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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Previously on Mystery Incorporated.
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It's them, the kids who disappeared!
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Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves,
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Ricky Owens, Cassidy Williams,
and mascot Professor Pericles.
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I have parents I've never known.
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They're coming back for Fred.
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- Mom? Dad?
- We're back.
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I have a little
proposition for all of you.
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They're good kids.
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Better than we were.
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You willing to bet the lives of
everyone in Crystal Cove on that?
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The Captain said you
better take care.
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And all the fish are crying.
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The gardener is clipping
the wicker man's chin.
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Because the flowers are lying.
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Genius. I think.
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Observe the delicate line, the vibrant
texture, the witty use of chiaroscuro.
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It's a masterpiece.
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It, um, looks like a foot.
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Philistine.
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Brad? Judy? We've got to talk.
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Not a good time, Cassidy.
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And what will you do..
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If you see a caribou?
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Better run and get some hunters.
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Hipsters and rich
people, I, Randy Warsaw..
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The most modern modern
artist of the modern century,
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will unveil my new greatest masterpiece.
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Behold.. "Junk".
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What?
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It isn't supposed to do that.
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Whoa! Aah!
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Aah!
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Wow, Daph. You look hot.
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Uh, I mean, would you
like me to turn on the A/C?
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Um, no thanks, Fred.
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Hey, gang, check this out.
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"Last night's art opening of
renowned artist Randy Warsaw
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"turned to tragedy as Eeko,
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"lead singer of the emo art
band Sunday Around Noonish,
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was attacked by one of
Randy Warsaw's exhibits".
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Huh?
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"After being sucked into the sculpture,
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Eeko emerged frozen,
rigid in the form of"..
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Like, let me guess..
A living work of art?
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Uh, yeah. How did you know?
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Mystery Incorporated.
Crystal Cove needs your help.
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Someone is trying to
destroy Randy Warsaw.
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Randy Warsaw is a highly
treasured citizen of Crystal Cove.
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His graffiti art of our famous monsters has
really put this town on the cultural map.
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You want us to investigate
last nights attack?
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Solve the mystery?
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Catch the culprit in a
freakishly intelligent trap?
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And eat all the free finger food?
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In a word yes.
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And I need to put
this in here. This um..
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Used to be the storage room.
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Alright gang, I think the best way to
investigate this is to just blend in.
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Oh, oh..
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That sweater. That hair. Those eyes..
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So mousy. So alien.
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So beautiful.
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Me? Jinkies!
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Huh? Oh. Hey..
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Jinkies.
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What a wonderful word.
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That shall be your name.
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Jinkies.
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And Jinkies you will be my muse.
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- Mm.
- And you so powerful..
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So masculine.
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So rectangular.
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I shall name you Beef!
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Mm.. Beef.
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That voice.
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It.. It's anti-art.
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Anti-music.
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It's.. It's anti-words.
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You will will become Freeko.
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My emo art rock bands
new lead singer.
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Ah.
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Oh, you're so un-strong.
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You'll be a verker in
Randy Warsaw's art verks.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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And what bout me Mr. Warsaw?
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You. Mm. Boring.
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Begone.
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Huh?
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Mr. Warsaw that can't be right I mean..
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Don't you like her hair?
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Yes, I love that hair.
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On a pony.
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Fun guy. Who'd wanna threaten his life?
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Besides me.
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What do you think Velm?
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Huh. I should take of
my glasses more often.
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I look hot blurry.
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Velma?
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Huh?
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Who do you think would
want to threaten his life?
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Any suspects?
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Oh forget it.
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We'll just investigate by
ourselves. Right Scooby?
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- Oh..
- Huh?
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Ugh!
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Like what's your name?
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Worker number 1.
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What do you do?
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I work while Warsaw gets all the credit.
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But that is all gonna change someday.
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Okay.
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Mr. Warsaw, I wanted to
ask you about the attack.
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No words Jinkies.
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I want to introduce
you to my old muse Cleo.
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Ugh. You are dull, lifeless. Go away.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Oh!
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I'd hate that guy if I wasn't
so mellow and disaffected.
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Ah.
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This is the art exhibit
that attacked Randy Warsaw?
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It's just a pile of old junk.
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Huh? Maybe kicking it was a bad idea.
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Yikes!
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Oh!
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Look out Mr. Warsaw your art's back!
