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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,552 --> 00:00:33,851 - Drink it up, drink it up. 2 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:36,184 Let me get a selfie with it. 3 00:00:38,766 --> 00:00:41,206 - Sorry. - Chase won this. 4 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,517 He's a true artist. 5 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:45,770 - This is a film trophy. 6 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:48,044 Ever won a trophy before? 7 00:00:48,044 --> 00:00:50,573 And painting your wang gold doesn't count. 8 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:24,773 Here. 9 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,464 - I knew it. 10 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:32,773 I knew you thought these things were bull shit. 11 00:01:32,773 --> 00:01:34,551 - You are such a prick. 12 00:01:36,149 --> 00:01:39,316 - I'll get the rest of my stuff later. 13 00:01:40,185 --> 00:01:42,857 - Scarlet, Scarlet, stop. 14 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:44,774 I'm trying to be happy. 15 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,513 And that kills you. 16 00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:50,596 - OK, OK, OK. 17 00:01:58,301 --> 00:02:00,134 - We need to be apart. 18 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,606 For now. 19 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:05,029 - Gonna march right out that door. 20 00:02:05,029 --> 00:02:06,598 You're gonna turn around and be right back in here 21 00:02:06,598 --> 00:02:10,098 10 seconds from now because you always do. 22 00:02:11,195 --> 00:02:12,864 What are you doing, that's my grandmother's ring. 23 00:02:12,864 --> 00:02:14,944 - Yeah, I know, passed down for generations. 24 00:02:14,944 --> 00:02:17,183 Worth 100 zillion dollars. 25 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:45,513 - 10, nine. 26 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:49,271 Eight, seven. 27 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:51,760 Six, five. 28 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:56,450 Four, three, two, one. 29 00:03:26,036 --> 00:03:27,286 Hey, I'm sorry. 30 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:32,568 Just please, I know you're mad, 31 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:36,068 but just, when you get this, if you could. 32 00:03:36,909 --> 00:03:37,742 Hey. 33 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:41,111 Yeah. 34 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:47,216 Where is she, can I talk to her? 35 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:49,970 Sorry? 36 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,031 Sorry for what? 37 00:03:55,814 --> 00:03:57,981 What do you mean identify? 38 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:43,386 ? Doctor I've paid for this painful melody ? 39 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:48,054 ? It's not so much a man ? 40 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,971 ? He's more like a respiratory ? 41 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:57,193 - Smells great. 42 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:04,149 - It sucked. 43 00:05:04,149 --> 00:05:06,483 I never should have became a lawyer. 44 00:05:06,483 --> 00:05:08,505 Considering I hate most people. 45 00:05:08,505 --> 00:05:12,088 - Well, someone's got to do the dirty work. 46 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:18,673 - This is old recipe from my Aunt Inglemar, 47 00:05:19,592 --> 00:05:21,501 Swedish meatballs. 48 00:05:21,501 --> 00:05:25,668 Onions, with garlic and extra, extra virgin olive oil. 49 00:05:30,359 --> 00:05:33,526 - You can never have too much of that. 50 00:06:04,499 --> 00:06:08,082 She stopped cooking for me a long time ago. 51 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,149 Even though I've rented this apartment, 52 00:06:43,432 --> 00:06:45,442 she's still moving in with her sisters, 53 00:06:45,442 --> 00:06:46,942 that's never good. 54 00:06:52,819 --> 00:06:54,986 - Open up for me, Michael. 55 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,400 Come here, you bad boy. 56 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,233 Yeah. 57 00:07:15,382 --> 00:07:17,632 - Can we just, I mean, hey. 58 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,210 But can we just talk for a little bit? 59 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,911 - Oh, Michael's funny. 60 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:27,868 Talk. - No, I mean, like, 61 00:07:27,868 --> 00:07:31,727 actually just like go for a coffee or something. 62 00:07:33,524 --> 00:07:36,363 What the hell are you talking about? 63 00:07:36,363 --> 00:07:37,358 - Just like get out of here. 64 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,924 Not here to make friends, all right. 65 00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:45,656 - Just got out of here and we could just get, go, 66 00:07:45,656 --> 00:07:47,323 we could just-- - No. 67 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,999 You can keep the leftovers. 68 00:08:01,304 --> 00:08:02,137 - Thanks. 69 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,793 Hello? 70 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,325 What the fuck? 71 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,678 You still have that answering machine from the '80s, 72 00:08:22,678 --> 00:08:25,410 dude, it's not the '80s anymore. 73 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,254 Call me back. 74 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:30,989 Hi, I'm just calling to say hello to you. 75 00:08:30,989 --> 00:08:33,218 Wanted to hear your voice. 76 00:08:33,218 --> 00:08:36,878 I know you're probably sleeping or still working, perhaps? 77 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,077 Work junkie. 78 00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:43,612 Anyways, I've been thinking about what you said 79 00:08:43,612 --> 00:08:44,779 and I'm ready. 80 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:47,867 Yeah. 81 00:08:48,889 --> 00:08:50,684 Living together would be fun. 82 00:08:50,684 --> 00:08:53,022 Then maybe I won't miss you so much, huh? 83 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:57,802 Anyways, you should call me. 84 00:08:59,040 --> 00:08:59,873 Call me. 85 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:01,660 Call me. 86 00:09:02,907 --> 00:09:04,490 You should call me. 87 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:13,262 Oh, I wish you were here by my side right now. 88 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:16,029 You always make me feel special. 89 00:09:16,029 --> 00:09:17,446 Special, special. 90 00:09:20,139 --> 00:09:20,972 You are. 91 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:22,943 Amazing. 92 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,030 OK, babe. 93 00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:54,351 - Shit. 94 00:11:51,693 --> 00:11:52,526 Oh, la la. 95 00:11:57,252 --> 00:11:59,085 You're serious. - Yeah. 96 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:02,308 Does it look like I'm messing? 97 00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,391 Get the fuck out of here. 98 00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:07,841 - He's not gonna be happy. 99 00:12:09,152 --> 00:12:11,819 - I'm sick of desperate old men. 100 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,710 Look, you'll help me or what? 101 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:16,840 - Yeah. 102 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,621 You remember what I said? 103 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,110 - 10 years ago. 104 00:12:23,471 --> 00:12:26,638 - Foster care, jail for little people. 105 00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,654 Got two more lined up. 106 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:36,737 One of them's a little different, but easy money. 107 00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:38,705 And I'm done. 108 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:41,744 - Hey. 109 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,429 Remember what I said. 110 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,218 You'll help me out of whatever trouble I'm bound 111 00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:52,801 to make for myself? 