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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Well, according
to this article,
the first year of marriage
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is the toughest
and the key to survival
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is keeping the lines
of communication open.
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We communicate,
don't we, Larry?
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Larry?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
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Larry!
Kidding. Kidding.
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Just kidding.
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Everyone, big news!
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that Mr. Finley made
out of Popsicle sticks.
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It's Pittsburgh even though
my first guess was St. Louis.
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But then I saw that
it didn't have a big arch.
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Where was I? Oh, yeah.
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Come on, we gotta
go over there.
You gotta come and see this.
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Mary Anne!
MARY ANNE: Ahhh!
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Oh, put on some clothes and
come on over to the Finleys.
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Come on. Everyone, come on.
You gotta see this. Come on.
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What's going on?
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Uh, something
about the Finleys'
Popsicle stick city.
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Oh, I've seen it.
It's Pittsburgh.
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Am I speaking
a foreign language?
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Balki, we are not going
to the Finleys'.
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If we go to the Finleys',
he'll talk about fishing
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and she'll show us the sweater
she knitted for her dog.
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Cousin, Mr. Finley told me
the most amazing thing.
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We're not the only ones
living in this house.
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We have a ghost! Oh!
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Here's the topper!
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They tell me
that the ghost living
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in the room
at the top of the stairs.
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You know who's room that is?
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That's my room! Oh!
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A ghost. That would explain
so many things.
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Like why the garage door opens
and closes by itself.
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Mary Anne, we have
a remote control.
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So what's your point?
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I'm telling you,
do you realize
how lucky we are?
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I mean, on Mypos, it's a huge
honor to live
in a haunted hut.
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I mean, it-it-it brings
good luck to the occupants
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and it wards off evil
and then, of course
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there's someone to pick up the
mail when you're on vacation.
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Balki, there is no ghost.
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The Finleys sold you
a bunch of hogwash.
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I didn't even know
they had hogs.
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(LAUGHS)
There, there are no
such things as ghosts?
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What do they teach you people
in school?
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Balki, the whole idea
of a ghost is a little silly.
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No, no, it is not silly.
It is an honor.
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You know,
ghosts are very particular
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about who they move in with.
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We should be grateful that
Chester decided
to live with us.
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Who is Chester?
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Chester Bainbridge?
He's our ghost.
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Haven't you been listening?
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You know, I'm gonna call Mama
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and-and share my good news
with her.
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She's gonna be so jealous.
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All right, Jennifer,
if there is no ghost,
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how do you explain
the sound of water running
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in the middle of the night?
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Easy, Larry gets thirsty
right after we...
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Believe me, it's not a ghost.
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Cousin, just take a look
at the book.
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Take a look
at any part of the book.
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Just a sentence,
just one sentence.
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Just look at one word!
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Get the book out of my face.
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Hey, cousin, if I could
just direct your attention
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to this one little page.
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Balki, for the last time,
I don't care what
the book says.
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We do not have a ghost.
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Oh, and I suppose
the oven just cleans itself.
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Mary Anne, it's nice
to know there's one person
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who, who believes
what I'm talking about.
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Oh, Balki, I always believe
what you're talking about
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even when I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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All right, how about
a movie after dinner?
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Sounds good.
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Cousin, cousin, cousin,
if-if you just...
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If you just take a look,
take a look right there.
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Cousin, this book is written
by a college professor
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Michael Williams Fudd.
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Michael Williams Fudd?
Michael Williams Fudd.
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Michael Williams, PhD.
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And I still say
there's no ghost
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and I'm gonna go get
the movie section.
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But, but there's,
there's a whole chapter
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on-on Chester Bainbridge.
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There's even a picture
of my room. Look.
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You see that fuzzy spot?
That's Chester.
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Michael Williams
photographed Chester himself.
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Michael Williams,
I saw him on Nightline.
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W-what does he say
about Chester?
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and a, a compulsive gambler
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and he bet a fortune
that the Chicago Cubs
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will win
the 1929 World Series.
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The '29 Series.
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The Cubs lost in five games
to Philadelphia.
