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30 minutes a day of exercise.
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Can't smoke.
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Can't eat anything that tastes good.
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I'm supposed to only work regular hours.
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Regular hours? What's... what's that?
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Ah, who the hell knows?
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I feel like shit. Come on, I'm done.
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Let's sit.
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Come on, let me help you.
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- Take it easy. Take it easy.
- All right, all right, all right.
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Just take it... slow it down.
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[GROANS]
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[EXHALES HEAVILY]
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[SIGHS]
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You know, it's pretty lousy of you.
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I have a heart attack,
and then you upstage me
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by having your own heart attack.
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[CHUCKLES]
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How's the movie?
When do you start shooting?
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A month.
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Yeah? How's your script?
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I think I need a new writer.
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I just, uh... get something new going.
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New writer a month before production.
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Well, you said it yourself
the first time you read it.
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It's... it's unsatisfying.
It doesn't build to anything.
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That's 'cause your ending is shit.
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- I already told you that.
- The ending... ending, I like.
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- Bobby.
- I like the ending.
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The problem with your movie,
Bob, is very simple.
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Your character doesn't change.
Your hero doesn't change.
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Lenny didn't change.
Charity didn't change.
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Exactly, none of
your characters ever change,
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which is why your endings
are always shit.
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- I say this as a friend.
- I disagree.
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Bobby, it's storytelling 101.
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Your hero has to change.
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He's got to...
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he's got to transform
over the course of the picture.
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It's called catharsis.
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How about it's called bullshit?
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I want to do something real here,
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not some bullshit fairy tale.
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Who says fairy tale?
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I'll tell you your story.
You wanna know your story?
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- Yeah, tell me my story.
- All right.
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I'll tell you your story.
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Your story is...
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Bobby meets a young dancer.
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The character's name is Joe.
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- Joe. Joe Gideon.
- Oh, Joe. Yeah.
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That's really gonna throw them
off the scent there, Bob.
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Yeah, no one's ever gonna guess
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that the hero at the center of your story
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who can't stop popping pills
and fucking broads
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is supposed to be you
because his name is Joe.
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All right, just tell me the story.
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Act one.
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Joe meets a beautiful young dancer
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whom we will call... I don't know...
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Annie.
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Now...
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act one, Joe falls in love with Annie.
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But he's still all mixed up
with his ex-wife,
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whom we'll call Gwen
for no reason at all.
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Now, act two,
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Joe ruins everything with Annie
because he's too selfish
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and he can't stop screwing around.
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All of the stress, all of the guilt
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gives him a heart attack.
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He ends up in the hospital.
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Yeah?
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Now, faced with the prospect
of his own death in act three,
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he suddenly realizes
that it was Gwen all along.
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She was the one for him from the start
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because she was the only woman
who was ever his true equal
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as a creator, as an artist.
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And he knows that he squandered
everything with her.
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He knows he shot it all to hell.
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But now he's ready to change.
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He's ready to give up the broads, yeah?
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He's ready to... to get his act together
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and... and spend the rest
of his life with his soul mate,
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with his collaborator,
with the mother of his child
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if he can just get out
of this goddamn hospital bed.
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But it's too late.
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He doesn't make it.
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He dies.
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Roll credits.
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See?
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Transformation and tragedy.
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It's moving. That's your story.
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He already knows all that.
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He knows should've been with her.
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Oh.
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It doesn't matter what he knows.
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Knowing doesn't change anything.
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- Oh.
- It's still just a bunch of bullshit.
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It may be a nice story,
but it's not true.
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Hey, I didn't say it was true, Bob.
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I said it was a satisfying ending.
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You want true, go to a priest,
not a playwright.
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[SIGHS]
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["THERE'LL BE SOME CHANGES MADE" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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Testing one, two, three, four, five,
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six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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June 3rd.
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Interview with Gwen Verdon
for "All That Jazz."
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Do you think you were angry with me
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in some sense?
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For what?
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For not taking care of myself,
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for putting myself
in this sort of situation
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with my health.
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No, I was worried. I was terrified.
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Do you remember the mood
in the rehearsal room
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when, uh, everyone heard
I was in the hospital?
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Um, people were stunned.
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They... uh, sadness.
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I heard Chita was crying, hysterical.
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Who'd you hear that from?
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Well, Chita.
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Nicole told me that you'd quit.
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- I did.
- So what happened?
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Uh, Annie left.
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Hmm.
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She moved out a month ago.
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Nicole told you?
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No, Annie told me.
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When did you talk to her?
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At rehearsal.
We've been working on the part.
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Is that strange, uh,
having Annie replace you?
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It's pretty familiar, I'd say.
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She's in love.
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Yes, I know. I'm happy for her.
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He's gay, the... the guy
she's dating, Charles.
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Well, apparently he isn't, so...
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Well, he and Annie
are the only two people
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in the world who don't realize it.
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When I got out of the hospital,
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did I seem different to you in any way?
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Different how?
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Well, people say that I changed,
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that I was, uh, meaner,
I was harsh with people,
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with you in particular.
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You think that's true?
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Do you think that you changed?
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Well, I'm interviewing you.
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I don't think you changed at all.
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I think you became more yourself.
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You stopped pretending
to be anything else.
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Did you hate me?
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At times, yes.
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Do you still?
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No.
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[INHALES SHARPLY] How do you feel?
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To tell you the God's honest truth,
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I don't feel much of anything
about you anymore, Bob.
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Well, I'm just...
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- I appreciate your honesty.
- [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
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- I was... that's...
- [TAPE PLAYER CLICKS]
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Hey.
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[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
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You're home before curfew.
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Should... should I be worried about you?
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I can stay out if you want.
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That's all right. I got a job for you.
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- Take off your shoes.
- Are you serious?
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Yeah, I want you to help me with a scene.
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You want to keep living here,
you got to earn your keep.
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No such thing as free rent.
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Child labor is illegal, you know.
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- Oh, is that right?
- Yeah.
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Well, you can always
move back in with your mom.
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[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYING]
That's not even funny.
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Hey.
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- Give me that.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, listen.
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- Stand next to me.
- [GIGGLES]
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Can you see your reflection
in the... in the glass?
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- Barely.
- Perfect.
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I have this idea.
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Do what I do but, uh, the ballet version.
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I don't get it.
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Shh. Just watch.
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[JERRY JEFF WALKER'S
"MR. BOJANGLES" PLAYING]
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♪ I knew a man Bojangles
and he danced for you ♪
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- ♪ In worn-out shoes ♪
- What am I supposed to do?
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Port de bras.
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♪ Silver hair, a ragged shirt ♪
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♪ And baggy pants ♪
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♪ The old soft shoe ♪
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♪ He jumped so high ♪
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♪ He jumped so high ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Then he'd lightly touch down ♪
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Ooh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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♪ Dance ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I met him in a cell
in New Orleans, I was ♪
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Okay, kid.
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♪ Down and out ♪
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Arch your back.
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♪ He looked to me to be the eyes of age ♪
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Do you know who
Bill "Bojangles" Robinson was?
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Nope.
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Oh, he was huge.
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He was a big tapper in vaudeville.
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They put him in the movies
with Shirley Temple.
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Sit down.
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Jump up.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, you're getting heavy.
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Bend your leg.
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[SIGHS] Yeah, he went out of style.
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Died without a cent.
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♪ ♪
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Couldn't even pay for his own funeral.
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Do you really not know who he is?
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Do a head roll.
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♪ Whoa, he jumped up high ♪
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Straighten your leg.
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♪ He clicked his heels ♪
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Oh, you're getting pretty good.
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[SCOFFS] Not really.
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Yeah. Put your leg into an arabesque.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, okay.
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Gwen, hi.
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Yeah, Nicole can't wait
to move back in with you.
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Yeah, she can't wait
to have an early curfew
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- and not be able to go anywhere.
- Fine.
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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Follow my hand.
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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Hey, you know, we're casting
the movie next week.
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♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
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Isn't Richard Dreyfuss playing you?
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Nah, he got nervous about the dancing.
