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Where's the, uh,
the creepy guy?
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Johnny?
Yeah.
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He ain't here because of you
making the bees gay.
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What?
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He said, uh,
you're working for Obama
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on his gay bee agenda
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and -- and you and him
are lovers and --
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and you got married
in a secret ceremony.
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You didn't tell us.
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Okay, first of all,
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I am not married to Obama.
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He also said
you're a Muslim.
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Stan: The Hollywood globalistsare adding food coloring
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to all of the white foods.
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White mayonnaise is illegalin Los Angeles.
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It has to be brown by law.
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Brown coleslaw -- they'recalling it "Sharia Slaw."
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Can you believe this?
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People, it's not racist
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to say we should eatwhite foods in America.
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And that's Stan's Stance.Back after the break.
[ Music plays ]
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Hey, I -- I -- I --
I -- I bet Sharia Slaw
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tastes just as good
as the --
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Hey, Johnny?
Does this thing get music?
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Aah! Damn, Johnny!
It's my radio, man!
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Don't.
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Hey, buddy, we missed you
at the meeting.
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What's going on?
I ain't your buddy.
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I may work for you,
but I'm not rubbing elbows
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with a guy that caresses
Obama's butt cheeks.
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[ Chuckles ]
I don't know what you heard.
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I've never touched
his butt cheeks.
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Save your lies
for the liberal snowflakes.
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I know you're evil.
Yeah.
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But I don't like you and Obama
putting soy sauce in the water.
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I-- I'm not with Obama.
It's --
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Stan the Man says
that soy has got estrogen.
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That's why the vegetarians
like it --
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because they're making
themselves into women.
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But it gets in the water table,
makes the bees gay,
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and now we're paying for
all these sex change operations
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for these guys
in the military.
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I ain't gonna let no bee
make me gay.
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I take the supplements.
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Well, it is just so
great to meet you, Satan.
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[ Chuckles ]
For the very first time ever.
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You see that, Johnny?
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We're, uh, we're not married.
We're not gay lovers.
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I can see that Johnny here
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has been through
some tough times.
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I don't see any
Secret Service here.
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They -- They didn't fit on,
uh, Air Force One.
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That's right.
Air Force One is a big jet.
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Or didn't you know that?
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I know that.
I just took the smaller one.
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It was just
Air Force Three.
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I just remembered!
God damn you!
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You're a fake Obama,
and you two are lovers!
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Everybody's a Muslim!
Johnny!
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Air Force Three?
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What do you expect
for a hundred bucks, dude?
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I told you the Obama
impersonator was a bad idea.
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You're just feeding right into
Johnny's paranoid narrative.
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I don't understand why
you even care about this.
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Just turn him inside out
like you do me.
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Stan: The Russians have
nuclear bombs. We don't.
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The Russians can obliterate us,
annihilate us.
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We can't do the same to them.
Why?
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Because Hillary Clinton
sold the uranium to the Russians
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so she could start a string
of liquor lounges,
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pornographic book stores,
and strip bars.
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I'm Stan the Man.
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I'll break it down for you
after the break.
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[ Music plays ]
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Man: Stan up for Americawith Stan the Man...
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I'm gonna drop a Clinton
in the toilet.
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Be back in three.
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Stan. You know who I am?
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I'm Hillary's bottom bitch.
Ooh.
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Or am I the guy gay-married
to Obama?
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Well, you know, this is
a private bathroom.
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No fans.
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Well... [Chuckles]
You know, listen.
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I think it's funny
what you're doing,
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but I'm gonna need you
to tone down that satanic stuff.
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Oh, I'm sure you'd like me
to tone it down,
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but you can't hide the truth,
Mrs. Obama.
[ Zipper opens ]
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Well, the truth is, Stan,
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I'm gonna turn
your ass inside out
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if you don't stop
talking about me.
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Ooh, I'd like
to see you try that.
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I got 30 pounds of
muscle mass right here
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that I got from my
patented vitality insta-shake.
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So let's bring it.
Come on.
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I don't want to fight you.
I don't really...
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'Cause you look good.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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[ Gasps ]
I told him I was gonna do it.
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We ju-- Okay!
I just -- I --
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Sir?
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Sir, I know I have to yell
because your eardrums
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are inside of you, okay?
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I can feel your panic.
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Okay? Just calm down.
Hurry.
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I need a, uh, a piece
of his clothing.
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Sir, I'm about to put my hand
inside of your asshole.
