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Roland: Oh Johnny, I
wish you had told us
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it was uh, movie day.
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Stevie and I could've come up
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with some good recommendations for you.
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What are we gonna watch,
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a silent movie from your childhood?
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It's not movie day, Roland.
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We're watching an instructional video
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on professional workplace etiquette,
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and it's clear from
the stain on your top
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that things have gotten just
a little lax around here.
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(Sighs)
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I made this at Rose Video a while back,
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but uh, I think you'll find
it holds up pretty well.
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Male Narrator: Employee
Health and Safety Series.
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Moira: (on video)
Where is it? Let's see.
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Oh wow, this looks like the videos
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Joce and I used to make.
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Just focus on the content, Roland.
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Moira: (on video): "Q, R, S," ah!
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There it is.
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Here, let me help you with that.
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Excuse me, Emilio!
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Pause.
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That kind of physical
touch is inapprop-ri-rate.
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Let's rewind, and try again.
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And now they're gonna come
and do it again! (Laughing)
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(Rewinding sounds)
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Where is it? Let's see.
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"Q, R, S," oh!
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There it is.
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Here, let me help you with that.
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Is this what you were looking for?
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A double-cassette of
the "Best Body Swaps
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of Sunrise Bay", Season 21?
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Yes, thank you.
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I've been asked to
retrieve it for a customer
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with wonderful taste.
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I value you as a fellow employee.
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Perhaps you'd like to
meet outside of work
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for a dinner at my place?
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Fast forward!
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- Oh! (Snickers)
- Jesus.
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Well, it's somewhat dated, but uh...
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I think the principles of etiquette
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are still applicable today.
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Hm. Pretty timeless. Yeah.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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(Birds chirp)
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No, I'm not gonna be
the one to tell her.
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Tell me what?
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No, it's not about you, Moira.
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Well, is it about Twyla
needing to pick up the pace
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- on that solo?
- What?
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No, it's about the
Poison concert tonight
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being canceled at the casino.
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And that's a problem because?
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Jocelyn's been looking
forward to it for weeks.
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This is her one night out.
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Not to worry. If she's
anything like I was
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with a little moppet in the house,
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she'll find any ruse to
escape for an evening.
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The Poison concert was merely a device.
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(Latch clicks, door creaks)
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Uh oh, ladies!
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Somebody better call Poison Control,
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because tonight's gonna be...
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♪ Nothin' but a good time! ♪
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Yeah, I'm not gonna be
the one to... oh, okay.
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Jocelyn, you might want to take a seat.
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Oh no, there's no time for that.
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No, no, we have to
rehearse our Poison medley.
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Because when Rikki Rockett
makes direct eye contact
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with you during "Talk Dirty to Me",
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you are gonna want to talk dirty back!
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Oh gals, this is getting painful.
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Jocelyn, wonderful news!
They've refunded the price
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of your ticket for tonight's concert.
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What? But I don't want a refund.
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No, the show got pushed.
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Looks like they double-booked
Poison with The Doodlebops.
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And the casino just sent out an apology.
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Well, what are we supposed to do now?!
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I didn't pump for four hours straight
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to get on a chartered bus
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to go to the end of the street and back!
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We could go to the cafe.
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Oh! Well, do they have a
smoke machine at the cafe?!
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No, but I can ask George to
burn something on the grill.
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Moira: This is just sad.
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Why can't we still go to the casino?
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If I'm holding the truth stick,
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I was never planning to
attend the concert anyway.
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I never pegged you for a
gambling kind of gal, Moira.
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Oh, I'm not above a
naughty night of debauchery.
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When Condi Rice, and Sharon Stone and I,
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used to make our annual casino sojourn
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to Ho Chi Minh City,
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well, let's just say,
toi khong bao gio thua.
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Okay, but it's been a really long time
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since I've spun that roulette wheel.
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And this is the only casino
I haven't been banned from
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as an unaccompanied minor.
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Well, do we still have a reservation
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at Bucky's Fried Chicken House?
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Yes, but I wouldn't let that stop us!
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(Ronnie and Twyla laugh)
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Alexis: So you just
plug in the information,
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and then it creates the website for you.
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So what exactly am I
paying you for, then?
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I'm your brand consultant, David.
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I'm consulting with you
on which template to use.
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(Patrick laughs)
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Sorry, I'm just distracted,
there's a guy over there
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currently flirting with my boyfriend.
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- (Gasps) Poor thing.
- I know.
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No, I meant you, David.
