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- Morning.
- Morning, Big Chip.
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Hey, Chip? No, no, no, no...
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Can I please take a shower?
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If I don't take a shower, I'm gonna die.
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- Will you hold Little Chip?
- I was...
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I need to go to the rodeo.
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Honey, you need to change his diaper.
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I was up five times last night, Jode.
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- You do it. It's just piss.
- I have to get to Arby's,
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The cloth diapers take
forever to change.
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They're slow to change,
fast to biodegrade, Jode.
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Is that a good thing?
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Baby's crying keep
you up last night, Chip?
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Uh...
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- No, I didn't...
- We're trying to let him cry it out,
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- you know? It's like a method.
- Yeah. It's, um...
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It's noisy, yeah, but, uh...
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- Yeah.
- ... it's cute.
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Yeah, man, ain't he cute?
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Can you believe we made
that little Chip baby?
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Yeah, God, yeah.
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Greatest thing that's
ever happened to me, man.
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- Rent's due.
- Huh?
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Rent is due.
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Yeah, um...
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Actually, my wallet's right here.
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It's okay, baby.
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It's okay.
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Yeah, that should work.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna
take Claire to dinner.
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Can you babysit?
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- When?
- Hey, we're going to dinner tonight!
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- Tonight?
- Is that cool, man?
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You need to bond with the baby.
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Oh.
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- Yeah, I guess so. I...
- Oh, man, thank you so much.
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That's... That's awesome, man.
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Hey, it's all right.
Hey, it's Uncle Chip.
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All right, see you. Thanks, buddy.
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Oh, Chip, hey.
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- Yeah.
- He's pooping.
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Can you just take the diaper
and scrape all the shit out of it
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and put it in the dirty diaper bucket?
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Thank you so much,
I'll be out in an hour.
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Aw, I shouldn't do this,
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but I'm just gonna get
some disposable diapers
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for Baby Chip.
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Um, I think they're over here.
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- Okay, okay.
- Baby Chip, huh?
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I wish somebody would
name a baby after me.
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Well, it's not that easy, Martha.
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Baby Chip cries a lot.
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- Most babies do, I've heard.
- Hey.
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How do you know when
a baby is possessed?
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I think it's like if he
has a really deep voice
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- or projectile-vomits.
- Yeah?
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Or his head spins all the way around.
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But that last one might be fake.
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Thank you for the information.
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- Thank you so much.
- Chip, it sounds like
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your living situation
is pretty untenable.
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I'm gonna find
an apartment for you, okay?
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It took me 73 tries to find mine.
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It can be really daunting.
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Martha, look,
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I live with Baby Chip now,
Jode and Trinity.
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That's just who I live with...
They're my family.
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I need stool softeners.
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Okay. Then, Chip,
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do you want to know what my
new life coach would say?
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You have a life coach?
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- Yeah.
- But don't you need a life first?
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Hey, those are free samples.
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Look at that.
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Is this, uh, chili safe for babies?
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I need somebody to check
all the light bulbs.
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In the bathrooms, in the waiting rooms,
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throughout the whole rodeo,
please, if somebody can do that.
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And then, if you could order
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urinal cakes, that would be helpful.
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Amazon is out of urinal cakes.
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How is Amazon out of urinal cakes?
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Double-check, please. Okay?
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That's a hell of a name to
calls omething like that, a cake.
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And then, the-the bleachers,
especially the northwest corner
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- of the, uh...
- Sorry, excuse me.
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Hate to interrupt. Oh, hey,
Eddie, how are you doing?
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- Oh. Sober.
- Hi.
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- Sober?
- Yeah.
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Oh, good to... good. Good. Hi-hi. Hi.
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Hey.
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Uh, Daniel Kwon, um... I'm your, uh,
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from the church next door,
I'm a friend of your mother's.
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My mother's told me about you, yeah.
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I know who you are... sorry.
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Yeah... I... Excuse me.
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So, listen, can you,
can you do me a favor?
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Could you ask your mother if we can rent
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your parking lot during
our church service?
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Our attendance is
going through the roof.
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Absolutely, we can, uh... You know what?
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We don't need to call her.
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What kind of money are we talking about?
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Uh, we got about $300?
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- Can you do it for $400?
