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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Everett's trying to squeeze out hedges.
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This is just more of the same.
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We're here to study with Mayakovsky.
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- We hear he's crazy.
- You heard wrong!
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So wait.
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So you turned Mayakovsky into a bear?
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I can help.
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Just let me stay.
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You saved my life. You can...
you can save my life 50 times.
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It's not gonna change
anything between us.
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Good-bye, Alice.
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The Poison Room...
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It's where we store books
too dangerous for the public.
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You must seek the binder.
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This was in the Mirror World.
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And I heard you were looking
for the binder, so...
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Holy shit.
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Foremost saved them
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with special weapons
that expel possession.
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They call them ice axes,
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and I'm assuming that's poetic license.
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So we might have a chance to save Eliot.
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But Hot and Dumb just wasn't getting it.
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And that's when I told the Foreskin,
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"Welcome to the New Desert Order.
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It's gonna suck for you."
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Wow. You really went through
a lot to get those axes.
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Call them by their names...
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Sorrow...
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- and Sorrow.
- Nice.
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Where'd you get the axes from?
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[INHALES SHARPLY] Fine.
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I'll tell it one more time.
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So I'm all, "Welcome
to the New Desert Order."
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- "Gonna suck for you."
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- [CHUCKLES]
- What's gonna suck?
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Telling this story over again.
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[MOUTH FULL] And so I was like,
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"Welcome to the New Desert Order.
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Gonna suck for you."
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- What did I miss?
- I'm getting a smoothie.
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You fuckers take this.
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Seriously, you spent
that much time in the desert,
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and this never occurred to you?
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We're dealing with God-level monsters.
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Who possess people.
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Those axes pull the spirits out,
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and then we bottle them up. Bam!
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FTW.
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All he's saying is they're too powerful.
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I doubt your bottles can hold that shit.
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Those monsters are coming for us.
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Make it work.
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Okay, but how?
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We could cast an incorporate
bond on the bottles.
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Thank you.
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I don't know what that is,
but I hate you less now.
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It's a way to pin a being
or object in place.
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It's like a fourth-dimensional
paperweight.
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Mayakovsky was trapped
under one for years.
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We just need to pin the monsters
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to your bottles long enough
to get rid of them.
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Great. Let's do that shit, then.
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So who knows how to cast
an incorporate bond?
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I did cast an incorporate
bond on Mayakovsky,
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but I didn't write the spell myself.
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So who wrote it?
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Mayakovsky did.
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He didn't know
I was going to use it on him.
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He was the only person capable
of writing a spell
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which he couldn't break.
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He knows more things
about incorporate bonds
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than anyone else does.
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You wanted a spell to trap a god, yes?
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Well... he's the real expert.
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- But he's also a bear.
- Not exactly.
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You see, once magic came back,
he was able to become human.
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Again... much to his wife's dismay.
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So where is he now?
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He went back to Brakebills South?
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- I mean, why?
- Brakebills isn't using it.
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There's not enough magic
for the geese to make it.
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I found that out the hard way.
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Rest in peace, First Years.
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So I guess we have to go down
there and talk to Mayakovsky?
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Sounds like a plan.
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You two have fun
talking to that old drunk.
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No.
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Wait. Margo, Margo, hey.
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I just... I... There's, um...
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Things are still complicated
between me and Alice,
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- and I... and I just thought.
- Mm-hmm.
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And I'm still rinsing desert
sand out of my twat, all right?
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I'm not going to fucking Antarctica.
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[WHISPERING] Grow a pair
of tits, Coldwater.
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[WIND HOWLING]
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Jesus, it's cold.
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I forgot my scarf, so...
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good luck with that.
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[WHOOSHING]
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[ZIPPER CLOSES]
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I don't want to be
alone with you either.
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- I never said that.
- Yes, you did.
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- I heard you say that to Margo.
- [SIGHS]
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Let's just not start
by lying to each other.
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Okay, look, I don't want
to be here, but we're here,
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- so let's just get it over with.
- Quentin.
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[SIGHS] Shit.
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Oh.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Professor...
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Mayakovsky.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY]
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Professor?
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♪
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Mayakovsky did this to himself.
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He designed a spell to swap
his present consciousness
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with one from a different time.
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He called it a timeshare spell.
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[SNORES, GRUNTS]
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So that's not our Mayakovsky.
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Not mentally, no.
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Based on these notes
and... and his current state,
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I think he's from the future, where...
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Mayakovsky has dementia.
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- Great. [SIGHS]
- Well, it was an accident.
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He inverted two of the numbers
in the spell.
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[SIGHS] So how do we undo it?
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He's the only one who can.
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I don't think we can help him, Quentin.
We may have hit a dead end.
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Unless I talk to him in the past.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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You wanna steal Everett's book
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from the Poison Room?
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It's the only way
we can get ahead of him,
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but I need your help.
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Um, Penny died 'cause of going in there,
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so, no.
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I can get us in and out unharmed,
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but protocol dictates
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Librarians enter
the Poison Room in pairs...
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for safety.
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Fogg can do it.
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Unfortunately,
I cannot leave Brakebills.
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The Library has been up my ass.
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They're even threatening to put
monitors in all my classrooms.
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Henry has a point.
It would draw undue attention.
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Oh, to the fact
that he's a fucking coward?
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You don't get to be
a magician my age, dear,
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without a very healthy sense
of self-preservation.
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Kady...
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Please.
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I mean, if this is a real language,
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it is a dead one that nobody's
ever written about.
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Well, maybe it's not
a language. Maybe it's...
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[INHALES SHARPLY] Ow. Goddamn paper cut.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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Cocksucking book bit me.
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It did!
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Why is this book suddenly blank?
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Is that writing there?
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I can barely make it out.
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My God. I think it's written
in Margo's blood.
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It wants blood, I got blood.
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BRB.
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- Is that...?
- Yep.
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It's shark week.
You can thank my uterus later.
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This is in Latin.
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I can't cast.
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Um, you better have a look at it.
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Oh. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, come on.
