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And with that movie 2001,
you're projecting us into the 21st century.
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- I brought along my son Jonathan...
- Hi.
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Who in the year 2001 will
be the same age as I am now.
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Maybe he will be better
adjusted to this
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kind of world that you're
trying to portray.
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The big difference,
when he grows up...
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In fact, if we wanted to
wait till the year 2001...
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He will have in his own house
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not a computer as big as
this, but at least a console
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through which he can talk to
his friendly local computer
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and get all the information
he needs for his everyday life,
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like his bank statements,
his theater reservations,
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all the information you need in the course
of living in a complex modern society.
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This will be in a compact
form in his own house.
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He'll have a television screen,
like these here, and a keyboard.
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And he'll talk to the computer
and get information from it.
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And he'll take it as much for
granted as we take the telephone.
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I wonder, though, what sort of
a life would it be like in social terms?
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I mean, if our whole life
is built around the computer,
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do we become a computer-dependent society?
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In some ways, but they
will also enrich our society
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because it will make it possible for
us to live, really, anywhere we like.
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Any businessman and executive
could live almost anywhere on Earth
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and still do his business
through a device like this.
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And this is a wonderful thing. It means
we won't have to be stuck in cities.
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We'll be able to live out in the
country or wherever we please.
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Screen says it's
an unimplemented trap.
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But the error code is
wrong. It's a system error.
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- So what's the upshot?
- It's not gonna say hello.
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It absolutely
is gonna say hello.
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It's nobody's fault.
It's a system error.
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You built the voice demo.
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- The voice demo is flaky.
- Keep your voices down.
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I've been telling you that
for... This thing is overbuilt.
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It worked last night. It
worked the night before that.
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It worked three hours ago.
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It's not working now, so
just skip over the voice demo.
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Fuck you.
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- Everything else is working.
- Shh.
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Skip over the voice demo.
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We need it to say hello.
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You're not hearing me.
It's not going to say hello.
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Just fix it.
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- Fix it?
- Yeah.
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- In 40 minutes?
- Fix it.
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- I can't.
- Who's the person who can?
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I'm the person who can, and I can't.
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- How bad are you saying?
- It's pretty bad.
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I don't know what that means.
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It means the demo is more
than likely gonna crash.
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You have to keep your voices down.
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Joel Pforzheimer is
sitting out in the house.
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I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?
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GQ.
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He's been shadowing you
for a week. Did you notice?
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Just look like everything's fine.
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He's sitting out in the house.
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Hey.
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What are you guys saying?
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Some kind of race condition, but we
haven't been able to track it down yet.
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Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?
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No, so the rates are off
and it keeps crashing.
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It's 20 seconds out of a
two-hour launch. Why not just cut it?
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- We can't cut it.
- Yeah, you just cut it.
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Two days ago, we ran a Super Bowl ad that
could've won the Oscar for Best Short Film.
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There are more people
who can tell you about
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the ad than can tell
you who won the game.
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I understand, but the ad said
the Mac was gonna save the world.
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It didn't say it was gonna say hello.
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We open the house in five.
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Don't open the house.
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We're taking a quick break.
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- Part of the problem is...
- What?
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We can recompile, but if it's a hardware
problem, we can't get into the back.
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Why not?
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- Do you wanna tell her or should I?
- Don't start with me, man.
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- Why can't he get into the machine?
- You need special tools.
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What kind of special tools?
Just take a screwdriver.
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He didn't want users to be able to open it.
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You need special tools.
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Is this for real?
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There are a hundred engineers walking
around here. None of them have the tools?
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In fairness, not many of
them were issued the tools.
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What about you?
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I left them at the office.
It was 3:00 AM when I...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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- Cut "Hello."
- No.
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- What's the first rule of a launch?
- It's not gonna crash.
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It just did.
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Andy!
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Which one?
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The other Andy. You're right
there. Why would I be calling out?
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- He needs to talk to you.
- Yeah.
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The exit signs need to be off or
we're not gonna get a full blackout.
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We've spoken to the building
manager and the fire marshal.
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And?
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There's no way they're gonna
let us turn the exit signs off.
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I'll pay whatever the fine is.
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The fine is they're gonna come
in and tell everyone to leave.
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You explained to the fire marshal
that we're in here changing the world?
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I did, but unless we can also change
the properties of fire, he doesn't care.
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Steve...
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If a fire causes a stampede
to the unmarked exits,
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it'll have been well worth
it for those who survive.
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For those who don't, less
so, but still pretty good.
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- Look, I...
- I need it to go black. Real black.
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Get rid of the exit signs and
don't let me know how you did it.
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Fix the voice demo.
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You need special tools to open the Mac?
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You knew it was a closed system.
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I didn't know literally. Jesus.
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And if you keep alienating
people for no reason,
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there's gonna be no one
left for it to say hello to.
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It's not for no reason.
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We blow this and IBM will own the
next 50 years like a Batman villain.
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Remember the phone company? That's what
Bell was called, "the phone company."
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IBM will be the computer company.
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Ten years later they'll
be the information company,
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and that's very bad for the human race.
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So we don't have time to
be polite or realistic,
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'cause if we are, this
company's next product launch
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will be held in front of 26 people
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and a stringer from the
Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
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We haven't advertised the voice software.
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We could pull it out of the demo
and no one would be disappointed.
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Do you want to try being reasonable,
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just, you know, see what it feels like?
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Okay. Pull the voice demo.
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Thank you.
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And then cancel the launch.
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I see. You just tricked me a little.
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You can tell me how unimportant it is,
but if the computer doesn't say hello,
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then neither will John Sculley,
who I promise you agrees with me.
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Sculley's not gonna cancel the
launch 'cause he's not insane.
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He's also not a hack, and
when it comes to the Macintosh,
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he's gonna do what I ask him to do.
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- What's in this box?
- Nothing you need to worry about.
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Don't even open it.
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What the fuck?
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Why is there a carton of... Who did this?
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- Somebody thought...
- Who?
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Doesn't matter. Thought it would be a good
idea to have copies of that Time cover
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available at everyone's seat.
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It was nipped in the bud and all the
copies are being taken out of the building.
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So problem solved.
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- This isn't a Macintosh.
- I understand.
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Somebody thought it would
be a good idea to, like,
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enthusiastically hand over copies of
Time with a not-a-Macintosh on the cover
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at the launch of the Macintosh?
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What are they handing
out at Hewlett-Packard?
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A bushel of apples with my face on them?
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I'm sure the thinking was that
since the computer is Man of the Year
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that that's good for our business,
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but like I said, I'm having
them removed from the building.
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What I'd like you to do with them
is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
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and stack them on Kottke's desk
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and tell him Steve says,
"Happy New Year to you."
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Okay.
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I gave Time magazine full access.
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The whole campus: Bandley, Apple II, Lisa.
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I gave him Sculley, Markkula. I
gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
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What should I call the person who thought
it'd be a good idea to hand these out?
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I'm not telling you who it was.
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It was done without malice.
It's been taken care of.
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You have a half hour and we
have things to talk about.
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Like what?
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Like a million
in the first 90 days.
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- Joanna...
- 20,000 a month after that.
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- Look. Those are the forecasts.
- I'm begging...
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This is my field. I'm begging you
to manage expectations out there.
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I'm fanning expectations.
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We're not gonna sell a
million in the first 90 days.
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Everyone, everyone, everyone,
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everyone is waiting for the Mac.
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Maybe.
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But what happens when they
find out that for 2,495,
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there's nothing you can do with it?
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We were competitive at $1,500,
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but once you replaced the
Motorola 6809 with the 68000...
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Which is what supports menus, windows,
point and click, high-res graphics...
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Yeah, 'cause everyone needs
rectangles with rounded corners.
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Coach lands on the runway at the
exact same time as first class.
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I don't have the first
fucking idea what that means,
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but this is how it got to $2,500,
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which is the price point on
the PC, which can do a lot more!
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Who's gonna want a PC?
What idiot is gonna want...
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If I wanna tell you there's a spot
on your shirt, I point to the spot.
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I don't say there's a spot 14
centimeters down from the collar
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and three centimeters to the
right of the second button
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while I try to remember what
the command is for club soda.
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That's not how a person's mind works.
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If the goal was ease of use, maybe
you should've given it some memory.
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You can complain about memory
or you can complain about price,
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but you can't do both at the same time.
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Memory is what costs money.
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I'm glad you're telling me
your feelings about the Mac now
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because we have a half hour left.
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We can redesign it.
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I'm just asking you to manage expectations.
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Look at their faces
when they see what it is.
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They won't know what they're
looking at or why they like it,
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but they'll know they want it.
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Not instantly. When people
heard Rite of Spring,
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they tore the chairs out of the theater.
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They didn't buy the record.
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Rite of Spring happens
to be the most revolutionary
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and provocative symphony
of the last century.
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Ballet. It was a ballet.
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But Igor Stravinsky didn't say he
was gonna sell 20,000 units a month.
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I don't know why we're
talking about Stravinsky
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when what I care about is Dan Kottke
sodomizing me in Time magazine.
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Look. Obviously...
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Let me say this to you.
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Obviously, Daniel didn't think
he was doing anything wrong.
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- By talking to Time about it?
- Yeah.
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I don't know what that means.
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You said, when you told me the story...
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You said you said to Dan,
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"Did Time magazine ask you
if I had a daughter named Lisa?"
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And Dan said, "Yeah."
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My point was that he answered
you simply and honestly
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because he didn't think
he'd done anything wrong.
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Except, Joanna... Except I
don't have a daughter named Lisa.
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And this story is now about how I'm
denying paternity and took a blood test.
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And that's why there's a picture of...
I don't know what the fuck that is.
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That's why there's a
picture of a PC on the cover
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instead of a picture of me and the Mac.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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I was supposed to be Time
magazine's Man of the Year.
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And then Dan Kottke was born.
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- Well...
- What?
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- She's waiting for you.
- Who?
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- Chrisann.
- Brennan?
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They're out in the hall.
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They've been sitting in the back of
the auditorium since 7:00 this morning.
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00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:51,457
I'm not having a session
with Chrisann right now.
237
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:55,160
We issued 335 press
credentials for the launch.
238
00:10:55,161 --> 00:10:58,164
Steve, you piss off Chrisann,
239
00:10:58,165 --> 00:11:01,434
she's gonna stand in the
lobby and give 335 interviews,
240
00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:06,674
and you, pal, will be longing for
the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.
241
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:11,110
Let me get this over with.
242
00:11:11,111 --> 00:11:13,411
But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.
243
00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:14,847
What? No. I'm not.
244
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:18,317
No. There's less of a chance of a
scene if you stay here. She'll be cool.
245
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:23,189
I find all this
excruciatingly personal and-and...
246
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,824
I-I'm... I'm not staying.
247
00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,325
No. Come on.
248
00:11:27,326 --> 00:11:30,530
I don't wanna be in a
room alone with Chrisann.
249
00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:35,835
This is me and you.
250
00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:40,807
Fine.
251
00:11:48,514 --> 00:11:49,983
Hey.
252
00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,821
Steve.
253
00:11:55,822 --> 00:11:57,188
This is a surprise.
254
00:11:57,189 --> 00:11:59,490
Why don't you come on in?
255
00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:01,727
Thank you.
256
00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:04,579
You coming too?
257
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,364
Yes, I'm not gonna leave
her in the hallway.
258
00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:08,833
Okay. It's a safe hallway, but anyway.
259
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:11,602
You remember Joanna Hoffman? She's
the head of marketing for the Mac.
260
00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:14,072
Good to see you.
261
00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:16,540
Nice to see you. Hello, Lisa.
262
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:19,543
We've met before, and you told
me you like the way I talk,
263
00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:23,247
and that was my favorite
thing anyone's ever said to me.
264
00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:25,250
- You're from Poland.
- Yes, I am.
265
00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:28,019
- Do you know where that is?
- The top of the Earth.
266
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,987
I think you're thinking of the North Pole.
267
00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:31,889
Well, we're a little
pressed for time, so...
268
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:32,763
I'll leave you guys alone.
269
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,292
Why do you wanna leave
when you just said...
270
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,729
I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
271
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,437
We're trying to get a
computer to say hello,
272
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:49,005
but right now it's being very shy.
273
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,941
Would you come help me? Is that okay?
274
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,542
Sure.
275
00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:55,012
Thank you.
276
00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:56,946
My dad named a computer after me.
277
00:12:56,947 --> 00:13:00,384
I'm not your...
278
00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:03,620
Actually, do you know what
a coincidence is, Lisa?
279
00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:06,058
No.
280
00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:10,293
Like if you met someone.
281
00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:12,595
You made a new friend
and her name was Lisa too.
282
00:13:12,596 --> 00:13:14,465
That would be a coincidence.
283
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,467
"Lisa" stands for "Local
Integrated Systems Architecture."
284
00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:20,104
L-I-S-A.
285
00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,674
It's a coincidence.
286
00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,543
- You about done?
- Yeah.
287
00:13:27,544 --> 00:13:28,378
Okay.
288
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:33,819
Come. Let's make that computer say hi.
289
00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,986
Go ahead, Lisa.
290
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:40,157
So it was the other way around.
291
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,426
I was named after the computer?
292
00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:45,696
Nothing was named after
anybody. It's a coincidence.
293
00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:48,033
Come on.
294
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:54,271
What's the matter with you?
295
00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:56,471
What's the matter with you? Why
are you telling her these things?
296
00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:58,440
Why are you still telling
her I'm her father?
297
00:13:58,441 --> 00:14:00,343
- A judge told her you're her father.
- No, he didn't.
298
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,210
Where the hell do you get off
telling Time magazine
299
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:04,213
I've slept with 28 percent
of the men in America?
300
00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:06,181
- That's not...
- Where do you get off?
301
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:09,018
That's not remotely what I said.
302
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:14,056
It's right here.
303
00:14:14,057 --> 00:14:16,025
First of all, can I tell you
something about Time magazine?
304
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,728
I believe it's a training
facility for paid assassins.
305
00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:22,230
- "Jobs insists"... I am quoting...
- I didn't invent math.
306
00:14:22,231 --> 00:14:25,368
"twenty-eight percent of
the male population of the United States
307
00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:27,503
could be the father."
308
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:31,507
I wasn't saying you've slept
with 28% of American men.
309
00:14:31,508 --> 00:14:34,410
I was using an algorithm
based on the blood test
310
00:14:34,411 --> 00:14:38,547
which said there was a 94.1%
chance that I'm the father.
311
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,751
You're trying to publicly
paint me as a slut and a whore.
312
00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:44,253
Believe me, I'm not trying to
publicly do anything with you.
313
00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:45,955
Two million people read
Time. How am I supposed...
314
00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,781
It would be more if they
put me on the cover,
315
00:14:47,794 --> 00:14:49,591
but Dan Kottke decided
to kidney-punch me...
316
00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:52,762
- I applied for welfare yesterday.
- I'm sorry?
317
00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:55,766
- Hello!
- I said I applied for welfare yesterday.
318
00:14:57,066 --> 00:15:01,502
The Time article said your
Apple stock was worth $441 million,
319
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,637
and I wanted to ask you
how you felt about that.
320
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:06,474
Well, I feel like Apple stock
has been dramatically undervalued.
321
00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:08,410
This would be a good time to get in.
322
00:15:08,411 --> 00:15:11,146
Your daughter and her mother...
323
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,348
- Chrisann...
- are on welfare.
324
00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:16,084
We're living in a hovel in Menlo Park.
325
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:17,585
We can't pay the heating bills.
326
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:20,122
She sleeps in a parka.
327
00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:22,424
- Your daughter...
- She's not my daughter!
328
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:25,459
Because, as reported
by Time magazine,
329
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,676
I've slept with 28%
of the men in America?
330
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,430
No.
331
00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:32,035
All of them, exactly nine
months before Lisa was born.
332
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,174
I've got Andy here.
333
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,218
Excuse me.
334
00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:58,459
We're there?
335
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,462
- Hey, Chris.
- Hey, Andy.
336
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:02,229
- How are you doin'?
- Terrible.
337
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,564
You guys caught up now?
338
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:06,200
Excuse me for saying hello to my
friend, who thinks you're a dick.
339
00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:07,602
- I don't think you're a...
- We're there?
340
00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:09,867
No. It's got a one-in-six
chance of working.
341
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,637
Goddamn it.
342
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:15,476
Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona.
This can't be fixed in seconds.
343
00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:18,344
You didn't have seconds.
You had three weeks.
344
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,414
The universe was created
in a third of that time.
345
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,684
Well, someday you'll have
to tell us how you did it.
346
00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,622
Here's what I'm gonna do.
347
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:33,760
I'm gonna announce the names of
everyone who designed the launch demo.
348
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,563
I'm gonna introduce everyone
and ask them to stand up.
349
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,866
The bag was designed by Susan Kare.
350
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,770
The Macintosh font that's scrolling across
the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
351
00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:46,107
The starry night and
skywriting was Bruce Horn.
352
00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:51,745
MacPaint, MacWrite, Alice,
down to the calculator.
353
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,648
And then I'm gonna say the
voice demo that didn't work
354
00:16:54,649 --> 00:16:57,553
was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.
355
00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:05,124
Steve...
356
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,394
Five-in-six is your chance of surviving
the first round of Russian roulette,
357
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,264
and you've reversed those odds.
358
00:17:10,265 --> 00:17:12,466
So unless you wanna be disgraced
in front of your friends,
359
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:15,669
family, colleagues,
stockholders and the press,
360
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,438
I wouldn't stand here arguing.
361
00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:20,806
I'd go try and get some
more bullets out of the gun.
362
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,143
Do it, Andy!
363
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,282
Stop. You.
364
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:31,184
- What size shirt do you wear?
- Me?
365
00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,686
Does anyone know what size shirt
he wears? What size shirt I wear?
366
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,921
Does anyone know where
the closest psychiatrist is?
367
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,791
The disk fits in your pocket.
368
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,427
I need a shirt with a breast
pocket. I can take it out onstage.
369
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,928
- A shirt?
- The disk!
370
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,931
I need a white shirt in my
size with a breast pocket.
371
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,235
Yes. Which one of the no
stores that are open at 8:45
372
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,738
do you want me to have someone run
to and return from in 15 minutes?
373
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,609
Go out in the lobby, find someone
my size who's wearing a white shirt.
374
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,911
Tell them I'll trade
them for a free computer,
375
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,679
and they get to keep my shirt.
376
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,948
Does it have to be a
white shirt? Is blue okay?
377
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:07,687
No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige, the
disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.
378
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,122
Andy?
379
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,712
Hello, I'm Macintosh.
380
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,616
Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
381
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,850
I tried to get it to
say hello, but it's shy.
382
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,919
Yeah.
383
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,487
So that's it?
384
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:46,091
That's it.
385
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,994
I don't get it.
386
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,629
I know.
387
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,496
What are people going to do with it?
388
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,233
Lisa, how old are you now?
389
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,368
- You know how old she is.
- How old are you, Lisa?
390
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,138
Five.
391
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,408
Come sit here for a minute.
392
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,411
Do you know what this is?
393
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,514
- It's a computer.
- It's a computer.
394
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,018
Can I borrow your hand for a second?
395
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,023
Point that arrow and click.
396
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,560
You don't have to, but if you
want, you can play with it.
397
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,795
Nothing you can do will break it,
so just do whatever you want with it.
398
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,996
What are you doing?
399
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:29,767
I'm paying you exactly what
the court ordered me to pay you.
400
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,670
$385 a month.
401
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,639
I'm not the one who decided on that amount.
402
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,541
And I'm asking you how you feel.
403
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,042
If you feel all right.
404
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,644
If it feels all right to
you that your daughter...
405
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,544
She's not my...
406
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:44,282
That your daughter and
her mother are on welfare
407
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,285
while you're worth $441
million for making that.
408
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:51,422
I'm proud to say Apple donates
computers to underfunded schools,
409
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,287
and we'll be doing more
of the same with the Mac...
410
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:53,924
What?
411
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:57,727
Apple donates millions of dollars'
worth of computers to schools.
412
00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,763
What does that have to do with...
413
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:04,635
Imagine an underprivileged kid that has
their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.
414
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,570
We're minutes away from
being able to do that.
415
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,307
In your head, was that
an answer to my question?
416
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,840
Tell me the question again.
417
00:20:11,842 --> 00:20:14,011
I wasn't the one who sued
you for child support.
418
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,580
- No, let...
- San Mateo County sued you.
419
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,582
No, let me explain what happened,
'cause I have plenty of time right now.
420
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,953
Excuse me. You have a visitor.
421
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:25,522
Just wanted to say good
luck. Hey, Chrisann.
422
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:28,327
- Hello, Woz.
- Hang on.
423
00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:34,365
- Just wanted to say good luck.
- Thanks. You too.
424
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,765
- It's a big morning.
- Yeah.
425
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:37,667
You should see this crowd out there.
426
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,304
This crowd, it's like, um...
427
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,407
I can't really wait for you to
come up with a metaphor, man.
428
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,599
Yeah. So, listen, I
want to ask you a favor.
429
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,345
Yeah?
430
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,409
Can you acknowledge the Apple
II team in your remarks?
431
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,113
I cannot.
432
00:20:50,114 --> 00:20:51,681
Just an acknowledgement.
433
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:54,650
Have them stand up.
434
00:20:54,651 --> 00:20:56,752
- We're launching the Mac.
- It'd be a morale booster.
435
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,922
Just a mention so they could
get a round of applause.
436
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,124
- Just a mention.
- Can we stick a pin in this for a minute?
437
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,658
- Sure.
- Thank you.
438
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:04,894
Just talking about an
acknowledgement for the team.
439
00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:07,062
I've got Chrisann in there.
I'll see you in a second.
440
00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:09,531
Yep.
441
00:21:15,906 --> 00:21:16,906
That.
442
00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:18,273
What?
443
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:21,810
You asked me what people are gonna
do with it. They're gonna do that.
444
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:25,848
One of the engineers.
445
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,819
Thank you.
446
00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:37,028
Do you like it?
447
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,063
I'm sorry?
448
00:21:41,064 --> 00:21:43,832
It's an abstract.