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Jimmie Foxx hit .350
during that series.
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Some things just stick
in my head for no reason.
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Other things
go right through it.
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Anyway, uh, um...
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Uh, Chester couldn't
pay off his bet
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and so they found him
stuffed into a trunk
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in the closet in my room.
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Balki, show me
the, the picture
of Chester in this book.
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Now, look, see?
Right there. That's him.
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You-you, i-if you,
if you squint...
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Just right, it looks like
he's got a Chicago Cubs hat.
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You-you got to, you-you
gotta tilt your head
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to-to the left.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right in there, huh?
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Oh, Larry, Larry,
there's an actual photograph
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of our ghost in Balki's room.
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I left the room
for two minutes,
suddenly you're seeing ghosts?
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Well, Larry, Michael Williams
is a leading parapsychologist.
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If he says Chester
is upstairs,
maybe he is.
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Cousin, look at the picture.
Squint.
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Tilt your head to the left
and close one eye.
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All right, all right,
there will
be no more talk of ghosts
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in this house, is that clear?
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All right, there is no ghost
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and there is no way
you can prove there is.
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That's where you're wrong,
Mr. Pouting Thomas.
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According to
Professor Williams,
Chester Bainbridge appears
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at sundown every year
on the anniversary
of his death
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which happens to be tonight.
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So if you would be so kind
as to come up to my room,
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I'll be happy
to introduce you.
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Well, I tell you
what we're gonna do.
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It's almost sundown now,
we're all gonna go up
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to Balki's room
and wait for the ghost.
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When he doesn't appear,
you'll see I was right
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and then Jennifer and I
are going to the movies, okay?
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Cousin, that sounds
like a great idea.
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Now before we go up there
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we've got to go
over some ghost etiquette.
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Ah.
Cousin, now.
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Listen, when
the ghost appears,
whatever you do
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don't say,
"Who you're gonna call?"
They really hate that.
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Chester?
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Hello?
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We're here.
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Well, I guess
we are a little early.
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Come on in. Come on.
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Balki, when did you find time
to do all this decorating?
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What decorating?
I just unpacked.
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You're not?
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Chester the ghost.
Oh, right.
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(SCREAMS)
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His eyes are following me.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Well-well, you're right.
They...
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They do seem to be moving.
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Well, of course, they are.
Don't be ridiculous.
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I paid extra for the poster
with the movable eyes
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and the scratch-and-sniff
cologne.
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It's Wayne's own fragrance.
It's called Wayne Drops.
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I haven't decided yet
where to put the poster.
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Now here's my dilemma.
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I would love it to be
the first thing you see
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when you walk into the room.
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over here in the morning sun.
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What to do, what to do?
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There is nothing
to be afraid of.
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There is no ghost.
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Chester Bainbridge was just
some guy who was dumb enough
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to hide from the mob
in his own room.
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What did you do that for?
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Do what?
You shoved me.
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No, I didn't shove you.
Well, somebody shoved me.
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(GASPS)
It's Chester!
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Hey, Chester!
Chester, hi! How are you?
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Now-now-now there is no ghost!
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But just take that.
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Cousin.
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Don't ever be rude
to a ghost.
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You see, they're a lot
like alligators.
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They're fun to have
around the house
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just as long as
they're in a good mood.
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Okay, okay, all right.
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Chester, if you're here,
show me!
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Come on.
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Do-do that voodoo
that you do so well.
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There, you see? Nothing.
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I was right.
There is no ghost.
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Now come on, Jennifer.
Let's go to the movies.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Larry, you wanted proof
of a ghost.
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I think we have it.
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Th-there's gotta be
a-a logical
explanation for this.
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Cousin, give it up.
We're in mid-air.
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Okay, okay, how about this?
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The furnace malfunctioned
creating a backdraft
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w-which came up
through the vents,
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uh, which created a-a thermal
vacuum causing things to rise.
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Kind of like
what keeps airplanes up.
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Really? Well, what keeps
interest rates up?
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Thanks for the ride, Chester.
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What about Cousin Larry?
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Okay, we're all safely back
on the ground, no harm done.
