All language subtitles for Jump Street - 01x13 - Mean Streets and Pastel Houses

Come on, it's the kkk.

Get up, man.

Get up.

So what happened?

Same crap you went through, man.

"You remember the kkk kid?"

"How did you get spray paint
on your face?"

"What do you know about this kid
in the parking lot?"

Ballhaus had his head
so far up there

he'll never see daylight.

Great. Can we go?

What time is it, man?

He made me miss dinner.

Hey, not kkk.

No, not kkk, man.

Spooky: Anarchy.

The anarchy police.

You get it, man?

The only one
who can catch us, man.

The anarchy police.

Yeah, yeah, we get it.

Now get in. That's great.
I love it.

That's great.

The kkk put another kid
in the hospital today.

That makes three gang-related
injuries in the last 30 days.

This guy a "friendly neighbour"?

Yeah, they seem to be
the latest target.

Downtown questioned
the kids involved

and then cut them loose.

Well, that's good.
Let them get back

to their full-time job
as vandals.

Fuller: Look, there's been $200,000
in damage in this district

in the last six weeks.

Now captain ballhaus
is all over us

to do something
about these gangs

or he will.

Ballhaus as in
"bad news ballhaus"?

Man loves his riot gear.

Studs and leather, here I come.

Kkk, awesome band.

Band?

Kkk... klean kut kids.

It's a band. It's a gang.

It's a floor wax.

You got to keep up
with popular culture, hanson.

Sorry, penhall.

They're not gonna buy
two of you.

One of you goes in hardcore.

The other's just a student.

Hanson?

Are you breaking the laws
of nature here?

I'm a natural.

Look, these are bright,
middle-class kids.

It's not just studs and leather.

Yep, I'm ready, coach.

Ready? Hanson, we're talking
a slug lord here.

Ever been slam dancing?

No.

You ever leapt off a stage

into the arms of strangers
with mohawks?

Ever done any speaker diving?

Not that I can remember.

But I'm sure I can handle it.

Why? What's the big deal?

They got to believe you
from the get-go.

You've got to be full-blown
from the start.

Fuller, I should be the lead
man on this.

I'm a natural.

Come here, baby.

Brian: You're just not
aggressive enough, darby.

Ace, is there another place
open or what?

I've seen you guys
around and stuff, you know.

I haven't seen you.

I just came in from Oklahoma
a couple weeks ago

so I haven't found
my way to school yet.

Brian: That guy's gonna
enforce the curfew, huh?

Let's not loiter here, guys.

There's got to be people waiting
for even you at home.

It's late.

Yeah, sure, man.

Once it's after 9:00, all I get
is a "tough love" bumper sticker

and a couple of quarters
taped to my door.

There's an ordinance.

Cop: Let's go, and get
rid of that beer.

Now.

I can't leave you girls
alone for a second.

Let's get the heck out of here.

Yeah?

Some other time.

Yeah. Sure.

Maybe tomorrow, if you can find
your way to school.

Not tonight.

Come on, guys.

What are we gonna do now, man?

Relax.

Five bucks.

Five bucks. Five bucks.

All right, man, divvy up.

I ain't got no cash.

Here you go, Lance.

What are you laughing at, Alice?

Five snotnoses trying
to get five bucks together.

You're a funny guy.

You know, man, this thing was
completely bizarre.

I mean, it's like this weird,
deviate, aboriginal offshoot.

Let me guess.

You stood in the corner
and took notes all night.

No, man, I got out there
and got into it.

You slammed and I missed it?

Yeah.

You get out there and you
bash into a bunch of other guys.

You sweat a lot.

I mean, it's just
another subculture...

Breaking rules, pecking orders,
that type of thing.

You could make
a freaking documentary.

See, all the kids who are
outsiders everywhere else,

they come there to be together.

Instant acceptance.

I'm not listening
to a sociology report

from a guy

in Scottish-plaid bondage pants.

Lancer:
Let's teach this fool a lesson.

See?

There's always something to do.

Yeah! Good-bye, Alice.

Laurel. Laurel, I've been
looking for you.

Girls, would you
excuse us, please?

This is darby.

One of you
open the door for him.

Haskell...

You were in b.C. Calc
at your old school, right?

Yeah.

This should be pretty
straightforward, then.

You can start

handing in assignments tomorrow.

Brian...

You got a minute?

Nice work.

Oh, thanks.

