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- Big magnet,
big disco ball, big spatula.
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- Hey, what's going on, Nathan?
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- I can't find the big jar
of honey for the honey sketch.
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- [gasps] We can't do the
honey sketch without the honey.
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- Exactly!
Somebody must've taken it.
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- What's up, guys?
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- Why don't you tell us,
Chinguun?
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- What's that all over your
hands, huh?
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That's honey!
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- No, this is mustard.
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- Why do you have mustard
all over your hands?
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- That's personal.
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- What's up, guys?
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- We can't find the big jar
of honey for the honey sketch.
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- You can't do the honey sketch
without honey!
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[together]
We know!
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- Maybe someone
in the audience took it.
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- They did look kind of hungry.
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Hey, audience!
Did you take the honey?
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all: No!
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- This way.
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- Everything is hinging
on this honey.
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[breathing frantically]
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- Yeah,
this audience looks like
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a honey-stealing
kind of audience.
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- Did you take the honey?
- No.
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- Did you take the honey?
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Okay, you definitely
look like somebody
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who would take the honey.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, over here, Nathan.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, bear.
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Yes, you.
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Did you take the honey?
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Oh, really?
Then what's this?
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[laughter]
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- Um, that's a jar of mustard.
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- Why does everybody
have mustard?
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Lex, you took the honey!
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- Yeah. I couldn't find the
mustard for the mustard sketch,
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so I thought I'd use the honey.
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- The bear has the mustard.
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- What bear?
- The bear in the audience.
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- There's a bear
in the audience?
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- Chinguun.
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You had some mustard.
Where'd you get it?
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- A bear gave it to me.
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- The one in the audience?
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- There's a bear
in the audience?
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- Oh good, you have the honey.
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Now all we need to do
is find the mustard
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so we can do
the honey mustard sketch.
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- We can't do the honey mustard
sketch without mustard!
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- The bear has the mustard.
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- What bear?
- He's in the audience.
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- Oh.
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- So wait a minute.
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We have a honey sketch,
a mustard sketch,
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and a honey mustard sketch?
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- Who wrote this episode?
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[typewriter clacking]
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[bear growls]
[typewriter dings]
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- Ready, yet? Get set.
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It's "All That."
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[funky hip-hop music]
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- [vocalizing]
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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- ♪ Check it out ♪
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- [vocalizing]
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ This is "All That" ♪
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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- All right.
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We've assembled
some of the toughest,
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most ruthless villains
in all of City Ville:
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Robo Arms!
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[mechanical clanking]
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Rocket Shoes...
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And Hot Breath!
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[whooshing]
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The first place we hit
is the bank.
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And with all of us,
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Hero Boy won't
be able to stop us.
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all: Yeah!
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- If Hero Boy comes
anywhere near us,
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I'll destroy him by
launching a truck at him
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with the sheer force
of my arms.
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all: Yeah!
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- If I see him, I will
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blast into him full-speed
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with the immense power
of my rockets!
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all: Yeah!
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- And I'll breathe
a gaping hole
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into the ground until
Hero Boy falls to his doom.
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all: Yeah!
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- And I'll have this...
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very long coat.
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Now, when we first
get in the bank, I--
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[mechanical clanking]
What is it, Robo Arms?
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[mechanical clanking]
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- Am I the only one
who feels like...
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the coat really
isn't that helpful?
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I mean, we all explained
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what we would do
in full detail, but you--
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- Bad guys always
wear long coats.
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It's scary.
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Can we keep going?
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- I--I guess.
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- Great.
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Then we have to get past
the steel vault door.
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- With my arms, I can shatter
the door to smithereens!
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all: Yeah!
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- I can use my breath
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on the bank manager
until he caves.
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all: Yeah!
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- I can smash in
through the roof,
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crushing everything in sight.
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all: Yeah!
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- And I'll walk in wearing this
very long coat.
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- But, before we begin,
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how does that help us
in this situation?
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- Yeah, it's really
just a coat.
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- A long coat.
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- Yeah, sure.
The coat is awesome.
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- Have we discussed
the length of the coat yet?
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- Yeah, man, you've
mentioned it a few times.
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It's really long.
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- Great.
Then let's move on.
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Now, it's possible
Hero Boy will be waiting,
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so we'll need an escape.
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- Great, I can rocket us
into the sky to safety.
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all: Yeah!
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- I'll seal up the sewer
with my breath.
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all: Yeah!
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- And I'll barricade
the door with cement blocks.
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all: Yeah!
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- Perfect.
Then I will open my coat and--
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- Enough with the coat!
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What is so special
about the coat?
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- Oh, I just realized
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you guys don't even know
the true power of the coat.
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- Show us.
- Yes.
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- Check this out.
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I can make my coat even longer.
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- I think I'm gonna go.
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- Right behind you.
