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-Thank you, Tony.
-Good morning.
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-Good morning.
-Good Morning.
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-How are you feeling, Tony?
-Kind of eager, sir.
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He's a lucky devil. Wouldn't want
to sit this one out, would you?
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No, thanks. lt's my baby.
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-Everything checks out, general.
-Good. Melissa asked me...
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...to give you her love. She wanted
to come and see you off...
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...but l don't break regulations,
not even for my daughter.
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-No, sir. l understand.
-Tony, this is your week.
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Up in orbit today
and marrying Melissa on Sunday.
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We'll throw you a bachelor party
when you get back.
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All systems A-okay.
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Ten seconds to firing.
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Nine, eight...
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...seven, six, five...
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...four, three, two...
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...one, zero. Lift-off.
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Status, Control--
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-What happened?
-Final stage misfired.
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He won't be able
to maintain orbit.
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Control to Stardust One.
Control to Stardust One.
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Come in, Tony.
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Stardust One to Control....
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Final-stage rocket misfired. We'll have
to bring you back. Stand by.
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This is General Stone.
We have an emergency.
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Stardust One is coming down.
Alert the Seventh Fleet.
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l must have gone further
into orbit than l thought.
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Well, l've read about genies,
but l never thought they really--
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lt's like something
out of the Arabian Nights.
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l suppose if l didn't come along,
you'd still be in this.
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Wait a minute. l rescued you.
l rescued--
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That means l get a free wish
or something.
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Genies do that, don't they?
Well, of course they do.
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Yeah, genie--
l'll tell you what l wish.
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l wish there was a big,
beautiful P2V...
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...right up in the sky,
over my head right now.
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l have to get a genie
that doesn't speak English.
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Airplane, airplane.
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Airplane, you know....
lt's up in the sky.
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Up there, see.
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-Simore.
-Yes, yes, yes. All right, simore.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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No, no. Genie, take it away.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that was a simore, all right.
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All right, look,
forget about the airplane.
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l wish for a ship, genie.
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A boat. A boat in the water,
in the ocean.
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Like this.
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A ship.
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-Heshti.
-Yes, yes. Heshti.
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You're older than you look.
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No. No, it's--
lt's not right, genie.
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lt's not right. Take it away.
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Genie, l wish you could
speak English.
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Somehow l must find a way
to please thee, master.
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Forget it. You'll never be able
to please me...
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...as long as you don't understa--
You spoke English.
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That's all l had to do was say,
'' l wish.''
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Thou may ask anything
of thy slave, master.
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That's very kind of you. l--
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l actually don't need
anything at the moment.
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Yes, l do. l need a helicopter.
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-Helicopter?
-Yes, a helicopter. lt's a--
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Well, it's like an airplane,
and it's big, and it's noisy.
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Well, it has blades on top.
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Makes that kind of a noise.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's a helicopter.
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That's a helicop--
That's a helicopter!
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That is a helicopter!
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Genie, you're marvellous.
l don't know how to thank you.
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-l will teach thee, master.
-Wait a minute, genie.
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But l-- l gotta get my gear.
Come on, let's go.
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Oh, boy.
Wait till l get you back to the base.
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-l'll travel anywhere with thee, master.
-Sure. Sure.
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Wait till General Stone sees you.
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Genie, l'll never be able
to explain you.
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Well, l-- l'm setting you free.
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Thou hast set me free, master.
Now l belong to thee.
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No, no, no.
You don't understand.
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l rescued you,
and you rescued me. We're even.
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l'm going home now, and you--
You go wherever you go.
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Okay?
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Goodbye, genie.
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Goodbye.
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-Are you a welcome sight.
-Well, so are you.
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The world is wondering
where you are right now.
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-l was wondering myself. Where am l?
-Well, l'm not quite sure.
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Storm blew us off course.
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-Well, how did you find me?
-lnstinct, captain. lnstinct.
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Come on, let's go get your gear.
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Yeah, l can't wait to get out of here.
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-What, did you lose something?
-No. No, no, it's all right.
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You say something?
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-Did you say anything?