So... how are things going?

Fine, as long as you keep
giving me marks like that.

No.

I mean like after school.

How's your life?

My life's fine, Mr. wiedlin.

How's your life?

Seems to me that I've
seen you with some, uh...

Pretty unsavory types lately.

Same people as always.

Yeah?

Well, maybe they've changed.

Maybe.

You dropped out
of the student council.

You had a shot at president.

You didn't turn out
for soccer or the paper.

Well, maybe they just
weren't that important.

You sure everything's okay?

Hey, these are the
best years of my life.

You're up, sid.

What do you want, scotamunga?

Well, when I eat standing up

I tend to have
a problem with my milk.

Why are you here?

Didn't we just cover that?

No, why are you at Hamilton

in the middle of the semester?

I came from Oklahoma.

Don't you think that's
enough of a reason?

No.

Yeah, well, I was
living with my mother.

Things weren't going too well

so she shipped me
off to my stepdad.

Yeah.

That's too bad.

Yeah, everyone's got some story.

My b-o-y, tober here...

He's got it serious.

He's been squatting
for over a month.

Hasn't been home at all.

Yeah, most nights I
sleep in a goodwill box, man.

What was with that
band from last night?

What are you, like...

You guys are, like, named
after them or something?

You really want to know?

Hear it from the man himself.

After school, down the street.

Great.

Lancer: Don't you see it, man?

It's like if you don't fit
their idea of perfect

they feel they got to
fix you, make you better.

They send you to the
orthodontist, the dermatologist.

And they get you speech lessons,
ballet lessons, piano lessons...

The whole shot.

I don't know, man.

It's hard to figure
who disgusts them more.

I mean, face it.

These aren't people capable
of liking themselves, man.

Is there any big wonder
that they hate you?

Huh?

My mother's incapable
of loving my father, yeah,

but I don't know about the rest

of that stuff.

Maybe I should speak a little
slower so you can keep up.

Penhall: Ow, ow, ow.

He's ugly.

And you know what?

He's stupid.

And he's concerned with
a number of issues

clearly outside his
sphere of influence.

Namely us.

I thought this bore a response.

I see.

I say you take him out back

and stomp him.

Come on, guys.

That's what I had in mind.

Hey, man...

Dougie, Dougie,
let me handle this.

You handle this?

Who the heck are you?

That's tom.

Haskell, I think.

He's new.

Great.

Another stupid new kid.

Fine. I can see
I'm gonna have to

put this into terms
you can understand.

That's my stepbrother, Douglas.

He's kind of lame,
but it's not his fault.

You kick his tail,
he tells my stepdad.

My stepdad kicks my tail.

Then I'm gonna have to come
back here and kick your tails.

So why don't we
leave him out of it

and let me kick your tail
right now?

Tough talk, junior.

Yeah, you see, uh...

Nice custom, giving gifts
to newcomers like that.

I appreciate it.

Check this guy out, huh?

You really thought I was
going to stick you, huh, man?

I like that.

You're all right.

I tell you what, tom.

We won't trash
your stepbrother here.

But why don't you do us all

a big favor.

Teach him how to dress, huh?

You all right, man?

Penhall: Hey, man, we've been
waiting here for three hours.

When are the neighbours
going to show?

Come on, man, I thought you
lived for this stuff...

Crawling around the underbelly.

This ain't junk food.

This is junk, junk food.

We used to call this place
the attack dog

because 20 minutes later...

Ah, the neighbours.

Hey, neighbour.

Come on.

What are you doing here?

You guys are dead, all of you,
freaking dead.

We're going to kill you.

Yeah, well, you're gonna have to
get out of the car.

Come on, man.

Is there a particular reason
for this hostility?

You put a neighbour
in the hospital.

We got rooms reserved for the
rest of you in the same hall.

Neighbour?

Not my neighbour.

Yeah, the one you yanked
out of a truck...

Hey! You guys think
you're so tough.

You think you scare everybody.

Shut up!

He shouldn't have been there.

What is this? You own the beach?

You just didn't have to
do him like that.

We're gonna stomp you, break
your bones, make you bleed.

I said shut up.

I'm totally terrified, man.

Come on, get out of the car.

Ahhhh!

Yeah!

Did you see their faces, man?

Yeah, they were freaked.

Yeah, that was real useful.

Was there any point in trashing
that kid at the beach?

I heard about that.