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I admit something strange
just happened.
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I have no idea what,
but it has
nothing to do with a ghost.
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Larry, I don't know what kind
of sign you're looking for,
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but this house
is obviously haunted.
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I'm going to a hotel.
Are you coming?
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No! No! I refuse to be
driven from my home
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by something
that doesn't exist.
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Well, if you wanna
stay here, fine
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but I'll be
at the Kingsley Court.
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Come on, Mary Anne.
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we open the refrigerator,
the light goes on.
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No, Mary Anne,
the light goes on because...
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Yes, having the ghost
would explain that.
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Nice work, Balki.
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I'm sleeping alone tonight.
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Thanks to you
and your idiot ghost.
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Cousin, cousin, cousin,
don't call Chester an idiot.
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Ghosts resent having
their intelligence belittled.
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They think because
they've seen
the whole universe,
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they know everything.
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Okay, he's not an idiot.
He's a jerk!
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Cousin!
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Now do you think
Chester would be upset
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if I went down to the basement
and checked the furnace?
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He might be.
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It was just a breeze.
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(THUD)
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The foundation's settling.
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00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,626
(EERIE MUSIC)
247
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,632
Okay, this is
a little bit harder.
248
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,907
(GHOST MOANS)
249
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,413
What the hell was that?
250
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,253
CHESTER:
That was my terrifying
ghost moan imitation.
251
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,455
I've been working on it.
How do you like it?
252
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,991
Like it? We love it!
253
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,293
Can you do Elvis?
254
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,331
CHESTER:
Do him? I played cards
with Elvis last night.
255
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,200
So he is dead.
256
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,073
What is it
with you people and Elvis?
257
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,877
Cousin, cousin, look.
It's, it's Chester.
258
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,412
Hi, Chester.
259
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:21,154
Balki, we have a ghost.
260
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,456
No.
261
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,628
The little guy
catches on quick.
262
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:32,165
Chester, I-I didn't mean to
call you an idiot
or-or a jerk.
263
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,135
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Are we square? Uh-uh, shake?
264
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,942
Ah, you're too late.
You blew it.
265
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,912
You think you're so smart
just because you're alive.
266
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,714
Well, I can fix that.
267
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,017
No more Mr. Nice Ghost!
268
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,556
Nice going, cousin.
269
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,026
Now we have an angry ghost
on our hands.
270
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,461
We're gonna have to figure out
a way to get rid of him.
271
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,762
Oh, it's okay.
Everything will be fine.
272
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,264
I'll-I'll just apologize.
273
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,066
No, no, cousin,
it's too late for that.
274
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,700
Apologizing won't work.
275
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,336
Sure, it'll work.
It always works.
276
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,638
I do something to you,
you get mad.
277
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,573
I apologize, you forgive me.
278
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,308
Same thing
happens with Jennifer.
279
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,810
It's a beautiful system.
280
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,812
Cousin, I don't think that--
Don't think. Don't think.
281
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,449
Cousin, just let me finish.
Just don't think--
282
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,251
I did--
Just listen to me--
283
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,720
No, no, no, I know about--
Let me try it--
284
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,589
All right, fine, fine.
Thank you. Thank you.
285
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,591
Have it your way.
286
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,896
Chester,
I am really, really sorry.
287
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,931
I, you know, I-I don't
know what came over me.
288
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,501
Just, you know, sometimes
I, I get in these moods.
289
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,536
Ah, well, you know,
I've been going through
290
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:47,607
a lot of changes lately.
291
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,676
(CHESTER MOANS)
292
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,478
Did you see that?
293
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,083
If that had hit me,
it would have killed me!
294
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,185
Now he is trying to hurt me.
295
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,254
Just, just please
do something.
296
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,224
You have to drive him away.
297
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:08,027
Go ahead! How do we do that?
298
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,263
is you've got
to, to make him angry
299
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,699
and then, and then
if you make him angry enough
300
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,137
he'll use up all his energy
by having a ghostly tantrum.
301
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:21,040
And you know, cousin,
why don't you try it?
302
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,243
You're good
at making people angry.
