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Okay, I'm doing my free spray tan now.
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Uh, no you are not!
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I'm locking up for Martina, so she said
that I could get the free spray tan.
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What? But you're already a beautiful
shade of J-Lo. You don't need it.
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Fine, you can have it.
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And then afterwards, can we go
barhopping and meet some guys?
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No, I can't. You know...
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Josh.
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Gabi, you and Josh have been
broken up for, like, a month.
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Okay? You are allowed to date.
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Am I? I mean, Josh is in therapy,
working on his commitment issues
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and I want to be with him,
so I should wait, right?
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Why can't you date while you wait?
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I feel like it's one or the other, you
know? I'm either dating or I'm waiting,
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and right now, I'm...
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Oh, my God, someone's breaking in!
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He's robbing Martina!
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Okay, we gotta call 9-1-1.
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- Grab... grab your phone.
- Okay. Good idea.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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I'm not stealing, okay? I was
just taking money out of the jar...
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which sounds a lot like
stealing, but it's not.
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Okay, well, I'm calling 9-1-1.
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- No, no, no, no, seriously.
- Oh, just save it.
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Wait, wait, wait, Sofia.
Let the cute guy talk.
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- Hi, what's your name?
- Rob.
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What's your last name? "Ber"?
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Rob Ber. You're funny.
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I'm funny too.
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Gabi. Explain yourself.
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My car is parked next door in the garage
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and I can't get it out
because they only accept cash.
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I tried the ATM, but it's broken.
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I saw the light on, so I came in to
see if I could borrow 20 from Martina.
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Oh, Sofia, he knows Martina. It's fine.
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Gabi, what does that say?
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Martina's.
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Oh.
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Look, I was definitely gonna
pay the money back tomorrow.
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I love dolphins. You know they're
the only animals that have sex
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for pleasure, well, besides us?
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Oh, my God, dimples and brains.
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Look, I really gotta go.
I'll just find another ATM.
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No! No, don't go!
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Um, I mean, uh...
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Here you go.
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What are you doing?
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I promise, I'm gonna pay you back.
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- Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen.
- Over dinner tomorrow night?
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What?
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Gabi, let me get your number.
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- I thought you said you were wait...
- Dating. I said dating.
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What's so funny?
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Is that the video I sent you
of Elliot trying to do yoga?
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No, this is better.
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His name is Rob.
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Oh, I'd get in a bunch
of positions with him!
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Yolanda, we met last night at
Martina's and it was so romantic.
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I loaned him money.
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Why are we whispering?
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Well, Josh is doing his therapy thing,
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and we never talked about
my thing seeing other things,
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so I don't want him to know
about my maybe dinner thing
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'cause that can maybe ruin everything.
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Oh, I get it!
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While Josh is on pause,
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you wanna get in someone else's drawers.
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You nasty!
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Well, it's not like I want
to be with anybody else.
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You know, I wanna be with Josh,
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but when he rejected me, it felt so bad,
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and when Rob asked me
out, it felt so good.
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And you know, good is
so much better than bad.
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Plus, I mean, helloooo.
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Ooh, hello! It's him.
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Who?
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It's you. I'm excited it's you.
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Aw, thanks. I'm excited too.
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You know, my therapist just
gave me this new technique
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to help me with my commitment issues.
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Intensive journaling.
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I just write down all my
thoughts and feelings right here,
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kind of like the journal that I
kept as a kid, except this time,
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my super hot nanny
won't read it and quit.
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Gabi, I really think I'm on
the verge of a breakthrough.
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A breakthrough? Wow. Hey,
that's... that's great.
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Um, you don't think that's gonna
happen before tonight, do you?
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No, it doesn't work that fast.
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Okay, then you shouldn't
use the word "verge."
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So what kinds of things
do you journal about?
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Elliot, my journal is private.
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Fine. I don't need to know.
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I must know.
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I cannot believe you are
gonna go out with that robber.
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Rob.
