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This is Ashley Schaeffer
with channel 10 news.
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That was great stuff.
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We don't have to play
this game every night.
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Excuse me if I happen to find
that piece very comforting.
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Mike, I interviewed a grown
man who collects Barbie dolls.
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Exactly. It's
comforting to me
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that he lives way the hell
on the other side of town.
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It's just
driving me crazy.
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I miss my old job
at the newspaper.
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Honey,
I know you're upset.
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No, I'm not upset.
Oh, you're upset.
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You clean
when you're upset.
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Fine. I'm upset.
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I'm cleaning. What's the harm in that ?
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You threw out
the parks department budget.
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I've been working
on that for a month.
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I'm sorry.
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That's ok.
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We'll just dig my paycheck
out of there later.
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Oh. It's just this
television thing, you know ?
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It's one puff piece after the
other. It's so frustrating.
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I know it is,
honey,
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but everybody's got
to start at the bottom.
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Mike, the man made me leave the
room when Barbie was changing.
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Michael ?
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Ooh, it's never good
when you call me Michael
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last tuesday, you had me
cancel your lunch
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with the parks commissioner
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so you could dine with the
dean of Fordham law school,
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which I then rescheduled
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because of your
speaking engagement
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at the women's caucus.
Bottom line, Janelle.
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You have 11 lunches
today.
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Good.
I'm really hungry.
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I did it. I broke up
with roger last night.
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How do you feel ?
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In my heart, I know
it was the right thing,
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but you know how he
can be. So I'm thinking
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maybe if I'd just been
a little bit more...
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but he had issues
with his mother...
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I know exactly what
you're talking about.
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Right ?
So, you know...
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how ?
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I mean, how could you
possibly know ?
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Guys don't talk about it
when they break up ?
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A buddy shows up
with a new girlfriend,
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you pretty much assume
he dumped the old one.
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The only thing
that is required of you
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is to not call her
by the other one's name.
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Mr. Flaherty,
d- day has arrived.
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Hey, carter's got a new
nickname for himself.
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You promised to
tell me today
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whether or not the Mayor is
going to support
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the legislation
on same-sex marriages.
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I'm on pins
and needles, too, Mike.
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I got big plans tonight.
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Yeah. In my office,
one minute. Ok, carter ?
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James, the Mayor
needs his remarks
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for the annual trick or
treating at Gracie mansion.
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Halloween's still
a few days away.
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It's a big event,
James.
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There's a lot of cameras.
The Mayor's great with kids.
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It's the only time of
the year he gets to wear
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his Chewbacca costume
out of the house.
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It's hard for me to get
into the Halloween spirit
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until it's
actually Halloween.
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I need some kind
of inspiration.
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Good morning,
people !
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Thank you, Paul.
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Is it pirate day
again ?
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I get this new toaster,
right ?
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And the thing flings bread up
at an incredible speed.
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I'm telling you, it should come
with a pair of safety goggles.
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Is it bad ?
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The doctor prescribed
some drops.
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I have to wear the patch
for a couple of days.
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I'll be fine.
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Go ahead, Stuart.
Let's hear it.
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If you make it this easy,
you ruin it for both of us.
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Mike, I'd like
that answer now.
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Is the Mayor for or
against same-sex marriages ?
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Gay marriages ? Oh, no.
Mayor's against it.
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Paul... no, no, no. I just spoke to him.
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He's against it 100%.
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The Mayor's
coming out against.
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Yeah. I picked that up.
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Don't take this personally.
Why would I, Mike ?
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Just because if I was in a
monogamous, faithful relationship
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with a man for 10 years, I
would never be able to marry him,
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but if I met some
strange woman in a bar,
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we could be married
within an hour,
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and every state would
applaud it just like that.
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You mind telling me
what bar that is ?
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Now, carter,
you're a smart guy.
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You know this was the only
thing we could do politically.
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I should just lie down
and accept this, hmm ?
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If you wouldn't mind.
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So Hank is the oldest hockey
player in New York.
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Oh, age is
just a number.
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Hank's as young
in his heart
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as he was when
he started the game.
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And how long have
you two been married ?
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I'm his daughter.
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Right. Uh... well, let me just
tell you my angle on the story.
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I want to do a piece... an expose,
if you will... on ageism in America.
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They said you were going
to talk about hockey.
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Dad loves hockey.
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Why don't we get a few shots
of hank warming up,
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and then I'll get some of
his insights on the issue.
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Hank ? Hank ?
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Could I have
a few words ?
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Hank !
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Uh... oh.
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Nice job, sir.