449
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:48,171
You used MacPaint.
450
00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,411
Push that key and the "S" at the same time.
451
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,881
Now type your name.
452
00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,461
Do you know which box says "Save"?
453
00:22:12,928 --> 00:22:16,098
Right. Go ahead and click on it.
454
00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,507
I'll put some money in your account
455
00:22:25,508 --> 00:22:28,644
and buy you a new house,
someplace near a decent school.
456
00:22:28,645 --> 00:22:31,613
Thank you.
457
00:22:31,614 --> 00:22:34,616
Woz wants a minute.
458
00:22:34,617 --> 00:22:37,085
And Sculley's asking for you.
459
00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:39,988
We're done?
460
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:44,158
Could you teach me more things?
461
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:46,494
On the computer?
462
00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:48,464
Lisa, wait for me in the hall, please.
463
00:22:51,768 --> 00:22:54,068
You can put your coat on in the hall.
464
00:22:54,069 --> 00:22:55,504
Bye, Lisa.
465
00:22:56,572 --> 00:22:59,208
- Bye.
- Lisa, in the hall. Now.
466
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:01,643
I wanna know, when you say you're
gonna put money in my account,
467
00:23:01,644 --> 00:23:03,045
how much we're talking about.
468
00:23:03,046 --> 00:23:05,649
It's a school day. She
needs to be in school.
469
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:10,119
I'm gonna give you whatever you need.
470
00:23:26,768 --> 00:23:30,904
Woz wants me to acknowledge
the Apple II team.
471
00:23:30,905 --> 00:23:33,140
You must be able to see
that she looks like you.
472
00:23:33,141 --> 00:23:35,710
I don't want to insult Woz. I
just think it's backward-looking
473
00:23:35,711 --> 00:23:37,545
at exactly the wrong moment.
474
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,580
- I know you heard what I said.
- I heard what you said, Joanna.
475
00:23:40,581 --> 00:23:43,784
It's just we're about to do this thing.
476
00:23:43,785 --> 00:23:48,923
At 9:41, the planet's gonna shift
on its axis nigh and forever.
477
00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:51,659
Two most significant
events of the 20th century:
478
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:54,529
The Allies win the war and this.
479
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:55,896
This.
480
00:23:55,897 --> 00:23:58,199
So maybe right now isn't the
very best time to scold me
481
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,102
for not being a better father
to a kid who's not my kid.
482
00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:03,504
- The test said I...
- I don't care what the test said.
483
00:24:03,505 --> 00:24:05,472
I don't care about 94.1%
484
00:24:05,473 --> 00:24:08,209
or the insane algorithm you used
to get to 28% of American men.
485
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:10,310
Buying her a new house.
I'm giving her money.
486
00:24:10,311 --> 00:24:13,047
There's a small girl who
believes you're her father.
487
00:24:13,048 --> 00:24:17,550
That's all. That's all the math there is.
488
00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:21,086
She believes it. What are
you gonna do about that?
489
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:23,856
God sent his only son on a suicide mission,
490
00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:27,561
but we like him anyway
because he made trees.
491
00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:31,797
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
492
00:24:31,798 --> 00:24:33,866
20,000 a month after that.
493
00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:36,671
So maybe you could give
me a break, Ms. Hoffman?
494
00:25:28,254 --> 00:25:30,255
- Woz.
- Hey.
495
00:25:30,256 --> 00:25:32,891
There's nothing in that vending
machine that won't kill you.
496
00:25:32,892 --> 00:25:35,126
- Just browsing.
- Let's take a walk.
497
00:25:35,127 --> 00:25:37,228
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah.
498
00:25:37,229 --> 00:25:40,632
After the meeting in Maui, the Apple
II team was upset and angry and down.
499
00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:41,239
Do you know why?
500
00:25:41,252 --> 00:25:43,035
Because the Apple II
wasn't mentioned even once?
501
00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:45,671
The Apple II wasn't mentioned ev...
502
00:25:45,672 --> 00:25:47,305
Yes, that's it. You have it. Yes.
503
00:25:47,306 --> 00:25:50,409
- That wasn't an oversight.
- They know that. They know it wasn't.
504
00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:52,644
I don't wanna make a
big deal out of this...
505
00:25:52,645 --> 00:25:54,212
That's entirely within your power.
506
00:25:54,213 --> 00:25:56,981
- The Apple II is...
- The Apple II is what was, my friend.
507
00:25:56,982 --> 00:26:00,686
The Apple II is what pays the bills
around here and has for seven years.
508
00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:01,953
And if you embarrass these people,
509
00:26:01,954 --> 00:26:04,922
you are going to see a brain
drain at this company, my brother.
510
00:26:04,923 --> 00:26:07,692
Markkula took you off the Lisa, not
them and not me, so don't blame...
511
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,908
Markkula took me off the
Lisa because of his
512
00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:12,197
strong religious objection
to making it good.
513
00:26:12,198 --> 00:26:15,066
Now I gave you everything
you wanted on the Apple II.
514
00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,802
You don't ask for a lot?
515
00:26:16,803 --> 00:26:18,970
There wasn't a single fight you lost.
516
00:26:18,971 --> 00:26:21,840
Do you concede the slots are the
reason for the success of the Apple II?
517
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:23,354
We can't still be
talking about the slots.
518
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:23,976
I have a point.
519
00:26:23,977 --> 00:26:26,944
It's been seven years. You're still
doing it. You're talking about the slots.
520
00:26:26,945 --> 00:26:29,882
There's something wrong with you.
This argument started in the garage.
521
00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:34,687
What are you talking about? Why
would you only want two slots?
522
00:26:34,688 --> 00:26:36,688
A printer and a modem.
523
00:26:36,689 --> 00:26:38,221
With eight slots, you...
524
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,292
This is a huge deal that we
were able to add eight slots.
525
00:26:41,293 --> 00:26:44,195
I appreciate the engineering,
but it's not what we're doing.
526
00:26:44,196 --> 00:26:45,897
- And thank God I won that argument...
- Woz.
527
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:48,699
Because the open system is what
people love about the machine,
528
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,200
and it's why it sold and still sells.
529
00:26:50,201 --> 00:26:52,870
An open system. We're
not doing an open system.
530
00:26:52,871 --> 00:26:56,841
Of course we are. That's what people want,
and the breakthrough on the Apple II...
531
00:26:56,842 --> 00:26:59,710
People don't know what they
want until you show it to them.
532
00:26:59,711 --> 00:27:04,381
Serious users want to customize. They
wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
533
00:27:04,382 --> 00:27:07,919
They want hardware engineers like
me to expand its capabilities, okay?
534
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,853
Keyboards for music, better sound board,
535
00:27:09,854 --> 00:27:11,756
better display boards,
improved memory cards.
536
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:14,092
And it's why there are
3,000 people here right now.
537
00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:18,129
The slots are what allowed the Apple II
to run, for just one example, VisiCalc,
538
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:22,233
which from my guess single-handedly sold
between 200,000 and 300,000 machines.
539
00:27:22,234 --> 00:27:25,202
- They want slots.
- They don't get a vote.
540
00:27:25,203 --> 00:27:26,940
When Dylan wrote "Shelter
from the Storm," he
541
00:27:26,953 --> 00:27:28,739
didn't ask people to
contribute to the lyrics.
542
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,741
Plays don't stop so the
playwright can ask the audience
543
00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:32,110
what scene they'd like to see next.
544
00:27:32,111 --> 00:27:33,077
- Painters...
- Hobbyists...
545
00:27:33,078 --> 00:27:36,747
We're on the verge of
a tectonic... Hobbyists?
546
00:27:36,748 --> 00:27:38,683
A printer and a modem. Two slots.
547
00:27:39,985 --> 00:27:41,885
The Apple II team has my affection,
548
00:27:41,886 --> 00:27:45,355
but I'm not loving up a seven-year-old
product at the Mac launch.
549
00:27:45,356 --> 00:27:48,758
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
550
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:52,161
I'm gonna say "fuck you" every time you
say that until you either die or stop.
551
00:27:52,162 --> 00:27:53,863
- Steve...
- Try it.
552
00:27:53,864 --> 00:27:54,997
- Steve.
- Say it.
553
00:27:54,998 --> 00:27:57,801
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
554
00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,871
Yes, they are, and what
I want is a closed system.
555
00:28:00,872 --> 00:28:04,976
End-to-end control. Completely
incompatible with anything.
556
00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:11,448
Computers aren't supposed
to have human flaws.
557
00:28:11,449 --> 00:28:14,885
I'm not going to build this one with yours.
558
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,429
Steve!
559
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:28,465
Hey.
560
00:28:28,466 --> 00:28:32,101
Today is about the Macintosh.
And the Mac is mine.
561
00:28:32,102 --> 00:28:33,870
- I give you that.
- Thank you.
562
00:28:33,871 --> 00:28:36,273
I give you that. Just publicly
acknowledge the Apple II team
563
00:28:36,274 --> 00:28:37,707
'cause it's the right thing to do.
564
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:41,343
We'll know soon enough if you are
Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,
565
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,112
but in the meantime, it would be great...
566
00:28:43,113 --> 00:28:46,015
In the meantime, the Apple II is done.
567
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,083
Seven years. It was a great run.
568
00:28:48,084 --> 00:28:50,622
You should go out in the
house and take your seat.
569
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,324
The Mac is Jef Raskin's.
570
00:28:55,325 --> 00:28:56,926
Say it for me.
571
00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:58,393
- Computers aren't...
- Fuck you.
572
00:28:58,394 --> 00:29:00,361
All right.
573
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,937
Five, six...
574
00:29:08,237 --> 00:29:09,972
- We're there?
- I need more time.
575
00:29:09,973 --> 00:29:12,006
- You can't have it.
- 20 minutes.
576
00:29:12,007 --> 00:29:14,310
- It's 8:58.
- We can start late.
577
00:29:14,311 --> 00:29:17,111
Hear me. We're a computer
company. We can't start late.
578
00:29:17,112 --> 00:29:19,180
- Then I have another idea.
- What?
579
00:29:19,181 --> 00:29:21,883
It's deceptive and borderline unethical.
580
00:29:21,884 --> 00:29:23,953
- I'm listening.
- It'll run on the 512.
581
00:29:23,954 --> 00:29:25,920
- You tested it?
- Yeah.
582
00:29:25,921 --> 00:29:28,898
Wait. You're gonna demo
a 128 computer on a 512?
583
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:30,258
Nobody's gonna know.
584
00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,962
And you think that's
borderline unethical?
585
00:29:32,963 --> 00:29:35,864
Name my other choices, please.
586
00:29:35,865 --> 00:29:39,568
Please. You have to tell me why it's
so important for it to say hello.
587
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:43,639
Hollywood. They made
computers scary things.
588
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,275
See how this reminds you of a friendly
face, that the disk slot is a goofy grin?
589
00:29:47,276 --> 00:29:51,947
It's warm and it's playful
and it needs to say hello.
590
00:29:51,948 --> 00:29:54,283
It needs to say hello because it can.
591
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,392
We're not committing fraud.
592
00:30:04,393 --> 00:30:07,494
The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.
593
00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:10,666
Will you absolve me of your
Eastern European disapproval?
594
00:30:12,267 --> 00:30:14,498
The computer in 2001
said hello all the time
595
00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:16,503
and it still scared
the shit out of me.
596
00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:18,841
Absolve me.
597
00:30:19,941 --> 00:30:22,476
Just for this.
598
00:30:22,477 --> 00:30:24,978
And just for now.
599
00:30:24,979 --> 00:30:30,952
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
founding board member Mike Markkula.
600
00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:40,528
All right. Okay.
601
00:30:40,529 --> 00:30:43,130
Go make a dent in the universe, Steven.
602
00:30:43,131 --> 00:30:45,433
See you in a couple hours.
603
00:30:45,434 --> 00:30:48,136
And I'm going to take us through
the formal part of the meeting,
604
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,570
the legal part, if you will.
605
00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:53,206
Thank merciful God.
The cavalry's shown up.
606
00:30:53,207 --> 00:30:56,343
I hear you've been worse than usual this
morning. I didn't think that was possible.
607
00:30:56,344 --> 00:31:00,080
So I've been dispatched
as the "Steve Whisperer."
608
00:31:00,081 --> 00:31:02,483
This is a '55 Margaux.
609
00:31:02,484 --> 00:31:06,119
- It's 9:00 in the morning.
- This is a '55 Margaux.
610
00:31:08,489 --> 00:31:12,694
Is it my imagination or have
you started to dress like me?
611
00:31:12,695 --> 00:31:15,595
It was a bad idea to have Markkula
open with quarterly reports.
612
00:31:15,596 --> 00:31:17,731
Instead we should have just
dropped water on the audience.
613
00:31:17,732 --> 00:31:21,368
You know, just big 10,000-gallon tanks
of cold water, dropped from the ceiling.
614
00:31:21,369 --> 00:31:23,235
Save Mike some money on index cards.
615
00:31:23,236 --> 00:31:25,705
- Oh, just relax.
- Why?
616
00:31:25,706 --> 00:31:28,675
I don't know. No one's
ever asked me that question.
617
00:31:28,676 --> 00:31:31,079
There you go.
618
00:31:36,516 --> 00:31:39,252
You're the only one who sees
the world the same way I do.
619
00:31:39,253 --> 00:31:42,090
No one sees the world the same way you do.
620
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,192
I'm like Julius Caesar, John.
621
00:31:45,193 --> 00:31:47,761
- I'm surrounded by enemies.
- No, you're not.
622
00:31:47,762 --> 00:31:51,063
- The board...
- Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
623
00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:52,698
Only because you see to it they are.
624
00:31:52,699 --> 00:31:54,100
I think it's a good board,
625
00:31:54,101 --> 00:31:57,270
but if you want me to push them out
one by one, we can talk about that.
626
00:31:57,271 --> 00:31:59,172
I want you to push them out all at once...
627
00:31:59,173 --> 00:32:01,707
through a window, if it's the nearest exit.
628
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,011
The look on their faces
when we showed them the spot.
629
00:32:04,012 --> 00:32:06,746
I couldn't see their faces, 'cause they
were banging their heads on the table.
630
00:32:06,747 --> 00:32:10,684
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, the
day after it airs once,
631
00:32:10,685 --> 00:32:13,387
the publisher of Adweek calls
it the best commercial of all time.
632
00:32:13,388 --> 00:32:17,021
Of all time! And it is.
633
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,343
And if anyone does one
better, it's gonna be
634
00:32:18,356 --> 00:32:19,658
Chiat/Day, who the board
wanted to replace,
635
00:32:19,659 --> 00:32:22,428
and it's gonna be Lee Clow, who the
board thought was out of his mind.
636
00:32:22,429 --> 00:32:25,231
Ladies
and gentlemen, "1984."
637
00:32:25,232 --> 00:32:27,599
The
first glorious anniversary
638
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,202
of the information
purification directives.
639
00:32:30,203 --> 00:32:34,472
We have created for the
first time in all history
640
00:32:34,473 --> 00:32:37,510
a garden of pure ideology
641
00:32:37,511 --> 00:32:40,111
where each worker may bloom,
642
00:32:40,112 --> 00:32:44,582
secure from the pests purveying
contradictory thoughts.
643
00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:47,763
Our unification of
thoughts is more powerful
644
00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:50,755
a weapon than any fleet
or army on earth.
645
00:32:50,756 --> 00:32:52,357
We are one people...
646
00:32:52,358 --> 00:32:54,092
Did we use skinheads as extras?
647
00:32:54,093 --> 00:32:56,561
- A couple of people have told me that.
- Yeah.
648
00:32:56,562 --> 00:32:58,731
We paid skinheads? I've
got skinheads on my payroll?
649
00:32:58,732 --> 00:33:01,399
- They had a look you wanted.
- The skinheads?
650
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,603
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's keep that to ourselves.
651
00:33:05,672 --> 00:33:09,041
We shall prevail.
652
00:33:12,145 --> 00:33:16,816
On January 24th, Apple
Computer will introduce Macintosh.
653
00:33:16,817 --> 00:33:19,251
- Who else knows?
- Who else knows what?
654
00:33:19,252 --> 00:33:21,567
That we paid terrorists
to be in our TV commercial.
655
00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:22,354
John...
656
00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:25,191
They were wrong about the ad, but
they're a good board. Good people.
657
00:33:25,192 --> 00:33:27,725
Their only problem... Their
problem is that they're people.
658
00:33:27,726 --> 00:33:32,097
People. The very nature of people
is something to be overcome.
659
00:33:32,098 --> 00:33:37,102
When I was running Pepsi, we had a lot
of success focusing on 18-to-55-year-olds
660
00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:38,891
who weren't members
of violent hate groups.
661
00:33:38,904 --> 00:33:39,503
I get it.
662
00:33:39,504 --> 00:33:41,239
You're not surrounded by enemies.
663
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,407
We're almost there.
664
00:33:43,408 --> 00:33:46,243
I'm back and forth on the Dylan.
665
00:33:46,244 --> 00:33:47,578
I might quote a different verse.
666
00:33:47,579 --> 00:33:48,812
What are the choices?
667
00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:51,382
"For the loser now will be later to win,"
668
00:33:51,383 --> 00:33:53,585
- which is what we have.
- Mm-hmm. Or?
669
00:33:53,586 --> 00:33:56,421
"Come mothers and fathers
throughout the land"
670
00:33:56,422 --> 00:33:58,356
and don't criticize what
you can't understand.
671
00:33:58,357 --> 00:33:59,857
Your sons and your daughters"...
672
00:33:59,858 --> 00:34:01,459
"Are beyond your command."
673
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:03,260
I just lost a hundred
bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
674
00:34:03,261 --> 00:34:06,131
He said you'd change it to that verse.
675
00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:10,036
We got 45 seconds. I want to
use it to ask you a question.
676
00:34:11,303 --> 00:34:15,773
Why do people who are adopted feel like
they were rejected instead of selected?
677
00:34:15,774 --> 00:34:16,940
That came out of nowhere.
678
00:34:16,941 --> 00:34:19,409
"Your sons and your daughters
are beyond your command.
679
00:34:19,410 --> 00:34:21,512
Your old road is rapidly aging."
680
00:34:21,513 --> 00:34:24,215
So go fuck yourself, because
my name is Steve Jobs,
681
00:34:24,216 --> 00:34:26,218
and the times, they are a-changin'.
682
00:34:27,318 --> 00:34:28,887
I don't feel rejected.
683
00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:30,889
- You're sure?
- Very sure.
684
00:34:30,890 --> 00:34:33,558
'Cause it's not like the baby is
born and the parents look and say,
685
00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:36,427
"Nah, we're not interested in this one."
686
00:34:36,428 --> 00:34:38,330
On the other hand, someone did choose you.
687
00:34:42,901 --> 00:34:45,002
It's having no control.
688
00:34:46,838 --> 00:34:48,839
You find out you were out of the loop
689
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,277
when the most crucial events
in your life were set in motion.
690
00:34:54,712 --> 00:34:57,282
As long as you have control.
691
00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:01,086
I don't understand people who give it up.
692
00:35:02,554 --> 00:35:05,888
What inspired Hertzfeld to make that bet?
693
00:35:05,889 --> 00:35:10,194
He was warning me that being your
father figure could be dangerous.
694
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:13,596
Keep your 100 bucks. I'm
sticking with the first verse.
695
00:35:13,597 --> 00:35:14,430
Good.
696
00:35:14,431 --> 00:35:16,866
- What the hell does he mean?
- Nothing.
697
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:19,870
I'm proud of you.
698
00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:23,272
Thank you, boss.
699
00:35:23,273 --> 00:35:27,211
It's my pleasure to introduce
my friend and the CEO of Apple,
700
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,946
John Sculley.
701
00:35:28,947 --> 00:35:30,613
John?
702
00:35:30,614 --> 00:35:31,982
Yeah?
703
00:35:31,983 --> 00:35:35,020
Lisa made a painting on the Mac.
704
00:35:38,623 --> 00:35:41,924
The Macintosh,
Apple's near mythological home computer,
705
00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:45,529
has gotten off to a rocky start in
its battle with industry titan IBM.
706
00:35:45,530 --> 00:35:48,765
With sales originally projected to
be a million in the first quarter,
707
00:35:48,766 --> 00:35:51,000
Apple has sold only 35,000
of the user-friendly machines
708
00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:53,436
in the months since it's
been available to customers.
709
00:35:53,437 --> 00:35:54,869
The insistence by Steve Jobs
710
00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:56,604
that it have what's
called end-to-end control,
711
00:35:56,605 --> 00:35:59,170
which is a way of saying
that it's not compatible
712
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:01,244
with most outside
hardware or software,
713
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:04,447
is the Shakespearean flaw in a
machine that had potential.
714
00:36:04,448 --> 00:36:07,349
Apple Computers
closed two of its factories today
715
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:08,784
in the wake of disappointing sales.
716
00:36:08,785 --> 00:36:12,021
Do you know how
many Macs were sold last month? 500.
717
00:36:12,022 --> 00:36:14,923
In a move that
surprised some but not all on Wall Street,
718
00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:17,525
the board of directors of
Apple Computers voted today
719
00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:19,929
to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.
720
00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,963
Did he
jump or was he pushed?
721
00:36:21,964 --> 00:36:25,800
His ex-boss, Apple CEO John
Sculley, refused to comment.
722
00:36:25,801 --> 00:36:27,802
However,
in an exclusive interview,
723
00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:31,907
Steve Wozniak has slammed the
integrity of his old friend Steve Jobs.
724
00:36:31,908 --> 00:36:35,010
He calls Jobs an
insulting and hurtful guy.
725
00:36:35,011 --> 00:36:38,546
Jobs is hitting back
with a new company and a new computer.
726
00:36:38,547 --> 00:36:40,650
Apple has a new competitor.
727
00:36:40,651 --> 00:36:43,351
Steve Jobs's black cube is
aimed at the education market.
728
00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:45,820
Few people have
the ability to make the world wait,
729
00:36:45,821 --> 00:36:50,294
but that is just what Jobs is
doing with his new company, NeXT.
730
00:36:58,567 --> 00:37:00,469
Focus seems kind of sharp.
