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WOW. 18 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,536 YEAH, YOU CAN SMELL IT. SMELL THAT, RIGHT? 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,811 IT'S LIKE RANCID. 20 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,479 GO BACK THERE AND LICK HIS BUTTHOLE. 21 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,877 ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,148 OH, YEAH. 23 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,047 OH, YOU, YOU, YOU. [ BARKING ] 24 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,418 YEAH, YOU LIKE WHEN HE LICKS YOU, DON'T -- YEAH. 25 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,388 WHAT BREED IS HE? OH, HE'S MIXED. 26 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,586 HE'S HALF ME AND HALF SOME POOR, UNLUCKY LABRADOODLE. 27 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,389 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 28 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,592 GARY, COME HERE. COME HERE. YOU GOT TO SEE HIM. 29 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,104 OH, YEAH. YOU WANT TO KISS GARY? 30 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,456 YOU WANT TO -- GIVE HIM A KISS. 31 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,834 GIVE HIM A KISS. GIVE HIM A KISS. 32 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,772 NO, NO, YOU'VE BEEN LICKING MY ASSHOLE. 33 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,637 YOUR BEARD REEKS. 34 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,766 GIVE ME A KISS. I'LL KISS YOU. 35 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,771 HE'S SO SMART. AREN'T YOU? YES. 36 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,783 AREN'T YOU SMART? YES, YES, I'M SMART. 37 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,105 YES, I'M SMART. 38 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,110 I'M SMART, TOO, I BET. AREN'T YOU SMART?! 39 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,952 STOP ASKING ME RHETORICAL QUESTIONS. 40 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,317 WHAT'S CERBERUS DOING HERE? WHO'S GUARDING THE GATE OF HELL? 41 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,486 WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR HOOKED NOSE OUT OF OUR BUSINESS, HUH? 42 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:28,015 YOU LEFT ME SHACKLED TO THAT GATE FOR 30 LONG YEARS. 43 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,791 NO ONE EVER COMES TO THAT GATE. 44 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,330 I COME TO THE GATE. I'M THERE EVERY DAY. 45 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,956 AND I WOULD HAVE CHEWED THROUGH YOUR THROAT 46 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,831 IF WE DIDN'T SHARE THE SAME CIRCULATORY SYSTEM! 47 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,429 [ BARKING ] HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. 48 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,131 WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME? OH, GO GET IT! OOH! 49 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:42,144 GO GET IT. STOP! I DON'T BELIEVE HE THREW A BALL. 50 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,266 I SAW A BALL, AND WE'RE GETTING THE BALL. 51 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,982 YOU KNOW, I WANTED A DOG, BUT I DON'T THINK I LIKE DOGS. 52 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,775 I'M MORE OF A CAT PERSON, I THINK. 53 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,647 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YOU, SATAN. 54 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,645 A DOG IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, CLAUDE. 55 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,878 I'LL JUST FEED HIM SOME BROKEN GLASS. 56 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,724 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 57 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,819 WE COULDN'T FIND THE BALL, DAD. 58 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,861 I GUESS THAT SHIFTY HEEB OVER THERE SOLD IT. 59 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,386 YEAH, RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OUR NOSES. 60 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,062 CHECK HIS POCKETS. WHAT ARE YOU SCHEMING, HIMEY? 61 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,899 SORRY, CLAUDE. THIS ONE'S A LITTLE ANTI-SEMITIC. 62 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,325 I WAS SCHEMING, 63 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,900 BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY RICH, PROUD HERITAGE. 64 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,699 KEY WORD -- RICH. 65 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,642 COME ON! GO! GO GET IT! 66 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,966 AH, AH, YOU DIDN'T THROW A BALL. 67 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,141 I DID NOT. BUT IT'S OVER THERE! 68 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,640 I'M GETTING THE BALL. GO GET IT. 69 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,912 I WANT THAT BALL. GO GET IT, CERBERUS. 70 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,910 THERE ISN'T A BALL! FIND THAT BALL! 71 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,422 [ BARKING ] FIND IT. I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG. 72 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:28,915 [ LAUGHS ] 73 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,316 TIE HIM TO THE GATE WHEN HE COMES BACK. 74 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,349 COOL. 75 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,423 YOU'VE GOT SOME DOG SHIT IN YOUR TEETH. 76 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:35,862 WHERE'S DAD? WHERE DID HE GO? 77 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,726 WHEREVER IS DAD? HE'S GONE, AND HE TOLD YOU 78 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,256 TO TIE US TO THE GATE AGAIN, DIDN'T HE? 79 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,261 DIDN'T HE?! 80 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,432 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT TO YOU, BUDDY, OKAY? 81 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,032 LET ME JUST TIE YOU TO THIS GATE OVER HERE. 82 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,273 YOU CHEWED US. YOU'VE HORNSWOGGLED US. 83 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,599 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE 84 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,114 WITH THAT LYIN' TONGUE OF YOURS! 