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- Good morning, Josh.
- Hey! Hi! You're here.
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So, uh, you know, after
we broke up in therapy,
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I wasn't quite sure how things
were gonna be between us.
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Was it gonna be awkward?
Were you gonna poison my...
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breakfast? You didn't, did you?
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Josh, I'm fine.
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Sofia gave me a pep talk and a tiny
little pill, and things are good.
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Well, things are gonna get even better.
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Gabi, I've decided to
continue therapy on my own.
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I already had a phone
session with Dr. Rounds
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- this morning.
- That's great.
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First thing she recommended I do
to tackle my commitment issues,
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is contact all the women I've hurt
from my past and make amends with them.
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That's insane!
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Excuse me?
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Well, speaking as your
most recent hurtee,
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uh, here's a little something I've
learned. Nobody wants to relive it.
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I get it, and I hear ya.
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Your sarcasm and your judgment,
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they're coming from a place
of hurt and and rejection.
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No!
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It's coming from a place
of how could you not kiss me
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and then take me to therapy
and break up with me?
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- You broke up with you!
- You agreed!
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Oh my... I knew our friendly little
exchange was too good to be true.
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Will you tell me something? Is
it gonna be like this every day?
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Just every day I'm here.
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Well, then, maybe you shouldn't be.
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Are you firing me?
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No, I'm not firing you. I'm
just saying maybe a little space.
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I would never fire you. I know how hard
it would be for you to find another job.
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Oh, trust me, I could find
another job if I wanted to, okay?
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You know what you can't
do? Live without me.
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What? You?
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What?
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Let me tell you something, Josh.
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If you hadn't been into
me for the last year,
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you would have been
with thousands of girls,
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probably divorced four times by now.
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Our unstable relationship
has kept you stable.
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Oh, has it?
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'Cause, uh...
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I was doing pretty good
before you came along.
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Oh, really? Well, then, uh, maybe
we should take some time apart.
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How does two weeks sound?
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- Lovely.
- Beautiful.
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Have fun with your amends,
or should I say, "a mess."
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'Cause that's what you'll
be with me not here. Goodbye.
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- Good luck!
- I won't need it!
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But I will need you to
pay me for those two weeks.
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And then he says to me, "Of
course I wouldn't fire you.
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"You can't get another job."
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Gabi, I would sympathize,
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but we're out of butter,
and I'm kind of panicking.
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I know! I think we used it
frying all those grilled cheeses.
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Ugh, Gabi,
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these breakups are gonna
put 300 pounds on us.
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God, I hate those Kaminskis.
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Oh, I hate those Kaminskis more.
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S'mores.
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- How good do those sound?
- Oh...
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not as good as cookie dough ice cream.
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Do you have that on the food truck?
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No. We don't sell that kind of stuff.
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Well, you should. You should
keep an emergency stash
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for people who just got dumped.
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Screw that. There should be a whole
truck for people who just got dumped.
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Oh my God.
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A truck that caters to
girls who just got dumped.
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The Dump Truck.
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That's genius!
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Jake gave me his half of the truck,
so I can do what I want with it.
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We should rename it The Dump Truck and
run it together and split the profit.
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I'm in!
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Okay, what's the first step?
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We put on pants.
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Josh, that girl you're making
amends to is on her way up.
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Oh, okay, uh, everyone look busy,
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and... and stay close to me in case
she gets mad and tries to attack me.
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I was horrible to this
girl in high school.
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What did you do?
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Tell her the auditions for
Cats were at the pep rally
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and have her show up
as Mr. Mistoffelees?
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Ella was my girlfriend senior year,
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and we were supposed to
go to prom together...
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but at the last minute, I ditched her
and went with somebody I barely knew.
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I couldn't ditch my prom date.
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He'd of failed me in math.
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Josh!
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I'm Josh.
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- Josh!
- Hey!
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Ella, wow, you look amazing!
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Thanks! Sorry, I didn't recognize
you. It's just been so long.
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I couldn't put a face to a name.
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You're kidding right? We dated.
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We met in chemistry
lab. We became partners.
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We kissed, and your hair was all, whoof,
caught on fire. How do you forget that?
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Maybe 'cause it never happened.
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Ella,
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Ella, Ella, Ella.
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It's obvious that you're blocking
out a very difficult time.
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That's what she's doing. She's
blocking out a difficult time.
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Which is why I invited you over here
in person. So I could make amends.
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Look, I know I hurt you.
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Hurt me? What are you talking about?
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You know...
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prom.
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- I just remembered.