731
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,003
On the slide?
732
00:37:02,004 --> 00:37:03,772
The floor. The pin spot.
733
00:37:03,773 --> 00:37:05,806
I think we want a sharp focus.
734
00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:09,310
Don't take it personally. Just
not a fan of the circus aesthetic.
735
00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:13,314
All right, let's hold here. We're gonna
have to go up and refocus the instruments.
736
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,750
Just one. The 30 is fine.
737
00:37:15,751 --> 00:37:18,986
While we're holding, there are
well-wishers in the VIP room.
738
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,689
And Woz is here.
739
00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:23,524
Steve Wozniak. Yes.
Thank you very much.
740
00:37:23,525 --> 00:37:25,060
And Andy Hertzfeld.
741
00:37:25,061 --> 00:37:27,462
Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.
742
00:37:27,463 --> 00:37:30,364
John Sculley is here too.
743
00:37:30,365 --> 00:37:32,334
It's nice that he's here.
744
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:34,669
Really? I don't
think it's very nice at all.
745
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,004
You have to see them.
They wanna pay their respects.
746
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,640
If they were respectful, we'd
all still be at Apple right now.
747
00:37:39,641 --> 00:37:41,343
Look...
748
00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:43,444
If they really wished me well,
they'd keep to themselves.
749
00:37:43,445 --> 00:37:45,980
- Can I tell you something?
- I don't think they do wish me well.
750
00:37:45,981 --> 00:37:48,449
But I'm all right with
that. I'm over Apple.
751
00:37:48,450 --> 00:37:50,685
I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
752
00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:52,620
the same way you get over
your high school sweetheart.
753
00:37:52,621 --> 00:37:54,422
Build a new one.
754
00:37:54,423 --> 00:37:56,623
- Can I tell you something?
- Yes.
755
00:37:56,624 --> 00:37:58,426
You said you wouldn't compete with them,
756
00:37:58,427 --> 00:38:01,730
but you designed a computer
specifically for the education market,
757
00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:03,797
which they putatively own.
758
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:07,701
So, I think it's cool they're here.
759
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,904
They're suing me.
760
00:38:09,905 --> 00:38:11,473
Still.
761
00:38:11,474 --> 00:38:13,574
It was nice they came.
762
00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:17,043
They're not being magnanimous.
763
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:19,046
They want it to look
like an amicable divorce.
764
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,914
History doesn't remember Joe
DiMaggio kindly for dumping Marilyn.
765
00:38:21,915 --> 00:38:23,150
Steve?
766
00:38:24,986 --> 00:38:26,787
What's your problem?
767
00:38:26,788 --> 00:38:29,990
I don't know, but I'm sure
it can be traced back to you.
768
00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:33,659
You know, I'm the one who
has to explain you to people.
769
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:36,697
$100,000 to Paul Rand for a corporate logo
770
00:38:36,698 --> 00:38:39,499
when we didn't even know
what our company made.
771
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,936
A $650,000 mold for the cube,
772
00:38:42,937 --> 00:38:46,039
because God forbid the
angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
773
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,075
I forbid the angles to
be 90.1 instead of 90.
774
00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:51,644
That box could be on
display at the Guggenheim.
775
00:38:51,645 --> 00:38:53,880
Don't give them reason to say to the press
776
00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:55,816
you have a chip on your shoulder.
777
00:38:55,817 --> 00:38:57,584
Will you do that for me?
778
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,186
I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
779
00:38:59,187 --> 00:39:00,820
Okay, okay.
780
00:39:00,821 --> 00:39:04,525
But don't give them a reason to say you do.
781
00:39:04,526 --> 00:39:06,026
I don't.
782
00:39:06,027 --> 00:39:08,095
- That's the right attitude.
- That's not an attitude.
783
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,563
They're gonna call me back in
a minute to look at the light.
784
00:39:10,564 --> 00:39:12,733
- Get one out of the way.
- Fine!
785
00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:16,202
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
786
00:39:16,203 --> 00:39:18,604
- One more thing.
- Sure.
787
00:39:18,605 --> 00:39:20,907
No questions from the press after.
788
00:39:20,908 --> 00:39:23,141
No... Why?
789
00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:26,212
Until I have better
answers, no press avail.
790
00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:30,316
Somebody asks where I am, you just
saw me, and I'll be right back.
791
00:39:32,084 --> 00:39:33,554
Okay.
792
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,723
Who do you want first?
793
00:39:37,724 --> 00:39:40,894
Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
794
00:39:49,202 --> 00:39:52,605
Hang on.
795
00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:55,040
- I thought you went to school.
- Hang on.
796
00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:57,777
You were supposed to go to school
an hour ago. I thought you left.
797
00:39:57,778 --> 00:40:00,145
I didn't wake up my mom
on time this morning.
798
00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:01,947
It's happened before too.
799
00:40:01,948 --> 00:40:06,018
I wake up with the alarm and then
I get dressed and eat breakfast,
800
00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:08,687
but sometimes I forget to see
what time it is after that.
801
00:40:08,688 --> 00:40:10,625
Why doesn't your mom just
set her own alarm clock?
802
00:40:10,638 --> 00:40:11,556
It's one of my chores.
803
00:40:11,557 --> 00:40:14,759
I don't understand what that has
to do with why you're still...
804
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,062
Where's your mother?
805
00:40:16,063 --> 00:40:18,163
She went to find a pay phone.
806
00:40:18,164 --> 00:40:20,065
An hour ago, she said...
807
00:40:20,066 --> 00:40:21,900
You don't have to raise your hand.
808
00:40:21,901 --> 00:40:24,670
- You said it was off by a little.
- It is.
809
00:40:24,671 --> 00:40:26,672
- I just measured it.
- Joanna...
810
00:40:26,673 --> 00:40:28,641
Exactly a foot on all four sides.
811
00:40:28,642 --> 00:40:30,176
There are six sides.
812
00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,276
But you're not supposed
to be here right now.
813
00:40:32,277 --> 00:40:35,546
We know if four of the sides
are equal to each other,
814
00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:37,950
the other two must be equal as well.
815
00:40:39,051 --> 00:40:41,253
The top, bottom, right and left
816
00:40:41,254 --> 00:40:43,622
are about a millimeter shorter
than the front and back.
817
00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:45,122
They're not. I measured them.
818
00:40:45,123 --> 00:40:47,658
Lisa, I'm kind of an expert in design.
819
00:40:47,659 --> 00:40:50,762
And that's a 20-cent ruler. You think
there's a chance it could be off?
820
00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:54,298
If I had another ruler, I would measure
this ruler, but I really doubt it's off.
821
00:40:54,299 --> 00:40:57,034
When your mother comes back,
you have to go to school.
822
00:40:57,047 --> 00:40:58,202
Because it's a ruler!
823
00:40:58,203 --> 00:40:59,838
Why is it off?
824
00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:01,173
- Did you hear what I just said?
- Yes.
825
00:41:01,174 --> 00:41:03,742
Because sometimes it seems like
you just keep saying what you want
826
00:41:03,743 --> 00:41:05,745
without listening.
827
00:41:11,183 --> 00:41:14,019
I'm listening.
828
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:17,357
- Is there something you need?
- No.
829
00:41:20,326 --> 00:41:21,959
Why isn't it a perfect cube?
830
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,596
- You've asked me before.
- I forget what it is.
831
00:41:26,232 --> 00:41:27,432
It's an optical anomaly.
832
00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:30,702
To the human eye, a perfect
cube doesn't look like a cube,
833
00:41:30,703 --> 00:41:33,238
so we made it roughly a millimeter
shorter than a foot on two sides.
834
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:34,805
What's an anomaly?
835
00:41:34,806 --> 00:41:36,675
You've asked me that before too.
836
00:41:36,676 --> 00:41:39,277
I don't know why you keep doing that.
837
00:41:41,879 --> 00:41:44,079
It's an exception. Something
that doesn't fit a pattern.
838
00:41:45,149 --> 00:41:47,217
You have to go to school. Come in!
839
00:41:48,986 --> 00:41:51,188
I think you two have met.
840
00:41:51,189 --> 00:41:52,822
Hello, old friend.
841
00:41:52,823 --> 00:41:55,893
- You look well.
- So do you. So do you.
842
00:41:55,894 --> 00:41:59,862
And they're telling me George is
ready for you to look at the focus.
843
00:41:59,863 --> 00:42:01,364
Take a walk with me.
844
00:42:01,365 --> 00:42:02,967
- Is this Lisa?
- Yeah.
845
00:42:02,968 --> 00:42:04,868
- This can't be Lisa.
- It is.
846
00:42:04,869 --> 00:42:06,869
- Lisa's this big.
- They get taller. Come on.
847
00:42:06,870 --> 00:42:08,772
- Do you remember me?
- She doesn't.
848
00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:10,741
I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.
849
00:42:10,742 --> 00:42:14,911
I apologize. I don't remember you.
850
00:42:14,912 --> 00:42:16,279
You're very polite.
851
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,982
- Woz?
- Yeah.
852
00:42:17,983 --> 00:42:19,817
Chrisann's at a pay
phone. Would you find her?
853
00:42:19,818 --> 00:42:20,884
Yeah.
854
00:42:20,885 --> 00:42:22,652
Good turnout.
855
00:42:22,653 --> 00:42:24,087
- Great turnout.
- Yeah.
856
00:42:24,088 --> 00:42:27,023
- "Insanely great."
- Insanely great.
857
00:42:27,024 --> 00:42:29,326
This is the first time we
haven't played for the same team.
858
00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:31,895
It's like you're releasing
your first solo album.
859
00:42:31,896 --> 00:42:34,831
I, uh... I appreciate your
inviting me to the launch.
860
00:42:34,832 --> 00:42:36,333
I just want to wipe the slate clean.
861
00:42:36,334 --> 00:42:38,969
That's exactly what I want.
That's why I came backstage.
862
00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:41,705
I want you to know, um,
I'll be out there with you.
863
00:42:41,706 --> 00:42:44,074
Any chance I can get you to
go out there instead of me?
864
00:42:44,075 --> 00:42:45,875
I love you, Steve.
865
00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:47,310
I love you too, Woz.
866
00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:50,279
You know, some things were said.
867
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,247
They were. They were said in public.
868
00:42:52,248 --> 00:42:55,318
They were published. Were
you pressured to do it?
869
00:42:55,319 --> 00:42:57,185
Was I what?
870
00:42:57,186 --> 00:43:02,925
Check it out. It's the orchestra
pit for the San Francisco Opera.
871
00:43:02,926 --> 00:43:05,193
Was I pressured to do it?
872
00:43:05,194 --> 00:43:08,296
I once met Seiji Ozawa at Tanglewood.
873
00:43:08,297 --> 00:43:10,733
A thunderous conductor.
874
00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:12,834
Ungodly artfulness and nuance.
875
00:43:12,835 --> 00:43:17,406
And I asked him what exactly a
conductor does that a metronome can't.
876
00:43:17,407 --> 00:43:18,263
Surprisingly, he...
877
00:43:18,276 --> 00:43:20,176
He didn't beat the
living shit out of you?
878
00:43:20,177 --> 00:43:24,780
That's right. No, he said, "The
musicians play their instruments."
879
00:43:24,781 --> 00:43:26,682
I play the orchestra."
880
00:43:26,683 --> 00:43:29,919
That feels like something that sounds
good, but doesn't mean anything.
881
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,057
Markkula, Sculley... Did they ask
you to slag me off in the press?
882
00:43:34,058 --> 00:43:36,091
I had reason to be angry.
883
00:43:36,092 --> 00:43:37,827
- Did they?
- Absolutely not.
884
00:43:37,828 --> 00:43:39,262
But they asked you to talk.
885
00:43:39,263 --> 00:43:41,064
Apple was under siege.
You'd just left the company.
886
00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:42,798
Someone had to talk to the press.
887
00:43:42,799 --> 00:43:46,234
I'm right here, Woz. The company left me.
888
00:43:46,235 --> 00:43:48,905
I begged you. I begged you.
889
00:43:48,906 --> 00:43:51,106
The Apple II accounted
for 70% of the revenue.
890
00:43:51,107 --> 00:43:53,709
What did you think was gonna happen?
891
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:57,080
You didn't care enough about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
892
00:43:57,081 --> 00:43:58,714
Let's be really clear.
893
00:43:58,715 --> 00:44:01,617
I didn't care at all about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
894
00:44:02,984 --> 00:44:05,219
I wasn't pressured to do it.
895
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:11,759
What I said to the press was an honest,
if tempered, reflection of what I believed.
896
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,795
- Woz.
- Yeah?
897
00:44:13,796 --> 00:44:16,197
What the fuck is on your wrist?
898
00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:19,367
- You wanna know?
- I literally can't wait.
899
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:21,469
Everyone's gonna be
wearing these in 10 years.
900
00:44:21,470 --> 00:44:23,871
It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.
901
00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:26,241
This is actually
40-year-old technology.
902
00:44:26,242 --> 00:44:29,177
Cold cathode tubes. They're
operating at 140 volts.
903
00:44:29,178 --> 00:44:31,179
I tilt my wrist 45
degrees, it's right there.
904
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:32,947
Hours, minutes and seconds.
905
00:44:32,948 --> 00:44:35,382
The way our minds work. Look at that.
906
00:44:35,383 --> 00:44:37,985
Do me a favor. Set the watch
ahead like you're on a plane
907
00:44:37,986 --> 00:44:39,454
and just changed time zones.
908
00:44:39,455 --> 00:44:41,222
Not a problem.
909
00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:45,761
Unscrew that. Just hit the button.
910
00:44:45,762 --> 00:44:50,297
Excuse me. Flight attendant? The man next
to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
911
00:44:50,298 --> 00:44:52,266
You think this looks like a bomb.
912
00:44:52,267 --> 00:44:55,204
Even right now, I'm not 100% sure it isn't.
913
00:44:56,305 --> 00:44:58,821
I think maybe once
people get used to it...
914
00:44:58,834 --> 00:44:59,676
No.
915
00:45:04,446 --> 00:45:07,516
I was angry.
916
00:45:07,517 --> 00:45:10,350
You were saying things about the Apple II,
and the way you were treating the team...
917
00:45:10,351 --> 00:45:14,053
Woz. You get a free pass for life.
918
00:45:14,054 --> 00:45:17,491
I got to get back onstage. We got
two minutes of rehearsal time left.
919
00:45:17,492 --> 00:45:21,462
Do you understand how condescending
that just was? Maybe you don't.
920
00:45:21,463 --> 00:45:24,064
I don't want to see you get dragged
off an airplane in plastic handcuffs.
921
00:45:24,065 --> 00:45:27,334
I get a free pass for life from you?
922
00:45:27,335 --> 00:45:30,403
You give out the pass...
Y-Y-You give them to me?
923
00:45:30,404 --> 00:45:32,205
You're gonna have a stroke, little buddy.
924
00:45:32,206 --> 00:45:35,710
What did you do? What did you do?
925
00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:39,113
Why has Lisa not heard of me?
926
00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:42,582
Shit, man, how many
fourth-graders have heard of you?
927
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:46,953
You can't write code. You're not
an engineer. You're not a designer.
928
00:45:46,954 --> 00:45:49,189
You can't put a hammer to a nail.
929
00:45:49,190 --> 00:45:50,825
I built the circuit board.
930
00:45:50,826 --> 00:45:53,294
The graphical interface
was stolen from Xerox PARC.
931
00:45:53,295 --> 00:45:57,031
Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team
before you threw him off his own project.
932
00:45:57,032 --> 00:46:00,234
Everything... Someone
else designed the box.
933
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,169
So how come 10 times in a day,
934
00:46:02,170 --> 00:46:05,973
I read "Steve Jobs is a genius"?
935
00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:07,841
What do you do?
936
00:46:07,842 --> 00:46:09,510
I play the orchestra.
937
00:46:09,511 --> 00:46:11,544
And you're a good musician.
You sit right there.
938
00:46:11,545 --> 00:46:13,580
You're the best in your row.
939
00:46:13,581 --> 00:46:15,915
I came here to clear the air.
940
00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:18,352
- Do you know why I came here?
- Didn't you just answer that?
941
00:46:18,353 --> 00:46:21,186
I came here because
you're gonna get killed.
942
00:46:21,187 --> 00:46:24,190
Your computer's gonna fail.
943
00:46:24,191 --> 00:46:26,626
You had a college and
university advisory board
944
00:46:26,627 --> 00:46:29,595
telling you they need a powerful
workstation for 2,000 to 3,000.
945
00:46:29,596 --> 00:46:31,865
You've priced NeXT at 6,500.
946
00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:34,400
And that doesn't include the
optional $3,000 hard drive,
947
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:37,103
which people will discover isn't optional.
948
00:46:37,104 --> 00:46:40,139
Because the optical disk
is too weak to do anything.
949
00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:44,277
And the $2,500 laser printer
brings the total to $12,000.
950
00:46:44,278 --> 00:46:46,378
And in the entire world,
you are the only person
951
00:46:46,379 --> 00:46:49,181
who cares that it's
housed in a perfect cube.
952
00:46:49,182 --> 00:46:51,384
You're gonna get killed.
953
00:46:51,385 --> 00:46:54,019
And I came here to stand
next to you while that happens
954
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,021
because that's what friends do.
955
00:46:56,022 --> 00:47:00,894
That's what men do. I don't need your pass.
956
00:47:00,895 --> 00:47:03,329
We go back, so don't talk
to me like I'm other people.
957
00:47:03,330 --> 00:47:05,565
I'm the only one that knows
958
00:47:05,566 --> 00:47:08,568
that this guy here is someone you invented.
959
00:47:08,569 --> 00:47:13,338
I'm standing by you because that
perfect cube that does nothing
960
00:47:13,339 --> 00:47:16,041
is about to be the single biggest failure
961
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,812
in the history of personal computing.
962
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:23,550
Tell me something else I don't know.
963
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,656
- Back onstage?
- We're out of time.
964
00:47:30,657 --> 00:47:34,359
They've got to mop the
stage and open the house.
965
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,062
If it crashes, it crashes, right?
966
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,598
You'll make a joke.
967
00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:41,198
I'll make a joke.
968
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:43,634
If it crashes, it crashes.
969
00:47:43,635 --> 00:47:47,305
It's a good slogan. "NeXT.
If it crashes, it crashes."
970
00:47:47,306 --> 00:47:49,473
I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.
971
00:47:49,474 --> 00:47:51,944
If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
972
00:47:51,945 --> 00:47:54,712
- We go back to the drawing board.
- No more drawing boards.
973
00:47:54,713 --> 00:47:57,281
Invent the Edsel twice, you
don't get any more drawing boards.
974
00:47:57,282 --> 00:47:58,716
Tell me what the plan is.
975
00:47:58,717 --> 00:48:01,118
You have to tell me the
plan, because I don't know.
976
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:04,957
You're walking around like
you've got "Can't Lose" cards.
977
00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:08,993
The plan will reveal itself to
you when you're ready to see it.
978
00:48:08,994 --> 00:48:11,462
Will I have to drop acid?
979
00:48:11,463 --> 00:48:13,031
Couldn't hurt.
980
00:48:13,032 --> 00:48:14,399
Is there a plan?
981
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,234
Have I ever let you down?
982
00:48:16,235 --> 00:48:18,102
Every single goddamn time.
983
00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:20,071
- Then I'm due.
- Is there?
984
00:48:20,072 --> 00:48:22,073
Joanna, there's a plan.
985
00:48:22,074 --> 00:48:25,643
I just don't wanna put you in a
position where you're lying to people.
986
00:48:27,547 --> 00:48:31,049
Start 15 minutes late so Avie can
recompile and give us a fighting chance.
987
00:48:31,050 --> 00:48:33,352
Jesus Christ. How many times
are we gonna have this con...
988
00:48:33,353 --> 00:48:35,252
- We're not starting late, ever!
- Fine!
989
00:48:35,253 --> 00:48:38,357
- We're not ever starting late.
- Late.
990
00:48:38,358 --> 00:48:41,927
But where do you come
down on starting late?
991
00:48:50,035 --> 00:48:54,472
Lisa's been doing this thing where she
asks me about stuff I've already told her.
992
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,141
She asks me questions, and I know
she already knows the answers.
993
00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,575
What's that about?
994
00:48:58,576 --> 00:49:02,713
Kids do that when they're scared one
of their parents is in a bad mood.
995
00:49:02,714 --> 00:49:06,282
They try to get you talking
about something you like.
996
00:49:06,283 --> 00:49:11,554
It's very common and can be treated by
talking to her about things she likes.
997
00:49:11,555 --> 00:49:16,092
Do you have any experience
or training in this field?
998
00:49:16,093 --> 00:49:17,293
No.
999
00:49:17,294 --> 00:49:19,931
Tell them to open the house.
1000
00:49:26,471 --> 00:49:29,942
- Where's Lisa?
- She's around.
1001
00:49:31,743 --> 00:49:34,711
- What does that mean?
- She's running around the building.
1002
00:49:34,712 --> 00:49:37,313
An hour ago, you said you
were taking her to school.
1003
00:49:37,314 --> 00:49:40,584
She begged me to let her stay. There
are fathers who would so love...
1004
00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:45,121
It is wrong, okay? It is morally
wrong, it's parentally wrong.
1005
00:49:45,122 --> 00:49:48,358
It is wrong for you to use Lisa
as a way of getting money from me.
1006
00:49:48,359 --> 00:49:51,326
She will know, if she doesn't already,
that that is your primary use for her.
1007
00:49:51,327 --> 00:49:53,495
She will hate you for
the rest of your life.
1008
00:49:53,496 --> 00:49:57,299
She will see, if she doesn't already, that
her mother is a woman who stands up to men.
1009
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,134
By living off of them.
1010
00:49:59,135 --> 00:50:02,071
By not letting myself be
imprisoned and degraded by them.
1011
00:50:04,275 --> 00:50:07,509
Imprisoned? I can't get rid of you.
1012
00:50:07,510 --> 00:50:10,279
I need a doctor and I need a dentist.
1013
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,382
I dropped out of college after a
semester, but, okay, let's have a look.
1014
00:50:13,383 --> 00:50:15,717
You will support your
daughter and her mother.
