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(screaming)
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Rrrrrahhh!
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Looks like someone needs
to trim their nails!
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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Stop it! You're
destroying everything!
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AH!
The humanity!
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Ugh!
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Rahhh!
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Ahhhhhh!
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CLANG!
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(crashing/screaming)
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Ah! Ah!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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All this for a stupid
beauty pageant.
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Which I won fair
and square.
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But I rigged
the whole thing.
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Your winning was
part of the plan.
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Mimes don't talk,
Hannah!
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♪
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Todd: Ahh! Ahhh!
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(choking)
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HiSSSSSS!
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Ahhhhhhhhh!
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CLANG!
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THUD
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(wig groaning)
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That's it for you,
evil wig.
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UH!
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Well that's the end
of another adventure.
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Yeah, there were some real
twists and turns in that one.
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Something tells me that's not
the last we've seen of the Book.
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Seriously, how do
you turn this off?!
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Oh Curtis.
You never change.
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(laughing)
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Reggie: Hey!
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You destroyed
our whole AV lab!
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It's all we had!
This was our whole lives!
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Look, in the fight against
evil, sometimes shit happens,
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this time shit
happened to your shit.
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It's nothing personal.
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But who's going
to pay for all this?!
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I dunno.
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Todd: Niceyodeling, Jenny.
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I will get my revenge,
Todd Smith!
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Somehow.
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♪
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(energy pulsing)
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♪
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I can't believe
I never noticed you
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before you won that
beauty pageant.
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It's too bad so many
people had to die.
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Hey, it's not your fault
Miss Crowley High.
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You won fair
and square.
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And your yodeling
was excellent.
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Oh, Lon, I bet you
say that to all the girls.
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True, but with you
I mean it.
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Hey how about we grab
a coffee after school?
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Or something-
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Yeah.
I would love to.
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I've got a date
with a beauty queen.
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(Jenny giggling)
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Wa t till
I tell my mom!
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I'm the one who saved
Jenny from the Evil Wig,
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not that bumrod
coffee drinker!
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♪
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Reggie:
Bring up the music--
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(dramaticinstrumental music)
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I don't think
we should be doing this-
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I'm the head
of this club.
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Now, shut up
and do what I tell you!
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(dramaticinstrumental music)
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Does anyone
hear music?
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♪
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Anyone?
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♪
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Reggie: And...cut!
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♪
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Lost shithead?
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♪
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Reggie: Cut!
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♪
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You take a wrong turn
somewhere buddy?
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Well, you better get
out of here unless
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you want to get
slapped with 2 dildos!
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♪
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Okay-
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Reggie: Cut!
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♪
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There's a pretty,
Daddy--
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Curious.
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♪
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Oh, shi--
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Reggie: Cut!
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♪
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Split-screen!
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I don't want to!
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I said split-screen!
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♪
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SLICE!
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(blood splattering)
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(laughing)
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We never got to
have our coffee date.
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You know there's plenty of other
guys who'd like a coffee date.
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Like me.
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Now's not
the time, Todd.
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Hey, I've got something
that will cheer you up.
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Made you a mix CD.
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Seriously?
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A guy I had a coffee date
with has been cut in half.
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And stop making me CDs!
I never listen to them.
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What, not even 'Songs To Dream
of Todd To, Volume 7?'
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That was a classic!
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Hey,
find anything?
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We found therest of Lon's body.
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It's cut clean in half.
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Who or what
cldld have done this?
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Curious-er...
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(whistling)
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Um...
A giant pizza cutter?
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Oh! A giant viking with
a man-slicing axe!
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A powerful plasma ray?
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Then the wounds would
have been cauterized--
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You only know that word
because I use it.
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You're just jealous
of my tiara.
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It's so sparkly-
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So, what else could it be?
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Maybe... a sword?
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Todd: A sword?
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I thought I was the only dude
around here with a sword.
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I think someone other
than Todd having a sword
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in the school is
highly improbable.
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We would have noticed.
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Unless he was really tall...
and hid it in his pants.
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I think that we have to consider
all the possibilities here,
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because something is weird,
even for Crowley High.
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Dennis: Why her?
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You really don't know anything,
do you, you idiot?!
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Through her...
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...we get...
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...to him.
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First we need to match Todd's
sword against Lon's body,
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just to rule him out
as a suspect.
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Seriously?
I'm a suspect?
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It's nothing personal Todd,
we have to be sure.
