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You're kidding me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Finding
a toy in his enclosure,
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the mature silverback will
be entertained for hours.
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Very funny. Ahh!
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There he is. Oh, man.
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Why don't we get the big jar anymore?
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That is the big one.
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No, I'm talking about the
huge one with the handle.
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- You gotta roll it to your car.
- Honey.
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We got that once five years ago
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when you were on a big
kick to feed the homeless.
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It wasn't a kick, all right?
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I like to give back to the community.
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Giving back? Okay. You, Duffy, and Mott,
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you made 30 sandwiches,
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and by the time you got
to the homeless shelter,
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you had, like, five left.
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A water main broke.
They shut down the expressway.
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We sat in our car for two
hours listening to a Met game.
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What? We're not gonna eat 25 sandwiches?
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♪ I am not your ordinary guy ♪
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This isn't happening.
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Donna! Donna!
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Hey. What's up?
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The guys are coming
over to watch a Met game
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and it's saying we don't
subscribe to the sports package.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I had to downgrade our cable.
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Downgrade to what?
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Not to Basic. Don't tell me Basic.
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Basic.
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Oh.
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All right, we've been married
for 20 years, so I'm...
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I'm gonna give you a
chance to explain yourself.
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We have to pay for Kendra's wedding.
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And you haven't really been working
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that many side jobs lately, so...
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They're brutal.
But that's no reason to go to Basic.
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We're not animals.
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Yo. We win today, that's a 3-game sweep.
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And Syndergaard's on the hill.
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Yeah, there's nobody on the hill.
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What are you talkin' about?
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Donna canceled our sports package.
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- All right, good times, man.
- No, wait, wait. Wait up.
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There's gonna be a replay of it tonight.
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Let's catch it at Enzo's, all right?
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Ah, I can't.
I got an early gig in the morning
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driving some guy in the city.
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Let me do that for you.
Let me fill in, please.
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Come on, we need the money, and I...
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I'm a man without a
sports package. Come on.
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Uh, I don't know. I mean, these are...
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These are VIPs, CEOs you're driving.
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I can handle that.
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All right, let me think about it.
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- Let me help you process right here.
- Ah. Hey.
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- Hey, sweetheart. Guess what?
- What?
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Goody got me a job driving a CEO.
How cool is that?
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Oh, that's so great. Thank you, Goody.
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- Isn't he the best? Yeah.
- Glad to help.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All right. Welcome back, premium cable.
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Okay.
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All right, sorry I turned on you before.
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Last six minutes without
sports was pretty stressful.
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We both said some things that we regret,
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- I'm sure, and just, uh...
- I just stood here, and you...
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Let's not relive it.
Let's not really... it doesn't matter.
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Hey? Hello?
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45-minute wait?
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You ruined my life!
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How's it goin', man? I'm heading
over to the convention center.
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Yes, sir. I'm Kevin Gable, your driver.
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You enjoy the ride, Mr. Conrad.
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Sorry, but, uh,
can I ask you a question, Mr. Conrad?
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Are you Harry Connick Jr.?
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Yeah. They make me use a different name
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for security purposes.
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It's... it's stupid.
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No, no, no. I'm a
retired cop. So I get it.
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A lot of crazies out there.
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Better safe than waking
up in a tub of ice
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with a kidney missing, you know?
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I'm, uh, I'm gonna stop talking now.
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If you need anything,
you just let me know.
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Will do, Kenny.
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Oh, actually, Mr.
Connick, my name is...
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Hey, you know what? In this car,
no “misters.” All right?
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It's just Harry and Kenny.
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Harry and...
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I'm Kenny.
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What are you, uh, you doing a concert?
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It's a charity thing.
I feel so blessed, I like to give back.
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Yeah. I'm with you on that.
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You're involved in charity work?
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Y-Yes, I am. Yeah.
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What... what... What do you do?
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Uh, right now, I am. uh,
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focused on feeding the
homeless, you know?
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It's just... no big deal.
We just make a bunch of sandwiches.
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You know, would it be easier
to cut a check and just
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buy 'em at the store? Yeah, it would be.
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It would be a lot easier,
but you know what?
