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Hello, world.
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This is The Tick.
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Don't worry,
I'm not in outer space.
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I'm not even in this yet.
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But I know what's coming--
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an epic tale rife
with destiny,
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adventure, and blood loss!
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The ultimate struggle
of light against darkness,
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of good against evil,
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of...
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neat?
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* *
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Okay, this is it.
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This is where it all began.
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-Hmm.
-Hmm.
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Finally,
human meets superhuman.
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And so begins the dawn
of the Age of Superheroes!
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And we're back
with the world's first
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- and greatest superhero,
Superian. -
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We were talking
about your nemesis, The Terror.
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--Yeah. By the '90s,
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I had been going up
against The Terror for decades.
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I mean, I had been up against
him since I first got here.
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If he were alive today,
well, I think I'd know that.
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Well, thank God he's not.
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It is The Terror.
I mean, look, it's The Terror.
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And there he is.
Who can forget this?
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--I mean, look at him.
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He's still frightening.
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I have to breathe
whenever I see this picture.
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It just knocks me out.
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I mean, even though
he's not been around,
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you say he's gone-- I get it--
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but a lot of people,
you know, remember those days.
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The last time you fought him
was in 1998,
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and that's a battle you won.
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How do you feel
about the conspiracy theorists
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-who say they believe
somehow The Terror -Uh-huh.
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-survived that fire?
-Whoopi,
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the authorities found
his teeth--
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all of his teeth-- stuck in the
walls of a crater that I made
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out of him.
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--These conspiracy theorists
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and these fringe people,
they're just not rational.
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-People be crazy.
-People be crazy.
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People be cray-cray.
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- We'll be right back.
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Arthur?
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Oh, Dot, hey. Uh...
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I didn't think you'd pick up.
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I-I thought
you were on your shift.
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I am. What's going on?
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Yeah, right, no,
um, I just, uh...
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- I want to, uh, say thank you,
you know? -
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Just, uh, thanks.
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You've helped me a lot.
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More than a lot, um,
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in the last couple of years,
you know, since...
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m-my last... thing.
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You know,
you're-you're a good sister.
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Okay, now you're scaring me.
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Yeah, see, no,
I knew it'd sound weird.
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You're not having thoughts,
are you?
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I mean, nothing obsessive?
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What?
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No, no, no. No, I'm good.
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That's-that's why I'm calling,
because I'm good.
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I'm doing really well,
and I owe you for that.
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Okay.
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You know, and just...
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just thanks, in general.
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Okay, um, I got to go.
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Somebody new is bleeding.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Keep it real, okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
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--All right! I'm on my way!
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* *
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The Pyramid Gang
runs this city,
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and I want to know
where's the cops.
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The city has been
literally taken over by crime.
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Yeah,
th-that's what I'm sayin'.
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We need superheroes.
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We need a new Flag Five.
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You know,
other cities got heroes.
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What about us?
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I mean, we got screwed, right?
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You know? We lost our team,
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like, uh,
Brooklyn losing the Dodgers.
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The Dodgers moved to L.A.!
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The Flag Five was blinded
by weaponized syphilis
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and shot to death!
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Hey, can we shut this off?
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-Please? -Kind of apples
and oranges there, caller.
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How'd it go at Customs?
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Shit through a goose.
No paperwork.
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- No inspection.
- Wasn't cheap, though.
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It was worth it.
All this stuff is super tech.
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Mad science.
Reminds me of the old days.
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Looks like
a goddamn bunny suit.
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I bet it's bulletproof.
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Yeah? And who's gonna
test that bullshit out?
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You are.
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* *
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Don't turn back now.
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I think we're onto something.
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The henchmen
of some vile mastermind
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hammering out their
heinous night hotcake
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and itching to sell.
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You're a superhero.
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That's what it says
on my mailbox... I imagine.
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And you're-you're
staking them out.
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So that-that means
that I'm right.
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You fingered foul fruit, friend.
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Well, do you think it's
the Pyramid Gang?
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What does it matter?
They all work
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for the same wretched tyrant.
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Wait. You believe that, too?
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Evil wears every
possible mitten.
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-Ready?
-No. No, no, no.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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You can't just go down there.
There's, like, a dozen men.
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-Neat. -No. Look, you can't
tip them off, right?
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Like you said,
they're a bunch of henchmen.
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I need to use them
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to lead me to the mastermind.
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Mastermind. Spidery?
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Reclusive?
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Evil?
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And he's not on the premises?
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No, no. I-I can't prove
that he's alive, yet.