- Uh... $325?
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- How about $320?
- Perfect. Okay, great.
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Thanks. Great to meet
you guys. Thank you.
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All right, thank you.
I'll talk to you later.
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Wait a second.
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You have one new message.
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Hey, Chip, it's your mother.
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I'm here with Ken and Susan.
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Susan says hi.
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Daniel says he met with you,
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and you're quite the little negotiator.
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Thanks for bringing
in the business, Chip.
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We're so proud of you, son!
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- I can call him that now, can't I?
- Yes.
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- I thought I could.
- Well, you did, so...
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Hi, little boy.
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Hi, little boy. Come to Mama.
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- Aw...
- Good boy.
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- Is there a disposable?
- That's cool. All good.
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Thanks, Big Chip.
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That's a good boy.
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Anyway, keep up the good work,
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honey, and good night.
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Does it hang up on its own,
or do I have to click off?
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- Is everything okay?
- It's fine. It's okay.
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It's just that Baby, um...
Baby Chip threw up everywhere
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in the middle of the night
and he almost choked to death.
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But it's okay, he didn't.
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He didn't, did you?
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- Baby...
- Okay, here, take the baby.
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- Change his jammies.
- The baby just freaked out
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and spewed everywhere.
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Go get us some new sheets.
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Okay?
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Wait, where they at?
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God, Jody...!
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Give me my baby.
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- Give him to me.
- Let me get that phone.
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Pick it up.
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There. Oh, it's okay.
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Hello? Dr. Rubinstein?
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Hey, man. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks, man.
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What did he say?
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He wants me to go get Pedialyte.
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I got to go to the 24-hour
pharmacy on 15th.
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- No, don't leave me!
- It's okay, baby.
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Don't leave me, baby!
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- It's gonna be okay. All right?
- Baby...
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Okay, I-I-I-I-I'll go.
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I can go. Yeah, I'll go.
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Chip, your mom keeps calling.
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Huh? Yeah?
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- Chip?
- Huh?
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Daniel Kwon called me.
He says no one was
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- at the rodeo to open the parking lot.
- What? Oh, di...
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- He's been waiting there an hour.
- Huh?
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Chip?
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Did the people at that
apartment give you some drugs?
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Yeah.
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It's open! Come on!
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He's new at this, Christine.
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I'm sure it was just a one-time thing.
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The rodeo's too much
responsibility for him.
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He's really just
a front-of-the-house guy.
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Just go easy on him.
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I love you, Ken,
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but I don't agree with
your management style.
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- What up, what up?
- Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Are you, you living with a baby now?
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This is uh, Baby Chip, Mrs. Baskets.
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We named him after Big Chip, the hero.
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He saved Baby Chip last night,
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- so...
- Wow.
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... we brought...
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- Arby's. Free.
- Free Arby's.
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Curly fries, uh, and two Big Kahunas.
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- This one kind of opened up.
- Oh.
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- Here you go.
- Well, that's very nice of you.
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You take that, honey.
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I need to talk to the big Chip.
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All right, cool. Peace.
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- Jesus.
- What do you want?
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- Wh-Where are we going?
- Is he a maniac or what?
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There's a baby in there.
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So, Chip, what's your plan?
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Uh... I don't know, I was gonna
go back to the apartment
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and take a nap and then
maybe have a siesta.
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And then, after that, take a break.
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No. What's the plan for your life, Chip?
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What's your one-year plan?
What's your five-year plan?
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Every man should
have a plan for his future.
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Yeah. Uh...
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When you're our age,
are you still gonna be living
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with these circus geeks and their kid?
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Well, I really haven't thought
of it, but, God, I hope not.
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You need to find
a serious place to live.
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Until you do, please come home.
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- Chris...
- What? We've got so much room.
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You'll hardly know he's there.
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Chip.
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- Chip?
- Yes.
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You're sleeping
while I'm talking to you.
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I just want you to know
you're welcome to come home.
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Um...
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Well, Martha's looking
for apartments, Mom,
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I apprec... I-I do appreciate that,
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and I-I just don't want
to disappoint her.
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Yeah, I think Chip's got
a handle on this, Christine.
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Why don't we just enjoy
the food? It's free.
