All language subtitles for K.C. Undercover S02E13 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 x264-TrollHD_Track01

♪♪

What are you doing?

In movies, when actors
go underwater,

I like to hold my breath
to see if I'd survive.

Okay, well, in that case,
I recommend watching

Voyage to the Bottom
of the Sea.

( exhales loudly )

KC, I just spoke with
the Organization,

and it look like you're
getting a new partner
for your next mission.

I don't need
a new partner, okay?

I am a strong, smart,
independent, self-sufficient
woman who can stand on her own.

Well, he's supposed to be
the real deal.

Wait, he's a he?

It's about time
I got a new partner.

- So what's his name?
- Dexter.

- How old is he?
- Around 18.

- Oh? Long hair, short hair?
- Short hair.

Okay, short hair,
don't care.

What's his cuteness level?

Adorable.

Score!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The last thing we need
is a repeat of Brett Willis.

The Organization is not your own
personal dating service.

Hey, look, I have
relationship goals.

Like, to have one.

So when do I get to meet him?

Actually, he is here now.

Oh, Dexter.

Uh, please tell me
my new partner has a dog.

Your new partner
is a dog.

Meet Dexter.

Told you he was adorable.

'Sup, dog?

Try to keep it
professional, KC.

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always
got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪

♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪

I keep it undercover.

I keep it
undercover.

- ( barking )
- Shut up, okay?

Look, Marisa, I know you're
hurting about the breakup
with Bobby,

but we knew
this was coming.

And by we, I mean
everyone in school but you.

( barking )

Would you shut up, please?

Sorry, Marisa.
I wasn't talking to you.

Look, all I'm saying is,

there's someone better
out there for you.

- ( barking )
- Hey, enough is enough.

Bark one more time,
I will make you sorry
you were ever born.

You know what, Marisa?

I'm gonna call you back,
all right? Okay.

Hey, let go of my shirt.

Let go.
This is my favorite shirt.

The dumb dog hates me.

Why would you say that?

Because he purposely knocked
over my science project

and broke it,
he's been pushing me around,

and he just stole
my favorite shirt.

Is this some kind
of punishment?

Because no self-respecting
person works with a dog,

unless you're a fireman,
or a sheep herder.

Or a taxidermist.

( Dexter barks )

KC, Dexter isn't just a dog.

He's a top-level agent
for the Organization.

Now, your mission is to
bust up a ring of criminals

who are smuggling
dangerous and illegal fireworks

and selling them
on the black market.

Why's it always gotta be
the black market?

Why can't it be
the pink market?

Or the green market?

As I was saying...

not only can Dexter
sniff out the fireworks,

but he can also
sniff out liars.

Know what else
can sniff out a liar?

- What?
- A lie detector.

And it doesn't
steal your shirt.

Okay, all right, you two
are off to a funky start.

I suggest that you spend
some time together,

and earn each other's trust.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

We can start by going
to the mall and getting
me a new shirt,

right after he's done
fertilizing the flower bed.

Come on, man!

Yeah, I think we're gonna
need a bigger bag.

Oh, no, honey.
You gonna need a bigger bag.

That's your partner.

Mom, can we just move?

Okay, I know your dad's
too cheap to buy you a car,

but are you riding
a horse to school?

( forced laughter )

This is Dexter.

An emotional support dog.

Oh, thank goodness
you are here.

Bobby dumped me for Anna,
and I feel like such a fool.

And you look like one, too.

Girl, get up.

He is my partner
on a mission.

We're supposed to
bond together

but he's practically
untrained.

Really? Sit, boy.

Lie down.

Sit up.

Pick me out a new look
for summer.

Nice choice, Dexter.
Up top.

( clears throat )

As usual, you know
how to talk to boys
and I don't.

Eight ball, corner pocket.

Oh, what the heck.
All balls, all pockets.

Hold on to your puffs, Judy,

'cause I have got
a surprise for you.