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He dropped out.
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We need somebody more handsome, taller.
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♪ ♪
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You know, lots of hair.
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Uh, maybe Tom Selleck.
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I thought it was supposed
to be realistic.
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- Hey, wise guy.
- [CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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You ever worry
about telling your life story
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to the whole world?
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It's not my life story.
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Yes, it is.
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There are... there are differences.
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Like what?
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Well, he's, uh... he's, uh...
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doesn't make it out of the hospital.
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He... he dies. That's a big difference.
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Who's gonna play me?
265
00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:31,342
[SIGHS] Who do you want?
266
00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,212
I don't know.
267
00:10:33,236 --> 00:10:35,769
What about you? You want to play it?
268
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,442
Really?
269
00:10:37,466 --> 00:10:39,252
Would that be fun for you to...
270
00:10:39,276 --> 00:10:40,782
play yourself in a movie?
271
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,222
It might be sort of weird.
272
00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:44,922
I don't know. Maybe fun.
273
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,622
I'll put in a word with the director.
274
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,346
I'm going to sleep.
275
00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:53,762
Your eyes are looking
a little bloodshot there.
276
00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:56,102
It's allergies.
277
00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:58,772
Yeah, I get the same thing.
It must be hereditary.
278
00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,172
♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
279
00:11:00,196 --> 00:11:02,253
Next time, use Visine.
280
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,972
♪ Mr. Bojangles ♪
281
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:06,272
I hear it helps.
282
00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,442
♪ Dance ♪
283
00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:09,912
[DOOR SLAMS]
284
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,412
♪ ♪
285
00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:14,012
And what about that...
the play that you sent me?
286
00:11:14,036 --> 00:11:15,482
- The, um...
- "Gamma Rays"?
287
00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:16,604
- Thank you.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
288
00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:17,922
I can never remember that title.
289
00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:18,992
Who can?
290
00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,152
I read it. I ask you to submit me for it.
291
00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:22,162
- Well, I did submit you.
- I know you did.
292
00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:23,262
I know you did.
293
00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:25,432
But imagine me walking down the street,
294
00:11:25,456 --> 00:11:26,462
seeing the poster.
295
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,632
Who is it? Shelley.
296
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:31,002
The playwright had already
offered her the role.
297
00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:33,302
They didn't end up auditioning
for the part at all.
298
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,239
- Mm.
- So...
299
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:37,826
Oh. That's...
300
00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:40,666
Do you think "Chicago" will tour?
301
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:43,389
I don't know.
302
00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:45,342
They haven't decided yet.
303
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:46,852
Because the royalties, that would be
304
00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:48,215
a very healthy revenue stream for you.
305
00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:49,906
Mm. Yes.
306
00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:56,346
Royalties would be wonderful, but I...
307
00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,192
I'm an actress, Mel. I need to act.
308
00:12:00,216 --> 00:12:02,562
I hate it more than anyone but, uh,
309
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:06,902
LA is where the work is right now.
310
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,895
I grew up in Los Angeles,
and that was plenty for me.
311
00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:11,242
You could be booking
312
00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:12,672
a different guest spot every week.
313
00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:14,842
Oh, as what, the dying grandmother
314
00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:18,382
or some old... the lady
who gets her purse snatched?
315
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:19,950
I just... I can't...
316
00:12:19,974 --> 00:12:22,052
Mel, book me on the bar mitzvah circuit.
317
00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,552
At least I'd have a mic
in my hands and...
318
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,852
- [CHUCKLES]
- Stretch my legs a little.
319
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,746
I'll make some calls.
320
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:33,686
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
321
00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:45,872
[DOOR CLATTERS OPEN]
322
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,512
[CHUCKLES]
323
00:12:47,536 --> 00:12:50,042
Annie, we're ready for you.
324
00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,306
Great.
325
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,806
[INHALES DEEPLY]
326
00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:00,516
Hey.
327
00:13:03,124 --> 00:13:04,896
You can go out with any girl in town.
328
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,032
That's right.
329
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:07,362
I go out with any girl in town,
330
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,862
but I stay in with you.
331
00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:12,472
Joe, it's not fair.
332
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,272
Shit.
333
00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:15,902
I'm spilling everything, the coffee.
334
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:19,072
It's just... it's all wrong.
335
00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:20,112
Hold there, please.
336
00:13:20,136 --> 00:13:21,372
That's good, Annie. That's very good.
337
00:13:21,396 --> 00:13:24,542
Um, I'd like to give you an adjustment.
338
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:27,482
The character in the film, Katie,
339
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,152
she... she really wants
to let him have it.
340
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,682
You... you understand?
341
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:33,508
She doesn't need to be polite.
Just don't hold back.
342
00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,222
You know?
343
00:13:35,246 --> 00:13:37,292
Take it from the same place.
344
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,993
Give her the line.
345
00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,116
Who's Michael Graham?
346
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,462
He's a dancer in my ballet class.
347
00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:46,232
Straight or gay?
348
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:47,902
[SCOFFS] What do you mean?
349
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:49,902
You... you... you know what it means.
350
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:52,257
That's not a real question.
351
00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:55,812
Do it again. Same place.
352
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,912
Who is Michael Graham?
353
00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,882
He's a dancer in my ballet class.
354
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,557
Straight or gay?
355
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:03,982
- What do you mean?
- Uh, you know what?
356
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:05,282
Let me... just give me...
give me the thing,
357
00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:06,292
and I'm gonna do it.
358
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:07,976
You... is it... Go ahead. Get up.
359
00:14:09,986 --> 00:14:11,816
[SIGHS]
360
00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:16,832
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
361
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,002
♪ ♪
362
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,132
[SIGHS]
363
00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:29,206
♪ ♪
364
00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:40,752
[CHUCKLES]
365
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:47,816
♪ ♪
366
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,502
[SNIFFS, GROANS]
367
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:59,566
♪ ♪
368
00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:05,142
[SIGHS]
369
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,152
[BOTTLE CAP POPS]
370
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:14,216
♪ ♪
371
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:24,102
[LAUGHS]
372
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:28,432
♪ ♪
373
00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:31,672
So I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
374
00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:32,830
I don't want to date.
375
00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:35,172
Do it again. Do it again.
376
00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:37,182
Ah, Joe, I don't want
to go out with Michael Graham.
377
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,212
I don't want to date.
378
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:40,576
Same place. Go again. Go again.
379
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:42,852
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
380
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,353
I-I-I don't want to date.
381
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,652
No, it's getting worse. Same place.
382
00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:47,694
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
383
00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:49,762
No. Go again. Same place.
384
00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:50,922
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
385
00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,532
- I don't want to date.
- No. Go again.
386
00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:53,832
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
387
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:54,892
- I don't want to date.
- Goddamn it, Annie.
388
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,102
What are you doing?
389
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,262
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
390
00:15:57,286 --> 00:15:58,532
- I don't want to date.
- What is that?
391
00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:00,002
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
392
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,332
What are you doing?
393
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:03,325
I asked you a question.
What are you doing?
394
00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:07,403
Why can't you do this scene
like it means something to you?
395
00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:09,582
Because this isn't a scene.
396
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,212
Because this is my life.
These are my words.
397
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,452
You took our life and you put it
398
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:13,782
into a fucking scene in a movie.
399
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,506
That's why.
400
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,529
Same place.
401
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:21,992
I don't want to go out
with Michael Graham.
402
00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:23,292
I don't want to date.
403
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,792
I have no more small talk left in me.
404
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,432
I don't want to fool around.
I don't want to play games.
405
00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,116
I just want to love you.
406
00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:32,802
[CLAPS]
407
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,102
Well, that was it.
408
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,002
That was... that's what
we've been looking for.
409
00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:39,096
That was terrific. That was wonderful.
410
00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:42,812
Congratulations, Annie, you got the part.
411
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,429
[SCOFFS]
412
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:48,376
[FEET STAMPING]
413
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,192
Say, a, uh, Mrs. Willis just called you.
414
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:03,602
Teddy's principal?
