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Previously, on Young Sheldon...
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I've been corresponding
with Dr. John Sturgis
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at East Texas Tech.
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He said I could audit his course.
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Connie, I would like to see you again.
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Perhaps we could have dinner sometime.
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Yes, we would love that.
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We would?
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If they get married,
we immediately double
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the number of smart
people in our family.
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Hello, Dr. Sturgis.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Can you see yourself living here? I can.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm. Good ratio of hot
dog chunks to spaghetti.
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I've been experimenting.
Glad you noticed. Kids!
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- Wash up for dinner!
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
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Now, who on earth is that?
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And don't be picking out all the chunks.
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Aw.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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[LAUGHS]: My pant leg
got stuck in the chain.
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Who are you?
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I'm John Sturgis.
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Sheldon invited me to dinner.
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Aha.
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Okay. Um, come in, I guess.
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Sheldon?
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SHELDON: Coming!
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This is for you.
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It's cheese and summer sausages.
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Thank you.
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Summer sausage means it
doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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Is that so?
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It is.
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Okay. Sheldon?
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Dr. Sturgis, welcome.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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Sheldon, you think you
might've let me know
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you invited company over for dinner?
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I did think about it, but I
was afraid you might say no.
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Come see my train set.
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All right!
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Good Lord.
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You mean he just showed
up out of nowhere?
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Yep. He's out in the garage
playing trains with Sheldon.
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Why's your hair wet?
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If you must know, I was
doing my water aerobics,
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and my swimming cap fell off.
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This Sturgis fella
didn't say a word to you?
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If he did, do you think I
would have been doing frog kicks
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at the YMCA?
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You look great.
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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
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O gauge trains are definitely the best.
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Oh, yes, they are.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, well, what a pleasant surprise.
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Oh, good. You're here, too.
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I am.
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Are y'all about ready for dinner?
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I am.
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Well, then, let's go.
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Meemaw, you smell like chlorine.
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- Why say it?
- Hmm.
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You weren't kidding.
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Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.
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SHELDON: Even better
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since Mom perfected the chunk ratio.
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So, Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon tells us
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you're a guest professor
at the university.
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- I am.
- Hmm.
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Does that mean that you're
only here temporarily?
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Well, that's the plan for now.
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But I could be enticed to stay.
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Meemaw, I do believe
there was subtext there.
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Did you pick up on it?
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Yeah.
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Was I correct to infer
there was subtext there?
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You were.
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Okay, we're all good.
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I can't believe they're
making me sit and eat
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at the kiddie table.
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It's better here.
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How?
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We don't have to pray,
eat our vegetables,
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and we can curse.
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Hmm. Maybe you're right.
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Course I am, you ass-face.
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SHELDON: Dr. Sturgis, do you think
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we're ever going to unify gravity
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with the other three fundamental forces?
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I have a sticky note on my refrigerator
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which reminds me every
day to do just that.
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When did you decide to focus your research
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- on quantum...
- Um, Sheldon, I think
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you're kind of dominating
the conversation.
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Why don't you let your
meemaw talk to Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, I'm sorry. By all means.
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Thank you.
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- Connie?
- Yes, John.
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Do you smell like chlorine on purpose?
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You sure I can't give you a ride home?
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I can throw your bike in
the back of my pickup truck.
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Thank you, no. I-I enjoy the night air.
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Plus,
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hot dogs and spaghetti
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is a highly caloric event
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that demands an aerobic
effort on my part.
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Well, it was a pleasure
spending the evening with you.
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We should do it again sometime.
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Great. When?
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How about tomorrow?
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[SPUTTERS] You know
what, we'll figure it out.
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Come on, let me see you to your Schwinn.
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Bye.
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- Good night.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Well, that was the
most stimulating dinner
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I've ever had in this house.
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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That man is a true role model.
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Well, it's nice you finally
got a man you can look up to.
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Oh, believe me, I know.
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You gonna keep it all bottled up,
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- or you want to talk about it?
- What?
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I'm fine.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Sweet dreams.
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You know you want to talk about it.
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You saw it.
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My own son can't even
imagine me being a role model?
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How am I supposed to be okay with that?
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You're a role model for Georgie.
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I used to be.
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Now he wants to grow
up and be Tony Danza.
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Did you forget you have a daughter
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who would really benefit
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from having a good man to look up to?
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Oh, dear Lord.
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- You did forget.
- [SCOFFS]
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I didn't forget. I just...
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I don't know how to spend time with her.
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It ain't rocket science, George.
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She's a little girl.
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Ask her what she wants to do,
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and then do it with her.
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Oh, yeah. I suppose.
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Trust me. She'll be thrilled
to spend some time with you.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll give it a try.