112 00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:58,895 - Hey, thanks for helping me out, man. 113 00:12:58,895 --> 00:13:00,465 The client needs this tomorrow, 114 00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:02,920 and they are breathing down my neck. 115 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:09,238 You know how hard it is to sync sound 116 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,978 when you're just doing it blind like this? 117 00:13:10,978 --> 00:13:12,520 - Oh, don't worry about sound, I mean, 118 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,248 we can record ourselves if we want. 119 00:13:18,109 --> 00:13:20,376 I can feel your balls slapping, you know, 120 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,546 that kind of thing. 121 00:13:21,546 --> 00:13:22,760 She's good, though. 122 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,432 I'm thinking about putting her in a new trilogy 123 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:25,451 I'm creating. 124 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:28,223 Hey, when's the last time you've been out of the house? 125 00:13:29,802 --> 00:13:33,727 - Because you smell like an old man's pubis. 126 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:36,636 - You know I'm doing you a favor here, right? 127 00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:39,176 - Your whole place is full of boxes, 128 00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:41,656 full of Scarlet's stuff. 129 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,136 And I don't know if you've noticed, 130 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:45,492 but you've started stuttering again. 131 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,845 When I knocked on the door, you thought I was 132 00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:48,043 the delivery man. 133 00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,456 - I-- - Come on. 134 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:50,654 - I just. - Come on. 135 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:54,071 I want to show you something. - Hey, what. 136 00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:00,022 The Eiffel Tower. 137 00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:01,327 Ever been there in real life? 138 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,332 You have not. 139 00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:03,804 Have you ever seen a volcano? 140 00:14:03,804 --> 00:14:04,888 No. 141 00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:06,143 You haven't. 142 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:07,816 I'm pretty sure you haven't ridden bareback 143 00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:09,586 with a coed on a rocket that looks surprisingly like 144 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:12,101 a giant dick, I bet you haven't even seen 145 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,571 a real elephant or a real palm tree. 146 00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:16,623 - I have seen a palm tree. 147 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,909 - Oh, congratulations, you've seen a palm tree. 148 00:14:18,909 --> 00:14:21,501 I'm talking about being an artist, OK, 149 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,368 which is evidently what you're going for here. 150 00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:27,277 And you can't be unless you see the world. 151 00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:28,718 You have to experience things. 152 00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:32,685 You can't sit in your home all day like a fucking pile. 153 00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:37,020 That is why you are coming with me tonight. 154 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,030 - I thought you had to work. 155 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,871 - I work in a bar, where the alcohol flows 156 00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:43,539 like alcohol and the sluts come in by the dozen 157 00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:47,816 looking for guys just like you to get on their jock. 158 00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:50,709 Let's get weird with our dicks. 159 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:51,959 Say it with me. 160 00:14:57,072 --> 00:14:58,881 This is a latch ditch attempt. 161 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,910 I don't know, I don't think there's much here, 162 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,363 he's from his own 50 yard line. 163 00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:04,731 There's not much of a play here. 164 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:08,002 Oh, look at Perdecky on the other side line. 165 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,835 Poor guy, heartbreaking, holy cow. 166 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,306 - No, no, no, no. 167 00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:29,139 Fuck. 168 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,754 - And a suave businessman like yourself 169 00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:22,263 would probably appreciate the fact 170 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,663 that I'm currently in preproduction on a slate 171 00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:27,656 of erotic thriller, their porns. 172 00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:29,131 All about tit fucking. 173 00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:30,851 No one's ever done that before. 174 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,842 You could get in on the ground floor for $5,000 175 00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:36,787 you could be my executive producer, $3,000. 176 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,437 Fuck. 177 00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:40,687 Brethren, you look amazing. 178 00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,065 Try this. 179 00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:50,206 It's called a Cold Nicole. 180 00:16:51,572 --> 00:16:53,360 - I name all my drinks after women I want to bang 181 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,169 and assholes who don't tip. 182 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,086 Nicole, hi. 183 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:02,589 Looking forward to entering you at some point. 184 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,099 You look amazing. 185 00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,153 You look a little bit like a magician, but that's fine. 186 00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:09,304 You're here, putting out the vibe, I love it. 187 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:10,887 - Yeah, to, to, to. 188 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,455 - No stuttering, no stuttering. 189 00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:17,538 Remember, you are a Oscar-ish winner, 190 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:20,698 you know, that little trophy. 191 00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,702 Think about it like that. 192 00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:23,148 You're a filmmaker, award winning. 193 00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:25,063 - Cheap plastic toy rip off. 194 00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,992 - That's not the way you want to think. 195 00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:28,727 For those five minutes in that post secondary 196 00:17:28,727 --> 00:17:30,556 institution, you were an award winner. 197 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:34,373 Think about it like that and you'll go from there. 198 00:17:34,373 --> 00:17:36,711 - I think I'm just gonna take off, actually. 199 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:40,161 - This just doesn't feel right. 200 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:41,167 - Stay. 201 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,162 Have another drink. 