All language subtitles for Kevin can wait s01e19

Hey, Mom. So, um,
I know I told you that

my guest list for the wedding
was locked,

but I have
a couple more names.
How many more?

No, just...17.

What?

Honey, no. No, no, no.

The reception hall
is only so big,

and some
of your dad's friends,

they -- they take up
a lot of space.

A lot of space.

Sara.
What? I'm agreeing with you.

Okay, well, I have to
invite Enzo.

I mean, he's my boss.

And he's already asking me,
"Hey, kid. Where's my invite?

I already rented the shoes."

I mean, do we really need --
what? Like, the Hendersons?

Well, you know, maybe we don't

since Sara called
their baby ugly.

They probably won't want
to come anyway, so no.

Crossin' them off.
Ooh, that feels good.

You're welcome.

But still, we have
way too many guests,

and we are way over budgets.

Okay, well, Mom, if it helps,

I can pick up
extra shifts at work.

No, honey, you're already
working almost
every single day.

Your dad took a job
with Rootger

down at the warehouse
at Best Box.

And Chale is...
cheering us on.

Oh, hey. Uh, coffee
and an egg sandwich for you.

Yeah, what is, uh,
what is this?

One of the eggs looked
a little funky.

So, you know, just in case.
Oh.

I don't need it.
Uh, this area,
it can take a punch,

you know what I'm sayin'?

All right, so which part
of the wedding

am I working for today?
All right,

so if you put in eight hours,
you can pay for...

one slice of cake.

How much is this cake?
Let me see that.

N-no. That's it.
We're going with Yodels.

Every table gets a Yodel.

All right, that's Rootger.
I gotta go.

Oh, by the way, uh,
I invited him to the wedding.

Rootger's coming?

Yes, and he's bringing
his girlfriend.

Her name is, uh, Floor.
That's right.

Rootger and Floor,

come forth
to the dance floor.

Mm. Mm.

Yo?

Mr. Gable, are there any
job openings

down at the warehouse?

-For you?
-Yes.

I'm just -- You realize
it's a warehouse?

It's where boxes are lifted
and moved around and stuff.

And it's just -- It's not
the greatest gig for people

with bird bones.

I'm a lot stronger than
you think, Mr. Gable.

All right, you know what?
I will see if they're hiring.

-Okay?
-Thank you, sir.

All right, are you squeezing
my hand to prove

how strong you are?

- No!
- Okay.

* I am not your ordinary guy

Come on, guy. You're sweating
all over the boxes.

Makes it hard to read
the barcodes.

It's crazy hot back here, man.

Where's the air conditioning?

Oh, that?
That's, uh, in the spa area.

Right next to the waterfall.

It's a warehouse, guy.

Hey, uh, I noticed you're out

of the, uh, the Bluetooth
headphones thing.

I'm gonna go up front
and let them know that...

-Ah, don't do it.
-What?

Come on, you're looking for
an excuse to go up front

into the air conditioning.

What?

Yeah. Trust me,
it'll kiss your skin,

you're gonna love it,

and then you're gonna have to
come back here and melt.

Like a plastic bag against
the side of a toaster.

It's not about
the air conditioning.

Gable.

Hey, Mark.

Uh, just wanted to come up
and report that we are, uh,

we're out of
the Bluetooth headphones.

Okay. Got it. Thanks.

Yeah, it's a popular item
back there.

People -- they don't like
their wires, you know?

They say in the future,
no wires, you know?

That's really
what we sell here
is the future.

Anything else?

How 'bout them Mets, huh?

I mean, Syndergaard --

that guy stays healthy,
we are gonna --

we're gonna be in it.

We're gonna be in it
for the long haul.

I'm not really a sports guy.
No, you like movies?

'Cause I love that
Sandy Bullock.

Isn't she fantastic?

I will see anything she is in.

Her or Liam Neeson, right?
With the scary phone voice.

"I'm coming for ya."

Kevin, you think you're
the first warehouse guy

to make pointless conversation

just to stay in
the air conditioning?

Oh, Mark!

Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark...

Saying my name
a bunch of times
is not gonna work either.

Here's the deal --

I feel like I'm being
underutilized in the back.

I should be out here
on the sales floor.

I don't tell a lot of
people this,

but my passion,
from when I was born,

has always been electronics.

-Really?
-Yes, you know -- your TVs...

computers, and...vacuum things

and -- and, uh...
those strips, you know,

with, like, a lot of plugs
you can do -- like a --

lot of options
on those things.

Those things are sick.

Please don't make me go
back there. It's very hot.

Should've never gone
out there.

Told you. So it's even
hotter now, right?

It's like we're inside
a bag of popcorn.

-Mr. Gable.
-Chale, what are you
doing here?

I told you that I wanted
a job, so here I am.