-No. Come on, let's go.
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l'm always fascinated
by these local courtship customs.
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Hello, Dr. Bellows.
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Melissa, excuse us
while your fiancé and l have a chat?
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l'll wait for you outside.
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-l'll drive you home?
-Wonderful.
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Doctor.
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Well, l just checked over
your report.
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You don't seem to suffer
any physical after-effects.
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No, sir.
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-No emotional after-effects?
-Not exactly.
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-But something.
-Well, it was--
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lt was nothing, really. l--
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l sort of had a hallucination.
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-Did you?
-Yes, yes.
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l'd been floating around up there,
and l suppose l was dizzy...
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...and that, in combination
with a lack of oxygen and worry...
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...and wishful thinking....
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Well, she seemed
very real to me at the time.
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Of course, l know now that
it was just my subconscious.
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l knew l was off the beaten track,
and that l might never be found, and--
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When l saw that bottle
on the beach, l--
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l hallucinated a genie out of it.
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-A genie?
-Yes.
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A girl genie.
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-A girl genie?
-Yes.
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-What was this genie like?
-Oh, she was--
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Just your average, everyday,
run-of-the-mill genie.
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Of course.
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-Beautiful?
-Yes.
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Desirable?
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-And helpful?
-Yes, yes.
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Captain, that's the classic fantasy.
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A beautiful girl on a desert island.
A girl who would do anything for you.
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Do you know who that girl was?
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No, sir. l've never
seen her before in my life.
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-She was your mother.
-My mother's in Salt Lake City, sir.
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l'm a psychiatrist.
l know a mother when l see one.
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Now, l suggest you go home
and get some rest, a lot of it.
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Well, thank you.
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l feel a lot better
getting this off my chest.
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For a while there,
l was afraid l was cracking up.
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-Were you?
-Yes.
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Goodbye.
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Get me General Stone.
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Darling, how would you like me
to fix dinner for you?
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That would be wonderful.
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Well, that's the least l can do
for the conquering hero.
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Yeah, some hero.
l didn't even finish the mission.
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Well, that really wasn't your fault.
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Tony?
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-ls there someone in your shower?
-No. Of course not.
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Who would be taking a shower--?
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-Goodbye.
-Goodbye?
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l didn't realize how tired l was.
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Well, you look a little tired.
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All right, darling.
Of course l understand.
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l tell you what.
After l get a little rest...
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...l'll pick you up,
and we'll go to dinner--
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Well. Well, look--
Look who's here.
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l'm looking.
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-Melissa, this is-- This is Jeannie.
-Tony.
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l've always prided myself
on being tolerant, but....
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But would you explain to me,
what is that girl doing here?
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Well, that's the explanation.
She's not here.
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-What?
-Well, she is here...
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...but, of course, she's not a girl.
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-No--
-Goodbye, Tony.
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-No, no. You don't understand.
-Oh, l'm afraid l do understand.
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Tony, l may be tolerant, but--
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But that's a girl.
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lt's a girl.
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What was that one
doing here, master?
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That one was my fiancée.
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-Thou art kidding.
-Now, just a minute, young lady.
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-Melissa happens to be a very--
-A black-haired demon.
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Well, yeah, look who's talking.
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l can do much more
for thee than she can.
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Now, stop that, Jeannie.
We don't do that in America.
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l mean, when you're engaged
to General Stone's daughter...
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...you don't do that in America.
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Yes?
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Eddie.
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General Stone's
on his way over here?
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Right. Right, thanks.
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General Stone's on his way--
General Stone's on his way.
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You've gotta get
out of here right now.
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-l'm happy here with thee.
-Oh, but you--
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Jeannie, l hate to do this,
but l wish you to vanish.
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-Where did l go wrong?
-Thou hast set me free.
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That means that l am free
to please thee.
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And l am going
to please thee very much.
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Oh, no. No, please--
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Look, you don't understand.
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Please, General Stone's gonna
be here any minute.
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l'll tell you--
Get back in your bottle, okay?
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-Back in your bottle, huh?
