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Previously on iZombie...
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He just asked
m y permission to court you.
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I know one foolproof test
to tell if they're zombies.
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Check their heart rate.
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Me and my fellow travelers.
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We are well-armed, and
we're taking the war to them.
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What's your business?
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Is that a blood pressure cuff?
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You ran over that fella!
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- Go, go!
- I'm going!
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Faster!
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Yes!
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As of today, all your clients
belong to us.
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Your dad wanted me
to deliver a message.
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Ow!
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The latest p o Il numbers in
Seattle's ma y oral race show.
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District Attorney Floyd
Baracus trailing by 10 points...
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What... What happened to you?
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Two requests.
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Say yes to both or
I blow your brains out.
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First, you're gonna show me where your
new brain suppliers are headquartered.
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I can do that.
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What else?
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Our zombie truther friend, Harley Johns,
posted that footage on YouTube last night.
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How many views?
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Almost 1,000.
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There's no way we could've avoided this
little anti-zombie recruitment video?
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We had the drop on them.
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- But then they ran over Justin, and...
- And you let them get away.
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It's my fault.
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I shouldn't have let
myself get run over.
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They protected
Baracus from harm.
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That was their assignment.
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The enemy gained intel.
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They've released documented
proof of the existence of zombies.
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It's only proof
if people believe it.
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So far, the comments
seem to suggest they don't.
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It certainly looks like these guys are
responsible for the Tuttle-Reid murders.
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Harley Johns and his three brothers
are still our prime suspects,
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but we don't have enough
solid evidence yet.
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Plus, a few hundred people posted
on their anti-zombie message board.
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Any of them could have
killed Wally's family.
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I propose we handle
this in-house.
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Down, boy.
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Bright side, our mayoral candidate
is still among the nearly living.
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And I've got a good feeling
about Clive and Liv.
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That they're gonna catch
the bad guy or bad guys,
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and we will all be able to
sleep soundly.
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That's it. Meeting adjourned.
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You, stay put.
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Major Lilywhite!
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Talk about a big-league debut!
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Pinned down in Qumar.
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Your lieutenant dead.
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And you clear a rooftop
of enemy snipers?
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Your rookie card is gonna be
a collector's item!
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And all those heroics while taking
multiple stab wounds to the stomach.
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You know what that shows me?
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That there's no such thing
as abs of steel?
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Look at you. Joking around.
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No PTSD.
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What it shows me is you're the
same Major who went to Qumar.
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You are, aren't you?
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The same Major?
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Actually, I came back
more committed than ever.
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I love it!
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I want to shake
your hand, soldier.
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I hope this isn't
too personal, but...
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Is that a human pulse
I'm feeling
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or are you just happy to see me?
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What? I don't...
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Vivian, your chopper is ready.
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Thank you.
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The problem is, when you do
so well in Qumar
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and you fail back home,
people notice.
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I was out there during
the debriefing wondering
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how did our new star soldier let
that zombie-murdering hick escape.
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Everything was happening
so fast.
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Not too fast for a zombie.
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How is it that
you are no longer one?
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Major...
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Tell me.
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Clip my nails, and get some sun.
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Clip my nails and get some sun.
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Then sing this song while I run.
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Then sing this song while I run.
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- Sound off.
- One, two.
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- Sound off.
- Three, four.
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So, did she promote you?
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Do we get to start calling
you Major Major?
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She knows I'm human.
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She's taking me off active duty.
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Maybe I can talk to her.
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It'll have to wait.
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She and Fortesan are heading
out to Zombie Island.
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She wants to talk to Ravi about
how I was cured when she gets back.
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Ravi isn't going to...
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Oh, my God.
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The Federal
Aviation Administration has declared
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that the crash was caused
by mechanical failure...
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Mechanical failure, my ass.
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This is another attack
on zombies.
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We don't know that yet.
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Clive, Harley and his people
are targeting zombies.
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These murders are all connected.
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Don't you think it seems a
bit advanced for Harley Johns
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and his band of zombie truthers?
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If they know that Fillmore-Graves
is a zombie organization,
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they're not bragging about it.
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No mentions of the crash
on the message boards.
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Any idea who's going to be in charge of
the world's only zombie military force now?
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Uh, the scuttlebutt is
Vivian's brother-in-law,
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Chase Graves, is flying back
from Tripoli to take the reins.
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Well, let's try to have some
answers for him when he gets here.
