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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:51,336 - Cornelius, come get your dinner. 2 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:43,923 Cornelius. 3 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,663 Cornelius, are you deaf? 4 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,601 What in the hell do you think you're doing? 5 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,603 Cornelius! 6 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,573 Oh, oh, Cornelius! 7 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,874 What are you doing? 8 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,476 What the hell! 9 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,577 Cornelius! 10 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,016 No, no, no, no, no! 11 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,924 - Was that a bear? 12 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,827 - I think it was a man. 13 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:42,928 - A Man-bear? 14 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,730 - No, just a man. 15 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,801 - Oh m' God, oh m' God. 16 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,805 - Goddammit, Woody. 17 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,875 I thought you said you was straight to drive, man. 18 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,582 - What was that? 19 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,117 - I think it's under the truck. 20 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,192 - This is just like that movie, 21 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,595 where they ran over that dude 22 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,281 and they thought they killed 'em, but they didn't, 23 00:08:19,282 --> 00:08:21,966 and then he came back next summer and then he killed them. 24 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:25,103 Shit, that's gonna happen to us. 25 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,505 We're gonna die! 26 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,039 - Goddammit, Woody, we ain't gonna die. 27 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,274 Now back this fuckin' truck up, 28 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:32,511 so we can get can get the fuck outta here. 29 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,989 - What the fuck? 30 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:46,958 Fuck this. 31 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,960 - Yes, Sir. 32 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,147 - With a long-anticipated senior year 33 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,315 around the corner, 34 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,584 I think it's time to join the secret society 35 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,252 of sleep addicts. 36 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,954 Who'm I kidding? 37 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,655 I dream loudly, but I have to buckle down if I want to get 38 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,324 into a good college. 39 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,293 I don't wanna jinx myself. 40 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,928 Forget school for now. 41 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:26,898 After today, it's officially beach week and I can't wait. 42 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,068 I'm going with my BFF since grade school, Carrie 43 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,337 and her stupe-ass boyfriend, Freddy. 44 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,005 - Spring break, bitches. 45 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,173 I swear, one day, 46 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,676 I hope he knocks himself out doing that pose. 47 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,345 - Have a seat, Fredrick. 48 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,846 - Yes, ma'am. 49 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:42,848 Hey, buddy. 50 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,350 Then there's Jason. 51 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,636 He's my half-cousin. 52 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:49,921 Which doesn't stop him from trying to put the moves on me. 53 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,923 Barf. 54 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:57,028 Brooklyn, my other BFF, Samara's douche-boyfriend. 55 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,365 He moved here in the sixth grade but still claims New York. 56 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,034 Ew, I wish he would move back. 57 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,804 Which brings me to Samara, she's in geometry, 58 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,373 probably chewing gum and playing with her hair. 59 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,041 So, pen's off to you, dear journal, 60 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,243 let's make this one black, white, red and awesome. 61 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,712 All over. 62 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,983 - Okay, class, settle down. 63 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,351 I want you to spend the remainder 64 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:22,087 of the class reading Chapter 13 on moving proteins 65 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,655 into membranes. 66 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,657 - I've got some protein that needs moving. 67 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,059 - You can move yourself to the Principal's office, 68 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,127 if you like. 69 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:31,696 That's what I thought. 70 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,999 Now begin reading, class. 71 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,709 ♪ I woke up one morning 72 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:47,979 ♪ And I kicked my dog 73 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,814 ♪ I beat my neighbor's head in 74 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,418 ♪ With a big maple log 75 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,420 ♪ Then I called his big fat hairy wife 76 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,422 ♪ A big fat hairy slob 77 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,425 ♪ I had the blues 78 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:04,362 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues 79 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,712 Yes, Pamela? 80 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,715 - May I be excused to the restroom? 81 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,254 Hey soldier. 82 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,689 - Hey, you. 83 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,057 - Miss me? 84 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,191 - Oh, a little. 85 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,225 - You ass. 86 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,827 - Okay, okay. 87 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,995 I missed you. 88 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,197 - Get me the fuck out of here. 89 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,372 Fuck school! 90 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,844 - Quiet down. 91 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,229 - What happened? 92 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,064 - I should have dumped his ass a long time ago. 93 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,301 - What did he do this time? 94 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,439 - Don't cock-block me at the beach? 95 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,209 - You have gotta go, it's not gonna be the same without you. 96 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,077 - No chance. 97 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,016 - Hey, Christine. 98 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,351 - Hey. - Did you talk to Samara? 99 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,919 - Yeah, she's not coming. 100 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,521 - How many times is she gonna put up with his shit? 101 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,789 - A million. 102 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,228 - I hope that kid falls. 103 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,763 - Yo. 104 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:46,799 Smell this. 105 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,871 - Dank 106 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,139 - Stank killah killah. 107 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,373 - Can I smell? 108 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,275 - These aren't cut up Twinkies, Jason. 109 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,877 Fuckin' lard ass. 110 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:07,418 - Oh my God, what the fuck is he doing here? 111 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,059 What's he doing here? 112 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,261 Samara's not coming. 113 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,862 - I told him he could still come. 114 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:18,897 - Why do you do that? 115 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,099 - Because he has the weed. 116 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,302 Get off my nuts. 117 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,963 - Hello? 118 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:01,994 - Bathroom? 119 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,667 - It's around back. 120 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,149 - Woody, Woody. 121 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,753 Woody, Woody. 122 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:30,723 - What now? 123 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,624 - Hey man. 124 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,295 Go pay for petrol, man. 125 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,637 - This isn't enough to get to Mexico on. 126 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:55,373 - Hey, asshole, what the fuck you lookin' at? 127 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,932 - Let's get the fuck out of here. 128 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,433 - What the fuck'd you do, Woody? 129 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,369 - Road beers. 130 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,403 - Oh shit. 131 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:13,311 - Continue on this route for 87 miles. 