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Hey, when we do, you know,
whatever it is she likes to do,
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you're gonna be there, right?
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No.
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Well, this just got harder.
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[GROANS]
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Meemaw?
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Meemaw!
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What?
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I've been researching things
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that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis.
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There's a lecture tonight
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at Rice University called
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"What's happening at the
center of our galaxy."
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Let me just stop you right there.
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Don't worry. I know what's
happening at the center,
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but I would never spoil it for you.
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Look, I know you're invested
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in me and John having a relationship,
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and I'm not saying we won't.
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But it ain't gonna happen
with you always underfoot.
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Have I been underfoot?
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Honey, in order for grown-ups
to get to know each other,
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they need to have some alone time.
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What if I'm around, but
I took a vow of silence?
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Go home and have your breakfast.
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And then she said for grown-ups
to get to know each other,
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they have to have time alone.
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Makes sense. What else?
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Apparently my being underfoot
isn't conducive to romance.
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This is very helpful.
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Thank you.
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I'm at your service.
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Oh, Celeste, why do you always
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fall for bad boys?
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GEORGE SR.: Hey.
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Hi, Dad.
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What you doing?
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Am I in trouble?
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No, no. Just-just checking in on you.
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Why?
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'Cause you're my
daughter and I love you.
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This is getting weird.
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It is. I was just thinking that, uh,
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you and me, you know,
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we don't spend much time together.
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You know, we should
find something to do,
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just-just two of us.
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- Like what?
- You tell me.
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What-what sounds fun?
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I'd like to be taken to dinner.
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Great. Where?
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To the fanciest
restaurant in all of Texas.
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Which is...?
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Red Lobster, where the
surf meets the turf.
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You got it.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Mom, you got to take me shopping!
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I need a dress!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Connie, this is John Sturgis.
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Well, hello, John Sturgis.
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How are you?
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I chipped a tooth on a
peach pit this morning,
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but otherwise, I'm okay.
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Good. Good to hear it.
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Next order of business.
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I would like to have
dinner with you tonight,
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just the two of us.
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Oh, well, that sounds nice.
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What'd you have in mind?
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I'd like to come to your house
and cook you a Szechuan feast.
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I'm sorry, a what?
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Szechuan.
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It's a style of Chinese
cooking I learned
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when I was traveling through China.
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Well, wonderful. I would love that.
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Great. Do you have a wok?
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I do not.
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Not a problem.
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I have a travel wok.
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Okay.
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Uh, so, uh, what do you say about 6:00?
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It's a date.
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Terrific.
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Oh, and, um, let's not
mention this to Sheldon
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so as to keep him from being underfoot.
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Have you been talking to him?
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I have. See you later.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Do I really need to get
dressed up to go to Red Lobster?
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You're getting dressed
up for your daughter.
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And that's a new shirt, so
be sure to ask for a bib.
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Oh!
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I'm ready.
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You're going to dinner wearing that?
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I think you mean she looks beautiful.
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You look beautiful.
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Why thank you, George.
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How 'bout we stick
with "Dad" tonight?
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Okay, but you call me Melissa.
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After you, Melissa.
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Thanks, George.
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[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
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♪ ♪
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[CHUCKLING]: Oh, my.
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I know, I look like
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a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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Well, come on in.
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Sheldon, come in the kitchen for dinner.
267
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- Can I eat out here?
- Why?
268
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,701
Dr. Sturgis is having a
dinner date with Meemaw.
269
00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:50,902
I don't want to miss it.
270
00:10:50,904 --> 00:10:52,940
[SIGHS] Fine.
271
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ADULT SHELTON: During that time,
I saw three cars drive by
272
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and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza.
273
00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:07,289
["SMALL TOWN" BY
JOHN MELLENCAMP PLAYING]
274
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,679
♪ I was born in a small town ♪
275
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Uh, table for two.
276
00:11:12,118 --> 00:11:13,851
No problem.
277
00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:16,854
♪ Probably die in a small town ♪
278
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Allow me.
279
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You are allowed.
280
00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,528
Thank you.
281
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:27,398
Yes, thank you.
282
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,101
If I may.
283
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:32,837
♪ My job is so small-town... ♪
284
00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:34,572
So what do you think?
285
00:11:34,574 --> 00:11:38,109
I think we might be underdressed.
286
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:40,611
♪ ♪
287
00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:44,782
♪ Ain't no woman like the one I've got ♪
288
00:11:44,784 --> 00:11:48,119
The trick to a
successful Szechuan dinner
289
00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:50,020
is the Szechuan pepper.
290
00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,594
Okay.
291
00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:53,557
Now, you may notice
292
00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,026
your lips and tongue getting numb.