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[SIGHS]
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[SPEAKING LATIN]
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[RUMBLING]
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[DARK MUSIC]
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♪
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING, GASPS]
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♪
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[GRUNTING]
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♪
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[GRUNTS]
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And the Binder stood before them,
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and as they stared, eyes full of wonder,
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the Binder thought to himself...
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♪
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"Took you long enough."
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[SIGHS]
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- He's in there?
- Yes.
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And he's at an acquisitions meeting,
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which should give us
enough time to copy it.
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Okay, thanks. Check back with me later.
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- Everett. [CHUCKLES]
- Zelda.
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- How was the meeting?
- Detailed.
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I snuck out.
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What are you doing here?
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I was hoping we could talk...
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in your office, perhaps.
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Of course.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[SIGHS]
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The Binder knew Julia
had many questions.
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She'd been searching in vain
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for how to reacquire her divinity.
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He knew the answer.
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Hey, what's with all
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the third-person, past-tense bullshit?
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The Binder had no idea
what she was talking about.
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Huh.
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The Binder explained... he had answers,
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but it would require they learn
how he came to be..
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to be...
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to be...
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The Binder felt dizzy.
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His book was a...
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Oh, it was somehow...
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it was somehow...
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missing pages.
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I think he's broken.
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The fuck.
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- When did this happen?
- I don't know.
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He was talking normal a second ago.
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Normal for him. My God.
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♪
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What the hell?
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♪
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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♪
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Fen, Tick?
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Guys, the weirdest thing just happened.
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I was eating a biscuit,
not off the floor,
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and I had a kind of vision.
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Still good.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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Last looks.
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"Eating Out with Josh Hoberman,"
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scene one, take one... marker.
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- I'm eating what?
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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But no one in Fillory has a TV
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so why... am I questioning this?
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Action!
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Any baker worth their gluten
knows a biscuit
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is only as good as its flour.
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Add a drizzle of lavender-infused honey,
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and trust me, you'd eat this
right off the floor.
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[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHOOSHING]
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[MUSIC FADES]
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The Winds of Fate...
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they've come unseasonably early
this year.
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I think this is a sign
that Fillory's in trouble.
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Early Winds of Fate, Lorian
plants silencing the animals,
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too many questing creatures...
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00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:30,286
Seriously, it sounds
like Fillory's ecosystem
265
00:11:30,296 --> 00:11:32,462
is completely jacked
and not in a sexy way.
266
00:11:32,472 --> 00:11:34,116
Interesting you should say that.
267
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,292
Not long ago, we imprisoned a Naiad
268
00:11:36,302 --> 00:11:38,947
for committing moderate acts of
violence against some farmers.
269
00:11:38,957 --> 00:11:41,253
She deboned one of them.
270
00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:44,082
- Really great knife skills.
- Jesus.
271
00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:46,041
Anyway, I recall her saying something
272
00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:47,608
about Fillory's failing ecosystem,
273
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:50,347
but she was covered in guts, and
that's really hard to get past.
274
00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:52,927
- Been there. Get that.
- Let's talk to her.
275
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,468
Okay.
276
00:11:55,974 --> 00:11:57,444
[SINGSONG VOICE] Hello, Ismenie.
277
00:11:57,454 --> 00:12:00,011
I brought you some visitors today.
278
00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,492
[HISSING]
279
00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:04,146
Oh! God!
280
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,149
Am I the only one getting "The
Ring"/"Grudge"-type vibes here?
281
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,324
She's a Naiad.
282
00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:11,327
Why do you dry-skins torture me?
283
00:12:11,337 --> 00:12:13,590
I came to you with a warning.
284
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,593
Yes, yes, you also attacked
several farmers.
285
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,552
That was my warning.
286
00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:21,990
They were stealing my water...
an assault on my very soul.
287
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,774
She protects a well.
288
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,342
What if your blood lived
outside of your skin
289
00:12:26,352 --> 00:12:29,084
and thoughtless things drank
it, bathed in it, peed in it?
290
00:12:29,094 --> 00:12:32,348
Yes, well, I'm afraid we have
a few question we need to ask
291
00:12:32,358 --> 00:12:34,524
about Fillory's ecosystem.
292
00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:37,353
I told you all before, it is The Waters.
293
00:12:37,363 --> 00:12:39,355
They are moving.
294
00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:41,357
It is the fault of the Thirteenth.
295
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,359
The Thirteenth?
296
00:12:43,369 --> 00:12:45,317
The thirsty Thirteenth.
297
00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:49,191
He tried to capture us, dam us in.
298
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,280
Water should flow free.
299
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,804
What he built...
there is no excuse for it.
300
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,198
What did he build?
301
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,678
We're done here, dry-skins.
302
00:12:57,688 --> 00:12:59,462
No, we are not done here!
303
00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:02,475
[ISMENIE SNARLING, HISSING]
304
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:06,251
Once you're there,
305
00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:08,689
you can't do anything or say
anything to anyone that'll...
306
00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:10,081
Risk changing the past.
307
00:13:10,091 --> 00:13:12,693
I get it. I've been to the movies.
308
00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:14,564
This is serious, Quentin.
309
00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:16,305
The bridge between your past self
310
00:13:16,315 --> 00:13:18,655
and your present self is...
is delicate. If you break it...
311
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,179
Look, as long as you wipe
past me's memory,
312
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,398
we'll be fine.
313
00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:25,357
I have a Memory Charm ready to go.
314
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,447
[SIGHS]
315
00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,711
We'll set the spell so it takes you back
316
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,582
to where we were at Brakebills South.
317
00:13:32,592 --> 00:13:34,671
Just go straight to Mayakovsky's office
318
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,554
- and don't talk to anyone.
- I won't.
319
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:53,429
♪
320
00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:56,650
Alice? How did I get up here?
321
00:13:56,660 --> 00:14:00,436
♪
322
00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:02,090
[DOOR OPENS]
323
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:08,139
♪
324
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:09,716
Alice, I...
325
00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:14,319
[GRUNTS] Oh, um...
326
00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:16,234
Oh, God. Alice... [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
327
00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:17,758
- [GIGGLES]
- Mm.