202 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,040 And let me introduce you to a couple of co-eds 203 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,783 that I think would be interested in a guy like you. 204 00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,007 - This. 205 00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:52,097 - It looks like a poster to an excellent film, 206 00:17:52,097 --> 00:17:53,765 I don't know. - A woman found it 207 00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:55,824 in the restroom. - I don't go in 208 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,019 the women's restroom. 209 00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,436 - In my office, B-Rad. - Fuck. 210 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:30,571 - No. 211 00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,991 We are not all right yet. 212 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,079 - Hey, man. 213 00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:51,490 Oh, geez, sorry, sorry, sorry. 214 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:53,507 - Don't worry about it. 215 00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:54,500 On the house. 216 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,506 This is not a big deal. 217 00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:56,525 This is on the house. 218 00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:58,525 Shots, everybody, shots. 219 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:22,819 Chase, buddy. 220 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,028 You should call me. 221 00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:45,445 Call me, call me. 222 00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:49,312 You should hug me. 223 00:20:54,056 --> 00:20:56,242 The other night was so fun. 224 00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:59,021 I love it when you take time off for me. 225 00:20:59,021 --> 00:21:01,104 Makes me feel so special. 226 00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:24,985 - Fucking bloody hell. 227 00:21:26,248 --> 00:21:27,581 What time is it? 228 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:36,144 - You know that chalkboard is really quite girlish. 229 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:38,025 Does a girl live here? 230 00:21:38,025 --> 00:21:42,296 Or are you just a 14 year old teenie at heart? 231 00:21:42,296 --> 00:21:43,734 Do you lure children back here? 232 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:46,484 Is this a child pornography ring? 233 00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,430 Do you have an ash tray? 234 00:21:55,826 --> 00:21:59,993 - You know, I gave you a key so that you could crash here. 235 00:22:01,615 --> 00:22:05,448 A random on my couch? 236 00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:09,431 - We came to have a drink. 237 00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:10,585 No. 238 00:22:10,585 --> 00:22:13,252 We came to have a nap. - Ashtray. 239 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:21,995 Good stuff. 240 00:22:23,296 --> 00:22:24,379 - That's not. 241 00:22:25,505 --> 00:22:26,422 Never mind. 242 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,845 - Dude, I hate to do this, man, 243 00:22:55,845 --> 00:22:59,305 but apparently I agreed to work today. 244 00:23:00,362 --> 00:23:01,827 - She's leaving, she just needs a ride 245 00:23:01,827 --> 00:23:02,935 to her friend's place. 246 00:23:02,935 --> 00:23:06,054 - And I'm here editing your crap. 247 00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:06,887 Fuck off. 248 00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:11,463 - I would drive her myself, but I am fucking 249 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:14,083 still hammered. 250 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,766 I don't even have a car. 251 00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:19,433 - You do now, bitch. 252 00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:22,675 It's like riding a bike. 253 00:23:24,023 --> 00:23:27,331 You have seven new messages. 254 00:23:27,331 --> 00:23:29,498 To listen to your message. 255 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:35,287 - I have a package for a certain woman. 256 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,919 Hey, Ingrid? 257 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,229 Is that your real name? 258 00:23:43,229 --> 00:23:45,921 Anyways, it's Michael from the other night. 259 00:23:45,921 --> 00:23:47,338 Swedish meatball. 260 00:23:50,117 --> 00:23:52,218 Don't worry, I'm not gonna ask you out for coffee again 261 00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:53,860 or anything, yeah, but I was wondering 262 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,667 if I could make another appointment perhaps. 263 00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:01,817 - That's my husband, but he's not here right now. 264 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:05,317 Do you want to deliver your package to me? 265 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,332 Hey, it's me again. 266 00:24:11,332 --> 00:24:13,949 I don't remember if I left you my number. 267 00:24:13,949 --> 00:24:14,782 It's 416. 268 00:24:24,225 --> 00:24:27,708 - Just put it all down, OK, I told you I'm good for it. 269 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:30,477 Come on, man, you know me. 270 00:24:30,477 --> 00:24:31,310 Thank you. 271 00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:58,456 Is that a cassette player? 272 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,373 - Yep. - Cassettes, too. 273 00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:03,522 Move, move. 274 00:25:04,829 --> 00:25:05,930 Move. 275 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,161 My mom used to listen to all the classics on cassette. 276 00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:11,328 Stevie Wonder. 277 00:25:12,619 --> 00:25:15,152 Curtis Mayfield is the best. 278 00:25:15,152 --> 00:25:17,402 Freddy's Dead, my favorite. 279 00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:21,918 About a junkie that didn't make it. 280 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,006 Scarlet mix tape volume four. 281 00:25:36,641 --> 00:25:38,460 - Never Got to Say Sorry, 282 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,627 True Story of a Lost Love. 283 00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:44,664 Pretty on the nose, don't you think? 284 00:26:01,574 --> 00:26:02,824 - It's nothing. 285 00:26:09,721 --> 00:26:11,098 No, thank you. 286 00:26:12,091 --> 00:26:15,040 - All right, you're one of those people. 287 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,788 You know they say that black licorice 288 00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:18,944 is like the Smiths. 289 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,646 Not everybody likes them, but the people 290 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,894 that like them really like them. 291 00:26:22,894 --> 00:26:24,144 - Well, that's. 292 00:26:26,145 --> 00:26:27,403 That's. 293 00:26:28,952 --> 00:26:30,480 - That's. 294 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,750 - Great. 295 00:26:34,022 --> 00:26:36,027 I mean, not that there's anything wrong, 296 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,867 what, did you hit your head or something? 297 00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:40,378 - No. 298 00:26:40,378 --> 00:26:42,747 - I just like to ask people questions, hear their stories, 299 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:43,580 you know? 300 00:26:44,586 --> 00:26:47,336 What makes them the way they are. 301 00:26:48,234 --> 00:26:50,405 You know, I'm a writer, too. 302 00:26:50,405 --> 00:26:51,408 Yeah. 303 00:26:51,408 --> 00:26:53,713 Wrote a story once in fourth grade. 304 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:57,270 It's called the Day I Grew Six Feet. 305 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:58,648 Except they were actual feet, 306 00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:01,050 and I grew them in my backyard. 307 00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:04,251 They ended up running around downtown wreaking havoc. 