saying, and I thought
that I was gonna have to lie
1028
00:35:14,429 --> 00:35:15,630
just to be nice to Snoop
1029
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,332
'cause I know him better
than everyone here,
1030
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:18,700
but I, I don't.
1031
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,268
Like... I go with Snoop.
1032
00:35:20,268 --> 00:35:24,038
His wings... I like the spice
and the kick they have to them,
1033
00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:26,307
I like smaller wings, honestly.
Mm-hmm.
1034
00:35:26,307 --> 00:35:27,709
It's a little unwieldy.
1035
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,843
I'm a messy eater.
1036
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:30,111
You saw me go
for the knife and fork.
1037
00:35:30,111 --> 00:35:31,679
(laughter)
1038
00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:34,082
And so I'm gonna go
with Snoop.
1039
00:35:34,082 --> 00:35:36,351
(cheering and applause)
That's okay.
1040
00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,352
Ice Cube.
1041
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:38,853
Ice Cube, what do you think?
1042
00:35:38,853 --> 00:35:41,856
I gotta say, hmm, no, my wife,
1043
00:35:41,856 --> 00:35:44,225
she'd kill all y'all
with this chicken right here.
1044
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:45,627
You know what I mean?
I shoulda brought her.
Aah...
1045
00:35:45,627 --> 00:35:46,628
Tell the truth!
1046
00:35:46,628 --> 00:35:48,396
I think I should get the belt.
1047
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,164
(laughter)
1048
00:35:50,164 --> 00:35:52,100
That belt'd look good on me.
1049
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,801
I mean, Ice Cube, you got
the final say-so, man,
1050
00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:55,737
so it's up to you,
so you gotta, you know...
1051
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,472
It's up to me?
Yup.
1052
00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:00,041
It was somewhat of a tie
to me, to be honest.
1053
00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:01,943
It was somewhat of a tie to me.
That's right.
1054
00:36:01,943 --> 00:36:03,411
All right, well, it looks
like it's gonna be a tie
1055
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,879
between Snoop and Martha--
Wow.
1056
00:36:04,879 --> 00:36:06,447
--so you guys
are tied for the belt.
1057
00:36:06,447 --> 00:36:09,150
There's gonna have to be
a, a rematch.
Oh, it's a tie.
1058
00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:11,920
It's a tie.
So, this is what's gonna happen.
1059
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,288
It's gonna be both our belts.
1060
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:15,423
I'm just gonna keep it
at my house.
That's okay.
1061
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,992
(laughter)
It doesn't quite fit
my decor.
1062
00:36:17,992 --> 00:36:22,163
(laughter)
1063
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:25,700
The hood gonna go crazy when
they see this in my living room.
1064
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,135
(laughter)
1065
00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:28,770
Stick around,
because when we come back,
1066
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,305
we've got
another special guest.
1067
00:36:30,305 --> 00:36:33,074
(music, cheering and applause)
1068
00:36:33,074 --> 00:36:34,475
♪ We're cooking
with Martha and Snoop ♪
1069
00:36:34,475 --> 00:36:37,245
♪ We're cooking with
Martha and Snoop... ♪
1070
00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:39,330
♪ We're cooking with 'em ♪
1071
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,732
(music, cheering and applause)
1072
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:45,469
Welcome back to "Martha and
Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."
1073
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:46,704
Yes, sir.
1074
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,239
I wanna welcome my buddy
to the house,
1075
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,107
Mr. Anderson Paak!
1076
00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:55,946
(music, cheering and applause)
1077
00:36:55,946 --> 00:36:57,581
Anderson,
check it out, dog.
1078
00:36:57,581 --> 00:36:59,617
So, uh, you was named
the best new performer
1079
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:01,218
at South By Southwest
1080
00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:03,320
in 2016.
How did that feel?
1081
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,889
I don't even remember it,
man, it was such a blur.
1082
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,991
I think I'd be, like,
emotional as ever.
1083
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:09,393
It felt like a hundred chills,
but it was so much fun.
1084
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,795
We was just cooling out, man.
1085
00:37:11,795 --> 00:37:15,032
Hey, Snoop, you and Anderson
got two things in common.
1086
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:17,635
What, Fred, deez nuts?
1087
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,703
(laughter)
1088
00:37:19,703 --> 00:37:21,305
So, Anderson,
you signed with Dr. Dre?
1089
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,240
Yes, Lord!
Aftermath?
1090
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,042
Aftermath gets the last laugh.
1091
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,411
Okay. So, right now,
would you please perform
1092
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,046
"Come Down"?
1093
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:31,215
♪ Y'all -- got me high ♪
1094
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:35,419
♪♪
1095
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:40,491
♪ Hey! Well, that's exactly
what a -- came for ♪
1096
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,593
♪ You drinkin' shots from afar ♪
1097
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,629
♪ I'ma meet you
at your front door ♪
1098
00:37:45,629 --> 00:37:48,632
♪ Hey, so hard to be doing
what you really meant for ♪
1099
00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:50,968
♪ Beauty ♪
1100
00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:52,836
♪ But don't I make it
look easy? ♪
1101
00:37:52,836 --> 00:37:54,438
♪ Don't I make it look good? ♪
1102
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,274
♪ Now you drank up
all my liquor ♪
1103
00:37:57,274 --> 00:38:00,344
♪ Come on,
what I'm 'posed to do now? ♪
1104
00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,346
♪ And you talkin' all that -- ♪
1105
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:04,882
♪ Now come on,
you gon' have to back it up ♪
1106
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,785
♪ If I get too high now,
sugar, come on ♪
1107
00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,720
♪ I might never come down, so ♪
1108
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,922
♪ You might notever come down ♪
1109
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,959
♪ Now, now, now, goin' crazy,
come on, come on ♪
1110
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,694
♪ You might notever come down ♪
1111
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:19,797
♪ Now, now, now, goin' crazy,
come on, come on ♪
1112
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,465
♪ You might notever come down ♪
1113
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,567
Martha, you gotta get down.
1114
00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:24,635
Hands up!
1115
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:29,240
(music, cheering and applause)
1116
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,141
Keep it going
for Anderson Paak!
1117
00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:32,509
(cheering and applause)
1118
00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:36,380
I wanna thank my main man,
Wiz Khalifa, Seth Rogen,
1119
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:40,184
Ice Cube the Don Mega
for being here. Yes, sir!
1120
00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:44,154
See you next time on the "Martha
and Snoop Potluck Dinner Party,"
1121
00:38:44,154 --> 00:38:46,490
baby...!
1122
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,226
(music, cheering and applause)
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