328
00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:20,597
♪
329
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,572
Mm-mm. Alice, wait.
330
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,628
No, I just have to...
331
00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:29,740
- What's wrong?
- No, no, no. It's fine.
332
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:31,961
Mm-mm. No, I just...
333
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,038
I got to...
334
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:35,384
What did I do?
335
00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:37,604
Oh, you? No, no, it's me.
I'm the problem.
336
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,432
I, um... [SIGHS]
337
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,852
Just... I forgot condoms.
338
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,572
So I'm just gonna...
339
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:47,575
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
340
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:51,579
♪
341
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,939
What am I doing on the table?
342
00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,405
Just stand still.
343
00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,843
Whose clothes am I wearing?
344
00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:02,411
Shit, there's no more magic.
345
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:05,188
Alice, what's going on?
How did we get here?
346
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:09,244
Uh, I heard that... sometimes Mayakovsky
347
00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:11,637
randomly teleports students
to the lab for testing
348
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:13,708
to keep us on our toes.
349
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,556
Uh... okay, I hadn't heard that, but...
350
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,255
No, no, it's a real thing that he does.
351
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:24,269
Uh, look, there must be
some sort of test.
352
00:15:25,444 --> 00:15:27,262
Um...
353
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:28,567
Knots.
354
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,613
Yeah, we... we need
to tie these into knots
355
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:33,268
for magic purposes, like, for sure.
356
00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,845
All right, I guess that could be worse.
357
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:40,623
[WIND WHISTLING FAINTLY]
358
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,288
[SIGHS]
359
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:47,640
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
360
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,648
- Yes?
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
361
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:03,167
[CLEARS THROAT] Hello?
362
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:05,648
Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
363
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:08,520
The phones here work off of
GPS coordinates, not numbers.
364
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,740
Well, you were close.
365
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,308
Listen, I don't have a lot of time.
366
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:16,224
We need your help.
367
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:18,487
Surviving first-year students...
368
00:16:18,497 --> 00:16:20,924
♪
369
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,317
[STUDENTS MURMURING]
370
00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:23,883
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm here...
371
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:26,495
[FLASK CLATTERS]
372
00:16:26,505 --> 00:16:28,845
To teach you...
373
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,803
what not to do.
374
00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:32,892
Let's begin...
375
00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:35,504
with a cloaking spell, shall we?
376
00:16:35,514 --> 00:16:39,856
Which, unfortunately,
you will never do...
377
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,902
because... [WHISPERING] The Library,
378
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:45,209
they don't want you to know it.
379
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:51,694
♪
380
00:16:51,704 --> 00:16:53,478
[STUDENTS GASPS, MURMURS]
381
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:55,524
Did you see that? [CHUCKLES]
382
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,874
Now forget it, because if you learn it,
383
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,485
you'll be in very, very serious trouble.
384
00:17:00,495 --> 00:17:01,878
Damn it!
385
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,706
Good God!
386
00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:06,665
[CLATTER] Cock shit!
387
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:10,639
Surely you didn't come here
just to gossip about Phyllis.
388
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,889
You don't think her perfumes
are a danger to the books?
389
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:16,719
I think she smokes and
doesn't want anyone to know.
390
00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:19,722
But we all do. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
391
00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:22,377
It's good to see you smiling.
392
00:17:22,387 --> 00:17:24,553
Been worried about you.
393
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,381
You seem distant lately.
394
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,948
I wondered if something had happened.
395
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,387
If anything were wrong, I'd tell you.
396
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:33,866
You would.
397
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:36,401
Well, I'm here for you.
You know that, right?
398
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:40,569
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
399
00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:42,397
Yes?
400
00:17:42,407 --> 00:17:46,401
Sorry to interrupt,
but there has been an incident.
401
00:17:46,411 --> 00:17:49,534
It's Fogg.
402
00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:52,276
[GRUNTS] Perhaps it's time
for someone to talk to him
403
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:54,757
- who isn't a friend.
- Of course.
404
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,759
♪
405
00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:59,414
- Thank you for the tea.
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:06,431
♪
407
00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:17,388
Where the hell did Margo go?
408
00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,608
I thought she came in here.
409
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:22,316
What's with the honeymoon suite?
410
00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:28,007
Huh. That was, uh...
411
00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:30,619
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
412
00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:33,056
You didn't do that, did you?
413
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:34,927
I can't do that.
414
00:18:34,937 --> 00:18:38,496
[CLATTERING] Okay, seriously?
415
00:18:38,506 --> 00:18:41,717
- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
- Margo?
416
00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,458
- Margo?
- Aah!
417
00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:46,896
Some weird-ass ghost
shoved me in a closet.
418
00:18:46,906 --> 00:18:48,463
Yeah.
419
00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:51,640
I can see your non-corporeal
panty-sniffing ass
420
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,990
with my goddamn fairy eye.
421
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,819
- Ghost?
- Or whatevs.
422
00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:59,996
He keeps shaking his head.
423
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,998
I can't hear you.
424
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,827
Keeps pointing at you for some reason.
425
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:08,449
♪
426
00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:15,490
Penny 23.
427
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,851
[LAUGHS] Isn't this just berries?
428
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,376
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
429
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:30,228
I'm here because you changed
my life, Penny.
430
00:19:30,247 --> 00:19:35,547
I mean, not you, Penny 40.
But basically you.
431
00:19:35,558 --> 00:19:39,769
When he died/became
my astral best friend...
432
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,032
- Yeah, I seriously doubt that.
- Oh, my.
433
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:45,732
You sound just like P-40
right now. Whoa.
434
00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:47,647
Can we get to the part where you explain
435
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,257
- why you're here, please.
- Welp.
436
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:50,824
You guys are my favorite characters.
437
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,782
Only you disappeared.
438
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,089
So I left Brakebills
to find out what happened.
439
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:59,006
And when I did, hoo-boy,
this plot was a mess.
440
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:00,921
You mean my life?
441
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,706
And I realized: I'm done watching.
442
00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:06,187
I want to participate.