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There is a prophecy
that says you could be
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the Pure Evil One,
after all.
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Jock: Go short!
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Stupid Prophecy--
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Holy-Moley Miss Crowley!
Best in show!
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Oh, you guys.
You're too kind--
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Hey, shut up,
you douche lords!
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She doesn't need attention
from guys like you!
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Jock:
Yeah, whatever--
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Jenny, you're
lucky you have me
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to protect you from
guys like that.
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I can speak
for myself, Todd!
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You're acting like
a jealous boyfriend!
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Yeah!
You're like a stalker!
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I'm not a stalker!
I'm--
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I'm more of a bad boy.
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Yeah!
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He's dangerous.
And that kinda scares you.
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But it also kind of
excites you too.
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You just
don't know it yet!
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Seriously, dude,
not helping.
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Reggie: And...Wipe!
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SPLAT!
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Test, one two--
Test--
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How am I a stalker??
I mean, I love Jenny--
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I know we're meant
to be together.
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tap-tap
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And this year's
Miss Crowley High is--
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Damn it, there's too much
blood in this thing, man--
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Jenny just can't see it yet.
I just have to convince her.
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But, I mean, how does that
make me a stalker?
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You know what I'm talking
about, right Jimmy?
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Listen, man, I totally
know what you mean--
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There was this one chick,
right?
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We were totally in love,
she just didn't know it yet.
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So, I followed her to her room
hid under her bed,
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and she still just
didn't get that
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we were meant
to be together.
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So then I showed her
the pictures I took
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when she was sleeping,
totally freaked out--
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Which I didn't get because
that was proof to me
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that if I wanted to do
something bad, I could've.
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You know
what I'm saying?
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Shit.
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I am a stalker.
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I gotta stay
away from Jenny.
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This year's Miss Crowley
High is... Jenny Kolinsky!
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(phone ringing)
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What do you want,
Todd?
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Todd's Voice: We're meant to
be together Jenny.
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What are you
talking about?
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I am a stalker!
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Okay, not funny.
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I can't stay away
from you.
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This is sick
even for you.
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I'm talking about
love - love - love.
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Ok, seriously?
I'm hanging up!
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I am a stalker.
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Don't call me again!
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I gotta-- shit.
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Don't even talk
to me again!
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What's got your panties
in a knot little missy?
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Mind your own
business.
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Your friend Todd has
quite the reputation.
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What reputation?
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He's a Pure Evil loser.
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He's not Pure Evil.
He's a good guy.
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He just doesn't always
think about what he's doing
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and doesn't always...
know when to stop--
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You know what?
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What do you guys know
about it anyway?
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Hey, we don't know nothin'
but what we see
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with our own 2 eyes.
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Come on--
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We see the way he
follows you around.
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The way he looksat you.
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The way he smells your
hair when you ain't looking.
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Like a loser...in heat.
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You really think you're gonna
be able to control himself forever?
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(laughing)
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Hannah: Those flirtyjocks have been crushed.
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Is Todd still
a suspect?
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Well, the test of the
sword against Lon's body
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proved inconclusive.
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Whoa--
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What could
have done this?
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Angry giant?
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Angry giant
bulldozer...?
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Well good luck
finding the Book.
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I'm gonna have
to sit this one out.
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You're quitting
the Gang again?
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I just think I need
to stay away from Jenny
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for a little while.
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Because you're
stalking her?
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No, I'm not
stalking her!
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I just-- I know she gets
distracted by my manliness.
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That's it Todd!
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You're delusional!
I'm not into you!
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I've never been
into you!
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But you just can't take
the hint, can you?
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Calling me up, telling me that
you have to take a shit?!
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What is wrong
with you?!
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Whoa, Jenny,
calm down...
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But I don't have
to take a shit...
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First Lon,
and now these guys?
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They were just
flirting with me,
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and now they're dead!
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Did you do this?
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Did you go all
Pure Evil on them?
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I didn't do anything--
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You know what?
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None of us know what
you're capable of!
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You could be responsible for
all this and not even know it!
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We don't know that
Todd did this, Jenny
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Yeah, sure, take
his side Hannah--
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(phone vibrating)
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Look & Listen.
What does that mean?
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Reggie: Boring!
264
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,330
Yeah... who cares
about wrong numbers?
265
00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:23,931
Let's get
to the good stuff.
266
00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:25,868
See? I told you
it would be fun.