I don't think we
really meant to trash him.

I mean any more than the others.

Lancer thought it was cool.

Hey, we told him about it.

We didn't mean to trash him.

Hey, man, they should have
known not to have been there.

I mean, uh...

Lancer thought it was great.

I used to think it was
kind of cool.

But it's getting pretty old.

I mean, enough people in
the hospital, huh?

See, nobody really comes
up against us much anymore.

They're afraid now.

They stay away.

I guess that's good.

Yo, tom, we were supposed
to be home hours ago.

Dad's going to kick
our tail up and down.

Come on, let's go.
Night-night already, huh?

You know, you should really
change your name, Doug.

You wouldn't be so much
of a dweeb, all right?

See, it's like spooky's mom
didn't name him that.

My 'rents didn't name me tober.

Just like your hair, man,
and the clothes you wear.

You can be what you want to be.

Names other people give you,
they just aren't important.

Why would you want
to be called tober?

It's my favorite month.

October, man.

It's when everything dies.

That's it. I'm out of here.

I don't care what's
going through your brain.

You do whatever you want.

Deal with dad on your own.

I ain't any part of it.

You tell dad maybe I'll come
home tonight, maybe I won't.

Hey, man.

You sure it's okay?

It's like 3:30 in the morning.

My mom knows if I bring
somebody home, they're cool.

Look, I'm, uh...

I'm going to study for a while.

This is for you.

This isn't going
to bother you, is it?

Oh, no, not at all. Not at all.

I see you're in a lot of
the advanced placement courses.

Yeah, if you take enough of
them, they let you into college

straight as a sophomore.

That will save
my mom a lot of money.

You plan on going?

Yeah.

Don't you?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah. Of course.

Let me ask you another question.

Why are you in the kkk?

I mean, uh...

Why do you stick around?

That would be a very
long conversation.

If we ever had it.

All right.

Good night, man.

Hanson.

Don't you ever

do that again.

You call, you send somebody,
you get yourself arrested.

But you do not leave me
sitting here wondering

whether or not you are alive.

Penhall said he stuck with you
for as long as possible

and then he came back here
and reported in.

Which is what you
are supposed to do.

Yes, sir.

Don't ever separate
from your partner

and not call in.

I want to know whether or not
you're dead or alive.

Otherwise, I don't sleep well
at night.

I don't sleep well,

I come in in a bad mood.

Yes, sir.

Tell me where you were.

Well, uh...

Brian gans, one
of the gang kids...

He's sort of second in command
under this lancer character...

He invited me home.

It's funny, though.

This Brian kid...
He could be me.

These are kids just trying
to leave some kind of a mark.

They're not hardened criminals
by any means.

What are you telling me?

I'm telling you I think we need to
bust the guy who's running them.

This lancer guy.

Yeah, he's the lead singer

in that band they worship.

Okay. Okay,
but we got to be careful

not turn this guy into a martyr.

I know it.

I got to tell you, captain, Fuller,
I don't understand his gig.

What does he want with a bunch
of high school kids?

You said it yourself.

They worship his band.

Sounds to me like lancer
wants to be god.

It's a very appealing position
to be in when you think of it.

Yeah.

All right, listen,
you go get yourself some rest.

Catch up with them

at the end of the day.

Right.

And, hanson...

You're doing good work here.

Just keep trying to get close
to this kid.

Thanks, captain.

Get away from me.

How about a little
two-hand touch?

What, are you kidding. Man?

Come on, I just feel like it.

Lancer's gonna be
waiting for us.

Are you guys afraid to play

a little football?

Yo, over here.

Spooky, go long.

This is a stupid idea, man.

I'll go long.

Scrap that.

Darby: What about lancer?

Come on.

Girls, come on, you're playing.
You're on our team.

Is that your girlfriend?

Hey, Doug, come on,
let's play some football.

Okay, everybody go long, right,
like they're blocking for Steve.

Tober, you go out 5 yards
straight out, turn around.

I'll hit you.

Let's hurt 'em.

Dish left.

Crunch right.

Pastrami.

Burrito.

Hut-hut.

See, I told you.

There's lancer, man.

Hi.

What's up?

We're just playing
a little football.

Are we having fun?

We were going to be over.

We lost track of the time.

We're there every day.

What do you think
you're doing, Brian?

You trying to prove
a little point here?

You don't think I could

get them to turn on you
in a minute?