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- So you counsel finesse.
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Yeah. I... finesse.
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What do they call you, chum?
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- Arthur.
- Arthur.
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And this is your costume?
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They're my clothes-- yeah.
Yeah, sure.
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Well, we'll cross that bridge
after we've burned it.
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What is...
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Wow. Look at that
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three-pound universe
chugging away in there.
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You got the soup,
don't you, Arthur?
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We can use that.
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Wh-Who are you?
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I am The Tick.
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The-The Tick?
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The Tick.
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You feel it, too,
don't you, Arthur?
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Destiny's warm hand
in the small of your back,
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pushing, pushing.
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She's on a roll tonight.
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- I-I don't, I don't know.
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Destiny!
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- Huh?
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Destiny!
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Freeze.
Let me see those hands!
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-There we go. -I'm the good guy,
I'm the good guy.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I'm the good guy.
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Hands on the car.
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I'm the good guy.
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The mountain
is destroying itself.
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The Flag Five
has only seconds to act.
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Arthur, don't let it melt.
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Okay. I'm gonna join them,
you know.
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Don't you have to be a superhero
to do that?
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Yeah, you do.
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Your mom and your sister
should be back soon.
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Meter's almost up.
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Hang on, okay?
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Arthur.
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-Arthur...
-Uh, yeah. Yes.
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-Everest?
-Yeah. Arthur Everest, yeah.
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Doing some trespassing
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on private property, Arthur?
Some kind of
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unlawful, uh, surveillance.
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No, s-- that's actually
a misunderstanding.
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-I told the officer over there.
-That you were bird-watching?
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There any birds
over to the wharf?
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At night, I mean?
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Gulls, maybe.
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But they'd be sleeping.
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Gulls, maybe.
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Okay. Arthur.
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-Do you understand why
you were brought here? -No.
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I don't, actually, because
none of this is necessary.
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I'm the judge of what's
necessary at this point.
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All right?
So we're going to assess you,
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and see if I need to recommend
an involuntary psychiatric hold
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-for a court-approved maximum
of 72 hours. -Jesus.
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Now, have you been
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-taking your medications?
-Yeah.
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-Yes?
-Yes.
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And they would be... wow.
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Amisulpride along with
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-the Celecoxib, am I correct?
-Yeah. Yeah, that's correct.
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- Look...
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I'm taking my medication.
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I have an apartment
here in the city,
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my own apartment, you know?
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I-I have a job.
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I'm a together person.
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Arthur, I'm looking over
your record and I'm seeing
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a long history of incidents
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like this one tonight
going back to, uh,
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community coll-- no--
to high school, even to...
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Oh.
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My God.
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You're the little boy
from the photograph.
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- I can't see.
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Atlas, Uncle Samson is dead!
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That missile was full
of syphilis.
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Captain, what do we do?
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Captain?
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- Stay together.
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If it isn't the Flag Five.
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It's The Terror!
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What are you waiting for?
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My virus ate their eyes.
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They're all blind.
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Stop!
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The short one, don't kill.
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Just crush his hands.
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Hello there.
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Oh. What you got
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behind your ear?
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Oh...
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It's nothing.
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You got nothing!
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Ah. All right, let's go.
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You poor, broken man.
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Under the, uh, circumstances,
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what we can do is, uh...
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Well, what we can do is just...
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we can call your legal guardian,
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and if she'll take
responsibility,
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then we'll just...
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That's your sister, Dorothy?
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Oh, God, please
don't call my sister,
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-please...
-Hey, asshole.
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Where do you want
to spend your weekend?
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Arthur.
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Arthur, it's me, The Tick.
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What are you doing here?
What do you want?
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What do they want? Didn't you
tell them about all the evil?
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No, I ca... I can't.
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But you're on the trail
of a villainous mastermind.
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This isn't the place
to talk about that.
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I have a history.
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And if I talk about that here,
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then they'll think I'm crazy.
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I'm just trying to get out.
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Say no more, chum.
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Thank you.
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I'll get you out of there.
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Step away from the window.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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There may be some
structural damage.
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--Tick, Tick, no.
Let go of the window.
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They're about to let me out.
They're letting me out,
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so you don't
have to do anything.
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00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,620
-Oh.
-Yes. Good. Just hold there.
265
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,420
No physical contact
with the building whatsoever.
266
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,090
- Okay?
- Arthur.
267
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,630
- Thank you.
268
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,830
Who are you talking to?
269
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,260
I was just...
270
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:46,100
No one.