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Oh hi, are you finding
everything you're looking for?
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Um, actually, I was wondering
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if I could have a pen and paper?
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Hm, you planning on
doing some journaling?
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Alexis: Hmm.
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(Giggles)
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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(Bell on door jingles)
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Um... score, Patrick!
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Look at you, just drowning in
other people's phone numbers.
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Who was that hunk with the
teeny-weeny little polo?
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- His name is Ken.
- Ken!
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Just when I thought it was impossible
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to find a thirty-something named Ken!
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Oh, I think he looked younger than 30.
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Get fucked Alexis!
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What exactly did Ken do with my pen?
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Did he write down a banana bread recipe?
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Or was he looking for
directions to some place?
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- This is his phone number.
- Yes, it is.
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Yeah. Look at you go.
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- Mhmm.
- And he like...
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gave it to you in front of David,
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so clearly no threat there.
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Hey Alexis, find a stick...
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Can I at just enjoy this for a second?
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Of course, yeah! Enjoy Ken.
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I mean, I think it's
funny 'cause when he first
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walked in here I was gonna help him,
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so to think it could've
been me enjoying Ken.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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- Yeah, I think he liked me.
- This is fun!
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It's the great thing about
owning a store, really,
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is getting to flirt with the customers.
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You know, just last week,
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A woman came in and gave me her number.
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Do you mean the woman who wanted to know
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when the soap would be back in stock?
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Who came in here with
her husband and kids?
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Hasn't stopped me before.
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But thank you for reminding
me, I have to call her,
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the soap did come back in.
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I'm just gonna...
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put that right there.
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Mhmm.
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Johnny: Stevie?
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Stevie: Just a minute!
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Oh, I was talking to Roland
about the latticework,
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and we figure if we uh,
put the vines right up
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- the side of the motel... oh!
- Steve: Oh! Oh!
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Oh my God, Mr. Rose! Oh!
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Okay. No, no, no, that's okay.
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I'm sorry.
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- I said just a minute!
- Yeah. Yeah.
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No, I-I was coming back to you,
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because I-I figured, you know,
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you'd be busy back there. I was busy!
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- Taking a personal photo...
- Right, right.
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For my doctor.
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Right, well, it was, it
was a medical uh, photo,
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and, and uh... and you what?
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You text or email this
right back to your doctor,
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I mean, what a-what an age we live in!
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I thought you were running errands!
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I was, I was, and-and uh...
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I was at the nursery, there were no cars
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absolutely on the way home, and uh,
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so it was clear sailing,
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and that's what I was
gonna tell you when I...
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- until I...
- Okay!
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I am kind of seeing somebody,
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and it's like, a
long-distance thing, so I...
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Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stop,
I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I wish we had gotten to the second tape
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in the workplace etiquette series,
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that had a whole chunk on Polaroids.
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- Oh my God!
- Um, Stevie, look, look!
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All I saw was a business
partner communicating
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with a friend, that's all.
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Although you've just explained
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that it was a more intimate relationship
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with this uh, chap.
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But uh, congratulations, by the way.
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If-if uh, you know.
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I think I need to take
a walk around the block.
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- Mhmm?
- So, like, a couple of thousand times.
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Okay, that's a good
idea. Yeah, sure, sure.
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Take a walk. And uh, you know,
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uh, get some, get some fresh air,
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and you know, clear your head.
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And if you feel the need
to finish that communication
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by the way, with your friend,
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just uh, maybe try and find
a room with a locked door?
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(Door slams)
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But everything's okay Stevie,
don't worry about that.
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We're... (sighs heavily)
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- I waited 35 minutes!
- Oh, don't start.
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(Jazzagals cheer)
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Oh, please, save your
applause for Jocelyn,
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- who's right behind me.
- (Jazzagals cheer)
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You know what? I was going
to change and then I thought,
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no, if my babysitter can
show up wearing a crop top
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the size of a bib, I can
wear this to a casino!
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(Jazzagals cheer)
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Jocelyn, you look amazing.
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Yes, why not throw caution
and the dress code to the wind?
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I'm sure the maître d' at
Bucky's will make an exception!
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- Let's get goin'!
- (Jazzagals cheer)
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If the bus is a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'!
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Jazzagals: Wooo! Yeah!
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Moira: I've come prepared
with casino must-haves:
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oxygen drops, antibacterial wipes,
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and military-grade caffeine pills.
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The pills came from Condi,
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so if anyone asks, you
found them on the floor.