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Why did they need to
know my opinion on that ?
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Same-sex marriage is
a hot issue right now
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and has legislation pending
at the state level,
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and as leader of New York,
you're expected to voice your...
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I'm familiar with the
concept of being Mayor, Mike.
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I was asking the question
on a more metaphysical level.
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Ooh, well... my waters
don't run that deep, sir.
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Could you believe
that reporter,
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having the gall to ask
me if I were homophobic ?
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Even if I were prejudiced
against gays,
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I'd want them
to get married...
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give them a taste
of the nightmare
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the rest of us live
through every day.
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The good news is, the press
is ready to let this go
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as long as we don't
do light a fire under it.
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Where is carter
on all of this ?
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Probably out
gathering kindling.
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He won't be a problem, will he, Mike ?
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I hope not, sir.
I've spoken to him,
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and I'll continue
to speak to him
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so that he can't speak
to anyone else.
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Good, but we mustn't forget
we brought carter aboard
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because he represents
a segment of society
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that had no voice
in this administration.
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Make sure he understands we
want to hear what he has to say.
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We just can't
listen to him.
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Stephanie from hall of
records wants you to call her.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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Gorgeous Stephanie
called you ?
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Turns out she's
a very charming woman.
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Course, I'd only
met her through you,
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so I hadn't heard her
say much other than,
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"get away from me.
I'm busy."
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Did you just
make fun of me ?
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'Cause that's not
how it works.
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I'm having coffee
with her this afternoon.
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Way to go, big daddy.
You betcha.
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Something is
very wrong here.
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What ? It's
so inconceivable
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that she could
find me attractive ?
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Yes. It is.
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I... I don't know that.
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If I were a woman, I
would find Paul very sexy.
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That sounded weird,
didn't it ?
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It's the patch.
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It's gotta be
the patch.
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Oh, Stuart,
you are so pathetic.
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There it is again !
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The only reason the guy had a
hockey stick was to prop himself up.
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It's not funny,
you know,
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and it never ends,
either.
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Tomorrow, I'm interviewing
a dog who can count to 5.
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Get outta town.
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In english ?
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No, in spanish. The dog
speaks fluent spanish.
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But what's more interesting
is that it could bark to 5.
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Wow !
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What does it count ?
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You know,
I really don't care.
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Probably cats.
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Gatos.
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If I could just have
one story, you know...
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one strong, gripping,
divisive story.
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We have something
to tell you.
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We're getting married.
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Carter, this wedding is
a giant slap in the face
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to the
administration,
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and I cannot in good
conscience let it happen,
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so I'm simply not
going to allow it.
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So, carter, here's my pitch. Yes.
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Since everybody's going to be
covering the actual ceremony,
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I want to start
when you say "I do"
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and have my cameras roll
right up to the annulment.
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You're
not helping.
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Carter's fighting for
a very important cause.
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I'm sorry. I hope you don't
mind if I speak for you.
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No, no. I find this
fascinating.
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He's a grown man,
he's getting married,
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and there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Honey, aren't you
supposed to be at the zoo
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covering that iguana
that can do long division ?
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Actually, I grant you
unlimited access.
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Ha ! You are
a god.
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I think I'm going to talk
to my producer about this.
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Love you,
honey.
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Oh, come on.
Smile !
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Carter, I hope you're not
setting yourself up for a fall,
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because this fake
protest wedding may be big
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in our little world...
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let me paint you
a picture, Mike.
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First, Nikki and I are
going to get married.
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We will then walk over
to the throng of reporters...
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I hate throngs. Throngs
are very uncomfortable.
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And we're going to
tell them, Mike,
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this is
a sham marriage.
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We don't love each other. We
won't have a life together.
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We'll never even spend one
night in the same room together.
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We will, however, enjoy all
the benefits of a legal union:
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Health insurance, tax
deductions, you name it.
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Then, I'm going to trot out
gay couple after gay couple,
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people who've been together
5, 10, even 20 years.
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They've bought homes,
raised children,
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they've been an important
part of this community,
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and yet none of them
can enjoy the same benefits.
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That's so subtle.
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How's my lovely
bride-to-be ?
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Oh, busy,
busy, busy.
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I rented an art gallery
for the ceremony.
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I got us a minister,
florist, caterer.
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What about a band ?
Will there be dancing ?
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Have you met
my friends ?
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There will
be dancing.
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Ah.
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You know, Nikki,
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I had the strangest
dream last night,
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and you were in it.
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You were digging
this deep hole...
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and you were
burying me in it.
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And here's
the funny part.