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According to their message
board, our zombie truthers
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are gathering this Saturday
at Harley's gun range.
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All the diehards will be there.
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If we want answers,
that's a good place to start.
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Harley's met me and Liv.
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He knows we're investigating
zombie murders.
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And I doubt they'd be too cuddly
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with the guy who sprung zombies
out of Max Rager's basement.
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Harley hasn't met me.
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If I spray tan and throw on a wig,
Harley would never recognize me.
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I could go with Ravi.
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If they decide you're
infiltrators, not true believers,
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they won't play nice.
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You sure you're up for this?
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Yep.
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Um, clearly.
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Very.
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Have no fear, America.
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Your boy Finn Vincible is back.
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And I have a special treat
for you suckers.
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I'm going deep here, yo.
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You've seen me tweeze and
lemon juice my happy trail.
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Drive a nail through
the webbing between my toes.
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But this right here,
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is about the kind of pain
that never goes away.
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First love, baby.
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Yo. Taryn!
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Uh... What's going on here?
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Where's Taryn at?
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She lives here, right?
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Finn? What the hell
are you doing here?
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You know these guys?
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Taryn, Halloween night, 2004.
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You wanted to go
on the haunted hayride.
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But I got drunk and yacked
Easy Mac all over you.
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Then you pretty much dumped me.
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Biggest mistake of my life.
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But, tonight, I'm here
to win you back.
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Excuse me?
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Finn, this is my husband.
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For the time being.
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Check it!
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I promised you
a haunted hayride.
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So, tonight, I'm gonna deliver.
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You gonna make like
hay and bail?
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Never!
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In high school, Taryn said, if I kept
acting like a fool I'd get nowhere in life.
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Well, baby, my 22 sponsors
beg to mother flippin' differ.
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Thanks, Rudy!
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Don't try this at home!
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Stop rolling! Shut it off!
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- Watch your back, please.
- Thank you.
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Clear the path, please.
Thank you.
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What's with the audience?
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Distraught fans
of Finn "Vincible."
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He and his stunt-slash-prank crew are
stars of the hit web series Stunted Growth.
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When I need a laugh,
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I go on their YouTube page
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and watch them puke
in a stranger's soup
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or smack each other with fish.
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It's hilarious.
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To each his own, I guess.
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Twenty-three million
subscribers can't be wrong.
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So, this guy jumps through a
flaming hoop dressed like a scarecrow
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and burns to death?
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I didn't get called here
to present a Darwin Award.
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How's this murder?
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A uni found this stuffed in
a trash bin up the street.
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Observe.
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The theory is that someone
pulled a switcheroo.
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Hey! Excuse me!
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Rudy Pooh! Oh, my God!
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Where'd you get that?
I need to see it.
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- Sorry, police evidence.
- Please, can you just show me the liner?
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Oh, my God.
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That's the suit I made.
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It's lined
with vermiculite, see?
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That's the material
stunt men use.
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I sewed it in myself.
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That's the suit Finn
was supposed to wear.
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How many suits did you make?
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Just the one.
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Finn would've been fine
wearing that.
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You see the gleam on it?
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That means it was treated
with flame retardant spray.
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You sprayed it yourself?
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Well, no.
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The guys are like skydivers
who pack their own chutes.
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Finn would've been
the one to spray it.
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"The guys"?
Aren't you part of the show?
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No... Technically, he's crew,
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but he appears
in loads of episodes.
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Any idea who could have
made that other suit?
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You're asking me
who would've wanted Finn dead?
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You've seen the show. Finn
pissed off a lot of people,
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but everyone who worked
on the show loved him.
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He was a genius.
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We're still talking about the guy who
jumped through a fire ring in a hay suit?
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A guy who pulled himself up
from nothing and built an empire.
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He was...
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- Can I just have a minute?
- Of course.
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Where there are empires, there
are people fighting over money.
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Let's bring Finn's co-stars
in for a chat.
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So, who's hungry
for some barbecue?
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No. We've got it.
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Don't... Don't trouble yourself.
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Check it out!
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We got regulars.
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We're the kinda place where...
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Yeah.
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Actually, I don't know
their names.
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I think it's like Private
Corporal something, I guess.
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Those men are military?
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Uh, they're... Private military.
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Fillmore-Graves.
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Fillmore-Graves?
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The Fortune 500 PMC with ties to multinational
affairs has zombies in its ranks?
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Word is they're all zombies.
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You don't say.
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Are you having a vision?
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Oh, I've got a vision,
all right.
