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Everybody! Central Perk
is proud to present...
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...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
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Thanks.
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I wanna start with a song
that's about that moment...
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...when you suddenly realize
what life is really all about.
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Okay, here we go.
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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Oh, great. This is just
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The One With The Blackout
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This is so cool, you guys.
The entire city's blacked out.
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It's all of Manhattan.
They have no idea...
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...when it's back on.
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-You guys, this is big.
-Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?
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Who will I meet in a blackout?
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Power-company guys?
Eligible looters?
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-Can we talk about this later? Okay.
-Can I borrow the phone?
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I wanna call my apartment
and check on my grandma.
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What's my number?
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I never call me.
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Oh, my God! It's her.
It's that Victoria 's Secret model.
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Something Goodacre.
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Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
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She 's right. It's Jill.
Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God!
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I am trapped in an A TM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre.
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Is it a vestibule?
Maybe it's an atrium.
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Yeah, that is the part
to focus on, you idiot.
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I' m fine. I' m just stuck
at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
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Jill says vestibule,
I'm going with vestibule.
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I' m fine. No, l' m not alone.
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I don't know, some guy.
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Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
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Jill, I saw you with some guy
last night.
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Yes, he was some guy.
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Hey, everyone.
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Officiating at tonight's blackout
is Rabbi T ribbiani.
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Chandler's old roommate was Jewish.
These are our only candles.
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So happy Hanukkah!
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Look! Ugly Naked Guy
lit a bunch of candles.
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That had to hurt!
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All right, all right!
It's been 14 1/2 minutes...
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...and you still haven 't said
one word. God!
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Do something!
Just make contact. Smile!
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There you go.
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You 're definitely scaring her.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
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Mom.
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Mom, you' re tripping!
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Dexter's a dog.
The blackout's scaring him.
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You'd pee in Dad's shoes too
if you didn't know.
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All right, call me back.
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-Mothers.
-Yeah.
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Attaboy! A word.
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That wasn 't so hard.
Mothers. Yeah!
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Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
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Don 't smile.
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Would you like to call somebody?
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Yeah, about 300 guys I went
to high school with.
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Yeah, thanks.
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-Hello?
-It's me.
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-It's Chandler. Are you okay?
-Yeah, l' m fine.
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I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre.
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-What?
-l' m stuck...
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...in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre.
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I have no idea what you said.
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Put Joey on the phone.
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-What's up, man?
-l' m stuck...
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...in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre!
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Oh, my God!
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He's trapped in an ATM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre!
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Chandler, listen.
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Like that thought
never entered my mind.
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-Okay.
-Somebody.
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-I'll go. I'll go.
-Okay.
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Senior year of college,
on a pool table.
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-Pool table?
-That's my sister.
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Okay, my weirdest place
would have to be...
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...the women's room of the New York
City Public Library.
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Oh, my God! What were you
doing in a library?
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-Pheebs, what about you?
-Oh, Milwaukee.
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It's a really weird place.
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Ross?
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Disneyland, 1 989.
" It's a small world after all. "
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No way.
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The ride broke down...
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...so Carol and I went behind
those mechanical Dutch children.
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We were asked never to return
to the Magic Kingdom.
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Let's see, that leaves....
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-Rachel?
-Come on, I already went.
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-You did not go.
-I did.
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T ell us. Come on.
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All right, the weirdest place
would have to be...
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...the foot of the bed.
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-Step back!
-We have a winner!
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This must be what the fridge
looks like with the door closed.
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Spooky.
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Anybody hungry?
We got a Klondike...soup.
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I've never had a relationship
with that kind of passion.
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Where you have to have somebody
even in a theme park.
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It was the only thing to do
that didn't have a line.
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Barry wouldn't even kiss me
on a miniature golf course.
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-Come on.
-No.
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He said we held up
the people behind us.
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You didn't marry him because...?
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Do you think there are people
that go through life...
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... never having that kind of...?
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-Probably.
-Really?
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I'll tell you something.
Passion is way overrated.
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-Yeah, right.
-lt is.
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Eventually, it kind of burns out.
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But hopefully what you're left
with is trust and security and....
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In my ex-wife's case,
lesbianism.
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For those people who miss out
on that passion thing...
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...there's other stuff.
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-Okay.
-But I don't think that'll be you.
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-You don't?
-See, I see...
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-... big passion in your future.
-Really?
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-You do?
-I do.
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Ross, you' re so great.
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It's never gonna happen.
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-What?
-You and Rachel.
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What? Me and Ra?
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Why not?
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You waited too long
to make your move...
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...and now you' re
in the "friend zone. "
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-l' m not in the zone.
-No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone.
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Look, l' m taking my time, all right?
I' m laying the groundwork.
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Every day I get
a little bit closer to
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Priesthood!
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I'm telling you, she has
no idea what you're thinking.
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She just ran her fingers
through my hair.
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-Were you missing that interaction?
-No, no, no.
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This is running fingers
through your hair, okay?
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Now this is a tousle.
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If you don't ask her out soon,
you'll be in the zone forever.
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I will, I will.
I'm waiting for the right moment.
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What?
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-What, now?
-Yeah.
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What's messing you up?
The wine? The moonlight?
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You gotta go up to her and say,
" Look, Rachel, l"
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-What?
-We' re shushing...
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... because we' re trying
to hear something.
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-What? What?
-Don't you hear that?
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See?
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-Would you like gum?
-ls it sugarless?
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-Sorry, it's not.
-Then no, thanks.
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What was that?
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Mental note: If Jill Goodacre
offers you gum, you take it.
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If she offers you mangled
animal carcass, you take it!
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New York City has no power
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And the milk is getting sour
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But to me it is not scary
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Because I stay away from dairy
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-Here goes.
