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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the roadand back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would seethe biggest
giftwould be from me
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♪ And the card attachedwould say
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♪ "Thank youfor being a friend" ♪
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Mornin', Ma.
How you feelin'?
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I'm not sure.
What did we have for dinner last night?
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Mexican.
Oh. Then I'm OK.
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Hi, girls.
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Guess where I'm going.
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A sanitarium up north?
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I'm gonna enter the US Senior Sports Classic.
And I'm gonna win.
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I had no idea that you
could skate that well.
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Oh, when I was young, my folks
had me train for the US team.
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Oh, the day the Olympic
Committee came to St. Olaf,
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I was so nervous I put my
skates on the wrong feet.
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Oh...
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Sonya Henderfinken's.
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Morning, all.
Morning, honey.
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Rose, for God's sake,
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you look like a giant elf.
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Can I borrow that sometime?
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Oh, Blanche,
when is Becky coming?
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I want to make sure that Ma
is all moved into my room.
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I'm pickin' her up
at 10:30.
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How come when company comes, I
always have to sleep with Dorothy?
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How come I always get
the short stick?
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It's because
you are the short stick.
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Put that down.
Why?
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Since you're sleeping with me, no
more liquid till Becky leaves.
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I'm really looking forward
to Becky's visit,
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even though she is
in a delicate condition.
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Yeah, knocked up and single.
How dainty.
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No, I think it's great
that she's brave enough
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to have that baby by herself.
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Look who's talking - the president
of knocked up and single.
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At least Dorothy's pregnancy
was an accident.
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My daughter did it on purpose.
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And went to a sperm bank.
A sperm bank.
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Just the very idea
of a bank havin' sperm.
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At least the government
didn't have to bail them out.
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Well, I'm off to sign up.
Wish me luck.
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I think it's wonderful
that you're taking part
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in the Senior Sports Classic.
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I might try entering it myself
in 15 years, when I'm eligible.
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If I can come up with an event.
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The luge is the only one where
you get to lie on your back.
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Rose, are you all right?
Yes.
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Oh, Mr. Ninervini,
my ice-skating coach,
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said I should wear weights
to strengthen my ankles.
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Well, I'm off to the grocery.
Can I bring you anything?
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Is that as fast as you can go?
Yes.
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Don't get any dairy.
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Rose, don't make fun
of old people.
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I'm wearing weights
to strengthen my ankles.
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They come in headbands?
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Everybody, look who's here. Oh!
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Sweetheart, sit down, sit down.
Sit down, sit down.
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Oh, you look beautiful.
How've you been?
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Well, I love being pregnant.
Except for the hormones.
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Yesterday I cried
when the mail was late.
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Oh, no, her mail was late.
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Can you imagine what she was
like when she had hormones?
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So, I hear we only get you
for three days.
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Well, that depends.
On what?
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On how my mother feels about
my having the baby in Miami.
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Here? So close to Cuba?
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I thought I could do it alone,
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but now that it's almost time,
I'm gettin' nervous,
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and I realized
I want to be near my mother.
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I think it's great that you
want to have your baby here.
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Boy, in St. Olaf, the mother was always
with the daughter when she gave birth.
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And if the mother was out of town, then
the mother of the father was there.
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And if she was out of town,
then we'd call Lucky Gunther.
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Oh, what the hell.
She has a birthday coming up.
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Why, Rose?
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After the thresher accident, they
replaced Lucky's arm with a forceps.
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Yep.
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Lucky Gunther.
He was in charge of delivering babies
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and handing out corn
at the Rotary picnics.
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Shut up, Rose.
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So, Mama, is it all right
if I have my baby here?
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I only want
what's best for you.
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Don't you want to have your
baby with your obstetrician
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in your hospital in Atlanta?
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Oh, I'm not having my baby
in a hospital.
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I'm going to a birthin' center.
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They emphasize
natural childbirth
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in a relaxed atmosphere
with no painkillers.
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Becky, I know I told you
where babies come from.
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Did I ever mention
where they come out?
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Mama, why don't you
just come see the place?
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They have one of the biggest and best
birthing centers right here in Miami.
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Those theme-park people are
always thinking, aren't they?
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Come on. Now, Blanche,
before you close your mind,
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the least you can do is just
take a look at the place.
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I'll go with you
if you need support.
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Just give me a head start.
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Oh. This is
a birthing center?
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Where's the obstetrician?
Where's the equipment?
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She'd be better off having the baby in your bedroom.
At least you've got stirrups.
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And there's a better chance
of finding a doctor.
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First Becky conceives in a clinic, now
she wants to deliver in a bedroom.
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She's got the whole thing
backwards.
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Oh, this is all wrong.
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What kind of dope would want
to have a baby here?
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This place makes me want to
run out and get pregnant.