85 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,935 HEY, WHAT'S THIS FENCE ALL ABOUT ANYWAY? 86 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,112 THIS IS JUST THE GATE BETWEEN HELL AND EARTH. 87 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,910 MAN, THOUGH, EARTH IS PRETTY BITCHIN'. 88 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,252 YOU'D LOVE IT. 89 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,248 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO OPEN UP THIS GATE. 90 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,680 YOU COULD PROBABLY JUST CRASH 91 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,624 RIGHT THROUGH IT, YOU'RE SO HUGE. 92 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,289 [ SCREAMING ] 93 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:11,458 94 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,289 [ HOOVES CLOPPING ] 95 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,764 [ SCREAMING ] 96 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,372 97 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,925 AAH! SERIOUSLY?! 98 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,132 WHOA! [ GRUNTING ] 99 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,141 [ LAUGHING ] 100 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,808 IS THAT... 101 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,310 OH, SHIT. OH, SHIT. WE GOT TO GO BACK DOWN. 102 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,982 DO YOU FEEL THIS GRASS? THIS IS GRASS, RIGHT? 103 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,821 YES, IT IS GRASS. YES. THE -- THE CEILING IS BLUE. 104 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,916 THAT IS TRUE. HEY, LOOK OVER THERE. THERE'S A DOG WITH ONE HEAD. 105 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,449 FREAKING NERD! 106 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,464 [ BARKING ] [ LAUGHS ] 107 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,055 OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 108 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,756 SATAN IS, LIKE, PRETTY STRICT ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF. 109 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,459 LIKE, HE'S GONNA RIP OFF ALL MY SKIN, 110 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,831 AND HE'S GONNA POUR A BUNCH OF VINEGAR, LIKE, INTO MY MUSCLES. 111 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,000 I'M GONNA PEE ON EVERYTHING. 112 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,799 EARTH IS MY TERRITORY NOW. 113 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,841 I WANT TO BARK AT THE DOGGIE IN THE WATER. 114 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,736 IT'S A REFLECTION. IT'S YOU, YOU IDIOT. 115 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,068 WE LOOK VERY SIMILAR. 116 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,642 I COULD SEE HOW YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE. 117 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,311 WHERE ARE THE FIRE TRUCKS? 118 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,510 I SHOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO HEAR SOME SIRENS. 119 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,012 OOH! I WANT TO TRY CHOCOLATE. 120 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,623 NO, CHOCOLATE BAD! CHOCOLATE, YEAH. 121 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,415 CHOCOLATE BAD. BAD CHOCOLATE. BAD CHOCOLATE. ARE YOU DAFT? 122 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,787 LOOK, GARY, SPEAKING FOR ME, I WOULD L-- 123 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,015 I WANT TO...BE PRETTY. 124 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:17,331 OKAY, I -- I SAID IT. I WANT TO BE PRETTY. 125 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,785 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 126 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,292 IF I LET YOU DO THIS STUFF, 127 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:23,304 DO YOU PROMISE THAT YOU WILL LET ME TIE YOU TO THE GATE 128 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,597 WHEN WE GET BACK DOWN TO HELL? 129 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,868 MOST DEFINITELY. WELL, MAYBE. 130 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:26,866 YOU BET. ANYTHING. WE'LL DISCUSS IT. 131 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,337 AW, TO HELL WITH IT. 132 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,036 I MEAN, HE'S GONNA CUT MY FEET OFF 133 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,867 AND MAKE ME EAT THEM ANYWAY, SO LET'S MAKE A DAY OF IT. 134 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,483 YES, YES. HELL, YES! HOT DAMN DIGGITY! 135 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,776 136 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,619 BURN IT IN HERE, MAN. LET'S SEE THE HIGH HEAT, YEAH. 137 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,946 [ ALL BARKING ] 138 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,817 YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THE FRISBEES. 139 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,832 [ BARKING ] 140 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:57,704 [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 141 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,668 NO, CERBERUS! CERBERUS! [ BARKING ] 142 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,037 YOU TAKE YOUR DOG AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW! 143 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,465 GET THE HELL ON! 144 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,142 [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 145 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,079 GARY, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. 146 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,406 YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO? 147 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,411 [ SIREN WAILING ] THAT'S WHAT A SIREN SOUNDS LIKE? 148 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,423 FIRE TRUCK! THEY'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED. 149 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,916 WHOO! 150 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,017 BOOM! 151 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,348 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,923 ARE THERE KIDS IN THERE? 153 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,761 154 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,757 [ LAUGHS ] YES! 155 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:33,602 YOU ARE FINALLY BEAUTIFUL. 