1015
00:50:15,718 --> 00:50:18,254
Did you pay someone
$1,500 to bless your house?
1016
00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:20,656
- Did you hear what I said?
- Did you?
1017
00:50:20,657 --> 00:50:22,625
I don't remember how much it was, Steve.
1018
00:50:22,626 --> 00:50:25,328
- It was $1,500.
- Well, they don't do it for free.
1019
00:50:25,329 --> 00:50:26,862
They don't. They charge $1,500.
1020
00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:29,799
How I spend... Fuck. You
know, I'm not even gonna...
1021
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,502
Were you about to say, "How I spend
my money is none of your business"?
1022
00:50:33,503 --> 00:50:36,772
I have a sinus infection and
I need to see a dentist too.
1023
00:50:36,773 --> 00:50:39,475
So you can see how your blessing
budget could have been better spent.
1024
00:50:39,476 --> 00:50:42,546
Like on a perfect cube?
1025
00:50:43,646 --> 00:50:46,116
- Look at me, Chrisann.
- What?
1026
00:50:46,117 --> 00:50:48,183
- You know who I am, right?
- Yes.
1027
00:50:48,184 --> 00:50:50,553
- And you know I know people.
- What are you talking about?
1028
00:50:50,554 --> 00:50:54,390
Look at me. And you know the
people I know, they know people.
1029
00:50:54,391 --> 00:50:55,792
What is this?
1030
00:50:55,793 --> 00:50:59,427
If I ever hear again that you've
thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...
1031
00:50:59,428 --> 00:51:01,630
- What?
- My private line's gonna ring,
1032
00:51:01,631 --> 00:51:04,599
and a voice on the other end
is gonna say, "We're all set."
1033
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,869
- That's how I'll learn that you're dead.
- Are you cra...
1034
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:09,137
I threw the bowl on the floor.
1035
00:51:09,138 --> 00:51:10,671
I didn't throw it at her head.
1036
00:51:10,672 --> 00:51:12,474
She wasn't even in the room.
1037
00:51:12,475 --> 00:51:15,410
She was nowhere... I threw
the bowl on the floor.
1038
00:51:15,411 --> 00:51:18,514
She's a little girl. You're scaring her.
1039
00:51:18,515 --> 00:51:21,215
I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
1040
00:51:21,216 --> 00:51:23,418
Taking out the garbage is a chore.
1041
00:51:23,419 --> 00:51:25,486
Clearing the table is a chore.
1042
00:51:25,487 --> 00:51:28,157
Waking you up in the morning
is just fucking creepy.
1043
00:51:28,158 --> 00:51:30,133
Please teach me more
about being a parent.
1044
00:51:30,146 --> 00:51:31,160
We're all done here.
1045
00:51:31,161 --> 00:51:34,463
It means so much coming from
someone who won't admit he is one.
1046
00:51:34,464 --> 00:51:36,465
- Stop screaming at Lisa.
- I give her responsibilities.
1047
00:51:36,466 --> 00:51:38,599
- Got it.
- One day she's gonna thank me for it.
1048
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,568
- Probably in your sleep.
- Fuck off!
1049
00:51:40,569 --> 00:51:41,537
Okay.
1050
00:51:41,538 --> 00:51:44,338
I never... I never threw
anything at her head.
1051
00:51:44,339 --> 00:51:46,742
Steve.
1052
00:51:46,743 --> 00:51:49,577
I never would.
1053
00:51:49,578 --> 00:51:54,083
Things don't become so because you say so.
1054
00:51:55,317 --> 00:51:58,921
There'll be more money in your
account by the end of business.
1055
00:52:07,330 --> 00:52:09,999
- Were you being nice?
- Oh, yeah.
1056
00:52:15,704 --> 00:52:19,339
- Andy's next.
- Hertzfeld or Cunningham?
1057
00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:24,045
Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie
Tevanian on the computer backstage.
1058
00:52:25,814 --> 00:52:30,119
Ladies and gentlemen,
the house is now open.
1059
00:52:44,633 --> 00:52:48,868
- Playing in front of thousands of people.
- Steve!
1060
00:52:48,869 --> 00:52:51,772
Can he do it later, Joel?
We go in eight minutes.
1061
00:52:51,773 --> 00:52:53,737
Can I get a quick reaction
to the press this morning?
1062
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:54,407
What about it?
1063
00:52:54,408 --> 00:52:56,911
- The size of it, the volume.
- I'll tell you on background...
1064
00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:59,313
- I was hoping for a quote from Steve.
- I'll tell you on background
1065
00:52:59,314 --> 00:53:01,915
that I've never seen anything
like it in the tech industry.
1066
00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:04,918
I called the Wall Street Journal
to take out a full-page ad for today,
1067
00:53:04,919 --> 00:53:07,255
and do you know what their sales guy said?
1068
00:53:07,256 --> 00:53:11,659
"Why bother? It'd be like notifying
Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas."
1069
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:13,728
- You saw the Stewart Alsop newsletter?
- I did.
1070
00:53:13,729 --> 00:53:15,962
I'm sorry, Joanna, I need
to get Steve on the record.
1071
00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:20,466
The headline was "Dear NeXT,
when can I get my machine?"
1072
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:21,473
When can he?
1073
00:53:21,486 --> 00:53:24,537
We'll announce the ship date
in the next eight to 10 weeks.
1074
00:53:24,538 --> 00:53:25,939
Alsop's not talking about the ship date.
1075
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:28,608
He wants to know when he
can get one to play with.
1076
00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:30,709
We have a lot of respect for Stewart Alsop,
1077
00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:34,546
and we want to get a machine into his hands
so he can tell his subscribers about it.
1078
00:53:34,547 --> 00:53:37,283
- And when will that be?
- Very soon.
1079
00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:39,952
Couple of days? A week?
1080
00:53:39,953 --> 00:53:42,655
Off the record.
1081
00:53:42,656 --> 00:53:45,024
- Off the record?
- Completely.
1082
00:53:45,025 --> 00:53:48,361
- We think...
- He'll get it when it's finished.
1083
00:53:48,362 --> 00:53:49,963
It's not finished?
1084
00:53:49,964 --> 00:53:51,265
It's almost finished.
1085
00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:53,580
I've been watching you rehearse
the demo for three weeks.
1086
00:53:53,593 --> 00:53:54,367
Yeah.
1087
00:53:54,368 --> 00:53:55,801
- What's left?
- A little thing.
1088
00:53:55,802 --> 00:53:57,269
- What?
- I think that's enough.
1089
00:53:57,270 --> 00:54:00,640
We're off the record, and Joel's always
been good at understanding nuance.
1090
00:54:00,641 --> 00:54:02,876
What's left to finish?
1091
00:54:02,877 --> 00:54:07,114
I guess, in layman's terms, you'd
have to say we don't have an OS.
1092
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:12,353
- An operating system?
- Yeah.
1093
00:54:13,587 --> 00:54:17,390
- What do you mean?
- Well, the OS is what runs the computer.
1094
00:54:17,391 --> 00:54:19,325
In fact, it sort of is the computer.
1095
00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:21,628
How has it been running? How's
it gonna run this morning?
1096
00:54:21,629 --> 00:54:23,997
What do you mean, you don't have an OS?
1097
00:54:23,998 --> 00:54:27,532
It's like this. Avie Tevanian
is our chief software designer,
1098
00:54:27,533 --> 00:54:28,800
and he wrote a demo program.
1099
00:54:28,801 --> 00:54:32,337
It's like we built a great car,
but we haven't built the engine.
1100
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:35,007
So we put a golf cart battery
in there to make it go for a bit.
1101
00:54:35,008 --> 00:54:37,875
All this computer knows how to do
right now is demonstrate itself.
1102
00:54:37,876 --> 00:54:40,378
You're telling me the only thing
you've built is a black cube?
1103
00:54:40,379 --> 00:54:42,348
Yes. Yeah.
1104
00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:44,516
But isn't it the coolest
black cube you've ever seen?
1105
00:54:44,517 --> 00:54:46,018
Is this... We're off the record.
1106
00:54:46,019 --> 00:54:48,587
Is this a strategy or a
problem? If it's a problem...
1107
00:54:48,588 --> 00:54:52,590
Do not share proprietary
knowledge with that man.
1108
00:54:52,591 --> 00:54:54,759
It's not a problem.
1109
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,527
I wouldn't understand it anyway.
1110
00:54:56,528 --> 00:54:59,465
I don't understand it either,
and my name's on the patents.
1111
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:00,271
It's got e-mail.
1112
00:55:00,284 --> 00:55:02,735
Well, e-mail's not just for
tech specialists anymore.
1113
00:55:02,736 --> 00:55:04,436
Well, it is, but it won't be.
1114
00:55:04,437 --> 00:55:07,062
And I assume an e-mail
sent on a NeXT computer
1115
00:55:07,075 --> 00:55:09,375
can only be received
by a NeXT computer?
1116
00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:11,377
Closed,
end-to-end.
1117
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:12,844
The new trash can is wrong.
1118
00:55:12,845 --> 00:55:15,146
I wanna tell you I appreciate
all the hours you put into it,
1119
00:55:15,147 --> 00:55:18,384
but I can't because of how terrible it is.
1120
00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:19,817
Go back to the other one.
1121
00:55:19,818 --> 00:55:22,420
Why are we still giving
three options on the clock?
1122
00:55:22,421 --> 00:55:25,724
- How many options do you want to give?
- Two. Buy it or don't.
1123
00:55:25,725 --> 00:55:27,393
Can I talk to you for a second?
1124
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:28,527
Abso-fruitly.
1125
00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,661
Uh, look, man. Avie's been recompiling,
1126
00:55:30,662 --> 00:55:32,965
but he says there may be
some glitches this morning.
1127
00:55:32,966 --> 00:55:34,967
If all there are are some glitches,
1128
00:55:34,968 --> 00:55:37,667
it'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.
1129
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,736
Why are you translating for Avie?
1130
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:43,774
I-I didn't want him to find out the hard
way your position on glitches in a demo,
1131
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:45,810
but it sounds like you've mellowed.
1132
00:55:45,811 --> 00:55:48,812
I've been growing, Andy. I've
been learning to love myself.
1133
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:51,082
Hmm. I wouldn't have ever
dreamed that was a problem.
1134
00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:52,682
Fantastic burn.
1135
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,519
You need to go to your seat.
1136
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,120
How about Lisa, getting into
a school for gifted kids?
1137
00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:59,756
Yeah, she was tested and
it turns out she can fly.
1138
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,892
- Seriously, it's a big deal.
- I know it's a big deal.
1139
00:56:01,893 --> 00:56:04,428
That's why I built the school a building.
1140
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,732
- Well, I'm sure that's not why she got in.
- Really?
1141
00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:11,337
Uh, can I show you something
funny from Macworld?
1142
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,217
I can't think of anything
I have to do right now.
1143
00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:18,642
It'll make you feel good.
1144
00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:19,603
Joanna! Look at this!
1145
00:56:19,616 --> 00:56:21,645
Oh, Andy, he's only got
a couple of minutes.
1146
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:24,214
It's Guy Kawasaki writing in
Macworld. You're gonna like this.
1147
00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:26,216
Well, can we all enjoy it later?
1148
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:31,087
He wrote a parody press release
about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.
1149
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:34,991
He imagines a near future where Apple
needs your OS and has to buy NeXT,
1150
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:37,694
and-and you come back as CEO.
1151
00:56:37,695 --> 00:56:39,162
He has Gates saying,
1152
00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:44,136
"There would now be more innovations
from Jobs that Microsoft could copy."
1153
00:56:45,871 --> 00:56:49,840
- You can read it later.
- Thanks.
1154
00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:52,476
She would've gotten in without
you donating a building.
1155
00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:56,180
Still, it's something to
talk about in the interview.
1156
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:01,117
All right. Good luck.
1157
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:03,254
Thanks.
1158
00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:06,889
Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.
1159
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:10,559
I'm gonna hang on to it.
1160
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,128
What?
1161
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:14,664
What?
1162
00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:16,699
You ready for Sculley?
1163
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:18,635
Excuse me!
1164
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,536
Lisa!
1165
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:22,439
You can't shout!
1166
00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,549
Lisa?
1167
00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:43,328
You have to go.
1168
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:48,232
It's dangerous up here. That's
why I make other people do it.
1169
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:52,302
Who are you hiding from, me or your mom?
1170
00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:55,972
I'm not hiding.
1171
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,442
Let's go.
1172
00:58:05,614 --> 00:58:08,149
What were you listening to?
1173
00:58:08,150 --> 00:58:11,720
I'm listening to two
versions of the same song.
1174
00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:15,189
Then when I get to the ends, I
rewind to listen to them again.
1175
00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:18,694
It's the same song, but
the versions are different.
1176
00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:21,230
- What's the song?
- Okay.
1177
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:24,265
So it's a really old song, and
it's called "Both Sides, Now."
1178
00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:28,671
- "Both Sides, Now"?
- Yeah.
1179
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,738
What's it about?
1180
00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:35,143
It's about... There are three
verses: Clouds, love and life.
1181
00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:39,848
And the person singing is singing
that they used to think of...
1182
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:41,716
That they used to think about...
1183
00:58:41,717 --> 00:58:44,018
- Clouds, love and life?
- Right.
1184
00:58:44,019 --> 00:58:47,890
One way, yeah, but now they look
at them another way, and they...
1185
00:58:47,891 --> 00:58:50,614
They've come to the
conclusion that they
1186
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:53,761
really don't know clouds,
love or life at all.
1187
00:58:53,762 --> 00:58:56,265
Those are the exact words.
1188
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:57,533
Yeah, Joni Mitchell.
1189
00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:01,805
'Cause it's not a really old
song, unless I'm a really old guy.
1190
00:59:02,938 --> 00:59:05,174
You have to go to school now.
1191
00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:08,376
Do you want me to tell you the
differences between the two versions?
1192
00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:09,711
Right now.
1193
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:13,280
The first version is the kind of
thing that you would call girlish.
1194
00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:15,782
I didn't mean I want to know
the difference right now.
1195
00:59:15,783 --> 00:59:18,251
I meant you have to go to school right now.
1196
00:59:18,252 --> 00:59:19,954
I can stay and watch.
1197
00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:22,222
You are truant. You're committing a crime.
1198
00:59:22,223 --> 00:59:24,825
I'm not gonna miss anything important.
1199
00:59:24,826 --> 00:59:27,729
- How do you know?
- I read ahead.
1200
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,932
The Pilgrims make it to the New World.
1201
00:59:30,933 --> 00:59:32,833
Then the Declaration of Independence.
1202
00:59:32,834 --> 00:59:34,869
Yeah, you skipped a couple centuries.
1203
00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:37,771
Steve? Chrisann's out there.
1204
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,179
Let's go.
1205
00:59:46,180 --> 00:59:48,115
Can I make my case for staying?
1206
00:59:48,116 --> 00:59:50,085
Nope.
1207
01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:09,522
She was with me.
1208
01:00:09,535 --> 01:00:11,738
Come on. Your dad
doesn't want us to stay.
1209
01:00:11,739 --> 01:00:14,809
That's not true. That's not...
1210
01:00:14,810 --> 01:00:17,176
You have to be in school is all.
1211
01:00:17,177 --> 01:00:20,846
I'm committing a crime right now,
and I don't wanna get in trouble.
1212
01:00:20,847 --> 01:00:23,417
You're not in trouble. I was kidding.
1213
01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:24,951
Okay.
1214
01:00:24,952 --> 01:00:27,453
Hey. What was the second version?
1215
01:00:27,454 --> 01:00:30,691
You said the first version was
girlish. What was the second version?
1216
01:00:32,126 --> 01:00:33,893
I can't really think of the word.
1217
01:00:33,894 --> 01:00:35,696
Okay. Well, have a good day at school.
1218
01:00:35,697 --> 01:00:38,065
- Regretful.
- What?
1219
01:00:38,066 --> 01:00:40,966
Like wishing you could go
back and do things different.
1220
01:00:40,967 --> 01:00:43,236
You're too young to be regretful.
1221
01:00:43,237 --> 01:00:45,739
Not me.
1222
01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:48,475
The person singing the song.
1223
01:00:48,476 --> 01:00:52,347
Got it. Regretful. That
makes sense because...
1224
01:00:54,882 --> 01:00:57,385
I wanna live with you.
1225
01:01:09,896 --> 01:01:11,998
Six minutes.
1226
01:01:11,999 --> 01:01:14,602
- You want to see Sculley?
- No.
1227
01:01:23,376 --> 01:01:26,778
You know all those times I
told you you needed security?
1228
01:01:26,779 --> 01:01:29,382
Here's why.
1229
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,289
I don't know how it is I've
gotten older and you haven't.
1230
01:01:37,290 --> 01:01:40,325
Some deal with the devil
I was never offered.
1231
01:01:40,326 --> 01:01:42,894
So you know what I've been
thinking for the last four years?
1232
01:01:42,895 --> 01:01:46,532
As it turns out, John, I've
never known what you were thinking.
1233
01:01:46,533 --> 01:01:49,300
No newborn baby has control.
1234
01:01:49,301 --> 01:01:51,236
Do you know what I'm talking about?
1235
01:01:51,237 --> 01:01:53,439
In '84, before the Mac launch. You said...
1236
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,320
Yeah.
1237
01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:57,008
You said that being adopted
meant you didn't have control.
1238
01:01:57,009 --> 01:01:58,343
We're starting in a minute, so...
1239
01:01:58,344 --> 01:02:00,845
Why do people think I fired you?
1240
01:02:00,846 --> 01:02:02,949
It's fine, John. It's all behind us.
1241
01:02:06,486 --> 01:02:08,954
Is it? Hmm?
1242
01:02:08,955 --> 01:02:11,592
Don't play stupid. You can't pull it off.
1243
01:02:13,493 --> 01:02:16,796
You came here to ask me why
people think you fired me?
1244
01:02:16,797 --> 01:02:18,832
Why do people think I fired you?
1245
01:02:20,065 --> 01:02:22,703
Just confirm something for me, okay?
1246
01:02:23,837 --> 01:02:25,871
You liked the ad, right?
1247
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,539
The commercial... "1984." You liked it.
1248
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:30,876
- When are you gonna get furniture?
- It's not an easy process.
1249
01:02:30,877 --> 01:02:32,977
It is. You buy a
couch, take it from there.
1250
01:02:32,978 --> 01:02:36,480
I'd be really surprised if you came
here to talk about interior decorating.
1251
01:02:36,481 --> 01:02:37,915
I liked the ad very much.
1252
01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:39,016
- You did?
- You know I did.
1253
01:02:39,017 --> 01:02:41,286
You're a lying son of a
bitch. You tried to kill it.
1254
01:02:41,287 --> 01:02:44,188
- It's time to take a hard look at the Mac.
- It's past time.
1255
01:02:44,189 --> 01:02:48,359
It's overpriced. We
need to drop it to 1,995.
1256
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,295
We need to double the marketing budget,
1257
01:02:50,296 --> 01:02:52,130
put more bodies on an internal hard drive
1258
01:02:52,131 --> 01:02:53,498
and invest in FileServer.
1259
01:02:53,499 --> 01:02:55,488
Where the hell did you get
the idea I tried to kill...
1260
01:02:55,501 --> 01:02:56,167
Lee Clow.
1261
01:02:56,168 --> 01:02:57,935
- Lee's wrong.
- He's lying?
1262
01:02:57,936 --> 01:03:00,103
- He's... mistaken.
- Where would the money come from?
1263
01:03:00,104 --> 01:03:02,306
It would come from finally
getting rid of the Apple II.
1264
01:03:02,307 --> 01:03:04,208
The Apple II is the
only thing making money.
1265
01:03:04,209 --> 01:03:05,355
You agreed with the board.
1266
01:03:05,368 --> 01:03:07,312
I understood the board's
concerns, but I...
1267
01:03:07,313 --> 01:03:09,380
The board's concerns that
we didn't show the product?
1268
01:03:09,381 --> 01:03:10,733
Among other things,
but my question was...
1269
01:03:10,746 --> 01:03:11,382
What other things?
1270
01:03:11,383 --> 01:03:14,518
I'm asking because I'm curious.
You said "among other things."
1271
01:03:14,519 --> 01:03:17,288
Among other things, it was
set in a dystopian galaxy.
1272
01:03:17,289 --> 01:03:19,257
It took place on a planet
where we don't live.
1273
01:03:19,258 --> 01:03:21,292
It was dark and the opposite of our brand.
1274
01:03:21,293 --> 01:03:23,527
And we didn't show the product.
1275
01:03:23,528 --> 01:03:27,297
People talked about the ad but most of
them didn't know what we were selling.
1276
01:03:27,298 --> 01:03:29,333
The Mac needs to sell for 1,995.
1277
01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:33,371
There is no market research telling us
the Mac is failing because it's overpriced.
1278
01:03:33,372 --> 01:03:37,275
It's telling us that people don't like it
because they think it doesn't do anything.
1279
01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:39,610
It's closed,
end-to-end.
1280
01:03:39,611 --> 01:03:42,279
We didn't know it wasn't what
people wanted, but it isn't.
1281
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,347
They want slots, they want
choices, they want options.
1282
01:03:44,348 --> 01:03:46,649
The way we buy stereos...
mix and match components.
1283
01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:49,318
John, listen to me. Whoever
said the customer is always right
1284
01:03:49,319 --> 01:03:51,088
was, I promise you, a customer.
1285
01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,289
- It had skinheads in it.
- She was liberating them.
1286
01:03:53,290 --> 01:03:54,240
Liberating the skinheads.
1287
01:03:54,253 --> 01:03:56,425
The ad didn't have anything
to do with fucking skinheads.
1288
01:03:56,426 --> 01:03:58,195
We used them as fucking extras.
1289
01:03:58,196 --> 01:03:59,562
Nobody even knows they were skinheads.
1290
01:03:59,563 --> 01:04:02,032
I'm just saying the board had concerns...
1291
01:04:02,033 --> 01:04:03,934
You invented lifestyle advertising.
1292
01:04:03,935 --> 01:04:05,669
And our brand was my brand.