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I think we gain so much
more as a family unit
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if we, uh, make the
sandwiches, you know,
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together with... With love.
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That's beautiful, Kenny.
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Yeah, it's my passion.
Making sandwiches.
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Only tough part is giving them away.
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Mm, 'cause it brings you face
to face with the people in need.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Hey, how was work?
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You mean my job driving
multiple Grammy winner
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and talk show host Harry Connick Jr.?
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What?! You shut your fat face!
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I...
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I am so sorry.
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It... it flew right out.
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- We're good. We're okay.
- Okay, wait, so...
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So what's he like?
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- He's the greatest.
- Oh, I knew it!
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I'm telling you, he's
just a regular guy.
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And he loves me.
I'm telling you, we hit it off.
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This could be the jobl'm dreaming of.
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- Oh, my God.
- Hello?
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Sorry, there's no Kenny here.
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Whoa, whoa, that's me. That's me.
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- Hold on.
- I got that.
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Yo, go for Kenny.
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Hey, Harry.
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Is that Harry Connick Jr.?
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- Just shut up, shut up!
- Is that Harry...
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Shut up, shut up!
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Yeah.
Am I available for the whole week?
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I gotta check my calendar.
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Ow. Okay.
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Uh, yeah, I can make it work.
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Okay, great, I'll see
you tomorrow. Okay.
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He wants you to drive
him for the whole week?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. That is incredible.
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- Yes.
- What was with the Kenny thing?
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Oh, it's not a big deal.
He thinks my name's Kenny.
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Why?
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Well, I guess he called me
Kenny and I didn't correct him.
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He's Harry Connick Jr.
I'll just fix it tomorrow.
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Okay, but don't
embarrass him, all right?
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You need this job, plus he's an artist.
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So he's probably sensitive,
but really strong
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with a tender touch.
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You done?
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, now I'm done.
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Yeah, okay.
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Kenny, my man. What's good?
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Everything, Harry
Connick... Jr. Everything.
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Although, there was one
thing I just wanted to, uh,
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clear up vis-à-vis my name.
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Hey, hey,
didn't you say your last name was Gable?
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I-I did.
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Kenny Gable.
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That makes you Kenny G.
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You know...
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Kenny G., man!
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Yeah, yeah, right.
We have the same initials, but...
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- No, no, no, that's hilarious.
- Yeah.
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Kenny G. is my driver?
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If you tell me you play the saxophone,
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we're gonna be friends for life.
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I dabble.
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- Hey. How was Harry?
- Awesome.
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I mean, I might've
told a couple more lies
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like I play the sax and
my grandfather invented
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jalapeño poppers, but... man.
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What a day.
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What is wrong with you?
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He's a celebrity. I can't stop lying.
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Hey, celebrities are just
people like you and me.
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- Oh, yeah. They're just like us, right?
- Yeah.
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So if I pop on the TV tomorrow,
I can see the Donna Gable show?
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No, I can't. You know why?
You don't have a show.
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Please don't go crazy
with this, all right?
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We need you to keep this job.
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I'm not going crazy
with this, all right?
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That's what Harry likes about me,
how unaffected I am.
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Oh, that's him.
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All right, I'm gonna
wait for four rings,
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then I'm gonna answer it.
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What? What if it goes to voicemail
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and he doesn't leave a message?
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Hello?
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Hey, Kenny.
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Kenny?
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Kenny?
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Kenny.
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Kenny?
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Kenny.
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I've been calling you like crazy.
Didn't you hear me?
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Oh, you know what?
I'll tell you what it is. My bad ear.
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I got a bad ear.
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Oh, man. You were on the force.
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Yeah, I got a buddy.
He's on the job down in New Orleans,
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and a gun went off
really close to his ear.
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He can't hear anything.
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Oh, yeah. See, stuff like that happens.
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I-I don't like to talk about it,
'cause, you know...
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- You're humble. Yeah?
- Mm...
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Hey, hey, tomorrow,
I wanna buy and all your friends a beer.
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No, you don't have to
do that. I don't...
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No, I want to. I really want to.
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And maybe we could talk about you
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becoming my full-time driver, huh?
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- How's that sound?
- That sounds good.
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All right.
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I mean, it sounds good
over here, you know.