415
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:05,462
Yeah, she wants to speak to you tonight
416
00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:06,632
- if you're gonna be home.
- [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
417
00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:07,902
I'm telling you, I can teach anybody.
418
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,902
I've got no rhythm. I never have.
419
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,376
Oh, I-I think you do.
420
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,342
You're home pretty late.
421
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,206
What are you doing still up?
422
00:17:17,306 --> 00:17:18,482
You been drinking?
423
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:19,852
Yeah, just a little.
424
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:21,312
That's gonna leave a mark.
425
00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:22,952
You... you got to use a coaster.
426
00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:25,397
I took one of your Dexies.
427
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:29,122
Oh, well, you're gonna
have a hell of a time
428
00:17:29,146 --> 00:17:30,622
trying to fall asleep, kid.
429
00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:33,895
Well, do you have a pill
that'll help me sleep?
430
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,206
You're not getting one.
431
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,149
- Maybe I should go.
- No, you... you just got here.
432
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:41,832
Bridget's an actress.
I'm casting her in the movie.
433
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,002
I'm not sure which part yet,
434
00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:44,572
but, uh, we're gonna find something.
435
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,112
- Yeah.
- This is Nicole.
436
00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:47,736
Hi, how do you do?
437
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:52,246
Uh, I think we should all go to bed.
438
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,146
You're just gonna leave me here?
439
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:59,822
Hey, you want to act like a grown-up?
440
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,846
I'm gonna treat you like a grown-up.
441
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:07,692
[SIGHS]
442
00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:10,702
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
443
00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:12,532
♪ ♪
444
00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:15,372
[CRIES]
445
00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:17,342
♪ ♪
446
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:19,002
[SNIFFLES]
447
00:18:19,026 --> 00:18:26,076
♪ ♪
448
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,906
[GLASSES CLINK]
449
00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:03,651
What if we left New York?
450
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,873
For the weekend?
451
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,692
Every year, you say the same thing.
452
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:15,062
It's the last week of August.
We're out at the beach.
453
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:18,362
We're a million miles away from
the nearest Broadway theater.
454
00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:20,472
We're happy.
455
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:23,626
And you say, "What if we just stay?"
456
00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:28,336
"Get a little house by the water."
457
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,382
And then every year on the Monday
458
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,412
after Labor Day weekend,
we pack up the car,
459
00:19:35,436 --> 00:19:36,952
we drive back to New York City,
460
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,276
and then we forget all about it.
461
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:46,016
[INHALES DEEPLY] Well,
because you have a career.
462
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:51,866
I haven't worked since "Chicago" closed.
463
00:19:52,486 --> 00:19:54,243
That'll change.
464
00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:57,413
But what if it doesn't?
465
00:19:57,966 --> 00:20:00,129
What's keeping us here?
466
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:01,667
I...
467
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:05,442
We could go anywhere.
468
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:07,282
We could get a little house
in the country.
469
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:11,546
We could get a dog.
Just have a normal life.
470
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:23,326
Okay. [SIGHS]
471
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,360
What? Okay?
472
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:31,042
Let's do it. Why not?
473
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:32,996
[CHUCKLES]
474
00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:37,212
- Okay! [LAUGHS]
- Okay.
475
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,236
- Okay!
- Okay.
476
00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:43,622
[SIGHS]
477
00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:45,152
Come here.
478
00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:47,292
[CLAPPING]
479
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:48,822
Okay, quiet for rehearsal.
480
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,492
- That's terrific.
- That's good.
481
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,762
That's great.
482
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,832
Uh, why don't we start in this direction?
483
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:55,262
Yeah?
484
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:56,662
All right.
485
00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:58,362
All right, stand over here a second.
486
00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,002
Be careful now.
487
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,602
Is that comfortable?
488
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:02,672
Yeah, it's fine with me.
489
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,372
Yeah? That's terrific.
490
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,172
All right, let's keep going.
491
00:21:06,196 --> 00:21:08,096
All right, let me see an arabesque.
492
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,036
There it is.
493
00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:14,652
Beautiful.
494
00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:16,282
How are things at home?
495
00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:18,160
Pretty good.
496
00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:21,352
- Arch your back.
- Really nice.
497
00:21:21,376 --> 00:21:23,362
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
498
00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:25,422
Anything you want to tell me?
499
00:21:25,446 --> 00:21:26,932
Sweetie, are you okay?
500
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,162
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
501
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:31,062
Shh. They're rehearsing. Please.
502
00:21:31,086 --> 00:21:32,362
There it is.
503
00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:35,232
♪ ♪
504
00:21:35,256 --> 00:21:37,426
Oh, God. You're getting heavy.
505
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:39,896
Very nice.
506
00:21:42,036 --> 00:21:43,466
Bend your knee.
507
00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:47,212
So what were you wondering?
508
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,352
Why don't you get married again?
509
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,282
Do a head roll.
510
00:21:51,306 --> 00:21:52,576
Yeah.
511
00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:55,822
I don't get married
512
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,922
because I can't find anyone
I dislike enough
513
00:21:57,946 --> 00:21:59,592
to inflict that kind of torture on.
514
00:21:59,616 --> 00:22:01,092
- [LAUGHS]
- [SIGHS]
515
00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:03,247
Can I move back in with you?
516
00:22:03,786 --> 00:22:05,416
Of course.
517
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:07,772
That's great.
518
00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:09,502
Let's, uh... let's gather everyone.
519
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:12,202
Cut on rehearsal.
Let's throw down some marks.
520
00:22:12,226 --> 00:22:13,912
Hey, that's great.
521
00:22:13,936 --> 00:22:20,776
♪ ♪
522
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,982
Here's all of her stuff.
523
00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:26,222
Well, thank you.
524
00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:27,592
She's okay, right?
525
00:22:27,616 --> 00:22:29,222
Oh, she's... she's fine.
526
00:22:29,246 --> 00:22:32,322
I'm sure she'll be sick of me in a week.
527
00:22:32,346 --> 00:22:34,462
- I think she's smoking.
- Oh.
528
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,962
She thinks that if she opens up a window,
529
00:22:36,986 --> 00:22:39,162
I won't be able to tell.
530
00:22:39,186 --> 00:22:41,002
Hmm.
531
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,402
I mean, I don't know what happened.
532
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:46,442
Last year, she had
such a nice group of friends.
533
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,912
But these New York City
private school kids,
534
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,782
they just have too much time
on their hands.
535
00:22:51,806 --> 00:22:54,082
Yeah, we should send her
to a public school.
536
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,322
So Ron and I have been talking
537
00:22:56,346 --> 00:22:58,982
about getting a house
outside of the city.
538
00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:00,652
For... for the summer?
539
00:23:00,676 --> 00:23:03,386
Uh, no, for the whole...
for... for year-round.
540
00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:05,922
Uh, oh.
541
00:23:05,946 --> 00:23:08,392
I think it would be good for Nicole.
542
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:10,594
- Sure.
- Send her to school with children
543
00:23:10,618 --> 00:23:14,332
whose parents aren't all actors
and stockbrokers.
544
00:23:14,356 --> 00:23:15,472
[CHUCKLES]
545
00:23:15,496 --> 00:23:17,142
Uh, of course, I'd still be auditioning,
546
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,572
looking for the right thing,
and making appearances.
547
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:23,906
I just... I think it'd be
a good change for all of us.
548
00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:28,332
I want you to do Roxie.
549
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,722
Bobby and Joe started booking the tour.
550
00:23:30,746 --> 00:23:33,022
I was gonna wait and ask
when it was all official,
551
00:23:33,046 --> 00:23:36,048
but, uh... uh...
552
00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:38,462
It'll be a big draw.
553
00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,332
And Gwen Verdon over the title.
554
00:23:41,356 --> 00:23:43,356
Probably sell out
the whole thing, you know?
555
00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:46,396
It's your show.
556
00:23:48,856 --> 00:23:51,100
It's... it's always been your show.
557
00:23:51,124 --> 00:23:55,266
♪ ♪
558
00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:08,743
[SIGHS]
559
00:24:13,156 --> 00:24:15,087
Where's Nicole?