1293
01:04:05,670 --> 01:04:08,472
My job is to make a
recommendation to the board.
1294
01:04:08,473 --> 01:04:09,840
We showed a lot of happy
people drinking Pepsi.
1295
01:04:09,841 --> 01:04:13,343
We didn't say the world was going
to end if you bought a Dr. Pepper.
1296
01:04:13,344 --> 01:04:16,113
Recommend that we drop the price
and double the marketing budget.
1297
01:04:16,114 --> 01:04:18,615
- I can't.
- And we showed the product.
1298
01:04:18,616 --> 01:04:22,318
We showed it being opened, we showed
it being poured, being consumed.
1299
01:04:22,319 --> 01:04:24,488
What are you gonna do,
recommend that we kill the Mac?
1300
01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:26,891
I already have, Steve.
1301
01:04:28,025 --> 01:04:30,994
What? When?
1302
01:04:30,995 --> 01:04:32,562
You think the secret to your success
1303
01:04:32,563 --> 01:04:34,932
was not assuming people knew
what to do with a can of soda?
1304
01:04:34,933 --> 01:04:38,334
I didn't kill the ad, Steve! I'm the
only reason it made it on the air.
1305
01:04:38,335 --> 01:04:40,504
Just now. An hour ago.
1306
01:04:40,505 --> 01:04:42,204
I'm coming from Markkula's house.
1307
01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:45,207
What did he say?
1308
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:47,311
- What did he say?
- Invent something new.
1309
01:04:47,312 --> 01:04:49,146
I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.
1310
01:04:49,147 --> 01:04:50,448
The resorts come with couches.
1311
01:04:50,449 --> 01:04:55,650
Wait a minute. Are you saying you
recommended terminating the Mac
1312
01:04:55,651 --> 01:04:57,619
or you recommended taking
me off the Mac team?
1313
01:04:57,620 --> 01:05:00,656
We bought three spots in the
Super Bowl. Two 30's and a 60.
1314
01:05:00,657 --> 01:05:02,525
After we screened it, the
board wanted that money back
1315
01:05:02,526 --> 01:05:04,460
and they asked me to sell off the spots.
1316
01:05:04,461 --> 01:05:06,962
Chiat/Day sold off the
two 30's but not the 60,
1317
01:05:06,963 --> 01:05:08,396
and I let it be known to Lee Clow
1318
01:05:08,397 --> 01:05:10,632
that if he didn't try very
hard to sell the last spot,
1319
01:05:10,633 --> 01:05:12,268
I wouldn't be unhappy.
1320
01:05:12,269 --> 01:05:14,337
If we drop the price
and double the budget...
1321
01:05:14,338 --> 01:05:16,072
Drop the price or double
the budget.
1322
01:05:16,073 --> 01:05:18,607
The only way to do that is to
take money out of the Apple II.
1323
01:05:18,608 --> 01:05:21,377
The Apple II should embarrass
you. It embarrasses me.
1324
01:05:21,378 --> 01:05:23,244
It doesn't embarrass the shareholders.
1325
01:05:23,245 --> 01:05:24,612
I don't give a shit about the shareholders.
1326
01:05:24,613 --> 01:05:27,215
That's why I hired you, so I don't
have to hear about shareholders.
1327
01:05:27,216 --> 01:05:30,652
The shareholders are my problem, and
the board represents the shareholders.
1328
01:05:30,653 --> 01:05:32,520
That's how it works.
1329
01:05:32,521 --> 01:05:35,123
You sure it wasn't Lee Clow who
dragged his feet selling the 60?
1330
01:05:35,124 --> 01:05:37,560
At my direction, Steve.
1331
01:05:37,561 --> 01:05:40,429
You think he would have done that
on his own, taken it on himself?
1332
01:05:40,430 --> 01:05:43,132
Yeah. I think he would've done
what it took to save it from you.
1333
01:05:43,133 --> 01:05:45,668
- I was the only thing protecting it.
- You didn't want the ad
1334
01:05:45,669 --> 01:05:48,703
because you were trying to kill the
Mac two months before it launched.
1335
01:05:48,704 --> 01:05:50,907
You are fucking delusional.
1336
01:05:53,676 --> 01:05:55,543
- Can I mention something to you?
- Sure.
1337
01:05:55,544 --> 01:05:58,115
I have no earthly idea why you're here.
1338
01:05:59,682 --> 01:06:03,018
The story of why and how you left Apple,
1339
01:06:03,019 --> 01:06:05,754
which is quickly becoming
mythologized, isn't true.
1340
01:06:05,755 --> 01:06:08,256
- I'm gonna take this to the board myself.
- Don't do that.
1341
01:06:08,257 --> 01:06:10,024
- I am doing that.
- You can't.
1342
01:06:10,025 --> 01:06:12,660
Why?
1343
01:06:12,661 --> 01:06:15,965
They believe you're no longer
necessary to this company.
1344
01:06:20,268 --> 01:06:25,406
I get hate mail, death threats.
1345
01:06:25,407 --> 01:06:29,044
I get death threats.
1346
01:06:29,045 --> 01:06:32,915
My kids are getting taunted.
Why do people think I fired you?
1347
01:06:35,183 --> 01:06:36,785
Joanna's gonna call my name in a second.
1348
01:06:36,786 --> 01:06:38,653
- Steve?
- That was unrehearsed.
1349
01:06:38,654 --> 01:06:40,354
Yeah, I'll be there in just a second.
1350
01:06:40,355 --> 01:06:42,589
I gave you your day in court.
1351
01:06:42,590 --> 01:06:44,191
- You gave me?
- I gave the board a clear choice.
1352
01:06:44,192 --> 01:06:47,796
I said, "Do you want to invest in the Apple
II or the Mac?" They chose the Apple II.
1353
01:06:47,797 --> 01:06:50,131
The same people who wanted
to dump the Super Bowl spot.
1354
01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:52,201
And then I got on a plane to China.
1355
01:06:53,735 --> 01:06:56,270
Mr. Sculley. There's a
call for you on Line One.
1356
01:06:56,271 --> 01:06:59,540
Or I almost got on a plane,
because I got a call in the lounge.
1357
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:01,276
- Who made that call?
- Doesn't matter.
1358
01:07:01,277 --> 01:07:02,810
It matters to
me. Who made the call?
1359
01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:04,011
John Sculley.
1360
01:07:04,012 --> 01:07:05,847
John? If
you get on that plane,
1361
01:07:05,848 --> 01:07:08,749
you'll have lost your
job by the time it lands.
1362
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:12,352
Steve's been calling the
board. He wants you out.
1363
01:07:12,353 --> 01:07:15,355
I left my bags on the plane.
My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.
1364
01:07:15,356 --> 01:07:18,391
I took a car back to Cupertino in
the middle of the fucking night.
1365
01:07:18,392 --> 01:07:23,197
I know what time it is. I need a quorum
here in one hour and I want Steve here too.
1366
01:07:23,198 --> 01:07:25,699
You took me off the
Mac, and it was bad business.
1367
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:28,568
- The quorum call was a homicide.
- Right there! Right there.
1368
01:07:28,569 --> 01:07:30,304
That's the part that's bullshit, my friend.
1369
01:07:30,305 --> 01:07:31,771
It was a suicide.
1370
01:07:31,772 --> 01:07:34,507
Because you knew your
cards and I showed you mine.
1371
01:07:34,508 --> 01:07:37,376
I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
1372
01:07:37,377 --> 01:07:38,779
What did you think I was gonna do?
1373
01:07:38,780 --> 01:07:41,447
I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
1374
01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:44,150
I'm not okay losing.
1375
01:07:44,151 --> 01:07:46,587
We're losing market share,
and the Mac is losing money.
1376
01:07:46,588 --> 01:07:49,492
Our only hope is the Apple
II, which is stagnating
1377
01:07:49,505 --> 01:07:51,791
because of its
soon-to-be-obsolete DOS.
1378
01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:55,228
Users are already rigging their machines
to run with a CP/M operating system
1379
01:07:55,229 --> 01:07:56,597
that's been built to run on Intel.
1380
01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:58,699
I can't put it more simply than this.
1381
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,701
We need to put our resources
into updating the Apple II.
1382
01:08:01,702 --> 01:08:04,404
By taking
resources from the Mac.
1383
01:08:04,405 --> 01:08:05,806
It's failing. That's a fact.
1384
01:08:05,807 --> 01:08:07,840
- It's overpriced.
- There's no evidence that it's...
1385
01:08:07,841 --> 01:08:09,742
I'm the evidence!
1386
01:08:09,743 --> 01:08:13,614
I'm the world's leading expert on
the Mac, John. What's your résumé?
1387
01:08:13,615 --> 01:08:15,548
You're issuing contradictory instructions,
1388
01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:17,551
you're insubordinate,
you make people miserable.
1389
01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:20,686
Our top engineers are
fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP.
1390
01:08:20,687 --> 01:08:22,822
Wall Street doesn't know
who's driving the bus.
1391
01:08:22,823 --> 01:08:24,890
We've lost hundreds of millions in value.
1392
01:08:24,891 --> 01:08:28,527
And I'm the CEO of Apple,
Steve. That's my résumé.
1393
01:08:28,528 --> 01:08:31,363
But before that, you sold
carbonated sugar water, right?
1394
01:08:31,364 --> 01:08:35,268
I sat in a fucking garage with
Wozniak and invented the future.
1395
01:08:35,269 --> 01:08:38,703
Because artists lead and
hacks ask for a show of hands.
1396
01:08:38,704 --> 01:08:39,705
All right.
1397
01:08:39,706 --> 01:08:41,706
Well, this guy's out of control.
1398
01:08:41,707 --> 01:08:44,443
I'm perfectly willing to hand
in my resignation tonight,
1399
01:08:44,444 --> 01:08:46,379
but if you want me to
stay, you can't have Steve.
1400
01:08:46,380 --> 01:08:48,581
Settle him out.
1401
01:08:48,582 --> 01:08:51,684
He can keep a share of stock
so he gets our newsletter.
1402
01:08:51,685 --> 01:08:54,319
He'll have to sever his
connection to Apple.
1403
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:58,225
I'm dead serious. I want the
secretary to call for a vote.
1404
01:08:59,826 --> 01:09:02,929
I fucking dare you.
1405
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:08,600
You have done an outstanding job over
the years of cultivating the press.
1406
01:09:08,601 --> 01:09:10,135
And by that, I mean manipulating them.
1407
01:09:10,136 --> 01:09:13,773
Because none of them, none of their
editors, none of their editors' publishers
1408
01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:15,907
to this day know that you forced it,
1409
01:09:15,908 --> 01:09:17,876
that you forced the board.
1410
01:09:17,877 --> 01:09:20,212
Even after I told you
exactly what they'd do,
1411
01:09:20,213 --> 01:09:22,314
which is exactly what they did.
1412
01:09:22,315 --> 01:09:24,716
Unanimously.
1413
01:09:24,717 --> 01:09:27,420
I don't have any trouble
remembering that, John,
1414
01:09:27,421 --> 01:09:30,889
because of it being the
worst night of my life.
1415
01:09:30,890 --> 01:09:33,991
And I forced the vote because
I believed I was right.
1416
01:09:33,992 --> 01:09:37,129
I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
1417
01:09:38,598 --> 01:09:40,365
Now I bled that night.
1418
01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:42,534
And I don't bleed.
1419
01:09:42,535 --> 01:09:44,236
But time's done its thing,
1420
01:09:44,237 --> 01:09:46,838
and I really haven't
thought about it in a while.
1421
01:09:46,839 --> 01:09:51,509
Now, I absolutely
understand why you're upset.
1422
01:09:51,510 --> 01:09:53,577
And I want people to
know the truth too.
1423
01:09:53,578 --> 01:09:55,679
It's time.
1424
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,581
Got it.
1425
01:09:57,582 --> 01:09:59,683
You're gonna end me, aren't you?
1426
01:09:59,684 --> 01:10:01,952
You're being ridiculous.
1427
01:10:01,953 --> 01:10:05,322
I'm gonna sit center court
and watch you do it yourself.
1428
01:10:05,323 --> 01:10:08,959
Then I'm gonna order a nice meal with
a '55 Margaux and sign some autographs.
1429
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,696
- Jesus Christ.
- You want some advice, Pepsi Generation?
1430
01:10:11,697 --> 01:10:14,432
Don't send Woz out to slap
me around in the press.
1431
01:10:14,433 --> 01:10:17,035
Anybody else... you, Markkula, Arthur Rock.
1432
01:10:17,036 --> 01:10:18,736
Anyone but Rain Man.
1433
01:10:18,737 --> 01:10:21,272
Don't manipulate him like that.
1434
01:10:21,273 --> 01:10:24,942
Whatever you may think, I'm
always gonna protect him.
1435
01:10:24,943 --> 01:10:27,045
Come on, Steve.
1436
01:10:28,413 --> 01:10:31,016
That's what men do.
1437
01:10:31,017 --> 01:10:33,352
We can't start late.
1438
01:10:44,829 --> 01:10:48,333
I don't think there was any way
to detect a chip on my shoulder.
1439
01:10:49,634 --> 01:10:51,134
Did you know, back at Bandley,
1440
01:10:51,135 --> 01:10:55,439
the Mac team gave an award every year
to the person who could stand up to you?
1441
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,573
No.
1442
01:10:56,574 --> 01:11:01,412
- I won. Three years in a row.
- Cool.
1443
01:11:05,049 --> 01:11:06,650
This.
1444
01:11:06,651 --> 01:11:10,721
This... This Guy Kawasaki
in Macworld.
1445
01:11:10,722 --> 01:11:13,490
He accidentally got it right, didn't he?
1446
01:11:13,491 --> 01:11:15,058
You've been dragging
your feet on the NeXT OS
1447
01:11:15,059 --> 01:11:18,462
till you can figure out
what Apple's gonna need.
1448
01:11:19,998 --> 01:11:23,667
Even if that were true, it doesn't
sound that diabolical to me.
1449
01:11:23,668 --> 01:11:25,369
Hey. We're ready for you.
1450
01:11:34,879 --> 01:11:38,382
I'm your closest confidante,
your... your best friend.
1451
01:11:38,383 --> 01:11:41,552
Your thing... What do you call it?
1452
01:11:41,553 --> 01:11:43,721
Your work wife. The whole time.
1453
01:11:43,722 --> 01:11:45,722
The last three years.
1454
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:55,498
When did you change your mind and start
building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
1455
01:11:58,468 --> 01:12:00,535
House to half.
1456
01:12:00,536 --> 01:12:03,140
You remember Skylab?
1457
01:12:04,908 --> 01:12:07,864
It was an unmanned
satellite NASA sent up in
1458
01:12:07,877 --> 01:12:10,779
the early '70s on a
data gathering mission.
1459
01:12:10,780 --> 01:12:13,449
The thing is, when they sent it up,
1460
01:12:13,450 --> 01:12:15,984
they didn't know yet how
they were gonna get it back.
1461
01:12:15,985 --> 01:12:18,020
But they felt like they were close enough
1462
01:12:18,021 --> 01:12:21,457
that in the eight years it was gonna
be up there, they'd figure it out.
1463
01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:22,925
They're on their way now.
1464
01:12:22,926 --> 01:12:25,660
They didn't.
1465
01:12:25,661 --> 01:12:27,730
So after eight years, it came crashing down
1466
01:12:27,731 --> 01:12:30,399
in a thousand-mile swath
across the Indian Ocean.
1467
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,834
A little to the left,
a little to the right,
1468
01:12:32,835 --> 01:12:34,804
somebody could have gotten hurt.
1469
01:12:34,805 --> 01:12:38,940
I really wanted to build
a computer for colleges.
1470
01:12:38,941 --> 01:12:41,543
The technology just didn't catch
up as fast as I needed it to.
1471
01:12:41,544 --> 01:12:43,813
You know we're out of money.
1472
01:12:43,814 --> 01:12:46,114
Ladies and gentlemen, the
program will be starting momentarily.
1473
01:12:46,115 --> 01:12:49,418
But then Apple stopped
innovating, and I saw something better.
1474
01:12:49,419 --> 01:12:54,556
Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy
a $13,000 dictionary with good speakers.
1475
01:12:54,557 --> 01:12:56,593
You know I know that.
1476
01:12:58,428 --> 01:13:00,096
But Apple will.
1477
01:13:00,097 --> 01:13:03,665
'Cause Avie Tevanian is gonna
build them exactly the OS they need.
1478
01:13:03,666 --> 01:13:06,568
They're gonna have to buy me too.
1479
01:13:06,569 --> 01:13:12,508
For half a billion dollars in stock
and end-to-end control on every product.
1480
01:13:43,239 --> 01:13:47,209
Ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome...
1481
01:13:50,846 --> 01:13:54,114
More than a year after it
was first unveiled to industry insiders,
1482
01:13:54,115 --> 01:13:56,851
the NeXT Computer is
finally available in stores.
1483
01:13:56,852 --> 01:14:00,589
And it appears to be
two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.
1484
01:14:00,590 --> 01:14:02,023
Students and educators
1485
01:14:02,024 --> 01:14:05,126
are finding it difficult to
justify the machine's high cost.
1486
01:14:05,127 --> 01:14:07,028
So much for the black cube.
1487
01:14:07,029 --> 01:14:11,965
NeXT just sold its factory to Canon
and laid off half its employees.
1488
01:14:11,966 --> 01:14:15,001
In the world of computers,
it's kill or be killed.
1489
01:14:15,002 --> 01:14:17,137
Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.
1490
01:14:17,138 --> 01:14:19,939
It is laying off about 2,500 people.
1491
01:14:19,940 --> 01:14:22,142
Apple is
continuing to lose market share,
1492
01:14:22,143 --> 01:14:24,978
with no new innovations in the
pipeline except the Newton,
1493
01:14:24,979 --> 01:14:27,514
a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
1494
01:14:27,515 --> 01:14:30,783
If you really want
to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.
1495
01:14:30,784 --> 01:14:32,253
But then again, maybe you don't.
1496
01:14:32,254 --> 01:14:35,589
It turns
handwriting into computer text.
1497
01:14:35,590 --> 01:14:39,528
Hey, Dolph, take a memo on
your Newton. "Beat up Martin."
1498
01:14:41,229 --> 01:14:43,097
Bah!
1499
01:14:43,098 --> 01:14:45,866
In 1980,
Apple had 30% of the market.
1500
01:14:45,867 --> 01:14:48,602
Today, Apple has only 3.2 percent.
1501
01:14:48,603 --> 01:14:52,440
That's it. John
Sculley has been fired from Apple.
1502
01:14:53,774 --> 01:14:56,544
What about this Internet
thing? Do you know anything about that?
1503
01:14:56,545 --> 01:14:59,280
It is the big new thing.
1504
01:14:59,281 --> 01:15:01,915
Rumors are flying around
Apple Computer once again
1505
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,550
over who will take over the helm.
1506
01:15:03,551 --> 01:15:06,219
In the news at this hour, a
remarkable high-tech reunion.
1507
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:08,856
Well, it's
happening. In a billion-dollar shakeup,
1508
01:15:08,857 --> 01:15:11,959
Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's
operating system, which may mean...
1509
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,562
- Is the prodigal son returning?
- Bet on it.
1510
01:15:14,563 --> 01:15:16,697
Guess what. Mac is back.
1511
01:15:16,698 --> 01:15:18,264
- Apple cofounder Steven Jobs...
- Steve Jobs...
1512
01:15:18,265 --> 01:15:20,166
- Steve Jobs...
- Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
1513
01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:22,736
Steve
Jobs is returning to Apple.
1514
01:15:24,304 --> 01:15:27,307
If you want to beam your digital
photographs from your digital camera,
1515
01:15:27,308 --> 01:15:29,008
it's built into every product.
1516
01:15:29,009 --> 01:15:31,110
We're going to the
new generation of I/O.
1517
01:15:31,111 --> 01:15:34,013
Twelve megabyte USB. Two ports.
1518
01:15:34,014 --> 01:15:36,583
We're leaving the old Apple I/O behind.
1519
01:15:36,584 --> 01:15:39,218
Stereo surround sound
built into every product,
1520
01:15:39,219 --> 01:15:43,188
a great keyboard and the
coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1521
01:15:43,189 --> 01:15:47,259
This time, we used actual mice.
1522
01:15:47,260 --> 01:15:50,730
We're opening the house
in 10 minutes. Steven?
1523
01:15:50,731 --> 01:15:52,365
Do you want to stop horsing around?
1524
01:15:52,366 --> 01:15:56,835
Bless my eyes. That's Steve
Wozniak sitting out there.
1525
01:15:59,839 --> 01:16:03,276
Give yourselves a treat and ask Woz
if he happens to have the correct time.
1526
01:16:03,277 --> 01:16:07,245
I have the correct time,
and we're running out of it.
1527
01:16:07,246 --> 01:16:08,325
"A great keyboard"...
1528
01:16:08,338 --> 01:16:11,183
A great keyboard and the
coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1529
01:16:11,184 --> 01:16:14,620
This is what those things look like today.
1530
01:16:14,621 --> 01:16:19,291
Now, I'd like to show you what
they're gonna look like tomorrow.
1531
01:16:19,292 --> 01:16:22,195
This is the iMac.
1532
01:16:51,657 --> 01:16:53,158
That was cool.
1533
01:16:53,159 --> 01:16:55,260
Why did I like that
better than I usually do?
1534
01:16:55,261 --> 01:16:57,328
- I don't know.
- Something was different.
1535
01:16:57,329 --> 01:16:59,030
Hey, stupid.
1536
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:01,266
I think she's talking to one of you guys.
1537
01:17:01,267 --> 01:17:04,069
- Did you notice a difference?
- That's what I'm...
1538
01:17:04,070 --> 01:17:06,771
The exit signs were off.
1539
01:17:06,772 --> 01:17:09,306
- Full blackout.
- You did it.
1540
01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:11,677
We wired all the exit lights to our board.
1541
01:17:11,678 --> 01:17:14,212
They go out with the cue for seven
seconds then come back on again. In theory.
1542
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:17,949
- We think that's legal?
- No, we're very certain it's not.
1543
01:17:17,950 --> 01:17:20,318
- You want to see some quotes?