132 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,314 - Yo, can that GPS tell us where we could get 133 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:16,981 some dank nugs? 134 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,451 - I wish. 135 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,686 - So, what's the first thing you guys are gonna do 136 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,753 when you get to the beach? 137 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,389 - I'm gonna get fuckin' drunk. 138 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,625 - I can't wait to just lay out. 139 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,827 - Me too and take a dip in the ocean. 140 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,996 - Yeah, I can't wait to part that mother-fucker. 141 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,598 - Yeah, swim, for sure. 142 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,600 - You gonna swim with your shirt on again, Jason? 143 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,335 - What, I get sunburned easy. 144 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,504 - Yeah, it's not 'cause of your mits? 145 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,505 - Mits? 146 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,773 - Yeah, man tits. 147 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,442 Shut up, Freddy. 148 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,477 I told you I was born with an extra thyroid. 149 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,379 - And two stomachs like a cow. 150 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,248 - Cows have four stomachs, dumb ass. 151 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,383 - Don't be jealous 'cause Jason has bigger tits than you. 152 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,618 - Fuck you, Freddy. 153 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,785 - Don't be a dick. 154 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,787 - What? 155 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,591 - Cool, weed. 156 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,628 What, I can get down. 157 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,834 - Hey, so, why did Samara bail again? 158 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,691 - Oh, she had crabs, she didn't wanna give it to everybody. 159 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,874 - Smart ass. 160 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,578 - Yeah, right. 161 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,059 - Yeah, I need to take you small-town peeps to BK, 162 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,361 show you how we get down for real, for real. 163 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,331 - Yeah, I could go for a Whopper. 164 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,933 - No, man, I'm talkin' about Brooklyn, fool. 165 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,369 - I thought you said you were from Syracuse. 166 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,572 - Well, yeah, I mean I am but I hung out in Brooklyn a lot. 167 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,408 That's where my cousins stay at. 168 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,543 - Aren't they like, really far apart? 169 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,812 Like hundreds of miles? 170 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,048 - Yeah, I live like right on the line. 171 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,449 What are you, The Riddler or somethin'? 172 00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,417 Stop askin' me so many questions. 173 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,752 I'm tryin' to roll this blunt. 174 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:23,007 You know, this shit right here is the truth. 175 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,814 - What the fuck? 176 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,551 - Oh, shit, what. 177 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,519 Yo, this dude got a hard-on, yo. 178 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,654 - No, I don't. 179 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,688 - Fuckin' perv. 180 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,374 - Gross! 181 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:43,059 - What, I don't even know what you guys are talking about. 182 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,031 - I have to go to the bathroom. 183 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:15,486 - Hey, Jason, bring me back a sweet tea. 184 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:26,931 - Hi, where is your bathroom? 185 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,501 - Who wants to know? 186 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,204 - Uh, me? 187 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:36,907 I really need to use your bathroom, miss. 188 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,542 - It's around back, darlin'. 189 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,678 - Thank you. 190 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,014 - Honey, ain't you forgettin' somethin'? 191 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:46,984 You need a key. 192 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,986 - Oh. 193 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,672 Thanks. 194 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:56,093 - Don't you be goin' and flushin' your bloody tampons 195 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,562 down that toilet and leavin' 'em all which-away, 196 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,798 you throw 'em in the goddamn trash, you hear? 197 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,800 - Um, okay. 198 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,137 - All you high school girls bleed like Dracula fucked 199 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,840 Willy Wonka and formed a blood factory 200 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,609 and slaughtered all those Oompa Loompas 201 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,144 and made a buncha bloody Marys. 202 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,980 Vagina Coyote Uglies. 203 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,283 A lot of Draculas' wives went out on a night on the town 204 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,018 and went to a bachelor party and all had their periods 205 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,586 at the same time. 206 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,091 - Yes, ma'am. 207 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,871 Oh my God. 208 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,973 What the fuck? 209 00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,046 - Alright, you guys ready? 210 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,080 - Just zoomin' out. 211 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,182 - This is so fucked up Freddy. 212 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,919 - Shut up or I'm gonna get you next. 213 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,086 - Ready. 214 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:07,565 - There it is. 215 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,100 - You better not get me this time. 216 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,069 - You're safe, for now. 217 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,952 - Fuck. 218 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,710 - What the fuck is she doing? 219 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:53,911 Dropping the kids off at the pool 220 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,846 and giving them swimming lessons? 221 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,314 - You're so gross. 222 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,996 - That fucking bitch! 223 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800 I knew I couldn't fucking trust her. 224 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,669 Goddammit, I knew it! 225 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:59,176 Just relax, Dirk, you don't wanna Hulk out. 226 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,311 It's been six weeks since you've been laid, 227 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,013 just, just be cool. 228 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,326 - Hey. 229 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,979 - Hey. 230 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,797 - What's wrong, you look like somebody killed your cat. 231 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,065 - Cat? 232 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,467 I don't have a fucking cat. 233 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:26,704 Are you mistaking me for someone else? 234 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,405 - It's an expression, what's your problem? 235 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:32,376 - Express this, bitch. 236 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,878 - Hello, Dirk? 237 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,816 - Cat? 238 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,419 I'm a fucking dog person, don't you know me at all? 239 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,911 - Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 240 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,882 - Pull over! - Oh, my God, Carrie! 241 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,350 Freddy, pull over. 242 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,828 - Oh, fuck! 243 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,368 - Oh, what did you eat? 244 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,369 - Shut up, Freddy. 245 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,371 - Oh, Shit! 246 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,476 - Maybe she just needs to eat some grass or something. 247 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,478 - Really, Freddy? 248 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,839 - Well, that's what my dog does when his stomach gets upset. 249 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,318 - You don't look bad. 250 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,286 - I feel better. 251 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,355 - Are you sure? 252 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,423 - Yeah, I think it was just something I ate. 253 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,592 School cafeteria, I don't know. 254 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:32,462 - Yeah, looks like Friday's corn dogs. 255 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,531 - Let's get out of here. 256 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:38,135 - Why don't you shut up, Jason? 