If it's you asking me to do your
math homework for you again,

it's not a surprise.

I was going through
my room,

and I found these great
dolls that I have outgrown,

and since my parents
refuse to give me

a little sibling of my own
to pass them down to--

something about learning
from their mistakes--

I thought I would
give them to you.

Oh, wow.

That's so nice of you.

These dolls are amazing.

I feel like the luckiest
girl in the world.

I am just glad they found
a good new home.

Yep, they found
a good new home.

In the landfill.

Look, Mom, I tried to
get along with Dexter.

I really did try,
but he is impossible.

You know the phrase
"my dog ate my homework"?

He literally ate my homework.

And everybody else's
in history class.

And then, he decided to
fertilize my foot,

out of nowhere.

I'm pretty sure
it came out of somewhere.

And the worst part is,

I know he did it on purpose.

I hate him, I hate him,
I hate him.

KC, do you hear yourself?

Yes, I just said,
I hate him,

I hate him, I hate him.

Okay, you're right.
You're right.

This is ridiculous.
I'm fighting with a dog.

No, you're fighting
with an agent.

Do you think I get along
with every agent I get
partnered with?

Like Beverly or your father?

Yeah, but I don't need him.

I said the same thing.

And 20 years later,
here we are.

Look, Mom, I have an informant
who will give me

all the information I need
about the illegal fireworks.

I can take them down
without Dexter's help.

Let's not forget, I am the one
who single-handedly

taught Dad how to Nae-Nae.

Okay, right now, it's just one
Nae, but we're working on it.

KC, the Organization
assigned you to Dexter.

So like it or not,
you need to work with
him on this mission.

Not!

You gave me an option,
like it or not.

I choose not.

Judy, just came to see
how you're getting along

with my old dolls.

Where are they?

Over there.

In the trash can?

You threw away
my dolls?

No. I threw away my dolls.

But you can have them back
if they mean so much to you.

No, no, I don't
want them back.

I just want you
to play with them.

And possibly just text me
pictures with funny captions

so I can see
what they're up to,

and how much you love them.

Like, for instance,
Samantha.

She was the first woman
to shop on Mars.

And this hot tub.

I saved my tooth fairy money
for over a year to buy this.

I even pulled out
two adult teeth

so I could afford the one
with the working jets.

That's right. Caps.

I will never eat
corn on the cob again,

but my dolls' wet and wild
spring break was legendary.

Legendary!

How could you just
throw all this away?

They're boring.

Plus, I imagined them
screaming in horror

as I closed the trash lid,
and it really made me laugh.

( evil chuckling )

Boring?

If you think that
these dolls are boring,

then you must not be
using them right.

I mean, these dolls
entertained me my whole life.

To be fair, staring at
the ceiling fan entertains you.

Are you listening?

I'm sorry. What?

All right, my informant said
the illegal fireworks

are being stored in here.
We're going in.

Wait. Shouldn't we wait
for Agent Dexter?

- I left him in the van.
- You what?

I left him in the van.
What?

I rolled down the windows
and left the radio on.

What can I say,
the dog likes smooth jazz.

But the whole point
was to use the dog

to sniff out
the fireworks.

Ernie, will you forget
the dang dog?

Look, the Organization
has been solving cases

without the help of
the animal kingdom

since the beginning
of time.

Actually, the Organization
was founded--

Ernie, that is not the point!

Can we please forget
Dex Doggy Dog?

I got this.
This is my get.

Let's go.

Nobody move!

There's nobody
in here.

Just like your last
birthday party all over again.

Looks like you got some
wrong information, KC.

Oh, really? What do you
call that?

Just like my informant said,

the fireworks
are in here.

Doesn't look
very firework-y to me.

That's because
the fireworks are...

hidden inside of these
phony antiquities.

Obviously, they're not gonna
put the fireworks in the top one

in case it gets searched.

That would be just dumb.

We're dealing with high-class
criminals here, people.

A very high-class criminal.