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Have you seen any of the
places that Martha has picked out?
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That would be a negative. No.
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Chip, you've got to look at the places
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in order to pick one.
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Look at this.
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That's a good one.
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It's good, uh, economy. Single.
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Yeah. Well, at least
this one has a window.
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Ooh. It smells funny in here.
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Um, that's just 'cause your
other senses are heightened.
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How much is this place?
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- $900.
- No, no, let me handle it.
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Allen, I've been working
with a life coach.
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- Uh-huh.
- ... and I'm sorry,
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but I'm gonna have to be
really assertive with you.
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- We are not...
- Oh, my God...
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Uh, good window.
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Good, good view.
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- Maybe we'll keep looking.
- Uh...
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I'm so tired.
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I don't know if this is the
best time for me to be doing this.
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I-I mean, all this... searching.
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Well, why don't you just
move back in with your mom?
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- Save money.
- What am I saving money for?
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- Cashmere socks.
- What?
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- Mom, you're awake.
- I have to go pee-pee.
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- Oh.
- What's this place?
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- Where?
- I don't know, it looks cool.
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- Where?
- W... this place.
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That building. Pull over.
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- Okay.
- Put your turn signal on.
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Oh, God.
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- Oh... sorry, guys.
- What was that?
250
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I'm sorry. Are you all right, Mom?
251
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Yeah, I think I'll survive.
252
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,370
Hey, look at this. Open house.
253
00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:21,907
Oh, Bullet Towers?
254
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,524
This place is new.
255
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,104
Hey, Mom, do you mind if we go in?
256
00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:27,082
They probably have
a bathroom you can use.
257
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:28,496
Oh, thank God.
258
00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:32,524
Bullet Towers,
the future of Bakersfield.
259
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A sophisticated standard of living.
260
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Luxurious amenities,
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00:11:36,619 --> 00:11:38,766
marble counters in every kitchen,
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walking distance from
Bakersfield's finest shops,
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00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,407
and only a few steps from
California's bullet train.
264
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Zoom to the metropolis of your choice,
265
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,195
all while enjoying the calm
sanctuary of Bakersfield.
266
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Come taste the future at Bullet Towers.
267
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This is our standard studio unit,
268
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and I'm actually in one of these...
269
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It's exceptional.
270
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Um, everything is brand-new.
271
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- Central AC, gas range...
- Yeah. It's nice.
272
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Uh, yeah. Access to
common area roof deck.
273
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Um, counter-counters that are marble
274
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if you choose the right ones,
275
00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:14,993
but they didn't in this one.
276
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Um, so, and then, and then this unit
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has central courtyard
views and washer-dryer.
278
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,907
- Oh, look at this.
- It's a really,
279
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really great community
that we're building here.
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- Nice view.
- Do you two have kids?
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Who?
282
00:12:30,329 --> 00:12:32,563
- Or...
- No, that's, that's just Martha
283
00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:33,994
and that's her visually impaired mother.
284
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,502
She's probably looking for
the restroom right now.
285
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:36,893
- Oh.
- Whoopsie.
286
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,783
So you'd be getting
in on the ground floor
287
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,332
of a really great investment,
288
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,807
especially in seven
to nine years from now,
289
00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:44,986
- when the bullet train's completed.
- Right.
290
00:12:45,011 --> 00:12:47,072
- Yeah.
- Uh, yes, thank you, we have eyes.
291
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,697
Let's get down to brass tacks:
292
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what is the monthly rent on this place?
293
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:52,939
Oh, I'm s-sorry,
I think that there's been
294
00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,291
a little bit of a misunderstanding
295
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,840
'cause this is a condo,
so you wouldn't be renting,
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you'd be buying.
297
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:02,424
Oh. So I'd be a... I'd be a homeowner.
298
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,755
Well, that's out of his price range.
299
00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:08,221
This was obviously a huge
waste of time. Mom, Chip.
300
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,690
- Martha.
- Let's go.
301
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:12,768
Okay. It's a nice place.
302
00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:15,022
Yeah.
303
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,142
Those are free, right?
304
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,096
- Mm, yup.
- Thanks.
305
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:22,932
- Okay. So, you interested in...?
- In the waters.
306
00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:24,518
- Okay.
- Let's go!