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Mrs. Rose, when you said
you were bringing essentials,
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I thought you meant snacks,
and something to drink.
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No.
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- Well, nothing for the road?
- Don't worry ladies,
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I've got you covered, this
afternoon I made some...
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- magic brownies!
- (Jazzagals cheer)
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THC and carbohydrates.
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Oh Moira, we don't
expect you to have one.
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One? At least one.
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Okay...
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(Engine starts, cork pops)
Who wants some zhampagne?
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Jazzagals: Yeah! Wooo!
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(Bus rumbles)
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(Soft Jazz music plays)
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So, whatever happened
to that phone number?
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Uh, it might still be in my pocket. Why?
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Hm. Just keeping it close?
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Well, I haven't thrown it out yet.
251
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,413
What are you doing?! I'm
obviously not gonna use it.
252
00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:35,630
Why not?
253
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,710
Uh, because I'm in a
committed relationship.
254
00:09:37,735 --> 00:09:38,841
I know that.
255
00:09:40,636 --> 00:09:43,639
- I think you should call him.
- What?!
256
00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,575
Skin-tight clothes aside,
257
00:09:45,676 --> 00:09:47,552
do you find Ken attractive?
258
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,654
I mean, sure.
259
00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,213
Then I think you should call him!
260
00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:52,283
David!
261
00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:54,426
Consider it a selfish act on my part.
262
00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:56,085
You have only been with me.
263
00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:58,330
And Rachel, and like, a
handful of other girls.
264
00:09:58,355 --> 00:10:00,655
Okay, we've all been with
a handful of other girls.
265
00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,924
- But I'm the only guy.
- So?
266
00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:05,113
So inevitably there might come a point
267
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,971
where you find yourself curious
268
00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:08,831
about being with other people.
269
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,808
So why not explore that now,
270
00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:13,053
so that we don't have
to have this conversation
271
00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,645
five years down the line.
272
00:10:14,671 --> 00:10:17,706
Oh, so you think we're gonna
be together 5-years from now?
273
00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,951
I think a cute boy gave you his number,
274
00:10:19,976 --> 00:10:23,312
and you should go for
dinner, and run free.
275
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,822
Best case scenario,
276
00:10:24,847 --> 00:10:26,816
you realize how good
you have it with me.
277
00:10:26,841 --> 00:10:28,741
Worst case scenario,
278
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,418
you realize how good
you have it with me.
279
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,652
Fun!
280
00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,677
Stevie: Okay, Mr. Rose?
281
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,341
Uh, I've thought a lot
about what happened,
282
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:45,552
uh, maybe a little too
much about what happened.
283
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:48,179
And I think for the
sake of the business,
284
00:10:48,205 --> 00:10:51,308
that we should just
put it all behind us.
285
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:54,452
- Okay, good.
- Good.
286
00:10:54,477 --> 00:10:56,077
Thank you, Stevie.
287
00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:57,591
What happened?
288
00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:02,160
Mr. Rose saw me topless.
289
00:11:02,186 --> 00:11:04,404
- Oh! Oh! (Laughs)
- No! No!
290
00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:07,065
I... I didn't completely see anything,
291
00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:09,792
but I got the gist of
what you were doing.
292
00:11:09,893 --> 00:11:11,460
I didn't know anyone was here!
293
00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:13,596
Oh Johnny,
294
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,451
I don't think the woman in
that video would approve.
295
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,243
The woman on the video is Moira,
296
00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,336
and no, she would not
approve! I would not approve!
297
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,861
It was an accident.
298
00:11:21,886 --> 00:11:24,448
Trust me, it will never happen again.
299
00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:25,640
Understood.
300
00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,719
I really don't know what
to say to the two of you.
301
00:11:27,744 --> 00:11:29,288
Well, you don't have
to say anything, Roland.
302
00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:31,722
Less is more in a...
situation like this.
303
00:11:31,748 --> 00:11:33,227
Well, I did just think of one thing.
304
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,894
- Please don't!
- It's more of a limerick.
305
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:36,351
All right, enough, Roland.
306
00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:37,911
Thank you, we're going to move on now.
307
00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:40,399
Stevie, Room Three needs a change over.
308
00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,313
I would be happy to leave and do that.
309
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,623
- Thanks.
- (Cell phone chimes)
310
00:11:45,648 --> 00:11:47,529
Whoa! (Laughs)
311
00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:50,075
Aah! Stevie! Your friend just responded!
312
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,201
- Oh my God, gimme that!