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I was still alive.
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Could you hold on
a second ?
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Hello ?
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Antoine ! Guess what. I am getting
married the day after tomorrow.
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You have to do my hair.
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Oh, he's a great guy.
You'll love him.
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No, no, no.
Trust me.
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How about this dress ?
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No. If I go strapless, I'll
have to shave my armpits.
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Let me see,
Karen.
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The one with the sequins ?
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Here's the one
she wants...
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00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,734
simple, elegant,
very Audrey Hepburn.
247
00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:40,033
James, come here.
248
00:10:42,534 --> 00:10:43,979
One second, Mike.
249
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,213
Oh, you're definitely going to
have to wear pumps with that.
250
00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,033
James !
Now.
251
00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,380
What the hell
are you doing ?
252
00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,012
I'm helping.
253
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,847
I picked out both of my
sisters' wedding dresses.
254
00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:00,834
I really
have an eye for it.
255
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:08,067
I'm detecting abnormal
estrogen levels, captain.
256
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:13,480
Set phasers
to "dewussify."
257
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:14,946
Hey, Mike,
press conference !
258
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,946
Let's go ! Heel to toe ! Come on !
259
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,380
Coming !
I'm sorry, Paul !
260
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:19,613
What am I doing ?
261
00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,946
It's the patch, Mike.
The patch has power.
262
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,367
Whatever you do, don't
look directly at it.
263
00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:36,513
"The Mayor's office has no
comment on Mr. Heywood's wedding
264
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,079
nor on the issue
of gay marriage."
265
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,480
Mike,
I can't read this.
266
00:11:39,601 --> 00:11:42,012
It's our position. We're
going to stick with it.
267
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,346
No, no, no. I mean,
I can't read this.
268
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,046
You try it.
Cover an eye.
269
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,334
I'm getting
a headache.
270
00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:50,434
Paul, I got...
271
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:57,813
I got to know you're ready for this, ok ?
272
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,680
These people are going
to want some answers.
273
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,246
They won't be satisfied
274
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,246
with the timeless Paul Lassiter classic,
275
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,380
"I have no comment
at this time."
276
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:08,146
Don't you worry about a thing
because I'm in total control.
277
00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:11,146
Look, I've never felt
more confident in my life.
278
00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:14,580
Since that accident, I've
finally found my inner strength.
279
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,646
That accident
changed my life.
280
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:20,780
Paul, you weren't
driving an Indy car.
281
00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:23,267
You got hit by toast.
282
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,446
Well, there she is...
the bride.
283
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,912
I've been thinking
about wedding presents.
284
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,912
What do you want ?
Gravy boat ?
285
00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:34,413
A blender ?
286
00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:36,200
Date for the reception ?
287
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,446
Very cute, Mike.
288
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:41,713
What's the matter ?
289
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,613
I just got off the phone
with my nana.
290
00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:44,912
She's just thrilled.
291
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:47,246
She's flying up from
Jacksonville for the wedding.
292
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,912
Wow, what a nana.
293
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,413
She just kept saying
how happy she is
294
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,912
that her granddaughter is
finally getting married.
295
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:57,133
Unfortunately, the whole gay
rights thing just kind of went...
296
00:12:59,534 --> 00:13:01,413
I know what you mean.
297
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,613
My grandmother thought
that a homosexual
298
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:07,834
was a person who slept with
one person their whole life.
299
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,646
We were going to
let it slide,
300
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:16,033
but she kept telling the
mailman she was a homosexual.
301
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,513
I just don't want my
nana to be disappointed.
302
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,480
You don't want to disappoint
nana, so cancel it.
303
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,012
Cancel it for nana.
304
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,546
You know,
I'm sorry, Mike.
305
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,213
I'm doing this
for carter.
306
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:33,279
If I can help him shine the
light on an important issue,
307
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,847
that's great. And as
for me, I don't care.
308
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,179
This is just a few
days out of my life.
309
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,246
Nikki.
310
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,246
What ?
311
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,246
I have
a surprise for you.
312
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:43,613
What ?
313
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:46,113
I hope you don't think
this is too corny,
314
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,580
but, well... here.
315
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,213
It's, uh,
my grandmother's
316
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:51,213
engagement ring.
317
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,979
My mom
was so excited
318
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,912
when she thought somebody
might actually wear it,
319
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,701
even for a week.
320
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,033
Wow.
321
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:08,012
Wow.
322
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,646
Wow !
323
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:10,701
Thanks, Nikki.
324
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,501
Wow.
325
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,879
Not a single
follow-up question ?