I want to contribute
to the wedding

just like everyone else.

And I know that
it is hard work,

but I am not afraid
to get these dirty.

You know what?

Coming down here shows guts
and initiative,
and I like that.

I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna go up front.
I'm gonna talk to Mark.

Can't promise you anything,
but we'll see.

**

How are we still over
on our guest list?

I won't go.
You give me 20 bucks,

and I make sure Sara
doesn't go either.

You're both going.

You know what the problem is
is that all the single people

we invited get a plus one.

So that means that 20 people
we love get to bring

20 losers that we gotta feed.

It's called a wedding.

Yeah, too bad we can't make
all the single people

be each other's dates.

Well, wait, wait, hold on.
What?

Well, who says that
we can't do that?

What,
randomly pair people up?

Well, let's not
do it randomly. Let's put
some thought into it.

All right, what about, um,
what about your friend Steve?

He's single and attractive.

How 'bout we pair him up with,
uh, this girl Shana?

No, they're cousins.

But are they first cousins?

Because if they're not,
that's not that weird.

No, that's still
really weird.

Hey. Kev around?

Some of the boys at
the fire station went hunting,

and he said he wanted
some venison.

Oh. Deer meat...
in a CVS bag.

Well, I had to grab some
cortisone cream.

Eh, it's a long story.

Uh, hey, Uncle Kyle, who are
you bringing to the wedding?

Uh, I'm not sure yet.

It's either gonna be,
um, Crystal,

that lovely gal
from Shop Rite,

or my buddy Chad,
also from Shop Rite.

Okay, but if you haven't
asked anyone yet,

we might have the perfect girl
for you.

Mm.
Mm-hmm.

You have my attention.

Oh, jeez.
Oh.

This thing's
startin' to leak.
Ew, ew, ew.

Blood on the floor. Sorry.
Okay, outside,
outside. Please.

Okay, quick, let's find
someone for him.

No, Mom, all of my friends
are way too young.

What about -- what about Kate?

For Uncle Kyle?
Mm-hmm.

Are you crazy? No.
She's a partner at a law firm

and she paid her way
through law school

by being a fitness model.

Yeah, well, you know what else
she is, is single.

Mm-hmm.
Mom, no, I don't know.
That's --

No, no. Kendra, you need to
get on board with these cuts

because as of now,
we have 12 people

eating Yodels
in their cars.

**

Do I need the belt?

Yeah.

It's for back support,

but you're wearing it
like a halter top.

You gotta get it down low.
Ohh.

Uh, thanks for getting me
in here, Mr. Gable.

Yeah. No problem. Come on,
I'll introduce you
to the guys.

Of course you know Rootger.
Over here we got Gator,

that's the Goat,
and right here is Dynamic Bob.

Hey, welcome to Best Box.

Bang. Dynamic.

Everybody seems to have
a nickname.

Will I be getting one?

Probably gonna
stick with Chale. No doubt.

Hold on to me.

I thought Chale
was your nickname.

Chale is actually
my given name.

Oh, then you need a nickname.

Uh, how 'bout Scott?

Uh, I'm not sure that's
actually --

Too late, Scott.
The die is cast.

All right, guys.
We've got gamers out there.

I'm gonna need hard drives.
5400 RPMs.

Oh.
Uh, actually, sir, for gaming,

you might want to go with
the 7200 RPMs.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm totally sorry, Mark.

It's a rookie mistake
right there. He...

No, it's -- it's just that
the 5400s can't keep up

with new gen games.

Plus the 7200s
are more expensive,

so bigger profit margins.

This is embarrassing.

Say goodbye to Scott,
everybody.
Yeah, sorry.

You know what?
Kid makes a good point.

Grab the 7200s. I'm gonna
upsell these nerds, hmm?

Hey, if you really want
to stick it to 'em,

you know what you do?

You sell them the 7300s.

They don't make 7300s.

They don't make 7300s.
Here, get the 7200s. Go.

**

Where's the skinny kid?

We're back on the clock.
He's probably in the bathroom.

His system can't handle
the roach coach food. "Ooh."

Never mind. He's back.

Great news. I've been moved
to the sales floor.

Can you believe that?

You've only been here, like,
three hours.

I know.
It's been a whirlwind.

Oh, and I just made
my first sale.

The customer's kind of
in a rush, so if you could...

...giddyup, that'd be great.

Is there a problem,
Mr. Gable?

I'm sensing
some hostility here.

You're sensing that?
That what you're sensing?

I get you this job and you
leapfrog me? Not cool.

I don't understand. I'm --
I'm making more money.

Now I get to contribute
to the wedding.

That's not the point, Chale.

You've been working here
half a day,

and they bump you up into
the room with the A/C

and the fancy shirts and --
ooh!