-You'll do it?
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-I'll do it.
-Want help?
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You come out, you' re a dead man.
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-Good luck, man.
-Thanks.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Where you going?
You can't go out there.
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-Why not?
-Because of the reason.
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-That would be?
-I can't tell you.
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Joey, what's going on?
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You gotta promise you'll
never tell Ross that I told you.
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-What?
-He's planning your birthday party.
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-Oh, my God! I love him!
-You better act surprised.
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-About what?
-My surprise party.
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-What surprise party?
-Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
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He didn't tell me.
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Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.
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This is typical.
I'm always the last to know.
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You are not. We tell you stuff.
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I was the last one to know when
Chandler got bit by the peacock.
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I was the last to know
you had a crush on Joey.
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What?
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Looks like I was second to last.
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You had a crush on me?
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All right. It wasn't a crush,
it was a dent.
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Big dent?
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You were moving your furniture.
I thought you had nice arms.
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Nice arms, huh?
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Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair.
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Do anything for you?
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With all the lights out
you can actually see the stars.
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It's so nice.
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I have a question.
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Actually, it's not
so much a question.
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It's more
of a general wondering....
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ment.
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-Okay.
-Okay. Here it goes.
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Well, for a while now,
I've been wanting to....
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-Yes, that's right.
-Look at that little kitty!
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What?
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Top of the world
Looking down on creation
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And the only explanation I can find
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Is the love that I found
Ever since you 've been around
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All right, this is just Bactine.
It won't hurt.
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-Ow!
-Sorry, that was wax.
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Poor little T ooty's scared.
We should find his owner.
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Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
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During a blackout?
She'll get trampled.
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Yeah?
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Damage control. Get back to the gum.
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Gum would be perfection.
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Gum would be perfection?
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Gum would be perfection.
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Could've said,
"Gum would be nice. " But, no.
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For me, gum is perfection.
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I loathe myself!
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Oh, no, they' re nuns.
They hate all living things.
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Hi. We just found this cat,
and we' re looking for the owner.
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Yeah, it's mine.
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-He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
-It's my cat. Give me my cat.
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-Wait a minute. What's his name?
-Bob Buttons.
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-Bob Buttons?
-Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
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You are a very bad man!
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You owe me a cat.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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Where did you go, little kitty?
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IKitty, kitty, kitty.
Come here, kitty, kitty.
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-Hi.
-Buona sera.
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Wow!
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Mon, wanna go for a ride
in my racecar?
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I'll bring my arms.
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We can bring my wheelbarrow
for your teeth!
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Come on, lucky sixes!
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Everybody, this is Paolo.
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Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.
This is Monica...
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-Hi.
-...and Joey...
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-Hi.
-...and Ross.
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Hi.
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He doesn't speak much English.
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Monopoly!
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Look at that!
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So, where did Paolo come from?
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Italy, I think.
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No, I mean tonight.
Suddenly, into our lives.
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That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat.
Isn't that funny?
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That is funny.
And Rachel keeps touching him.
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I looked all over and couldn't find
the kitty anywhere.
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I found him. It was Paolo's cat.
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Well, there you go.
Last to know again.
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And I'm guessing, this is Paolo?
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Paolo, this is Phoebe.
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You betcha!
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All right. Okay. What next?
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Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
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It's got a boyish charm. It's impish.
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Here we go.
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Nice going, imp!
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It's okay. All I need to do...
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...is reach over and put it
back in my mouth.
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Good save!
We 're back on track and I'm...
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... chewing someone else 's gum.
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This is not my gum!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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And now you 're choking.
259
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You all right?
260
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My God! You' re choking!
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-Better?
-Yes.
262
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Thank you. That was....
263
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-That was....
-Perfection?
264
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That was no tousle.
265
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-What'd he say that was so funny?
-I have absolutely no idea.
266
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That's classic.
267
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My God, you guys! What am I doing?
This is so un-me!
268
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If you want, I'll do it.
269
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I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
270
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But I won't.
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The first time he smiled at me...
272
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...those seconds were more exciting
than weeks with Barry.
273
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Did you rent mopeds?
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Because I've heard
Oh, it's not about that right now.
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I know it's superficial,
and we have nothing in common...
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...and we don't even speak
the same language, but, God!
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-Paolo, hi.
-Ross.
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Listen....
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Listen, something you should know.
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Rachel and I are....
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We' re kind of a thing.
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-Thing?
-Thing. Yes, thing.
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-You have the sex?
-No.
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No, technically the sex
is not being had. But that's....
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But that's not the point.
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The point is that
Rachel and I should be....
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Well, Rachel and l
should be together.
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And if you get in the
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-ln bed
-No.
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No, not where I was going.
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If you get in the way of us
becoming a thing...
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...then I would be, well, very sad.
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So, do you...?
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-So you do know a little English?
-Little.
295
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-Do you know the word "crap-weasel "?
-No.
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That's funny.
You are a huge crap-weasel.
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We've been doing this
for an hour. It's easy.
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Ready?
299
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Okay? Now try it.
300
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You gotta whip it.
301
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Look, look. The last candle's
about to burn out.
302
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T en, nine, eight, seven...
303
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... minus 46, minus 47,
minus 48....
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-Thank you.
-Thanks.
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IKind of spooky without any lights.
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Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
307
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This probably isn't the best time
to bring it up...
308
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...but you have to throw
a party for Monica.
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-This has been fun.
-Yes.
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Thanks for letting me
use your phone...
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...and for saving my life.
312
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Well, goodbye, Chandler.
I had a great blackout.
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See you.
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Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.
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I don't know if you got that...
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... but I would really
like a copy of the tape.
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