308 00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:06,918 Had to herd them back like cats. 309 00:27:08,858 --> 00:27:10,441 It's stupid, right? 310 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:39,632 - Anyways. 311 00:27:40,653 --> 00:27:41,486 Thanks. 312 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:44,542 Have a good life. 313 00:27:50,643 --> 00:27:51,476 - Hey. 314 00:27:58,439 --> 00:27:59,439 - Valentine. 315 00:28:03,706 --> 00:28:06,487 - You leave the house, you end up running 5K. 316 00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:09,276 - Yeah, we're not doing the whole healthy juice stuff. 317 00:28:09,276 --> 00:28:11,115 It's not a juice bar. 318 00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:15,965 - I could squeeze you. 319 00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,465 Something for you. 320 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,527 Got me working here. 321 00:28:27,108 --> 00:28:28,396 Here you are. 322 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:31,035 It's fall, but I like to add a little summer 323 00:28:31,035 --> 00:28:32,643 to everything I do. 324 00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:33,476 - Thanks. 325 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:39,051 Just juice, seriously? 326 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,018 - Oh, yeah, sorry. 327 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:41,851 Could add. 328 00:28:44,339 --> 00:28:47,339 Didn't know you were a vodka jogger. 329 00:29:03,205 --> 00:29:05,555 - Look, I'm so sorry about his. 330 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:07,384 It's gonna be more than we thought. 331 00:29:07,384 --> 00:29:08,217 Five more. 332 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,962 They think they earned me? 333 00:29:11,962 --> 00:29:13,530 Fucking assholes. 334 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:16,385 - Remember that girl Ashley, from New York, 335 00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:17,378 the loud mouth? 336 00:29:17,378 --> 00:29:19,105 - Yeah. - Well, she's missing. 337 00:29:20,848 --> 00:29:22,765 - No, I don't think so. 338 00:29:27,047 --> 00:29:28,964 - This was a dumb idea. 339 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:36,532 Maybe I'm only good at one thing. 340 00:29:36,532 --> 00:29:40,615 - Hey, I've seen you do like five things at once. 341 00:29:51,561 --> 00:29:54,541 - Hey, beautiful salad for a beautiful woman. 342 00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:55,679 You look hungry. 343 00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:57,106 - That's very kind. 344 00:29:57,106 --> 00:29:58,689 I'm twice your age. 345 00:30:03,717 --> 00:30:05,884 Can a 12 year old do this? 346 00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:11,483 - It's very impressive, did you learn that at summer camp? 347 00:30:11,483 --> 00:30:13,120 Arts and crafts, maybe? 348 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,453 - No, I was more of a bow and arrow guy. 349 00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:18,450 - I know your type. 350 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,765 Steve Andrews, made out behind the canoes, 351 00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:24,419 and I never saw him again. 352 00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:25,722 - I would never do that to you. 353 00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:27,692 I would take you out on the canoe, 354 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,445 then we would make love. 355 00:30:29,445 --> 00:30:33,542 ? Hey ho hey ho ? 356 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:36,209 ? Hey ho hey ho ? 357 00:31:00,715 --> 00:31:03,210 - You know what, buddy, I'm fine. 358 00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:04,543 I said I'm fine. 359 00:31:19,722 --> 00:31:21,555 - If you need a place. 360 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,617 - I'd only be for a couple days. 361 00:31:28,901 --> 00:31:30,098 I was supposed to stay with a friend, 362 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:33,015 but I'll help out around the place. 363 00:31:36,417 --> 00:31:38,000 So thank you, love. 364 00:31:49,805 --> 00:31:51,004 Hey, Michael here. 365 00:31:51,004 --> 00:31:53,357 I'm leaving you another message. 366 00:31:53,357 --> 00:31:54,773 I've been texting, but I don't know 367 00:31:54,773 --> 00:31:57,662 if you get texts, so I'm not trying to bug you too much, 368 00:31:57,662 --> 00:32:01,246 but I wanted to see if you would do another session. 369 00:32:01,246 --> 00:32:04,642 That's 219 Fort York Boulevard. 370 00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:08,392 That's the address, in case you've forgotten. 371 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:50,126 ? All right take the moonlight to the end ? 372 00:32:50,126 --> 00:32:55,126 ? Can't do it all ? 373 00:32:55,803 --> 00:33:00,803 ? And the day brings you near me and I and you ? 374 00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:05,909 ? Here we come together I'll fall ? 375 00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:10,941 ? Greeted by norms ? 376 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,963 ? When we cross arms ? 377 00:33:12,963 --> 00:33:15,849 - Cigarette ash free, I promise. 378 00:33:15,849 --> 00:33:18,919 ? Fantasies ? 379 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:21,936 ? When we come together ? 380 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:25,072 - You mean, besides the cat's ass and the flaming 381 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,989 chicken of death? - Yes. 382 00:33:29,084 --> 00:33:32,004 ? When we cross the lines ? 383 00:33:32,004 --> 00:33:35,171 - You know how when you first wake up, 384 00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:40,774 you don't even have control over your thoughts yet, 385 00:33:40,774 --> 00:33:44,010 and the very first thing that rushes to mind is 386 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:45,093 someone else. 387 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,395 - No. 388 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:52,395 God, that would be so fucking awful. 389 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,487 That's for me. 390 00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:00,609 Yep, OK. 391 00:34:01,968 --> 00:34:03,051 I'll be back. 392 00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:05,283 - Sure. 393 00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:08,656 ? Do it all ? 394 00:34:08,656 --> 00:34:09,489 - Bye. 395 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:46,647 ? Plug me in ? 396 00:35:48,782 --> 00:35:51,687 I have the plans of a head. 397 00:35:51,687 --> 00:35:54,020 You want to get them closer. 398 00:35:55,836 --> 00:35:57,736 You should have mask on. 399 00:35:57,736 --> 00:35:59,653 - But I don't have one. 400 00:36:02,055 --> 00:36:04,888 - I hope you like pickled herring. 401 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:13,612 - No, I was just. 402 00:36:34,265 --> 00:36:37,182 - I think you're really hurting it. 403 00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:43,078 Hey, I have some things to take care of, 404 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:45,585 so I'm gonna take off. 405 00:36:45,585 --> 00:36:48,085 I just wanted to let you know. 406 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:55,883 What do you actually do for money? 407 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:57,716 - Nothing, I told you. 408 00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:00,616 - Nobody does nothing. 409 00:37:01,491 --> 00:37:03,657 - I know you saw me last night. 410 00:37:03,657 --> 00:37:04,740 Alex told me. 411 00:37:11,759 --> 00:37:13,424 Is that your? 412 00:37:13,424 --> 00:37:15,006 Is that? 413 00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:15,839 - Friend. 414 00:37:18,961 --> 00:37:22,294 OK, fine, I'm a natural culinary artist. 415 00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:30,003 - It's my thing. 416 00:37:58,402 --> 00:37:59,819 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 417 00:38:09,216 --> 00:38:10,966 - Dude, teets. - Yeah. 418 00:39:48,324 --> 00:39:50,008 - I'm uploading it right now. - You're usually two 419 00:39:50,008 --> 00:39:51,025 days early. 