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- It's just a coat!
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I am so mad.
[screams]
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- Wait, but I can make my coat
even longer than this.
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- Don't care!
- [screams]
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- Oh, fireball eyes!
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I always forget to say I
can
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shoot fire out of
my fireball eyes.
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Man!
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- This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé.
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- Hey, y'all.
It's me, Beyoncé.
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Do you need one
of those trash cans
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that you can open
with your foot?
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One of those blankets
that thinks it's a dress?
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Or an empowering anthem
for girls of all ages?
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[rousing pop music]
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♪ ♪
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Come on down
to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé.
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You won't be sorry.
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I know I ain't.
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I- And... cut!.
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[cheers and applause]
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[elegant string music]
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♪ ♪
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- Is someone sitting here?
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- Quiet!
This is a library!
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- Whoa, who's that?
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- That's the substitute
librarian, Mrs. Hushbomb.
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[horn blaring]
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- I said quiet!
You're still yapping!
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[clipper snip]
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This little piggy needs a trim.
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This little piggy's too long.
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This little piggy
looks infected.
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[toenail whooshes]
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- Eww.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Silencio!
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This is a library,
not a yap-atorium.
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[phone ringing]
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This alarm means
that it's lunch time!
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[beeping]
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[microwave whirring]
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Popcorn's ready in five, four,
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three, two, one!
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[beep]
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[moans]
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Oh, whoa!
Hot!
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Hot-hot-hot-hot!
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Oh, oh!
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- Are you okay, Mrs. Hushbomb?
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- Oh, shut it!
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Enough outbursts.
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People are trying to study.
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- But, I--
- Shush!
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This is a library,
not a blabber-dashery.
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Oh.
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I got artificial
butter flavoring
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on my lucky moccasins.
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♪ Scrub, scrub,
scrubbin' my moccs ♪
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♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
Oh!
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Gotta dry my moccies!
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See you later, blue thing!
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[dryer tumbling]
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- Who wears moccasins?
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- That's your complaint?
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Who uses appliances
in a library?
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[grunts]
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- Zip it!
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Enough with the tomfoolery.
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This is a library,
not a chat-nasium.
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[tattoo gun buzzing]
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- What an unusual place
to get a tattoo.
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- The arm?
That's a very common place--
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- No, no, no.
The library! [gasps]
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- For the love of solitude,
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stop talking!
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What does this say?
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I said, what does this say?
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- Quiet?
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- Stop talking!
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[groans]
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I need to go to
a quiet, relaxing place!
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I'm going to escape reality.
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Wow!
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Now I'm in a reality
that's virtual.
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Ah... I'm on the beach.
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Everything is so peaceful
and quiet.
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[screams]
Oh, a shark!
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Oh, everybody out of the water!
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Good thing I have my harpoon.
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Ah! Oh!
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Look out!
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- That's it, I'm out!
- Ridiculous.
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- Hey, shush!
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Storm out of here more quietly!
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- Let's go, let's go.
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- How you like me now, shark?
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[grunting]
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[Italian music]
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- [Italian accent]
Do you like a good
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homemade family-style
Italian meal?
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Do you like
jumping up and down?
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Then come eat
at Trampolini's!
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You'll love our lasagna,
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our fettuccini,
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our high-density
foam jumping surfaces
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designed for
maximum absorption,
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our chicken parmesano,
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our hot, hot soup.
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- Ooh, hot.
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Ooh. [yelps]
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- Don't just take my word.
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Here's-a what some of our
long-time customers had to say.
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- Trampolini's has
the best food in town.
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I highly recommend
the spaghetti with meat sauce.
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- [laughing]
I'm gonna throw up!
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- [squeals]
[laughter]
267
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- I literally did a backflip
268
00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:49,524
while I was eating
my shrimp scampi.
269
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- You got a little
something right there, bud.
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- Oh, hey, there's my fork.
271
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- Trampolini's is a perfect
restaurant for any occasion.
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Birthdays,
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corporate events,
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weddings!
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- [yelps]
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- So jump on down
to Trampolini's.
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You'll be hoppy you did.
278
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- [screams]
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- She'll be fine.
280
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Trampolini's, only three blocks from
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the Samuel L. Jackson Medical Center.
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[dainty music]
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♪ ♪
284
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- Hey, Papyrus.
285
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Andrew.
286
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,712
I'm so sorry I'm late.
287
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:47,982
I was busy
throwing up on Diane.
288
00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:50,552
- Don't even worry about it,
Tambourine.
289
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:54,122
I was just sitting here putting
food everywhere but my mouth.
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Mmm.
291
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- Ooh, what are we eating?
Looks expensive.
292
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,563
- Thank you for noticing.
293
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:05,033
Colleen recently switched me
over to organic mush.
294
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,469
You have to try some.