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I've seen the future.
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And the future is brains.
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Did you eat Steve Jobs' brain?
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'Cause you are straight up
power trippin' right now.
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"The future is brains"? We're the
only zombie bar in the universe,
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and we're only doing so-so.
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There is a reason why
some men achieve greatness,
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and some, like you, are destined
to serve those great men.
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Get me a club soda
with lime, please.
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The Stunted Growth
guys are here.
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They pickpocketed
Officer Jones' taser gun,
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and one of them shot
the other in the face.
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Was he all...
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No.
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Lame.
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I put them in
interrogation for a time out.
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They're trashed.
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Came straight from Finn's wake.
254
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,675
That's my stapler.
255
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,961
Dude.
256
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,179
I got this.
257
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,641
Hey, hey, hey!
258
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,230
Come on.
259
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,457
It's all good, Rooster.
Just breathe through it.
260
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,002
She's got a steady hand, man. Fear not.
261
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,043
What the hell are you doing?
262
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,545
Hang on a sec, I'm just
stapling this guy's tongue.
263
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,381
This is a police
interrogation room.
264
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,463
All right, we'll just
bang out these questions
265
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,202
and then staple
Rooster's tongue after.
266
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,891
Yeah.
267
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,478
I told you I got this.
268
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,273
Sorry for your loss.
269
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,808
I see you guys
are taking it hard.
270
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,815
Laugh the pain away. That's
what Finn always said, huh?
271
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,568
He was balls to the wall, man.
272
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,494
- To Finn.
- You can't drink in here.
273
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,786
- Boo.
- Lame, man.
274
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,572
I need you guys to focus up.
275
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,792
Is there anybody you know
276
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,705
who might have had it out
for your pal Finn?
277
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,003
I don't know, man.
We piss off a lot of folks.
278
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,788
- Like who?
- Everyone.
279
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,464
Yeah.
280
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,132
Pretty much.
281
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,630
Hey, yo. What about Kong?
282
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,799
Nah. Kong's cool.
283
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:54,099
- Who's Kong?
- He's our camera dude. But AD's tripping.
284
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,310
Kong loved Finn.
285
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,887
Yeah, but what about, like,
that one time?
286
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,767
We signed a non-disclosure
agreement, ass clown.
287
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,985
Sorry, man.
288
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,735
They were like real specific.
289
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,193
The time for talk is over.
290
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,617
Seattle needs a mayor
who will make things happen.
291
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,912
I'm Floyd Baracus,
and I approve this message.
292
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,614
Cut! That's a wrap.
293
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,877
Mr. Kong? Clive Babineaux,
Seattle PD.
294
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,495
Yeah.
295
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,548
We're investigating the murder
of your employer, Finn "Vincible."
296
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,323
We have reason to believe the
stunt that killed him was rigged.
297
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,471
Yeah. And Finn's buddies told
us all about your beef with Finn.
298
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,517
Yeah?
299
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,762
What'd they tell you?
300
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,261
Like super gnarly stuff.
301
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,565
That's what I thought.
302
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,252
They didn't tell you anything
for the same reason I'm not gonna.
303
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,692
I signed an NDA.
304
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,944
Sorry I can't help you.
305
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,032
What the hell was that?
306
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,827
The plan was to subtly imply
307
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,825
the Stunted Growth guys
were already talking.
308
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040
That wasn't subtle?
309
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,810
We're done with
the trim outside.
310
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,103
Careful there.
311
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,522
Almost added another
stain to those overalls.
312
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,316
I think you might have.
313
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,530
Check it out.
314
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,284
We got a grand opening gift basket
from the Seattle Chamber of Commerce.
315
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,244
That is one big-ass prune.
316
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,376
That's a fig, dumb-ass.
317
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,018
Make yourself useful.
Fix me a White Russian.
318
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,132
You'll see
growth projections on page 13
319
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,351
of your prospectus.
320
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,054
What the hell?
321
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,974
I didn't get an invitation to
this sausage party in my office.
322
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,562
Leave whatever that is and go.
323
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,065
I mean, you can use my office
if you need it,
324
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,029
but it would've
been nice if you asked.
325
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,858
Shoo. The men are talking now.
326
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,447
Our needs have evolved.
327
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,450
So, too, will the needs
of countless more.
328
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,406
With your investment capital,
329
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,414
we'll be able to acquire more hospitals,
increasing our inventory for wider,
330
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,246
even global distribution.