I have never seen
a higher class of criminal.

Call me crazy,

but I'm starting to think
those are real antiquities.

Please. If these were
real antiquities,

then this packing slip
would say that...

"Smithsonian Institute.
Ancient Egypt Exhibit.

Fragile. Priceless
and irreplaceable."

Well, can I get
a five up top

for cracking the case
of the missing Egyptian
antiquities? Yeah.

KC, your behavior
was inexcusable.

By cutting Dexter
out of the mission,

you broke the agents'
code of conduct.

Conduct? What about
his conduct?

Dexter's the one gettin' busy
with the pillow over there.

See, this is the problem.

You've never taken
Dexter seriously.

You treat him like a dog,
and he's a ranking agent.

And a Mr. Fuzzy Pants.

Who's a Mr. Fuzzy Pants?

You are.
You are.

Look, Mom, so I destroyed
a few ancient artifacts.

There's gonna be
new ancient artifacts.

In 5,000 years, this will be
an ancient artifact.

You wanna call
the Smithsonian now

and tell 'em it's gonna be
a while or should I?

Mom, it's not like you've
never made a mistake before.

Letting that silo
in Zurich explode,

or shooting that
Monrovian dignitary.

Oh, having Ernie.

If you had just brought
Dexter in with you

to meet your informant,
Dexter would've alerted you

that your informant
was lying.

Mom, it's not my fault, okay?

I tried to get Dexter to come
in, but he wouldn't do it.

- ( barks )
- Lie!

And what about the warehouse?

If you had brought Dexter,

he would've sniffed
the crate of artifacts

and told you
there was no contraband.

Again, Mom, Dexter refused
to get out of the van.

( barks )

Lie, and an obvious one.

We were there,
and we know that isn't true.

I'm telling you,
the dog doesn't like me.

No lie there.

Honey, I'm sorry,
but you're off the case.

What are you talking about?

I have no choice.

Dexter filed
a formal complaint against you.

He's a dog.
He doesn't have thumbs.

How did he file
a complaint?

I filed a grievance
on his behalf.

I don't want his stellar
reputation sullied

by your terrible behavior.

Well, who's in charge
of the mission now?

I am, and unlike you,
I am excited to be working

with an agent
of Dexter's caliber.

Aw, good for you.

Don't forget to sniff
his butt while you're
down there kissing it.

( high-pitched voice )
I'm getting ready for
the prince's ball.

I'm getting ready
for an important
software conference

in Toledo.

Um, no, you're getting
ready for the prince's ball,

so you can meet
a handsome suitor.

Um, no. I wanna
focus on my career

so I can buy my own condo.

( normal voice )
Judy, I told you,

it is more fun if
they go to the same place.

But besides, Marguerite
has to go to the ball

because she is
the prince's girlfriend.

Not anymore, she's not.

The prince is
breakin' up with her.
It's over.

I like Pamela and her eye

for lucrative, income-generating
investment properties.

That is not even
what he sounds like.

If you can't play with my dolls
the way that they are
meant to be played with,

then maybe you don't
deserve them.

I am taking my dolls,
and I am going home.

Finally. I thought I'd
never get rid of her.

It's okay, Pam.
You've outgrown Marguerite.

While she's all yakkin' about
princes, shoes, and hot tubs,

you're gonna be the first
sister president

in the Oval Office.

Okay, I've tracked
the suspicious shipment

to a warehouse off
Riggs Road.

We'll check it out tonight,
because unlike KC,

I really am your partner.

We're like Batman and Robin,
Bert and Ernie,

- Turner and Hooch.
- ( barks )

- No, you're Hooch.
- ( barks )

- No, you are.
- ( barks )

No, you are.

Paw bump.

That's my dog.

Will you please get
that tail-chasin',

big stinky bag of fleas
out of the kitchen?

I'm reviewing
the mission with him.

I was talking to the dog.

No wonder he complained
about you.

You have a terrible attitude.