443
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:08,842
And you... the other you...
444
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:12,062
great twist... showed me how to do that.
445
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:15,022
Turns out I can be stuff
446
00:20:15,032 --> 00:20:17,677
at a level I never imagined possible.
447
00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:21,115
Is that why Margo is tied up
in the closet and...
448
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:24,553
you're lighting candles,
playing sexy music?
449
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:26,033
[CHUCKLES]
450
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,991
[AS TONTO] Patience, Kemo Sabe.
451
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,211
I'll get there.
452
00:20:30,221 --> 00:20:31,908
Yeah, that's offensive.
453
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:34,128
But I thought you were Indian?
454
00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:36,043
- What?
- Anyhootch, I had a thought.
455
00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:40,221
I... I mean, in my day, you two
would sip a little giggle water
456
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:45,313
and get a wiggle on,
but instead we're just...
457
00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:48,577
waiting. Yawn.
458
00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:51,275
You mean all this insane shit
that is happening
459
00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,626
is to get me and Julia to hook up?
460
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:56,237
I mean after that little
naked interlude in Fillory...
461
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:57,978
- You watched that?
- Yeah.
462
00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:00,328
I know a true thing when I see
it, buster, and you're it.
463
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:04,158
Listen, Hyman, if you stole
the pages from the Binder
464
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:07,117
we need them back. Now.
465
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:10,730
Or I will sick Margo on you.
466
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,906
Maybe I overstepped, but...
467
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:17,606
you just gotta understand I see
what you and Julia keep doing
468
00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:20,087
and I worry about the both of you.
469
00:21:20,097 --> 00:21:22,959
What are we doing?
470
00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:27,747
You both sacrifice
your own joy to help others.
471
00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:31,446
Julia gave up all that power, and you...
472
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,754
I mean other Penny died because of it.
473
00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:37,974
Yeah, when I think about it,
it's a sad twist.
474
00:21:37,984 --> 00:21:40,977
You can't blame me for wanting
the two of you to be happy.
475
00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:45,329
'Cause you will never do it
for yourself.
476
00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:47,767
[REFLECTIVE MUSIC]
477
00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:49,812
♪
478
00:21:49,822 --> 00:21:52,336
Hey, wet-n-wild, you said
everything's the fault
479
00:21:52,346 --> 00:21:54,207
- of the Thirteenth...
- But all mention of him
480
00:21:54,218 --> 00:21:55,775
has been stricken from the archives.
481
00:21:55,785 --> 00:21:57,211
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,
482
00:21:57,221 --> 00:21:58,691
but I'm workin' on a theory
483
00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:00,257
there might be a conspiracy.
484
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:03,957
Somebody erased this guy magically.
485
00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:06,829
But you know his name, don't you?
486
00:22:06,839 --> 00:22:08,396
I will not speak it.
487
00:22:08,406 --> 00:22:10,659
Oh, yes you will.
488
00:22:10,669 --> 00:22:12,139
Wait, what are you doing?
489
00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:13,875
I went all the way to your well,
490
00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:15,708
and if you don't tell us
what we need to know
491
00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:18,319
I am going to drink it
and then I'm going to pee it
492
00:22:18,329 --> 00:22:19,886
and then Josh is going to drink it.
493
00:22:19,896 --> 00:22:21,801
Yeah! Wait, what?
494
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:24,163
- You monster!
- Tick, you can't do this.
495
00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:26,354
Dude, yeah, that's sort of like torture.
I thought we were against that.
496
00:22:26,365 --> 00:22:27,377
We are.
497
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,895
She's the only one who knows the name
498
00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:31,027
of the Thirteenth King,
and she is gonna tell us!
499
00:22:31,037 --> 00:22:32,333
Please, please! You can't!
500
00:22:32,343 --> 00:22:34,335
No! [HOLLERING IN PAIN]
501
00:22:34,345 --> 00:22:36,119
Ram's bottom, what was it...
502
00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:37,425
The Thirteenth, the Thirteenth...
503
00:22:37,435 --> 00:22:39,906
It's Roderick! "Thirsty Roderick,
504
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,995
"Thirteenth of his line, always liked
505
00:22:42,005 --> 00:22:44,476
to have a good time."
Oh, my God, you're right.
506
00:22:44,486 --> 00:22:46,521
- About what?
- A nursery rhyme.
507
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,131
I've been trying to remember it all day.
508
00:22:48,141 --> 00:22:50,003
We used to sing it
while playing Bearskip.
509
00:22:50,013 --> 00:22:52,484
It's a children's game, sort
of like Fillorian hopscotch.
510
00:22:52,494 --> 00:22:55,443
- Involving bears?
- Ideally skipping them.
511
00:22:55,453 --> 00:22:58,402
"He hides his drinks
from his many daughters."
512
00:22:58,412 --> 00:23:00,274
"Builds a cistern to hoard the waters."
513
00:23:00,284 --> 00:23:02,015
"Underneath the castle fair."
514
00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:04,104
[TOGETHER] "If you jump,
you'll skip the bear!"
515
00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:05,497
[FAKE LAUGHS] Okay.
516
00:23:05,507 --> 00:23:07,264
Your nursery rhyme
used the word "cistern"?
517
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:09,065
Well, how else are children
supposed to learn
518
00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:10,893
about underground water
containment systems?
519
00:23:10,903 --> 00:23:13,722
- You people are sick.
- Wait.
520
00:23:13,732 --> 00:23:16,508
He built underground water
containment systems?
521
00:23:16,518 --> 00:23:19,423
Ismenie, you said:
"The Waters, they are moving."
522
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,469
But were you really talking about water?
523
00:23:21,479 --> 00:23:23,384
She's always talking about water.
524
00:23:23,394 --> 00:23:25,386
Unless she's talking about magic.
525
00:23:25,396 --> 00:23:28,215
A huge reservoir of magic,
hidden underneath the castle
526
00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:30,398
that could be what's causing
all the stuff we're seeing.
527
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,959
- Wait. Wait.
- [EXHALES]
528
00:23:32,969 --> 00:23:35,962
I think I know how we can get to it.