331
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,424
How much investment capital
are you talking about?
332
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,751
Glad you asked.
333
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,470
Clive, you have to see this.
334
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,348
Rudy just got kicked in the
nuggets so hard, he hurled.
335
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,479
This is what you call research?
336
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,811
No. Wait, is that
what we're doing?
337
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,822
Surprised it took this long
for Finn to get murdered.
338
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,945
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh!
339
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,495
What the hell is wrong with you?
340
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,039
You've gotta have everything?
341
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,833
Are you filming this?
342
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,410
You're sick, dude.
343
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,416
You're a sick man!
344
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:12,789
Did you see something?
345
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,633
I think I caught the tail-end
of one of Finn's pranks on Rudy.
346
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,881
Aw. Lucky.
347
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,096
This wasn't funny.
348
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,222
Rudy was in tears.
349
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,432
Whatever Finn did to him
must've been pretty awful.
350
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,059
When Rudy realized Finn
was filming him, he lost it.
351
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,990
So, there should be footage we can
search for? What else did you see?
352
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,541
Why you gotta ask
so many questions, man?
353
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,729
It's an interrogation.
354
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,980
That's kind of the point.
355
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,687
We pranked Rudy
a bajillion times.
356
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,444
And you're asking us
to remember one specific time.
357
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,991
It was in a hotel room.
358
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,037
Rudy was sobbing and screaming at Finn,
asking him why he has to have everything.
359
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,244
How do you know about that?
360
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,376
We weren't able to find any
footage of the prank online.
361
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,169
We were hoping
you could fill us in.
362
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,465
What did Finn do to Rudy?
363
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,339
Put super lice in his underwear?
364
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,920
Beehive in his car?
365
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,579
Filled his Boston cream
donut with...
366
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,883
Liv, how about
we let them tell us?
367
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,808
We don't know. We weren't there.
368
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,637
And Finn deleted that footage.
Said it wasn't funny.
369
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:09,892
Too raw.
370
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,933
Can we go now?
371
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,554
We gotta film our tribute
for Finn.
372
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,940
You wanna honor your friend?
373
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,988
Then help us find his killer.
374
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,741
Wish we could help you out.
375
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,291
Lame.
376
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,356
We have to go back to Rudy and ask
him what happened between him and Finn.
377
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,996
This time you let me bring
a cattle prod.
378
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,422
We'll get answers.
379
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,633
Hey.
380
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,463
I only have a second to talk.
381
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,422
I lied to the guys and said I had
to yak up last night's purple drink.
382
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,758
- So, talk.
- That prank on Rudy that you asked about?
383
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,517
We never used the footage.
384
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,720
But our editor sent us
a link to the cut.
385
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,646
Thing you gotta know going in,
386
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,224
Rudy's never had
much luck with the girls.
387
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,230
Oh, my God!
388
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,405
- What the hell!
- Rudy!
389
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,654
No, no, no.
This can't be happening.
390
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,610
- Rudy, baby, don't freak out!
- Yes!
391
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,742
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh!
392
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,744
What the hell is wrong with you?
393
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,783
You've gotta have everything?
394
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,834
- Are you filming this?
- Whoa.
395
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,337
You're sick, dude.
You're a sick man!
396
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,957
There's a hidden camera?
I don't believe you!
397
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:23,011
You can have anyone, man. Why her?
398
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,596
You knew how much I love her.
399
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,966
Dude. Chill. It's just a prank.
400
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,016
I didn't take her all the way
to bone town.
401
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,352
Psych!
402
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,681
We did the nasty,
s traight up...
403
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,108
Dude, I'm messing with you.
404
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,685
Stasha was totally in on it.
405
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,483
You should see your face.
406
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,447
Really?
407
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,404
Yeah, really.
408
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,284
So, did Finn sleep
with Rudy's girlfriend or not?
409
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,754
Don't know, dude.
410
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:56,838
Rudy, man...
411
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,558
Rudy, when we last spoke, you
told me you and Finn were buds.
412
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,622
I hope he treated you better behind
the camera than he did in front of it.
413
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,887
Oh, I get it.
414
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,889
Punch me in the nuts.
415
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,307
Um... No.
416
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,233
It's not weird.
I'm just making a point.
417
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,478
Punch me in the nuts.
418
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,859
Awesome.
419
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,451
You see. It's a show.
420
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,706
I'm wearing a cup.
421
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,250
I'm always wearing a cup.