560
00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:17,202
Out with friends.
561
00:24:17,226 --> 00:24:18,832
Mm.
562
00:24:18,856 --> 00:24:20,032
Which ones?
563
00:24:20,056 --> 00:24:21,802
Oh, boy, I don't even ask.
564
00:24:21,826 --> 00:24:23,342
It just leads to an argument.
565
00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:25,890
As long as she's back by 12:00.
566
00:24:26,336 --> 00:24:28,350
What happened to 11:00?
567
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,936
12:00 was our compromise.
568
00:24:34,936 --> 00:24:36,276
Mm.
569
00:24:43,346 --> 00:24:45,951
I got the rest of her things from Bob.
570
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,562
And he must be thrilled
to finally have her
571
00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:50,102
out of his hair.
572
00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:52,062
And... and he told me that, uh,
573
00:24:52,086 --> 00:24:54,732
"Chicago" is going out on a tour.
574
00:24:54,756 --> 00:24:56,602
Oh, that's good.
575
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,342
And he offered me Roxie. [LAUGHS]
576
00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,742
[LAUGHS]
577
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,825
[SNORTS]
578
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,512
Right.
579
00:25:05,536 --> 00:25:08,265
'Cause you had such a great
experience the first time.
580
00:25:10,006 --> 00:25:12,406
I said yes.
581
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:20,056
What? It's just for six months
while it gets up on its feet.
582
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,532
Gwen, you were miserable doing that show.
583
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,402
It was the worst time of your life.
584
00:25:25,426 --> 00:25:28,072
Yes, but that's because it was brand-new.
585
00:25:28,096 --> 00:25:29,572
I mean, now I know what it is.
586
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,002
There's no more cutting the numbers
587
00:25:31,026 --> 00:25:33,542
or this line's her line,
this line's her line.
588
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,442
What about our plan?
589
00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:37,936
- About what?
- What about leaving the city?
590
00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:44,176
What, I-I-I don't... I don't
think I realized that's a plan.
591
00:25:45,806 --> 00:25:47,346
What did you think it was?
592
00:25:49,146 --> 00:25:52,116
We... we were just talking. It's an idea.
593
00:25:56,786 --> 00:25:59,526
What? We can still go.
594
00:26:00,696 --> 00:26:02,996
We just have to wait six months.
595
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,266
No.
596
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,366
No, because...
597
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:18,002
Because then it's gonna be,
598
00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,752
"Oh, you know what?
599
00:26:19,776 --> 00:26:21,676
He really needs me to do nine months."
600
00:26:22,986 --> 00:26:25,562
And then it's, "Oh, now it's a year.
601
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:29,486
But he asked so nicely
that I agreed to do 18 months."
602
00:26:30,686 --> 00:26:32,186
[SIGHS]
603
00:26:34,156 --> 00:26:36,104
What's that supposed to mean?
604
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,766
That you can't say no to him.
605
00:26:39,736 --> 00:26:42,596
I don't want to say no to this.
606
00:26:43,506 --> 00:26:45,866
I want to work.
607
00:26:48,676 --> 00:26:51,652
I don't even know why you're
getting to upset about this.
608
00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:54,052
That was my idea to leave the city.
609
00:26:54,076 --> 00:26:56,165
Gwen, I don't care
about leaving the city.
610
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,562
I just want to be done with him.
611
00:27:00,081 --> 00:27:03,562
I'm so sick of being
in a three-way relationship.
612
00:27:03,586 --> 00:27:06,696
I'm tired of being the
consolation prize to Bob Fosse.
613
00:27:12,126 --> 00:27:13,536
[SIGHS]
614
00:27:18,366 --> 00:27:19,652
If you go on this tour,
615
00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:21,606
I won't be here when you come back.
616
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,276
Don't be absurd.
617
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,746
I mean it, Gwen.
618
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:40,332
["BYE BYE LIFE" PLAYING]
♪ Unh, give it to me ♪
619
00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:42,572
[RHYTHMIC CLAPPING]
620
00:27:42,596 --> 00:27:45,002
Action.
621
00:27:45,026 --> 00:27:47,672
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- ♪ Bye-bye, life ♪
622
00:27:47,696 --> 00:27:48,742
We did it, Joey.
623
00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:51,082
♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
624
00:27:51,106 --> 00:27:52,382
♪ Hello, hello ♪
625
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,412
Doc, you're the greatest.
626
00:27:53,436 --> 00:27:56,082
♪ I think he's gonna die ♪
627
00:27:56,106 --> 00:27:57,582
It's a showstopper.
628
00:27:57,606 --> 00:27:59,252
It's gonna run forever.
629
00:27:59,276 --> 00:28:00,692
I'll miss you most of all, kiddo.
630
00:28:00,716 --> 00:28:02,292
♪ So long, happiness ♪
631
00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,292
At least I won't have
to lie to you anymore.
632
00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,862
- ♪ Oh, I ♪
- ♪ I think he's gonna die ♪
633
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,532
Thank you.
634
00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:09,862
And cut!
635
00:28:09,886 --> 00:28:12,362
Reset from the top.
636
00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,032
Wow, that's terrific.
637
00:28:14,056 --> 00:28:15,672
Do another one just like that.
638
00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:16,742
Okay.
639
00:28:16,766 --> 00:28:19,002
That... that really looked, uh...
640
00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:21,342
that... that looked like
it was pretty exhilarating.
641
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,672
Oh, it really is.
642
00:28:22,696 --> 00:28:24,282
- Yeah.
- I bet. I bet.
643
00:28:24,306 --> 00:28:26,012
You should try it.
644
00:28:26,036 --> 00:28:27,182
- Me? No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
645
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,382
You should try it.
646
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,382
No, we... we don't have time.
We got to roll.
647
00:28:29,406 --> 00:28:30,582
You would love it. We have time.
648
00:28:30,606 --> 00:28:31,582
- No, no, no, no.
- Hey, hey. It's your life
649
00:28:31,606 --> 00:28:32,582
It's your show. We have time.
650
00:28:32,606 --> 00:28:33,922
It's our life. You're playing...
651
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,622
We have time.
You guys want to see Bob do it?
652
00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:36,962
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
653
00:28:36,986 --> 00:28:39,122
Bobby, they love it.
654
00:28:39,146 --> 00:28:40,662
Come on, Bobby.
655
00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,332
Come on! Come on!
656
00:28:42,356 --> 00:28:45,132
♪ ♪
657
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:47,732
It's your life. It's your audience.
658
00:28:47,756 --> 00:28:51,142
♪ ♪
659
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,512
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
660
00:28:53,536 --> 00:28:55,772
♪ Bye-bye, sweet caress ♪
661
00:28:55,796 --> 00:28:59,442
♪ Hello, emptiness,
I feel like I could die ♪
662
00:28:59,466 --> 00:29:01,682
♪ Bye-bye, your life, good-bye ♪
663
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:03,782
♪ Bye-bye, my life, good-bye ♪
664
00:29:03,806 --> 00:29:05,022
♪ Bye-bye, my life ♪
♪ Byebye, your life ♪
665
00:29:05,046 --> 00:29:06,152
ALL: ♪ Good-bye ♪
666
00:29:06,176 --> 00:29:08,322
♪ Two, three, four, five, six ♪
667
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,092
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Yes!
668
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,062
Come on! Yeah, come on!
669
00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,732
[LAUGHS] It's your audience.