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We have a lot of features here
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to create the right environment
for both you and baby.
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That's why we have music
piped into every room.
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So, uh, Mama,
what do you think?
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I think it would cost less to
squat in a Laura Ashley showroom.
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Look, I hate to be an alarmist,
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but what if the baby
or the mother
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needs more than Muzak
and throw pillows?
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You're a meat eater,
aren't you?
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(woman screams)
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Sounds like there's
a mommy in the making.
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Sounds like there's
a mommy on fire.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, good. We can sneak out.
Mother!
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Becky, I have to admit,
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everything is
well coordinated here,
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but, honey,
wouldn't you be happier
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in a place where there's
less stereo and more...
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(woman screams)
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...morphine?
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Well, I'm just lookin'
into alternatives.
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Hospitals have a rigid way
of doin' things.
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(woman screams)
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Why is she screamin'?
She's conscious.
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(screams)
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I just want this to be an
experience I'll never forget.
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(woman shrieks)
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You're in luck. You're about
to see one of our deliveries.
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We don't need the whole tour.
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Mama... that sounded
just awful.
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Well, darling, that is woman's lot in
life - to bear the pain of childbirth.
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What's man's lot in life?
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Their eyebrows grow together.
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Cheesecake, Rose?
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Let's taste it and find out.
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How's the skating going?
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Oh, Coach Ninervini is really
disappointed in my compulsory figures.
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The only way I can make an "8"
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is to start with a snowman and
then erase his head and arms.
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By the time I do all that,
the judges have lost interest.
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So have I, Rose.
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Honey, why don't you just quit?
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Oh, they have a name
for people who quit.
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They call 'em "quitters."
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Don't let them
call you that, Rose.
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You make them
stick to "idiot."
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Being at
the birthing center today
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brought back vivid memories
of when I delivered Rebecca.
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It was so wonderful.
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When I woke up,
there she was in my arms,
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just as goofy and hung over
as I was.
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I vowed then and there
to have 20 more.
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Well, what stopped you?
The drugs wore off.
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Remember how Stan
was working late
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when I went into labor
with Kate,
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so I called you, Ma?
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Yeah, right in the
middle of Uncle Miltie.
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No, no. Kate was born
on a Friday.
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Milton Berle was
on Tuesday nights.
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Yeah, I know.
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Uncle Miltie was your father's
pet name for -
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Never mind.
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I was fortunate.
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I was at a picnic
when I delivered Kirsten.
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Well, how was that fortunate?
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Lucky Gunther already had
boiling water in his corn pot.
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Before you knew it,
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I was kissing
her little buttery salted head.
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Dorothy was born during
the Depression... mine.
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We had no money, and when
it came time to deliver,
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I couldn't afford
to go to the hospital.
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Hospitals were for the rich.
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So Dorothy was born at home?
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Homes were for the rich.
Babies were for the rich.
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We tried selling her,
but the rich have taste.
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Did you have a hard labor?
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Oh, it went on for days,
but she was finally born.
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32 pounds, 3 ounces.
Oh, Sophia!
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Ma, nobody weighs 32 pounds
when they're born.
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That's what the guy
from the circus said.
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Hello.
Hi, darlin'.
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You know, I've been thinkin'.
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Maybe havin' a baby at a birthing
center isn't so important.
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I mean, the people
at Lamaze got me a coach,
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so there's no reason I can't have a
natural birth, even in a hospital.
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Oh, Becky, that's wonderful.
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And, darlin', I'll go
to Atlanta with you.
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I'll be right outside
your door the whole time.
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No, I think I better have
the baby here in Miami.
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I don't feel much
like traveling.
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Well, I just thought
you'd be happier,
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giving birth in a place
where nobody knows me.
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I can't believe you. Are you ever gonna
get over my bein' a single mother?
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It's just that I have
a reputation in this town.
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Cheesecake, Ma?
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Well, I'm sorry
if I embarrassed you.
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You don't sound very sorry.
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I had artificial insemination.
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It's not like I slept
with every man in town.
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Chew it carefully, Ma.
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Like they taught you
at Shady Pines.
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I would just be happier
checking you into a hospital
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where I don't happen to be
very popular with the staff.
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That means more to you than being there
at the most important moment of my life?
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Oh, Blanche, there are
so many hospitals in Miami.
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Maybe you can find one where you haven't...
volunteered?
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No. Don't worry about it,
Mother.
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I'm leavin' in the morning, and
I'm takin' my baby with me.
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A little more to the left.
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A little more to the left.
A little more to the left.
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Ma. Ma, wake up, wake up.
You're having a nightmare.
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Oh, I dreamt I was in bed
with Mel Gibson
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and Kim Basinger
was to my right.
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Go to sleep, Ma.
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It's been 14 hours.
Just a sip of water, Dorothy?