422
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,043
This coffee's for you, Rudy.
423
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,232
You know, those K-Cups,
they got these new flavors.
424
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,248
This one's caramel
vanilla cream.
425
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,747
Why don't you take a seat, Rudy?
426
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,503
Caramel vanilla cream.
427
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,838
Man, that smells good.
428
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,260
We wanted to ask you about a video
that featured your girlfriend.
429
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,267
You were all crying,
blubbering like a little bitch.
430
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,686
Was that just part of the show?
431
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,230
Duh.
432
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,858
It was just a prank.
He didn't really do her.
433
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,735
Stasha was in on it.
434
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,567
For, like, 30 seconds,
I thought it was real.
435
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,072
Quite an actor, your girlfriend.
436
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,287
Wife.
437
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,037
Married five months now.
438
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,247
She still gives me hell
for falling for it.
439
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,333
Your coffee's getting cold.
440
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,127
Gotta admit.
Not really a coffee person.
441
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,626
- You're not gonna drink that?
- Go to town.
442
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,926
Mmm. That's good stuff.
443
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,013
One last thing, Rudy.
444
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:37,721
We were hoping you could shed some light
on an incident Kong Hoshi had with Finn.
445
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,932
If you say the letters "N",
"D" or "A",
446
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,641
I am so gonna bag-tag your ass.
447
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,227
I didn't sign any NDA.
448
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,152
I wasn't there,
but I heard about it.
449
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:49,199
Kong's son, Lee, tried to skateboard
off his rooftop into the pool and missed.
450
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,032
Wound up crippled for life.
451
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,763
Does that have anything
to do with Finn?
452
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:54,873
Finn was Lee's hero.
453
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:58,951
And Finn might have provided Lee with some
pro tips for how to pull off said stunt.
454
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:03,083
Rumor is, the show had to cough up
beaucoup settlement money to Kong's family.
455
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,206
We need to have
another chat with Kong.
456
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,917
Thanks for coming by, Rudy.
457
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,090
I'll be down in the morgue.
458
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:14,767
Liv...
459
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,479
Mmm-hmm.
Why can't I let go of this coffee mug?
460
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,440
Super stickum, bitch!
461
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,109
Aw! Too bad, Clive-y sad!
462
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,273
Too bad, Clive-y sad!
463
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:34,327
This is amazing.
464
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,612
Then my work here is done.
465
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,574
Ah, but that's
where you're wrong.
466
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:42,251
I landed us an invite to the
zombie truthers meeting
467
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,463
tomorrow night.
468
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,163
- Shut up!
- Ow.
469
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,624
I posted a ton on the zombie
truthers message boards
470
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,963
under the username IndianCowboy.
471
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,546
Stuff like, "You might be
working with a zombie"
472
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,926
"and not even know it."
473
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,981
A zombie crashing a zombie
haters club meeting.
474
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,514
It's like the coolest
dare imaginable.
475
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,220
We could even do accents.
476
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,101
You be American and
I'll be Brit!
477
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,599
Mind the gap, you dumb squib!
478
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,982
I cocked up that giddy kipper.
Now I'm all collywobbles.
479
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:12,282
And I only speak one language
and I wear white socks!
480
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,359
USA! USA!
481
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,121
I think we need to practice.
482
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,583
I wish I could,
but I've got big plans.
483
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,379
What up!
484
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,510
Holla.
485
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,587
- Ooh. Something smells good.
- Follow me.
486
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:35,848
So, check it.
487
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,286
I've been on zombie dates
before where the gentleman zombie
488
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,801
and I weren't rocking
the same brain.
489
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,180
I was a pathological liar,
he was a hypochondriac.
490
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,022
He was gay, I was a nympho.
491
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,818
So, how about we hop
on the same brain train?
492
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,613
Mmm... This spoon-feeding thing
makes me think you ate my mom's brain.
493
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,737
That'd make for an
uncomfortable night.
494
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:55,952
Come on.
495
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,120
I dare you to eat it.
496
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,421
All right.
497
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,417
All right.
498
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,923
So what do we have in store?
499
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,501
Buckle up, my friend.
500
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,632
We're gonna take
this night to the next level.
501
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,680
Where do we get our hands
on some Super Max?
502
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,308
Super...
503
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,438
Are you ready for this?
504
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,320
Oh, yeah!
505
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,905
My mom never let me
play with these.
506
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,366
Too dangerous.
507
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,411
We're going to get some serious
hang-time, now that we're Super Maxed.