670
00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:18,962
♪ Unh, unh, unh, unh ♪
671
00:29:18,986 --> 00:29:21,402
BOTH: ♪ Bye-bye, life ♪
672
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,502
♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
673
00:29:23,526 --> 00:29:25,502
♪ Hello, loneliness ♪
674
00:29:25,526 --> 00:29:27,742
♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪
675
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,812
♪ I think he's gonna die ♪
676
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,742
ALL: ♪ I think he's gonna die ♪
677
00:29:31,766 --> 00:29:35,082
♪ I think I'm gonna ♪
678
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:39,522
♪ Die ♪
679
00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:46,192
♪ ♪
680
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:50,302
♪ There goes his baby ♪
681
00:29:50,326 --> 00:29:54,032
♪ With someone new ♪
682
00:29:54,056 --> 00:29:55,632
♪ ♪
683
00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:58,642
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
684
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:02,542
♪ She sure looks happy ♪
685
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:04,642
- ♪ I sure am blue ♪
- ♪ He sure is blue ♪
686
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,482
- ♪ I sure am blue ♪
- ♪ He sure is blue ♪
687
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,682
- ♪ I sure am blue ♪
- ♪ He sure is blue ♪
688
00:30:08,706 --> 00:30:10,582
- ♪ I sure am blue ♪
- ♪ He sure is blue ♪
689
00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:14,452
♪ I sure am blue ♪
690
00:30:14,476 --> 00:30:16,792
♪ I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna ♪
691
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,022
♪ I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna ♪
692
00:30:19,046 --> 00:30:22,992
♪ Bye-bye, life ♪
693
00:30:23,016 --> 00:30:27,332
- ♪ I think I'm gonna ♪
- ♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
694
00:30:27,356 --> 00:30:31,142
- ♪ I think I'm gonna die ♪
- ♪ Hello, loneliness ♪
695
00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,312
♪ I think he's gonna ♪
♪ I think I'm gonna ♪
696
00:30:33,336 --> 00:30:36,172
- ♪ I think I'm gonna ♪
- ♪ Die ♪
697
00:30:36,196 --> 00:30:38,342
♪ Die ♪
698
00:30:38,366 --> 00:30:40,812
♪ A-one, two, three, four ♪
699
00:30:40,836 --> 00:30:43,682
♪ ♪
700
00:30:43,706 --> 00:30:45,882
♪ I'm through with romance ♪
701
00:30:45,906 --> 00:30:48,292
♪ I'm through with love ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
702
00:30:48,316 --> 00:30:51,592
♪ I'm through with counting
the stars above ♪
703
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,022
♪ Forget the stars ♪
704
00:30:53,046 --> 00:30:56,632
♪ And here's the reason
that he's so free ♪
705
00:30:56,656 --> 00:30:59,602
♪ His loving baby ♪
706
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,032
♪ She's through with me ♪
707
00:31:01,056 --> 00:31:02,602
- [YELPS, LAUGHS]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
708
00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,872
[CHUCKLING]
709
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,302
You're crazy.
710
00:31:06,326 --> 00:31:09,312
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
711
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:16,406
♪ ♪
712
00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:27,432
- ♪ Bye... ♪
- [BELL RINGS]
713
00:31:27,456 --> 00:31:28,792
Back to one!
714
00:31:28,816 --> 00:31:31,362
We're gonna do the real thing this time.
715
00:31:31,386 --> 00:31:34,796
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
716
00:31:56,884 --> 00:31:58,122
- [APPLAUSE]
- Oh!
717
00:31:58,146 --> 00:32:00,892
[CHUCKLES] Thank you! Thank you!
718
00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:03,302
Thank you for this.
719
00:32:03,326 --> 00:32:07,502
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.
720
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,242
Thank you. Sit... sit... sit down.
721
00:32:10,266 --> 00:32:11,626
Sit... sit down.
722
00:32:12,526 --> 00:32:16,812
Well, I am delighted
723
00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:20,152
to be here with you all this evening
724
00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:22,482
and to be honored for the work
725
00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:26,622
I have been so passionate about
for all of these years.
726
00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:31,892
It is vital we continue
to provide psychiatric care
727
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,932
to the most vulnerable,
728
00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:35,592
and at the Staten Island
729
00:32:35,616 --> 00:32:38,132
Postgraduate Center for Mental Health,
730
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:44,272
that's just what you've been
doing for the last 33 years.
731
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,912
Give yourselves... yes!
Give yourselves a hand!
732
00:32:47,936 --> 00:32:50,512
- [CHUCKLES]
- [APPLAUSE]
733
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:55,452
But tonight is not just
734
00:32:55,476 --> 00:32:58,052
about celebrating our accomplishments.
735
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:02,652
It's also about getting
you marvelous people
736
00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:05,392
to open up your checkbooks.
737
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:08,232
[LAUGHTER] I know. I know.
738
00:33:08,256 --> 00:33:12,702
I know it can be impolite
739
00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:15,572
to talk about these kinds of things.
740
00:33:15,596 --> 00:33:20,672
But when it comes to raising money
741
00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:23,042
for a good cause,
742
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:26,882
I'll tell you my secret.
743
00:33:26,906 --> 00:33:28,212
["A LITTLE BRAINS,
A LITTLE TALENT" PLAYING]
744
00:33:28,236 --> 00:33:31,622
♪ You've got to know just what to say ♪
745
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:34,492
♪ And how to say it ♪
746
00:33:34,516 --> 00:33:38,162
♪ You've got to know what game to play ♪
747
00:33:38,186 --> 00:33:39,992
♪ And how to play it ♪
748
00:33:40,016 --> 00:33:41,892
♪ You got to stack the deck ♪
749
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:46,832
♪ With a couple of extra aces ♪
750
00:33:46,856 --> 00:33:50,142
♪ And this queen has her aces ♪
751
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,142
♪ ♪
752
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:54,012
♪ In all the right places ♪
753
00:33:54,036 --> 00:33:56,112
♪ I've done much more ♪
754
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,112
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
755
00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:06,106
♪ ♪
756
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:16,732
[KNIFE CHOPPING]
757
00:34:16,756 --> 00:34:23,796
♪ ♪
758
00:34:26,896 --> 00:34:28,342
[SLURPS]
759
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,442
♪ ♪
760
00:34:30,466 --> 00:34:32,782
Oh! Oh! Oh, my goodness.
761
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:34,512
[APPLAUSE]
762
00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:35,552
[SIGHS]
763
00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:42,192
♪ ♪
764
00:34:42,216 --> 00:34:43,722
Thank you!
765
00:34:43,746 --> 00:34:47,732
♪ ♪
766
00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:51,202
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- [SIGHS]
767
00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:52,802
That was nice.
768
00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:53,902
Yeah.
769
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,644
You hungry?
770
00:34:56,656 --> 00:34:58,572
I have class tonight, remember?
771
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,642
Oh, skip it.
772
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,412
We're doing our scene.
773
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,812
Oh.
774
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:05,812
You need me to call the teacher for you?
775
00:35:05,836 --> 00:35:07,182
Write you a note?
776
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,991
I'll be home late.
We're all getting drinks after.
777
00:35:10,546 --> 00:35:12,182
I'm not invited?
778
00:35:12,206 --> 00:35:13,992
[CHUCKLES] It's just the class.
779
00:35:14,016 --> 00:35:15,789
No, I understand.
780
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:19,492
Is that kid I met...
um, what's it... going with you?
781
00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:20,762
What's his face?
782
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,162
Eddie?
783
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:25,132
Yeah. Is Eddie going?
784
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,832
I don't know.
785
00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:28,632
[KEYS JINGLE]
786
00:35:28,656 --> 00:35:31,942
- Good-looking kid.
- Let's not do this, please.
787
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:33,812
No, I think he's a nice kid
and he's got a bright future.
788
00:35:33,836 --> 00:35:35,312
[CHUCKLES]
789
00:35:35,336 --> 00:35:37,425
Maybe you should go home with him after.
790
00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:38,842
You're such an asshole.
791
00:35:38,866 --> 00:35:40,282
He might be a really great lay.
792
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:41,612
- Good night.
- I don't... I'm being serious.
793
00:35:41,636 --> 00:35:42,652
- [PHONE RINGING]
- I'm late!
794
00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:43,652
Where you going?
795
00:35:43,676 --> 00:35:45,076
I'm late.
796
00:35:47,976 --> 00:35:49,531
Hello.
797
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,422
What's wrong?
798
00:35:51,446 --> 00:35:54,816
What? Neil? What is it?