- She just remembered.
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Didn't you have a hot
younger brother named Jake?
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Yes, he does.
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Maybe that's who hurt her.
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- That makes a lot more sense.
- I hurt her! It was me!
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Now, you two, go away.
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Fine. We don't have to be here.
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We can hear everything
from the bathroom.
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So, anyway, Ella, I just want to say
that I'm really sorry for what happened.
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It had absolutely nothing to do
with you. I was young and an idiot.
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Okay, well... apology accepted.
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Wh... uh...
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Wait, I mean, let's, uh,
let's at least have a drink.
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You know, I really wanna
make this up to you.
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Sure, if that makes you feel better.
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It does. It really does.
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- To new friends!
- Old friends. We're old friends.
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We've known each other
since high school!
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Oh my God.
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Sofia, dumped girls.
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Dumped girls everywhere!
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We are about to turn so
much pain into profit!
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Yes!
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Um, hi, can I help you?
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Uh, our special today is
"He Can Quiche My Ass."
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I'll take that, and a "Good Thing I Only
Let Him Put In The Tri-tip Sandwich."
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My ex slept with my roommate,
and I miss him so much!
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You know what I'm
throwing in on the house?
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A cup of "Miso Angry Soup."
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Thank you.
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Oh, no, thank you, and
stay strong, sister.
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Wow. You know, if business
keeps up like this,
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not only will I not have to go
back to Josh's in two weeks...
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Gabi may not have to
come to work ever again.
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Look at what I've done.
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Walked two blocks without collapsing?
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Do you think that Gabi's
measly 67 Twitter followers
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would get her this kind
of attention? Please.
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I'm a publicist.
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I have a network of
people at my fingertips.
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I am a social media god.
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You helping Gabi? I never
thought I'd see the day.
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Think about it. If Gabi's
truck is a huge success,
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she won't have time to work for Josh.
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I'm turning two weeks into forever!
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Oh my God. It's happening.
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I contacted every media outlet and
now they want her on Rachael Ray!
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Really? Cake? Do you
want to be alone forever?
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Gabi! Great news!
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As you know, I have your
best interest at heart...
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Trap. It's a trap.
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Who's your favorite chef ever?
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Julia Child?
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One that's not dead.
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Rachael Ray?
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Guess who's going on Rachael
Ray to talk about her food truck?
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If it's not me, you're really mean!
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It is you!
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Oh my God!
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Rachael Ray! Rachael Ray! Rachael Ray!
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Morning, sweetie.
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You're in my bed. Why are you in my bed?
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'Cause you were amazing last night.
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Amazing at what? What was I amazing at?
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Honey, you changed my
life! Well, our lives.
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Aah! Wh... wh...
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What is this?
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- A ring.
- I know.
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But what's it doing
on my married finger?
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Well, we got married, silly willy.
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Married. Wait, wait,
wait. We can't be married.
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We didn't go to Vegas.
Wait, did we go to Vegas?
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We didn't have to. You're
rich. I mean, we're rich,
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and we paid a lot of money
and made it happen! Yay!
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No clapping!
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This is not a clapping matter.
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We can't be married. We
don't know each other.
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I mean, you said last night,
you didn't remember me.
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I didn't until we spent the whole night
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looking at our old yearbooks
and started reminiscing.
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All the feelings came flooding back.
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Oh, really? How about the bad feelings
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from when you hated me
for what I did to you?
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Did those come back? Where are the bad
feelings? Where are the bad feelings?
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They're gone because you made
the greatest amends of all.
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You vowed to never hurt me again.
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I did?
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Yes, you did.
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Now, I am going to take a soak in...
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our tub, and when I'm done, we'll call
our parents and tell them the good news.
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All right, see ya!
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Oh, [Bleep].
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Elliot,
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my greatest supporter,
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my favorite publicist
in the entire universe,
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- my dearest friend...
- Hug me, and I'll cut you.
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Hey, Yolanda. I just
came to pick up my knives
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for Rachael Ray.
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I came early so I
wouldn't run into Josh.
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You know, the last thing
I wanna do is upset him
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by telling him I'm
gonna be on Rachael Ray.
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So, um, where is he?
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Uh, I think he's still in bed.
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Oh, well, I guess it's for
the best, then. I'll just...
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grab my knives and be on my way!
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Okay, I got 'em!
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Time...
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to...
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go...
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- Yolanda! Elliot!
- Aw, rats.
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Guys...
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Hey. Gabi.
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Gabi's here. I didn't think
you were gonna be here.