295
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,909
- Oh, wow.
296
00:13:14,978 --> 00:13:17,645
Papyrus, am I tasting...
297
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,813
pumpkin?
298
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,216
- It's seasonal.
299
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:27,088
So Andrew and I have been
gabbing away all morning.
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- [sucking]
301
00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:32,660
- But tell me, Tam-Tam,
how are you?
302
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,629
- I totally will, Papyrus.
303
00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:37,198
I just--really quick,
I have to do something.
304
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You know, it's just like--
305
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- Ooh.
What was that about?
306
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:54,182
- Unclear,
but it had to be done.
307
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:59,354
Anyways, I've just been taking
life one step at a time.
308
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,624
I'm learning how
to walk this year, so.
309
00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:07,061
- Babe, Andrew was just saying
this and I totally agree.
310
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,764
It's all about baby steps.
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- Aww, thank you.
312
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Thank you, Andrew.
313
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:20,074
I really wanna be walking
before I hit the big one.
314
00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:21,175
- The big one, what?
315
00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:24,312
- You know, the big...
316
00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,180
one.
317
00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:28,316
I'm turning one in six months!
318
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- Goals!
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00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,820
Hey, do you mind if I just put
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00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,557
all of this
on the ground real quick?
321
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,325
- You do you, boo.
322
00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:43,698
- So tell me, do you have
a theme for the party yet?
323
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,901
- Well, Andrew called me basic.
324
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,403
- [gasps]
325
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:53,575
- Anyways.
326
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,579
I was originally thinking
a baby shark theme.
327
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,280
- [gasps]
Babe.
328
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Baby shark is not even basic.
329
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A low-key baby shark is a bop.
330
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,354
- [groans]
Papyrus, look at those olds.
331
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They can barely even function.
332
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- Pathetic.
333
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How old do you think they are?
334
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,293
- I don't know, 12?
335
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:14,929
Honestly, everybody over six
looks the same to me.
336
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,197
- Truth.
337
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,600
It's like,
"Look at me, I'm seven
338
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,069
and all of my teeth
are falling out."
339
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,037
- [giggles]
340
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,806
"Oh, no, I'm 9 1/2
341
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:27,175
and I need a scooter
to get around."
342
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,143
[both laughing]
343
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,613
- I'm 18 and I live in a home!
344
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,216
[both laughing]
345
00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:38,186
- Ugh, old people
are the worst.
346
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,420
[both laughing]
347
00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:42,523
[both sigh]
348
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,926
- Well...
349
00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:45,927
- Shall we?
350
00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:46,961
- We shall.
351
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,064
[both wailing]
352
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:57,071
- Babies are the worst.
353
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,406
[glass shattering]
354
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,644
- And now, Reece Joy Caddell with
355
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,381
Vital Information for your everyday life.
356
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:14,055
- If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em,
357
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,957
unless they are eggs.
358
00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:18,660
Never join eggs.
359
00:16:20,964 --> 00:16:22,864
Trust me.
360
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,568
A leopard cannot
change his spots.
361
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:30,438
But my friend, Spot,
has changed his leopard,
362
00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:33,975
like, six times.
363
00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:39,080
Pick a leopard
and stick to it, Spot!
364
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,551
Good things
come to those who wait.
365
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:52,627
- I got a bad of good things
for Reece Joy Caddell.
366
00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:54,729
- Oh, that's me!
Finally.
367
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,564
Thank you.
368
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,753
[upbeat music]
369
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- This has been Vital Information
370
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,790
for your everyday life.
371
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,695
- This is Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé.
372
00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:32,700
- Hey, y'all.
It's me, Beyoncé.
373
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:34,368
Do you need one
of those machines
374
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:36,104
that turns food into drinks?
375
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:39,607
[whirring]
376
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,144
A big picture frame
that's divided
377
00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:45,713
into a bunch of
smaller picture frames?
378
00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:52,220
Or a wife, mother,
and international superstar?
379
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,856
[rousing pop music]
380
00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:57,158
Come on down
to Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé.
381
00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,193
'Cause I sneezed on the sale,
382
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:01,262
and the sale got sicker.
383
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:05,399
♪ ♪
384
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,468
- Gracias por venir.
385
00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:08,803
- What does that mean?
386
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,037
- That means,
"Thanks for coming."
387
00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:11,506
- Oh.
- Que gran noche.
388
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,207
- Which is...
389
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:14,909
- "What a great night."
390
00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:16,878
El oso esta bailando.
391
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,646
That means,
"The bear is dancing."
392
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,081
- Why'd you say that?
393
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,482
- Because that bear...
394
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,452
[dance music]
395
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,887
♪ ♪
396
00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:28,790
Is dancing.
- Oh.
397
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,093
- Hay que darle la más cordial,
398
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:34,595
bienvenida a nuestro invitado...