I've known these guys
since grade 3.

They were my friends
before they knew you.

Right now, if I hit you

do you think they'd
run over here and help?

Or you think they'd all join in

and we'd stomp you right here
in front of your little friends?

You're wrong.

If I told them that you weren't
worth hanging out with anymore

they'd stop.

Things would go back
to the way they were before.

You're out of the crosswalk,
lancer.

Oh.

Jaywalking.

What the heck are they doing?

That's littering.

Obstructing an officer, and
that's gonna cost you 60 bucks.

How much was the jaywalking?

$35.

Great.

Well, listen...

If you guys could add that up...

Send me a bill.

All right, lancer!

You can all go in
on a disorderly.

You like that?

Don't you got
anything better to do?

I'm gonna give you
another ticket.

Certainly might have been
an accident.

But laws are laws.

You know, that makes sense,
because certainly couldn't be

that you guys are
a couple of tube cases.

Lancer, man.

He's giving it to them.

What are you doing?

Get up.

Lancer: Hey, sooner or later,

you guys are gonna whack me
a couple of times.

And you're gonna throw me down

in the middle of the street,
felony prone.

I know the drill.

Tell him, man. Tell him.

Get out of the street.

Yeah, right.

So you can arrest me
for attacking an officer?

Hmm?

You're going to shoot me, man.

No, I'm going to stay down here
where it's nice and safe.

Hands behind your back.

Get off him.

Darby: You guys stink.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, huh?

Imbeciles.

Cops are all defectives.

All three of them
are defectives.

Let's go do something.

Let's go out and do some
damage now.

Curfew's in 15 minutes.

So what?

I'm just saying.

You don't want to do
anything about this, do you?

I thought we had to teach
the cops a lesson

for busting lancer.

So I called them.

And I told them
there was a robbery

down at the baywood market.

In about two minutes

guess who's gonna come
rolling by back on his bike?

And guess what's gonna be

stretched across the road

hitting him chest high
at 35 miles an hour?

Yeah? You could
cut off his head!

Yeah? Well, cool.

We've got to bust them

before they
slice and dice this cop.

Think that's tough?

You're a tough guy.

Who's side are you on?

He's already gone.

Stupid!!

Okay, easy.

We've got to call Fuller.

Looks like there's
gonna be trouble.

Hoffs: Hanson, where are you?

Fuller's out trying
to find you guys.

You got to get those kids
off the street.

What do you mean,
they won't go home?

Ballhaus is moving in, man.

He's bringing in the gas
and the dogs.

And he said any kid breaking
curfew is fair game.

You better move fast.

You got about five minutes.

* And I can't help myself
by feeling sorry *

* Because I gave up
every chance I had *

* And something new
is just another fad *

* In a world gone mad *

Hey, I heard you
guys got busted.

"Bad news" ballhaus, man.

Got 16 of us.

Yeah, some anarchists...

Half these kids posted bail
with their credit cards!

Here's some pics and prints
of your boy lancer,

and a real name to go with it.

Charles Nathan king?

Yo, he's on parole!

We got him for an a.D.W.
On hanson.

That ought to be enough
to violate him.

About this lancer...

I know. I read it.

Look, the uniforms
overreacted last night...

They moved in too fast.

You're telling us.

Yeah, ballhaus is going
for blood on this.

They want to cut us
out of the program...

Handle it in
the typical fashion.

Translation... bust more heads!

If we don't make an arrest soon

it's gonna be over.

I'll bust lancer myself.

Do you still think
that's the way to go?

No.

Penhall: Are you crazy?

He tried to stab you.

Hanson, you're no longer on
this man's Christmas card list.

I think if we can
turn this kid Brian around

we can get the other ones
to follow.

Good instinct.

I think you're right.

Just remember...

Lancer didn't have
much to begin with.

Now he's gonna lose being god.

Violence, random destruction

another confrontation
with the police.

He's gonna do whatever it takes

to hold on to them.

Watch your backs.

Are you gonna play
tonight or what?

What else do we have to do?

No, man, I don't think so.

I mean, what's the point?

Why should I go up on stage
and sing about anarchy, huh?

No, I think it's about time

the cops got taught
a thing or two.

Unless you guys would
rather sit around

and listen to somebody sing.

Is that what you want to do?

I mean, it's like...

Sometimes when
the system breaks down

there's no use
in trying to fix it.