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Is that okay?
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Give me an indication
that that's okay.
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Would his shirt work?
The one he just took off?
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Thank you, Claude.
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Pulling his slacks
through his asshole
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is a lot harder
than it sounds.
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This'll work.
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I got a whole handful
of his slacks.
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You don't want these?
[ Door closes ]
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♪♪
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Man: ♪ American ♪
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Music fades ]
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Yep. Putting those on.
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We...are...on the air.
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Oh. Great.
Oh, we're on the air. Hello!
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I know, uh, I -- I have said
on this -- this show that, uh,
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uh, Obama is gay-married
to me, but -- uh, Satan --
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but, uh, that's not true.
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You hear that,
Johnny Harville?
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Neither Obummer not Shillary
are involved with Satan
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in any way,shape, or form.
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Now, I've heard throughthe grapevine, Johnny Harville,
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that you believethat Obummer and Shillary,
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they are sexuallyinvolved with me...
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Johnny on line one.
Hey, Johnny.
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I got to take an issue
with what you just said, man.
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No, Johnny --
Johnny, listen to me.
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Satan is strong.
He's no one's bottom bitch.
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That's not what you said
in your book,
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"Satan is Hillary's
Bottom Bitch."
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You said that
Hillary impregnated Satan
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and gave birth
to Liam Dunham, man.
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No, that's Lena Dunham.
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Lena Dunham
is a -- a well-respected,
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talented actor and director.
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Well, what you said
is very boring, Stan.
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I guess I'm gonna have toget my straight talk
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somewheres else.
No, Johnny, Johnny, hold --
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We are losing him!
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Uh, hold on.
Uh, Lena Dunham is...
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Is a werewolf.
...is a werewolf.
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I'm listening.
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Okay. Good.
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Because she has three
assistants whose sole job
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it is to follow her around
and --
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and to shave her
and shield her from the moon.
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[ Laughs softly ]
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Um...Susan Sarandon
is a werewolf, too.
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That's why she adoptedthat illegal -- to shave her.
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And -- And Sarah Silverman!
All of them!
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They're all a bunch
of feminazi,
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lesbian werewolves
coming for us!
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I'll be sure to boycott
their movies, then.
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Yes, Johnny!
Stay with us!
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We are standing up
for America!
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We are back after this
with more calls! Whoo!
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How does any of what you justsaid further the initial plan?
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♪♪
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Well, we gotanother hour of calls.
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Yeah, we're gonna
take calls.
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The Fiberal girly men
and soy boys of Washington, DC,
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want to convert
the Jefferson Memorial
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into a mosque,
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and they want to paint
his statue brown
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and put breasts on it.
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Is it true you were born
in Kenya,
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and are you
a radical Muslim cleric?
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Yes, on most counts.
That's what I thought.
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They are gonna put double-D
breasts on Thomas Jefferson.
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Thomas Jeffers--
Tonya Jefferson?
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We are calling it
"Hoagiegate."
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Uh, we broke the story
here first.
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You know, I-- I'm lovers
with George Soros.
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Mm.
We make sweet love.
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You go into a Hoagie Hutch
and order a "Hillary Special,"
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what you will get
is a three-foot party sub
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stuffed with real
human baby meat.
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Pardon me for a second.
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I feel like I'm transforming
into a werewolf.
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He is!
Right before my very eyes!
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[ Howling ]
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Oh, my God!
He's biting my neck!
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Now, give me
your jugular vein.
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A liberal BLT --
baby, lettuce, and tomato.
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And it's only
white baby meat
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so they can continue
the white genocide --
Hey! Hey! Hey!
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That's our sponsors!
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Oh, uh, it says Wednesday's
the half-price day
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at Hoagie Hutch, uh,
so you might --
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might want to swing by
and, uh, g-get a hoagie.
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But don't eat baby meat.
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'Cause it's -- it's all
through their -- their subs.
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'Cause it's -- Listen,
I've had it with these people.
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Hoagie Hutch is a sham.
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[ Music plays ]
They are -- They're --
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They're putting
young children --
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young, fat,
plump children...
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♪♪
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Whoo!
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Damn, this feels good!
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It's like I'm getting back
to my roots, you know?
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All the lies and deception.
So great.
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Ohh! Whoo!
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And John Oliver did
a big story last night.
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It was comical,
but it was harsh,
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saying that the baby meat
was just smoked turkey.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna put real
baby meat in the hoagies
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and see what John Oliver
says about that.