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Why are you here? You know, I
didn't think you were gonna be here,
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'cause you said, "I'm
not gonna be here."
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Oh, well, I just came to
get my knives, 'cause I'm...
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going to New York in a couple...
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Oh, well, I might as well
just come out and say it. Um...
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My food truck is doing so well
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that Rachael Ray found out about it,
and she wants me to be on her TV show.
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Rachael Ray? Wow-wee!
Good for you! Have fun!
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Um...
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So, uh, how's your week going?
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Is it, uh, as good as mine?
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Oh it has been. You know, just, amending
my ass off. Hashtag: no regrets.
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But hey, you, you know what?
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You go and break a leg out there.
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Good luck. Bye!
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Guys, last night, I...
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- got married.
- What now?
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- Oh, yeah. I'm married to Ella.
- What the hella?
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I got so caught up in making amends,
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I just kept drinking and
drinking and drinking.
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I mean, Yolanda, I
don't know how you do it.
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What? I don't...
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00:11:04,053 --> 00:11:05,687
Everyone, shut up!
245
00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:09,677
I got nothing.
246
00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:12,604
All right... I-I got something.
247
00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:15,011
Get me 50 grand in small bills.
248
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,566
I know someone who
can make things happen.
249
00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:20,703
Wait, you mean like a divorce?
250
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,937
Sure.
251
00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:24,840
Let's call it that.
252
00:11:26,868 --> 00:11:28,763
Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray.
253
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:31,504
- Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray...
- Okay, you gotta stop bouncing.
254
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,833
Sofia, she is my idol.
255
00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:37,177
It's like if you were about to meet...
256
00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,856
the guy who invented...
257
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,450
the filing cabinet.
258
00:11:41,447 --> 00:11:44,145
Edwin G. Seibels? I wish.
259
00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,029
You know what? How about we get
you some ice cream to calm you down.
260
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,607
Nope. I wanna look good on camera.
261
00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:50,953
You know, all the food in here is free.
262
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,298
I will take five.
263
00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:56,602
_
264
00:11:57,722 --> 00:12:00,054
Okay, I am really excited
about my next guest,
265
00:12:00,065 --> 00:12:04,022
but I wanna start with a show of hands.
How many people here love food trucks?
266
00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:09,306
Okay, so please welcome
first-timers to our show,
267
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,796
Gabi Diamond and Sofia Rodriguez.
268
00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:15,187
Hey, girls. Welcome.
269
00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:16,487
Ladies, come on down.
270
00:12:16,498 --> 00:12:18,307
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
271
00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:20,934
Nice to... oh, we're gonna do
a group hug. Oh, that's good.
272
00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:22,914
Oh, that's nice. Okay.
273
00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,330
Gabi, why don't you sit here.
274
00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:26,309
Sofia, why don't you take the end there?
275
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,820
Ladies, honestly, this is brilliant,
276
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,579
but which one of you got dumped?
277
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,799
I did.
278
00:12:34,343 --> 00:12:37,163
Uh, actually, we both did.
We were dating brothers
279
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,014
and they both dumped us on the same day.
280
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,920
Okay, so how do you go from
being, like, double dumped
281
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:45,447
to selling food off a truck?
And did it start with just, like,
282
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,022
okay, let's sell food off our truck
and serve everything with a side of
283
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,233
"He Is Toast"?
284
00:12:50,623 --> 00:12:52,281
You're so funny, Rachael Ray.
285
00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,578
But tell me, guys, what is... what
is actually your best seller so far?
286
00:12:55,589 --> 00:12:57,490
Oh, well that... that
would be the burger.
287
00:12:57,501 --> 00:13:00,538
Um, it's made with arugula
and a honey truffle sauce,
288
00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:03,389
and it's named after my
ex-boyfriend, Josh Kaminski.
289
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,285
It's called the "I
Can't Kaminski Burger."
290
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,780
Ah, I can't Kaminski.
291
00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,095
- That's very funny.
- Thank you.
292
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:10,754
It's made with a blend of three meats
293
00:13:10,765 --> 00:13:13,700
because, you know, who
can commit to just one?
294
00:13:14,032 --> 00:13:15,399
I love that!
295
00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,444
You know, you guys are just so grounded,
296
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,617
Gabi, especially you, I just
think you're taking this,
297
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,334
this whole thing, like, so well.
298
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:22,653
What do you mean?
299
00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:25,481
Well, you know, that
Josh Kaminski got married.
300
00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:28,538
What are you talking about, Rachael Ray?