307
00:13:26,246 --> 00:13:29,761
I like that place, but all
this is a waste of time, Martha,
308
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:30,871
all of it.
309
00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:35,081
Here, Chiparoo, can't open it.
310
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,114
- Mm.
- Oh.
311
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,383
We can keep looking.
312
00:13:38,408 --> 00:13:40,323
I mean, why am I moving anyway?
313
00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:42,269
I can just get
noise-canceling headphones
314
00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:43,831
or earmuffs or whatever.
315
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,871
You know, my life coach
could really help you.
316
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,252
Life... Do you really have a life coach?
317
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,824
I thought that was a joke.
Is that why you're acting so weird?
318
00:13:51,849 --> 00:13:53,113
- I can't get this open.
- What?
319
00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:55,355
What time is it?
320
00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:58,987
Fudge. I have to be at
class in five minutes.
321
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,714
Do you mind if we do that
first on the way to your place?
322
00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:04,417
Yes, I actually do mind
'cause Baby Chip is expecting me.
323
00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:06,230
Here, I can't get this open.
324
00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:09,449
Well, it's too late, we're almost there.
325
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,722
- Oh, God.
- It'll be good for you.
326
00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:21,984
Just doesn't seem like
you to leave your mom
327
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:23,345
sitting in a car, that's all.
328
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,214
Well, I cracked the window.
329
00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:28,284
Okay, I'm-I'm gonna get out of here.
330
00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,066
This is not my scene.
I'm just gonna get some food.
331
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,097
Okay, well, can you at least
332
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,907
grab some meatballs for my mom?
333
00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,535
- Okay.
- Martha.
334
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,344
- Oh. Hey.
- Hi, dear.
335
00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:38,902
I'm so glad you came.
336
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,480
Hello, newcomer, what's your name?
337
00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:45,050
Oh, no, Martha...
Martha dragged me here.
338
00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,613
My name's Chip,
I'm not, I'm not staying.
339
00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:49,566
I'm-I'm just gonna get some meatballs,
340
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:52,207
- then go to sleep in the car.
- Oh, that's okay, Chip.
341
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:55,363
Um, this is my life coach Tammy. Stay.
342
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:58,609
Well, hello, Chip, welcome.
343
00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:03,253
I ask nothing of you
except honesty, discretion,
344
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,673
an open mind, and, of course, no phones.
345
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,769
Everybody, give a hand to Chip,
346
00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,274
who's here for the first time tonight!
347
00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:13,371
No, I'm not... I'm not here to...
348
00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,074
Okay, Jonah, I hear you,
349
00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:17,832
but I need you to be
a lot more specific.
350
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,433
I've been fired from
all food court places,
351
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,830
except for Salad Euphoria.
352
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,541
- Okay, I've had enough.
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,103
- So I started cutting myself again.
- Thank you for inviting me,
354
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,464
or forcing me to come here.
355
00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:28,667
- Chip...
- Of course you did.
356
00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:30,284
- Please don't go.
- It makes sense.
357
00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:31,582
You were out of control.
358
00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:32,621
- When we cut...
- Sorry.
359
00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:33,646
... it's because we want to
360
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,005
- get some control.
- Apologies.
361
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:38,012
You're letting others
take control over you.
362
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,090
Who's controlling you?
363
00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,871
Is it your bullying, hateful brother?
364
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:47,199
Is it a powerless father?
Is it a controlling mother?
365
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,293
Who's in control?
366
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,715
You are in charge.
367
00:15:51,086 --> 00:15:53,724
I want to hear you say it.
I am in F-ing charge.
368
00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:55,552
I am in F-ing charge.
369
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:57,982
Everybody here say it because
it's true for all of you.
370
00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:00,812
I am in F-ing charge.
371
00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:04,278
Chip, someone texting you?
372
00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,677
- You can sit.
- Uh...
373
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,130
No, I was just, uh...
374
00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:11,866
It's okay. Do you want to take
a moment and answer the text?
375
00:16:12,224 --> 00:16:13,224
No, it's just, uh...
376
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:15,357
Can I see your phone?
I'd like to see who you're texting.
377
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:18,458
Give it to me. I'm...
378
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,002
I'm not so scary as you think I am.