-Oh, thou art so masterful.
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Now, Jeannie--
Now, Jeannie, l mean it.
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Stop that. l mean it.
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Would you please cut that out?
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l don't think you understand
how really important this is.
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This-- l want you
to get back in there.
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Now, come on,
stop playing around.
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Please-- Jeannie, look....
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Yeah, look. Jeannie, look.
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Look at what l have. lsn't that pretty?
Look, look, look.
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See?
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-lt's a black pearl.
-Yes, yes. lt's yours. lt's yours. Here.
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There. l got you.
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Stop.
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Bless you.
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l'm gonna let you go now,
Jeannie, and l--
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Thanks for everything.
Have a nice trip.
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-Hello, Tony.
-How you doing, boy?
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-How are you feeling?
-Great. Just great.
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Dr. Bellows told us
about your hallucination.
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Well, you didn't have
to mention that, sir.
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lt was nothing really.
lt was just the heat of the excitement.
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lt was nothing at all.
l explained it all to him.
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Sometimes these hallucinations
return, captain.
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ln all conscience, l can't
qualify you for active duty again...
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...until we're certain
that you're completely normal.
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l am normal. Absolutely normal.
There's no girl in a bottle.
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Dr. Bellows and l both think--
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Excuse me.
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Hey, stop! Hey, wait a minute,
there's a girl in there.
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She must have sneaked past us.
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Jeannie? Are you all right?
Now, come on, speak to me.
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What's with this guy, Charlie?
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l told you, there's a girl in there.
She's in a bottle.
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Well, no wonder we didn't see her.
You're sick.
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Hey, stop!
Please, no! You could kill her.
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-l'll buy the garbage from you.
-What?
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l'll buy the whole truckload.
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-What do you charge for garbage?
-We're in a high-class neighbourhood.
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l mean, we got
a good grade of garbage.
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l'll give you $1 0. Here. Jeannie.
Jeannie, speak to me. Please!
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Jeannie? Jeann--
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-Oh, here she is. Here she is.
-Come along with us, captain.
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We'll buy you all the garbage
you want. lt's all right.
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No, no, no....
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Jeannie, you can come out now.
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She saved my life, you know.
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Come on out, Jeannie,
the general's waiting.
239
00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:35,591
Oh, look, look, look.
240
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:39,434
Look, look. See? See?
Now, come on.
241
00:15:39,596 --> 00:15:42,190
Yeah, now l see her.
She's really quite...
242
00:15:42,356 --> 00:15:45,587
-...smooth. She's beautiful.
-Very clear.
243
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:48,395
You and this girl were inside
of this bottle, playing marbles.
244
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,434
-Call the hospital.
-Please-- No, wait. Sir--
245
00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:53,670
Please.
246
00:15:57,476 --> 00:15:59,785
You really believed me,
didn't you, huh?
247
00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:01,309
l really had you fooled.
248
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:04,388
Oh, if you could see
the expression on your faces.
249
00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:06,148
What do you mean,
you had us fooled?
250
00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,750
When l was putting you on.
Do you remember the time...
251
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:12,386
...you locked me in the freezing
chamber and left me there, huh?
252
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,354
And do you remember the time
you blew me out of the wind tunnel?
253
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,347
Well, l was just getting back
at them, sir.
254
00:16:17,516 --> 00:16:19,347
You mean the whole thing
is just a gag?
255
00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:22,872
And what a gag. l really had
you guys going, huh?
256
00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:28,075
You made it seem
remarkably real.
257
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,635
Very interesting.
258
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:32,026
Well, l hope l didn't
carry this too far, general.
259
00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:33,709
You really had me worried, Tony.
260
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,788
l wouldn't want a son-in-law who
went around seeing genies, would l?
261
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,629
-Well, of course not, sir.
-Rest. l'll see you in the morning.
262
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:41,115
-Yes, sir.
-Let's go.
263
00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:44,154
Come on, you guys.
l really had you going.
264
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:46,515
We thought we'd lost you.
265
00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:49,873
Well, you'll know better than to play
practical jokes on me in the future.