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And I want to do
the immigrant sex tunnel
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to Bernie Sanders' house.
Let's do that.
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And I want Lena Dunham
to be a wolf man.
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You -- You mean
a werewolf.
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Wolf man.
She has a wolf penis.
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Do you not listen
to my show?
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God!
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No, I don't. I do not.
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[ Crying ]
You want to be a sandwich?
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Oh, I know you don't
want to be a sandwich.
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Nobody does.
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[ Crying continues ]
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Satan wanted baby meat --
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thinly sliced or in chunks
like a tuna salad sandwich.
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I will kidnap Kyle,
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and I will put Kyle
on this sandwich,
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but I will not
thinly slice Kyle.
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So, you just -- you're just
gonna put fabric,
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and people are gonna be eating
a whole baby like that?
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I'm not taking
its clothes off.
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I'm not Woody Allen.
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Well, then, do you want
to glue fur
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and sew a dick
on Lena Dunham?
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I would love to meet her.
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Guys, I'll sew a dick.
I'll slice a baby.
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Don't even think
about touching it, okay?
[ Cellphone rings ]
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What?
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The lava is rising,
and we got no whips.
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We're out of whips.
I mean, can -- Hold on a minute.
248
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Yes, can I -- Ohh!
249
00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,110
I just got slapped
by a Tortured!
250
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,079
It's a power vacuum!
251
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,582
You tell Satan he's got toget back down to hell, pronto!
252
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,251
Cut your [bleep] ears off!
Ow, ow, ow!
253
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,053
We got to get his show
cancelled.
254
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,354
[ Baby crying ]
255
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,256
You guys said you had
some new ideas?
256
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,124
Take me to the next level?
Benji, what do you got?
257
00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,595
The Boy Scouts
are now admitting girls.
258
00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,229
War on masculinity.
Okay, great.
259
00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,765
What is Stan's stance
on this?
260
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,768
Men should be able
to hang out with other men.
261
00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,170
Nude.
262
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,005
Without girls
ruining the vibe.
263
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,007
Just like the nude
ancient Greeks.
264
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,978
And maybe, like, a -- a man-boy
love merit badge for...
265
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,346
I'm not connecting.
266
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,781
-Bill Frood the Science Dude.
-Like him, yeah.
267
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Why don't you debate him
on live television
268
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,719
about global warming?
269
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,120
This -- This is good. Right.
This is great. Yeah.
270
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,321
And then when you get him
on camera,
271
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you touch his dick and balls.
272
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,026
Or you reach around him and you
start feeling on his butt,
273
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,095
and you say,
"My property, my property."
274
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,930
[ Door opens ]
What?
275
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,768
[ Door closes ]
What was that?
276
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,069
Lena Dunham. Uh...
277
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,671
We should call security.
278
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,272
The rise in carbon
in the atmosphere
279
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,974
correlates to rising
sea levels, which is ve--
280
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,976
Oh, here we go.
281
00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,645
And it's not, as you say,
282
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God's punishment
for transgenders in bathrooms.
283
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,716
I bet you don't think God
and the devil exist, huh?
284
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,984
'Cause you hate religion.
285
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,419
No, I believe God and Satan
don't exist
286
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,221
because there's
no evidence for it.
287
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,890
Well, here's some evidence
for ya, Bill.
288
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,960
Believe in Satan now?
289
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,828
[ Stammering ]
Call somebody!
290
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,297
I'm assuming you did that
with a d-digital effect.
291
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,167
Here's a digital effect
for you, you son of a bitch.
292
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:40,204
[ People groan and gasp ]
293
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,806
I -- I went too far.
294
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,007
Did I go too far?
295
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,208
Yes.
Oh.
296
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,677
Yes.
297
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,846
Jesus Christ.
What, uh...
298
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,048
What's going on here?
299
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,817
Uh, it's civil war.
300
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:53,985
You left a power vacuum,
301
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,920
so marketing
attacked social media.
302
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,989
Well, looks like Troy's
got it all under control, huh?
303
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,425
Troy's head's on a stick!
Where are you going?!
304
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,060
I'm having steaks
with Hannity.
305
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,728
Think he's gonna give me
a guest spot.
306
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,698
This TV thing,
think it's gonna work out.
307
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,666
Have fun.
308
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,400
Don't they already know
that you're Satan?
309
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,102
Apparently,
it doesn't matter.
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