- Hmm.
313
00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,946
Oh my...
314
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,450
uh, I'll be taking the
rest of the day off.
315
00:11:58,475 --> 00:12:01,119
Okay.
316
00:12:01,144 --> 00:12:03,044
- (Door slams)
- Yeah...
317
00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:04,779
I'd say her friend responded.
318
00:12:04,881 --> 00:12:06,883
(Guffaws)
319
00:12:11,721 --> 00:12:12,888
(Crickets chirp)
320
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,938
Alexis: Hey, can you
give me a ride to Ted's?
321
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:16,630
It's basically on the way to Patrick's.
322
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:18,107
It's in the opposite direction,
323
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:20,134
and I'm not going to Patrick's tonight.
324
00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,293
Why?
325
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,236
Because we don't have plans tonight.
326
00:12:23,261 --> 00:12:26,179
- He has plans with someone else.
- Who?
327
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,767
Okay, can you utilize like,
328
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,485
a little bit more of
the English language?
329
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,044
If you must know,
330
00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:32,815
I sent Patrick off to
have dinner with that guy
331
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,533
who gave him his number today.
332
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,895
That hot piece from the store?
333
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:38,326
Why would you do that?
334
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,229
Because I think it's funny,
335
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,570
and I also think it's important
for Patrick to experience
336
00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:44,533
other people in order to realize
337
00:12:44,634 --> 00:12:47,269
how good he has it with me.
338
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,739
What if he doesn't come
to that realization?
339
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,317
Every time I did that with a boyfriend,
340
00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:53,643
I'd send them off with someone
who like, wasn't a threat.
341
00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:56,177
Like, Pippa Middleton, or Rihanna.
342
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:59,649
Okay, well, I hardly
think Ken is a threat.
343
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,717
Mm, tell that to his
million dollar smile, David.
344
00:13:02,818 --> 00:13:05,321
- Okay.
- So what are the GRs?
345
00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:07,523
- The what?
- The ground rules.
346
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,491
What ground rules did you lay down
347
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:12,259
before you sent him off
with that hottie-boom-bottie?
348
00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:16,065
Okay, I haven't sent him
off with ground rules,
349
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,457
because this is a one-night thing.
350
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:20,536
Did you say that?
351
00:13:20,636 --> 00:13:22,071
No.
352
00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,048
So at this point he could like,
353
00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:25,541
spend the night, double-dip,
354
00:13:25,566 --> 00:13:27,451
- kiss on the lips!
- I don't know!
355
00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:29,577
Okay, this is why you
have ground rules, David!
356
00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:31,690
Josh Groban has a thick,
leather-bound binder
357
00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:32,923
full of them.
358
00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:34,594
Patrick didn't even wanna do this.
359
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,894
I basically forced him into it.
360
00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:38,955
Is it too late for any amendments?
361
00:13:39,056 --> 00:13:40,623
I thought this was a good idea,
362
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:43,100
and now you're making me
feel like I made a mistake.
363
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,071
Okay, you haven't made a
huge mistake yet, David,
364
00:13:45,095 --> 00:13:47,937
we probably won't find out
about that until tomorrow.
365
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:52,177
Okay, I have never been
in this position before,
366
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:54,111
usually I'm the one finding out
367
00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:56,490
I'm in an open
relationship after the fact,
368
00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:59,150
and now you're making me
feel like I've just shipped
369
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:02,244
my boyfriend off to fall
in love with someone else!
370
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,466
Ugh! I was supposed to go
to dinner with Ted, David!
371
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,091
Then go for dinner with Ted!
372
00:14:07,116 --> 00:14:09,217
Well, now I feel like I
should be here for you!
373
00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:11,028
Why?
374
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:13,398
(Groans) Let's just
hope we don't find out.
375
00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:15,232
What?!
376
00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:16,591
Ugh...
377
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:23,463
♪
378
00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,610
(Ball rattles)
379
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,456
Are we up yet?
380
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,658
It's either black or red, even or odd.
381
00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:33,118
And you never know
where you're gonna land.
382
00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:34,610
I'm sorry, Jocelyn?
383
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:36,011
If you'dve told
me 20-years-ago
384
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,756
I'd be standing here
with an empty chip bucket,
385
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,914
stoned out of my mind
at a Doodlebops concert,
386
00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:42,618
I would've lit a
menthol, and had a laugh.
387
00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,086
You went to that show?
388
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,221
I stepped in briefly,
389
00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:48,090
Roland Jr.'s a huge
fan of "Wobbly Whoopsy."