- Let's hold off on those.
1544
01:17:20,319 --> 01:17:22,087
No, he'll like 'em.
1545
01:17:22,088 --> 01:17:25,592
- I'll show 'em to you later.
- I'll take 'em now.
1546
01:17:26,993 --> 01:17:29,061
- I'm sorry.
- Pick it up from there, please.
1547
01:17:29,062 --> 01:17:31,829
We only have a couple of
minutes, so let's just do the 360.
1548
01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:35,233
We're gonna bring out a
wireless camera we stole from Panasonic.
1549
01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:38,369
I'll show you what this looks like.
1550
01:17:38,370 --> 01:17:41,271
The whole thing is translucent.
You can see into it.
1551
01:17:41,272 --> 01:17:43,808
How's that for a compromise, Woz?
1552
01:17:43,809 --> 01:17:46,473
You still can't get into
it, but you can see into it.
1553
01:17:46,486 --> 01:17:47,377
Fair enough.
1554
01:17:47,378 --> 01:17:51,148
We put stereo speakers in
front, infrared right up here,
1555
01:17:51,149 --> 01:17:53,117
CD-ROM drive in the middle.
1556
01:17:53,118 --> 01:17:55,853
- Nice.
- Dual stereo headphone jacks.
1557
01:17:55,854 --> 01:17:59,090
All the connectors are inside
one beautiful little door here.
1558
01:17:59,091 --> 01:18:02,426
Ethernet. USB.
1559
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,929
Even though this is a
full-blooded Macintosh,
1560
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:06,764
we're targeting it for the number one use
1561
01:18:06,765 --> 01:18:09,265
the consumers tell us they
want a computer for, which is...
1562
01:18:09,266 --> 01:18:11,435
Let's hold it, please. Hold it.
1563
01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:14,404
The answer was "the Internet."
1564
01:18:14,405 --> 01:18:16,507
- Joanna?
- Yeah.
1565
01:18:17,641 --> 01:18:19,435
Stand in front of me. I
want to look at these
1566
01:18:19,448 --> 01:18:20,978
quotes, but I don't
want Joel to know.
1567
01:18:20,979 --> 01:18:23,182
They're all great.
1568
01:18:24,882 --> 01:18:27,984
"It is not only the coolest-looking
computer introduced in years"
1569
01:18:27,985 --> 01:18:29,420
but a chest-thumping statement
1570
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:34,560
"that Silicon Valley's original dream
company is no longer somnambulant."
1571
01:18:36,227 --> 01:18:37,694
It's a word. It means "sleepwalking."
1572
01:18:37,695 --> 01:18:41,332
Steve? I'm sorry. We have to clear
the house if we're gonna start on time.
1573
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:43,300
- We're gonna start on time.
- We're absolutely starting on time.
1574
01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:44,835
Here. Take this.
1575
01:18:44,836 --> 01:18:49,006
Everybody, that's it. They've got to
mop the stage, reset and open the house.
1576
01:18:49,007 --> 01:18:50,540
I love you guys.
1577
01:18:58,783 --> 01:19:00,483
Andy, come on back a minute.
1578
01:19:00,484 --> 01:19:02,787
- Which one?
- Hertzfeld.
1579
01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:13,263
Forbes calls it an
"industry-altering success."
1580
01:19:13,264 --> 01:19:15,466
Look here.
1581
01:19:17,868 --> 01:19:20,068
Why haven't we ever slept together?
1582
01:19:20,069 --> 01:19:21,938
We're not in love. Look.
1583
01:19:24,007 --> 01:19:26,843
- Sculley.
- Look what he said.
1584
01:19:26,844 --> 01:19:29,488
"He has implemented the
same simple strategy
1585
01:19:29,501 --> 01:19:32,215
that made Apple so
successful 15 years ago...
1586
01:19:32,216 --> 01:19:35,453
make hit products and promote
them with terrific marketing."
1587
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:39,022
- It was nice of him.
- It was.
1588
01:19:39,023 --> 01:19:40,523
I meant it.
1589
01:19:40,524 --> 01:19:44,093
Sightings of J.D. Salinger are
more common than John Sculley.
1590
01:19:44,094 --> 01:19:47,765
I wasn't being sarcastic.
It was nice of him.
1591
01:19:48,899 --> 01:19:50,966
- Do you talk to him?
- No.
1592
01:19:50,967 --> 01:19:53,001
You haven't talked to him since '88?
1593
01:19:53,002 --> 01:19:55,537
I'd have told you if I did.
1594
01:19:55,538 --> 01:19:56,973
Doesn't matter.
1595
01:19:56,974 --> 01:19:58,308
I don't want people
thinking they can cross me
1596
01:19:58,309 --> 01:20:02,009
and then, boom, 15 years later,
I'm cool with it.
1597
01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:05,013
I was kidding.
1598
01:20:05,014 --> 01:20:07,550
What's wrong with you this morning?
1599
01:20:08,885 --> 01:20:10,920
Let's get off the stage.
1600
01:20:12,487 --> 01:20:15,590
"The only thing Apple's providing
now is leadership in colors."
1601
01:20:15,591 --> 01:20:17,291
Don't worry about it.
1602
01:20:17,292 --> 01:20:19,393
- What does Bill Gates have against me?
- I don't know.
1603
01:20:19,394 --> 01:20:22,297
You're both out of your
minds. Listen to me.
1604
01:20:22,298 --> 01:20:24,366
He dropped out of a better
school than I dropped out of.
1605
01:20:24,367 --> 01:20:26,235
But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.
1606
01:20:26,236 --> 01:20:28,970
Make everything all right with Lisa.
1607
01:20:28,971 --> 01:20:32,174
You know, Joanna? Boundaries.
1608
01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:35,142
You've come to my apartment
at 1:00 AM and cleaned it.
1609
01:20:35,143 --> 01:20:36,544
So tell me where the boundary is.
1610
01:20:36,545 --> 01:20:38,480
There. Let's say it's there.
1611
01:20:38,481 --> 01:20:41,516
If I give you some real projections,
1612
01:20:41,517 --> 01:20:45,320
will you promise not to
repeat them from the stage?
1613
01:20:45,321 --> 01:20:48,357
What do you mean, "real projections"?
1614
01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:52,326
- What have you been giving me?
- Conservative projections.
1615
01:20:52,327 --> 01:20:53,961
Marketing's been lying to me?
1616
01:20:53,962 --> 01:20:57,633
We've been managing expectations
so that you don't not.
1617
01:20:57,634 --> 01:20:59,969
What are the real projections?
1618
01:21:01,237 --> 01:21:04,106
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
1619
01:21:04,107 --> 01:21:06,040
20,000 a month after that.
1620
01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:07,442
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
1621
01:21:07,443 --> 01:21:09,176
You see? You wait long enough and...
1622
01:21:09,177 --> 01:21:11,579
What's more, 32% of the sales
1623
01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:15,615
are going to go to people buying
a computer for the first time.
1624
01:21:15,616 --> 01:21:20,320
And 12% are going to people using
some kind of Windows machine.
1625
01:21:20,321 --> 01:21:23,057
That's what Bill Gates has against you.
1626
01:21:24,526 --> 01:21:27,896
And it'll be the fastest-selling
computer in history.
1627
01:21:29,263 --> 01:21:31,298
You brought the company
back from life support
1628
01:21:31,299 --> 01:21:34,368
after going through the misery
of laying off 3,000 people
1629
01:21:34,369 --> 01:21:36,604
and cutting 70% of the product line.
1630
01:21:36,605 --> 01:21:40,008
So, Steven, it's over.
1631
01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:44,110
You're gonna win.
1632
01:21:44,111 --> 01:21:47,056
It would be criminal not
to enjoy this moment.
1633
01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,214
I'm enjoying it.
1634
01:21:48,215 --> 01:21:50,250
Make things all right with Lisa.
1635
01:21:50,251 --> 01:21:52,485
- You know...
- Come on.
1636
01:21:52,486 --> 01:21:56,156
I don't like having less
privacy than other people have.
1637
01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:58,822
Does being a multi-billionaire
take some of the sting off that?
1638
01:21:58,835 --> 01:21:59,726
No.
1639
01:21:59,727 --> 01:22:02,963
- All Lisa did...
- All Lisa did was give her blessing.
1640
01:22:02,964 --> 01:22:06,499
- Chrisann sold the house and...
- And Lisa could have done what?
1641
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,102
How was she supposed to stop her
mother from selling her own house?
1642
01:22:09,103 --> 01:22:10,503
That I bought for the two of them.
1643
01:22:10,504 --> 01:22:11,838
How was she supposed to stop her?
1644
01:22:11,839 --> 01:22:15,442
Voicing an objection would have
been a step in the right direction.
1645
01:22:15,443 --> 01:22:18,144
You don't think you're
having a bizarre overreaction
1646
01:22:18,145 --> 01:22:21,648
to a 19-year-old girl allowing
her mother to list her own house?
1647
01:22:21,649 --> 01:22:22,882
She could've tried.
1648
01:22:22,883 --> 01:22:26,586
Was she supposed to stop her
mother, that particular mother...
1649
01:22:26,587 --> 01:22:29,655
She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell
the house and she did it to spite me.
1650
01:22:29,656 --> 01:22:33,693
I don't care if she put a
pipe bomb in the water heater.
1651
01:22:33,694 --> 01:22:36,496
You're going to fix it, now.
1652
01:22:36,497 --> 01:22:39,565
She's been acting weird for
months. She's turned on me.
1653
01:22:39,566 --> 01:22:41,633
- Fix it.
- What the...
1654
01:22:41,634 --> 01:22:43,269
Fix it, Steve.
1655
01:22:43,270 --> 01:22:44,770
- Take it easy.
- Fix it or I quit.
1656
01:22:44,771 --> 01:22:47,007
How about that? I quit,
and you never see me again.
1657
01:22:47,008 --> 01:22:48,943
How about that?
1658
01:22:50,410 --> 01:22:53,380
Tell me what's wrong with you this morning.
1659
01:22:53,381 --> 01:22:56,749
What's been wrong with me for 19 years.
1660
01:22:58,718 --> 01:23:02,689
I've been a witness, and I
tell you, I've been complicit.
1661
01:23:04,191 --> 01:23:08,194
I love you, Steve. You know how much.
1662
01:23:08,195 --> 01:23:13,198
I love that you don't care how much money a
person makes. You care what they make.
1663
01:23:13,199 --> 01:23:17,037
But what you make isn't supposed
to be the best part of you.
1664
01:23:17,038 --> 01:23:19,639
When you're a father,
1665
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,242
that's what's supposed to
be the best part of you.
1666
01:23:22,243 --> 01:23:27,080
And it's caused me two decades of
agony, Steve, that it is for you
1667
01:23:28,748 --> 01:23:31,649
the worst.
1668
01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:37,157
It's a little thing.
It's a very small thing.
1669
01:23:38,323 --> 01:23:40,658
Fix it.
1670
01:23:40,659 --> 01:23:46,064
Fix it now, or you can
contact me at my new job...
1671
01:23:46,065 --> 01:23:49,034
working anywhere I want.
1672
01:23:50,537 --> 01:23:52,805
I don't happen to think it is
a little deal. She knew that...
1673
01:23:52,806 --> 01:23:55,206
- No.
- I bought the house for the two of...
1674
01:23:55,207 --> 01:23:56,574
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?
1675
01:23:56,575 --> 01:24:01,712
I mean no. The house has nothing
to do with why you're angry at Lisa.
1676
01:24:01,713 --> 01:24:04,715
I assure you, the house has everything
to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.
1677
01:24:04,716 --> 01:24:09,388
Have you ever heard the phrase
"reality distortion field"?
1678
01:24:09,389 --> 01:24:13,559
- Yes.
- As in "Steve's reality distortion field"?
1679
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,461
I've heard it. I've read it.
It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.
1680
01:24:16,462 --> 01:24:18,229
What you call a reality distortion field,
1681
01:24:18,230 --> 01:24:20,532
and I'm pretty sure you're
the one who coined the phrase,
1682
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:22,568
- is the reason we're here.
- I know that.
1683
01:24:22,569 --> 01:24:24,870
If I traded in my bank account for a dollar
1684
01:24:24,871 --> 01:24:27,706
every time somebody told me something
was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
1685
01:24:27,707 --> 01:24:29,741
- I know that too.
- What's the problem?
1686
01:24:29,742 --> 01:24:32,743
- My problem? It sure isn't the house.
- Jo, I...
1687
01:24:32,744 --> 01:24:37,215
It's that you told her you
weren't going to pay for Harvard.
1688
01:24:37,216 --> 01:24:39,250
That child.
1689
01:24:39,251 --> 01:24:41,652
That earnest, unironic kid.
1690
01:24:41,653 --> 01:24:43,653
She told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1691
01:24:43,654 --> 01:24:46,323
I should have hit you with
something heavy a long time ago.
1692
01:24:46,324 --> 01:24:48,860
Lisa told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1693
01:24:48,861 --> 01:24:53,130
- Andy told me that.
- Which one?
1694
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:55,198
Hertzfeld.
1695
01:24:55,199 --> 01:24:56,701
How would Hertzfeld know?
1696
01:24:56,702 --> 01:25:00,737
He wrote Harvard a check for
25,000 to cover the semester.
1697
01:25:00,738 --> 01:25:03,674
Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?
1698
01:25:03,675 --> 01:25:06,544
Isn't that why you just asked to see him?
1699
01:25:06,545 --> 01:25:08,146
No, I asked to see him about something...
1700
01:25:08,147 --> 01:25:11,549
Did you tell her you weren't
going to pay for college?
1701
01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:13,550
- Yes, because...
- How could you do that?
1702
01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:16,786
Because her mother, who
is also her landlord...
1703
01:25:16,787 --> 01:25:18,755
Hertzfeld? I was ranting.
1704
01:25:18,756 --> 01:25:21,325
I was just, you know... I was
talking. You think I would...
1705
01:25:21,326 --> 01:25:25,429
I was pissed off because Lisa
was trying to piss me off, Joanna.
1706
01:25:25,430 --> 01:25:26,830
That was her intent. I don't know...
1707
01:25:26,831 --> 01:25:29,399
You obviously scared the hell out of her.
1708
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,971
Hertzfeld wrote a check
to Harvard, pay for...
1709
01:25:34,172 --> 01:25:35,805
- Is she here yet?
- I'm sure she is.
1710
01:25:35,806 --> 01:25:38,175
Can you have someone bring her back?
1711
01:25:38,176 --> 01:25:39,911
Yes.
1712
01:25:41,313 --> 01:25:43,248
Thank you.
1713
01:25:46,652 --> 01:25:48,385
You know,
1714
01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:51,521
my grandmother always used to say to me...
1715
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:53,957
I don't give a shit, Yentl.
1716
01:25:55,559 --> 01:25:57,593
- I'll have someone get Lisa.
- Thank you.
1717
01:25:57,594 --> 01:25:59,862
And if you see Hertzfeld...
1718
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:01,798
It's Andy.
1719
01:26:01,799 --> 01:26:04,935
Speak of the devil's chief engineer.
1720
01:26:04,936 --> 01:26:06,203
Go.
1721
01:26:06,204 --> 01:26:08,238
Come on in.
1722
01:26:10,241 --> 01:26:12,209
You look great today.
1723
01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:13,677
- Thank you.
- Doesn't she?
1724
01:26:13,678 --> 01:26:17,314
She looks fantastic. Always does. Get out.
1725
01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:21,817
- Well, I think I know why I'm here.
- Do you?
1726
01:26:21,818 --> 01:26:22,552
Steve...
1727
01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:25,422
- Did you send the check yet?
- Yes.
1728
01:26:25,423 --> 01:26:28,657
So Harvard got a tuition check
from Andy Hertzfeld to pay for Lisa?
1729
01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:30,694
I don't think they look that carefully.
1730
01:26:30,695 --> 01:26:33,597
I don't think they'd notice
the check didn't come from you.
1731
01:26:33,598 --> 01:26:36,499
Close one. This was
almost embarrassing for me.
1732
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:38,435
I understand how...
1733
01:26:38,436 --> 01:26:40,003
I'll wire you the money today.
1734
01:26:40,004 --> 01:26:43,572
I-I understand how you feel.
And I do apologize. I do.
1735
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,842
But let me tell you my thinking.
1736
01:26:45,843 --> 01:26:48,511
I can't even think of an appropriate
analogy to describe what you did.
1737
01:26:48,512 --> 01:26:51,013
I knew you guys would
fix things. You always do.
1738
01:26:51,014 --> 01:26:54,817
But in the meantime, if the money wasn't
there, she'd miss a semester of school.
1739
01:26:54,818 --> 01:26:58,553
- Yeah.
- And she'd have to tell her friends why.
1740
01:26:58,554 --> 01:27:01,022
And she needed things. She needed socks.
1741
01:27:01,023 --> 01:27:02,071
What?
1742
01:27:02,084 --> 01:27:05,261
It's cold in Cambridge.
She needed warm socks.
1743
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:10,031
- You gave her socks?
- Well, I gave her money for socks.
1744
01:27:10,032 --> 01:27:13,334
You don't get to deputize
yourself as her interim.
1745
01:27:13,335 --> 01:27:15,770
You don't get to override my
decisions. Do you understand?
1746
01:27:15,771 --> 01:27:17,940
You don't get to act
like you're her father.
1747
01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:20,508
Somebody had to.
1748
01:27:20,509 --> 01:27:22,610
What the fuck did you just say to me?
1749
01:27:22,611 --> 01:27:26,481
I've known her since she was six.
1750
01:27:26,482 --> 01:27:28,684
I also consider...
1751
01:27:28,685 --> 01:27:33,955
Chrisann's my friend, outside of what
you and I... outside of our relationship.
1752
01:27:33,956 --> 01:27:36,725
- So you're like a family adviser.
- I'm a family friend.
1753
01:27:36,726 --> 01:27:39,427
Then you probably know that
Lisa's been seeing a therapist.
1754
01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:40,995
- Yeah.
- For many years.
1755
01:27:40,996 --> 01:27:43,299
- Yeah.
- Without my knowledge.
1756
01:27:44,734 --> 01:27:46,601
That really wasn't my business.
1757
01:27:46,602 --> 01:27:49,904
I'm fascinated by what
you think is and isn't your business.
1758
01:27:49,905 --> 01:27:54,043
Lisa's been going to a
therapist and she likes it
1759
01:27:54,044 --> 01:27:57,680
and would love for you and
Chrisann to go with her.
1760
01:27:57,681 --> 01:28:00,174
And the reason you know
that is because you're
1761
01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:02,318
the one that recommended
the therapist.
1762
01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:04,386
Well, I know a guy.
1763
01:28:04,387 --> 01:28:08,290
No, I mean you're the one who
recommended that she see a therapist.
1764
01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:13,860
You know what? It was a while ago,
and I don't remember how the whole...
1765
01:28:13,861 --> 01:28:16,930
You told Chrisann that
Lisa should see a therapist.
1766
01:28:16,931 --> 01:28:20,068
Steve, you're stigmatizing.
It's a perfectly norm...
1767
01:28:20,069 --> 01:28:22,436
It's not...
1768
01:28:22,437 --> 01:28:24,505
My thing was, how can it hurt?
1769
01:28:24,506 --> 01:28:26,475
Let's find out.
1770
01:28:27,543 --> 01:28:28,975
Chrisann is my friend.
1771
01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:32,346
- What was the reason you gave?
- You mean...
1772
01:28:32,347 --> 01:28:36,484
What was the reason you gave Chrisann
why Lisa should see a therapist?
1773
01:28:36,485 --> 01:28:38,618
I don't remember. We
were talking and I said...
1774
01:28:38,619 --> 01:28:41,990
It's pretty much what I just said,
that it certainly couldn't hurt.
1775
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:46,995
You didn't say that Lisa
needed a strong male role model?
1776
01:28:53,936 --> 01:28:55,504
I did.
1777
01:29:02,077 --> 01:29:07,483
I think it's a miracle she's not robbing
banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.
1778
01:29:10,119 --> 01:29:15,155
There's no reason in the
world why she should be nice.
1779
01:29:15,156 --> 01:29:17,358
But she is.
1780
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:24,464
So I helped, because somebody had to.
1781
01:29:30,104 --> 01:29:33,041
I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.
1782
01:29:44,786 --> 01:29:47,953
You threatened me a long time ago.
1783
01:29:47,954 --> 01:29:49,623
Sorry?
1784
01:29:51,658 --> 01:29:54,760
A long time ago... You threatened me once.
1785
01:29:54,761 --> 01:29:56,830
People are attracted to people with talent.
1786
01:29:56,831 --> 01:29:59,032
People without it find that threatening.
1787
01:29:59,033 --> 01:30:01,100
Maybe you should see a therapist.
1788
01:30:01,101 --> 01:30:03,702
Certainly couldn't hurt.
1789
01:30:03,703 --> 01:30:06,039
I meant you literally threatened me.
1790
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,575
At Flint, right before the Mac launch.
1791
01:30:08,576 --> 01:30:10,876
I was recompiling. I was
trying to debug the voice demo.
1792
01:30:10,877 --> 01:30:15,215
You said if I couldn't find a solution,
you'd call me out in front of the audience.
1793
01:30:15,216 --> 01:30:17,684
- Did it say "hello"?
- It did.
1794
01:30:17,685 --> 01:30:21,086
No need to thank me.
1795
01:30:21,087 --> 01:30:24,890
Why do you want people to dislike you?
1796
01:30:24,891 --> 01:30:28,059
I don't want people to dislike me.
1797
01:30:28,060 --> 01:30:31,164
I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
1798
01:30:32,732 --> 01:30:35,669
Since it doesn't matter, I always have.
1799
01:30:37,002 --> 01:30:38,906
Really?
1800
01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:44,478
I've always liked you
a lot. That's too bad.
1801
01:30:46,645 --> 01:30:49,515
- Knock 'em dead.
- Thank you.
1802
01:31:11,203 --> 01:31:15,974
What is remarkable, what's
hard to fathom but true,
1803
01:31:15,975 --> 01:31:22,316
is that for a given clock rate, a PowerPC
chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.