266
00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:52,228
Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
267
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,747
Thou deceived me.
268
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,225
l should turn thee
into a serpent with two heads.
269
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,591
Now, don't do anything
you're gonna feel sorry for.
270
00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:14,872
l trusted thee.
What manner of master art thou?
271
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:17,152
l appreciate everything
you've done for me.
272
00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:18,351
Honestly, l do. But--
273
00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:21,189
Well, there's just no room
for you in my life.
274
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:23,187
l wish you'd take
my shirt off, Jeannie.
275
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:26,075
No, no! l mean,
l wish you'd put on your own clothes.
276
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:28,470
Thanks.
277
00:17:28,636 --> 00:17:31,070
You're just not Air Force, Jeannie.
278
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,226
l have a career. l have a fiancée.
279
00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:38,547
That one, she's made of ice.
She could never make thee happy.
280
00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:48,347
For over 2000 years
l've been in that bottle.
281
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:49,744
And then....
282
00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,064
Then this hand released me.
283
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,670
Oh, when l saw thy wise face...
284
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:59,795
...l cannot tell thee how much
happiness thou hast brought to me.
285
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:03,991
No, no, no. No.
286
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:06,911
Thou must relax.
287
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,351
Wait, wait. Now, stop.
Jeannie. Jeannie, put me down.
288
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,949
Jeannie, stop.
289
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,549
Now, is this not better?
290
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:17,910
Well....
291
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:20,555
Well....
292
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,875
lt beats going into orbit.
293
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,751
How'd you get
in that crazy bottle anyway?
294
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,429
A wicked and powerful jinn...
295
00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:30,394
...put me in there because
l would not marry him.
296
00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:32,308
You poor kid.
297
00:18:32,476 --> 00:18:34,865
lt must have been wild
in those days.
298
00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:36,628
Oh, it was.
299
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:39,154
lt would please thee to see it.
300
00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:46,189
Hey, this is wild.
301
00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:50,115
Ladies-- No, no, no.
302
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:52,028
Please stop.
303
00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,948
We don't do this
in Cocoa Beach.
304
00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,828
Hey, look, Jeannie, l--
305
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,268
Jeannie, would you please--?
306
00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:05,791
Could you--?
Lady, would you take this--?
307
00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:07,384
Would you stop this.
308
00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:10,024
-Art thou not pleased, master?
-Yes-- No!
309
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,915
Now, look,
they're liable to lock me up now.
310
00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:20,594
Thou art the most stubborn and
ungrateful master l've ever served.
311
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,395
Hey, Jeannie.
312
00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:27,786
That's-- That's very kind of you.
313
00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:30,470
You can go. Disappear now.
Jeannie, don't leave me here.
314
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,594
Don't leave them here. Jeannie.
315
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,348
Jeannie. Jeannie.
316
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:37,671
Jeannie.
317
00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:38,871
Jeannie!
318
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:43,510
Look, l want us to part friends.
319
00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:45,473
l'll tell you what, let's--
320
00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:48,230
Let's go get your bottle
and take it down to the beach...
321
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:52,025
...or somewhere where you won't
be seen, and you can take off.
322
00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:54,835
l'm sorry if l hurt your feelings.
323
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:57,590
So that's what's been going on
since l've been out of town!
324
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,075
l never saw him before.
325
00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:01,431
But he's got a bottle waiting
for you at his place.
326
00:20:01,596 --> 00:20:03,905
-You rotten home wrecker!
-No, no, no. l--
327
00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:06,795
Sir, l wasn't talking to your wife.
l was talking to your smoke.
328
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,026
l thought it was a friend of mine.
Thank you.
329
00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:10,424
Hello, Tony.
330
00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:13,586
We were having
a little barbecue, sir.
331
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:17,112
-Are you going to a costume ball?
-No-- Well, l thought l might.
332
00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:18,425
Shall we go inside.
333
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,666
Why don't we stay out here, sir.
lt's so cool.
334
00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,349
Tony, let's go inside.
335
00:20:22,516 --> 00:20:24,472
-You won't like it in there.