156 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,601 NOW, LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 157 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,903 GARY, I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. 158 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,574 CAN WE MAKE IT PUFFIER UP TOP? 159 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,572 DOES THIS READ THAT I'M A PRETTY DOG? 160 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,284 AND MORE BOWS. I'M A BIGGER DOG, YOU KNOW. 161 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,935 I THINK WE NEED MORE BOWS. JUDGES LIKE BOWS. 162 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,684 I FEEL LIKE A TECHNICOLOR TROLLOP. 163 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,179 I'M NOT GONNA LOSE POINTS 164 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,720 BECAUSE OF YOUR SHITTY TEMPERAMENT! 165 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,876 [ ALL BARKING ] 166 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,724 GUYS, GUYS. 167 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,290 BITCHES! 168 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,857 LET'S GO OUT THERE AND SHOW THESE GUYS 169 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,526 THAT THREE HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 170 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,956 EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING ON A SHIRT. 171 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,630 Announcer: NEXT UP IS CERBERUS. 172 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,960 [ GIGGLES ] 173 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,704 ARE YOU NERVOUS? 174 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,539 I'M NERVOUS. 175 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 176 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,652 POINTER IS ONE OF THE OLDEST SPORTING BREEDS. 177 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,975 THE DEVELOPMENT... 178 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,210 Man: DOUBLE COAT. 179 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,594 THAT WIRY HAIR ON THE FACE PROTECTS IT. 180 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,315 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. 181 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,655 Cerberus 1: LOOK AT THESE DOGS. 182 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,401 I BET EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM'S JEWISH. 183 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,255 HUH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THERE'S A NO WAY WE WIN. 184 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,834 THE DOG-SHOW WORLD IS INFESTED WITH JEWS. 185 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,143 HE'LL GIVE THE RIBBON TO ONE OF THESE HIMEY DOGS. 186 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,835 STOP IT. STOP THAT. STOP WITH THE JEW STUFF, OKAY? 187 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,238 THE JEWS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE. 188 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,180 I MEAN, YOU GOT WILLIAM SHATNER, AND THEN -- 189 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,006 YEAH, CAPTAIN KIRK BEAMED DOWN TO KILL JESUS, RIGHT. 190 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,281 OR IT'S THE GUY WHO PLAYED PICARD. 191 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,679 Cerberus 2: NO, HE'S FROM ENGLAND. 192 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,181 HE -- ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM "STAR TREK" IS JEWISH. 193 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:59,853 ALL RIGHT, IF WE WANT TO WIN THIS AUCTION THING, 194 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:05,033 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA NEED TO STOP HATIN' AND START RELATIN'. 195 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,595 WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS? 196 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,955 IT'S A POO-CHIN. 197 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:13,172 HMM. IT'S MY EXPERIENCE THAT POO-CHINS ARE SMALL DOGS. 198 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,266 YOU MUST NOT HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE, 199 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:19,708 BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY RARE THREE-HEADED ELEPHANT POO-CHIN. 200 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,537 I SUPPOSE IT'LL HAVE THREE SCROTUMS I'LL HAVE TO CLENCH. 201 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,883 [ CHUCKLES ] 202 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,007 YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, YOU PERVERT. 203 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:29,723 HMM, ABOVE AVERAGE TESTICULAR PLUMPNESS. 204 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,147 THANK YOU. 205 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,951 SIR, YOU HAVE VERY SOFT HANDS. 206 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,063 NOT THAT THE JEWS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR MANUAL LABOR. 207 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,794 NOT THAT I'M RACIST. NO, NO. 208 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,332 SOME OF OUR FINEST ENTERTAINERS ARE, IN FACT, JEWISH. 209 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,458 MOST OF THEM. WILLIAM SHATNER'S JEWISH. 210 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,473 THE HOLOCAUST CERTAINLY WAS REAL, WASN'T IT? 211 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:52,667 I TOTALLY BELIEVE THE HOLOCAUST... 212 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,913 HAPPENED. 213 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,577 WE ALL DO. THE WHOLE FAMILY DOES, YEAH. 214 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,076 MAYBE NOT IN THE NUMBERS THEY SAY -- 215 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,407 YOU KNOW THE JEWISH MASS MEDIA -- 216 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,081 BUT I BELIVE THAT IT -- IT HAPPENED. 217 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,750 TO AN EXTENT. 218 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,749 WELL, SINCE THIS IS THE ONLY OF ITS BREED IN THE COMPETITION, 219 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:07,991 I THINK I COULD GIVE A SPECIAL PARTICIPATION RIBBON. 220 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,218 YES! BOOYA KASHA! 221 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,862 -ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. -HOW DELIGHTFUL! 