1804
01:31:35,193 --> 01:31:37,362
In other words,
1805
01:31:38,563 --> 01:31:41,098
a 266 megahertz G3 chip
1806
01:31:41,099 --> 01:31:46,638
is twice as fast as a
266 megahertz Pentium II.
1807
01:31:49,674 --> 01:31:53,945
Or... a 266 G3
1808
01:31:53,946 --> 01:31:58,048
is equal to about 500 megahertz.
1809
01:31:58,049 --> 01:32:01,151
Do you know
what a coincidence is, Lisa?
1810
01:32:01,152 --> 01:32:03,820
Take a look at Byte
magazine's Byte Marks,
1811
01:32:03,821 --> 01:32:06,491
the gold standard for any...
1812
01:32:11,030 --> 01:32:14,467
Come in.
1813
01:32:17,303 --> 01:32:20,003
I sent someone into the lobby.
1814
01:32:20,004 --> 01:32:21,838
- They found her, and she...
- Where is she?
1815
01:32:21,839 --> 01:32:24,708
She said she'd rather not come back.
1816
01:32:24,709 --> 01:32:27,078
- Why?
- That was it.
1817
01:32:27,079 --> 01:32:30,080
- I'm going out there myself.
- You can't. You can't.
1818
01:32:30,081 --> 01:32:31,848
It'll be a scene out of
Hard Day's Night.
1819
01:32:34,719 --> 01:32:37,088
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Joel.
1820
01:32:37,089 --> 01:32:38,923
Andy said it was okay to come back.
1821
01:32:38,924 --> 01:32:41,560
- Which one?
- Andy Cunningham.
1822
01:32:42,660 --> 01:32:45,628
I can't do this forever. I need
one of them to change their name.
1823
01:32:45,629 --> 01:32:47,730
You call Andy Cunningham "Andrea."
1824
01:32:47,731 --> 01:32:49,131
It doesn't matter what I call them.
1825
01:32:49,132 --> 01:32:50,867
I know who I'm talking
about when I'm talking.
1826
01:32:50,868 --> 01:32:52,735
I need everyone else to
call them different names.
1827
01:32:52,736 --> 01:32:54,772
Give me one second.
1828
01:32:59,043 --> 01:33:01,612
Can you go get her for me, please?
1829
01:33:01,613 --> 01:33:03,279
I just talked to Andy.
1830
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,047
Hertzfeld.
1831
01:33:05,048 --> 01:33:08,284
I'm just trying to scrub this
out of my brain with Drano.
1832
01:33:08,285 --> 01:33:10,686
But I do want to talk to Lisa.
1833
01:33:10,687 --> 01:33:13,222
Okay. Just...
1834
01:33:13,223 --> 01:33:15,526
- Stay cool.
- Okay.
1835
01:33:17,829 --> 01:33:19,564
Thank you.
1836
01:33:27,105 --> 01:33:28,839
Hey, Steve.
1837
01:33:41,284 --> 01:33:44,654
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good, Joel. How about you?
1838
01:33:44,655 --> 01:33:47,323
I don't think I could be in your
business. It changes too quickly.
1839
01:33:47,324 --> 01:33:50,661
Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours is about
to start changing pretty quickly too.
1840
01:33:50,662 --> 01:33:53,829
This is the third time in 14
years I'm writing about you.
1841
01:33:53,830 --> 01:33:57,233
What do you think so far?
1842
01:33:57,234 --> 01:34:01,002
Excuse me. Avie's looking
for you. He has a new shark.
1843
01:34:01,003 --> 01:34:03,474
- You wanna come backstage for a second?
- Sure.
1844
01:34:06,776 --> 01:34:09,979
- Who's this one?
- Alan Turing.
1845
01:34:09,980 --> 01:34:13,715
Single-handedly won World War II and,
for an encore, invented the computer.
1846
01:34:13,716 --> 01:34:15,917
- He won't be part of the campaign though.
- Why not?
1847
01:34:15,918 --> 01:34:18,354
'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.
1848
01:34:19,689 --> 01:34:21,657
Can I see new shark?
1849
01:34:24,194 --> 01:34:26,362
I like it better than the old shark.
1850
01:34:26,363 --> 01:34:27,997
- Sharks.
- Sharks.
1851
01:34:27,998 --> 01:34:29,898
- How many sharks did you go through?
- A couple.
1852
01:34:29,899 --> 01:34:33,702
- This is the 39th.
- We're on the record.
1853
01:34:33,703 --> 01:34:36,372
- Thirty-nine sharks.
- Okay.
1854
01:34:36,373 --> 01:34:38,440
- You know what's special about this shark?
- What?
1855
01:34:38,441 --> 01:34:43,112
No, I'm really asking, because it looks
exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.
1856
01:34:43,113 --> 01:34:45,113
Let me see it with
the cue, from the profile.
1857
01:34:45,114 --> 01:34:46,982
This is cue 92-B.
1858
01:34:46,983 --> 01:34:51,187
This is a profile here, and this
is what it looks like from the back.
1859
01:34:51,188 --> 01:34:55,991
And one more thing. It eats
Pentium notebooks as a light snack.
1860
01:34:55,992 --> 01:34:59,060
This is the shark.
1861
01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:01,330
I really like it.
1862
01:35:01,331 --> 01:35:03,131
Nobody gets it right the first time,
1863
01:35:03,132 --> 01:35:05,733
but I should have been shown
this shark 15, 20 fish ago.
1864
01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,434
- You probably were.
- Lock it in.
1865
01:35:07,435 --> 01:35:09,269
Ten minutes.
1866
01:35:09,270 --> 01:35:13,774
He killed himself by taking a bite
of a poison apple... Alan Turing.
1867
01:35:13,775 --> 01:35:14,909
Yeah.
1868
01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:17,512
There should be statues of that man.
1869
01:35:17,513 --> 01:35:19,880
His name should be on the
lips of schoolchildren.
1870
01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:23,451
The rainbow flag apple with a bite
taken out... That's where it came from?
1871
01:35:23,452 --> 01:35:26,321
No, we picked it off a list
of friendly-sounding words.
1872
01:35:26,322 --> 01:35:29,290
But wouldn't it be great if that
had been the story behind it?
1873
01:35:29,291 --> 01:35:32,893
Steve. Kinda liked the last shark.
1874
01:35:32,894 --> 01:35:34,829
Fuck you.
1875
01:35:34,830 --> 01:35:36,430
I wanted to ask you a favor.
1876
01:35:36,431 --> 01:35:37,631
My friend, a long time ago,
1877
01:35:37,632 --> 01:35:40,401
you asked me a favor before a
product launch, and I said no.
1878
01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:42,836
- You wanted me to acknowledge...
- Hang on.
1879
01:35:42,837 --> 01:35:47,107
If you're about to say you were wrong,
I want to prepare this journalist.
1880
01:35:47,108 --> 01:35:51,446
I was 100% right, and you
were spectacularly wrong.
1881
01:35:51,447 --> 01:35:53,947
But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
1882
01:35:53,948 --> 01:35:55,515
Steve...
1883
01:35:55,516 --> 01:35:58,248
It can't be acknowledging
the Apple II team.
1884
01:35:58,261 --> 01:36:00,187
Acknowledge the Apple II team.
1885
01:36:00,188 --> 01:36:01,990
- How about in private?
- No.
1886
01:36:01,991 --> 01:36:03,424
- Is this a prank?
- No.
1887
01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:05,559
I'm trying to remember that
a 300 megahertz G3 chip...
1888
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:07,830
Just the top guys.
1889
01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:11,900
Steve.
1890
01:36:14,936 --> 01:36:16,503
- Excuse me, okay?
- Yep.
1891
01:36:16,504 --> 01:36:19,005
One second.
1892
01:36:21,509 --> 01:36:25,913
- She said she'd rather not.
- What do you mean?
1893
01:36:25,914 --> 01:36:29,249
She's sitting with her friends, and
she said she'd rather not come back.
1894
01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:31,250
Okay. Tell her... Take her aside.
1895
01:36:31,251 --> 01:36:33,253
I don't want to embarrass
her in front of her friends.
1896
01:36:33,254 --> 01:36:35,489
But tell her I just scared
the shit out of Andy,
1897
01:36:35,490 --> 01:36:38,026
and this time, nobody's
paying her fucking...
1898
01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:41,361
All right. Don't say that.
1899
01:36:41,362 --> 01:36:43,963
But do your thing where
you sound old and wise
1900
01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:47,234
because of the broad, tragic
European canvas of your life.
1901
01:36:47,235 --> 01:36:50,102
You know I wasn't born in a
19th-century shtetl, right?
1902
01:36:50,103 --> 01:36:52,271
Please tell her it's important.
1903
01:36:52,272 --> 01:36:54,842
- Everything all right?
- Yeah.
1904
01:36:54,843 --> 01:36:56,442
- There are people around here, man...
- I know.
1905
01:36:56,443 --> 01:37:00,379
- Including a member of the press.
- I see him.
1906
01:37:00,380 --> 01:37:01,481
Woz.
1907
01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:04,753
Just the top guys, the ones
who are getting laid off.
1908
01:37:05,954 --> 01:37:08,222
Listen, okay?
1909
01:37:08,223 --> 01:37:13,160
Last year, Apple lost one billion dollars.
1910
01:37:13,161 --> 01:37:15,128
I don't even know how that's possible.
1911
01:37:15,129 --> 01:37:17,597
You were less than 90
days from being insolvent.
1912
01:37:17,598 --> 01:37:20,400
I had three different accountants
try to explain it to me.
1913
01:37:20,401 --> 01:37:23,401
The whole place has to be streamlined.
1914
01:37:23,402 --> 01:37:26,004
- Start with two of the accountants.
- I started with the...
1915
01:37:26,005 --> 01:37:28,125
Joel, could you come offstage?
We're gonna go backstage.
1916
01:37:28,138 --> 01:37:29,041
Leave him right there.
1917
01:37:29,042 --> 01:37:33,412
I started with the Apple II team
because we don't make that anymore.
1918
01:37:33,413 --> 01:37:37,149
- Just acknowledge the top guys.
- Have a mimosa and relax.
1919
01:37:37,150 --> 01:37:39,651
You will not blow me off right now, Steve.
1920
01:37:39,652 --> 01:37:42,421
- The top guys deserve...
- There are no top guys.
1921
01:37:42,422 --> 01:37:45,024
All right? On the Apple II
team, there are no top guys.
1922
01:37:45,025 --> 01:37:48,461
They're "B" players, and "B"
players discourage the "A" players.
1923
01:37:48,462 --> 01:37:50,428
I want "A" players at Apple and not Dell.
1924
01:37:50,429 --> 01:37:53,164
They're not "B" players, and
I'm a better judge of that.
1925
01:37:53,165 --> 01:37:55,635
Less than 90 days from insolvency,
1926
01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:59,404
in part because somebody thought
the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.
1927
01:37:59,405 --> 01:38:01,039
- Joel, could you come offstage, please?
- Leave him.
1928
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,475
I'm talking about...
1929
01:38:02,476 --> 01:38:05,077
You guys designed and shipped a
little box of garbage while I was gone.
1930
01:38:05,078 --> 01:38:06,544
I'm talking about the Apple II,
1931
01:38:06,545 --> 01:38:09,347
which is not just a crucial
part of this company's history,
1932
01:38:09,348 --> 01:38:11,918
it is a crucial part of the
history of personal computing.
1933
01:38:11,919 --> 01:38:13,586
For a time.
1934
01:38:13,587 --> 01:38:16,187
The least you can do, if you're
going to downsize these people...
1935
01:38:16,188 --> 01:38:18,990
They're gonna live in the biggest houses
of anyone on the unemployment line.
1936
01:38:18,991 --> 01:38:23,296
Is to acknowledge them. Acknowledge
them and the Apple II during this launch.
1937
01:38:23,297 --> 01:38:24,864
This is a new animal.
1938
01:38:24,865 --> 01:38:29,001
This whole place was built by the Apple
II. You were built by the Apple II.
1939
01:38:29,002 --> 01:38:32,070
As a matter of fact, I was destroyed
by the Apple II and its open system
1940
01:38:32,071 --> 01:38:33,939
so that hackers and hobbyists
1941
01:38:33,940 --> 01:38:37,408
could build ham radios or something.
1942
01:38:37,409 --> 01:38:39,210
And then it nearly destroyed Apple
1943
01:38:39,211 --> 01:38:41,246
when you spent all your money on it
1944
01:38:41,247 --> 01:38:44,515
and developed a grand
total of no new products.
1945
01:38:44,516 --> 01:38:46,484
- The Newton.
- The little box of garbage.
1946
01:38:46,485 --> 01:38:50,590
You guys came up with the Newton.
You want people to know that?
1947
01:38:52,490 --> 01:38:55,961
This is a product launch, not a luncheon.
1948
01:38:55,962 --> 01:38:58,063
The last thing I want to
do is connect the iMac to...
1949
01:38:58,064 --> 01:39:01,032
To the only successful
product that this company has ever made.
1950
01:39:01,033 --> 01:39:04,469
I'm sorry to be blunt, but
that happens to be the truth.
1951
01:39:04,470 --> 01:39:08,439
The Lisa was a failure.
The Macintosh was a failure.
1952
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:10,507
I don't like talking like this,
1953
01:39:10,508 --> 01:39:15,246
but I am tired of being
Ringo when I know I was John.
1954
01:39:15,247 --> 01:39:16,648
Everybody loves Ringo.
1955
01:39:16,649 --> 01:39:19,718
And I'm tired of being patronized by you.
1956
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,154
You think John became John
by winning a raffle, Woz?
1957
01:39:24,155 --> 01:39:25,523
You think he tricked somebody
1958
01:39:25,524 --> 01:39:28,126
or hit George Harrison over the head?
1959
01:39:28,127 --> 01:39:30,060
He was John because he was John.
1960
01:39:30,061 --> 01:39:34,399
He was John 'cause he wrote "Ticket
to Ride." And I wrote the Apple II.
1961
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,997
Everybody? I want to
clear the auditorium.
1962
01:39:37,010 --> 01:39:37,937
Nobody moves.
1963
01:39:40,271 --> 01:39:42,107
You made a beautiful board,
1964
01:39:42,108 --> 01:39:44,241
which, by the way, you were
willing to give out for free,
1965
01:39:44,242 --> 01:39:46,309
so don't tell me how you built Apple.
1966
01:39:46,310 --> 01:39:48,711
If it weren't for me, you'd be the
easiest "A" at Homestead High School.
1967
01:39:48,712 --> 01:39:53,017
These people live and die by your
praise, so here's your chance.
1968
01:39:53,018 --> 01:39:58,055
Acknowledge that something good happened
that you weren't in the room for.
1969
01:40:01,192 --> 01:40:03,426
- No.
- Steve.
1970
01:40:03,427 --> 01:40:07,998
Do it. It's right. It's...
1971
01:40:09,634 --> 01:40:11,167
It's right.
1972
01:40:11,168 --> 01:40:13,303
Sorry, but no.
1973
01:40:13,304 --> 01:40:16,706
Then let me put it another way.
1974
01:40:16,707 --> 01:40:19,609
I don't think there's a man
who's done more to advance
1975
01:40:19,610 --> 01:40:23,147
the democratization that comes
with personal computing than I have,
1976
01:40:23,148 --> 01:40:24,715
but you've never had any respect for me.
1977
01:40:24,716 --> 01:40:26,818
Now why is that?
1978
01:40:28,086 --> 01:40:29,452
I'd at least consider the possibility
1979
01:40:29,453 --> 01:40:31,487
that it's because you've
never had any for me.
1980
01:40:33,792 --> 01:40:35,526
What the hell is going on here?
1981
01:40:35,527 --> 01:40:38,997
Nothing. Thank you for your time.
1982
01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:45,602
It's done. She's coming back.
1983
01:40:45,603 --> 01:40:48,172
You came a half-inch from putting
this company out of business.
1984
01:40:49,741 --> 01:40:51,976
Now who do I see about that?
1985
01:40:53,109 --> 01:40:55,311
I'm letting you keep your job.
1986
01:40:55,312 --> 01:40:57,715
You get a pass.
1987
01:41:00,216 --> 01:41:01,616
You know, when people used to ask me
1988
01:41:01,617 --> 01:41:04,187
what the difference was
between me and Steve Jobs,
1989
01:41:04,188 --> 01:41:07,290
I would say Steve was the big-picture guy
1990
01:41:07,291 --> 01:41:09,224
and I liked a solid workbench.
1991
01:41:09,225 --> 01:41:11,227
When people ask me what
the difference is now,
1992
01:41:11,228 --> 01:41:13,663
I say "Steve's an asshole."
1993
01:41:13,664 --> 01:41:16,465
Your products are better
than you are, brother.
1994
01:41:16,466 --> 01:41:19,434
That's the idea, brother.
1995
01:41:19,435 --> 01:41:23,272
And knowing that, that's the difference.
1996
01:41:23,273 --> 01:41:26,275
It's not binary.
1997
01:41:26,276 --> 01:41:29,847
You can be decent and
gifted at the same time.
1998
01:41:51,535 --> 01:41:53,669
He didn't mean it.
1999
01:41:53,670 --> 01:41:55,773
Yeah, he did.
2000
01:41:58,242 --> 01:42:00,210
He's a temperamental guy.
2001
01:42:01,411 --> 01:42:03,112
No, he's not.
2002
01:42:06,682 --> 01:42:10,317
It's like five
minutes before every launch,
2003
01:42:10,318 --> 01:42:14,489
everyone goes to a bar, gets drunk
and tells me what they really think.
2004
01:42:14,490 --> 01:42:17,226
She's coming to your dressing room.
2005
01:42:27,837 --> 01:42:30,238
I told you to make
things all right with Lisa.
2006
01:42:30,239 --> 01:42:33,542
I didn't say you had to settle
every blood feud you have.
2007
01:42:33,543 --> 01:42:37,579
Last time blood feuds weren't
settled, I lost the cover of Time.
2008
01:42:37,580 --> 01:42:39,420
Though for the life of
me, I still don't know
2009
01:42:39,433 --> 01:42:41,283
what the hell Dan Kottke
was mad at me about.
2010
01:42:41,284 --> 01:42:43,106
Kottke didn't lose
you the cover of Time.
2011
01:42:43,119 --> 01:42:43,951
Of course he did.
2012
01:42:43,952 --> 01:42:46,588
Would you like me to demonstrate
your capacity to be wrong
2013
01:42:46,589 --> 01:42:48,190
when you're certain you're right?
2014
01:42:48,191 --> 01:42:50,659
Dan Kottke told Time
magazine that I was denying...
2015
01:42:50,660 --> 01:42:52,427
Do you remember the cover?
2016
01:42:52,428 --> 01:42:53,962
- Of Time?
- Yes.
2017
01:42:53,963 --> 01:42:55,730
- Yes.
- What was it?
2018
01:42:55,731 --> 01:42:57,798
- What are you talking about?
- What was on the cover?
2019
01:42:57,799 --> 01:42:59,400
- A computer.
- No.
2020
01:42:59,401 --> 01:43:01,802
It was a sculpture of a computer.
2021
01:43:01,803 --> 01:43:04,373
It was a sculpture.
2022
01:43:05,508 --> 01:43:08,677
Time would have had to have
commissioned it months in advance.
2023
01:43:08,678 --> 01:43:10,878
You were never in the
conversation for Man of the Year.
2024
01:43:10,879 --> 01:43:12,579
Nobody lost you anything.
2025
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:14,448
Picture
of me and the Mac.
2026
01:43:14,449 --> 01:43:17,484
So what else are you sure about?
2027
01:43:17,485 --> 01:43:20,386
I don't know how I could've missed that.
2028
01:43:20,387 --> 01:43:22,422
- Reality distortion.
- No, seriously.
2029
01:43:22,423 --> 01:43:23,623
Seriously.
2030
01:43:23,624 --> 01:43:26,426
Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.
2031
01:43:26,427 --> 01:43:29,563
Just say you were wrong.
2032
01:43:29,564 --> 01:43:31,667
Come on in, honey.
2033
01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:35,235
- It's not "honey."
- John.
2034
01:43:35,236 --> 01:43:37,438
Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
2035
01:43:37,439 --> 01:43:38,872
I was taken in a side entrance.
2036
01:43:38,873 --> 01:43:40,774
I'll go out the same
way. No one will see me.
2037
01:43:40,775 --> 01:43:43,377
- How are you, Joanna?
- I'm good, John.
2038
01:43:43,378 --> 01:43:45,913
I'm just surprised to see you.
2039
01:43:45,914 --> 01:43:48,515
Everyone here really appreciates
the quote you gave to Forbes.
2040
01:43:48,516 --> 01:43:51,318
- You didn't have to do that.
- My pleasure.
2041
01:43:51,319 --> 01:43:54,355
If you want, I can slip you in
the back once the house lights go out.
2042
01:43:54,356 --> 01:43:57,359
- I'm just here to say "good luck."
- Okay.
2043
01:43:58,726 --> 01:44:00,728
You just have a couple of minutes.
2044
01:44:00,729 --> 01:44:03,065
- Would you try to find...
- Yeah.
2045
01:44:07,268 --> 01:44:09,370
You're a good man, John.
2046
01:44:21,715 --> 01:44:24,850
So I brought you a present.
2047
01:44:24,851 --> 01:44:26,519
A Newton.
2048
01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:29,510
Don't take it out of the
box, you'll be able
2049
01:44:29,523 --> 01:44:32,324
to sell it, which is
more than I can say.
2050
01:44:32,325 --> 01:44:34,294
Everything all right there?
2051
01:44:34,295 --> 01:44:36,562
Uh, no...
2052
01:44:36,563 --> 01:44:39,564
Just something Joanna pointed out to me.
2053
01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:42,835
I missed something so obvious about...
2054
01:44:42,836 --> 01:44:44,438
Doesn't matter.
2055
01:44:46,439 --> 01:44:49,908
Look, Wall Street's gonna sit back
and wait to see how you do as CEO,
2056
01:44:49,909 --> 01:44:52,778
so don't let any fluctuation
bother you for the first 12 months.