257 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,173 - Holy shit-hole. 258 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,747 Alright, Jason, let's go. 259 00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:38,081 - For what? 260 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,483 - Because I said. 261 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,485 I have something important to tell you. 262 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,420 - No you don't, you're just gonna tell me something dumb 263 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,554 when we get in there. 264 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,356 - Guys, just go. 265 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,058 - Yeah, go, Freddy. 266 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,631 - Get the fuck outta the car. 267 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:55,699 - Okay, God. 268 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,777 - Hey, how are you feeling? 269 00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:12,215 - Better, just having some major cramps. 270 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,817 - Are you starting? 271 00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:16,053 - No, I already had it. 272 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,220 - Yeah, baby, choke me. 273 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,591 Come on baby. 274 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,328 Go easy, baby, not so tight. 275 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,706 That was hot. 276 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:22,819 You never got kinky like that, baby. 277 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,193 - Are you on the rag? 278 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,394 - Yeah, sorry. 279 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,401 We've done it when I'm ragging before. 280 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,603 - Not with me. 281 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:03,793 - What can I do you for? 282 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,896 - We'd like two rooms. 283 00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,597 - King size it is. 284 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,566 Smoker or non? 285 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,635 - No, we'd like two rooms. 286 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,503 - Two rooms? 287 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,939 Are you guys with another couple? 288 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,341 - No, they're for us. 289 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,945 - Well, you know those don't connect, right? 290 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,183 - We're not gay. 291 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,589 - Weren't you holdin' his dick on the way in? 292 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,891 Because I don't like cleaning blood off the sheets 293 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,294 And shit off the ceilings. 294 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,430 - No, sir. 295 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,935 - Okay, two non-gay rooms. 296 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:47,671 That'll be 69.35. 297 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,870 Check-out is 11 a.m. 298 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,005 You wanna lick my balls? 299 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,373 - What? 300 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,474 - Do you wanna lick my balls? 301 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,576 - Excuse me, sir, one more time? 302 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,646 - I said do you want a wake-up call. 303 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,315 - Oh, no, we're good. 304 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,254 - You're all set. 305 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,522 Those rooms are at the end of the building on the left. 306 00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,590 - Thank you. 307 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,859 - Oh, and guys? 308 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,595 Enjoy your stay. 309 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:48,566 - Thanks. 310 00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,140 Hey, look, I know we got two beds, 311 00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:58,907 but why don't you go ahead and sleep out in the car, buddy? 312 00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,843 - What? No. 313 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,011 I paid for one of those rooms. 314 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:01,945 - Come on, I'm just tryin' to get 315 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,446 some alone time with Carrie. 316 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,814 - No, man, forget that. 317 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:08,051 Plus, dude, she smells like corn dogs and throw up. 318 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,420 - Just gimme 10 minutes, I'll wave you in when I'm done. 319 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:11,655 - No, man, I'm tired. 320 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,457 - How about I break off your butt plug? 321 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,527 - Alright, fine, 10 minutes, Freddy. 322 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:35,945 - We at the beach yet? 323 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,815 - No, we're stopping for the night. 324 00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:47,957 Jason, what are you doing? 325 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,959 - I think he wants to jerk off or somethin'. 326 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,829 - No, Freddy said I had to sleep in the car 327 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,464 so he could have sex with Carrie. 328 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,865 - You fat fuck. 329 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,834 - You're unbelievable. 330 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,437 - You are such a dick, Freddy. 331 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,855 - Now see what you made me do? 332 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,056 And if I see you step one foot 333 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:23,059 inside that room, I will fuck you up. 334 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,888 - Freddy! - What, I'm not doin' nothin'. 335 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,457 Babe, are you still upset because of what fat-ass said? 336 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,993 'Cause I'll kick his ass if you want me to. 337 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,596 What, I will, for you. 338 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,865 I'm not gonna let anyone disrespect my girl. 339 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,400 - Oh, come on, Freddy. 340 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:04,768 - No, I'm for real. 341 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,536 You can't let little punks like that get to you. 342 00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:07,771 Throughout your life you're gonna come across people 343 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:08,905 who constantly wanna knock you down 344 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,907 because you're a good person. 345 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,575 I know, because I'm good people. 346 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,879 - Freddy, I'm not having sex with you. 347 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,080 - What sex? 348 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,849 That's the furthest thing from my mind. 349 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:20,950 Unless you want to. 350 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,720 - No, I don't feel well. 351 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,121 - Babe, I got blue balls. 352 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,790 - Good, I hope they fall off. 353 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:29,159 - How can you say that? 354 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,527 Our twins are in there, Fredrick the second and Fredrina. 355 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,929 - I'm sick here. 356 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,665 Are you seriously still talking? 357 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,167 There's no such thing as blue balls, 358 00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:39,569 it's just something guys say to get laid. 359 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,837 - It's not just blue balls, 360 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,439 the men in my family have a long history 361 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,107 of producing 10 times the amount of testosterone 362 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,676 of the average Greek God or gorilla. 363 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,211 We have to have sex every day, 364 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,013 preferably 10 times a day. 365 00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,948 - Yeah, so you've told me. 366 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,949 - Then you know it could be leading 367 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,684 to explosive penis syndrome. 368 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,686 Rumor has it the last Pope died from it. 369 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,822 - Freddy, if you don't get the fuck out of my face 370 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,224 with that shit, you'll be lucky to get any this trip. 371 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,694 - Your fuckin' loss, bitch. 372 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,166 Can I at least jerk off on your ass? 373 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,168 - Get out! 374 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,217 - Fuckin' blue balls. 375 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,194 - You alright, boy? 376 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,930 - Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just takin' a leak. 377 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:42,632 Our bathrooms smells kinda funny. 378 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,767 - Well, you know if you shake it more than three times, 379 00:41:44,769 --> 00:41:46,769 you're playin' with it. 380 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,138 - Yeah, I've heard that. 381 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:52,909 But I'm only on the second shake, so I'm good. 382 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:53,911 - Okay. 383 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,926 - Yes, right there, right there. 