390
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,976
Moira, you may not believe this,
391
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,471
but I used to rock out.
392
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:54,105
Well, of course you did,
393
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:56,644
as did anyone with brain cells to kill.
394
00:14:56,975 --> 00:14:58,809
I'm thinking of a
particular night in Monaco
395
00:14:58,835 --> 00:15:01,803
with Maggie Trudeau
and the Rolling Stones.
396
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:04,373
You rocked with the Stones?
397
00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:07,361
All except Charlie, but
every party has a pooper.
398
00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:10,355
Moira, it's like,
399
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:13,448
on the inside I feel
like I'm 19-years-old,
400
00:15:13,549 --> 00:15:16,402
and then I catch a glimpse
of myself in the mirror,
401
00:15:16,427 --> 00:15:19,898
and realize that I'm so not.
402
00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:24,101
Oh Jocelyn, you'll soon
learn that we aging mortals
403
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:26,772
are blessed with
weakening eyes and memories
404
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,971
so we don't have to
really see ourselves.
405
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:34,178
If you love the number 19, you go be 19.
406
00:15:34,203 --> 00:15:37,206
And while you're at it, bet on it.
407
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:39,084
I can't take all of these!
408
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:41,070
It only looks like a lot.
409
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:44,056
Do as you will. Jocelyn,
but whatever you do,
410
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:47,491
rock onwards and upwards!
411
00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:49,376
Mhmm!
412
00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:51,067
Yeah!
413
00:15:52,692 --> 00:15:54,527
(Hushed roar)
414
00:15:55,249 --> 00:15:56,523
(Door slams)
415
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:04,133
(Keys jingle)
416
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:06,025
- Ah, Stevie.
- Oh my God!
417
00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:07,711
I forgot my bag,
418
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,816
and I thought you might have
gone home for the night, so...
419
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,673
Oh no, I was just
about to leave, but uh,
420
00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:13,195
I'm glad I caught you.
421
00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:16,961
Can we pretend today didn't happen?
422
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:19,967
Oh, consider it erased.
423
00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,025
Thank you.
424
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,662
Although, I did wanna
say just one thing,
425
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:27,056
if I could put my friend
cap on for a minute.
426
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:28,633
I'm glad things are working out
427
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,542
with you and your gentleman friend.
428
00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:33,900
And I'm just piecing
things together here.
429
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,499
Thank you, Mr. Rose.
430
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,100
I hope he makes you happy, Stevie,
431
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,009
and that's all that matters to me.
432
00:16:40,546 --> 00:16:42,813
And from this point forward,
I am staying out of it.
433
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:45,018
We never have to talk about this again.
434
00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:47,799
Okay.
435
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,087
Remember Emir?
436
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,213
The guy who came to review the motel?
437
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,783
The one who asked you to lunch?
438
00:16:54,884 --> 00:16:57,385
Yes, that would be him.
439
00:16:57,486 --> 00:17:01,198
Oh! Well, he seems like a nice guy.
440
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:02,791
- Yeah.
- Good job.
441
00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:04,660
Good taste in motels.
442
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,762
And clearly he likes you a lot.
443
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:10,122
And I'm not saying that
just because of the photo.
444
00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,333
Oh my God, Mr. Rose!
445
00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:13,444
- Okay, rewind, please.
- See you tomorrow!
446
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,570
Yeah, okay, see you tomorrow, Stevie.
447
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,574
Does anyone want more Bucky's?
448
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:22,310
No! Who knew everything
would contain chicken?
449
00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:24,737
Oh, that dessert menu was
especially disappointing.
450
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,548
"Black forest tenders."
451
00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:28,492
Jocelyn's still not answering her phone.
452
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:31,574
Well, somebody ought to go look for her!
453
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,924
Tah-dah! (Laughs)
454
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:39,336
Oh, Jocelyn, is that you?
455
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,749
Yes! I took your advice, Moira.
456
00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:43,642
And what advice was that?!
457
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:46,638
Yes, Jocelyn, what advice did I impart
458
00:17:46,663 --> 00:17:50,405
that translated into
this daring new coiffure?
459
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,616
That I can still rock on!
460
00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:54,242
Your chips bought this!
461
00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,954
And you certainly risked
it all, didn't you?
462
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,280
Yeah! (Laughs)
463
00:17:59,306 --> 00:18:01,038
I'm ready to go home.
464
00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:02,550
Okay.