Yeah, well, you have
a terrible face.

Your comebacks are even worse
than your attitude.

I need some chips
for my sandwich.

KC, what did you do
to my sandwich?

Nothing!

Oh, well, it didn't just
suddenly grow feet

- and walk out of here.
- Dexter ate it.

Oh, please.

He did, I swear.
He ate it.

- ( barks )
- You're lying.

Who are you gonna trust, some
dumb dog or your dumb sister?

I mean, your sister.
Look, I saw him.

I saw him eat the whole thing,
and you know what?

Now he's tryin'
to make me look bad.

( barks )

So first he's not smart
enough to be your partner,

and now he's
a sandwich-stealing mastermind?

Get it together, KC.

Get it together.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, Dexter.

Okay, the fireworks
have to be in here.

( whining )

You found it.
Good job, boy.

Keep checking
the other crates.

That's right.

I completed the mission
that KC couldn't.

Time to capture this one
for posterity.

One more?
Funny faces this time.

Uh-oh.

- ( barking )
- What?

Congratulation. You have
a hologram collar.

( barking )

Look, I really don't
have time for this, okay?

I happen to be typing

a little formal complaint
about you.

I find it highly inappropriate
that you show up to work naked.

Wait a minute, is that...
Ernie's phone?

Are you with Ernie?

- ( barks )
- Is Ernie in danger, boy?

- ( barks )
- Okay, are you guys
at the warehouse?

- ( barks )
- I'll go contact
the Organization,

meet you there, and you
keep an eye out for Ernie.

( barking )

Hey, look, I am not happy
about this situation either,

but you know what? I'ma need you
to watch your language.

Hey, boss, the boat
is pulling up now.

All right, start
loading these crates.

And then load this guy.

We'll dump him overboard
when we hit open seas.

Okay, man,
when this is over,

we really need to
discuss your dog breath.

Your breath is hurtin'
my feelings, bro.

All right, let's get this guy
on the boat and get outta here.

( whining )

- Where'd this dog come from?
- Maybe he's lost.

Hey, look, he
really likes you.

Can we keep him, boss?

KC: Dexter, here, boy.

Oh, Dexter,
there you are.

Bad doggy.

I'm sorry.

He just does not listen
to a thing I say. Watch.

Sit.

See, he doesn't listen
to anything I say.

I had the same problem
with my dog.

Have you tried lowering
your voice to sound
more authoritative?

Oh, really?
Does that work?

Did with my poodle.

Are you kidding me
right now?

Look, I don't care about
you or your dumb dog.
Take it and get outta here.

No, no, no.
He's not dumb.

There is one trick
he does know how to do. Ready?

Okay. Okay, Dexter.
Go ahead.

Rip his face off.

( whining )

( stifled yell )

Whoo hoo!

Hey, man, you don't
wanna do that.

We can talk about this.
There's gotta be a way out.

Not for you,
there's not.

MAN: Freeze!
Drop the gun. Now!

( whimpering )

It's okay, Dexter.
I got you.

Thanks, Ernie.

You know, I'm really glad
the Organization let Dexter
recuperate here.

It's been nice
bonding with him.

I'm just sorry
he couldn't stay longer.

Isn't that right,
Mr. Fuzzy Pants?

( knocking on door )

Well, it looks like
this is it, Agent Dexter.

I'm really sorry about all those
bad things I said about you.

To be honest, I guess I'm just
not really a dog person.

Well, I'm not really
a person person.

But you know what?
We did make a good team.

Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.

All right,
you know what?

We're really gonna have to
talk about that doggy breath.

You literally ate
everything in this house

except for mints.

All right, come on.

( whimpering )

Wait. Before you go,
I wanna give you

a little something
to remember me by.

Lookin' good.

I love you.
I'm gonna miss you.

I love you,
I love you.

I thought you were gonna keep it
professional this time, KC.

This is Brett Willis
all over again.

Rob, your name's on TV.