379
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:23,021
I really am not, right, everybody?
380
00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:26,521
Aw, what a cutie.
381
00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:27,888
Is he yours?
382
00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,997
He's my roommate.
I mean, I live with him.
383
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,402
Come here, Chip.
384
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,036
Mm-hmm.
385
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,021
Well, put your phone away.
386
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:41,302
You're about to do something
very important for yourself.
387
00:16:41,613 --> 00:16:43,528
Everyone here
388
00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:47,396
is trying their goddamn best
389
00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:49,794
to find a way to get what they want.
390
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,138
Right, everybody?
391
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,028
What do you want, Chip?
392
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,747
What do you want?
393
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,919
Uh, I don't know.
394
00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,732
I care about you, Chip.
395
00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:06,935
More than I want anything,
I want you to get it.
396
00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:08,923
You deserve it.
397
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,411
What do you want?
398
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,634
I want to move out of
the place l'm living in.
399
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:22,191
I work all day, then I go home at night
400
00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:23,354
to help out with the baby,
401
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,239
and the baby cries all the time,
and I'm exhausted.
402
00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:29,544
What's stopping you?
403
00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:32,411
I can't find an apartment.
404
00:17:33,311 --> 00:17:35,128
I found him three apartments.
405
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,965
- Ugh...
- But he didn't like any of 'em.
406
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,099
- Except the, the condo, but...
- Ugh...
407
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,786
he can't afford to buy it.
408
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,138
See what else I've
been dealing with here?
409
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,435
You know, Martha,
he's got to do this for himself.
410
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,245
Can't afford? What does that mean?
411
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,521
It means I don't have the money
412
00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:50,357
- for an apartment.
- No, no. No.
413
00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:53,054
What does it really mean?
414
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,403
Let's look at this another way.
415
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,325
You are Chip.
416
00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,044
Chip who?
417
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,207
- Baskets.
- I know my last name, Martha.
418
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:03,481
Ba-Baskets.
419
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:05,787
- Chip Baskets?
- Yeah.
420
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:06,812
Wow.
421
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,435
Chip Baskets.
422
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:11,607
Your mother liked a lot of Mexican food.
423
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,491
What do you do
for a living, Chip Baskets?
424
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,403
I'm a rodeo clown.
425
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:21,450
My mom owns and runs a rodeo,
426
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,646
and I-I clown there
during the rodeo season.
427
00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:26,607
He also does birthday parties.
428
00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:27,966
Martha, no.
429
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:29,857
- Quiet.
- You clown
430
00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:32,528
in front of rodeo bulls?
431
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:33,724
Mm-hmm.
432
00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:36,239
A baby can't do that, Chip.
433
00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,786
A baby pees in his diaper.
Big Chip doesn't do that.
434
00:18:39,811 --> 00:18:42,060
Baby Chip can't even walk.
435
00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:44,052
Big Chip can run.
436
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,814
Big Chip can get his own apartment.
437
00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:48,802
What makes you think you
can't get your own apartment?
438
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,333
- I can't get the money for that...
- No, no, no.
439
00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:52,786
It's not about the money.
440
00:18:52,811 --> 00:18:53,875
Look in my eyes.
441
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,954
Go... deeper!
442
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,333
Who's in charge of you?
443
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,124
Let's go there. Jonah?
Tell him who's in charge.
444
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:04,302
Uh...
445
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,327
I forgot.
446
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,042
You are in charge of you.
447
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,521
What are you afraid of?
448
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,027
I'm...
449
00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,286
What is it? Change?
450
00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:19,943
If I get the apartment,
then I might have...
451
00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,013
might have to change,
is that what you're saying?
452
00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:25,146
Yes, you'd have to earn more.
You'd have a mortgage.
453
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:26,888
But you'd be happy.
454
00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:29,755
Uh, I want to, I...
455
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,872
I want to be happy,
I'm just frightened of it.
456
00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,747
- Aw...
- If I know how to do it.
457
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:36,568
That's it, that's it, that's it.
458
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,489
He said he's scared to be happy,
but he wants to be happy.
459
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,263
He found it, everybody.
460
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,872
You found it.
461
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:49,040
Okay, everybody, he found it.
462
00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:54,318
All right, now let's get
you that apartment!