384 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:15,098 Carrie, come here, get on my left testicle. 385 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,167 Oh, clever girl, oh, just like that. 386 00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:25,909 Jason, get the fuck out. 387 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,679 Carrie, oh, yeah. 388 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,018 Goddamn charlie horse. 389 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,009 - Ah! 390 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,310 Ah! Ah, Carrie! 391 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,982 There's someone or something out there. 392 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,317 I think she wanted my shoes. 393 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,187 Are you okay? 394 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,189 - Why? 395 00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,758 Do I not look okay? 396 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,996 - No you, you look great. 397 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:54,797 Your hair is pretty. 398 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,867 - I need you to do me a favor. 399 00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,068 - Yeah, what? 400 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:03,106 - I want you to fuck me as hard as you can. 401 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,108 - What? 402 00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:15,918 - I want you to fuck me as hard as you can. 403 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:23,127 - Fuck it. 404 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:37,407 - Why are you smoking that in here? 405 00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:39,776 - To get rid of the smell of sex. 406 00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:41,878 - It doesn't smell like sex in here. 407 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:45,282 - Not yet. 408 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:50,787 - I'm not having sex with you. 409 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:55,458 - Aight, aight, aight, how 'bout a nice blow job 410 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,827 for a big red apple? 411 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:59,062 - What? Ew, no. 412 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,000 - So you'll do it for free, then? 413 00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:04,867 - Are you stupid? 414 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,736 We're not hooking up. 415 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:14,143 - Okay, Sherlock, why do you think we are conveniently 416 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,780 here in the same room together? 417 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:21,117 - This was supposed to be me and Samara's room. 418 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,985 - And Samara invited me. 419 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:26,756 - And you and Samara aren't together anymore. 420 00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:29,092 - That's why she ain't here. 421 00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,498 - City was better the first time. 422 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,834 - But I hear Pat's, like shakin' and shit. 423 00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:38,968 - You couldn't hear that 300 pound hit 424 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,169 on top of the hood. 425 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:41,838 - Fuck you 426 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,373 - Move your big ass mother-fucker. 427 00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,349 - Well, look, for real? 428 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,118 They say that a little bit. 429 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,453 - What? Man, fuck her. 430 00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,123 - Who are you texting? 431 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,824 - Just one of my friends. 432 00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:02,826 - Mmhm. 433 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,228 Guy or girl? 434 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,162 - Girl. 435 00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:09,265 She's sending me pics of her new puppy. 436 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,900 - Oh really? 437 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:11,834 - Yeah. 438 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,202 - Lemme see. 439 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:16,472 - I had to delete it, my in-box was full. 440 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,044 Are you being jealous? 441 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,082 - Fuck this. 442 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,552 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 443 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:34,056 - When you say puppy, do you really mean big fat dick? 444 00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:35,424 - I don't even know what you're talking about. 445 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,193 - Oh, really? - Really. 446 00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:40,797 - I saw the pictures on your phone, Pam. 447 00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:41,898 - You went through my phone? 448 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,366 How crazy are you? 449 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:49,939 - Not crazy enough to be with you. 450 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:52,442 - Fucker. 451 00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:57,013 Dirk, you better get back here, you pussy 452 00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,581 or I'm never gonna fuck you again. 453 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,551 - I've had better sex in boot camp. 454 00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:04,888 - Dirk. 455 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,474 - Damn, boy, you like you're a fart away 456 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:26,976 from shittin' yourself. 457 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:28,344 - I'm sorry, sir. 458 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,946 - Everything all right with your room? 459 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:34,116 - Yeah, room's fine, it's just the bitch that's in it. 460 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:40,122 - Hey, dickbag. 461 00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:41,424 - Excuse me? 462 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:45,228 - You got a bloody hitchhiker riding with you. 463 00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:52,235 Hold still while I flick it off. 464 00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:00,910 - Thanks. 465 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,246 - Don't mention it. 466 00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:45,922 - Fuck me. 467 00:48:45,924 --> 00:48:47,189 - I am. 468 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,358 - Fuck me! - I am! 469 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:05,342 Carrie? 470 00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:08,178 Carrie? 471 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:10,547 Carrie? 472 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,057 Oh, what the fuck? 473 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,499 Oh, fuck! 474 00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:51,755 - Oh, fuck. 475 00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:57,995 Oh, yeah. 476 00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:08,704 Right there, oh, this is awesome. 477 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,308 Yeah. 478 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:18,714 - I was wonderin' when you were gonna come to. 479 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,516 - Oh, what the fuck? 480 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:26,222 - That's a pretty nice goose egg you got on your noggin. 481 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,657 Why don't you put your peter back in your pants? 482 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,693 Follow your chicken-chokin' ass with me 483 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:33,763 and I'll have the missus fix you up. 484 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,199 - No, I'm alright, man. 485 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,082 What the fuck. 486 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152 Carrie? 487 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:57,553 What's up with the lights? 488 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,555 Carrie? 489 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,090 Oh, there you are. 490 00:51:02,326 --> 00:51:04,126 And you're naked. 491 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,795 What a nice surprise. 492 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:08,464 You been waitin' for me? 493 00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:12,802 What can daddy do for you? 494 00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:14,270 I know. 495 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:16,405 Freddy will fix you right up. 496 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,407 Oh, yeah. 497 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:23,546 I've been waitin' for this all week. 498 00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:32,421 You're a little dry. 499 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,690 I'm gonna be wettin' you up with my tongue. 500 00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,196 You're a bit stinky tonight baby, 501 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,832 but, I love it when you're stinky. 502 00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:49,205 Some of your dinner slipped down into your lunchbox, babe, 503 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,273 but I love peanuts, too. 504 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:01,684 Man, your clit is so swollen it's like two clits. 505 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:02,818 And a banana. 506 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,626 Let me get little Freddy in there, 507 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:13,429 I mean big Freddy in there, now. 508 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,800 You're a little extra tight, baby. 509 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:20,437 Oh, yeah. 510 00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:23,606 Fuck. 511 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,407 Ah, this feels good. 512 00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:27,244 Fuck. 513 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:31,748 Oh, shit. 514 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:40,590 Oh, shit. 515 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,328 Oh, fuck. 516 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:50,666 I'm gonna have to hit you up on the recharge. 