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In this ear,
it just sounds like whales talking.
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It's just a...
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All right, the reason I
summoned you guys here today
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is I may be bringing by a client,
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and I just wanna cover some
ground rules, you know,
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for security purposes.
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Security purposes? Who is it?
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I'm... I'm not at liberty to say.
It's Harry Connick Jr.
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Harry Connick Jr. at
Enzo's? That's crazy!
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Whoa, whoa, wait. That's
who you're driving?
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That was supposed to be my gig.
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Well, believe me,
he doesn't even wanna come here.
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He's doing me a favor
because we've pretty much
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become blood brothers, all right?
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I wanted to throw you guys a bone.
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You gotta at least do me a solid
and give him Didi's demo CD.
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It's three tracks of hot fire.
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The only reason I'm in
Harry's inner circle
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is because he trusts me.
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My job is keeping people
like you away from him.
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Yeah, well, personally,
I can't stand the guy.
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What? Why?
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Ah, you know, a few years ago,
I followed him into a men's room
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at a Knick game and tried
to get a selfie with him.
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He said, “Can we do this outside?”
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What's wrong with that?
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It's just the way he said it.
Very 'tude-ish.
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Can I at least tell my ma?
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You know how Rita is with
celebrity autographs.
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Yeah, she sells 'em on eBay. No. Okay?
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So what's gonna happen,
when we get here,
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I'm gonna set up a nice table
because people are gonna be
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losing their minds.
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Everybody's gonna wanna
be hanging out with us.
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Us? Nobody cares about
you. We want Harry.
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Did you star in “Hope Floats”?
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No, I didn't.
But everything goes through me.
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So I will individually
walk you over to him.
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You get 30 seconds.
No pictures, no autographs,
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and don't bring any guests, all right?
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Harry's a private guy.
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He wants to spend a
quiet evening with me.
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So this is the deal... Any shenanigans,
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I'm telling you right up front,
I will shut it down.
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I'm just looking for an apology.
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You're never getting close enough,
guy, not on my watch.
264
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Hi. You missed dinner.
265
00:11:23,262 --> 00:11:25,597
Sorry. I was at Enzo's. Work-related.
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- Right. Work.
- Seriously, for Harry.
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Had to do a little
recon for tomorrow night
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when he takes me out to discuss
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me becoming his full-time driver.
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No way. Oh, it is so cool
that you're driving Harry.
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Mm-hmm.
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00:11:37,249 --> 00:11:39,667
Harry? From One Direction?
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Yes.
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Life is incredible!
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Yeah.
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00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:49,346
So are you serious?
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He wants you to be his full-time driver?
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Donna he loves me. I'm telling you.
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Enough that he would want
to sing at Kendra's wedding?
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I'm not asking for that.
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- Everybody's hitting him up for stuff.
- Oh, my God.
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- No, no, no, no.
- What? Like what?
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Tickets, autographs.
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00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:02,357
Goody wanted me to pass
along Didi's singing demo.
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00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:03,552
Didi sings?
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Apparently.
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00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:07,168
It's supposed to be
three tracks of hot fire.
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That's so weird.
I mean, after all these years,
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you'd think that would've come up.
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- Yeah.
- Have you ever heard her sing?
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I haven't heard her whistle.
292
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:15,916
Well, I mean, that's crazy.
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You only get one chip with
a celebrity and I mean,
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no offense, we're not using it on Didi.
295
00:12:20,468 --> 00:12:22,857
I agree.
If you haven't made it by 40, it's time
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to take the dream out in the backyard
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and let it go like a
balloon at a birthday party
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and then shoot it with a BB gun.
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00:12:31,365 --> 00:12:32,865
What time should I be at Enzo's?
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00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:34,068
'Cause I wanna put on a dress.
I wanna get my nails done.
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- No, no, no, no. Hey, no.
- What?
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'Cause I already promised Harry
a very quiet evening with me.
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And that's what he's gettin'.
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How's the, uh, how's the lasagna?
305
00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:44,585
It's good.
306
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Harry Connick likes
the frickin' lasagna!
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Sorry about all this.
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I have no idea how they
found out you'd even be here.
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Everybody, hold up a second.