799
00:35:56,616 --> 00:36:00,672
[SOMBER ORGAN MUSIC]
800
00:36:00,696 --> 00:36:07,736
♪ ♪
801
00:36:10,096 --> 00:36:11,812
Uh...
802
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:15,482
as most of you know,
uh, Paddy and I were friends.
803
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,776
I, uh...
804
00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:22,216
[SIGHS]
805
00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:25,842
Hope this doesn't offend anyone.
806
00:36:28,256 --> 00:36:31,232
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
807
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:38,296
♪ ♪
808
00:36:56,846 --> 00:36:59,046
[SHOE THUDDING]
809
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:29,516
♪ ♪
810
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:40,932
[HEELS CLICK]
811
00:37:40,956 --> 00:37:47,766
♪ ♪
812
00:37:53,936 --> 00:37:56,306
Can't imagine a life without you, Paddy.
813
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,082
[SMOOCHES]
814
00:37:59,106 --> 00:38:06,146
♪ ♪
815
00:38:19,218 --> 00:38:22,684
- I talked to Nicole last week.
- Oh, that's nice.
816
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:24,051
Yeah, she's...
817
00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:27,282
I don't think she's speaking
to me right now.
818
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:30,606
Hard to keep track. How is she?
819
00:38:31,606 --> 00:38:34,252
Oh, you know. Same. _
820
00:38:34,276 --> 00:38:38,422
I heard that she went down
for work... uh, to work.
821
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,262
- Oh, yeah. I talked to Jerry.
- _
822
00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:43,092
She's, uh... she just wasn't
right for the part.
823
00:38:43,116 --> 00:38:45,302
- Oh.
- Yeah.
824
00:38:45,326 --> 00:38:46,632
Darn.
825
00:38:46,656 --> 00:38:47,802
Hey, I was flipping the channels,
826
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,102
saw Ron on a police show.
827
00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:51,302
Yeah, it was a big car chase.
828
00:38:51,326 --> 00:38:53,402
I saw it too. He had a couple of lines.
829
00:38:53,426 --> 00:38:54,551
I was happy for him.
830
00:38:54,575 --> 00:38:55,633
Yeah.
831
00:38:56,509 --> 00:38:57,759
[EXHALES]
832
00:38:57,783 --> 00:38:59,442
He and his wife, Sue,
833
00:38:59,466 --> 00:39:01,282
they had another baby.
834
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,436
- Oh.
- Little boy.
835
00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:07,145
Spitting image of the father.
836
00:39:09,116 --> 00:39:12,692
Very strong jawline for
a little fella to carry off.
837
00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:14,886
[BOTH LAUGH]
838
00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:19,502
Talked to, uh, your old
buddy, uh, Joe last week.
839
00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:21,772
Oh. Well, how is he?
840
00:39:22,202 --> 00:39:25,396
He wants to do a revival of "Charity."
841
00:39:26,126 --> 00:39:28,042
You're kidding.
842
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,012
He wants to maybe start out of town,
843
00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:32,882
bring it in next season
and the season after.
844
00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:35,312
Golly. Well, I think that's wonderful.
845
00:39:35,336 --> 00:39:37,152
Oh, yeah, I just have to find
another director.
846
00:39:37,176 --> 00:39:39,246
I-I got too much on my plate.
847
00:39:41,402 --> 00:39:42,452
Hmm.
848
00:39:42,476 --> 00:39:44,762
You trust somebody else with it?
849
00:39:44,786 --> 00:39:47,592
I mean, if you were there to supervise.
850
00:39:47,616 --> 00:39:50,162
Joe wants to use all the original steps.
851
00:39:50,186 --> 00:39:51,681
Nobody knows them better than you.
852
00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:55,302
Oh, I-I don't... I don't know.
853
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:56,820
I'm...
854
00:39:58,026 --> 00:39:59,272
I'm busy.
855
00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:00,542
Yeah, but you don't have to be there
856
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,212
for the first few weeks of rehearsal
857
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,612
or early... early previews.
858
00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:07,312
I don't know. I can think of
ten people off the top of my head
859
00:40:07,336 --> 00:40:08,812
who would be just as good
860
00:40:08,836 --> 00:40:11,552
if not better than I would at that.
861
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,082
Well, it's not just any show.
862
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:16,047
That's our baby.
That's... that's "Charity."
863
00:40:16,676 --> 00:40:17,922
Well, if you like it so much,
864
00:40:17,946 --> 00:40:19,892
why don't you just do it yourself?
865
00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,332
[CHUCKLES]
866
00:40:21,356 --> 00:40:24,032
I'm not directing a revival.
I'm not that old.
867
00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:27,902
Yes, you are. [BOTH LAUGH]
868
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,826
[COUGHS]
869
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:34,148
You start directing revivals
of your own shows, you...
870
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,808
you might as well announce to the world
871
00:40:36,832 --> 00:40:39,066
that "My career's finished."
872
00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:44,075
Don't count me out yet.
873
00:40:44,506 --> 00:40:46,552
I still got plenty to do.
874
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:47,892
[TAPE PLAYER CLICKS]
875
00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,652
One, two, three, four, five,
876
00:40:49,676 --> 00:40:52,022
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
877
00:40:52,046 --> 00:40:55,092
These are just random notes
on this project
878
00:40:55,116 --> 00:40:59,362
called "The Ladies' Man"
or "Second-Hand Ladies' Man"
879
00:40:59,386 --> 00:41:01,932
or "Used Ladies' Man" or...
880
00:41:01,956 --> 00:41:03,532
[SLURPS]
881
00:41:03,556 --> 00:41:05,430
That's probably a better title.
882
00:41:05,454 --> 00:41:06,572
[MATCH STRIKES]
883
00:41:06,596 --> 00:41:08,612
Question the Ladies' Man's...
884
00:41:08,636 --> 00:41:11,912
Ladies' Man... Ladies' Man
keeps asking himself.
885
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,712
And of course he does it with humor.
886
00:41:13,736 --> 00:41:14,812
[SLURPS]
887
00:41:14,836 --> 00:41:16,082
As with all humor,
888
00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,322
there's a certain truth behind it.
889
00:41:18,346 --> 00:41:23,197
He asks himself, would you trade a lady
890
00:41:23,746 --> 00:41:26,492
who really cared about you,
891
00:41:26,516 --> 00:41:29,592
knew how much sugar and cream
you took in your coffee,
892
00:41:29,616 --> 00:41:32,262
knew exactly when your birthday was,
893
00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:34,972
rubbed Vicks on your chest
when you had a cold,
894
00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:37,085
babied you when you were losing,
895
00:41:37,109 --> 00:41:39,194
celebrated you when you were winning,
896
00:41:39,218 --> 00:41:42,312
dealt with all your infantile emotions...
897
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,812
if you had such a... a lady,
898
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,612
would you trade her
for a strange piece of ass?
899
00:41:47,636 --> 00:41:49,112
Just a girl who came along,
900
00:41:49,136 --> 00:41:51,152
a one-night stand
that you may never see again.
901
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,752
Would you trade that for that?
902
00:41:53,776 --> 00:41:55,622
One for the other?
903
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:56,892
[PHONE RINGING]
904
00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:58,286
His answer was...
905
00:42:00,816 --> 00:42:02,292
Yes, I would.
906
00:42:02,316 --> 00:42:05,232
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
907
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:08,002
It's autobiographical again.
908
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,272
[GROANS] Shit.
909
00:42:10,296 --> 00:42:11,742
Bobby?
910
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:14,572
- Yeah?
- It's for you.
911
00:42:14,596 --> 00:42:16,442
Honey, I'm working.
912
00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:18,336
This is... I'm working.
913
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:21,547
That's your last cigarillo for the day.
914
00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,692
- Okay.
- Okay.
915
00:42:27,716 --> 00:42:29,326
- Okay.
- [PHONE RECEIVER CLATTERS]
916
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,322
Hello. Who is it?
917
00:42:33,346 --> 00:42:35,192
Hi... hi, it's me.
918
00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:37,502
Oh. How's it going?
919
00:42:37,526 --> 00:42:40,572
[SIGHS] It's not working.