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Go to sleep.
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Dorothy?
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Dorothy?
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Becky. Becky, what's the matter?
Is something wrong?
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I was just wondering what
bein' in labor feels like.
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How do you feel right now?
If I had any military secrets, I'd talk.
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Showtime. Honey, don't worry.
Just lie down.
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Come on, get into bed.
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We'll start timing
the contractions.
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I think one's coming on.
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Oh... oh... oh.
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Yikes!
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Blanche, cut it out.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Ma, Becky is in labor.
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Oh.
242
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,401
Hold my hand.
When it hurts, squeeze.
243
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,703
Am I crazy
or did I hear screaming?
244
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,005
Yes and yes.
245
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,675
It's Becky.
She's having the baby.
246
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,478
I'll put on some corn.
Um...
247
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,048
Call the County Hospital.
Tell them we'll be there in 20 minutes.
248
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,984
Oh, and call the coach.
The number's by the phone.
249
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,320
Fine. Is there anything
I can do?
250
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,690
Call the hospital and the coach.
You got that, Rose?
251
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,825
Oh, hurry.
Here comes another one.
252
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,161
Oh... oh... oh...
253
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,430
Yikes!
254
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:03,067
Hey, what do you do for a
living, crack walnuts?
255
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,869
What's goin' on?
Something about a baby.
256
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:09,373
Oh, my God. You mean it's started?
She's having contractions.
257
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,308
Don't worry about it.
Go back to sleep.
258
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,544
I'll call you when it
graduates high school.
259
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,648
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Come on, I'm taking you to the hospital right now.
260
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,317
Dorothy, this reminds me of
when I took you to the hospital
261
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,420
when you were in labor.
How so, Ma?
262
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:27,091
You were pregnant, I took you to the hospital.
It's not a big leap.
263
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,998
Ms. Devereaux, you forgot to
fill out the name of the father.
264
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,200
I was artificially inseminated.
265
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,602
It was the father's last wish.
266
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:45,242
That and that people should
be able to visit Graceland.
267
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:49,880
Oh, Doctor.
Thank God you're here.
268
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,417
I'm not the doctor.
I sell hats. Mr. Ninervini?
269
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,785
Rose, who is this man?
270
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,486
He's my ice-skating -
271
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,790
Oh, my God.
I must have called the wrong coach.
272
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,464
Oh, are you the doctor? Yes.
273
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,766
The contractions have been
approximately five minutes apart
274
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,501
for the last 45 minutes.
275
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,170
I suggest you see
how dilated she is.
276
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,340
Gee, I never would have
thought of that.
277
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,043
Let's get her head up so the
baby can get more oxygen.
278
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,211
Get her feet up
so it'll be a boy.
279
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,213
Oh, raise her arms.
I want a girl.
280
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,748
(all talk)(blows whistle)
281
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,517
Listen up!
282
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,385
I want three people
in here -
283
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,554
the pregnant woman,
the coach and the baby.
284
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,157
You heard him, ladies.
OK, Doc, let's go.
285
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,360
If anybody is staying in here with
my daughter, it is her mother.
286
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,729
We'll be in the waiting room
if you need us.
287
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,197
OK.
288
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,267
How you doin', baby?
I'm scared.
289
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,202
Oh, honey, there's nothin'
to be afraid of.
290
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,571
Just remember, pull, pull.
291
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,540
Oh, no.
That's skeet shooting.
292
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,110
Well, never mind.
We'll be just fine.
293
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,247
By the way, the reason that
the baby's father isn't here
294
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,249
is because he's busy.
295
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,950
I read the form.
296
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,919
I have a pretty good idea
what he's busy doing.
297
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:10,994
What is taking so long?
It's been hours.
298
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:14,265
It took me three and a
half days to have Dorothy.
299
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,100
I finally coaxed her out
with a pork chop.
300
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,771
You know, Ma, you're really
making me feel very bad.
301
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,773
You keep telling me
how hard it was
302
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:25,775
and how long it took
to have me.
303
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:27,777
Did I mention the colic?
304
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,813
Ma, you're hurting my feelings.
305
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,649
Not as much as you hurt my oonie.
Ma!
306
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,487
I'll tell you something.
307
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,823
No matter how much pain I went
through - and it was a lot -
308
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,927
I wouldn't give up having you
for anything in the world.
309
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,561
Thanks, Ma.
310
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,265
And I knew you'd be special.
311
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,035
And I didn't disappoint you?
A little.
312
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:56,040
Oh, I guess every mother
feels their children
313
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,876
are gonna be something special
when they first see them.
314
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,245
And then we disappoint them
by not becoming Olympic stars.
315
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,682
Oh, Rose.
316
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,586
Rose, honey, is that why you're training?
For your parents?
317
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,488
They always wanted me
to be a champion ice skater.