517 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:06,682 - Brooklyn, I invited Samara, she invited you. 518 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,186 You two aren't together anymore, yet, 519 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:12,821 you're here and she's not. 520 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:15,758 Do you understand what I'm saying? 521 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,430 - So, what you're saying is. 522 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,967 I make you feel safe. 523 00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,335 - What? 524 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,304 Where would you get an idea like that? 525 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:32,541 - It's aight, it's aight, I know what you meant. 526 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,943 I'll protect you. 527 00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:37,246 You see these? 528 00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,916 These are considered deadly weapons. 529 00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:44,353 They are registered in all 65 states. 530 00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:47,423 I shouldn't even be wearin' these right now. 531 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,458 Why you think I had to move out of Brooklyn? 532 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,760 'Cause I was banned. 533 00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:54,763 You wanna know what my warrior name was? 534 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,966 Big Fat Dick Deadly Hands. 535 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:04,340 I can't even jerk off with these bad boys no mo'. 536 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,678 - I'm going for a walk. 537 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,914 - Cool, can you bring me back a sweet tea 538 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,415 and some Ginger Snaps? 539 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,550 - Yeah, sure. 540 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:40,643 - Oh, yeah, baby. 541 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:47,950 Oh, you still got a good grip on me. 542 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:52,788 Feels like someone's ready for round two. 543 00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:00,529 Oh, fuck. 544 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,798 You like that, baby? 545 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,401 Yeah, you do like that. 546 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:06,403 Oh. 547 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,507 Okay, I'm gonna go again. 548 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,509 Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 549 00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:17,047 Oh. 550 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,487 Okay. 551 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:27,757 Carrie? 552 00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:29,658 Come on. 553 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:30,826 Come on, loosen up, Carrie. 554 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,562 Come on, I can't pull it out. 555 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,897 Carrie, come on. 556 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,900 Come on, you gotta let go. 557 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:39,703 Carrie? 558 00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:41,670 What the hell? 559 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,443 Oh, what the fuck? 560 00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,378 Oh, no no no no no no. 561 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,981 Fuck you fat faggy fuck. 562 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,583 Come on, come on. 563 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,854 Get off me, you fat, fat, fuck. 564 00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,128 Oh, no, no no no no, get the fuck off me, 565 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,564 you fat, fat, fuck. 566 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,699 Fuck, no, no no no no no. 567 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:12,802 No, no, no. 568 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,068 - Thanks. 569 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,036 - You're welcome. 570 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,772 - Broke stranger with manners? 571 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:54,576 - I'm just trying to change the rogue strangers are bad rep. 572 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,779 - I'm sorry, are you hitting on me? 573 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:57,713 - What? 574 00:56:57,715 --> 00:57:00,783 - You're Pamela's boyfriend, aren't you? 575 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,184 - I was. 576 00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:05,821 But I just found out she's been cheating on me. 577 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,056 - God, I'm sorry. 578 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:10,526 I feel like such an idiot. 579 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:11,860 - No, it's cool. 580 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,663 Don't worry about it. 581 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,100 - Wait. 582 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:20,469 I'm Christine. 583 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:22,939 - I'm Dirk. 584 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,142 - So are you headed to the beach, or 585 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,745 - I was. 586 00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:31,980 Not so sure now, though. 587 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:32,848 You? 588 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,917 - Yeah, me and my BFF. 589 00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:36,118 - That's cool. 590 00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:40,023 - Um. 591 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,159 So you're in the Army, right? 592 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:48,564 - Yeah, I was, up 'til a couple weeks ago. 593 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:51,200 It's a long story, bad ending. 594 00:57:51,202 --> 00:57:52,968 - You're really on quite the roll, aren't you Dirk? 595 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:56,171 - Yeah, that's for sure. 596 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:57,639 - You wanna talk about it? 597 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,508 - Mm, no, that's cool. 598 00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,946 - I won't judge you. 599 00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:08,585 - Okay. 600 00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,122 - Were you overseas? 601 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,190 - No, local. 602 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:17,960 I just got outta boot camp and realized 603 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:19,728 it wasn't really my thing. 604 00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:20,730 - No? 605 00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:24,967 - Na, that's more or less my dad's dream. 606 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,906 Did you know, on average, 12 people a year die 607 00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,941 from vending machines falling on them? 608 00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,811 - Do vending machines just randomly fall onto people? 609 00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:37,079 - Oh, no. 610 00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:39,047 Most of the time, people just get pissed. 611 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:42,985 They lose their money or their snack and they shake it. 612 00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:44,686 The other ones are random, though. 613 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,221 Like, fluke earthquakes. 614 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:48,957 - And why are you putting your vending machine expertise 615 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:50,726 on display for me? 616 00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:53,595 Are you trying to impress a girl? 617 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:58,967 - Well, dangerous vending machine, dark motel, 618 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:00,135 late at night. 619 00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:03,772 Shouldn't you have your boyfriend take care of this? 620 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:06,008 - Well, I don't have a boyfriend. 621 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:06,875 - Oh, no? 622 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,010 - No. 623 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,177 - Cool. 624 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,914 - So you are hitting on me. 625 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,916 - What if I was? 626 00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:14,950 - That depends. 627 00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:16,585 Are you a psychotic rapist? 628 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,153 - What if I was? 629 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,124 I mean, no, no, I'm nothin' like that at all. 630 00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:24,026 - I don't think you would tell me if you were. 631 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,028 - No, no, I'd say something. 632 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:29,131 Psychotic rapists take a solemn oath. 633 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:34,770 - Well, Dirk, go ahead and hit on me. 634 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,004 See where it takes you. 635 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,105 - Alright. 636 00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:40,275 Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. 637 00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:41,843 I'm so sorry. 638 00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:47,983 - Goddamn, you are one hefty motherfucker. 