301
00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:30,199
What do you mean, what
am I talking about?
302
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,652
I mean, it's literally all over
social media, all over the Internet.
303
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:36,799
No. No. What?
304
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,659
Wait, you... you seriously
did... did not know this?
305
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:43,809
I... I... I...
306
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,203
She did not.
307
00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:48,285
Okay, now I think would
be a really great time
308
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:51,482
for a short break, and we'll come back
with the ladies, like, right after this.
309
00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,592
_
310
00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:57,797
Oh, my goodness. Welcome back, guys.
311
00:13:57,808 --> 00:14:00,135
So, I'm back with Gabi and Sofia,
312
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:03,655
and so, Gabi, what are you going
to be cooking up for us today?
313
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,776
This is... not... happening.
314
00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:09,032
Uh, you know what? Sofia,
why don't you get us started?
315
00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:12,953
Okay. Today, we'll be demonstrating
how to make our best-selling dessert,
316
00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,531
"Kick Him in the Bourbon Balls."
317
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:19,758
Um, uh, ah, the best part is... Gabi?
318
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:22,646
I can't believe it. He's,
he's really... married.
319
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,246
We let the customers
crush the nuts themselves.
320
00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:28,051
Rachael, would you
like to do the honors?
321
00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:29,316
- Oh, I would...
- No, I will do it.
322
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,299
Gabi, I don't think that's a good idea.
323
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:36,289
All you do is... gently tap the
nuts... over and over until...
324
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:38,781
I don't understand, you know?
325
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,606
He... he couldn't commit.
326
00:14:40,617 --> 00:14:44,910
And I leave for... five minutes, and
now he's married... to someone else?
327
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,255
So he can commit,
328
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,632
just not to me!
329
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,803
I'm such a loser!
330
00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:52,072
Gabi...
331
00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:56,289
You know, you are not a loser.
332
00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,247
You had the idea for The Dump
Truck, and it's, it's brilliant.
333
00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:04,454
No, it's a truck for loser girls who
got dumped because they're losers!
334
00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,203
She doesn't mean that.
She doesn't mean that.
335
00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:07,670
- Yes, I do.
- You know, listen,
336
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:10,712
you do not need a man to be successful.
337
00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:12,924
Yes, I do.
338
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,924
Josh bought me the truck, and then
his publicist got me on your show,
339
00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:19,192
and the only reason he
kept me on as his chef
340
00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:21,451
is because we slept
together on the first date
341
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,513
and he thought that I would sue.
342
00:15:24,471 --> 00:15:26,767
Can we go to commercial, Rachael Ray?
343
00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:28,759
Oh God, I wish we already had.
344
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,659
Okay, so we'll be back right after this.
345
00:15:38,028 --> 00:15:39,662
How could he get married?
346
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,008
Oh, Gabi, it's gonna be okay.
347
00:15:42,019 --> 00:15:45,514
I thought up a whole plan for you on
the plane, but I didn't get to tell you,
348
00:15:45,525 --> 00:15:48,192
because, unfortunately, we
didn't get to sit together.
349
00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:50,075
Thank you, God.
350
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,322
Okay.
351
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,807
Tomorrow, you're gonna go to
Josh's, and you are going to quit.
352
00:15:55,817 --> 00:15:58,184
Because you cannot work
for him and his new wife.
353
00:15:58,195 --> 00:16:00,422
No no no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
354
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,336
And then, we're going to sell the truck,
355
00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:05,761
and you're gonna use that money to
live off of until you figure things out.
356
00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:12,545
Won't we make more money renting
the truck than selling it?
357
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,705
Well, we would have until
you called every dumped girl
358
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,619
a loser on national TV.
359
00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:21,935
All I wanted to do was show
him how great my life would be
360
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:25,318
without him for two weeks, and now
I have to be without him forever.
361
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:30,963
This is the worst two-week
paid vacation of my entire life!
362
00:16:35,046 --> 00:16:37,189
How the hell am I going
to get out of this?
363
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,614
My offer still stands.
364
00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,196
Spoke to Spike,
365
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:45,338
he's down.
366
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:49,220
I'm not just talking about
the marriage, Yolanda.
367
00:16:49,231 --> 00:16:51,178
I mean, the whole point of me
calling her was to make amends,
368
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:53,211
not to hurt the girl worse,
and let's be real here,
369
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,785
she's obviously an unstable person.
370
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,264
I mean, who instantly marries
someone they haven't seen in 12 years?
371
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,579
You.
372
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,279
Hi, honey. I'm home.
