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SPARE TYRE
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You put make-up
where the spare tyre should be!?
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That is just plain lucky,
Johanne.
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What are the chances for that, do you think,
being a matematican and all?
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Sit still, and don't make a peep.
Or I'll dismember the both of you.
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Do you need any help?
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No, I've just got a flat tyre.
I'll manage.
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It's really no problem.
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It'll go way faster
with one of these.
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Quite hot out today.
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Yeah?
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The metal in the car doors
expand to make that sound.
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Happens all the time
with the oil barrels down at work.
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- You don't have to get all sweaty on
my account. - Don't worry aboot that.
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We're used to the heat
here in the southern parts.
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It's practically Africa.
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We even have chimpanzees
and giraffes...
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We even have chimpanzees and giraffes...
and a zoo!
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Seriously. I'm almost finished
anyways. Don't bother.
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Just get the tyre on there
and let the tool do the work.
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Size 19 you have there?
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21.
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I've got that too.
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No, 22's correct.
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I've got that too.
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My name's Arild.
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John...
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You're not from around here,
are you?
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No...
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Of course.
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That's aboot enough of that, dear.
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Why don't you bleed more,
you dry, little fart.
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No, no, no.
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Just lay there,
and let the tool do the work.
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Stop looking so freaking sad.
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Haven't you always wanted
the body of a Roman statue?
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There, there, little sister.
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What kind of coffee
did you bring today?
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It's just ordinary
boiling brewed coffee.
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Dang! Oh, was it PP?
Yes, it was...
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Nice trailer.
I've could've taken that one.
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When you've been laying here for a while,
there's a chance that the coffee cools off.
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That is why it's important to have
a high quality thermos to keep the heat.
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But it can't be to hot either,
because then you'll go like this...
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So the best you can do is make a
coffee that is neither good nor bad,
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so that you're not
sitting around enjoying it.
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Because then you'll forget all aboot why
you're here. That is "why I'm here".
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It's awfully quiet now. There
aren't many people using this road.
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It's an infamous detour.
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Takes a lot of time. I have to wait for
a car with a plate from outside the area.
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That is when I place my
tire deflation device.
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What do you do when a car
with the correct plates drive by?
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Then I call the sheriff and
tell him that someone is lost.
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This road here goes
around the hill...
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...and behind on the other
side I place the spike strip.
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When he drives around
here and flat tires,
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that is when I get my car
and drive down there too.
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And I ask him if he needs some help.
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It's important not only to keep awake,
but to get something to eat also.
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And it should be salty, so that
you're not up peeing all the time.
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When I've been here long enough,
I just pissin my pants.
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Once in a blue moon I get a biker or
a jogger, or one of those weirdoes skiing.
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They move so slow I just
run them down with the car.
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If I can't hold it in any longer,
I just piss in the coffee.
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If you only drink coffee,
coffee is what comes out again too.
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Hot diggety.
That was fast!
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I have to take this one.
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I'll just roll out the tire
deflation device. Back in a jiff.
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Why did you run over
the hill right now?
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Because the car had plates
from outside of here.
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I think it was DL
or maybe JD.
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There's another car.
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Ah well.
I'll take two today then.
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Are you coming with me?
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That's ok.
We have to make some more.
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'Cause I'll be back here.
Tomorrow for instance.
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