-Well, why not?
336
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:27,355
-For one thing, l'm redecorating.
-How come you didn't tell me?
337
00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:28,790
Wait!
338
00:20:34,596 --> 00:20:38,066
Wait, l can explain everything.
lt's very simple--
339
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,988
You all make yourselves
comfortable.
340
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,351
That's much better.
341
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:43,915
Sit down. Sit down.
342
00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:48,913
Tony, there are certain things that
are expected of Melissa's husband.
343
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:50,668
Yes, sir, l know.
344
00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:53,911
-Find that amusing?
-No. No.
345
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:58,752
-That's not funny.
-What did you say?
346
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,827
Nothing. Nothing.
347
00:21:02,396 --> 00:21:03,829
You seem very nervous, Tony.
348
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,952
No, sir, l'm fine. Fine. Just fine.
349
00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:07,834
l'm gonna recommend
a vacation for you.
350
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:09,429
That's an excellent idea, sir.
351
00:21:09,596 --> 00:21:13,430
Somewhere a long, long way
away from here.
352
00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:15,587
That's a wonderful idea.
353
00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:18,873
-l believe in long honeymoons.
-So do l. So do l.
354
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:21,869
l know that you've been under
a terrible strain, darling.
355
00:21:22,036 --> 00:21:24,948
And l'm-- l'm willing
to make allowances...
356
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,708
...up to a point.
357
00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:28,355
But--
358
00:21:29,796 --> 00:21:32,105
You don't want me
to make allowances?
359
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:34,064
Oh, l do. l do.
360
00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:36,192
Get out of that dress.
361
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,993
-What?
-l didn't mean you, Melissa.
362
00:21:40,156 --> 00:21:41,589
Tony, when you were up there...
363
00:21:41,756 --> 00:21:44,828
...you didn't meet any unidentified
flying objects, did you?
364
00:21:44,996 --> 00:21:48,193
Tony's just tired. After all,
he has been through a lot.
365
00:21:48,356 --> 00:21:49,914
You'll never know, Melissa.
366
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,988
l think you're going to
feel so much better...
367
00:21:53,156 --> 00:21:54,509
...once we get married.
368
00:21:55,436 --> 00:21:57,188
-Would you get out of here.
-What?
369
00:21:57,356 --> 00:21:58,869
Not you. Not you, sir.
370
00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:00,230
lt's all right, darling.
371
00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,746
l think it's time
that you should go to bed.
372
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:06,147
-l think you're absolutely right.
-l'll come by in the morning?
373
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,631
lt might be a better idea
if l came by to see you.
374
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:11,435
Naturally, l don't want to find
that girl around here anymore.
375
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,824
-Naturally.
-Good night, Tony.
376
00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:14,873
Good night, Dad-- General.
377
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,673
l'm going to see that everything
is just fine, darling. Just fine.
378
00:22:19,836 --> 00:22:21,906
Fine. Fine. Good night. Good night.
379
00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:28,829
Go ahead, laugh.
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
380
00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:30,873
You're laughing, l'm dying.
381
00:22:32,796 --> 00:22:34,434
Well, go ahead, a good laugh.
382
00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:37,315
l'm glad you're enjoying yourself,
because the party's over.
383
00:22:37,476 --> 00:22:38,750
Now, listen here, young lady.
384
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,634
l am a grown man.
l won't have someone...
385
00:22:40,796 --> 00:22:42,354
...taking over my life like this.
386
00:22:42,516 --> 00:22:44,234
Do you understand that? l won't--
387
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,713
Jeannie, what are you doing to me?
388
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,832
l'm sorry, Jeannie.
You have got to go.
389
00:22:59,996 --> 00:23:03,147
l want you to get on your magic carpet,
or however you travel...
390
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:04,908
...and when l got up
in the morning...
391
00:23:05,076 --> 00:23:07,795
...l don't want to see you here.
Do you understand that?
392
00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:27,224
Oh, no, you don't!
Jeannie. Jeannie, stop that.
393
00:23:27,396 --> 00:23:29,034
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