267
00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:39,401
♪
268
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:51,848
♪
269
00:10:51,340 --> 00:11:00,682
♪
270
00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:07,756
♪
271
00:11:07,529 --> 00:11:10,932
(Jenny humming)
272
00:11:10,864 --> 00:11:15,668
Jenny singing: So hand methose flowers of sorrow...
273
00:11:15,545 --> 00:11:16,210
What the hell?
274
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,518
(singing)
...here I stand...
275
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,913
Best. Dream. Ever.
276
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,793
Todd: Oh, yeah-
Yeah, thats s good, Jenny...
277
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,738
Oh, Jenny...
278
00:11:28,912 --> 00:11:31,713
(Todd's hand slapping)
Oh, yeah...
279
00:11:31,669 --> 00:11:35,806
♪
280
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:37,341
Ahhhhhhh!
What are you doing?!
281
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:38,208
I'm dreaming--
282
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,174
No you're not!!!
283
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,070
Ahhhhhhh!
284
00:11:45,861 --> 00:11:48,363
...so I was in her room and
then I jumped out the window
285
00:11:48,329 --> 00:11:49,263
and ran naked
all the way home.
286
00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:51,530
My feet got
really dirty.
287
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,236
Whoa, what a weird dream.
Dirty feet.
288
00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:55,795
Dude, are you even
listening to me??
289
00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,066
I was actually in Jenny's
closet jerking off!
290
00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,642
Wow. That does sound
like stalker behaviour.
291
00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:01,379
Yeah, but I thought
I was dreaming!
292
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,343
I don't even know
how I got there!
293
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,133
Maybe you were
sleep-wanking.
294
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,061
Or maybe I'm blacking
out and turning into
295
00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,085
the Pure Evil One
without even knowing it.
296
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:11,217
Well, if all the
Pure Evil One does
297
00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:13,117
is black out
and jerk off...
298
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,351
That's not so bad.
299
00:12:15,993 --> 00:12:18,928
Todd needs to be locked up until
we figure out what's going on.
300
00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:20,312
Don't you think you're
being a bit rash?
301
00:12:20,321 --> 00:12:23,123
He was jerking
off in my closet!
302
00:12:23,079 --> 00:12:25,513
I can't imagine Todd
choosing to do that.
303
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,383
I mean, sure he'd
fantasize about it,
304
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,441
but he can't be
responsible for all this.
305
00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:30,692
He just can't.
306
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,341
Maybe he's
not choosing.
307
00:12:33,014 --> 00:12:34,716
Maybe he's already become
the Pure Evil One.
308
00:12:34,715 --> 00:12:37,850
And if Todd's lost control, I'm
not gonna be his next victim!
309
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,494
Are you even listening
to me right now?!
310
00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,458
I can't believe you're
checking your texts!
311
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:42,713
What--
312
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,529
Jenny, I'm sorry!
I dn'n't normally get texts!
313
00:12:44,524 --> 00:12:45,690
I was excited!
314
00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:50,772
It's working!
Our plan is working!
315
00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:53,426
Stupid nerds.
316
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,175
Not so stupid
after all.
317
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,155
Especially with a little help
from the Book of Pure Evil!
318
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,783
Well...
this is unexpected.
319
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:04,924
What should we do?
320
00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:06,312
We're gonna get
expelled for this!
321
00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:09,558
Just stay calm
...and observe.
322
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,663
Atticus: Nerds!
323
00:13:12,284 --> 00:13:14,152
Hand over the Book!
324
00:13:14,144 --> 00:13:15,411
We don't have
any books.
325
00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:16,360
Dennis: Take it!
326
00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:17,822
Reggie: Hey!
327
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,132
This Book isn't going
anywhere until
328
00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:23,042
Todd Smith's life is
completely destroyed!
329
00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:26,384
You're using the Book
to destroy Todd Smith?
330
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,906
Hmm!
331
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,718
Allow me to offer
a proposal.
332
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:32,491
I'll let you keep the Book until
after your little vendetta,
333
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,516
then you will give
me the book!
334
00:13:35,494 --> 00:13:37,428
Yeah, that sounds
reasonable.
335
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:39,352
Excellent, I'm gonna
stay and watch.
336
00:13:39,341 --> 00:13:46,612
♪
337
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,993
Got any snacks?
338
00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:50,879
Some party mix?
339
00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:56,022
Okay, listen--
340
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,443
If I really am
the Pure Evil One,
341
00:13:57,453 --> 00:14:00,221
I'll say anything I can
to get out of this room.