639 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,085 Oh. 640 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:02,631 What the fuck? 641 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,369 Get the fuck off me! 642 01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:16,044 Get the fuck off. 643 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,265 Lights out. 644 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:46,375 This is the worst spring break, ever. 645 01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,277 - So, after I graduate, 646 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,712 I'm gonna go to veterinarian school. 647 01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:52,280 - Oh, so you like animals? 648 01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:54,016 - No, I hate them. 649 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:55,018 Duh. 650 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,086 My dad's a vet, too. 651 01:00:58,088 --> 01:00:59,321 - Oh, your dad was in the war? 652 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:00,756 - Shut up, Dirk. 653 01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,093 But yeah, I'm a bit of a daddy's little girl. 654 01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:08,030 - Oh, well, I'm a bit of a daddy's girl, too. 655 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:10,866 - You are such a smart ass. 656 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:13,669 - Okay, okay, cut it out. 657 01:01:13,671 --> 01:01:16,405 No, me, I'm more of a momma's boy. 658 01:01:17,908 --> 01:01:21,009 - What does your dad think about you leaving the Army? 659 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,779 - Well, he doesn't know I left. 660 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,314 He thinks I graduated, he even bought me a gun 661 01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,917 as a graduation present. 662 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:32,821 Just really haven't had the heart to tell him I left. 663 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,757 - Well, I'm sure he'll understand. 664 01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,729 - So, are you a cat or dog person? 665 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:47,469 - Well, I love all animals, but since you're so eager 666 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:51,940 to categorize me, I would have to say I'm a cat person. 667 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,375 - Oh, lame. 668 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,776 - What? 669 01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:57,813 - No, you cat people, you're just weird. 670 01:01:58,849 --> 01:02:00,215 - We are not. 671 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,216 - No? - No. 672 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,951 - No, really, you are. 673 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,354 Did you know, on average, that 12 old ladies a year 674 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:08,023 die by their cats? 675 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:09,891 Eaten alive. 676 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,194 - Here's the stats man again. 677 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,795 - No, really, I'm serious. 678 01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:16,865 I'm not talking about the ones who just horde like 78 679 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:18,400 of them in their single-wide trailer. 680 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:21,503 Sometimes, it's the ones that just have one or two of 'em. 681 01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:23,138 They forget to feed 'em one night 682 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,439 and the the next thing you know, 683 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:25,807 bam! 684 01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,042 Kitten chow. 685 01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,377 And you cat people are notoriously violent. 686 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,378 - No. - Yes. 687 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:35,150 And another thing, cats are just so dumb. 688 01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:38,019 Now dogs, that is a smart animal. 689 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,856 - Cats are way smarter than dogs. 690 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:42,257 - Oh, really? - Mmhm. 691 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,994 - And how many drug-sniffing cats have you heard of? 692 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:46,996 - 12. - Oh. 693 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:49,865 What was that? 694 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:51,399 - Sounded like it was Carrie. 695 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:07,015 - Carrie? 696 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,283 - Stay with me. 697 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,180 - Dirk! - I'm sorry! 698 01:03:38,182 --> 01:03:40,916 It, it was a reaction. 699 01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:41,918 Fuck, run! 700 01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,253 Go! 701 01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:51,993 - Get the keys, get the keys, get the keys. 702 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,161 Quickly, go, go, go, go, go. 703 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,283 - Alright, alright, alright! 704 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:57,466 Shit. 705 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,469 - What are you doing? 706 01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:02,471 Oh my God! 707 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:10,078 - Yo, zombie bitch. 708 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:19,554 - Carrie what happened to you? 709 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,890 You were my BFF. 710 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,860 Why? Why? 711 01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:27,963 - Something tells me she's not your friend anymore. 712 01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:29,931 - What the fuck is going on? 713 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,901 - I don't think we should stick around to find out. 714 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,405 Fuck! 715 01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,573 - Dirk, Dirk! 716 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:03,098 - No, no, no! 717 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:04,100 Ah, God. 718 01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,636 Get off! 719 01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,070 - Are you okay? 720 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,072 - Yeah, I think so. 721 01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,440 Are you okay? 722 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:46,308 - No, what the hell is going on and why wouldn't 723 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:47,976 that guy just die? 724 01:05:49,046 --> 01:05:50,345 - I don't know. 725 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,449 - My God, I'm calling the police. 726 01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:01,556 Hi, yes, police? 727 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,626 You gotta send someone quick. 728 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:07,729 My best friend just tried to kill me. 729 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:12,467 I think it's something she ate or she's on her period. 730 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,546 The Redwood Motel. 731 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,248 Christine. 732 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,984 Yes, please, hurry. 733 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:33,588 - Have you seen my keys? 734 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:36,691 - Oh, Carrie. 735 01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:04,085 - Come on, come to daddy. 736 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:06,454 - Oh, Carrie. 737 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,753 - Wha, no no no, no no! 738 01:07:41,191 --> 01:07:42,390 - Dirk! 739 01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:57,305 - Carrie, please let go of me. 740 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:01,643 Carrie, please let go of me. 741 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:28,770 - Kick her in the vag. 742 01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:39,707 - Are you okay? - No! 743 01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:42,510 - Fuck. 744 01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:50,852 Go, go, go, go. 745 01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,756 - Yo, shorty, where's my Ginger Snaps? 746 01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:56,824 - Brooklyn, I'm gonna need you 747 01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,561 to listen to me very carefully. 748 01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,430 - Who the fuck invited John McClain? 749 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:03,965 And what's with the burner, John. 750 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,900 - It's for protection. 751 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,835 And you need to listen to your friend. 752 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:09,304 - Yo, only pussies carry guns. 753 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,572 You see these right here? 754 01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:11,606 Yo, you see these? 755 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:12,974 - Brooklyn! 756 01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:16,644 Carrie's dead and she's trying to kill us. 757 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,215 - Who the fuck is Carrie? 758 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,318 - She's still out there. 759 01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:26,387 - Are you guys for real? 760 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:27,789 - No bullshit. 761 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:30,258 - Take a look for yourself. 762 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:46,674 - I don't see no dead bitch. 763 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:50,011 Fuck, fuck, oh, what the fuck? 764 01:10:50,981 --> 01:10:52,347 Get me out, get the fuck out. 765 01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:53,948 Hey, relax! 766 01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:56,351 We have to stay calm, alright? 767 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,619 - And who the fuck are you? 768 01:10:57,621 --> 01:11:00,555 - I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass. 769 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,689 Call me Dirk. 770 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:04,826 - What? 771 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,694 Is this guy for real? 772 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:38,926 - Hey, dispatch? 773 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,863 What was the address on that location, again? 