508
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,737
So ready?
509
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,948
These babies are
going into orbit!
510
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,703
Okay. One,
511
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,375
two, three!
512
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,044
Prepare for re-entry!
513
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,550
You're a fun date.
514
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,094
Oh, look, a falling star!
515
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,754
Whoo.
516
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,808
Whoo! That was insane!
517
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,145
Human pincushion!
518
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,227
Bull's eye!
Let me get that for you.
519
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,770
Ow! Kelly Clarkson!
520
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,080
Huh?
521
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,293
Yo. I got your suit and the
flame retardant from Rudy.
522
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,919
That's not the flame retardant.
523
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,875
Rudy says it's a new brand.
524
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,677
Says it's better. I don't know.
525
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,840
Yeah, that's right.
526
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,971
That's just how I do it.
527
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,860
Tupac's most definitely
a zombie.
528
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:57,780
Dude gets capped, but he's
still releasing songs.
529
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,407
You know who I'd bet
is a zombie?
530
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,783
Christina Ricci.
531
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,615
She gives off
a real zombie vibe.
532
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,418
Donald!
Fix me another Old Fashioned.
533
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,541
Try not to muddle
the muddling this time.
534
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:14,876
Crush, then stir.
535
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,004
Don't jam it in
like it's prom night.
536
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,258
Jawohl.
537
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,898
Don E. Boy.
538
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,479
I can hear you mouth breathing.
539
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:39,943
Really doing it for me.
540
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,617
How the hell are you getting
reception from six feet under?
541
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,865
Sleep with one eye open,
my friend.
542
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,614
I know where you and my dear
old dad have set up shop,
543
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,324
and I'm coming for you both.
544
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,824
If there's anything left on
your bucket list, I suggest...
545
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,541
- Where's my cherry? Do I have to...
- Blaine just called.
546
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,472
He ain't dead.
547
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,183
I took care of him, boss.
548
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,729
One in the gut, like you said,
then one in the mouth.
549
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,098
No way he survived.
550
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,933
Then I just heard
from his ghost.
551
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,940
The three of you, find him!
Bring me his head this time!
552
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,588
Clive Babineaux. Seattle PD.
553
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,542
- Is Rudy around?
- Oh, I'm afraid he's not home.
554
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:43,003
I'm Stasha's aunt, Essi.
555
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,054
Stasha's napping at the moment.
556
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:47,674
We're investigating the death
of Finn "Vincible."
557
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,747
We were hoping to take a look in Rudy's
workshop, where the props get made.
558
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:53,479
Well, I don't see
any harm with that.
559
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,268
There's a key under the mat.
560
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,645
Thank you, ma'am.
561
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,371
Clive! Check this sucker out!
562
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,996
I'll give you 300 bucks
if you let me zap you with it.
563
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:15,670
No.
564
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,754
Boring.
565
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,512
This is what you were like!
566
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,644
Here's what we came for.
567
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,529
It says it's a flame retardant.
568
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,744
Damn.
569
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,030
Think Rudy changed the label?
570
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,205
One way to find out.
571
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,168
Wait! Wait! What are you doing?
572
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,417
Don't do that! Don't...
573
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:06,927
Looks like it retards flames.
574
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,010
Uh, so much for that lead.
575
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,847
What do you think you're doing?
576
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,348
You've got no right to be here.
577
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:17,104
Aunt Essi said it was cool.
578
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,682
It's fine. We were just leaving.
579
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,316
It's all right. It's all right.
580
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:31,073
Look! There's your mama.
581
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,826
Stasha, he started crying again.
582
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,000
Mind if I ask how old he is.
583
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,210
As a matter of fact, I do.
584
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,788
He's just four days old!
585
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,623
Isn't he precious?
586
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,958
I'm guessing he favors
his father?
587
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,890
You told us you married Stasha.
588
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,943
You failed to mention
you were starting a family.
589
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,520
We met your son.
590
00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:06,739
Good looking kid.
591
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,614
I guess congratulations
are in order.
592
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,699
- Thanks.
- You haven't been home in a while.
593
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,152
Last your wife saw you,
594
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,771
you stormed out
of the delivery room
595
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,080
just moments after his arrival.
596
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,908
Finn's death,
it's really messed me up.
597
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,039
I don't want to take
that energy home.
598
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,917
That video of you catching
Finn in bed with your girl...
599
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,294
You know when that was?
600
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,342
I don't know. A while back.