293
00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:58,262
Then why are we eating it?
294
00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:00,531
'Cause it's yummy.
295
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,566
[CHUCKLES] Sure.
296
00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:05,002
So, what were you doing
wandering around China?
297
00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:09,340
Well, when I'm not doing
research or teaching,
298
00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:12,943
I enjoy taking the path less traveled.
299
00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,546
I'm guessing it's a bike path.
300
00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:18,048
- As a matter of fact, it was.
- [CHUCKLES]
301
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:20,751
Everybody in China rides bicycles.
302
00:12:20,753 --> 00:12:22,052
It's fantastic.
303
00:12:22,055 --> 00:12:24,622
- Did you see the Great Wall?
- I did.
304
00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:26,273
Interesting fact:
305
00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:28,333
it's filled with the dead bodies
306
00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:30,027
of the people who built it.
307
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You don't say.
308
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Hundreds of thousands of them.
309
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Here, taste.
310
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♪ Can fill me up ♪
311
00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:42,172
If it's just the two of us,
why can't I eat watching TV?
312
00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:44,375
'Cause you're having
dinner with your mother
313
00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:46,243
and it's a chance for us to talk.
314
00:12:46,245 --> 00:12:48,813
Sheldon's having dinner
and looking out the window.
315
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:51,102
- Want me to have him join us?
- No.
316
00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,771
Then quit complaining.
317
00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:56,532
So what do you want to talk about?
318
00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:58,354
Um, I don't know.
319
00:12:58,357 --> 00:12:59,757
How's school?
320
00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:02,259
It's school, it's a turd fest.
321
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:05,262
Charming.
322
00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:06,856
Are you dating anyone?
323
00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:09,333
Nah, nobody up to my standards.
324
00:13:09,335 --> 00:13:11,168
Sure.
325
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,903
Can I ask you a question?
326
00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:15,139
Course, you can ask me anything.
327
00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,708
Were you pregnant with
me when you married Dad?
328
00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:21,846
Um... why would you ask that?
329
00:13:21,848 --> 00:13:23,172
Sheldon said so.
330
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:24,381
How would Sheldon know?
331
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:25,391
He did the math.
332
00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:26,391
What math?
333
00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:28,319
He said the time between my birthday
334
00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:30,633
and your wedding day was six months.
335
00:13:30,636 --> 00:13:33,536
Um... yeah.
336
00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:36,073
That's because you...
337
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,310
were born premature.
338
00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:40,197
I've seen my birth certificate,
339
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:42,132
it said I weighed nine pounds.
340
00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:44,468
Yes, that's true.
341
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:48,119
You were a big fat preemie.
342
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,696
Let's talk about something else.
343
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,774
Why?
344
00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:53,710
'Cause I'd very much like to.
345
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,970
And then Heather B
said she didn't want
346
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:59,171
to play tetherball
with Heather M anymore.
347
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,915
Wait. Th-There's two Heathers?
348
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:01,920
Oh, yeah.
349
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:03,180
Which one's which?
350
00:14:03,183 --> 00:14:04,552
Heather B is stuck up.
351
00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:06,345
Heather M used to be stuck up,
352
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:08,368
but then she got a scoliosis brace.
353
00:14:08,371 --> 00:14:10,227
Maybe she shouldn't
be playing tetherball.
354
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:12,384
That's what Heather B said.
355
00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:15,673
This is delicious,
356
00:14:15,676 --> 00:14:18,869
but you were not
kidding about the spice.
357
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,504
I'm about to break a sweat here.
358
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:22,494
[LAUGHS] Well, here's something
359
00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,263
you might find interesting.
360
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:27,960
Spicy food is typically
found in warmer climates
361
00:14:27,963 --> 00:14:30,047
because it induces sweating,
362
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,538
which in turn, cools people off.
363
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:35,019
So what does the runny nose do for me?
364
00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:37,688
It allows me to, uh,
365
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:41,325
gallantly offer you my handkerchief.
366
00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:42,960
You are such a gentleman.
367
00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:44,061
When I was younger,
368
00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:46,463
I read a book on etiquette.
369
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:47,619
That's how I know
370
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,903
that if I ever have an
audience at the Vatican,
371
00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:53,036
I should wear evening
attire or a sack coat.
372
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,973
[LAUGHS] I don't know
what a sack coat is,
373
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:59,777
but I'm sure you'd look handsome in it.
374
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:01,861
Thank you.
375
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:07,960
You know, it's a long
bike ride at night.
376
00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:11,322
If you want...
377
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,857
you're welcome to stay.
378
00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:17,461
No, it's fine, I-I have
a headlight on my bicycle.