920
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,972
What's not working?
921
00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:45,302
The... the whole thing.
922
00:42:45,326 --> 00:42:47,272
It's... it's just one big joke.
923
00:42:47,296 --> 00:42:50,442
It's a...
it's a Saturday morning cartoon.
924
00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:53,442
There's no edge to it, no heart.
925
00:42:53,466 --> 00:42:56,682
Well, that's what you're there for, Gwen.
926
00:42:56,706 --> 00:42:58,052
You're there to supervise.
927
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:01,552
The choreography is fine.
It's everything else.
928
00:43:01,576 --> 00:43:03,292
It's the...
929
00:43:03,316 --> 00:43:04,722
[SIGHS]
930
00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:06,968
It's... it's fine. It's fine.
931
00:43:07,386 --> 00:43:08,832
It's fine.
932
00:43:08,856 --> 00:43:09,962
It'll be fine.
933
00:43:09,986 --> 00:43:11,502
I'm just gonna keep working with him.
934
00:43:11,526 --> 00:43:14,332
I just don't want for you to
have unrealistic expectations.
935
00:43:14,356 --> 00:43:17,872
It's not unrealistic
to... to expect it to be great.
936
00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,042
That's what we always expect, Gwen.
937
00:43:20,066 --> 00:43:24,012
Y... yes, well, I know that,
but...[SIGHS]
938
00:43:24,036 --> 00:43:27,012
All right, look, if we were
in New York right now,
939
00:43:27,036 --> 00:43:28,752
I would tell you to get in a cab
940
00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,622
and come down and just put your
eyes on it for two minutes.
941
00:43:30,646 --> 00:43:34,016
But that's not an option, so...
942
00:43:36,776 --> 00:43:38,392
[SIGHS] What time do you...
943
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,462
what time do you start
rehearsal tomorrow?
944
00:43:40,486 --> 00:43:42,462
["BIG SPENDER" PLAYING ON PIANO]
945
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:44,962
ALL: ♪ Hey, big spender ♪
946
00:43:44,986 --> 00:43:47,372
♪ ♪
947
00:43:47,396 --> 00:43:50,102
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
948
00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:52,702
♪ ♪
949
00:43:52,726 --> 00:43:55,342
♪ Hey, big spender ♪
950
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,182
♪ ♪
951
00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:03,752
♪ Spend a little time with ♪
952
00:44:03,776 --> 00:44:05,622
♪ Me ♪
953
00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:08,122
♪ Fun, laughs, good time ♪
954
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,792
♪ Fun, laughs, good time ♪
955
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:13,722
♪ Fun, laughs, good time ♪
956
00:44:13,746 --> 00:44:16,032
How's about it, palsy?
957
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:17,362
ALL: Yeah!
958
00:44:17,386 --> 00:44:19,202
♪ ♪
959
00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:20,632
- What am I supposed to do?
- I don't know.
960
00:44:20,656 --> 00:44:22,432
Give a half hour's worth
of notes and hope for the best?
961
00:44:22,456 --> 00:44:25,574
I've been giving notes
in there for a month.
962
00:44:25,598 --> 00:44:27,572
Sad thing is, you know, the cast,
963
00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:28,812
I mean, it's... they're... they're...
964
00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:29,855
they're... they're decent.
965
00:44:29,879 --> 00:44:31,812
- They're good, aren't they?
- Debbie's terrific.
966
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,452
She's a talented girl. Yes, I know.
967
00:44:34,476 --> 00:44:36,612
Everything else up there, though...
968
00:44:36,636 --> 00:44:37,922
I know. I know.
969
00:44:37,946 --> 00:44:40,482
I mean, if you could
just work with her, then...
970
00:44:40,506 --> 00:44:42,152
- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]
971
00:44:42,176 --> 00:44:43,669
Well, that poor director.
972
00:44:43,693 --> 00:44:45,922
I mean, he is trying his best.
973
00:44:45,946 --> 00:44:49,532
But he just isn't... you.
974
00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,562
[SIGHS] I don't know what to say.
975
00:44:51,586 --> 00:44:54,102
I mean, you would have to start
completely from scratch.
976
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,502
You'd have to get in there
with me, though.
977
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,472
The ch... the character work.
978
00:44:57,496 --> 00:44:59,996
Yeah, well, yeah, of... of course.
979
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:04,242
Last time we worked together...
980
00:45:04,627 --> 00:45:06,906
It went so well.
981
00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,012
[CHUCKLES]
982
00:45:10,036 --> 00:45:12,082
[COUGHING]
983
00:45:12,106 --> 00:45:13,752
[SOFT MUSIC]
984
00:45:13,776 --> 00:45:15,044
Yeah.
985
00:45:15,068 --> 00:45:17,662
♪ ♪
986
00:45:17,686 --> 00:45:18,992
What do you think?
987
00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:23,516
♪ ♪
988
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:33,472
["IF MY FRIENDS
COULD SEE ME NOW" PLAYING]
989
00:45:33,496 --> 00:45:35,472
♪ If they could see me now ♪
990
00:45:35,496 --> 00:45:37,942
♪ Alone with Mr. V ♪
991
00:45:37,966 --> 00:45:41,712
♪ Who's waiting on me
like he was a maître d' ♪
992
00:45:41,736 --> 00:45:44,482
♪ I'd hear my buddies saying ♪
993
00:45:44,506 --> 00:45:45,922
♪ "Crazy, what gives?" ♪
994
00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:49,792
♪ Tonight she's living like
the other half lives ♪
995
00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:51,962
♪ To think the highest brow ♪
996
00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:54,092
♪ Which I must say is he ♪
997
00:45:54,116 --> 00:45:56,062
♪ Should pick the lowest brow ♪
998
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,362
♪ Which there's no doubt is me ♪
999
00:45:58,386 --> 00:45:59,902
♪ What a step up ♪
1000
00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:02,432
♪ Holy cow, they'd never believe it ♪
1001
00:46:02,456 --> 00:46:04,742
- ♪ If my friends could see me ♪
- [CLAPPING]
1002
00:46:04,766 --> 00:46:06,166
All right, let's hold there.
1003
00:46:08,096 --> 00:46:11,612
Uh, what are you doing?
1004
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,402
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
1005
00:46:13,427 --> 00:46:14,712
Dancing.
1006
00:46:14,736 --> 00:46:16,752
[LAUGHTER]
1007
00:46:16,776 --> 00:46:18,326
That's not dancing.
1008
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:21,016
Well, they're your steps.
1009
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,392
Exactly.
1010
00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:25,846
What are you saying with those steps?
1011
00:46:27,506 --> 00:46:29,462
What's the story?
1012
00:46:31,726 --> 00:46:33,356
[SIGHS]
1013
00:46:36,052 --> 00:46:37,726
Gwen, show her the steps.
1014
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:42,712
But, oh... Bob.
1015
00:46:42,736 --> 00:46:44,685
What, you don't...
you don't remember them?
1016
00:46:45,206 --> 00:46:47,104
Well, no, I...
1017
00:46:47,406 --> 00:46:50,176
- I remember, but it's...
- Go ahead.
1018
00:46:51,706 --> 00:46:53,876
Oh, stop.
1019
00:46:57,346 --> 00:46:58,862
It's all yours.
1020
00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,346
[CHUCKLES]
1021
00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:03,632
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
1022
00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,432
This is very silly.
1023
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:06,502
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1024
00:47:06,526 --> 00:47:08,526
Take it back from the same place.
1025
00:47:10,866 --> 00:47:12,630
[SIGHS]
1026
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:37,786
[CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY]
1027
00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:43,596
[SIGHS]
1028
00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:52,512
And...