342
00:14:00,177 --> 00:14:04,114
Curtis, no matter what I say
do not let me out of here.
343
00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:05,538
Got it.
344
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:08,098
But if you do let me out,
you can have all my comics.
345
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:09,230
Wicked!
346
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,951
That was a test.
You just failed.
347
00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:13,183
Okay-- Shit! Okay--
Starting now.
348
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,094
You are not getting
out of that room!
349
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,218
Ok, but I really have
to use the bathroom.
350
00:14:17,198 --> 00:14:18,800
Okay you go
I'll stay!
351
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,903
Curtis, that
was also a test.
352
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:21,886
Man!
353
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:23,919
You're too smart
for me!
354
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,266
I know. This sucks,
355
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:28,114
I'm gonna keep stalking
and killing people forever.
356
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,501
Todd, we don't know for sure
that you're doing those things.
357
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,872
Jenny thinks I am,
and that's all that matters.
358
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,476
You gotta start thinking
about something else.
359
00:14:34,477 --> 00:14:36,746
something wholesome,
family entertainment,
360
00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:42,661
like Herman:
The Kid Detective.
361
00:14:42,492 --> 00:14:43,726
Really, Hannah?
362
00:14:43,743 --> 00:14:46,577
I don't know...
reading's kinda for nerds.
363
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,564
(phone vibrating)
364
00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:49,723
Who keeps
texting me?
365
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,535
It's okay, dude.
366
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,586
Go.
367
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,141
Why are they wasting so much
time on such a boring subplot?
368
00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:03,653
Those kids are always wasting
their time on stupid tangents.
369
00:15:03,617 --> 00:15:05,117
Fast forward
to the good stuff.
370
00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:06,658
Dennis!Fast forward!
371
00:15:06,663 --> 00:15:14,470
♪
372
00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:15,294
thump-thump
373
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,064
Reggie:
That's more like it.
374
00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:23,453
(Jenny hitting bag)
375
00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:30,807
♪
376
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:33,478
It was indeed the
snake-handler's niece.
377
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,097
Reggie:
Ramp up the tension!
378
00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,631
Give me some
music stings!
379
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,270
Todd!
Get out of here!
380
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,538
I don't even know
how I got in here!
381
00:15:40,515 --> 00:15:42,116
Reggie: Cut!
382
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:43,217
Stay away from me!
383
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:44,172
Reggie: Cut!
384
00:15:44,201 --> 00:15:45,468
Gah!
I'm trying!
385
00:15:45,483 --> 00:15:46,182
WHACK!
386
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:47,187
What the fuck?
387
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,280
WHACK!
388
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,350
WHACK!
389
00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:51,388
WHACK!
390
00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:54,468
Ugh!
391
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,060
WHACK! WHACK!
WHACK!
392
00:15:58,755 --> 00:16:00,389
WHACK!
393
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,724
She's giving him a
real ass pounding!
394
00:16:01,737 --> 00:16:04,404
Pound that ass,
Jenny!
395
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,330
Dennis!
396
00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:06,792
It's not
what it looks like!
397
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:09,069
You're on your cell
phone during a movie!
398
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:11,488
Curtis: Nerds!
399
00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:13,882
Supporting characters!
We forgot about you!
400
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,236
We know you have the
Book - hand it over
401
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,859
and you might make it
out of this alive!
402
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:18,795
No promises.
403
00:16:18,822 --> 00:16:20,922
Yeah, our track
record is pretty spotty.
404
00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:21,540
Reggie: Never!
405
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,114
I must see Todd destroyed
for what he did to us!
406
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,381
What exactly
did Todd do to you?
407
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,261
I don't even know
who you guys are.
408
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,021
Todd destroyed all of our
audio-visual equipment!
409
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:31,278
What?
410
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,060
You were there!Don't you remember?
411
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,489
I smoke
a lot of pot.
412
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:36,566
And Todd destroys
a lot of stuff.
413
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:41,871
AV Club was all we had in life,
and Todd completely destroyed it,
414
00:16:41,742 --> 00:16:43,977
so now we're going
to destroy Todd!
415
00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:45,222
You know, you should
have just killed him,
416
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,205
it would have been far
easier. Just sayin'.
417
00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:50,794
Killing Todd's not enough.
I wanna crush him completely
418
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,854
by turning the woman
he loves against him.
419
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,730
It will be
my masterpiece!