420 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:53,348 I make promises to people and now I look bad. 421 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:57,839 - I can't help you with that. - Just let me know. 422 00:39:57,839 --> 00:39:59,108 Are you busy with that girl? 423 00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:00,192 - No. 424 00:40:00,192 --> 00:40:01,478 - No. - Clemntine, whatever 425 00:40:01,478 --> 00:40:03,480 her name is. - This just, 426 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,597 really isn't my thing. - Fine, whatever. 427 00:40:05,597 --> 00:40:07,014 Just send it, OK? 428 00:40:08,277 --> 00:40:09,110 - Yeah. 429 00:40:10,019 --> 00:40:13,144 Down five five, six seconds left on the clock. 430 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,484 There's the snap, he dips back. 431 00:40:15,484 --> 00:40:17,920 He's close, he's flushed out of the pocket by Johnson. 432 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,020 He steps in, he sails up, throws the ball, 433 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,540 it's downfield, hail Mary, into the end zone, 434 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:26,174 touch down, he's got it-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 435 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,757 Fuck. - Incredible. 436 00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:31,028 - Fuck, fuck. - What a comeback. 437 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:33,436 Oh my God, I don't know what to say. 438 00:40:33,436 --> 00:40:36,436 In all my years, incredible. - Fuck. 439 00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:53,110 - This is the bench that my dad used to take me to. 440 00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:55,777 You know, it was like our bench. 441 00:40:57,299 --> 00:40:59,535 It's just funny because I didn't even like 442 00:40:59,535 --> 00:41:01,618 amusement parks or rides. 443 00:41:02,924 --> 00:41:06,269 So I guess I probably should have known 444 00:41:06,269 --> 00:41:10,436 that he was just taking me here to feed his habit. 445 00:41:13,922 --> 00:41:16,908 And I also probably should have known that 446 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:19,675 good old Uncle Eddie was actually a completely 447 00:41:19,675 --> 00:41:21,508 unrelated drug dealer. 448 00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:25,465 I don't blame him, though. 449 00:41:25,465 --> 00:41:27,382 After mom died. - Jesus. 450 00:41:39,026 --> 00:41:39,859 - Anyway. 451 00:41:41,474 --> 00:41:45,511 It's all right, he found lots of replacements. 452 00:41:45,511 --> 00:41:48,293 Have you ever dealt with a parent dating? 453 00:41:48,293 --> 00:41:50,126 - No. - It's the worst. 454 00:41:59,775 --> 00:42:00,858 - Oh, my mom. 455 00:42:02,168 --> 00:42:03,001 Well, she. 456 00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:07,876 Went with men for money. 457 00:42:09,513 --> 00:42:10,930 And other things. 458 00:42:12,281 --> 00:42:16,448 To be honest, I think she liked it more than she liked us. 459 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,044 - You're letting this place go. 460 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:25,691 - Yeah, I fired my maid. 461 00:42:32,612 --> 00:42:35,009 - You know people are hunting you. 462 00:42:35,009 --> 00:42:36,176 - Yeah, relax. 463 00:42:37,404 --> 00:42:40,154 Here, just relax, we're straight. 464 00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:47,360 - We're not. 465 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,270 Look, man, if that Valentine chick's out, 466 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:50,571 she needs to pay up. 467 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:53,071 So either she does, or you do. 468 00:42:57,899 --> 00:42:58,899 I'll get it. 469 00:43:00,052 --> 00:43:01,302 - You're crazy. 470 00:43:04,386 --> 00:43:06,136 You're fucking crazy. 471 00:44:19,734 --> 00:44:24,734 ? Is there a feeling in your bones ? 472 00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:30,510 ? Simply wasn't there before ? 473 00:44:32,794 --> 00:44:34,365 ? It's in the air ? 474 00:44:34,365 --> 00:44:36,163 ? It's in the water ? 475 00:44:36,163 --> 00:44:38,031 ? Wasn't ? 476 00:44:38,031 --> 00:44:43,031 ? There last week when you went home ? 477 00:44:45,451 --> 00:44:50,451 ? Is there a feeling inside your mind ? 478 00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:56,608 ? Keeps replaying all the time ? 479 00:44:57,856 --> 00:45:01,598 ? Can't erase it, can't disguise it ? 480 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:06,598 ? It's getting clear across your eyes. ? 481 00:45:11,590 --> 00:45:16,590 ? Rewind, replay ? 482 00:45:17,108 --> 00:45:22,108 ? Repeat ? 483 00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:27,074 ? Rewind ? 484 00:45:27,074 --> 00:45:29,752 ? Replay ? 485 00:45:29,752 --> 00:45:34,752 ? Repeat ? 486 00:45:39,618 --> 00:45:44,618 ? Rewind, replay ? 487 00:45:45,523 --> 00:45:47,606 ? Repeat ? 488 00:45:50,146 --> 00:45:53,032 - Sorry you had to hear that. 489 00:45:53,032 --> 00:45:55,061 I haven't played in so long. 490 00:45:55,061 --> 00:45:56,278 I used to play all the time, 491 00:45:56,278 --> 00:45:58,487 but then, I don't know, it just got busy 492 00:45:58,487 --> 00:46:00,669 and then I wrote that song when I was like 14 493 00:46:00,669 --> 00:46:04,752 and I haven't really written anything since, but. 494 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,858 ? Is there a feeling in your bones ? 495 00:46:28,858 --> 00:46:33,858 ? That simply wasn't there before ? 496 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,601 ? It's in the air ? 497 00:46:35,601 --> 00:46:37,323 ? It's in the water ? 498 00:46:37,323 --> 00:46:42,323 ? It wasn't there last week when you left home ? 499 00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:52,271 ? Rewind, replay, repeat ? 500 00:46:56,771 --> 00:47:00,188 ? Rewind, replay, repeat ? 501 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:10,199 ? Rewind, replay, repeat ? 502 00:47:20,685 --> 00:47:23,132 - I'm surprised, and I'm not easily surprised, 503 00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:24,882 of a horrifying life. 504 00:47:26,957 --> 00:47:29,451 - To be honest, it doesn't even totally feel like me. 505 00:47:29,451 --> 00:47:31,353 Which could be a good thing. 506 00:47:31,353 --> 00:47:33,603 - Just don't get hurt, man. 507 00:47:38,205 --> 00:47:39,947 - I was actually wondering if I could get your help 508 00:47:39,947 --> 00:47:42,775 with something. 509 00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:46,454 - No. 510 00:47:46,454 --> 00:47:48,109 Is it back, baby? 511 00:47:48,109 --> 00:47:52,609 The best God damn cocksucking fucking party in the city? 512 00:47:52,609 --> 00:47:54,908 The costume party to end all costume parties? 513 00:47:54,908 --> 00:47:56,341 Is that back, baby? 514 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,018 - Sorry I didn't let you throw it last year, man. 515 00:47:58,018 --> 00:47:59,198 - Totally get it. 516 00:47:59,198 --> 00:48:01,219 - I know, this thing's like Christmas to you. 517 00:48:01,219 --> 00:48:04,136 - It's like Christmas with a boner. 518 00:48:45,401 --> 00:48:48,904 - You will never guess where I am. 519 00:48:48,904 --> 00:48:52,087 - Look, I need that money back. 520 00:48:52,087 --> 00:48:55,551 - No, no, I knew you would do this. 521 00:48:55,551 --> 00:48:58,232 - I've just changed my mind. 522 00:48:58,232 --> 00:48:59,373 - I don't have it. 523 00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:02,893 - Look, I said we were gonna be-- 524 00:49:02,893 --> 00:49:04,732 - That was my life savings. 525 00:49:04,732 --> 00:49:07,565 - I said I would take care of you. 526 00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:12,935 Can you just not mention that part of my life 527 00:49:12,935 --> 00:49:14,337 when you meet her? - You mean the whole 528 00:49:14,337 --> 00:49:16,987 other job involves working with naked women constantly part? 529 00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:18,843 Yeah, I don't think she'd be too into it. 530 00:49:18,843 --> 00:49:20,463 She's more refined than that. 531 00:49:20,463 --> 00:49:22,101 - Yeah. 532 00:49:24,432 --> 00:49:27,040 - I'm just saying, man. 533 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,120 This is not the B-Rad we all know and love. 534 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:31,953 Hello? 535 00:49:33,328 --> 00:49:34,161 Valentine? 