1029
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,752
♪ ♪
1030
00:47:55,776 --> 00:47:57,852
♪ If they could see me now ♪
1031
00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:00,382
♪ Alone with Mr. V ♪
1032
00:48:00,406 --> 00:48:04,022
♪ Who's waiting on me
like he was a maître d' ♪
1033
00:48:04,046 --> 00:48:06,922
♪ I'd hear my buddies saying ♪
1034
00:48:06,946 --> 00:48:08,532
♪ "Crazy, what gives?" ♪
1035
00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:12,702
♪ Tonight she's living like
the other half lives ♪
1036
00:48:12,726 --> 00:48:14,872
♪ To think the highest brow ♪
1037
00:48:14,896 --> 00:48:17,272
♪ Which I must say is he ♪
1038
00:48:17,296 --> 00:48:19,442
♪ Should pick the lowest brow ♪
1039
00:48:19,466 --> 00:48:22,212
♪ Which there's no doubt is me ♪
1040
00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:23,672
♪ What a step up ♪
1041
00:48:23,696 --> 00:48:26,412
♪ Holy cow, they'd never believe it ♪
1042
00:48:26,436 --> 00:48:29,182
♪ If my friends could see me ♪
1043
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,576
[PIANO STOPS PLAYING]
1044
00:48:38,392 --> 00:48:39,962
Now.
1045
00:48:46,486 --> 00:48:49,472
[PIANO PLAYING]
1046
00:48:49,496 --> 00:48:56,536
♪ ♪
1047
00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:19,102
[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYS]
1048
00:49:19,126 --> 00:49:26,166
♪ ♪
1049
00:49:39,806 --> 00:49:41,576
[MUSIC STOPS]
1050
00:49:44,076 --> 00:49:46,492
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1051
00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:48,494
You're a little early.
1052
00:49:48,886 --> 00:49:50,532
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1053
00:49:50,556 --> 00:49:52,748
It isn't time yet.
1054
00:49:53,826 --> 00:49:56,232
I told you the curtain is at 7:00.
1055
00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:58,391
_
1056
00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:01,090
God, you look magnificent.
1057
00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:08,076
Let's go.
1058
00:50:09,836 --> 00:50:11,846
It's time. [CHUCKLES]
1059
00:50:12,437 --> 00:50:15,552
- Okay.
- The theater is thataway.
1060
00:50:15,576 --> 00:50:17,862
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1061
00:50:17,886 --> 00:50:20,322
Ah, we've got to look at the spacing
1062
00:50:20,346 --> 00:50:21,992
for "Frug" in Boston.
1063
00:50:22,016 --> 00:50:24,402
I haven't seen the dimensions yet.
1064
00:50:24,426 --> 00:50:25,662
- Have you?
- It's tight.
1065
00:50:25,686 --> 00:50:27,575
That's... that's what they say.
1066
00:50:28,096 --> 00:50:29,926
I think it's very tight.
1067
00:50:31,016 --> 00:50:32,842
What did Danny say
about those ticket sales?
1068
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,372
Well, he said that we're sold out
1069
00:50:35,396 --> 00:50:36,972
for the rest of Washington.
1070
00:50:36,996 --> 00:50:40,542
He thinks that by the time
we start advertising in Boston,
1071
00:50:40,566 --> 00:50:42,852
- we're going to be in a... Bob?
- Uh, something's wrong.
1072
00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:44,422
Bob! Oh, oh, God!
1073
00:50:44,446 --> 00:50:46,122
Oh... Okay, okay. It's okay.
1074
00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:47,289
Something's wrong.
1075
00:50:47,313 --> 00:50:48,563
Yup. That's okay. That's okay.
1076
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:51,092
You're just... you're
having a seizure, okay?
1077
00:50:51,116 --> 00:50:54,292
It's okay. Somebody call an ambulance!
1078
00:50:54,316 --> 00:50:56,092
Please! He's an epileptic!
1079
00:50:56,116 --> 00:50:57,692
We just need to get you your Dilantin.
1080
00:50:57,716 --> 00:51:00,132
That's all. That's all.
All right. All right.
1081
00:51:00,156 --> 00:51:03,632
So they'll hold the curtain
as long as they need to.
1082
00:51:03,656 --> 00:51:05,442
Nobody's starting anything without you.
1083
00:51:05,466 --> 00:51:07,372
Don't want you worrying
about that right now.
1084
00:51:07,396 --> 00:51:09,783
And we'll j... we'll get there
when we get there.
1085
00:51:10,196 --> 00:51:11,443
[RAGGED BREATHING]
1086
00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:12,536
Okay?
1087
00:51:14,806 --> 00:51:17,352
There we go. Okay, I'm here.
1088
00:51:17,376 --> 00:51:19,182
I'm here. Yup, yup. There I am.
1089
00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:21,192
Yup, give me your... there you go.
1090
00:51:21,216 --> 00:51:22,846
There you go. Give me that hand.
1091
00:51:24,446 --> 00:51:25,922
There we go.
1092
00:51:25,946 --> 00:51:28,262
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1093
00:51:28,286 --> 00:51:30,095
[EXHALES]
1094
00:51:30,756 --> 00:51:32,348
Bobby?
1095
00:51:33,486 --> 00:51:34,626
Okay?
1096
00:51:34,650 --> 00:51:37,572
♪ ♪
1097
00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:39,540
[GROANS]
1098
00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:43,972
♪ ♪
1099
00:51:43,996 --> 00:51:45,861
I'm right here, Bobby.
1100
00:51:45,886 --> 00:51:49,833
♪ ♪
1101
00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:51,884
Okay? I'm right here.
1102
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:53,846
[CRIES SOFTLY]
1103
00:51:53,870 --> 00:52:01,556
♪ ♪
1104
00:52:03,656 --> 00:52:05,256
[CRIES]
1105
00:52:07,686 --> 00:52:14,736
♪ ♪
1106
00:52:17,536 --> 00:52:21,152
[SCATTING]
1107
00:52:21,176 --> 00:52:22,512
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1108
00:52:22,536 --> 00:52:24,582
When do I find out
if I got this part or not?
1109
00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:25,822
You already got this part.
1110
00:52:25,846 --> 00:52:27,252
You had the part before
you walked in here.
1111
00:52:27,276 --> 00:52:30,322
Well, why didn't you just
say so when I came in here?
1112
00:52:30,346 --> 00:52:32,292
You didn't ask.
1113
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:35,032
♪ ♪
1114
00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:36,632
[MATCHES RATTLING]
1115
00:52:36,656 --> 00:52:39,602
[PANTING]
1116
00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:43,956
[SIGHS] So what next?
1117
00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:48,742
I don't know. I-I'm very
nervous for some reason.
1118
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,012
Yeah.
1119
00:52:51,427 --> 00:52:53,082
So am I.
1120
00:52:53,106 --> 00:52:56,812
♪ ♪
1121
00:52:56,836 --> 00:52:58,726
I'm here, Bobby.
1122
00:53:00,102 --> 00:53:01,752
I'm here.
1123
00:53:01,776 --> 00:53:04,922
♪ ♪
1124
00:53:04,946 --> 00:53:06,861
[CRIES]
1125
00:53:06,886 --> 00:53:08,110
Here.
1126
00:53:14,926 --> 00:53:16,810
Bobby.
1127
00:53:16,849 --> 00:53:25,866
♪ ♪
1128
00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:38,022
[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
1129
00:53:38,046 --> 00:53:45,086
♪ ♪
1130
00:53:56,848 --> 00:54:00,928
_
1131
00:54:00,929 --> 00:54:04,977
_
1132
00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:08,747
_
1133
00:54:08,748 --> 00:54:16,428
_
1134
00:54:17,063 --> 00:54:21,375
♪ ♪
1135
00:54:21,376 --> 00:54:24,821
_
1136
00:54:24,822 --> 00:54:29,817
_
1137
00:54:40,106 --> 00:54:43,146
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1138
00:54:46,606 --> 00:54:52,381
_
1139
00:54:52,385 --> 00:55:01,075
_
1140
00:55:01,076 --> 00:55:08,589
_
1141
00:55:08,589 --> 00:55:15,237
_
1142
00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:23,056
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
1143
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:47,246
♪ ♪
1144
00:56:37,596 --> 00:56:40,572
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC]
1145
00:56:40,596 --> 00:56:56,646
♪ ♪
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