399
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,164
- Oh, wait, I know this one.
400
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,900
- Please give a round of sound
for our musical guest...
401
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,568
[together]
Daddy Yankee!
402
00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,838
[cheers and applause]
403
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,242
[Daddy Yankee's "Con Calma"]
404
00:18:48,311 --> 00:18:50,444
- Run it, run it!
405
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,180
- ♪ Cómo te llamas, baby? ♪
406
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:54,515
♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪
407
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:57,118
♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪
408
00:18:57,187 --> 00:19:00,521
♪ Esto lo seugimo' en el after party ♪
409
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:02,256
♪ Comó te llamas, baby? ♪
410
00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:04,659
♪ Desde que te vi supe que eras pa' mi ♪
411
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,361
♪ Dile a tus amigas que andamos ready ♪
412
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,364
♪ Esto lo seguimo' en el after party ♪
413
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,935
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
414
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,837
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
415
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,271
♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪
416
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,906
♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪
417
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,641
♪ I like your
poom-poom, girl ♪
418
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,111
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
419
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,980
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
420
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:27,715
♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪
421
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:29,083
♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪
422
00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:31,485
♪ I like your
poom-poom, girl ♪
423
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:34,088
♪ Ya vi que estás solita acompáñame ♪
424
00:19:34,157 --> 00:19:36,824
♪ La noche es de nosotro' tú lo sabe' ♪
425
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,392
♪ Que ganas me dan-dan-dan ♪
426
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:41,229
♪ De guayarte, mami ese ram-pam-pam ♪
427
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,731
♪ Esa criminal como lo mueve e' un delito ♪
428
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,367
♪ Tengo que arrestarte porque empiezo y no me quito ♪
429
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,836
♪ Tienes criminality pero te doy fatality ♪
430
00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:51,305
♪ Vívete la película flotando en mi gravity ♪
431
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:53,774
♪ Daddy pone las regla' tiene' que obedecer ♪
432
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:56,677
♪ Mami, no tiene pausa ¿qué e' lo que vas a hacer? ♪
433
00:19:56,746 --> 00:19:59,113
♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪
434
00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:01,549
♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪
435
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,986
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
436
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,754
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
437
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,456
♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪
438
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,191
♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪
439
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,893
Come on!
440
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,096
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
441
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,998
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
442
00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,733
♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪
443
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,468
♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪
444
00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,136
♪ I like your
poom-poom, girl ♪
445
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:24,138
♪ Tú tiene' candela y yo tengo la vela ♪
446
00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,274
♪ Llama el 911, se están quemando las suela' ♪
447
00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:28,809
♪ Me daña cuando la faldita esa me la modela ♪
448
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:31,746
♪ Mami, 'tás enferma, pero tu show no lo cancela' ♪
449
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,281
♪ Te llaman a ti la reina del party ♪
450
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,949
♪ Mucha sandunga tiene ese body ♪
451
00:20:35,018 --> 00:20:36,083
♪ Tírate un paso, no-no-no pare ♪
452
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,852
- ♪ Whoa dale dale! ♪
453
00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:39,754
- Somos dos bandido' entre la rumba y romance
454
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,390
♪ Y zúmbale, DJ, otra ve' pa' que dance ♪
455
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,026
♪ Echale, échale, échale pa' atrás ♪
456
00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:47,428
♪ Echale, échale, pa' alante y pa' atrás ♪
457
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,932
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
458
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,833
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
459
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,302
♪ Es una asesina cuando baila ♪
460
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,070
♪ Quiere que to' el mundo la vea ♪
461
00:20:56,139 --> 00:20:57,571
Yeah!
462
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,975
♪ Con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea ♪
463
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,010
♪ Mueve ese poom-poom, girl ♪
464
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,578
♪ Tiene adrenalina en medio 'e la pista ♪
465
00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:06,180
♪ Vente, hazme lo que sea ♪
466
00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:08,382
♪ I like your
poom-poom, girl ♪
467
00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:11,686
[cheers and applause]
468
00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,530
- Before we leave, let's give
another round of sound
469
00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:23,798
for Daddy Yankee!
470
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,866
- Yes.
- Good job, man, good job!
471
00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:28,202
Whoo!
- Say bye!
472
00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:30,638
all: Bye!
- Yo, peace, y'all!
473
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,807
[cheers and applause]
Yeah!
474
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,077
- Andrew called me basic.
- [gasps]
475
00:21:36,145 --> 00:21:38,479
[laughter]
476
00:21:39,148 --> 00:21:41,782
- Andrew called me basic.
- [gasps]
477
00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:45,753
- One.
[laughter]
478
00:21:45,822 --> 00:21:48,956
- Well, Andrew called me basic.
- [gasps]
479
00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:51,225
[laughs]
480
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,799
- This is going
in the bloopers.
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