318
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,990
They were so proud
watching me practice.
319
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,993
I know their dream was
for me to win a gold medal,
320
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,929
but I hate ice-skating.
321
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,766
Rose, listen, you don't have to do
anything to please your parents.
322
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,270
She's right. I'd like to be
proud of Dorothy for something,
323
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,407
but I'm not gonna kill myself
if that day never comes.
324
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,077
But my parents called me
"Twinkle Toes."
325
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,046
I call Dorothy "Big Foot."
326
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,316
That doesn't mean she has to make
tracks all over the Northwest.
327
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,854
What Ma is trying to say is that
she loves me for what I am.
328
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,357
That's right -
an over-the-hill schoolteacher
329
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,592
who has to wait
for the phone to ring
330
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,794
to know if she's gonna
work that day.
331
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,630
Ohh. It doesn't matter
what your parents want.
332
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,367
Rose, you're never
gonna make them happy.
333
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,769
They're just gonna
nag you and nag you
334
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,438
until you want to grab their
throats and choke 'em,
335
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,974
but you don't,
because you're in a hospital
336
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,510
with resuscitating equipment!
337
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,085
In other words, Rose,
hang up the skates.
338
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:19,155
Oh, Sophia.
Big Foot, thank you.
339
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,459
I mean, you're terrific.
340
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,462
You made me realize you don't
have to please your parents.
341
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,831
I don't know how
I can thank you.
342
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833
No more ice-skating.
343
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,737
And I'm not gonna go over
Niagara Falls in a barrel.
344
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,773
No, Rose, that you should do.
345
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:43,714
(Blanche and doctor)
7... 8... 9... 10.
346
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,051
Good, good, good.
We're getting there. Rest.
347
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,186
You're doin' fine.
348
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,789
(woman over PA)Dr. Jackson, outside call.
349
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,291
Dr. Jackson,outside call.
350
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:58,094
You know why I call you
pussycat, Pussycat?
351
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,429
Why, Ma?
352
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:02,766
Because you only gave me yarn
for Christmas?
353
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:08,037
Because you fed me once
and I hung around?
354
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:13,643
Because you used to
put me out at night?
355
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:20,316
Because I love pussycats,
and I love you.
356
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,559
And you were the only one in the
family who could catch mice.
357
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,266
(Blanche and doctor)
9... 10.
358
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,335
Rest. Good, good.
We're getting there.
359
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:43,206
God, I don't think
I can take much more of this.
360
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,742
Becky, if you hurry up
and have this baby,
361
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,646
I'll run down
and get you some ice cream.
362
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,782
When are you gonna stop
treatin' me like a child?
363
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:55,586
Oh, somebody's grumpy.
364
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,422
I want her out of here.
365
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,157
Why, Becky,
you don't mean that.
366
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,793
Oh, right. I'm in a real jokin' mood.
Now get out.
367
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,362
Becky...
You're not helpin', Mama.
368
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,400
Well, then I will just
take a little break.
369
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,101
Ohh! Mama!
370
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,303
Oh, honey, baby, I'm here.
371
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,240
One more push and we'll be there.
No, I can't.
372
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:20,077
You know I've never been real
strict with you, but you have to.
373
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:24,515
No, I'll just carry this baby
with me for the rest of my life.
374
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,750
No. It's a bad look.
375
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,985
I can't, Mama. I can't.
376
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,021
Listen.
Rebecca Devereaux,
377
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,258
I think you must be
about the bravest woman alive.
378
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,594
You do? Honey, I couldn't
do what you're doin'.
379
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,063
You've got courage I never had.
380
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:44,201
Why, you just decided how you wanted to
have your baby, and you're doin' it.
381
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:49,807
I think that's wonderful.
I'm just so proud of you. I just love you.
382
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,644
All right. One more push,
but that's it.
383
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,613
Attagirl, attagirl.
Come on, darlin'.
384
00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:01,017
(screams)
385
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,387
Ohh!
(baby crying)
386
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:04,921
Oh, my God.
387
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:08,225
Oh, will you just look at him?
388
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,462
Mrs. Devereaux,
that's the umbilical cord.
389
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,764
Oh.
390
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,933
Oh, oh, well, look at her.
391
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,268
Oh!
392
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,536
Look at this, Becky.
393
00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,139
She's wonderful.
394
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:26,542
Oh, my gosh. She's almost
as beautiful as you were.
395
00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:28,645
We did it, Mama.
We did it.
396
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,481
Honey, thank you
for letting me be here with you.
397
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,516
I couldn't have done it
without you.
398
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,119
The first time
I ever held you in my arms,
399
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:40,924
I knew I was holding somebody I was
gonna love for the rest of my life.
400
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,093
Hello, little baby.
401
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,595
We've been waitin' for you.
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