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Gabi, the only reason I let
you give him your phone number
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is because I thought he was so
sketchy, he would never call.
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But he did!
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Yay!
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Gabi, I looked him up.
He's not on Facebook.
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You know who's not on Facebook?
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Criminals, hoodlums, and my Aunt
Becky who lives in the forest.
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Sofie, it's just one date,
okay? Will you stop freaking out?
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And let's look at the facts.
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A, he's really hot, and B...
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He's here.
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$20 and nine cents interest.
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I work in finance.
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He has a job!
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Oh, yeah? Prove it.
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Oh, boy. Anyone can make a
gold-embossed business card
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with a bank's official logo with three
different ways of contacting them.
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I see it all the time.
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- Okay. My car's downstairs.
- Oh, so is hers.
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Gabi, you're driving because I
want you to be able to get away
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- if he starts any funny business.
- Sofia...
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And I want you to check in with me every
hour on the hour, and if you don't...
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Yeah, do you wanna just come with us?
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I think that would
probably be for the best.
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Go!
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Okay, Josh, we're gonna go...
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unless you need me
to do anything else...
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like run a hot bath, play some Enya,
and read your journal back to you.
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Uh, no thanks, guys. I'm
good. I'll see you tomorrow.
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That was just sad.
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Am I the only one who's dying to know
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what's in that journal?
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Frankly, I don't think
it's any of our business.
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You saw it!
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Maybe I did.
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Maybe I was dusting his office.
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Maybe I looked over his shoulder.
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And maybe you should start
looking for another job.
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What?
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Hm, I can't say anymore.
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But I did read the words
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"need to make a change," "dead weight,"
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and, "Do I really need a publicist?"
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Oh! But I do remember one good thing.
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Yeah?
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He said I was the mother
he always dreamed of having.
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_
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Rob, tonight has been really fun.
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I am so glad that
dolphin broke his flipper.
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You make it sound like the night's over.
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Oh. Well, I didn't mean
to. It was an accident.
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I'm gonna run into the liquor
store and grab us a bottle of wine.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Sofia, it's my ten o'clock check-in.
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Gabi, if he's holding you
against your will, say "banana."
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Will you give it a rest?
We've been talking nonstop.
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I told him all about my job being a chef
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and he told me all
about his job doing...
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something that requires
something boring.
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Trust me, he's a really great guy.
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You were so wrong about him and
you have nothing to worry about.
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Oh, he's coming. Okay, I gotta go. Bye.
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- Hey.
- Drive, drive, drive!
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Oh, my God!
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Banana, banana, banana!
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I told you he was bad!
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What happened?
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Um, we may have just a little bit...
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robbed a liquor store.
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What?!
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Quick! I need lighter
fluid, nail polish remover,
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and more hairspray!
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I have to destroy the evidence!
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Gabi, just...
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Okay, just tell me
exactly what happened!
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No! I can't!
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Or you won't have that thing
where you don't know anything!
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Huh?
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You know, the thing
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where you can't testify against me
because you don't have any information.
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You mean for robbing a liquor
store? You already told me.
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Damn it!
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Okay, just take a deep breath please
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and... and then tell me
exactly what happened.
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Okay, so right after I talked to
you and everything was going great,
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everything went bad.
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Rob jumped in the car with his hood up,
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all out of breath and
yelled, "Drive, drive, drive!"
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So, I asked him, you
know, "Rob, what's wrong?"
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But he screamed, "Just drive!"
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So, I just drove and after a few
blocks, he remembered he "had a thing,"
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so I dropped him off at some
corner and he ran into the night!
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Oh, my God! We gotta call the police!
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No, no, no, no! Sofia,
I drove the getaway car.
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I'm an accessory!
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Oh, my God, what if he comes back
to kill me because I'm a witness?!
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Gabi, believe me, that guy is
so far out of town right now.
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Gabi, it's Rob!
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Oh, my God, he's in town. He's in town!