601
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,089
Thirty-nine weeks.
602
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,637
A hair over nine months.
603
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:33,882
Stasha lied to you.
604
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,551
She did sleep with Finn.
605
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,012
And you found out in the
delivery room, didn't you?
606
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,852
That's his son, not yours.
607
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,808
It was the final indignity,
wasn't it?
608
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:46,690
So, you made another
hay suit, this one untreated.
609
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,146
You wanted him to catch fire.
610
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,689
You wanted to watch him suffer.
611
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,775
Boohoo, Rudy Pooh.
612
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,914
Finn was evil.
613
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,207
I did the world a favor.
614
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,915
Someone posted the video
of his death online?
615
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,134
The most-watched
Stunted Growth video ever.
616
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,785
I beat him at his
own game, didn't I?
617
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,509
- Rudy Bachman, you have the right...
- It's Rudy Pooh.
618
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,841
I'm legally changing it.
619
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:21,013
Rudy Bachman, you have
the right to remain silent.
620
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:22,347
Anything you say
621
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,853
can and will be used against
you in the court of law.
622
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,611
You.
623
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,771
Unpack that crate before
the brains thaw out.
624
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:30,605
On it.
625
00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:33,487
- Call up the usual suspects.
- I want someone guarding...
626
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,382
Keep the doors locked
and your guns loaded.
627
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,529
No one steps a foot in or out
unless I give the word.
628
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:38,988
Anyone asks why we're not open,
629
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,393
tell 'em we got a pest problem.
630
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,533
Someone order cement?
631
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,369
Wait!
632
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,961
Hey, Dad.
633
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,008
Wanna go have a catch?
634
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,057
Ah!
635
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,353
I have to say,
636
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:04,772
I'm proud of you.
637
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,896
I didn't think you had it
in you. This took initiative.
638
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,694
Oh, in that case,
all is forgiven.
639
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,781
Look at you now.
640
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:19,112
I managed to turn a spoiled
little brat into a man.
641
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,788
A man with ambition.
642
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,042
Really?
643
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,250
You're going with the Boy
Named Sue defense, huh?
644
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,580
I got a business venture
you're gonna find interesting.
645
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,839
Let's focus on the future, huh?
646
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:32,087
McDonough and Son.
647
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,510
Unlimited growth.
648
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,178
Unlimited wealth.
649
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,096
Let's step into my office.
650
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,265
Nah, you step into my tub.
651
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:45,898
Come on.
652
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:48,099
Come on.
653
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:49,318
I got work to do.
654
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,496
The old McDonough family estate.
655
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,666
So many childhood memories.
656
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:19,923
After you would beat me,
or humiliate me,
657
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,559
or psychologically torture
Mom, I'd visit this well.
658
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,228
I'd toss a penny inside
and wish you'd drop dead.
659
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,184
Old man says what?
660
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,445
Oh, poor you!
661
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,904
You were miserable
because I beat you.
662
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,572
I beat you because
you were miserable.
663
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,078
I offered you a shot
664
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,497
at making millions of dollars...
665
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,454
Hundreds of millions...
666
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,881
Together, father and son,
667
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,919
but poor baby has hurt feelings.
668
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,132
You're weak.
669
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:04,683
You're no businessman.
670
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,346
You were a waste of my sperm.
671
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,733
I gotta say...
672
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,315
That kind of stings.
673
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:56,853
There's about $1.40
in pennies down there, Dad.
674
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,063
Maybe you can bribe
your way out.
675
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,174
- Surprise.
- Not really.
676
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,909
What with the two dead
zombies out there,
677
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,573
I'd be a lot more surprised if
your pops was sitting in that chair.
678
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,561
Don't worry.
679
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:33,723
He's alive and... well.
680
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,354
Like I care.
681
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:40,698
So...
682
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,992
How you wanna do this?
Cowboy style?
683
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,487
Reach for your pistols. See
who's the Quick Draw McGraw?
684
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,039
Shoot you, Don E.?
685
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,287
I need you.
686
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,711
Hell, I got two brick
and mortar businesses to run.
687
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:56,672
You read this?
688
00:36:58,675 --> 00:36:59,711
Above my pay grade.
689
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:00,962
My dad saw the future...
690
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,213
Ah, the future is brains.
691
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,470
He told me that much.
692
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,926
Did he share with you how much
money he thought we could make
693
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,348
if we only aimed bigger?
694
00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:10,436
Much bigger?