222 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:14,558 HOWEVER, I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS FOR THE MOUTH STAINS. 223 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,162 IS THIS CHOCOLATE? 224 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,773 YEAH, GARY BOUGHT ME AN EASTER BUNNY. 225 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,426 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? CHOCOLATE BAD, CHOCOLATE BAD. 226 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,844 NO, NO! IT'S AN EASTER BUNNY! 227 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,267 IT'S LIKE 90% AIR! 228 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,442 YOU IDIOT! CHOCOLATE WILL KILL US ALL! 229 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,280 HE'S SEIZING UP! HE'S SEIZING UP! 230 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:32,106 SOMEBODY GET A SPOON! 231 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,282 CERBERUS! 232 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,950 OKAY, OPEN YOUR MOUTH. THROW IT UP! 233 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,919 NO. IT'S TOO DELICIOUS. 234 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,118 WE'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF HIMEYS, NOT ONE DOCTOR. 235 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,461 DON'T YOU DIE ON ME. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 236 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,926 COME ON, DAMN IT! COME ON! 237 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,096 238 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:53,265 SATAN'S GONNA KILL M-E-E-E-E-E! 239 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,136 I GOT YOU, PUPPY. HEY, UH, CLAUDE! 240 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,136 CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND PAIR OF EYES ON THIS? 241 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,638 OKAY, DO YOU BUY THIS? BUY IT AS WHAT? 242 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,882 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU, FIRST IMPRESSION? 243 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,377 IT LOOKS LIKE A PONY 244 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,948 AND THEN TWO DEAD DOG HEADS. I KNOW IT DOES. 245 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,277 OKAY, I GET IT. 246 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,381 I FEEL LIKE IF YOU SQUINT AND, LIKE, LOOK AT IT, 247 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,094 YOU'D THINK, LIKE, "OH, CERBERUS IS HOME." 248 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,086 YEAH, BECAUSE, UH, SATAN SQUINTS NOW. 249 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,418 HE'S JUST SQUINTING AND LOOKING 250 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,763 OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, RIGHT? 251 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:22,128 DO YOU HAVE A SPELL, LIKE, SOME KIND OF WIZARDRY 252 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,329 TO TURN IT FROM A HORSE INTO A DOG? 253 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,901 UM... [ BLOWS AIR ] 254 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,399 NO. 255 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,740 THAT'S A DUMB-ASS QUESTION. 256 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,606 MAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SHIT I'M IN? 257 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,305 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU SEE THE SITUATION? 258 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,177 CAN I JUST -- YOU KILLED CERBERUS, THOUGH. 259 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,006 BECAUSE THAT -- THOSE ARE THE REAL HEADS. 260 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,181 NOW WE ARE WHERE WE ARE... RIGHT. 261 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,850 ...AND I NEED TO MOVE FORWARD WITH SOLUTIONS. 262 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,319 AND I AGREE WITH THAT. 263 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,516 I THINK LYING TO SATAN IS JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE. 264 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,019 YOU'RE RIGHT. 265 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,191 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. 266 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,130 AWW, I LOVE KITTENS. RIGHT? 267 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,456 HIS NAME IS WAFFLES. UH-HUH. 268 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,501 HE'S VERY LOW-MAINTENANCE. HE'S A NO-DRAMA MAMA. 269 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,027 HE POOPS IN A BOX. RIGHT. 270 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,702 YOU CAN JUST LEAVE FOOD OUT FOR HIM. 271 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,271 HE'S CERTAINLY BETTER THAN A DOG. 272 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,369 OH, GARY. 273 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,540 MAYBE HE CAN GUARD THE GATE OF HELL. 274 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,538 MAYBE HE'LL BE SO CUTE THAT PEOPLE WILL THINK 275 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,010 THERE'S, LIKE, ANOTHER THING GOING ON OR SOMETHING. 276 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,150 YEAH. YEAH-HUH. 277 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,216 [ GAGS ] 278 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,289 [ SLURPS ] 279 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,547 [ COUGHS ] 280 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,794 [ SIGHS ] 281 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,461 I LOVE KITTENS. 282 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,658 UH...WHERE'S CERBERUS? 283 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,567 OH, THERE HE IS. 284 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,625 HE'S JUST BEEN IN THE HALLWAY. 285 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,804 CERBERUS, YOU'RE FUNNY, CERBERUS. 286 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,714 [ As Cerberus ] UH, CROOKED-NOSE -- CROOKED-NOSE BANKER. 287 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,677 YOUR FRIEND, I HATE HIM. 288 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,375 HE LOOKS AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE. 289 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,753 HE'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME. 290 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,193 YOU BUYING IT? 20847

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