It's better to tear
the whole thing down.

Start all over again.

Know what I mean?

The whole thing.

Wouldn't you agree, tom?

Like real anarchy.

Like we do anything we want...

To anyone we want.

You guys are serious?

Don't you think
it's a good idea, Brian?

I was just checking.

You're darned right I'm serious.

Okay.

You're serious.

Are you coming with us?

Are you gonna be able
to keep up with me?

Thanks, man.

$150,000 damage in one night.

Mailboxes.

Lawns torn to shreds.

Spray paint from one end of
the neighborhood to the other.

The whole gang
is implicated, sir.

But it's still just vandalism,
captain Fuller.

It stopped being vandalism

at 1:00 A.M. this morning
down at mercy.

The kid the kkk pulled out
of that truck the other day

is dead.

Blood clot from
the break in his arm

went up to his brain.

Just like a stroke.

Kid was a ninth-grader
at Walter Reed.

Whoever was in the kkk car

was participating in
second-degree manslaughter.

Look, guys...

The chief of police is getting
all sorts of pressure

from the mayor.

We have got to get some
people in on this.

We got to get a body count.

Captain, trust me on this.

I think I can turn these guys
and prevent a blood bath.

What I got to do is get Brian
to expose lancer

to these other guys, show them
what a fraud he really is.

And then if I can do that,

believe me, the other guys
will take a walk

and all these troubles
will disappear.

But what about Brian?

I don't know.

I think he's almost there.

At least I hope he is.

Get on it.

This has all gone too far.

It's gotten to
the unnecessary stage.

Yep.

There's no point.

So what?

We got arrested.

Lancer went to jail.

Big deal!

Now we're going to go out
and make it worse.

It just used to be fun.

You picked up on it right away.

The rest of them can't see it.

They've been in it too long.

So why don't you quit?

And what?
Go back to being a jock?

Join the student council,
for gosh sakes?

Why not? Why not?

It's like a train.

It won't slow down,
and you can't get off.

Hey...

You don't have to go.

How about that?

Man!

Relax.

That's nice.

Make sure that Mike's on.

Fuller wants everything on tape.

All right.

Yeah!

You like that, huh?

There's more where
that came from.

You see, darby and tober
and I took a little walk

and we decided

what if we threw
these things at something...

A little more useful?

Like a black-and-white?

Or better yet,
the police station?

I mean, why not?

They're gonna come
after us anyhow.

Why don't we just go there?

That's right.

We can't just
sit around and wait, man.

This is a war.

This is the real thing.

There is no other choice.

We ain't going to shoot no one.

But I think it's about time

we put a serious
scare into them.

Maybe then they'll
back off for a while.

That's garbage! You're out
of your freakin' mind!

Great.

Fink one and fink two
speak again.

What do you want to do? You want
to go fire guns near cops

just to scare them?

That's the stupidest
thing I ever heard.

Well, who the heck
asked you anyway, period?

Maybe we ought to just lob
a few of these things at you.

It is stupid.

It's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

This whole dang thing is stupid.

What's the matter now, bri?

Why don't you let him talk?

Nobody wants to die over this.

So we spend a couple
hours in jail.

So what?

It's the principle, man.

In two years
this isn't gonna matter.

And don't give me,

who knows if we're gonna
be alive in two years

'cause I'm gonna be,
and this ain't gonna matter

and you're not gonna matter!

Maybe you won't be alive
in another two minutes, guy.

Jimmy...

You ready to die for this?

Are you ready?

You want to burn down
the cop station?

Maybe.

Steve, you play crazy,
but you ain't that stupid.

You want to go to jail?

Tober, man...

You've got enough
that doesn't work.

Leave it alone.

Just leave it alone.

Okay.

Fine.

You guys want to be
a bunch of wussies...

Stay here.

No problem.

We can do this without them.

What do you say?

Lancer...

Man, I don't know...

Not tonight.

I'm going to take
these back, too.

Thanks.

I mean...

You know.

What if he comes back?

He's not going to come back.

Is lancer going to jail?

Yeah.

Good.

Good goldarn riddance.

I'm okay.

I'll send them home.

Yo, listen up.

Yeah, Brian?

We're going home.

It's my fault stocko died.

Come on, man.

It's not your fault.

Okay?

I was driving the car.

Oh, man.

You know this means
I have to arrest you, right?

I know.

I'm sorry.