465
00:18:02,652 --> 00:18:04,420
Wow, Jocelyn.
466
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,020
It must feel so light and breezy.
467
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:07,890
Mhmm! (Laughs)
468
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,825
Ha ha! Yeah.
469
00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:11,727
Yes, I love it, too.
470
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:14,506
I know. Thank you.
471
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,199
Thank you.
472
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,277
Do you recognize me from earlier?
473
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,002
I have a new hairdo!
474
00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:23,723
Alexis: Hey Ted, I'll be there soon,
475
00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:26,017
but I just can't leave
David alone right now.
476
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,876
Yeah, no, apparently they
left for dinner at seven.
477
00:18:28,902 --> 00:18:30,269
Radio silence.
478
00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:31,993
Nothing, not a word.
479
00:18:32,325 --> 00:18:35,794
Anyway, I will be there
soon, and I love you so much.
480
00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:36,884
Okay...
481
00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:38,519
Oh my God, imagine?
482
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,855
(Giggles) Muah! Muah!
483
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,688
This is not how I
wanted to spend my night.
484
00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:44,960
Me neither.
485
00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:46,580
And David, I know what you're thinking,
486
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,497
they're probably back at his house,
487
00:18:48,597 --> 00:18:51,542
listening to Frank Ocean,
laughing, and re-hydrating.
488
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,368
Yeah, the more I think about this,
489
00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:55,579
the more I realize it was way too early
490
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,673
to have introduced this
into the relationship.
491
00:18:57,698 --> 00:18:59,584
I mean, I thought I was being mature,
492
00:18:59,608 --> 00:19:02,829
but in actuality, it
was just a classic case
493
00:19:02,855 --> 00:19:04,489
of self-sabotage.
494
00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:06,448
Chill, David.
495
00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,074
Hey! (Thumps table)
496
00:19:09,318 --> 00:19:11,854
Yes, those are all valid points,
497
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:14,346
but this is a moment of growth for you.
498
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:17,326
Was it flawlessly executed? No.
499
00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:18,826
Would I have done it?
500
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:19,994
Hell no.
501
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:21,963
Okay, if this is intended to be helpful,
502
00:19:21,989 --> 00:19:25,048
- you can leave now.
- But what I was gonna say is,
503
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:27,303
if a cute guy that walks into your store
504
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:30,071
is enough to unravel
your whole relationship,
505
00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:31,906
you're better off knowing that now,
506
00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:33,909
than in a year from now.
507
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,336
(Knocking)
508
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,558
Do I want to hear about it?
509
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:52,106
I couldn't do it.
510
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,962
Oh. Come in.
511
00:19:56,598 --> 00:19:57,932
I don't want to date Ken!
512
00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,358
I don't think I ever said "date".
513
00:19:59,384 --> 00:20:01,351
Was it the lack of ground rules?
514
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,257
- Hi. David...
- Mhmm?
515
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,340
I love you, and I really appreciate
516
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:07,685
what you were trying to do for me,
517
00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:11,342
but I feel no need to meet
up with other guys right now.
518
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,491
Okay, I mean...
519
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,684
if that's what you
want, then I guess I'm...
520
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,357
I'm fine with it, I
mean, I'm easy either way.
521
00:20:19,383 --> 00:20:20,771
Oh.
522
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,080
Also, this is gonna sound totally petty,
523
00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:30,107
but something about his shoes
just made me feel really weird,
524
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,667
'cause they were like,
long and pointy, but then...
525
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:34,126
- Squared off at the toe.
- Yes!
526
00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:36,748
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. I know, it's okay.
527
00:20:36,772 --> 00:20:38,673
It's okay.
528
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:43,488
Okay, this is a really long hug now.
529
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:45,951
Just need one more minute, mhmm.
530
00:20:48,552 --> 00:20:53,951
("Every Rose has its
Thorn" by Poison plays)
531
00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:56,811
We all still like it, right?
532
00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:59,615
I think it really brings
out my eyes, right, Gals?
533
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:01,108
Sure.
534
00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:02,855
It's not like we think it's a mistake,
535
00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:05,298
or we regret it, right?
536
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,402
Oh, you never regret
a good time, Jocelyn.
537
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:09,736
Thank you, Moira.
538
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,872
You'd tell me the truth, I know.
539
00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:13,140
(Nervous laugh)
540
00:21:13,164 --> 00:21:14,935
It's really short.
541
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:19,703
♪ Every rose has its thorn ♪
542
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:24,728
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