271
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,570
Come on.
272
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,550
Bird-watching?
273
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,010
I know what you were doing.
You think you're
274
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,920
tracking him again, don't you?
275
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,450
Don't you?
276
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,690
We're gonna go through
all this again.
277
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,160
The Terror is dead.
278
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,460
Superian killed him
the year after
279
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,690
-Dad died.
-He was tricked.
280
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,730
He wasn't tricked.
281
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,730
You can't trick Superian.
282
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,200
This is The Terror
283
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,000
-we're talking about.
-They found his teeth.
284
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,600
His teeth?
285
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,200
Really, Dot?
286
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,710
He still runs the city,
287
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,970
and I'm the only one
who knows about it, okay?
288
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,580
And he's gone underground,
289
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,210
but he's more powerful now
than he's ever been.
290
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,350
I saw one of his enforcers
there, tonight.
291
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,650
But Arthur,
you see things, remember?
292
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,450
Sometimes.
293
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,790
-Things that aren't there?
-Well, this wasn't that, so...
294
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,920
So, no weird visions?
295
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,430
No voices
telling you what to do?
296
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:45,760
Stop trying
to diagnose me, okay?
297
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,860
You know, you're the one
who's always telling me
298
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,160
to keep it real, right?
299
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,530
The Terror is moving weapons
300
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,930
into this city.
He's planning something.
301
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,140
I don't know what it is yet,
302
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,300
but he's planning
something terrible, okay?
303
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,610
Okay. What if you are right?
304
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,640
What if The Terror
is still alive,
305
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,450
still in control of everything--
what then?
306
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,910
You can't possibly think
you're the one
307
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,220
who's supposed to stop him.
308
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,420
Because that
would be crazy, right?
309
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:33,110
I'm... I'm okay.
310
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,940
Good.
311
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:38,880
'Cause I need you to be.
312
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,160
* *
313
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,390
* *
314
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,600
Arthur.
315
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,440
Arthur?
316
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,240
Arthur.
317
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,910
What are you gonna
do about it, Arthur?
318
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,180
Please, leave me alone.
319
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,250
You've seen it.
320
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,720
The toothy maw opened wide
321
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,620
and ready to guzzle up
a whole world.
322
00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:55,760
Shut up.
323
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,390
Arthur.
324
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:02,960
What are you gonna
do about it?!
325
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,640
Wicked men!
326
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,980
The hell was that?
327
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,810
Wicked men.
328
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,250
Look at you,
329
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,880
beetling away at your
dunghill of contraband.
330
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:24,020
I am The Tick,
331
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,220
and I say unto you...
332
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,790
...stop your evil ways!
333
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,300
Listen, friend,
guns aren't gonna
334
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,070
solve your problems.
335
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,440
New policy.
336
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,210
All right.
337
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,580
Ah.
338
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,110
Come to our senses, have we?
339
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,110
Aah!
340
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,420
Sneaky.
341
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,150
That was your own fault, sir.
342
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,990
- Coming through.
343
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,560
Enough of your
hot little bullets.
344
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,970
Smoke him!
345
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,240
Oh.
346
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,910
Go tell it on the mountain!
347
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,330
Oh, I'm not going crazy.
I'm not going crazy.
348
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,830
You're not going crazy, Arthur.
349
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,370
You're going sane
in a crazy world.
350
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,400
- Oh, God.
351
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,410
Nice bed.
352
00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,440
-Wha...? -Thanks for
turning off that beeping.
353
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,040
You're real?
354
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,740
Don't get stuck on trivia, man.
355
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:59,310
We got a tiger by the tail.
356
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,350
So this is your HQ, huh?
357
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,020
No, this is my apartment.
358
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,890
-This your secret trigger?
-What trig...?
359
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,520
- Don't touch anything!
360
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:08,890
Whoa, check out the crime lab!
361
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,960
It's all thorough
and complicated.
362
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,030
You've got ideas, theories.
I like that in a sidekick.
363
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,800
Sidekick? Who's saying anything
about sidekick?
364
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,170
-Don't touch this.
-Perfect. You've got the brains.
365
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:21,400
I got the everything else.
366
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,300
Come on, man.
Don't you feel it?
367
00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:25,770
We're part of a plan that's
bigger than the both of us.
368
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,440
What are you talking about?
369
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,240
I'm a superhero, Arthur.
370
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,710
I'm nigh-invulnerable.
371
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,420
I have the reflexes
of an Olympic-level jungle cat.
372
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,080
I have the strength of ten,
perhaps 20 men.