536 00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:55,109 - Hi. 537 00:49:55,109 --> 00:49:55,942 - Hi. 538 00:49:57,348 --> 00:49:59,001 How are you? - I'm good. 539 00:49:59,001 --> 00:50:01,026 - Good. - I'm like a doctor. 540 00:50:01,026 --> 00:50:03,648 Always on call. - I appreciate that. 541 00:50:03,648 --> 00:50:06,287 Although I hate doctors. 542 00:50:06,287 --> 00:50:07,855 - I'm not really a doctor. - Good. 543 00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:11,015 - Listen. 544 00:50:11,015 --> 00:50:13,832 My friend Chase and I, we used to do this 545 00:50:13,832 --> 00:50:16,915 great Halloween thing, and it's back. 546 00:50:18,411 --> 00:50:20,078 You want to come? 547 00:50:21,569 --> 00:50:22,819 - It's a party. 548 00:50:23,904 --> 00:50:25,270 - Wow. 549 00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:28,386 Would we go trick or treating first? 550 00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:46,205 - Prague, if I could go anywhere. 551 00:50:46,205 --> 00:50:48,544 That's where you should go. 552 00:50:48,544 --> 00:50:51,113 You know, we get lost in streets full of strangers, 553 00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:52,946 delirious on absinthe. 554 00:50:53,821 --> 00:50:57,472 Go find a park where Kafka played the violin. 555 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:58,769 - Fall in love with a clock tower 556 00:50:58,769 --> 00:51:00,889 made in the 13th century. 557 00:51:00,889 --> 00:51:02,806 - Oh, I hope you don't. 558 00:51:05,994 --> 00:51:07,381 - Give me. - No way. 559 00:51:07,381 --> 00:51:10,298 - Come on, I'm serious. - I am, too. 560 00:51:16,951 --> 00:51:18,731 - I got to go. 561 00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:24,749 - I have to, he needs me. 562 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:27,999 - Look, you don't know the whole story. 563 00:51:29,974 --> 00:51:32,068 - Don't. 564 00:51:33,112 --> 00:51:35,432 What are we doing here? 565 00:51:35,432 --> 00:51:37,245 What's your deal? 566 00:51:38,258 --> 00:51:39,398 - Yeah. 567 00:51:39,398 --> 00:51:41,065 Who are you, really? 568 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:43,817 - I'm here. 569 00:51:43,817 --> 00:51:45,160 You don't need to see that. 570 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,283 - Yeah, but what is with being all these other people? 571 00:51:48,283 --> 00:51:50,922 The accents, playing dress up in stupid costumes, 572 00:51:50,922 --> 00:51:52,732 why can't you just be you? 573 00:51:52,732 --> 00:51:53,914 - Sometimes I just don't like being me, OK? 574 00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,484 I just don't. 575 00:51:55,484 --> 00:51:57,540 - That is part of you, too. 576 00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:59,463 OK, all of it. 577 00:51:59,463 --> 00:52:01,131 And you know, maybe some of us actually like you 578 00:52:01,131 --> 00:52:02,298 being you, OK? 579 00:52:07,113 --> 00:52:09,446 You know, I've got a riddle. 580 00:52:11,105 --> 00:52:13,355 Why don't you just try being yourself 581 00:52:13,355 --> 00:52:15,522 and see if the world ends. 582 00:52:19,492 --> 00:52:21,159 - It's not a riddle. 583 00:52:32,506 --> 00:52:36,703 - They're coming for me. 584 00:52:36,703 --> 00:52:37,928 - I lost it. 585 00:52:37,928 --> 00:52:39,815 I lost all of it. - Jesus. 586 00:52:39,815 --> 00:52:42,648 - They said they're gonna hurt me. 587 00:52:47,132 --> 00:52:50,132 - There's this guy, a real rich guy. 588 00:52:51,123 --> 00:52:53,706 They call him Fat Bobby. - Nice. 589 00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:06,669 - Hey. - Hi. 590 00:53:07,509 --> 00:53:10,682 - Out of the way, Halloweener. 591 00:53:10,682 --> 00:53:12,252 Come on in. 592 00:53:12,252 --> 00:53:13,901 Let me take your coat there. 593 00:53:13,901 --> 00:53:16,234 This is a screaming banshee. 594 00:53:18,117 --> 00:53:20,117 I just mixed it for you. 595 00:53:21,145 --> 00:53:22,895 It's about 100 proof. 596 00:53:25,304 --> 00:53:26,554 - Good. 597 00:53:26,554 --> 00:53:28,721 It's very good, thank you. 598 00:53:39,797 --> 00:53:41,466 Jeff, tell her what you do. 599 00:53:41,466 --> 00:53:43,249 - I wear hats for a living. 600 00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:45,745 - No, he's an amazing DJ. 601 00:53:45,745 --> 00:53:47,497 He brings a tiger shark on stage. 602 00:53:47,497 --> 00:53:49,036 - Yo, bro. 603 00:53:49,036 --> 00:53:50,776 How are ya, good to see you come out of retirement. 604 00:53:50,776 --> 00:53:53,116 You should do more of these. 605 00:54:02,966 --> 00:54:04,216 - Hey, it's me. 606 00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:07,245 Sorry, this is silly. 607 00:54:08,611 --> 00:54:12,292 I guess I just wanted to hear your voice. 608 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,407 I was thinking about that riddle 609 00:54:13,407 --> 00:54:16,800 that you told me and I think I'm gonna take you up 610 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,022 on it, because if you like me, that's at least 611 00:54:21,022 --> 00:54:23,939 one less person I have to convince. 612 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,667 You're Fat Bobby? 613 00:54:37,137 --> 00:54:39,137 - I've been working out. 614 00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:02,810 You really are something special. 615 00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:04,917 - My name is Monique. 616 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:06,259 Let me get to work, OK? 617 00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:10,436 - I thought you were supposed to be French. 618 00:55:18,323 --> 00:55:20,182 - Yeah, yeah. 619 00:55:20,182 --> 00:55:22,026 You're the trick who doesn't fuck. 620 00:55:22,026 --> 00:55:24,017 - I'm sure we can find you someone else, 621 00:55:24,017 --> 00:55:25,684 we can call it even. 622 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,229 - That would be the best idea ever. 623 00:55:29,229 --> 00:55:31,453 We should invite that upstairs guy named Mark, 624 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:32,939 he's a nudist. 625 00:55:32,939 --> 00:55:36,106 Like maybe weird gremlins, then I got. 626 00:55:48,784 --> 00:55:49,951 - Put it down. 627 00:55:50,893 --> 00:55:52,143 I'm not hungry. 628 00:55:58,810 --> 00:55:59,643 Now. 629 00:56:02,430 --> 00:56:04,430 I'm gonna sit over here. 630 00:56:05,597 --> 00:56:06,430 And you. 631 00:56:08,126 --> 00:56:11,118 You're gonna get undressed. 632 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,535 Or is that against the rules? 633 00:56:21,001 --> 00:56:21,918 Let me see. 634 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,690 Tell me what a bad little girl you've been in school. 635 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:47,327 - I thought I was a French maid. 636 00:56:47,327 --> 00:56:51,408 - You're whatever the fuck I say you are. 637 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:54,325 You're doing this part time, right? 638 00:56:55,261 --> 00:56:58,844 To help pay your way through school, right? 639 00:57:01,576 --> 00:57:02,409 Up. 640 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,193 - Shh. 641 00:57:14,429 --> 00:57:16,346 What are you afraid of? 642 00:57:28,927 --> 00:57:32,510 You've been a bad little girl, haven't you? 643 00:57:35,697 --> 00:57:38,197 Answer me. - Yeah, yeah I have. 644 00:57:39,321 --> 00:57:40,321 - I knew it. 645 00:59:39,481 --> 00:59:40,481 - Hey. - Hey. 646 00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:49,788 How was the party? 647 00:59:50,865 --> 00:59:53,532 - Nothing special. - Sounds nice. 648 00:59:59,482 --> 01:00:02,815 - I don't think I'm gonna be going back. 649 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,560 - Thank you. 650 01:00:14,133 --> 01:00:16,966 - I don't know, but it feels good. 651 01:01:24,686 --> 01:01:28,064 You know what I've been craving all night? 652 01:01:28,064 --> 01:01:29,863 Jamaican patties. 653 01:01:32,029 --> 01:01:35,251 - I've been cooking for too many losers. 654 01:01:35,251 --> 01:01:37,168 You want one? 655 01:01:39,978 --> 01:01:41,728 Way too fast. 656 01:02:11,293 --> 01:02:12,460 - This. 657 01:02:23,668 --> 01:02:24,501 - Chase. 