326
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,946
None. Paul has completely
shut down the media.
327
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,380
I don't know
how he did it.
328
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:33,946
Anyway, it gives us a
window to try to figure out
329
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,279
how to put the kibosh
on this wedding.
330
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,213
Well, I don't think we need
to put any kibosh on it.
331
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,713
Well, should we just
nip it in the bud, then ?
332
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,413
Let me tell you a little story, Mike.
333
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:46,580
Please.
334
00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:48,079
When I was
11 years old,
335
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,580
my parents sent me
away to summer camp.
336
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:51,879
It was there that
I developed, well,
337
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,912
a serious case
of athlete's foot.
338
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:57,279
Needless to say, when it
came time to hit the showers,
339
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,267
I was embarrassed
and confused.
340
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,246
You and me both, sir.
341
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,246
No. The point is,
the more I did
342
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,246
to try to hide
my affliction,
343
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,513
the more I drew
attention to it.
344
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:14,046
Pretty soon, I- I-I was
just a boy in the shower
345
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,879
with one sock on.
346
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,146
You're saying the more we
do to try to cover this up,
347
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:22,446
the worse it will get. Give me
a second. Let me work with this.
348
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,879
Ok, well, you've already
come out negative on it,
349
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,480
so the conservatives
are happy.
350
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:30,380
And if we let carter and
Nikki walk down the aisle,
351
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:33,313
the liberals are
taken care of, so...
352
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,446
do nothing.
353
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,667
Sir, that's inspired.
354
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:42,480
Let it be, Mike, and the
path shall reveal itself.
355
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,813
You're a very spiritual man,
aren't you, sir ?
356
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:47,501
I'm part Chippewa.
357
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,912
You know, I don't know
what it is, Stuart,
358
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,480
but I always get this
feeling at weddings.
359
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:08,146
You know, there's almost a
different energy in the air.
360
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,513
Maybe it's just me.
361
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,380
It's not just you,
James.
362
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:13,246
It's the law
of the jungle.
363
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,480
Women are naturally
vulnerable at weddings.
364
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,346
You ever see
wild kingdom ?
365
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,747
We're cheetahs, James,
366
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:21,813
and the women...
367
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,813
they're wounded
baby gazelles.
368
00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:26,834
Yeah, well, you're looking
at the king of the jungle.
369
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:31,613
I'm telling you,
I got more numbers
370
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,267
than I know
what to do with.
371
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,012
Paul, how long
did the doctor say
372
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,213
you're supposed to
wear the patch ?
373
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:39,246
Friday.
374
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:40,279
It's saturday.
375
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,613
Yes, well,
376
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,868
the prescription
was very vague.
377
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,847
Hello.
378
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,879
Oh, Mike ! Look, Nikki,
it's Mike !
379
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,279
HI, Mike.
380
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,634
HI, Karen.
381
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,046
She's a little
stressed out.
382
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,213
She can hear you.
383
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,780
Why don't I get us a
little more champagne.
384
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,580
Good idea. Why don't
you get some, too, Karen ?
385
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:03,780
It'll perk you up
a little.
386
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:04,968
Okey-dokey.
387
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:11,613
I, uh... I just wanted to
come by and wish you luck.
388
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:13,179
How you doing ?
389
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,680
Ok. I got my something
old, my something new,
390
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,346
my something blue. I
need something borrowed.
391
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:19,847
Oh, uh...
392
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:22,346
10 bucks.
393
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,879
Thanks.
394
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,513
Going to need that back
after the ceremony.
395
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,380
So, I'm doing it, Mike.
I'm getting married.
396
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:32,079
What am I doing ?
397
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,380
I don't know. I thought
I could put this dress on,
398
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,012
and it wouldn't
affect me,
399
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,934
but, I mean,
look at me. I'm...
400
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,580
you look beautiful.
401
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,546
No, I'm a mess.
My mascara is running.
402
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,313
I'm shaking.
Why am I shaking ?
403
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:48,246
You shake when it's forever,
not when it's 5 days.
404
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,580
Maybe you got cold feet.
405
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,380
I can't feel
my feet.
406
00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:55,613
Look, I may be a little
out of line, but, uh...
407
00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,546
it occurs to me
you might have
408
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,380
a little more
invested emotionally
409
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:01,367
than you thought
you would in this.
410
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,501
You think ?
411
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:19,912
I have a picture of my
mom on her wedding day.
412
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,033
I look just like her.
413
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,946
You don't have to
go through with this.
414
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:29,367
You know, I don't even get
to have sex tonight, Mike.