303
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,548
Chester, when you died,
304
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,319
you were so ugly,
they buried you face down.
305
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,626
Didn't work.
Nothing's happening.
306
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,333
I think that something,
something is
kind of happening.
307
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,400
What's going on there?
308
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,204
I'm-I'm not quite sure,
309
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,675
and I have a feeling that
Chester has control
of my hand.
310
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,076
Oh!
311
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,581
I can't control it!
What? What?
312
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,084
I still think Chester
has control of my hand!
313
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,155
Stop it!
Oh, cousin!
314
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,826
(GRUNTING)
315
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,528
(GROANING)
316
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,730
Oo-ooh-oo!
317
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,966
(GAGGING)
318
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,270
Okay, okay, I think
we've got him on the run
319
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,205
because-because
he let go of me.
320
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,839
Maybe, maybe I should
have a go at it.
321
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,375
All right, go for it.
Go for it!
Get him! Get him!
322
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,577
Okay, okay, um, uh, uh,
323
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:35,248
Chester you have the spleen
of a cowardly goat!
324
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,254
Oh, you're getting him.
You're getting him!
325
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,323
Okay, okay, uh, uh,
326
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,993
may, may you fall on your face
327
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,928
with your hands
in your pockets.
328
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,130
(LAUGHING)
329
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,367
Balki?
Yeah?
330
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,369
I think you did it.
I do, too!
331
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,339
I think he's gone!
332
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,777
So do I. I think he's--
333
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,481
I think he's gone
from the premises.
334
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,350
Yes.
335
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,886
I don't hear him.
I don't hear him anywhere.
336
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,388
Amazing! We did it!
337
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,991
We did it! We drove the ghost
from the house!
338
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,828
(SCREAMS)
339
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,564
Oh, no! Oh, no!
340
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,165
Balki! Balki!
341
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,403
(PANTING)
342
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,205
(SCREAMS)
343
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,706
Oh, no!
344
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,141
(GRUNTING)
345
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,409
Whoa!
346
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,447
(BLABBERING)
347
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,584
Just, just-just
hang on, cousin.
348
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,153
I think, I think
Chester is on the run.
349
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,291
I think he's, I think
he's, he's slowing down.
350
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,893
He's slowing down, cousin.
Ow!
351
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,531
(BOTH SCREAMING)
352
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,910
(PANTING)
353
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:18,050
All right, all right,
Balki, Balki,
354
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,253
Chester, you can
have the house.
355
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,889
Just please, please
don't kill us.
356
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,557
Please don't kill us.
357
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,126
We were, we were just joking.
358
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,329
CHESTER:
I hate jokes!
359
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,299
He hates jokes.
360
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,402
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
361
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,869
(BOTH SCREAMING)
362
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,871
(CHESTER MOANING)
363
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,023
Larry, Balki,
are you all right?
364
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,492
Oh, Jennifer.
365
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,095
Jennifer, you're back.
Sweetheart, oh, oh.
366
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,532
Oh, I missed you.
367
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,601
Oh, Balki,
I'm so glad you're safe.
368
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,737
Larry, what happened?
Did you get rid of Chester?
369
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:15,141
Did we get rid of Chester?
Did we get rid of Chester?
370
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,943
Balki, did we get rid
of Chester?
371
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,649
Yes, cousin, we did.
Yeah, we got rid of Chester.
372
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,117
Oh, yeah, he was no match
for the two of us.
373
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,420
Oh, he tried
his wily ghost tricks,
374
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,289
but nothing I couldn't handle.
375
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,895
until he got bored
and then he left.
376
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,601
Larry, it was
very brave of you
to stay here.
377
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,737
Well, it's a man's job
to protect his home.
378
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,806
Besides,
Chester locked the door.
379
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,044
Come on.
Let's get some breakfast.
380
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,581
(SCREAMS)
381
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,117
What? Jennifer, what--
The ghost is here.
382
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,319
That's my hand, look.
383
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,456
Oh.
384
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,458
That ghost is gone for good.
385
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,601
Mary Anne, bad news.
386
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,470
Elvis is dead.
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