You think you're better
than us?

No, no.
It -- It's not that at all.

We have different abilities.

You have a very low
center of gravity.

Which is fantastic for getting
beneath heavy appliances.

And I have a...

degree in computer science
and marketing.

Yeah, let's not forget
your PhD

in kissing the boss's ass.

I'm sorry?
Yeah, you know what this is?
I'll tell you. Ageism.

Ageism?
Mm-hmm.

Jerry is our top salesman,
and he's 74.

Oh, please.
He's the token gray.

People are only buying things
from him 'cause

they think he's gonna die.

If you could just send this
back on the belt,

I need to get back out front.

It's boiling in here,
and I am beginning to shvitz.

**

So I said, "Hey,

"I'm not gonna bill you
for getting the kitty

out of the tree, but someone's
gonna pay for these pants."

Wow. Brave and funny.

Yeah, and sometimes,
both at the same time.

Yeah.

I, uh, put out a grease fire
once at a comedy club

and stayed for open mic night.
Yep, came in second. Whatevs.

Kyle, you are too much.

Hey.
Hey.

How's it going?
No, Mom,
what are you doing here?

Well, I came to check up
on Kyle.

He's doing great. Look.

Did she just touch his arm?

Yeah, and she's been doing
the hair flip.

And I think I even saw
a lip bite.

Ohh. She likes him.
Wait, what's the catch?

Does she have
low self-esteem?

No, no.
She's crazy successful.
I don't get it either.

It's just that I've never seen
a woman, like,

touch your uncle's arm.

I mean, if it wasn't like
a repelling gesture.

Or, like, putting on
a blood pressure cuff.

But, anyway,
I have seen enough here.

I'll go get to work on
some other couples, huh?
Okay.

I'll text you names. Bye.
Okay, bye.

So let's just say
I'm pretty much banned

from the
Empire State building.

Me and King Kong.

Ugh.

Hmm?

Yesterday, one of our
back room brothers
betrayed us.

He sold us up the river
for nothing.

Sorry, I'm ashamed
of myself.

Not you, Bob.

The man you've come to know
as Scott is gone.

He left us behind like
a candy wrapper
at a Mets game.

You know what?

We may not have
air conditioning

or those fancy coffee machines
with the little flavored pods.

Oh, I love those.

The hazelnut
blows my face off.

Yeah, they're awesome.

But you know what
we do have back here?

We got unity, all right?

Now alone, we're just
single fingers, but together,

we ball up into a fist,
a fist of power.

Hey, Gable.
Jerry called in sick.

You want
a shot at sales up front?

I'm just gonna need a minute.

**

What's up?

Mr. Gable, what are you
doing here?

Just waiting for the store
to open.

Getting ready to chow down
on a nice Danish

compliments of the beautiful
break room they got there

only for salespeople.

So you're
working up here now?

Well, Jerry's sick, and Mark
called me up to the bigs.

What's the matter?
You threatened, Scotty Boy?

Not at all, because when
Jerry returns,

you'll be heading back
to the hot box.

Mm, not a chance.

Once Mark sees my insane
people skills,

the only person going back
to the hot box is you.

Dream on.

I'm already
the top salesman.

- Oh, and, uh...
- out here,

they don't call me Scott,
just "The Machine."

Well, Machine, I've already
felt the cool air,

the nice poly blend
against my skin,

so I'm doing
everything it takes
to stay out here.

That's what's happening.

That's pineapple.

Oh, man.

Oh. I gotta...

**

Thank you for shopping
at Best Box.

Your warranty is in the bag.

Hey, you looking at
the 65-inch 4K, huh?

It's a game changer.

You'll be sitting at home
watching "Wheel of Fortune."

You'll think you're sitting
on Sajak's shoulders.

Kevin Gable, sales associate.

Is this one
of those smart TVs?

Oh, yeah. Smart as they come.
Watch this.

Sit. Stay.

Let's get this bad boy tied
to the roof of your car.

We'll get you home.
I think I'll look around
a little bit more.

Okay, but the sale's not gonna
last much longer.

It says it's on sale
for the whole season.

That sign's, like,
two years old.

Personally, I find that
a good sound system

is as important as
the picture itself.

Now with these, you get
the movie theater experience

without ever
leaving the house.

Trust me, he knows a lot about
not leaving the house.

Uh, I will check that
these are in stock

and I'll be sure to get you
a great deal.

Thank you.
By the way,
where are you from?

- We love your accent.

Birmingham, England.

I knew it. Told you.

Your co-worker's wonderful.

With that accent, he could
sell me anything.

Not bad for a guy who's just
out on parole.

He's still wrestling
with some demons.

But just make sure you get
your credit card back.

Hey, I know why
you're outselling me.