415
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,813
I'm going to spend my
wedding night at home,
416
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,534
ironing and folding
my dress for next time.
417
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:39,879
What's the holdup ?
418
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,912
Nothing.
419
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,946
This is a mistake. You
can't go through with this.
420
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,380
You never quit, do you ?
421
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,046
This is happening.
You can't stop it.
422
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,879
Look, to tell you
the truth,
423
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,012
politically, this is no
longer a problem for me.
424
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:53,313
You're happy.
The Mayor is happy.
425
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:54,979
I have
no ulterior motive.
426
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,747
Well, that's a first.
427
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,646
Anything I tell you
now is personal,
428
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,300
it's honest, and
it is from my heart.
429
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:03,501
Uhh...
430
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,580
and what's that cold heart
of yours telling you, Michael ?
431
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,213
That you pulled
it off, carter.
432
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:10,646
You did it,
and I admire that.
433
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,446
I seriously do.
It's exactly
434
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:13,979
the kind of thing that I hope I would do
435
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,513
if I was
in your position.
436
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,413
You're gonna get everything
you want. But Nikki...
437
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:19,413
Mike, don't.
438
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,580
What ?
439
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,946
Why don't you
ask Nikki
440
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,179
how she
feels about it ?
441
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,246
If there's anything you
want to talk about...
442
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,713
no, I'm fine. I'm just
a little flustered.
443
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:27,713
Are you sure ?
Because...
444
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,012
yes. Go away.
445
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,580
The groom is not
supposed to see the bride
446
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,367
before the wedding.
447
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:44,847
Before we consecrate
the vows of holy matrimony,
448
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,213
if there is
any man or woman
449
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:50,380
who thinks that this union
should not take place,
450
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:54,046
please let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
451
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,680
Ok, I want a tight
shot on Nikki,
452
00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:58,246
and then a quick pan
across to carter.
453
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:02,113
Excuse me ? Do you think this
union should not take place ?
454
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,546
I'm for it.
Are you kidding ?
455
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,467
They got me doing
talking dog stories.
456
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:10,146
Do you,
Nicole Katherine Faber,
457
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,879
take this man,
carter Sebastian Heywood,
458
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,879
to be your lawfully
wedded husband,
459
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,912
to love and honor him
in sickness and in health
460
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,033
all the days
of your life ?
461
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,146
Um, I... I do.
462
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,480
And do you, carter,
take Nicole,
463
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,912
to love and honor her
in sickness and in health
464
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,033
for all the days
of your life ?
465
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,667
I don't.
466
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,380
Carter, you don't
have to do this for me.
467
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,979
Yeah, I do.
468
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,747
I mean, I... I don't.
469
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:41,200
I mean...
470
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,667
you know what I mean.
471
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,513
Am I disappointed ?
Absolutely not.
472
00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:54,113
It's amazing to have a
friend who would go this far.
473
00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:57,613
She deserves to take those
vows when they mean something.
474
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,613
And you know what ?
So do I.
475
00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,012
Mark my words. It will happen someday.
476
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,946
Someday, we'll be
standing right up there
477
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,067
with the man
of our dreams.
478
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,367
I hope it's
not the same guy.
479
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,446
Is Nikki ok ?
480
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:15,713
Oh, yeah.
She'll be fine.
481
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,380
I don't know what it is about weddings,
482
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,879
but they always
make me daydream.
483
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,501
M- me, too.
484
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,146
Really ? So do you
ever think about,
485
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,079
I don't know, what our
wedding would be like ?
486
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,534
Sure.
487
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,480
Hypothetically.
488
00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:34,680
Didn't mean
to scare you.
489
00:21:34,801 --> 00:21:38,100
Oh, you didn't.
You didn't !
490
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:44,847
Listen up, people.
491
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:47,580
I am powerful,
and I'm confident,
492
00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:50,567
and I don't need some eye
patch to make me feel that way.
493
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:52,979
I am Paul Lassiter,
494
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,601
and I am a man
to be reckoned with.
495
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:58,767
Hello, gorgeous.
496
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,079
You're in my way.
497
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,713
I'm sorry. I...
I didn't mean...
498
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,580
Ohh ! Ooh.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
499
00:22:04,701 --> 00:22:06,580
No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
500
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,179
Looking for an eye patch,
people. Please.
501
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,546
Looking for an eye patch.
I have a serious eye problem.
502
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,646
Please help.
503
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:14,946
So, I'll pick you up
at 9:00, then ?
504
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,634
Sit, Ubu, sit.
Good dog.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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