774 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,867 - 713 Brandel Road, so roger that. 775 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:50,505 - Yeah, roger that, I'm on location. 776 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:53,608 I don't see any signs of disturbance. 777 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:03,685 - Come on, come on, little Freddy, let's get outta here. 778 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,520 Yeah, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, 779 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,822 this could happen to anybody, right? 780 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,991 Oh, what am I gonna tell my priest? 781 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:10,993 Oh, fuck. 782 01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:16,631 Who is it? 783 01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:18,966 - Police, open up. 784 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:21,336 - Really? 785 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,705 - Yeah, really, open the door. 786 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,573 - Just a minute. 787 01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,442 - Sir, open the door. 788 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:30,578 - Just one more second. 789 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,348 - Open the door, now. 790 01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,717 Open the door, now! 791 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:37,118 - I'm kinda busy right now. 792 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,587 If you'll leave your name, your number at the tone, 793 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,423 I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible, beep. 794 01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,559 - Alright, sir, I'm gonna give you a count 795 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,694 of three and then I'm gonna kick the door in. 796 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,529 One. - Hold on, one minute. 797 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:49,864 - Two. 798 01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,134 Three! 799 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:56,437 What's goin' on in here? 800 01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:59,540 - Nothin' man, we were just sleepin'. 801 01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:02,143 - Sir. 802 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:04,145 - Sir, he's dead tired. 803 01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,592 Why are you guys so close together? 804 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:20,461 - Um, we just finished, you know. 805 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:31,439 - You guys from like California or something? 806 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,575 - No, man, we're just headed towards the beach 807 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:37,512 and we just stopped here for the night. 808 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,847 - Yeah, well what happened to your head? 809 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:42,116 - I got caught on a zipper? 810 01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:47,522 - Did you guys hear any other kind of noises or anything? 811 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,157 Like screams or somethin'? 812 01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:50,024 - Besides us? 813 01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:51,492 No, not really. 814 01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:55,029 - Well, how 'bout you keep it down, then, huh? 815 01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,964 - Yes, Sir, thank you. 816 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:02,203 - What was that? 817 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:03,938 - Nothin', he's just having a bad dream. 818 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,673 Isn't that right, baby? 819 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:09,877 Oh, come on, go to sleep. 820 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:11,546 - You guys just be safe. 821 01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:14,482 - You too, sir, have a good night. 822 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:23,458 How could I think your balls were two clits? 823 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,033 - Freeze! 824 01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:33,201 - Thank God, officer. 825 01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:35,136 - Why don't you put that gun down, right now. 826 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,738 - Yo, he's Dirk. - Quiet! 827 01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:39,540 - Your gun, sir. - Okay. 828 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:40,775 I'm putting it down. 829 01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:44,512 - We're the ones that called you, Sir. 830 01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,664 - Nice and easy, here you go. 831 01:14:46,665 --> 01:14:48,815 - Someone or something is trying to kill us. 832 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,685 - Back away slowly. 833 01:14:50,687 --> 01:14:53,754 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 834 01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:56,691 - Why aren't you listening to us? 835 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:58,192 - Miss. 836 01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:00,027 Hands where I can see 'em. 837 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,100 Hey, Dispatch. 838 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,535 - Sir? 839 01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,837 - Go for dispatch. 840 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,272 - Dispatch, yeah, I'm over at the motel 841 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:14,742 and I don't know what the hell's goin' on over here. 842 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:15,744 Yeah. Miss! 843 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:17,612 Back up, stay vertical. 844 01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:19,981 - Zombies is what's going on! 845 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,717 You mother-fucking prick. 846 01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:26,654 So tell them to send for the fucking SWAT team 847 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:28,589 and bring your mother-fucking Army. 848 01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:29,957 - Christine? 849 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:32,126 - And, between all of those fucks, tell them to pray 850 01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:34,028 for a fucking miracle that I don't 851 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,564 shove a fireball up your ass! 852 01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:38,165 - Christine! - What! 853 01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:43,538 - Young lady, do not move! 854 01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:44,205 - Sir? 855 01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,540 - This... - Sir? 856 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,307 - What? 857 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:47,309 - Behind you. 858 01:15:52,549 --> 01:15:54,248 - What the fuck? 859 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:57,184 Yo, put that shit away. 860 01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:59,720 - Hey, freeze! 861 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,560 - I'm never jerking off again. 862 01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:20,908 - Oh, what the fuck? 863 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:28,783 What the fuck, this sucks so bad. 864 01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:31,752 Worst spring break, ever. 865 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,859 Jason, what the fuck dude? 866 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:39,827 What the fuck? 867 01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:40,829 Stop. 868 01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:43,331 What the fuck. 869 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:45,767 No. 870 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:50,304 Jason, what the fuck, man? 871 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,976 Jason, what the fuck are you doin' man? 872 01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,043 Jason, stop. 873 01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,045 Jason. 874 01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,047 No, Jason! 875 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,916 You will not go out that door. 876 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:03,718 No, I will not be seen like this. 877 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,219 No! Stop it! 878 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:07,788 You're not gonna make me gay! 879 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,360 No, Jason, stop! 880 01:17:12,362 --> 01:17:13,362 Stop! 881 01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:17,865 Ah, I'm not gonna die like this. 882 01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:20,201 I'm not gonna die like this. 883 01:17:38,388 --> 01:17:39,320 - Come on 884 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:41,389 - Come on, the keys, the keys. 885 01:17:41,391 --> 01:17:43,057 Come on, the keys! 886 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:44,893 I'm fucked! 887 01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:08,249 - Run! Run! 888 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:50,392 - Wake up! 889 01:18:52,195 --> 01:18:53,195 Pam? 890 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,218 - Fuck me. 891 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,121 - You've been fucked. 892 01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:50,639 - You okay? 893 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:52,507 - Yeah. 894 01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:04,518 Thank you. 895 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,589 - You know, it's a good night for America. 896 01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,591 - What? 897 01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:43,650 - Now, I don't know what you kids want here, but I like it. 898 01:23:57,099 --> 01:23:58,465 I feel you. 899 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:26,493 You know what I could go for right now? 900 01:24:26,495 --> 01:24:29,696 I could go for some fresh finger food. 901 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:35,169 How 'bout you, honey? 902 01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:36,171 - One each! 903 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,239 - Everybody sucks. 904 01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:06,100 What the hell? 905 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:23,484 - Shoot him in the brains! 