Hold on! Go ahead, baby.
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Hey, Harry. This goes out to you.
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♪ Sunrise in the distance ♪
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♪ A tear rolling down my face ♪
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♪ Don't want any resistance ♪
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♪ We've both been to this place ♪
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00:13:16,135 --> 00:13:20,892
♪ I want it all,
but I don't wanna seem greedy ♪
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00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,467
There he is, Ma.
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Get a good look and
then I'll take you home.
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- I wanna touch him.
- No, you're not touching him, Rita.
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Come on, get her out of here.
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- Wheels up, wheels up.
- All right, all right,
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00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:32,986
all right, guy, calm down.
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Sorry, Harry. I'll be right back.
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Come on, man!
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00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:40,257
Hey, can I get another
beer, please? Thanks.
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00:13:45,932 --> 00:13:47,416
How you doin', man?
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00:13:47,441 --> 00:13:49,807
You know what? Don't even try.
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00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,410
Kenny. Kenny!
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00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:56,212
Hi. Kenny, come here.
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00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:58,751
Kenny, come here. Hey.
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You need to introduce me to Harry.
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00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,837
Yeah, you and everybody else.
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00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:05,072
And take it down with the perfume.
333
00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:08,663
Okay. Hey, no selfies.
334
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:09,854
Excuse me. No selfies, please.
335
00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:10,954
No self... hey.
336
00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:23,133
I just can't
stop thinking about it.
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00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,725
I-I blew it.
338
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,662
Well, maybe it's not
as bad as you think.
339
00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:32,308
I'm his driver, and the
guy left without me.
340
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,746
It's pretty bad. Yeah.
341
00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:38,240
Can you just apologize to him tomorrow?
342
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:40,232
There's not gonna be a tomorrow, Donna.
343
00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:41,763
He hasn't called me.
344
00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:44,693
You know, it's...
It's probably for the best.
345
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,156
I'll tell you, driving
a celebrity, it's...
346
00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:49,802
just too much pressure, you know?
347
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:52,443
And besides,
this is the whole reason I retired
348
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:55,506
right here, right?
Just spend time, you and I.
349
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:56,981
- It's nice.
- Yep.
350
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,586
- It's him!
- Oh, my God...
351
00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,958
Hello? Hello?
352
00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:06,050
Hey, Harry. Tomorrow?
353
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:07,941
I gotta check my schedule.
354
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:10,195
Yeah, looks like we're good.
355
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,819
I'll see you then.
356
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,766
Kenny G. is back!
357
00:15:15,028 --> 00:15:16,817
Claudia, these taquitos
358
00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:20,310
are better than last week,
and that is saying something.
359
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:22,502
Nice job. Nice. Way to go.
360
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,060
Killin' it.
361
00:15:25,177 --> 00:15:27,935
Before we wrap it up,
every once in a while,
362
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,094
you come across someone
in your everyday life
363
00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:33,325
who really makes an impact,
somebody real, someone genuine.
364
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,927
And for me, it's my driver, Kenny.
365
00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:38,583
Let's bring him out.
Kenny, get on out here.
366
00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,107
Kenny. Kenny. Harry's calling for you.
367
00:15:42,132 --> 00:15:43,513
- What?
- Harry's calling for you.
368
00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:45,341
Let's get you mic'ed up. Come on.
369
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:49,138
Hey, Kenny!
370
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,638
Come on.
371
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,813
- How you doin'?
- Good. Good, good, good.
372
00:15:56,838 --> 00:15:57,966
Come on. Have a seat.
373
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,544
- Welcome.
- Thank you.
374
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:04,702
Now... now Kenny was on the
Long Island police force
375
00:16:04,727 --> 00:16:06,193
for 20 years.
376
00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:07,951
Let's give him a round
of applause for that.
377
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,595
And in addition to raising a family
378
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:16,054
and driving me around all day,
this guy still finds time
379
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:18,599
to make sandwiches for the homeless.
380
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:25,158
I'm not cutting the crust off.
I'm no saint.
381
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,152
I love... I love this guy.
382
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,147
Now check this out. His
name is Kenny Gable.
383
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,695
I call him Kenny G.
384
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,120
And believe it or not,
he plays the saxophone.