529
00:23:35,972 --> 00:23:38,268
Follow me!
530
00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:40,053
Okay.
531
00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:42,108
- [SLURPS]
- God, it hurts!
532
00:23:43,066 --> 00:23:44,405
An incorporate bond?
533
00:23:44,415 --> 00:23:47,016
Why do you suddenly need to know this?
534
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,758
Uh, it's just something that
I've been wondering about.
535
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:50,977
You're serious?
536
00:23:50,987 --> 00:23:53,066
You could be having fox sex
537
00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:57,070
with your partner, the better magician.
538
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,419
I realize that.
539
00:23:58,429 --> 00:24:00,900
She could do incorporate bond.
540
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:04,077
And she's chosen to have sex
with you for some reason.
541
00:24:04,087 --> 00:24:07,820
You should be having as much
sex with her as you can
542
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:09,604
before she realizes.
543
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,388
Thank you for the relationship advice,
544
00:24:11,398 --> 00:24:14,783
an area that I'm sure
that you are an expert in.
545
00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:19,222
Oh, little pushback
from B-minus student.
546
00:24:19,232 --> 00:24:21,355
- I like this.
- I'm just saying...
547
00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:24,488
there is something that you are
an actual expert in
548
00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:27,491
- that I need to know about.
- Right.
549
00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:32,801
You "need" to know how to cast
an incorporate bond.
550
00:24:32,811 --> 00:24:34,411
[EXHALES]
551
00:24:34,421 --> 00:24:37,284
- What is your discipline?
- What?
552
00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:39,242
Your discipline, B-minus student,
553
00:24:39,252 --> 00:24:42,942
or did you leave that back
in your tiny fox pants?
554
00:24:42,952 --> 00:24:46,032
They tested me...
555
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:49,165
- [SIGHS] inconclusive.
- Well, that is a problem.
556
00:24:49,175 --> 00:24:51,341
Can't cast incorporate bond
557
00:24:51,351 --> 00:24:53,126
without your discipline.
558
00:24:53,136 --> 00:24:54,867
There's got to be some kind
of workaround.
559
00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:56,390
Nope.
560
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,305
Come back when you're fully-formed.
561
00:24:58,315 --> 00:25:01,448
Come on. There's got to be something
that you can do. I need this.
562
00:25:04,277 --> 00:25:06,584
Fine. Drink that.
563
00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:10,360
This will help with the test or...?
564
00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:13,929
It will kill brain cells.
I have plenty to spare.
565
00:25:13,939 --> 00:25:17,367
You don't, but...
566
00:25:17,377 --> 00:25:20,163
I don't want to drink alone.
567
00:25:25,908 --> 00:25:27,639
[SIGHS] So this is it, huh?
568
00:25:27,649 --> 00:25:32,044
Before we go in, there's
a small matter of protection.
569
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:47,354
- Swallow it.
- What is it?
570
00:25:47,364 --> 00:25:49,148
Insects.
571
00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:54,187
[SIGHS IN DISGUST]
572
00:25:54,197 --> 00:25:56,058
Don't chew. They have to go down whole
573
00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:59,158
so they can eat any poison
you take into your bloodstream.
574
00:26:00,899 --> 00:26:02,118
[SIGHS]
575
00:26:04,511 --> 00:26:06,199
[COUGHING]
576
00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:08,201
[INSECTS BUZZING]
577
00:26:08,211 --> 00:26:11,291
The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
578
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:13,293
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
579
00:26:13,303 --> 00:26:15,251
♪
580
00:26:15,261 --> 00:26:17,394
[DOOR CREAKS]
581
00:26:33,323 --> 00:26:36,239
[GROANING]
582
00:26:38,154 --> 00:26:40,189
There is something
you're not telling me.
583
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,496
Uh, what? No, that's not true.
584
00:26:42,506 --> 00:26:45,281
You're a very bad liar, B-minus!
585
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:47,980
More like D-plus on this.
586
00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:51,418
[GROANING]
587
00:26:51,428 --> 00:26:54,073
And I don't have to tell you anything
588
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,086
until you tell me what you're hiding.
589
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,341
It's complicated.
590
00:27:01,351 --> 00:27:04,997
You're from future, yes?
591
00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:06,965
What?
592
00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:15,191
What is in there is older
than what is in there.
593
00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:19,968
Yeah. Yes, fine. I am.
594
00:27:19,978 --> 00:27:23,145
I... Not me... me, but my consciousness.
595
00:27:23,155 --> 00:27:25,539
I came here to ask you
about incorporate bonds.
596
00:27:25,549 --> 00:27:28,455
Why didn't you ask me in your time?
597
00:27:28,465 --> 00:27:30,631
- I am dead or something?
- No.
598
00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:32,502
Look, I can't tell you anything else.
599
00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:34,330
I can't risk messing with the past.
600
00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,637
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
601
00:27:36,647 --> 00:27:39,074
I've seen "Back to the Future."
602
00:27:39,084 --> 00:27:40,365
Ugh.
603
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:45,559
You want to fuck your mother in past?
604
00:27:45,569 --> 00:27:48,736
- What? No.
- Why? She not attractive?
605
00:27:48,746 --> 00:27:52,435
Look. I just can't tell you
any more about how I did this...
606
00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:56,004
I already know. You use timeshare spell.
607
00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:58,441
I've been working on it.
608
00:27:58,451 --> 00:28:00,139
Clearly I must have finished it.
609
00:28:00,149 --> 00:28:02,315
And don't worry.
610
00:28:02,325 --> 00:28:04,143
Future is safe.
611
00:28:04,153 --> 00:28:07,678
Everything you say is in the vault.
612
00:28:09,506 --> 00:28:12,716
This vault.
613
00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:15,154
I will definitely not remember
614
00:28:15,164 --> 00:28:17,199
anything about this conversation
615
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:19,723
like most conversations
I have with students
616
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:22,432
like you, D-plus.
617
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,005
[EXHALES]
618
00:28:44,692 --> 00:28:47,567
This basis for incorporate bond.
619
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,547
We are done here.