420
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,789
♪
421
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:00,728
WHACK!
422
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,621
WHACK!
423
00:17:04,887 --> 00:17:05,920
WHACK!
424
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,262
(electricity surging)
425
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:23,121
♪
426
00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:30,055
♪
427
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:33,897
I know I should be happy,
but she's just so sad!
428
00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:38,206
I did it...holy shit!
I did it! I actually did it!
429
00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:41,379
YOU BASTARD!!!
430
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:48,974
♪
431
00:17:48,741 --> 00:17:50,440
Stay away from me!
432
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,573
Todd: I'm trying!
433
00:17:52,587 --> 00:17:54,120
What the fuck?
434
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:55,287
Curtis be careful!
435
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:58,214
(laughing)
Lose-
436
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:01,823
This year's
Miss Crowley's High-- Fuck.
437
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:07,177
You wouldn't want to go
to the movies with me.
438
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,214
Curtis: Hold on!
439
00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:16,733
Todd & Jenny:
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
440
00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:19,860
Whoa!
441
00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:23,430
I'm just gonna have to finish
you myself, Todd Smith!
442
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:24,940
Let's do the man dance, man.
443
00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:26,031
You ruined
my life!
444
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,088
Yeah?? You totally
fucked up mine!
445
00:18:28,554 --> 00:18:30,589
It was him right?
I'm not the Pure Evil One yet?
446
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,108
Curtis and Hannah:
Not yet.
447
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,605
You know, I'm totally
gonna kick your ass, dude.
448
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:35,882
Yeah, you're right.
449
00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:37,930
I'm just gonna use
the book to kill you.
450
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:41,239
Where is it?
Dennis--
451
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:42,552
Todd: Well thisis unexpected.
452
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,364
Give that back!
That's an order!
453
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,294
I' w waited a long
time for this Reggie
454
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,219
You think it's easy
being second command
455
00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:49,340
of a two person club?
456
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:51,026
I made you
who you are!
457
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:53,562
When you first came to this
school, you were nothing.
458
00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:55,996
Just another snot nosed
kid with no social skills.
459
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:59,634
I gave you an identity!
I gave you power!
460
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:00,788
And that was
your downfall.
461
00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:10,030
(echoing)
AHHHHHHHHH!
462
00:19:09,811 --> 00:19:10,878
SPLAT!
463
00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:17,145
(book flapping)
464
00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:19,995
Whoa...
465
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,404
You sent the text
messages that lead us here.
466
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,745
Indeed it was I.
467
00:19:23,756 --> 00:19:25,423
Why did you
sell Reggie out?
468
00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:26,723
Reggie was an asshole.
469
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,389
Stupid nerds!
470
00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:30,305
I could see this ending
coming a mile away.
471
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,164
I always guess
the ending.
472
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:34,957
You wouldn't want to go
to the movies with me.
473
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,480
♪
474
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:39,685
With Reggie gone, it looks like
the AV Club needs a new "head".
475
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:40,558
(gang groaning)
476
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:41,653
What?
Too soon?
477
00:19:41,675 --> 00:19:42,842
I'm sorry I didn't
trust you, Todd.
478
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,163
Forgive me?
479
00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:45,877
I'll forgive you if
you go on a date with me.
480
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,422
Hey, do any of you guys
want to join the AV club?
481
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:50,736
Jenny: No!
482
00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:52,282
Should we tell them that
Jenny killed Todd?
483
00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:54,454
Hmmm, let's keep that
our little secret.
484
00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:58,427
We have more DVD-R's
than you can shake a stick at!
485
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:02,709
It's clear to me that
Todd's strength
486
00:20:02,712 --> 00:20:05,148
lies not in his stupid
tenacity but in his alliance
487
00:20:05,117 --> 00:20:07,953
with his insipid yet
very helpful friends.
488
00:20:08,386 --> 00:20:10,454
And in order to defeat
Todd and the Gang
489
00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:12,806
and finally get my hands
on the Book of Pure Evil,
490
00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:16,260
I'm going to need
friends of my own.
491
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:18,123
Yes indeedy.
492
00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:20,253
Daddy.
493
00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:23,983
No, Atticus.
Not friends.
494
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:25,383
Not friends?
495
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:26,344
No!
496
00:20:26,369 --> 00:20:29,538
What you need is...
an army!
497
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:33,008
I could do...
498
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,941
an army.
499
00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:31,301
500
00:21:31,351 --> 00:21:35,901
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