385
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,765
No, no, no, I-I...
386
00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,054
No, no, no, no.
387
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,741
- Now, now...
- I don't wanna...
388
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:41,567
Unfortunately, Kenny
told me he lost his sax
389
00:16:41,592 --> 00:16:43,156
in Hurricane Sandy.
390
00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:45,047
Aww!
391
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,405
I did say that.
392
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,374
I probably didn't keep it
on a high enough shelf.
393
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:51,046
Uh, it's... that's my bad.
394
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,023
Well, I wanna tell you something.
395
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:57,349
We... at the Harry show,
we got a little surprise for you.
396
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:02,148
Here you go.
397
00:17:02,173 --> 00:17:04,574
I don't, um...
398
00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:08,436
You enjoy that, my man.
399
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,775
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
400
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,301
I think we have time to hear Kenny play
401
00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:14,851
a little bit on that bad boy.
402
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:15,968
I
think he should play that.
403
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,093
Come on, baby!
404
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:19,202
You guys wanna hear Kenny play?
405
00:17:19,227 --> 00:17:21,515
Oh, heck, yes!
406
00:17:21,897 --> 00:17:23,430
Come on, baby.
407
00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:26,273
Oh, don't try and play that, guy.
408
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:29,052
Please don't try and play that.
409
00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:30,585
Come on, baby.
410
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,890
Play something tasty.
411
00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:35,242
Yeah.
412
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,973
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on, play, play, play.
413
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:46,522
Come on, come on,
walk it for me, man, come on.
414
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:47,531
Okay.
415
00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:51,187
Yeah, warm it up, warm
it up, warm it up.
416
00:17:55,238 --> 00:17:57,238
Oh, come on, come on,
come on, you got it.
417
00:17:57,462 --> 00:17:59,362
Come on.
418
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:00,843
Oh, Lord, please, one time.
419
00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,601
This one's a little, uh,
420
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,273
it's a little jacked up a
little bit there in the front.
421
00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:16,992
Let's get a, uh... Hold on a second.
422
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:22,998
This is a different, uh...
423
00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:24,389
The mouth...
424
00:18:28,213 --> 00:18:29,713
You don't play, do ya?
425
00:18:33,091 --> 00:18:34,758
Nope.
426
00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,482
Do you at least have a hearing problem?
427
00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,210
- I do not.
- Oh, stop talking.
428
00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:40,117
Just stop talking.
429
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,187
Not a proud day for the Gables.
430
00:18:43,212 --> 00:18:45,905
Sandwiches for the homeless?
431
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,336
Once.
432
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,281
I ate most of them.
433
00:18:49,306 --> 00:18:51,544
Wow.
434
00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:54,492
Wow, I don't...
I don't even know what to say, Kenny.
435
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:58,991
There might be one more thing.
436
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:06,123
I know I said it before,
but I really mean it this time.
437
00:19:06,148 --> 00:19:08,161
This is... this is what it's all about.
438
00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:10,646
And you're sure you're
okay watching Harry's show?
439
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,382
Yeah, I mean, he's a good guy.
440
00:19:12,407 --> 00:19:15,186
You know,
it just didn't work out with me and all.
441
00:19:15,211 --> 00:19:16,397
Yeah.
442
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,176
I mean it, being here with you,
443
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,906
nothing can hurt me.
444
00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:23,190
You know, one of my big thrills
is discovering new talent,
445
00:19:23,215 --> 00:19:24,797
and this one's as good as it gets.
446
00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:27,223
With her new single, “Yes Indeedy,”
447
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,445
my good friend Didi Goodman.
448
00:19:30,828 --> 00:19:33,881
♪ Sunrise in the distance ♪
449
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,663
♪ A tear rollin' down my face ♪
450
00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:39,624
♪ We don't want any resistance ♪
451
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:42,819
♪ We both came to this place ♪
452
00:19:42,844 --> 00:19:47,663
♪ I want it all,
but I don't wanna be greedy ♪
453
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,952
♪ Ooh, if you're asking... ♪
454
00:19:49,977 --> 00:19:52,023
Not gonna lie, that stings a little.
455
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:55,666
♪ Say yes indeedy ♪
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