Because I took the time
to read the manuals
on our products?

No, it's the stupid
fake accent.

Oh.

'Ello.

Fancy a subwoofer, do you?

Just looking around,
but I need one
that's HDMI-compatible.

Oh, you're in luck, mate.
They all are.

That's an interesting accent.

-Where you from?
-Right around London.

Where exactly?

By the bridge,
the -- London Bridge.

After it fell down.

They rebuilt it.

Really?

'Cause I used to
live in London,
and nobody talked like you.

Noggin was kicked by a horse
when I was young.

These are all excellent
headphones.

These are more expensive,
but they're the best.

Rootger?

Oh.
How about those Mets, huh?

Huh.

Hey.

I need a favor.
And why would I help you?

Traitor.

'Cause I'll buy you lunch,
and -- and --

you can eat it right here.

I so badly want to
say no right now,

but you have found
my Achilles' heel.

Hey.

Well, hey, there he is,
the ladykiller.

I brought you guys some
new venison.

I don't think that
other stuff was venison.

-Nobody ate it, right?
-No.

So I think we know
who your date
for the wedding's gonna be.

Yeah.
Oh, you talking about Kate?

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, that'd be a hard pass.

What? Why?

Nice gal, but, uh, you know,
the smile was a deal-breaker.

Didn't love the shade
of her choppers.

What? Her teeth are white.

Mm. More of an eggshell.

I need like a new
golf ball white.

Okay, so, let me
get this straight.

We set you up with this
incredible girl
who's into you,

and you don't like her
because her teeth

are not golf ball white?

New golf ball white.

Plus, the girl's got
emotional issues.

When I pulled over to get her
Crest whitening strips,

she flipped out on me.

"I hate you. I'm not
going to the wedding."

Unstable.

Okay, Kyle. You're aware
that you're 52

and you live alone

and you're kind of shaped
like a peanut M&M, right?

What are you waiting for?

I'm waiting for
the full package.

Can you believe that?

Okay, but actually, if Kate's
not coming to the wedding,

that means no Kate
and no plus one

and that's two people
we just saved. Ka-ching.

You know what? You're right.

You held a mirror to my face,
and I didn't like what I saw.

This is what I do.
I sabotage myself.

That's why I'm alone.

You know what? I'm --
I'm gonna call her.

Her teeth were fine.
What -- but --

But were they?

Mnh.
You know?

I mean, really?

Dingy, right?
I don't know...

Yeah, see? I knew it.
You know what? Forget her.

I deserve better.

I'm sorry.

Uh, I thought we had them
in stock,

but the guys in the back
are saying that we're out.

Oh, okay.
Well, thanks, anyway.

Hey, anybody looking
for a XP 700?

Yeah, well, some of us see
"not in stock"

and they just give up.

Others, we go the extra mile.
Hi. Kevin Gable.

Let's get you rung up.

What's going on here?
This is the third time

the guys in the back told me
something is out of stock

when clearly it is not.

I don't know, but as far as
sales go, I am slaying it.

I just unplugged
"The Machine."

Here you go.
Have a very blessed day,

and remember us for all
your electronic needs.

Mr. Gable, are we not
on the same side?

Are we not just trying to
raise money for the wedding?

We are.
I'm just better at it.

Excuse me, can one of you
grab me an AX 200?

I'm kind of in a rush.

AX 200. I close this puppy,

I'm top salesman
for the day.

Not if I get to it first.
Hey, you --

Rootger, Rootger, I-I need
your help quick.

I need an AX 200 right away.

I'm on break. Union rules.

We don't have a union!

We should.

Hey, there's an AX
right there. Bob, Bob. AX 200.

Right there, that box.
Give me that, please.

Oh, no problem.
All right. Come on.

Just need to
inventory it first.

Oh, you're killin' me.

Low battery.

-Just kick it
into second gear!
-Kick what into second?

Just give me the box.
Throw it!

Ah, sir, I got your AX 200
right here. Just take it!

You gotta take it.
Oh, that's a belly burner!

Take it, sir!
Sir, take it!

Sir, no!

No!

Can I interest you
in our extended warranty?

**

Oh, hey. You know,
I was thinking, um,

out of 162 games, if the Mets'
pitching can just stay healthy

for, like, half of them,
we would be in good shape.

Get back in the hole.

Fine,
but I want you to know,

back there,
we are a band of brothers.

So you can just stay up here
by yourself and rot.

All right.

Dynamic Bob?

Yeah.

Out here in the cool air
and the natural light,

he blossomed.

- Go.

* Don't want
no sweet perfume *

* Shake your thing,
go bust your move *

* Do, do, do, do, do

* Do, do, do, do

* Ohhhhhh, yeah

* Don't want
no high-heel shoes *

* I just don't want no...