620
00:28:57,597 --> 00:28:59,709
You never told me my discipline.
621
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:02,854
Repair of Small Objects.
622
00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:04,594
[VODKA CASCADES]
623
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:07,162
- Really?
- [GULPS] Hope we did not ruin
624
00:29:07,172 --> 00:29:13,342
your big plans after you get
back to your mysterious future,
625
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:15,485
Mr. Time Traveler.
626
00:29:19,141 --> 00:29:21,180
Tell my older self...
627
00:29:22,318 --> 00:29:24,189
well done.
628
00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:30,904
Um...
629
00:29:31,544 --> 00:29:33,633
[SIGHS] Oh, shit.
630
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:40,505
[SIGHS] Alice.
631
00:29:40,516 --> 00:29:42,298
What the hell, Q?
632
00:29:43,257 --> 00:29:45,336
What did you cast?
633
00:29:45,346 --> 00:29:48,383
Some sort of spell to make
your future self
634
00:29:48,393 --> 00:29:50,777
take over your past self's body?
635
00:29:50,787 --> 00:29:53,257
What happens that made
you have to do this?
636
00:29:53,267 --> 00:29:54,737
I can't tell you that.
637
00:29:54,747 --> 00:29:57,324
Well, can you talk
about what's happening with us?
638
00:29:59,143 --> 00:30:01,309
Of course you can't.
Paradox rules apply.
639
00:30:01,319 --> 00:30:03,572
I can't risk changing the past.
640
00:30:03,582 --> 00:30:06,270
I could get lost forever.
641
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,727
- I could do a memory charm.
- Alice.
642
00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:13,614
I know one that will erase
my memory for the last hour.
643
00:30:16,812 --> 00:30:21,546
Okay. Yeah, sure. Why?
644
00:30:21,557 --> 00:30:25,237
So we can talk about the way you
looked at me when you came back.
645
00:30:26,344 --> 00:30:28,036
There was so much...
646
00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:30,479
pain.
647
00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,646
A lot of things have happened.
648
00:30:33,656 --> 00:30:35,571
How bad?
649
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,354
Pretty goddamn bad.
650
00:30:40,227 --> 00:30:42,169
What happens?
651
00:30:42,969 --> 00:30:46,190
You, uh, get hurt.
652
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,966
We both do.
653
00:30:49,976 --> 00:30:51,925
So would you rather I just stop this now
654
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,432
so that we never have to feel
the way you feel?
655
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:58,279
Look, you're a nice guy, Q,
for trying to warn me.
656
00:30:58,289 --> 00:30:59,672
I'm not trying to...
657
00:30:59,682 --> 00:31:02,239
But I'm not scared of the future.
658
00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:04,590
I'm scared of losing this.
659
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,550
Maybe it's crazy and hopeless
where you live, but...
660
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,813
you know, maybe I never told you this,
661
00:31:10,823 --> 00:31:15,175
but you are the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
662
00:31:21,007 --> 00:31:24,435
So...
663
00:31:24,445 --> 00:31:26,612
when you go back,
664
00:31:26,622 --> 00:31:28,754
just remember that, okay?
665
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,887
What do you think made
Mayakovsky so bitter?
666
00:31:40,897 --> 00:31:42,889
- Huh?
- And, like, obsessed
667
00:31:42,899 --> 00:31:47,589
with the vulpine sex
of his two students?
668
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:49,330
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?
669
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,375
No, no, it's totally normal.
He's a normal guy.
670
00:31:51,385 --> 00:31:53,779
These are normal school situations.
671
00:31:56,534 --> 00:31:58,557
Seriously, though, you think
that he would notice
672
00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:01,912
if we stopped tying these knots?
673
00:32:02,658 --> 00:32:06,226
Probably. We shouldn't.
674
00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:10,829
Hey. Crazy idea.
675
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,660
What if we stopped tying the knots
676
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:18,751
and instead we... [MOUTHING "HAVE SEX"]
677
00:32:18,761 --> 00:32:20,361
Hm?
678
00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:21,797
- Um...
- Hm?
679
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,321
Ooh, yeah. We could do it on the table.
680
00:32:24,331 --> 00:32:26,420
- [OBJECTS SHATTER]
- Quentin!
681
00:32:29,598 --> 00:32:32,460
I don't... it's... hotter in my head.
682
00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:34,545
- What?
- [CHUCKLES]
683
00:32:34,556 --> 00:32:35,851
Hm?
684
00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:37,900
Oh, sorry, Vix. You okay?
685
00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,554
Yeah, no. I'm fine.
686
00:32:39,564 --> 00:32:42,436
Mm. Yeah, you are. [CHUCKLES]
687
00:32:48,529 --> 00:32:51,044
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
688
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:55,614
♪
689
00:32:55,624 --> 00:32:58,704
That was nice. [BREATHES HEAVILY]
690
00:32:58,714 --> 00:33:01,010
- Alice.
- Yeah?
691
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,796
It's me. I'm... I'm back.
692
00:33:03,806 --> 00:33:05,754
Oh.
693
00:33:05,764 --> 00:33:08,583
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
694
00:33:08,593 --> 00:33:15,600
♪
695
00:33:18,734 --> 00:33:21,562
[GASPS]
696
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:26,732
The Binder's story began in a place
697
00:33:26,742 --> 00:33:30,692
known simply as... a Library.
698
00:33:30,702 --> 00:33:32,563
You were a Librarian?
699
00:33:32,573 --> 00:33:34,522
He did say it started in the Library.
700
00:33:34,532 --> 00:33:35,741
I mean, it's fucking obvious.
701
00:33:35,751 --> 00:33:37,960
[GROANS] He was studying
702
00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:40,494
the limits of power.
703
00:33:41,757 --> 00:33:47,535
His specialty was the magic
inherent in Gods.
704
00:33:47,545 --> 00:33:49,580
[SARCASTIC VOICE] Great. A puppet show.
705
00:33:49,590 --> 00:33:51,104
The Binder had a theory.