658 01:02:25,729 --> 01:02:26,562 - Brad. 659 01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:29,261 - OK, listen to me. 660 01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:34,043 - Chase, I. 661 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:38,945 Set this up? 662 01:02:38,945 --> 01:02:41,092 - Yeah, I knew Brad from before, but it's not 663 01:02:41,092 --> 01:02:45,538 what you think. - Of course he would do this. 664 01:02:45,538 --> 01:02:48,917 Did he pay you to pity fuck me? 665 01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:52,678 - I don't sleep with people for money, asshole. 666 01:02:52,678 --> 01:02:55,345 - God, I'm such a fucking idiot. 667 01:02:56,886 --> 01:02:59,969 - Brad did pay me to hang out, Chase, 668 01:03:00,924 --> 01:03:03,120 at the bar that one time. 669 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,442 I didn't even want to take the money because you ran out. 670 01:03:47,303 --> 01:03:48,386 Where's Brad? 671 01:03:51,434 --> 01:03:52,950 - Hey, bro. 672 01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:54,495 How you been? 673 01:03:56,254 --> 01:03:57,421 What the fuck? 674 01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:04,477 I can't believe you did this to me. 675 01:04:04,477 --> 01:04:06,727 You're such a fucking dick. 676 01:04:11,252 --> 01:04:15,564 I'm the guy who checked on you for six months. 677 01:04:15,564 --> 01:04:17,712 I gave you a job that you could 678 01:04:17,712 --> 01:04:20,040 do out of your own apartment. 679 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:23,176 Fine, it was a job that was beneath you, but, 680 01:04:23,176 --> 01:04:25,176 that's not fucking fair. 681 01:04:26,151 --> 01:04:27,068 I'm a dick? 682 01:04:28,767 --> 01:04:30,516 Do you ever ask me about me? 683 01:04:30,516 --> 01:04:32,047 Do you ever just call me up and say, 684 01:04:32,047 --> 01:04:33,374 "How are you doing?" 685 01:04:33,374 --> 01:04:35,112 No, you don't. 686 01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:36,565 - We talk literally everyday. 687 01:04:36,565 --> 01:04:39,232 - About your fucking depression. 688 01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:45,576 I have spent 365 times two, 730, I don't, 689 01:04:46,847 --> 01:04:51,014 a lot of fucking days talking about your depression, 690 01:04:53,054 --> 01:04:54,471 and I'm the dick. 691 01:05:02,622 --> 01:05:05,203 - Not depressed anymore. 692 01:05:05,203 --> 01:05:06,036 Pissed. 693 01:05:07,813 --> 01:05:09,313 I'm not depressed. 694 01:05:10,526 --> 01:05:12,109 - That's good news. 695 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,707 Certainly lightened up. 696 01:05:16,884 --> 01:05:21,051 You learned to throw a punch in there, somehow, too. 697 01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:37,901 - Fuck. - Did you think 698 01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:40,151 I wouldn't find out? 699 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,438 - Fucking nerve. 700 01:05:43,438 --> 01:05:45,688 What are you talking about? 701 01:05:46,656 --> 01:05:49,406 - Bob's not doing too well, Alex. 702 01:05:50,407 --> 01:05:52,740 - You, I didn't do anything. 703 01:05:57,783 --> 01:05:59,023 No. 704 01:05:59,023 --> 01:06:01,856 No, no, Rob, come on, man, please. 705 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:18,705 Wait, please, please, please, please, please, don't, 706 01:06:18,705 --> 01:06:20,361 I didn't do anything. 707 01:06:20,361 --> 01:06:22,797 - Who, who, I don't know who you're talking about? 708 01:06:22,797 --> 01:06:25,990 - Your fucking foster care friend. 709 01:06:25,990 --> 01:06:27,240 - I don't know. 710 01:06:28,215 --> 01:06:29,048 Please. 711 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,009 This would be. 712 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:13,055 - So embarrassed. 713 01:08:13,055 --> 01:08:14,722 - No need, trust me. 714 01:08:15,682 --> 01:08:18,703 - Sorry about what happened. 715 01:08:18,703 --> 01:08:19,786 Brad told me. 716 01:08:21,924 --> 01:08:23,674 She leaving for good? 717 01:08:25,271 --> 01:08:26,104 - Yeah. 718 01:08:32,337 --> 01:08:33,895 - She lied to me. 719 01:08:35,317 --> 01:08:38,157 Try faking a marriage for 15 years. 720 01:08:38,157 --> 01:08:39,740 - Sorry. - Don't be. 721 01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:41,822 I'm not. 722 01:08:41,822 --> 01:08:43,660 Relationships. 723 01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:47,599 Hell, life sucks a lot of the time, but don't 724 01:08:47,599 --> 01:08:49,469 let that stop you from experiencing the time 725 01:08:49,469 --> 01:08:51,831 it doesn't suck, you know? 726 01:08:51,831 --> 01:08:55,998 If it's not one thing, it'll be something else, trust me. 727 01:09:01,064 --> 01:09:05,231 - Yeah, I'm probably still just buzzed from last night. 728 01:10:07,826 --> 01:10:10,146 - I don't give myself to them. 729 01:10:10,146 --> 01:10:12,315 They don't even get a piece of me. 730 01:10:12,315 --> 01:10:13,982 They don't get this. 731 01:10:22,001 --> 01:10:22,918 This is me. 732 01:10:42,951 --> 01:10:44,470 - Yeah, I'm looking for your friend, 733 01:10:44,470 --> 01:10:46,760 she's about this tall, real cute. 734 01:10:48,498 --> 01:10:51,936 - Yeah, if I did, I wouldn't be here, would I? 735 01:10:51,936 --> 01:10:55,269 Hey, I'm gonna use your bathroom, buddy. 736 01:11:07,512 --> 01:11:11,679 What exactly do you think is going on between you two? 737 01:11:13,744 --> 01:11:15,827 Are you guys like dating? 738 01:11:17,419 --> 01:11:19,013 You think you're her boyfriend, 739 01:11:19,013 --> 01:11:20,275 is that what you fucking think? 740 01:11:20,275 --> 01:11:21,652 - You should probably just-- 741 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:23,069 - Hey, hey. 742 01:11:23,069 --> 01:11:24,449 Where the fuck is she? - She left. 743 01:11:30,725 --> 01:11:32,194 You don't understand. 744 01:11:32,194 --> 01:11:33,864 I need to find her. 745 01:11:33,864 --> 01:11:35,773 I need to talk to her. 746 01:11:35,773 --> 01:11:38,015 You have to tell me where she is. 747 01:12:32,384 --> 01:12:34,967 - Would you just, not now, man. 748 01:12:39,577 --> 01:12:41,349 Yeah, OK, fine. 749 01:12:41,349 --> 01:12:45,398 Someone doesn't understand what the fuck, 750 01:12:45,398 --> 01:12:46,231 hey, hey. 751 01:12:50,019 --> 01:12:51,102 Got my texts? 752 01:12:52,772 --> 01:12:55,022 - Yeah, yeah, come. 753 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,280 - Yo, Chase. 754 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:03,658 Jesus Christ. 755 01:13:03,658 --> 01:13:05,289 Bro, I did not know it would come to this. 756 01:13:05,289 --> 01:13:06,873 - Brad, you have to tell me everything you know 757 01:13:06,873 --> 01:13:07,913 about this girl, all right? 758 01:13:07,913 --> 01:13:11,246 Who is this guy, what am I dealing with? 759 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:16,075 - So. 760 01:13:16,075 --> 01:13:18,795 How are your dreams coming around? 761 01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:21,795 - About as well as your marriage is. 762 01:13:23,258 --> 01:13:24,518 - Ouch. 763 01:13:24,518 --> 01:13:25,351 - Sorry. 764 01:13:26,626 --> 01:13:29,225 - No, I deserve it, I mean, fuck, just look at me 765 01:13:29,225 --> 01:13:30,058 right now. 766 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,207 - You deserve to be happy. 767 01:13:36,018 --> 01:13:39,768 I mean, at least as much as anyone else does. 768 01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:43,353 - This is so cliche. 769 01:13:43,353 --> 01:13:46,047 - Paying you to be 770 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,964 my therapist. - Therapy's expensive. 771 01:13:50,628 --> 01:13:51,461 - I know. 772 01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:54,407 And they charge double for couples. 773 01:13:54,407 --> 01:13:56,707 - Yeah, and it's not either way. 774 01:13:56,707 --> 01:13:59,457 - I know, that's what I'm saying. 775 01:14:01,981 --> 01:14:03,564 What are you doing? 776 01:14:06,473 --> 01:14:07,556 - No, I mean. 777 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,620 Why aren't you traveling the world and 778 01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:12,787 living a life? 779 01:14:18,185 --> 01:14:22,745 - What do you mean, this is me living my life. 780 01:14:29,123 --> 01:14:31,706 - Just like how amazing, like-- 781 01:14:35,359 --> 01:14:36,192 - You are. 782 01:14:40,419 --> 01:14:41,252 Forget it. 783 01:15:01,981 --> 01:15:03,035 - I have to go. 784 01:15:03,035 --> 01:15:05,095 - Look, I'm sorry. - Please, I can't, 785 01:15:05,095 --> 01:15:07,060 I'm just gonna go, all right. 