695
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,094
I say you should
manage the bar here.
696
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,396
This is your place.
What you say goes.
697
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,607
- I'll handle the brain business...
- Stop talking.
698
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,858
You had me at money.
699
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,028
♪ Tim Finnegan lived
in Walkin Street
700
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,118
♪ A gentle Irishman mighty odd
701
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,661
♪ To help him on his way
each day
702
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,865
♪ He'd a drop of
the craythur every morn'
703
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,949
♪ Whack fol the dah now
dance to your partner
704
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,917
♪ Around the floor,
your trotters shake
705
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:38,462
♪ Wasn't it the truth I told ya?
706
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,543
♪ Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
707
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,547
♪ One morning
Tim felt rather full
708
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,884
♪ His head felt heavy
and it made him shake
709
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,048
♪ With a barrel of porter
at his feet
710
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,301
♪ And a bottle of whiskey
at his head
711
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,306
♪ Whack fol the dah now
dance to your partner
712
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,478
♪ Around the floor,
your trotters shake
713
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:57,522
♪ Wasn't it the truth
I told you?
714
00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,600
♪ Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake
715
00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:10,486
Discovery day is coming.
716
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,956
Or haven't you heard?
717
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,468
What's it going to take
to wake you zombies up?
718
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,758
There are six dead already.
Six of our own.
719
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,002
You've gotten soft.
720
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,341
And lazy.
721
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,827
We're supposed to be
protecting the zombies
722
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,592
who came out of the
basement of Max Rager.
723
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,103
Why aren't we?
724
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,657
Carey Gold gave us
the night off for the wake.
725
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,943
From now on, if you need
more toner for the copier,
726
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,771
or you want to get your kid in a
new elective, you see Carey Gold.
727
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,219
Anything relating to the
defense of our species,
728
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,235
you see me and only me.
Understood?
729
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,822
Sir! Yes, sir.
730
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,160
I went through
Fortesan's inventory,
731
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,621
and I noticed he was
missing six cans of Super Max.
732
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,412
I'm wondering if someone
thought it would be fun
733
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:03,088
to steal it for the party.
734
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,344
Uh...
735
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,670
That was me, sir.
736
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,634
I took them.
737
00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,174
I didn't think anybody...
738
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:16,852
Don't do it again.
739
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,280
We've got lots to do
tomorrow, boys and girls.
740
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,265
Be on time.
741
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,941
Would you hurry up in there?
742
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,984
Chill! It has to look perfect.
743
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:30,903
I know what you're thinking.
744
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,280
"Where'd Liv go?"
745
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:33,576
What about me?
746
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,827
Try to sweat less.
747
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,583
I'm entering a gun range
full of zombie-hating,
748
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,628
possibly zombie-murdering
conspiracy theorists.
749
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,580
And I'm accompanying
an undercover zombie.
750
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,085
Excuse me if I perspire.
751
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,042
It's an awesome stunt, isn't it?
752
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:49,342
We should be filming it.
753
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:50,888
Husband?
754
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,021
We got this.
755
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,198
Uh... Liv?
756
00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,538
120 over 80.
757
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:18,790
Go on in.
758
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,201
We've gotta get out of here.
759
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,628
No way. We have to find out
what they're planning.
760
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,206
They'll mark you as a you
know what in a heartbeat.
761
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,291
One very slow heartbeat.
762
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,342
What if I get my
adrenaline going?
763
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,090
I can pass this test, no sweat.
764
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:34,513
Liv, you cannot risk this.
765
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:35,724
Crap. Harley saw me.
766
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,554
Do I know you from somewhere?
767
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:43,893
I get that a lot.
768
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,108
Don't I get that a lot?
769
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,775
She gets that a lot.
770
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,746
There's this girl on one
of those shows on TV
771
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,612
and everyone says
I look like her.
772
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,189
- What's it called?
- Oh, yes.
773
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,688
It's got a dumb name.
What is it?
774
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,026
I could've swore we met.
775
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,244
Next.
776
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,995
In any case,
777
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,749
uh, we just got a text message
from our babysitter
778
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,876
saying she's puking
her guts out,
779
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,834
so one of us has to
go home and look after
780
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:14,212
little Aanjaneya and Jaahanvi.
781
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,049
Who's up?
782
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,850
I'll go home
and see to the kids.
783
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,022
But I want to know everything.
784
00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,315
Zombies are real.
785
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:29,063
There's one everywhere I go.
786
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,120
Love you, honey.
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