373
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,039
- I had a key made.
- She had a key made.
374
00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:09,157
Is my sexy new husband
gonna give his wifey a kiss?
375
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:12,189
Mmmm. Why ask if you're just gonna?
376
00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:14,973
I have a surprise for you, hubby.
377
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:17,525
Another surprise? I don't think
I could handle another surprise!
378
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,440
Who's this?
379
00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:26,741
You remember my noni. She lives with me,
380
00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:29,173
but now that we're married,
she's gonna live with us.
381
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:32,182
No, no, no, noni.
382
00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:36,674
Okay, Ella, look,
383
00:17:36,987 --> 00:17:38,345
I need to tell you something.
384
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:40,829
Ugh, this is hard. This is so hard.
385
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,827
Tell, me. What? What's
going on with you, honey?
386
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,387
You look pale. You look
like you're about to faint.
387
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,353
Okay, the thing is...
388
00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:49,080
Does your chest feel tight?
389
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:50,338
Does your heart hurt?
390
00:17:50,349 --> 00:17:52,697
Do you feel a lump in
the pit of your stomach?
391
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:55,736
Do you feel like every hope
and dream you ever had is dead?
392
00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:58,119
Yes, that's totally it.
393
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:02,801
So it's kind of like how I felt when I
was crying under the bleachers at prom.
394
00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:08,145
Hmm?
395
00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,899
Ha! I've been playing you!
396
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,479
We're not married! Suck it, Kaminski!
397
00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:18,734
Wait. What are you saying?
398
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:21,600
I am saying we're not really married.
399
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:24,571
I slipped something in your drink and
then I slipped a ring on your finger.
400
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:26,212
You what?
401
00:18:26,457 --> 00:18:30,867
Let me tell you something. I will never
forget the night you ruined my life!
402
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:35,104
I have been waiting 12 years for
my revenge, and now, I have it.
403
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,048
Come on, Zelda. Fatburger's on me.
404
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,001
Phew!
405
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,778
Gabi, you're, uh...
406
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,084
You're here! I mean, uh...
407
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,668
How much of that did you hear?
408
00:19:00,086 --> 00:19:03,158
Oh, just enough to know that
you're totally a mess without me.
409
00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:07,616
I am. I really am.
410
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,436
Which is why I think we should
cut the two-week thing short,
411
00:19:11,447 --> 00:19:12,877
and you come back to work tomorrow.
412
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:16,134
- Aw, Josh, I don't know. I... Okay.
- Please!
413
00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:20,998
I need you to stop me from making
amends with all of my exes...
414
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:22,570
except for one.
415
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:24,447
- Really? Have you learned nothing?
- It's to you.
416
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,139
Oh, okay.
417
00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:30,107
I never apologized for what happened.
418
00:19:30,355 --> 00:19:34,034
And I feel horrible that we got
so close, and then I screwed it up.
419
00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:37,268
Gabi, I'm really sorry.
420
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,527
Apology accepted.
421
00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:47,335
- Grilled cheese?
- You know me so well.
422
00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:53,006
So, how was your week?
423
00:19:55,304 --> 00:19:58,172
Any chance you, uh,
saw me on Rachael Ray?
424
00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,773
Uh, no. I mean, with everything
that was happening, I missed it.
425
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,533
- How did it go?
- Crushed it.
426
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:08,607
Ugh! I can't believe you sold my
truck and I didn't get a penny.
427
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,118
Gabi, we both agreed.
428
00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,430
Josh bought the truck. He
should get his money back.
429
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,153
Ugh, damn us and our moral fiber.
430
00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,635
Oh, hey, did you tell the new owner
431
00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:19,140
- about the broken parking brake?
- Shh.
432
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,366
Hi!
433
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:23,253
Gabi, this is the girl
I sold the food truck to.
434
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,242
Gabi Diamond, meet Gabi Moskowitz.
435
00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:27,134
- Hey, Gabi.
- Hi, Gabi.
436
00:20:27,331 --> 00:20:29,136
I really like what you've
done with the truck.
437
00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:31,649
- Thanks.
- Yeah, how'd you come up with the name?
438
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,802
Well, I have a blog
called Broke Ass Gourmet
439
00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:36,864
where I teach people how to
cook yummy food on the cheap,
440
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,003
and now I'm taking it to the streets.
441
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:43,157
I'm hoping it'll lead to big things,
like, maybe even inspire a TV show.
442
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,166
- For sure.
- You go, girl.
443
00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:48,623
- Like that'll ever happen.
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