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Okay, calm down, calm down.
What do you think he's gonna do?
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Murder you for being a
witness and then murder me
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for witnessing him murder a witness?
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Oh, no...
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I'm not wearing the underwear
that I want to die in!
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Okay, let's just get out of here!
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- Let's escape!
- Okay. Fire escape, fire escape!
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What now? What now? What now?
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- Let's go to Yolanda's.
- Okay.
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No! No! She's not home!
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- What's today?
- Uh, T... Tuesday.
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Damn it! It's Afro Soul
Night at The Zoom Room!
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- What now? What now?
- Call her!
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No, I can't! My phone
is in my evidence purse.
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- You call her.
- No, I... I can't. My phone's dead!
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Like we're gonna be
if we go back in there!
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Oh, this is what I get
for dating and not waiting!
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Okay, I'm gonna do it.
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Gabi!
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- Run!
- Run!
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If I was a tablet
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containing Josh's
deepest thoughts about me,
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where would I be?
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Darn!
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If I was a macaroon in Josh's
cookie jar, what flavor would I be?
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Raspberry.
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Ow.
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I can't believe it.
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I layeth next to my forbidden love
and our hearts doth beat as one.
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Stop, Elliot!
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Thou must focus.
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Sleep well, my little prince.
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Ow.
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Oh, my God, you're a genius.
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I can never remember her lockbox code.
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Gabi, it's four zeros.
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Okay, good call coming into Martina's.
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Nothing bad ever happens to me here.
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Except for that one time I got bangs.
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Gabi, Rob could be following
us. We need to call the police.
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No, no, no, no, there
has to be another option.
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What about Josh?
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No!
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No. Whining until I give in is
just not gonna work this time.
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- I'm calling him.
- No!
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Sofia, we can't call Josh, okay?
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Because even though it's probably
not gonna work out with Rob...
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Oh, "probably"?
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- I just don't think he needs to know.
- We need a rich guy with lawyers.
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Do you know one of those who isn't Josh?
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No.
248
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,389
Fine. I'll call.
249
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Boop, boop, boop.
250
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,211
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
251
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I see you booping.
252
00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:42,452
- Josh! Josh!
- Gabi?
253
00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:44,737
Wait, where are you?
254
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,378
Okay, I'm on my way!
255
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,205
"I can't stop thinking about Gabi.
256
00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:56,318
Why can't I commit to
this amazing woman?"
257
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,005
This is what I left Josh's bed for?
258
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,469
Find "Elliot."
259
00:13:04,837 --> 00:13:06,438
Zero results?!
260
00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:08,149
Yolanda set me up!
261
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,559
That bitch!
262
00:13:19,077 --> 00:13:21,175
Motion detectors on
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00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:26,808
in five, four, three, two, one.
264
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,559
Motion detectors on.
265
00:13:37,179 --> 00:13:38,712
Aah! Help!
266
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,983
Are you guys okay?
Gabi, what's going on?
267
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:47,685
Josh, this is really hard for me
to say, but the truth is that, uh...
268
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:51,387
Sofia may have accidentally been
involved in a liquor store robbery.
269
00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:54,158
What?
270
00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:56,536
Well, to be fair, she
didn't know he was a criminal
271
00:13:56,547 --> 00:13:58,311
until she was driving the getaway car.
272
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,272
But for the record, I
thought he was sketchy.
273
00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:04,199
Oh, wow. Sofia, I'm really surprised.
274
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,972
I don't know what I was thinking.
275
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:07,692
Gabi, what was I thinking?
276
00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:11,304
She wasn't. She was hypnotized
by the allure of his dimples.
277
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:14,766
Anyway, uh, when he showed up at our
place looking for her, we ran to the
278
00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:16,280
fire escape and we called you.
279
00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:20,273
That's weird. It's my alarm company.
280
00:14:20,284 --> 00:14:21,484
Hello?
281
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:23,391
Yes, this is Josh Kaminski.