463
00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,044
- Ken.
- In the kitchen.
464
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,020
I'm thinking we should order a pizza.
465
00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,575
I just feel like, uh,
eating and going to bed.
466
00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:10,668
- Voilà!
- Oh. What is this?
467
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,262
- You got to try this.
- Where did you get this?
468
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,566
- Olive spread.
- Oh, good.
469
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:16,778
With cheese and cracker.
470
00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:19,330
- Oh, my God.
- And a little sliced tomato.
471
00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:20,768
You're cheering me up already.
472
00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:24,802
- Mmm. Mmm!
- Good, huh? Yeah.
473
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,599
And so distinctive, the taste.
474
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,187
You know,
475
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,345
I just wanted things
to go well for Chip.
476
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:36,562
Yeah, Chip's an independent guy.
He did fine today.
477
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,648
We're only there to help
out when he needs us.
478
00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:42,616
You're so wise, you know?
479
00:20:42,757 --> 00:20:44,443
I should listen to you more.
480
00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:47,562
I can be such a know-it-all.
481
00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:50,266
Hello, Chip.
482
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,379
Hey, Mom.
483
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,937
Investment.
484
00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:55,687
Uh, Mom, I wanted to tell you
485
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,562
about an investment opportunity.
486
00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,741
Chip, I'm gonna tell you about
487
00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:01,507
olive "tap-pen-yah-dee."
488
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,418
Ken just rooted around the boxes,
489
00:21:04,443 --> 00:21:08,752
and he found me
a delicious crudités tray.
490
00:21:09,362 --> 00:21:10,435
That sounds good.
491
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,655
It was out of this world.
492
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,507
I just never had anything like it.
493
00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:14,921
Investment.
494
00:21:14,946 --> 00:21:16,513
Okay, yeah, I'll look into that.
495
00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:19,163
But-but-but, listen, hey,
there-there's a, u-um,
496
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,843
a new condo on the east side of town
497
00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:22,391
called the Bullet Towers, Mom?
498
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:26,045
Oh, you found a place to live,
Chip? That's great.
499
00:21:26,225 --> 00:21:29,732
But I need, um... I need a down payment.
500
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,350
You'll pay her back.
501
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,154
And I'll-I'll pay you back, uh,
502
00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:35,521
w-with interest, so it'll be
a good investment for you.
503
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:36,896
- Mmm.
- What's going on?
504
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,838
He, uh, found a-a condo,
the Bullet House, and
505
00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:45,046
it's in a complex and he,
uh, needs a down payment.
506
00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,551
Looks like he needs us, right?
507
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:49,950
Yeah.
508
00:21:50,586 --> 00:21:53,486
It looks like he needs us. Hmm.
509
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:55,713
Yeah, I'm still here.
510
00:21:57,028 --> 00:21:58,028
Okay.
511
00:21:58,889 --> 00:22:00,017
I understand.
512
00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:03,396
Okay.
513
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,108
Bye.
514
00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:08,998
She said yes.
515
00:22:10,284 --> 00:22:13,478
Yeah, yes! My favorite word.
516
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,113
Come on, we're gonna dance.
517
00:22:15,138 --> 00:22:17,056
- I don't dance.
- Yeah, well, we all dance.
518
00:22:17,081 --> 00:22:18,830
We're gonna dance to the word "yes."
519
00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:22,377
Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
520
00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:26,087
You are a homeowner now!
521
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,744
Yay, Chip!
522
00:22:27,769 --> 00:22:30,510
Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
523
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,681
Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
524
00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:36,166
Oh, my goodness, these are
so tight... your shoulders.
525
00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:37,463
We dance here.
526
00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:40,291
You're gonna have to loosen
up a little to hang out here.
527
00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:42,384
Go, Chip! Go, Chip!
528
00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:43,474
Go, Chip!
529
00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:47,623
♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪
530
00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,482
♪ We're on the move ♪
531
00:22:53,263 --> 00:22:55,592
♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪
532
00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:56,670
♪ No, no, no ♪
533
00:22:56,695 --> 00:22:58,068
♪ We're on the move ♪
534
00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:01,427
♪ We're moving, we're grooving ♪
535
00:23:01,452 --> 00:23:04,852
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