706
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:54,934
When a being of great power,
such as a God, is killed
707
00:33:54,944 --> 00:33:59,373
their energy is lost, but he
believed it could be preserved
708
00:33:59,383 --> 00:34:00,853
by binding it to an object.
709
00:34:00,863 --> 00:34:03,029
That object, in turn, could be bound
710
00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:05,771
to a Magician of sufficient
training and preparation,
711
00:34:05,781 --> 00:34:08,121
effectively turning
the Magician into a God.
712
00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,819
Yeah, but every time
a mortal tries to kill
713
00:34:10,829 --> 00:34:13,822
a God, all magic gets shut off.
714
00:34:13,832 --> 00:34:17,696
The Binder politely reminded Margo that
715
00:34:17,706 --> 00:34:19,872
not every story was about her.
716
00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:22,048
So the binder is a catty bitch?
717
00:34:22,058 --> 00:34:26,018
Mm. He continued.
718
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:30,012
It was a problem that perplexed
719
00:34:30,022 --> 00:34:33,059
The Binder and his fellow Librarians,
720
00:34:33,069 --> 00:34:35,844
but, as it turned out,
721
00:34:35,854 --> 00:34:39,858
the Old Gods themselves
provided a solution.
722
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:44,766
Two siblings. Mistakes.
723
00:34:44,776 --> 00:34:47,551
Born with the power of many gods.
724
00:34:47,561 --> 00:34:50,511
They were created
with one unique quality
725
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,600
that made them essential
to this experiment.
726
00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:55,656
They could not die.
727
00:34:56,998 --> 00:34:59,151
So no matter what you did
to them it wouldn't trigger
728
00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,000
the Old Gods to take away magic.
729
00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:03,785
Without fear
of the Old Gods' retribution,
730
00:35:03,795 --> 00:35:06,005
The Librarians were safe
731
00:35:06,015 --> 00:35:08,181
to move forward with their experiment.
732
00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,922
One of the Monsters was captured...
733
00:35:09,932 --> 00:35:11,706
the older, more dominant one.
734
00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:13,142
- The female.
- Natch.
735
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:15,754
The one left behind would be confused,
736
00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:19,714
afraid, like a child.
737
00:35:19,724 --> 00:35:22,673
Without his sister, he'd have
trouble even remembering them.
738
00:35:22,683 --> 00:35:25,208
What did you do to the sister?
739
00:35:29,081 --> 00:35:30,986
She was split into four parts.
740
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,684
Each part bound in a stone.
741
00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:38,472
Each stone bound in a Librarian.
742
00:35:38,482 --> 00:35:43,129
Bacchus. Iris. Heka. Aengus.
743
00:35:43,139 --> 00:35:45,871
Those ballsacks.
744
00:35:45,881 --> 00:35:48,090
When they were finished,
745
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,441
The Binder came to regret
what he had done.
746
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:57,578
But the New Gods he had built
were afraid of him.
747
00:35:57,588 --> 00:36:00,711
He alone held the secret that
could make them human again.
748
00:36:00,721 --> 00:36:02,636
And so...
749
00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:05,438
They cursed him.
750
00:36:06,727 --> 00:36:08,763
They turned you into a book.
751
00:36:08,773 --> 00:36:11,853
Okay. That does kind of suck.
752
00:36:11,863 --> 00:36:15,645
In that form, he became
something they could control.
753
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:20,122
Hide from the rest
of The Order, from history.
754
00:36:20,132 --> 00:36:21,950
It was only by chance
755
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,170
that a young Librarian read his book
756
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:26,041
and was convinced
757
00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:28,261
to hide The Binder in the mirror world,
758
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:30,219
where he hoped no one
would find him again.
759
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:34,006
Until word reached The Binder
of Julia Wicker,
760
00:36:34,016 --> 00:36:36,051
and her quest.
761
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:39,142
He knew he had the answers she sought.
762
00:36:39,935 --> 00:36:42,231
So he can help me become
a Goddess again?
763
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:44,538
He could take her in either direction.
764
00:36:44,548 --> 00:36:47,933
The Godhood, or Humanity.
765
00:36:47,943 --> 00:36:49,978
The choice was hers.
766
00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:52,198
Either road would be painful.
767
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:55,984
He wondered aloud if she was ready.
768
00:36:55,994 --> 00:36:57,681
You and me both.
769
00:36:57,691 --> 00:36:59,770
The Binder knew she needed time
770
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:01,903
to consider which way to go.
771
00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:05,167
But either way...
772
00:37:05,177 --> 00:37:08,050
he'd need a favor in return.
773
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:15,971
[BREATHES DEEPLY] He needed her
to burn his book.
774
00:37:18,711 --> 00:37:21,199
He did not want to be used again.
775
00:37:22,194 --> 00:37:25,894
Like it was before. [BREATHES SHAKILY]
776
00:37:28,722 --> 00:37:31,715
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
777
00:37:31,789 --> 00:37:38,796
♪
778
00:37:44,390 --> 00:37:46,034
[SIGHS]
779
00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,916
I got it.
780
00:37:55,923 --> 00:37:57,175
Do we have time for that?
781
00:37:57,186 --> 00:37:58,655
First thing you learn in The Order
782
00:37:58,665 --> 00:38:00,005
is how to speed read.
783
00:38:00,015 --> 00:38:02,974
[PAGES FLIPPING RAPIDLY]
784
00:38:13,245 --> 00:38:15,107
Everett's been lying to all of us.
785
00:38:15,117 --> 00:38:17,065
It's just as we suspected.
786
00:38:17,075 --> 00:38:19,938
He's been hoarding magic.
787
00:38:19,948 --> 00:38:21,631
To do what?
788
00:38:21,642 --> 00:38:23,547
To become a God.
789
00:38:23,609 --> 00:38:25,732
[DARK MUSIC]
790
00:38:25,743 --> 00:38:27,909
And if this book is correct,
791
00:38:28,086 --> 00:38:29,783
he succeeds.
792
00:38:36,391 --> 00:38:38,948
The floor in this hallway is laid out
793
00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:41,729
in the exact pattern
of a Bearskip board.