786 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:08,628 - Michael, seriously, 787 01:15:08,628 --> 01:15:10,878 I'm just gonna-- - No, just. 788 01:15:15,474 --> 01:15:16,631 We're good, man. 789 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:26,040 Jesus fuck, does no one listen anymore? 790 01:15:28,394 --> 01:15:29,719 - Whoa. 791 01:15:30,918 --> 01:15:32,759 - Fuck you. 792 01:15:32,759 --> 01:15:34,048 You said we're good. 793 01:15:34,048 --> 01:15:36,115 I know she's fucking in here. 794 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:37,334 - Yeah, like we're good man, like you know, 795 01:15:37,334 --> 01:15:38,920 we'll see you later. 796 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,552 - Do not try and fuck with me. 797 01:15:40,552 --> 01:15:41,959 Tell me where she is. 798 01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:45,381 - Fuck off. 799 01:15:45,381 --> 01:15:46,919 - Alex. - What the fuck 800 01:15:46,919 --> 01:15:47,924 is going on here, man? 801 01:15:47,924 --> 01:15:48,757 - Stop it. 802 01:15:52,554 --> 01:15:55,863 I told you, I told you they were fucking serious. 803 01:15:55,863 --> 01:15:57,504 - Alex, listen, you don't have to do this. 804 01:15:57,504 --> 01:15:59,083 - Yes, I do. 805 01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:00,083 No, God, no. 806 01:16:01,582 --> 01:16:03,351 I told you, you did this. 807 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:05,832 - Let her go. - Holy fuck, shit. 808 01:16:05,832 --> 01:16:07,582 It's a party in here. 809 01:16:08,489 --> 01:16:09,739 - Chase, don't. - Slow down, man. 810 01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:11,199 - Fuck you, don't you fucking tell me to slow down. 811 01:16:11,199 --> 01:16:13,190 You slow down. 812 01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:14,023 - Alex. 813 01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:17,784 Alex, you need help, OK? 814 01:16:17,784 --> 01:16:20,065 - I need you to help me. 815 01:16:20,065 --> 01:16:21,482 Help me, help me. 816 01:16:22,933 --> 01:16:24,183 Please, please. 817 01:16:28,887 --> 01:16:29,957 - Hey, it's all right. 818 01:16:29,957 --> 01:16:32,566 She's done, she's done, OK, 819 01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:34,594 hey, it's over. - Fuck you. 820 01:16:34,594 --> 01:16:36,729 - Look at her, man. 821 01:16:36,729 --> 01:16:38,812 You care about this girl? 822 01:16:38,812 --> 01:16:39,645 - Yeah. 823 01:16:41,796 --> 01:16:42,879 - Yes. 824 01:16:44,177 --> 01:16:46,985 - Then stop. - No, fuck you. 825 01:16:46,985 --> 01:16:48,806 Back the fuck up, back up. 826 01:16:48,806 --> 01:16:50,556 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 827 01:16:52,035 --> 01:16:53,643 But I have to do this. 828 01:17:32,186 --> 01:17:34,019 - So, you're the girl. 829 01:17:35,748 --> 01:17:36,581 Tough. 830 01:17:38,346 --> 01:17:39,466 I like it. 831 01:17:39,466 --> 01:17:41,124 - Hey, look, I have nothing to do with it. 832 01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:43,124 - Hey, shut the fuck up. 833 01:17:44,792 --> 01:17:45,875 - Let her go. 834 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:52,951 - Thing is, you hurt one of our top clients. 835 01:17:52,951 --> 01:17:55,339 I get it, the guy is fucked up. 836 01:17:55,339 --> 01:17:57,539 But for us, he was the golden goose 837 01:17:57,539 --> 01:17:59,720 that laid the golden egg. 838 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,314 - Yeah, well, he had it coming. 839 01:18:02,314 --> 01:18:05,526 - All I know is it's gonna take a lot of work 840 01:18:05,526 --> 01:18:06,859 to pay this off. 841 01:18:07,734 --> 01:18:10,734 And I don't like unstable employees. 842 01:18:13,517 --> 01:18:15,880 So that leaves us in a predicament. 843 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,977 - Look, I can come up with the money. 844 01:18:17,977 --> 01:18:19,611 I mean, we don't care about-- 845 01:18:25,197 --> 01:18:27,306 Well, I care a lot. 846 01:18:27,306 --> 01:18:28,556 - Chase, don't. 847 01:18:32,936 --> 01:18:34,293 - It's an heirloom. 848 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:35,884 It's worth a hell of a lot more than all this. 849 01:18:35,884 --> 01:18:37,717 You take it, you walk. 850 01:18:56,094 --> 01:18:57,427 Valentine, wait. 851 01:19:02,372 --> 01:19:04,292 - That, that is my world. 852 01:19:04,292 --> 01:19:07,150 You're not a part of it, and I'm getting the hell out. 853 01:19:07,150 --> 01:19:10,527 - But you left that note, you wanted me to find you. 854 01:19:10,527 --> 01:19:11,694 - Don't Chase. 855 01:19:39,998 --> 01:19:40,831 Chase. 856 01:19:41,862 --> 01:19:44,104 I figured I'd swing by my dad's favorite 857 01:19:44,104 --> 01:19:46,687 theme park bench one last time. 858 01:19:48,106 --> 01:19:49,603 My flight's in two hours. 859 01:19:49,603 --> 01:19:53,186 It'd be nice to see you just one last time. 860 01:20:13,024 --> 01:20:13,857 Thank you. 861 01:20:15,031 --> 01:20:16,364 It was my mom's. 862 01:20:17,557 --> 01:20:18,974 - Guardian angel. 863 01:20:22,206 --> 01:20:23,806 - Chase. 864 01:20:23,806 --> 01:20:24,889 I'm so sorry. 865 01:20:25,729 --> 01:20:27,426 I'm sorry that I ran off. 866 01:20:27,426 --> 01:20:29,734 - Here, I thought it might come in handy during 867 01:20:29,734 --> 01:20:33,651 a lonely night in Prague. - Very first mix tape. 868 01:20:37,027 --> 01:20:39,959 On an actual cassette, none the less. 869 01:20:39,959 --> 01:20:41,700 - Damn right. 870 01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,867 That's what a mix tape is. 871 01:20:45,226 --> 01:20:47,750 - What am I supposed it play it on, though 872 01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:49,083 because I don't. 873 01:20:57,429 --> 01:21:00,012 Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 874 01:21:07,307 --> 01:21:10,347 I'm sorry, I don't really, I don't really know 875 01:21:10,347 --> 01:21:13,300 how to do this or what to say or. 876 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,133 I guess. 877 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:26,480 - Have a good life, Valentine. 878 01:22:51,917 --> 01:22:55,037 ? Bought some whiskey at the corner store ? 879 01:22:55,037 --> 01:22:58,751 ? Yeah it was stuff we can't afford ? 880 01:22:58,751 --> 01:23:02,539 ? Let's climb up on the roof tonight ? 881 01:23:02,539 --> 01:23:06,507 ? The stars above the city of light ? 882 01:23:06,507 --> 01:23:08,788 ? We break bread ? 883 01:23:08,788 --> 01:23:12,751 ? We drink wine ? 884 01:23:12,751 --> 01:23:16,094 ? We play records ? 885 01:23:16,094 --> 01:23:18,927 ? To fall in line ? 886 01:23:35,856 --> 01:23:40,130 ? Take the train to a stop ? 887 01:23:40,130 --> 01:23:43,373 ? Broken buildings on the side of the road ? 888 01:23:43,373 --> 01:23:45,811 ? We got some of the night ? 889 01:23:45,811 --> 01:23:47,621 ? It's a luxury ? 890 01:23:47,621 --> 01:23:51,460 ? Trying to keep ? 891 01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:53,198 ? We drink beer ? 892 01:23:53,198 --> 01:23:57,309 ? And take it back ? 893 01:23:57,309 --> 01:24:00,177 ? Tucked in ? 894 01:24:00,177 --> 01:24:04,395 ? And make plans ? 895 01:24:04,395 --> 01:24:06,290 ? When you're feeling down ? 896 01:24:06,290 --> 01:24:11,290 ? And you got to get out of this town ? 897 01:24:11,572 --> 01:24:14,098 ? But your roommate's gone ? 898 01:24:14,098 --> 01:24:19,098 ? Drive as fast as we can ? 899 01:24:19,129 --> 01:24:21,094 ? But if the money's tight ? 900 01:24:21,094 --> 01:24:25,873 ? And you can't afford to leave tonight ? 901 01:24:25,873 --> 01:24:28,396 ? Take the bus to the beach ? 902 01:24:28,396 --> 01:24:33,396 ? Get the least of the weed cigarette ? 903 01:24:35,764 --> 01:24:40,764 ? Don't need much power to turn ? 904 01:24:42,567 --> 01:24:46,734 ? Yeah, we don't need much power to have a good time ? 905 01:25:03,823 --> 01:25:05,712 ? When you're feeling down ? 906 01:25:05,712 --> 01:25:10,691 ? And you gotta get out of this town ? 907 01:25:10,691 --> 01:25:13,227 ? But your roommate's gone ? 908 01:25:13,227 --> 01:25:18,028 ? We'll drive as fast as we can ? 909 01:25:18,028 --> 01:25:20,139 ? But if the money's tight ? 910 01:25:20,139 --> 01:25:25,139 ? And you can't afford to leave tonight ? 911 01:25:25,418 --> 01:25:27,543 ? Well, take the bus to the beach ? 912 01:25:27,543 --> 01:25:32,543 ? Got the rest of our weed cigarettes ? 913 01:25:34,675 --> 01:25:39,675 ? We don't need much to have a good time ? 914 01:25:41,506 --> 01:25:45,673 ? Yeah, we don't need much to have a good time ? 58139

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