2057
01:44:52,779 --> 01:44:55,282
Day traders are gonna respond.
2058
01:44:56,316 --> 01:44:58,219
I don't need to school you.
2059
01:44:59,453 --> 01:45:01,653
This your way of telling me I
shouldn't have killed the Newton?
2060
01:45:01,654 --> 01:45:06,091
The most efficient animal
on the planet is the condor.
2061
01:45:06,092 --> 01:45:08,894
The most inefficient animals
on the planet are humans.
2062
01:45:08,895 --> 01:45:11,663
Well, you shouldn't
have killed it for spite.
2063
01:45:11,664 --> 01:45:15,100
That's bad business. Don't do that.
2064
01:45:15,101 --> 01:45:20,473
But a human with a bicycle
becomes the most efficient animal.
2065
01:45:20,474 --> 01:45:22,608
And the right computer...
2066
01:45:22,609 --> 01:45:25,411
a friendly, easy computer
that isn't an eyesore
2067
01:45:25,412 --> 01:45:29,881
but rather sits on your desk with
the beauty of a Tensor lamp...
2068
01:45:29,882 --> 01:45:34,885
The right computer will
be a bicycle for the mind.
2069
01:45:34,886 --> 01:45:37,488
Do you like it?
2070
01:45:37,489 --> 01:45:39,890
I was giving back.
2071
01:45:39,891 --> 01:45:44,028
And what if instead of it
being in the right hands,
2072
01:45:44,029 --> 01:45:46,098
it was in everyone's hands?
2073
01:45:46,099 --> 01:45:48,201
Everyone in the world.
2074
01:45:49,702 --> 01:45:52,771
We'd be talking about the most
tectonic shift in the status quo since...
2075
01:45:52,772 --> 01:45:54,173
Ever.
2076
01:45:54,174 --> 01:45:57,375
I don't know why you've always been
interested in my adoption history,
2077
01:45:57,376 --> 01:46:01,412
but you said it's not like someone
looked at me and gave me back.
2078
01:46:01,413 --> 01:46:02,848
But that is what happened.
2079
01:46:02,849 --> 01:46:05,385
And you're telling me you
have the right computer.
2080
01:46:06,486 --> 01:46:08,786
It's called Macintosh.
2081
01:46:08,787 --> 01:46:11,522
A lawyer couple adopted me first,
2082
01:46:11,523 --> 01:46:14,025
then gave me back after a month.
2083
01:46:14,026 --> 01:46:16,196
They changed their mind.
2084
01:46:17,796 --> 01:46:20,499
Then my parents adopted me.
2085
01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:23,067
My biological mother had
stipulated that whoever took me
2086
01:46:23,068 --> 01:46:26,604
had to be college-educated,
wealthy and Catholic.
2087
01:46:26,605 --> 01:46:29,140
Paul and Clara Jobs were
none of those things,
2088
01:46:29,141 --> 01:46:33,577
so my biological mother wouldn't
sign the adoption papers.
2089
01:46:33,578 --> 01:46:34,879
What happened?
2090
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:38,416
There was a legal battle
that went on for a while.
2091
01:46:38,417 --> 01:46:41,685
My mother said she refused
to love me for the first year.
2092
01:46:41,686 --> 01:46:43,620
You know, in case they had to give me back.
2093
01:46:43,621 --> 01:46:46,624
You can't refuse to love someone, Steve.
2094
01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:49,493
Yeah, it turns out you can.
2095
01:46:49,494 --> 01:46:53,630
What the hell can a one-month-old do
that's so bad his parents give him back?
2096
01:46:53,631 --> 01:46:56,566
Nothing. There's nothing
a one-month-old can do...
2097
01:46:56,567 --> 01:46:59,837
Have you ever thought about trying
to find your biological father?
2098
01:46:59,838 --> 01:47:01,539
I've met my biological father.
2099
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:03,408
For that matter, so have you.
2100
01:47:06,044 --> 01:47:07,878
It's called Macintosh.
2101
01:47:07,879 --> 01:47:10,548
- Mr. Steve Jobs.
- Jandali.
2102
01:47:10,549 --> 01:47:12,016
Say hello to John Sculley.
2103
01:47:12,017 --> 01:47:15,585
Jandali owns the place,
and John's the CEO of Pepsi,
2104
01:47:15,586 --> 01:47:19,190
but I'm trying to get him to move to
Cupertino, put a dent in the universe.
2105
01:47:19,191 --> 01:47:20,990
You eat vegan as well?
2106
01:47:20,991 --> 01:47:22,593
You're kidding me.
2107
01:47:22,594 --> 01:47:24,195
No, I'll eat anything.
2108
01:47:24,196 --> 01:47:26,404
Why don't you start off
with the Mediterranean
2109
01:47:26,417 --> 01:47:28,164
lettuce salad with
purslane, mint...
2110
01:47:28,165 --> 01:47:32,069
My sister found him.
2111
01:47:32,070 --> 01:47:34,472
- Does he know?
- No. In fact, he bragged to Mona
2112
01:47:34,473 --> 01:47:36,807
that Steve Jobs comes in
the restaurant all the time.
2113
01:47:36,808 --> 01:47:39,743
- You don't want to...
- No.
2114
01:47:39,744 --> 01:47:42,648
Don't you think
you should talk to him?
2115
01:47:44,014 --> 01:47:47,017
He'd probably find a reason to sue me.
2116
01:47:47,018 --> 01:47:49,520
Oh, Steve...
2117
01:47:49,521 --> 01:47:52,622
John, if you're here about your legacy,
2118
01:47:52,623 --> 01:47:54,257
you need to form a line behind Wozniak.
2119
01:47:54,258 --> 01:47:56,525
Wozniak's gonna be fine.
2120
01:47:56,526 --> 01:47:59,729
I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.
2121
01:47:59,730 --> 01:48:02,865
Rich, college-educated and Catholic.
2122
01:48:02,866 --> 01:48:07,137
Steve? It's time.
2123
01:48:10,007 --> 01:48:13,377
I've gotta go.
2124
01:48:15,579 --> 01:48:19,183
Did I do this? Screw it up?
2125
01:48:22,052 --> 01:48:24,188
Let's let it go now.
2126
01:48:25,655 --> 01:48:27,557
Has to be time.
2127
01:48:32,029 --> 01:48:34,565
Come be our CEO.
2128
01:48:35,798 --> 01:48:37,701
Yeah. Okay.
2129
01:48:46,142 --> 01:48:49,678
It was the stylus, John.
2130
01:48:49,679 --> 01:48:50,685
What?
2131
01:48:50,698 --> 01:48:53,749
I killed the Newton
because of the stylus.
2132
01:48:53,750 --> 01:48:55,700
If you're holding a
stylus, you can't use the
2133
01:48:55,713 --> 01:48:57,588
other five that are
attached to your wrist.
2134
01:49:01,090 --> 01:49:03,293
Things we could have done together.
2135
01:49:08,631 --> 01:49:11,200
God, the things we could've done.
2136
01:49:27,583 --> 01:49:29,050
I'm paying your tuition.
2137
01:49:29,051 --> 01:49:31,252
Are you crazy? Of course
I'm paying your tuition.
2138
01:49:31,253 --> 01:49:34,790
I must have misunderstood you when
you said you weren't paying my tuition.
2139
01:49:34,791 --> 01:49:37,259
You and your mom selling the
house was a hostile thing to do.
2140
01:49:37,260 --> 01:49:39,060
She needed the money.
2141
01:49:39,061 --> 01:49:40,862
She always needs the money.
2142
01:49:40,863 --> 01:49:44,933
She needs a doctor. She
has a sinus infection.
2143
01:49:44,934 --> 01:49:48,804
She's had the same sinus
infection since 1988.
2144
01:49:48,805 --> 01:49:52,006
I'm gonna take care of my mother.
I'm sorry if that angers you.
2145
01:49:52,007 --> 01:49:53,875
It does anger me, because you're a kid
2146
01:49:53,876 --> 01:49:56,211
and it's not your job to
take care of your mother.
2147
01:49:56,212 --> 01:49:58,246
Is that how yours died?
2148
01:49:58,247 --> 01:50:02,283
Guys, step away, please,
and give them some room.
2149
01:50:02,284 --> 01:50:05,287
When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,
2150
01:50:05,288 --> 01:50:06,622
you can take care of her.
2151
01:50:06,623 --> 01:50:12,125
But right now, she's 45, perfectly
healthy and can't feed herself.
2152
01:50:12,126 --> 01:50:15,329
You're supposed to work hard at
school and be 19, and that's it.
2153
01:50:15,330 --> 01:50:18,299
- I'll take care of your mother.
- Keep up the good work.
2154
01:50:18,300 --> 01:50:20,901
- What the hell do you want from me?
- I was sent for.
2155
01:50:20,902 --> 01:50:23,638
I bought her a house for $400,000.
2156
01:50:23,639 --> 01:50:25,372
It's worth twice that much today.
2157
01:50:25,373 --> 01:50:27,841
She sold it for two magic
rocks and a bowl of soup.
2158
01:50:27,842 --> 01:50:29,276
It was her house.
2159
01:50:29,277 --> 01:50:31,077
She used that money to
travel through Europe.
2160
01:50:31,078 --> 01:50:32,912
Money which you make her beg for.
2161
01:50:32,913 --> 01:50:35,049
- Steve...
- Don't even start with that.
2162
01:50:35,050 --> 01:50:37,084
Going to Andy and asking for the money?
2163
01:50:37,085 --> 01:50:38,919
That was so off-the-charts
over the line...
2164
01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:42,188
I did not do that. Andy came to me.
2165
01:50:42,189 --> 01:50:45,225
Everybody have an opinion on this?
2166
01:50:45,226 --> 01:50:48,763
I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds,
you're going to be late.
2167
01:50:48,764 --> 01:50:52,666
She spends the money on antiques and then
sells them for a fraction of what she paid,
2168
01:50:52,667 --> 01:50:54,868
and she does it with money
I gave to her for you.
2169
01:50:54,869 --> 01:50:56,269
Steve...
2170
01:50:56,270 --> 01:50:58,171
You came to me hysterical when you were 13,
2171
01:50:58,172 --> 01:51:00,073
- asking if you could live with me...
- I was not hysterical.
2172
01:51:00,074 --> 01:51:01,808
Because your mom was
screaming at you every day.
2173
01:51:01,809 --> 01:51:03,943
Thirteen was the second time I asked you.
2174
01:51:03,944 --> 01:51:05,679
The stress of her life
as a spiritual healer.
2175
01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:09,817
I don't believe I said you're a
bad guy. But if I did, I'm sorry.
2176
01:51:12,953 --> 01:51:15,423
Hey. Something happened to you at school,
2177
01:51:15,424 --> 01:51:20,826
some first semester core class that
all freshmen are required to take...
2178
01:51:20,827 --> 01:51:23,696
- I read Time.
- What?
2179
01:51:23,697 --> 01:51:27,299
I have Internet access at school.
I read an old copy of Time,
2180
01:51:27,300 --> 01:51:31,103
and I asked my mom some
questions about my family history.
2181
01:51:31,104 --> 01:51:32,871
That was...
2182
01:51:32,872 --> 01:51:34,973
Time wrote a
mangled piece of journal.
2183
01:51:34,974 --> 01:51:36,375
You were never supposed to read that.
2184
01:51:36,376 --> 01:51:38,878
I had two different Harvard statisticians
2185
01:51:38,879 --> 01:51:41,481
try to reverse-engineer the
equation that you came up with
2186
01:51:41,482 --> 01:51:45,250
to prove that 28% of American
men could be my father.
2187
01:51:45,251 --> 01:51:46,652
Honey, I...
2188
01:51:46,653 --> 01:51:50,456
You know, my mother might be a
troubled woman, but what's your excuse?
2189
01:51:50,457 --> 01:51:54,059
That's why I'm not impressed
with your story, Dad.
2190
01:51:54,060 --> 01:51:56,129
It's that you knew what
I was going through,
2191
01:51:56,130 --> 01:51:58,098
and you didn't do anything about it,
2192
01:51:58,099 --> 01:52:01,836
and that makes you an
unconscionable coward.
2193
01:52:03,403 --> 01:52:05,739
And not for nothing, but
"think" is a verb, all right,
2194
01:52:05,740 --> 01:52:07,139
making "different" an adverb.
2195
01:52:07,140 --> 01:52:09,108
You're asking people to think differently.
2196
01:52:09,109 --> 01:52:10,910
And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
2197
01:52:10,911 --> 01:52:12,911
and Braun and "Simplicity
is sophistication"
2198
01:52:12,912 --> 01:52:16,249
and Issey Miyake uniforms and
Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
2199
01:52:16,250 --> 01:52:20,955
but that thing looks like
Judy Jetson's Easy-Bake oven.
2200
01:52:40,173 --> 01:52:41,339
Hey.
2201
01:52:41,340 --> 01:52:43,941
You're gonna start late.
2202
01:52:43,942 --> 01:52:46,145
- You know what Lisa stood for?
- What?
2203
01:52:46,146 --> 01:52:48,347
The computer. The Lisa.
You know what it stood for?
2204
01:52:48,348 --> 01:52:51,482
I'm sorry I said that about the
iMac. It's not what I really think.
2205
01:52:51,483 --> 01:52:55,486
Behind my back, at the office,
you know what it stood for?
2206
01:52:55,487 --> 01:52:59,056
Local Integrated System
Architecture. I was five.
2207
01:52:59,057 --> 01:53:01,760
- Why couldn't you just lie?
- I did.
2208
01:53:02,795 --> 01:53:05,030
Of course it was named after you.
2209
01:53:05,031 --> 01:53:09,935
Local Integrated System Architecture
doesn't even mean anything.
2210
01:53:09,936 --> 01:53:12,871
Why'd you say it wasn't all those years?
2211
01:53:14,874 --> 01:53:16,776
I honestly don't know.
2212
01:53:19,078 --> 01:53:21,548
Why'd you say you weren't my father?
2213
01:53:24,883 --> 01:53:26,953
I'm poorly made.
2214
01:53:34,459 --> 01:53:37,996
- It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late.
- I don't care.
2215
01:53:43,168 --> 01:53:45,269
- You're writing for the Crimson.
- What?
2216
01:53:45,270 --> 01:53:47,337
The Apple chapter of the
Harvard Alumni Association
2217
01:53:47,338 --> 01:53:49,172
tells me you're writing
for the Crimson.
2218
01:53:49,173 --> 01:53:52,844
Oh. Yeah, a little bit. Essays.
2219
01:53:52,845 --> 01:53:55,613
- I'd like to read one.
- Sure.
2220
01:53:55,614 --> 01:53:58,082
No, I mean now. I'd like to
read one of your essays now.
2221
01:53:58,083 --> 01:54:00,519
Come on. You've got to go on stage.
2222
01:54:02,119 --> 01:54:05,122
The iMac will not be launched until
you give me one of your essays,
2223
01:54:05,123 --> 01:54:08,794
so the world is waiting for you.
2224
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:18,435
I'm really sorry, guys.
2225
01:54:18,436 --> 01:54:20,004
Good luck.
2226
01:54:32,950 --> 01:54:34,518
I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
2227
01:54:34,519 --> 01:54:36,622
What?
2228
01:54:38,422 --> 01:54:42,592
Hundred songs.
A thousand songs. 500 songs.
2229
01:54:42,593 --> 01:54:46,963
Somewhere between 500 and a
thousand songs right in your pocket,
2230
01:54:46,964 --> 01:54:50,300
'cause I can't stand looking at
that inexplicable Walkman anymore.
2231
01:54:50,301 --> 01:54:52,568
You're carrying around a
brick playing cassette tape.
2232
01:54:52,569 --> 01:54:54,437
We're not savages.
2233
01:54:54,438 --> 01:54:57,607
So I'm gonna put a thousand
songs in your pocket.
2234
01:54:57,608 --> 01:55:00,242
- You can do that?
- Mm-hmm.
2235
01:55:00,243 --> 01:55:03,345
♪ We'd get
soaked right through ♪
2236
01:55:03,346 --> 01:55:09,219
♪ We used to tell them
I was staying at yours ♪
2237
01:55:09,220 --> 01:55:11,054
♪ Sheltered in our own world ♪
2238
01:55:11,055 --> 01:55:13,024
You want to watch from backstage?
2239
01:55:14,524 --> 01:55:16,693
Okay.
2240
01:55:28,072 --> 01:55:32,608
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2241
01:55:32,609 --> 01:55:33,609
Go cue one.
2242
01:55:33,610 --> 01:55:37,147
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2243
01:55:41,953 --> 01:55:44,688
♪ Loving woman, loving man ♪
2244
01:55:44,689 --> 01:55:48,860
♪ Here for you, doing
the best we can ♪
2245
01:55:51,162 --> 01:55:54,331
♪ Hard to figure, hard to bear ♪
2246
01:55:54,332 --> 01:55:58,001
♪ Hard to think knowing
how much you care ♪
2247
01:55:59,102 --> 01:56:03,604
♪ It's the strangest thing
through thick and thin ♪
2248
01:56:03,605 --> 01:56:07,743
♪ All this time kept
the promise you made ♪
2249
01:56:09,479 --> 01:56:12,747
♪ If you're telling,
I'll be told ♪
2250
01:56:12,748 --> 01:56:17,653
♪ I'll come running and be
there as soon as I can ♪
2251
01:56:20,622 --> 01:56:27,396
♪ Outside of the window,
I was stuck on you ♪
2252
01:56:27,397 --> 01:56:30,264
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2253
01:56:30,265 --> 01:56:32,034
♪ I was staying at yours ♪
2254
01:56:32,035 --> 01:56:34,770
You remember that painting
you did on the original Mac?
2255
01:56:37,439 --> 01:56:39,108
I do.
2256
01:56:40,542 --> 01:56:43,045
Ladies and gentlemen,
2257
01:56:44,647 --> 01:56:46,783
Steve Jobs.
2258
01:57:05,300 --> 01:57:10,071
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2259
01:57:11,439 --> 01:57:15,076
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2260
01:57:17,579 --> 01:57:24,052
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2261
01:57:24,053 --> 01:57:27,054
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2262
01:57:27,055 --> 01:57:28,188
Woz.
2263
01:57:28,189 --> 01:57:31,659
♪ But that night we knew ♪
2264
01:57:31,660 --> 01:57:33,229
Whoo!
2265
01:58:24,145 --> 01:58:28,547
♪ 'Twas in another
lifetime, one of toil and blood ♪
2266
01:58:28,548 --> 01:58:33,119
♪ When blackness was a virtue,
the road was full of mud ♪
2267
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:37,390
♪ I came in from the wilderness,
a creature void of form ♪
2268
01:58:37,391 --> 01:58:42,030
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2269
01:58:50,137 --> 01:58:54,507
♪ And if I pass this way
again, you can rest assured ♪
2270
01:58:54,508 --> 01:58:56,342
♪ I'll always do
my best for her ♪
2271
01:58:56,343 --> 01:58:58,611
♪ On that, I give my word ♪
2272
01:58:58,612 --> 01:59:00,379
♪ In a world of
steel-eyed death ♪
2273
01:59:00,380 --> 01:59:03,150
♪ And men who are
fighting to be warm ♪
2274
01:59:03,151 --> 01:59:07,922
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2275
01:59:11,859 --> 01:59:14,261
♪ Not a word was
spoke between us ♪
2276
01:59:14,262 --> 01:59:17,163
♪ There was little
risk involved ♪
2277
01:59:17,164 --> 01:59:21,434
♪ Everything up to that point
had been left unresolved ♪
2278
01:59:21,435 --> 01:59:25,238
♪ Try imagining a place where
it's always safe and warm ♪
2279
01:59:25,239 --> 01:59:30,077
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2280
01:59:38,784 --> 01:59:41,487
♪ I was burned out
from exhaustion ♪
2281
01:59:41,488 --> 01:59:43,822
♪ Buried in the hail ♪
2282
01:59:43,823 --> 01:59:48,193
♪ Poisoned in the bushes
and blown out on the trail ♪
2283
01:59:48,194 --> 01:59:52,331
♪ Hunted like a crocodile,
ravaged in the corn ♪
2284
01:59:52,332 --> 01:59:56,970
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2285
02:00:04,810 --> 02:00:08,881
♪ Suddenly I turned around
and she was standing there ♪
2286
02:00:08,882 --> 02:00:13,351
♪ With silver bracelets on her
wrists and flowers in her hair ♪
2287
02:00:13,352 --> 02:00:15,520
♪ She walked up to
me so gracefully ♪
2288
02:00:15,521 --> 02:00:17,622
♪ And took my crown of thorns ♪
2289
02:00:17,623 --> 02:00:22,328
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2290
02:00:29,903 --> 02:00:32,270
♪ Now there's a
wall between us ♪
2291
02:00:32,271 --> 02:00:34,439
♪ Something there's been lost ♪
2292
02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:38,776
♪ I took too much for granted,
I got my signals crossed ♪
2293
02:00:38,777 --> 02:00:43,281
♪ Just to think that it all
began on an uneventful morn ♪
2294
02:00:43,282 --> 02:00:48,020
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2295
02:00:55,027 --> 02:00:57,527
♪ Well, the deputy
walks on hard nails ♪
2296
02:00:57,528 --> 02:00:59,831
♪ And the preacher
rides a mount ♪
2297
02:00:59,832 --> 02:01:01,765
♪ But nothing really
matters much ♪
2298
02:01:01,766 --> 02:01:03,867
♪ It's doom alone that counts ♪
2299
02:01:03,868 --> 02:01:08,339
♪ And the one-eyed undertaker,
he blows a futile horn ♪
2300
02:01:08,340 --> 02:01:13,179
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2301
02:01:20,952 --> 02:01:25,456
♪ I've heard newborn babies
wailing like a mourning dove ♪
2302
02:01:25,457 --> 02:01:29,559
♪ And old men with broken
teeth stranded without love ♪
2303
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:31,496
♪ Do I understand
your question, man? ♪
2304
02:01:31,497 --> 02:01:33,965
♪ Is it hopeless and forlorn? ♪
2305
02:01:33,966 --> 02:01:38,503
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
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