282
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:27,047
Oh, my God. Rob is robbing Josh.
283
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,877
- Why would he do that?
- Because he's a robber.
284
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,500
- This is what he does!
- Okay.
285
00:14:31,149 --> 00:14:33,521
Let me make a phone call. I'm
sure we don't need the police.
286
00:14:33,532 --> 00:14:34,860
No! We need the police!
We need the police!
287
00:14:34,871 --> 00:14:36,447
We need the police! We need the police!
288
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:40,681
Why do we need the police?
289
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:42,942
Sofia told her date that
I work for Josh Kaminski,
290
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:46,033
who's a really rich tech millionaire
and he has lots of nice stuff.
291
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:47,845
Sofia, why would you tell him that?
292
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,360
Because she really
wanted to impress him...
293
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,988
h... she... him... she... Soph...
294
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,666
Me, okay?! It was me!
295
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,296
I was the one who went on the date.
296
00:14:57,307 --> 00:14:58,827
I'm the one who drove the getaway car.
297
00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:01,306
I'm the one who told him you live
in the fanciest building in Nob Hill
298
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,806
with a night doorman who's
always playing Candy Crush,
299
00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:06,518
and he's obviously over there
right now robbing you blind!
300
00:15:07,446 --> 00:15:08,646
Oh, my God.
301
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,833
I know. I am so sorry.
This is all my fault.
302
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,433
You're dating?!
303
00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:29,666
Okay, stay behind me.
304
00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:31,660
Mr. Kamin...
305
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:36,993
Yes? I'm Josh Kaminski. How can
I help you? Is everything okay?
306
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:38,531
Now it is.
307
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,847
- But you were being robbed.
- Oh, my God!
308
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,441
We got the guy. He's not going quietly.
309
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,282
I'm too pretty to go to prison!
310
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:52,493
Elliot?
311
00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:55,813
Found this man frozen on all
fours in your living room.
312
00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,354
I'm just thankful he wasn't naked.
313
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,171
I could tell you some stories.
314
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:04,920
Okay, this is my
publicist. He works here.
315
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,233
- This is a misunderstanding.
- Yeah!
316
00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:10,492
The only crime committed here was that
he didn't write about me in his journal!
317
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,873
How do you know that?
318
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:15,761
Elliot!
319
00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:18,072
I told you my journal was private!
320
00:16:18,828 --> 00:16:20,996
Obviously this is
just a lovers' quarrel.
321
00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:22,525
No need to write this up.
322
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,622
Yes, no need to write anything about me.
323
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,064
No one else does.
324
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:31,653
Well, uh, looks like we're done here.
325
00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:33,265
No, no, no, no, Officer.
326
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,010
There was a crime committed tonight,
327
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:37,424
down at the liquor store on
the corner of Olive and Birch.
328
00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:38,970
I know 'cause I was there,
329
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:42,135
and now the very handsome robber
is after me and my roommate.
330
00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:45,757
Oh, no crime was committed there.
331
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:47,969
I was just there buying
some feminine products.
332
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,962
For my daughter.
333
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:53,415
I'm a single dad. She's 11.
334
00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:55,964
Is that too early for her
to start her womanhood?
335
00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:58,063
Not nowadays.
336
00:16:58,074 --> 00:16:59,868
Girls are getting their periods at nine.
337
00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:02,344
- It's the hormones in the milk.
- Hey!
338
00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:04,385
We are in danger here.
339
00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:06,828
We need a police escort
back to our house.
340
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,841
Okay. I can take you back, but I
need to ask you a few questions.
341
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:13,001
Officer, we will give you
all the information you need.
342
00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:16,239
On those feminine pads,
what are the wings for?
343
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,803
Police! I'm comin' in!
344
00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:30,369
Oh, it's my voice mail.
345
00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:32,122
Oh, my God! It's him!
346
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,417
Wait, Officer Morrison!