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Ah!
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Whoa!
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Cleo.
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No!
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Hmm. Does this remind
you guys of something?
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Like yeah. The month I spent
trapped inside a Mannequin Factory.
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I can still remember the touch
of all their plasticy hands.
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There, there. You're safe now.
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Is this a good time to talk?
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I don't think we need to
talk to her, do you Brad?
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No Judy I really don't.
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Then you're gonna listen.
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I know you both really well and..
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I'm begging you to think of Freddie.
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To really put him first.
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For once.
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Stop thinking about that treasure.
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It's cursed our whole lives.
Ruined everything we ever were.
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Cassidy, be careful..
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We've been kind for old
time sake. But don't push it.
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Nobody has to get hurt as long
as you stay out of our way.
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Nice to see you two are
exactly how I thought you'd be.
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Don't bother getting
up, I'll let myself out.
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Come on guy's we have
a mystery to solve.
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Try this.
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Oh yes Beef.
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Now you truly are a piece of art.
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Hmm.
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Beef on Beef. It's genius.
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Hi you've reached Fred Jones.
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I'm probably out springing
an awesome trap at the moment.
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Trap ya later.
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Freddie I'm downtown
tailing worker number one.
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Something's not right, and I'm
going to find out what. Call me.
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Eh. I guess I'm alone on this one.
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Ah!
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Let me go!
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You caught me I admit it.
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I'm the one that's
been doing it all along.
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I knew it!
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I'm the forger.
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The forger?
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I make all the art, but
he gets all the credit.
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And the money. All I want
is what I deserve so..
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Every time I make a
masterpiece for Randy Warsaw..
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I make a copy and sell it myself.
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It.. It.. It's junk!
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Well, that's a bit unfair.
I admit it's bizarre but..
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No. I mean it's junk behind you!
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Hold on!
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Oh! No!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ugh.
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Whoa.
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Ah!
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Daphne! Get in!
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Freddie!
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Whoa!
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Freddie I've never been more
glad to see you in my whole life.
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Oh Daph. I've waited so
long to hear you say that.
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Now we can be together again.
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Oh, you mean because I'm rescuing you.
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I tried winning you over
with my trapping ability's.
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Now I'm trying to show
you my half-clothed side.
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Just like your ex-boyfriend Baylor
Hotner did in those Dusk movies.
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Oh Freddie I'm not interested in
you because you're like Baylor.
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I'm just interested in you.
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That is if I was interested in you.
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Which I'm not.
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Now can we get out of here
before we're crushed to a pulp?
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Ah!
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Whoa!
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I can't see, did we get him?
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This haunted masterpiece
I've created is unstoppable.
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I truly am a genius.
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Just melt it down. Destroy it
before it hurts you or anyone else.
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Destroy a masterpiece? Never.
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I'd rather destroy myself.
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Oh of course that's what I must do.
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An artist consumed by his own art.
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Jinkies you have inspired me.
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I have?
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I shall throw a grand exhibition.
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There I shall confront "junk" and
allow him to consume me completely.
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It will be my greatest masterpiece.
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Nice one Velm.
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What? I can't help it
if I'm inspirational.
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Sheriff Stone, like
what's with the little hat?
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It's my Art Beret. I wear it because
deep in my soul I'm an artist.
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It also keeps my head warm right in the
center, making my brains feel all toasty.
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This is looking familiar.
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But then again without my
glasses it could also be
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two bears robbing a bank
while ridding a pony.
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Well of course it looks familiar.
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It's a famous painting by
Albrecht Von Kartoffelkopf.
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Entitled..
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"1001 Bravarian nights".
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It's just like the picture.
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Hmm. Accordions.
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Like check this out it's my all time
favorite polka band the Kiserworsts.
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Yuck!
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Meaningless noise.
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No, no no. Wait till I slow it down.
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Sound like anyone we know?
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Gang. Things are
starting to come together.
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But there's still a figure missing.
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The question is who's it going to be?
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So what do you think of
my portrait Sheriff Stone?
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Mayor Nettles?
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You must appreciate the perspective,
the bold line, the playful impasto.
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It uh, looks like a triangle.
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Oh Jinkies.
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Now is your moment Freeko.
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For the first time in your life..
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Your words will be truly understood.
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One and two..
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The Captain said you
better take care.
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And all the fish are crying.