794
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:44,820
Now, that can't just be a coincidence.
795
00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:46,692
Can't it though?
796
00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:50,826
Just... jump forward three squares.
797
00:38:50,836 --> 00:38:52,088
Okay.
798
00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:53,916
Not the dragon!
799
00:38:53,926 --> 00:38:56,136
Watch the sloth! [EXCLAIMS TENSELY]
800
00:38:56,146 --> 00:38:57,790
- Now duck.
- Duck?
801
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,879
- There's a bear on your right.
- Seriously?
802
00:38:59,889 --> 00:39:02,142
- That one got my leg.
- Okay!
803
00:39:02,152 --> 00:39:07,147
[SARCASTIC VOICE] Oh, no.
Don't get me bear!
804
00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:09,323
'Cause you successfully
"skipped the bear,"
805
00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:11,717
you get to throw the sweetberry.
806
00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:14,110
And I throw it at the last whatever?
807
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,025
The hibernation square.
808
00:39:16,035 --> 00:39:18,821
- Okay, jeez.
- [SIGHS]
809
00:39:21,171 --> 00:39:23,598
- [GASPS]
- Ah! Yes! You did it.
810
00:39:23,608 --> 00:39:24,783
Huh.
811
00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:27,733
[GROANS]
812
00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:31,693
That is... still good. [BLOWS]
813
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:32,912
I say what again?
814
00:39:32,922 --> 00:39:34,827
- Oh.
- Oh! Right. Right, right.
815
00:39:34,837 --> 00:39:36,219
Honey or die!
816
00:39:36,229 --> 00:39:38,308
[DOOR SLIDES OPEN]
817
00:39:38,318 --> 00:39:40,712
[GASPS]
818
00:39:41,887 --> 00:39:46,186
- Where does it lead?
- Only one way to find out.
819
00:39:46,196 --> 00:39:48,014
Seriously?
820
00:39:48,024 --> 00:39:49,550
Perfect timing. We should return
821
00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:51,514
- right between shift changes.
- That's good.
822
00:39:51,525 --> 00:39:55,238
Is it weird I've had this
chocolate taste in my mouth?
823
00:39:55,248 --> 00:39:58,981
As the bugs absorb more
poison the aftertaste changes.
824
00:39:58,991 --> 00:40:01,244
It's when you taste mint
we're in real trouble.
825
00:40:01,254 --> 00:40:02,898
[TENSE MUSIC]
826
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:04,726
Okay.
827
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,860
♪
828
00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:09,862
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLES]
829
00:40:09,872 --> 00:40:11,864
[EXHALES SHARPLY] It's locked.
830
00:40:11,874 --> 00:40:13,169
Don't you have the key?
831
00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:15,345
The key is for the other side.
832
00:40:15,355 --> 00:40:18,044
Someone locked us in.
833
00:40:18,054 --> 00:40:20,742
I have worse news.
834
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,265
I just tasted mint.
835
00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:25,235
[BREATHES DEEPLY] Hm.
836
00:40:26,932 --> 00:40:29,664
You think Hyman is right?
837
00:40:29,674 --> 00:40:31,710
What he said about us?
838
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,799
God, I don't know if that man
has any fucking clue
839
00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:37,803
what's going on, but maybe.
840
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:40,370
'Cause I've been thinking
about becoming a Goddess a lot.
841
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:44,679
How to do it without screwing
up like the other Gods did.
842
00:40:44,689 --> 00:40:46,159
I don't know.
843
00:40:46,169 --> 00:40:49,205
Maybe I should give some
airtime to the alternative.
844
00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:51,217
Becoming human?
845
00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:55,821
I mean being happy.
846
00:40:55,831 --> 00:40:57,658
Okay.
847
00:40:59,269 --> 00:41:03,089
Pros and cons. You become a Goddess...
848
00:41:03,099 --> 00:41:05,134
you get all powered up.
849
00:41:05,144 --> 00:41:07,354
Maybe help in the fight.
850
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,269
You become human...
851
00:41:09,279 --> 00:41:10,923
I get to feel things.
852
00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:13,795
Yeah, like hunger.
853
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,928
And sadness and...
854
00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:18,070
And this...
855
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:30,779
Was that a pro or a con?
856
00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:40,213
[RASPY BREATHING] I have a problem.
857
00:41:40,223 --> 00:41:42,041
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
858
00:41:42,051 --> 00:41:44,347
- She's dying.
- Who's dying?
859
00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:46,262
My sister.
860
00:41:46,272 --> 00:41:49,135
I found her a body, but...
861
00:41:49,145 --> 00:41:52,747
it's not strong enough.
862
00:41:52,757 --> 00:41:54,967
I need to find one that is...
863
00:41:54,977 --> 00:41:57,806
more durable.
864
00:41:58,894 --> 00:42:00,146
Like yours.
865
00:42:00,156 --> 00:42:01,418
[GRUNTS]
866
00:42:06,336 --> 00:42:10,775
So Mayakovsky told you
what your discipline is?
867
00:42:13,343 --> 00:42:17,782
Repair of Small Objects.
868
00:42:19,262 --> 00:42:21,428
You did always excel at Minor Mendings.
869
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,865
I always thought
it'd be something cooler.
870
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,433
- At least it's real.
- [SCOFFS]
871
00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:28,174
Now you don't have to fantasize anymore
872
00:42:28,184 --> 00:42:31,220
about who you are and lie
about who you wish you were.
873
00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:34,016
You just... you just know it now.
874
00:42:36,018 --> 00:42:38,227
And maybe you've always known it.
875
00:42:38,237 --> 00:42:40,969
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
876
00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:43,363
Show me.
877
00:42:43,373 --> 00:42:47,019
♪
878
00:42:47,029 --> 00:42:49,031
[SIGHS]
879
00:43:23,848 --> 00:43:25,187
How does it feel?
880
00:43:25,197 --> 00:43:28,234
Like I helped it wake up and...
881
00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:30,768
remember what it was before.
882
00:43:47,072 --> 00:43:49,994
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883
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,954
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
884
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:59,928
♪
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