379
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,627
Oh, sure, sure.
380
00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:24,515
Although, I hear it might rain.
381
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:28,706
No worries. I have a pocket poncho.
382
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,518
So you do.
383
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,811
John.
384
00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:36,197
I'm inviting you
385
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,901
to spend the night.
386
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,236
Oh.
387
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,330
No, thank you.
388
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:52,229
Don't they make babies
that are born too soon
389
00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:53,530
stay in the hospital?
390
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:57,432
Normally, yes, but you were born
391
00:15:57,435 --> 00:16:00,283
with such a great head full of hair
392
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,085
that they sent you home with us.
393
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,076
That's the first thing
you've said that makes sense.
394
00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:09,278
I'm glad we had dinner, this was nice.
395
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:11,882
Yeah, fun stuff.
396
00:16:11,884 --> 00:16:14,643
Well, don't want to miss Who's The Boss.
397
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:21,058
Lord, forgive me for lying.
398
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,860
I'll tell him the truth
when he's 30. Amen.
399
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,695
[WHO'S THE BOSS THEME MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
400
00:16:24,697 --> 00:16:26,463
Your lobster, madam.
401
00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:28,150
Thank you.
402
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,003
SERVER: Would you like
me to open it for her?
403
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:34,538
GEORGE SR.: Oh, I got it, thanks.
404
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:39,777
- You all right?
- This thing's freaking me out.
405
00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,713
Here, let me help you with that.
406
00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:46,650
Here. Okay.
407
00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:49,086
The trick is not to make eye contact.
408
00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,400
Tell him.
409
00:16:50,403 --> 00:16:51,869
Here.
410
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:55,453
All right, now, we just... snap her off
411
00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:58,161
like that... pop.
412
00:16:58,164 --> 00:17:00,424
Grab this guy here,
413
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:02,326
and we crack the claw.
414
00:17:02,329 --> 00:17:06,065
And then you take out a little meat...
415
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,234
dunk it in some butter,
416
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,237
and then you eat it.
417
00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:13,838
Holy moly.
418
00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:15,001
It's good, huh?
419
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:16,322
Unbelievable.
420
00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:17,838
I'll leave you to it.
421
00:17:19,263 --> 00:17:21,393
No. Sit with me.
422
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,055
Okay.
423
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:30,794
When I grow up, I'm gonna
eat lobster every night.
424
00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:33,730
Well, hon, you better stay in
school and get a good education.
425
00:17:33,732 --> 00:17:36,667
I was thinking I'd
just marry a rich guy.
426
00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:39,570
Sure, that's a way to go.
427
00:17:39,572 --> 00:17:41,877
Or a guy who works at Red Lobster.
428
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,980
That's another way to go.
429
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,950
You seem quiet. Is everything okay?
430
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,670
Are you not interested in me?
431
00:18:01,672 --> 00:18:04,187
Of course I am. I'm very interested.
432
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,190
Then how come when I...
433
00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:09,979
I invited you to spend
the night, I got rejected?
434
00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:12,014
I did do that, didn't I?
435
00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:14,150
Good Lord, yes.
436
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,818
I can explain.
437
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,153
Please do.
438
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:20,848
I didn't want you to
think that I would think
439
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,491
that you were the sort of woman
440
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,101
who would engage in coitus
441
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,628
simply because I cooked
you a Szechuan dinner.
442
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:28,697
It was better before you explained.
443
00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:32,668
All right, let me try a different tack.
444
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,656
Connie.
445
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:37,892
Oh, boy.
446
00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,763
Would you honor me with an evening
447
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:42,978
of intimate relations?
448
00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:45,203
Well, that is a different tack.
449
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,369
This is very promising.
450
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:08,971
What's happening?
451
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,640
Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's.
452
00:19:11,643 --> 00:19:12,742
So?
453
00:19:12,745 --> 00:19:15,031
That means he probably is, too.
454
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:17,412
You need to get a life.
455
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:19,148
[GASPS] There he is.
456
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:28,921
Mom, Mom, Mom.
457
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,490
- What's wrong?
- What's going on?
458
00:19:30,493 --> 00:19:33,328
Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw
had their first sleepover.
459
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:35,431
It's a big step in their relationship.
460
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:37,766
I'm going to go congratulate them.
461
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:40,102
Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out.
462
00:19:40,104 --> 00:19:41,578
Will do!
463
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,343
Or try saying he can't go.
464
00:19:43,346 --> 00:19:45,406
Oh, never mind, you can't go!
465
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,465
SHELDON: The last thing
I heard was jacket!
466
00:19:47,468 --> 00:19:49,351
[GROANS]: Oh.
467
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:54,360
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