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The gardener is clipping
the wicker man's chin.
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Because the flowers are lying.
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It's like Freeko is singing
a whole other language.
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Genius. Pure genius.
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And what will you do..
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If you see a caribou?
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Go and get some hunters.
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Whoa!
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Time for my masterpiece. Mm..
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Trapping phase one! Go!
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Daphne! Phase two!
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Uh!
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00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:34,649
Phase three commence!
267
00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:41,062
Huh?
268
00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:42,863
Oh.
269
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,394
Yes!
270
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:55,717
Consume me you metal
beast of my own making.
271
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,083
Oh!
272
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,784
Phase four! Now!
273
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,807
Yeah!
274
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:09,381
- Oh.
- Bravo!
275
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,548
Genius again!
276
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:14,415
Uh, I think.
277
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,683
Thank you. Thank you.
278
00:19:16,684 --> 00:19:21,141
Let's see who's really
behind all this junk.
279
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:22,349
I don't get it.
280
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:23,560
Wait for it.
281
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:27,161
We discovered the strange paralysis
of Eeko, Cleo, and worker number one
282
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:31,469
had been caused by a rare strand of
brewers yeast. Used only in Bavaria.
283
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,323
That allowed us to reverse the effect.
284
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:35,939
These guys have been
frozen to recreate a picture
285
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:39,732
by the famous Bravarian artist
Albrecht Von Kartoffelkopf.
286
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,762
So we knew we were
looking for someone German.
287
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,158
I.. I still don't get it.
288
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:45,972
Here's why Randy Warsaw.
289
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:48,677
The real culprit is Butch Furbanks.
290
00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:50,300
Fine you got me.
291
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:54,585
But don't expect my introspective
personality to register guilt.
292
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,277
His real name is Hans
Von Shawnon-Gruber **.
293
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,935
Before Butch joined
"Sunday Around Noonish"
294
00:19:59,936 --> 00:20:02,800
he released an album of
classical accordion music.
295
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,156
It reached number one in
the Bravarian hit parade.
296
00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:06,345
But soon fizzled.
297
00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:11,022
Using powerful electro magnets, and his
expert knowledge of musical instruments..
298
00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:16,955
Butch was able to control your junk
sculpture and make it attack you.
299
00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:22,769
Like the only thing
we don't know is why?
300
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,911
Alright look I did it for art.
301
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,009
That can't be right, can it?
302
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,389
Okay that's a lie.
303
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,851
The truth is I hated
what you made me in to.
304
00:20:31,852 --> 00:20:36,212
All I ever wanted to do was play
polkas in a Bravarian Oompa band.
305
00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:41,932
A beautiful dream that I lived until
I came to work for you Randy Warsaw.
306
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,928
You changed me. You transformed me.
307
00:20:44,929 --> 00:20:48,010
Molded me in to a dark band leader.
308
00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:52,357
Playing and singing
horrible intellectual music.
309
00:20:52,358 --> 00:20:56,512
You took everything from me.
And I wanted to make you pay.
310
00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:58,232
Pay!
311
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:02,985
And I would have gotten away with it too.
If it wasn't for you meddling polka haters.
312
00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:06,851
Oh and your singing stinks, nobody
understands a word you're saying.
313
00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:09,672
That's outrageous!
314
00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:13,104
Well thank you Mystery Incorporated.
315
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,971
You've saved modern art from
the clutches of the boudoir **.
316
00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:19,223
There's only one this left to say..
317
00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:23,136
I find you all horribly,
horribly boring.
318
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:27,544
So get out of here. Shoo! Shoo! Go away.
319
00:21:27,545 --> 00:21:31,625
Uh Mr. Warsaw, can I keep the wig?
320
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:40,871
It's okay gang. Sometimes people just
don't appreciate it when you save the day.
321
00:21:40,872 --> 00:21:43,393
That's just the price of our.. Art.
322
00:21:43,394 --> 00:21:45,023
- Listen up boppers.
- Hmm?
323
00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:48,229
Because I've got a brand new
radio show coming at you right now.
324
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,098
Across the airwaves.
325
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:54,560
It's all about the truth.
Evil resides in Crystal Cove.
326
00:21:54,561 --> 00:21:58,047
So stay tuned and maybe, just maybe..
327
00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:02,428
We'll all get through this thing alive.
328
00:22:07,074 --> 00:22:10,794
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