906 01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:29,823 Shoot him in the other brain. 907 01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:09,564 Come on! 908 01:26:22,378 --> 01:26:24,578 C'mon, gimme the keys, go! 909 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:40,527 Let's check the fuck out. 910 01:26:41,897 --> 01:26:43,697 - No, no, no. 911 01:27:46,729 --> 01:27:48,829 - Fuck you, bitch. 912 01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:14,821 - Penis, penis, penis, I want penis. 913 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:25,999 Penis in my butt, I want penis in my butt, in my 914 01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:42,784 - Fucker! 915 01:29:21,357 --> 01:29:22,823 - I wanna go home. 916 01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:25,759 - I'll drive. 917 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:26,520 - Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. 918 01:30:27,790 --> 01:30:29,122 - You're welcome 919 01:30:30,025 --> 01:30:31,691 And hey, thanks for ah 920 01:30:44,072 --> 01:30:46,006 Oh my God! - What? 921 01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:47,008 What is it? 922 01:30:57,953 --> 01:31:00,086 What did you do to me? 923 01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,721 - I didn't know! 924 01:31:01,723 --> 01:31:02,956 I must be immune. 925 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:04,224 - Stay away from me! 926 01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:05,492 - Christine! 927 01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:07,794 Christine! 928 01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:09,696 - Stay away from me, you stay a 929 01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:20,841 - Are you one a them? 930 01:31:20,843 --> 01:31:22,576 Are you one of them? 931 01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:23,578 - No. 932 01:31:25,581 --> 01:31:26,581 - Oh, shit! 933 01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:36,957 Was she one of them? 934 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,926 She was pretty. 935 01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:41,261 - Yeah, she was. 936 01:31:43,232 --> 01:31:44,798 - Where you headed? 937 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:46,032 - South. 938 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,001 That's where my family is. 939 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,270 - We just came from south, man, it's fuckin' chaos. 940 01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:51,872 - Fuckers are everywhere. 941 01:31:51,874 --> 01:31:53,507 - Is there anyone left? 942 01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,509 - A few. 943 01:31:56,945 --> 01:31:57,844 Where you goin'? 944 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,513 - South. 945 01:31:59,515 --> 01:32:00,614 - Didn't you hear what we just said, man? 946 01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:01,681 Ain't nothin' down there. 947 01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,884 - I'll take my chances. 948 01:32:03,886 --> 01:32:06,520 - What exactly do you think you gonna do? 949 01:32:06,522 --> 01:32:10,690 - Earth just Googled hero, and I came up number one. 950 01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:11,692 What the 951 01:32:12,728 --> 01:32:16,096 ♪ And there was nothin' left to do but die. 952 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:18,732 ♪ But now I think I see the light 953 01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:20,267 ♪ I think I see the light 954 01:32:20,269 --> 01:32:22,569 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 955 01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:24,638 ♪ I think I see the light 956 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,673 ♪ I think I see the light 957 01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,208 ♪ I think I see the light 958 01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:31,878 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 959 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,648 ♪ Because I think I see the light 960 01:32:34,650 --> 01:32:36,016 ♪ I think I see the light 961 01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,918 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 962 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:40,620 ♪ I think I see the light 963 01:32:40,622 --> 01:32:42,055 ♪ I think I see the light 964 01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:43,657 ♪ I think I see the light 965 01:32:43,659 --> 01:32:47,761 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 966 01:32:47,763 --> 01:32:51,665 ♪ I was already packed and all ready to go 967 01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:55,669 ♪ When the reaper came a-callin 968 01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:57,337 ♪ I was prayin' to the Lord 969 01:32:57,339 --> 01:32:59,272 ♪ Please come and save my soul 970 01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:03,944 ♪ While my body was a-thawin 971 01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:05,345 ♪ My body is deceased 972 01:33:05,347 --> 01:33:08,148 ♪ My body is deceased 973 01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:09,182 ♪ My body is deceased 974 01:33:09,184 --> 01:33:11,284 ♪ And the worms are gonna feast 975 01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:13,219 ♪ My body is deceased 976 01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:15,155 ♪ My body is deceased 977 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:18,692 ♪ But I think I finally see the light 978 01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:19,659 ♪ Oh yeah 979 01:33:19,661 --> 01:33:21,061 ♪ I think I see the light 980 01:33:21,063 --> 01:33:22,796 ♪ I think I see the light 981 01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:24,931 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 982 01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:26,967 ♪ I think I see the light 983 01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,902 ♪ I think I see the light 984 01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:30,370 ♪ I think I see the light 985 01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:34,708 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 986 01:33:34,710 --> 01:33:38,645 ♪ I was already packed and all ready to go 987 01:33:38,647 --> 01:33:42,649 ♪ When the reaper came a-callin 988 01:33:42,651 --> 01:33:44,217 ♪ I was prayin' to the Lord 989 01:33:44,219 --> 01:33:46,252 ♪ Please come and save my soul 990 01:33:46,254 --> 01:33:50,323 ♪ While my body was a thawin 991 01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:52,258 ♪ My body is deceased 992 01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:54,227 ♪ My body is deceased 993 01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:55,996 ♪ My body is deceased 994 01:33:55,998 --> 01:33:58,231 ♪ And the worms are gonna feast 995 01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,100 ♪ My body is deceased 996 01:34:00,102 --> 01:34:02,068 ♪ My body is deceased 997 01:34:02,070 --> 01:34:05,238 ♪ But I think I finally see the light 998 01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,172 ♪ Oh yeah 999 01:34:06,174 --> 01:34:07,874 ♪ I think I see the light 1000 01:34:07,876 --> 01:34:09,743 ♪ I think I see the light 1001 01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:11,411 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 1002 01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:13,847 ♪ I think I see the light 1003 01:34:13,849 --> 01:34:15,782 ♪ I think I see the light 1004 01:34:15,784 --> 01:34:17,250 ♪ I think I see the light 1005 01:34:17,252 --> 01:34:21,121 ♪ And my soul is gonna be all right 1006 01:34:21,123 --> 01:34:23,206 ♪ Yeah 1007 01:34:23,207 --> 01:34:25,290 ♪ I was already packed and all ready to go 1008 01:34:25,293 --> 01:34:29,129 ♪ When the reaper came a-callin' 1009 01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:30,964 ♪ I was prayin' to the Lord 1010 01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:32,966 ♪ Won't you come and save my soul 1011 01:34:32,968 --> 01:34:36,803 ♪ While my body was a-thawin' 1012 01:34:36,805 --> 01:34:39,072 ♪ Well they put me in the ground 1013 01:34:39,074 --> 01:34:41,041 ♪ They put me in the ground 1014 01:34:41,043 --> 01:34:42,676 ♪ The preacher said a prayer 1015 01:34:42,678 --> 01:34:44,911 ♪ As they were lowerin' me down 1016 01:34:44,913 --> 01:34:46,780 ♪ They put me in the ground 1017 01:34:46,782 --> 01:34:48,281 ♪ They put me in the ground 1018 01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:52,218 ♪ But I think I finally see the light 1019 01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,721 ♪ Well, I think I see the light 1020 01:34:54,723 --> 01:34:56,156 ♪ I think I see the light 1021 01:34:56,158 --> 01:34:58,091 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 1022 01:34:58,093 --> 01:35:00,393 ♪ I think I see the light 1023 01:35:00,395 --> 01:35:02,395 ♪ I think I see the light 1024 01:35:02,397 --> 01:35:03,930 ♪ I think I see the light 1025 01:35:03,932 --> 01:35:07,801 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 1026 01:35:07,803 --> 01:35:10,136 ♪ Because I think I see the light 1027 01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:11,838 ♪ I think I see the light 1028 01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,807 ♪ Through the crack in my coffin 1029 01:35:13,809 --> 01:35:16,042 ♪ I think I see the light 1030 01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:18,044 ♪ I think I see the light 1031 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:19,479 ♪ I think I see the light 1032 01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:23,383 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 1033 01:35:23,385 --> 01:35:27,220 ♪ And my soul is gonna be alright 1034 01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,354 ♪ And my soul 1035 01:35:51,313 --> 01:35:52,879 ♪ I woke up one mornin' 1036 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:56,015 ♪ And I kicked my dog 1037 01:35:56,017 --> 01:35:58,017 ♪ I beat my neighbor's head in 1038 01:35:58,019 --> 01:36:01,521 ♪ With a big maple log 1039 01:36:01,523 --> 01:36:03,456 ♪ Then I called his big fat hairy wife 1040 01:36:03,458 --> 01:36:05,525 ♪ A big fat hairy slob 1041 01:36:05,527 --> 01:36:08,795 ♪ I had the blues 1042 01:36:08,797 --> 01:36:12,432 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues 1043 01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:37,090 ♪ I stole this car and I headed downtown 1044 01:36:37,092 --> 01:36:38,424 ♪ Saw the paperboy 1045 01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:42,295 ♪ I ran that little bastard down 1046 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:43,930 ♪ Threw it in reverse 1047 01:36:43,932 --> 01:36:46,432 ♪ And squashed his brains into the ground 1048 01:36:46,434 --> 01:36:49,569 ♪ I had the blues 1049 01:36:49,571 --> 01:36:53,473 ♪ The mean motherfucker blues 1050 01:37:13,261 --> 01:37:17,597 ♪ I was doin' 90 and I heard that siren wail 1051 01:37:17,599 --> 01:37:22,001 ♪ Cop pulls me over, says he's takin' me to jail 70041

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