373
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,350
A crowded bus stop... of men.
374
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:41,360
But my greatest power is this.
375
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,860
When destiny speaks...
376
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,030
she speaks to me.
377
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,560
She says hi, by the way, and...
378
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:51,600
-she wanted me to give you this.
-Don't slam...
379
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:55,100
--...on the table.
380
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,870
What... what is this?
381
00:22:56,940 --> 00:23:01,240
Everything that survived
last night's explosion.
382
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,980
Explosion... Tick, did you,
did you attack that gang?
383
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,880
Aha.
384
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:09,750
Oh. I broke a few eggs,
but the omelet is huge!
385
00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:13,220
Listen, Tick, look, I'm sorry,
but I am not part
386
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:16,460
of any sort of bigger plan that
you have going on here, okay?
387
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,190
I'm trying to prove that The
Terror's alive, and that's it.
388
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:21,760
You're gonna have to do more
than just prove it.
389
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,930
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with that?
390
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,470
Destiny is calling you, Arthur.
Look at me.
391
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:31,840
Yeah, I'm looking at you.
392
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,110
I'm over here
answering our destiny.
393
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,440
Come on over.
394
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:37,280
It's good, it's warm.
395
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,010
It's like the inside of bread.
396
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,080
I'm not gonna get
inside of bread with you.
397
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:43,120
Do you understand that?
398
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,750
Not really.
399
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,350
Look, I don't even know you.
400
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,920
You know me.
401
00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:49,960
I'm the "you"
you always wanted to be.
402
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:53,260
You want to come over here
and be me, but you can't,
403
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:54,700
because you're standing there
404
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,430
-right in your own way.
-No.
405
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,700
But you make a better door
than you do a window, chum.
406
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:02,740
So, why don't you swing
wide open,
407
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,570
let you walk through you,
408
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,480
right on over to me?
409
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:15,750
Destiny wanted us
to meet, Arthur, so we did.
410
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:19,120
Destiny also wanted me
to cause that very big explosion
411
00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:20,890
last night, so I did that, too.
412
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,660
And the only thing
that survived is this.
413
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,700
A hero's mantle
414
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,700
sized to your tiny proportions.
415
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,510
I think the meaning is clear.
416
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,880
What? What's wro...
what's wrong? Something...?
417
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,980
What? What's happening?
418
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,860
Hey, my mom bought that for...
419
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,620
Look, there-there is no trigger
420
00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:58,460
for any sort
of secret headquarters.
421
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,560
You'll find me on the rooftops.
422
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,130
Yeah, well,
probably not, though.
423
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,410
He was blue?
424
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,850
And huge.
425
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,150
A super, no question.
426
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:26,320
If you ask me, he was working
with that little guy
427
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:30,090
-that was spying on us
last night. -MAN: Hey!
428
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,260
Hey! Hey.
429
00:25:34,330 --> 00:25:35,430
Get me down!
430
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,230
Light against darkness.
431
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,500
Up against down.
432
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,140
A struggle as old as time,
433
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,410
but with a beat
you can dance to.
434
00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:50,240
And as the sun rises
on a new day in the city,
435
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:53,310
so rises a new hero!
436
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:56,550
A precious balloon of hope
girding his loins,
437
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:59,090
making ready for the fight.
438
00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:02,890
He may be on the compact side
as heroes go, but...
439
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,460
that's just the way
Destiny crumbles her cookies.
440
00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:08,900
It's not supposed to be easy.
441
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,970
It's not supposed to
be comfortable.
442
00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:13,100
It's supposed to be dangerous.
443
00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:15,240
--And interesting.
444
00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:19,240
- That's the hero's journey.
445
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:21,280
That's why they get up
in the morning--
446
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:26,180
to go mano a monomyth
with the darkness.
447
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:31,790
To win the elixir
and save the world because
448
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:33,320
villainy is real.
449
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:36,490
It has guns and scars
and tattoos,
450
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,430
and it's licensed to drive.
451
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:41,200
It wants nothing but to murder
452
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:44,000
and take,
and it's coming for them all.
453
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:48,170
So two new avengers take
their place on the front line.
454
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,210
They will face evil with a song
of battle in their hearts.
455
00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:56,910
Destiny's got her hand
way, way up in their puppets.
456
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:58,810
It's an unpleasant tingling.
457
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,380
- The deepest of wriggles.
458
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,090
And its only reward
459
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:08,160
is... drama!
460
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,160
New plan.
461
00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,380
* *
462
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,410
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