347
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,489
This is the guy. He
left me a voice mail.
348
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,417
Maybe he'll say something
to prove he's a thief.
349
00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:39,529
Hey, Gabi. It's me, Rob.
350
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,357
You didn't answer your door,
so I'm calling to explain
351
00:17:41,368 --> 00:17:43,539
- what happened at the liquor store.
- Here we go.
352
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,688
Gabi, I'm a bad, bad guy.
353
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:46,965
This is it, this is it.
354
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,053
I have a girlfriend,
355
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,672
and when I went into the liquor store,
she was there, so I panicked and ran.
356
00:17:54,587 --> 00:17:56,130
I kind of live with her,
357
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,568
so if you still want to
hang out, call me at work.
358
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,156
Yes! He has a girlfriend.
359
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:07,766
I mean... Yes, no crime was committed.
360
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,710
We can all sleep, uh,
a little better tonight.
361
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,299
I won't.
362
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,192
My daughter just texted me to bring home
363
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,989
some rocky road, The
Notebook, and Midol.
364
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,611
It's gonna be a long night.
365
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,076
Okay, I'm just gonna get going.
366
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:27,488
Wait. Josh?
367
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,176
We need to talk.
368
00:18:29,187 --> 00:18:31,081
Boy, do we ever.
369
00:18:31,092 --> 00:18:32,972
I mean, I didn't want to
scare Officer Morrison,
370
00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:35,386
but I didn't get my period
until I was... Good night.
371
00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:40,245
I just want to say,
372
00:18:40,717 --> 00:18:43,386
I'm really sorry for
dating behind your back
373
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:46,962
even though it wasn't really behind
your back because we're not together.
374
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,985
Gabi, you don't have to apologize.
375
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,770
Then why do I feel like
I need to apologize?
376
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:53,164
Because you should.
377
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:57,031
What? Listen, Josh, if you
want me to wait until you solve
378
00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:59,083
your issues, just say that
and that's what I'll do.
379
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,229
- I want you to wait.
- But that's not fair!
380
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,946
Look, if you want to date...
381
00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:08,526
- then you should...
- Okay.
382
00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:09,837
- n't.
- What?!
383
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,080
You shouldn't...
384
00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:13,900
but you can...
385
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:15,531
n't.
386
00:19:16,002 --> 00:19:18,119
Josh, do you want me to date or not?
387
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:19,493
No.
388
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,877
But I can't ask you to wait.
389
00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,368
That's not right.
390
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:26,331
So, I'm dating?
391
00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:29,721
I guess...
392
00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:31,222
you're dating.
393
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,417
And you're okay with that?
394
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:36,928
I guess...
395
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,149
I'm okay with that.
396
00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:42,910
As long as every date
ends with you calling me up
397
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:45,338
in the middle of the night
telling me what a disaster it was.
398
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,518
Deal.
399
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:49,769
Good night, Gabi.
400
00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:51,386
Night, Josh.
401
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,064
Whoo! Boom!
402
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:02,624
Oh, my damn.
403
00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:05,143
Am I at your penthouse?
404
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,073
I'm drunker than I thought!
405
00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,346
You mind if I come in?
406
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:16,195
Josh, I know what I did was really wrong
407
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,815
but I just have to say it really hurts
408
00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:20,452
that you didn't mention
me at all in your journal.
409
00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:21,803
Would you like to know why?
410
00:20:21,814 --> 00:20:23,746
It doesn't even matter! I...
411
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,957
Yes.
412
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,438
Because you're my best friend, Elliot.
413
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,673
When I have feelings I want to
express, I just talk to you freely.
414
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,066
We have a completely open
and honest relationship.
415
00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:35,689
- We do?
- We did.
416
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:38,738
Until you violated my privacy
and you shattered my trust.
417
00:20:38,749 --> 00:20:40,650
I'm really sorry, Josh.
418
00:20:42,919 --> 00:20:44,640
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419
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:46,996
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