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Where do I start?
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It's not you.
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Well, actually, it is you.
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Look, I'm just not--
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I'm not attracted
to you any more.
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I need space.
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You kinda--
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You kinda gross me out.
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In the beginning, it was different.
In the beginning, you were better.
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But then I got to know you
reaI well, and...
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I-- I came to realize...
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that you�re a fat idiot.
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- I got ya. I got ya. I got ya. I got ya.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Okay, okay, okay. Let me try it.
- You gotta be straight.
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- Okay. - Straight face.
- Okay, okay. - All right.
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- I want a divorce.
- Why?
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It's a physical thing.
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- Physical?
- I�ve been experimenting with other men lately.
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A lot of other men
and women.
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I don�t know. I mean, Antonio can do
this thing with his tongue...
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and William�s stamina
is amazing.
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And as far as hands go,
well, your father�s hands are--
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You are no match.
I have no equal.
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Get down here.
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If the shoe fits
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I want you to wear it
and wear it good
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Sulkin� about them times
when I was by myseIf
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I was always lookin�
for somebody else
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But as time went on
I had a talk with my mind
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Friends like you and you
I gotta leave behind
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And I'm sayin� cAll me a fool
�Cause you only rub it in
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- And I'll never see you if I had known
- I'll never see them again
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�Cause, well I know the difference
Just stay in my own business
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And I'll never, ever
depend on you
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Friends and enemies
around me every day
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I can�t believe
the things they say
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Takin� me for granted
Give me no credit at all
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I'll just keep bouncin�
like a bouncin� ball
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I don�t wanna step
on nobody�s foot but
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You call me a fool
but you only rub it in
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And I'll never see you
if I had known
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I'll never see that again
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�Cause, well I know the difference
Just stay in my own business
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And I'll never, ever
depend on you
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B-B-B-Brickman�s!
B-B-Brickman�s Powerboats!
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Get it?
Brickman�s sells powerboats.
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We make the company mascot
a powerboat. What do you think?
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- I like it. Good work, Alan.
- Yes!
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- Zachary, you�re up.
- All right. I just wanna show you--
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- Ladies and gentlemen, Zachary!
- Yes, sir. No--
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I haven�t taken these to the focus group
yet. I'm still working on that part.
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But I just wanted to let you know
these are just preliminary sketches.
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Zach.
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the new mascot for Hidy Ho Cookies--
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Zippy!
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What-- What is it?
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- Zippy.
- What is Zippy?
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- He�s a cookie man.
- He�s a cookie man?
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What is that, uh,
on the ground behind him?
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Oh, that�s a trail of chocolate chips.
See, wherever Zippy goes...
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he leaves this magicaI trail of
chocolate for All the boys and girls--
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Magical? This-- This looks like poop.
It looks like piles of poop.
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- It looks like Zippy�s walking around, ju--
just crapping All over the place.
- Stop.
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- It looks like--
- No, no. Those are chocolate chips.
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- Emma, what do you think it looks like?
- Excrement.
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Zach, let�s just say you�re about to take a
big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie?
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What�s the last image you want
floating through your head?
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- Excrement?
- Excrement. Right.
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Listen, I wanna go out on a limb here.
I'm gonna say maybe we should avoid...
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all bowel-related items
with this particular product.
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- Just a hunch, you know?
- I'll work up something different.
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- All right. Thanks.
- Nick Beam�s office.
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- Oh, hi, Ann.
- Ooh, aah-- - It's your wife.
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Everybody out.
Big business deal.
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- Hello.
- Now we�re still on for tonight.
You stood me up twice, you know?
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It's a done deal. New York Philharmonic.
Last night in town.
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I'll be escorting
the sexiest woman in the world.
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- What about me?
- We�ll bring ya.
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Oh, guess what? My sister left
a message on the machine.
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And she�s coming in
with her fiance next Friday.
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- No. Oh, wow.
- Yeah!
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I finally get to meet the
mysterious queen of the Peace Corps.
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Yes, you do.
Hey, can you pick �em up?
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Yeah, sure. When is it?
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A week from today.
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I think it�ll be around 10:30.
I'm not sure. I'll have to check.
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P.B. wants
to see you A.S.A.P.
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Sorry, honey, I gotta go. There�s
an onslaught of initials coming at me.
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- Okay. Tell him hello.
- I will.
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- I hate you.
- Me too. Bye.
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- Phillp.
- Nick.
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Oh, oh!
Bungee jumping. Sunday.
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Nick!
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- No thanks, Phillip.
- P.B.
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No thanks, P.B.
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- Nick?
- P.B.?
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Okay, okay.
Okay, forget it.
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- This guy is new.
- Yeah. What do you think?
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Uh, I think he likes me.
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Niroog, the fertility god.
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Boy, I like looking at this.
Handmade in the Paleolithic period.
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Had to sacrifice my Ides of March
gold aureus in trade.
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Pity. But, uh,
I think worth it.
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So, which one of you
wanted to see me?
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- Charles McGinty is coming in at 5:00.
- The Charles McGinty?
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- "McGinty Crackers" Charles McGinty?
- The very same. - Fantastic.
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Anyway, I was supposed to have dinner with McGinty
tonight. I�d love for you to stand in for me.
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Oh, no, uh, s-- Phillip,
I-I promised Ann I-I would--
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Nick. Oh, Nick.
You gotta help me out here.
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I don�t get this
lucky every day.
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- Look, if this is about a woman--
- You�re a pal. I gotta go.
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- It just needs to be--
- Guess who just called?
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- Ann�s divorce lawyer?
- McGinty�s secretary. He�s rescheduling.
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- All right! Yes!
- Want me to get Ann on the line?
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No, I'm gonna try to beat her home.
I wanna surprise her.
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This is great, huh?
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- The wife again?
- No, actually I just met this
incredible brunette on the elevator.
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Well, I'm jealous. What would I
have to do to get flowers All the time?
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- You don�t get flowers All the time?
- Nope.
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That�s a crime.
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Grab it! Grab it!
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That�s right. That�s right.
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Phillip.
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Hey, asshole,
get outta the road!
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Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
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I say fight, You�re outta the corner
a day late, a dollar short
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Friday mornings
most people don�t get
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You change your life from left to right
You get your wit tracks tight
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Must be testing the master
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The under hood
the underworld�s under man
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Never mind being understood
Long as we understand
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You can�t twist transistor
mixing friends
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Soldiers over here don�t snitch
They bitch and bit
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All hours while
the crowds peepin� in
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Welcome to hell, bitch.
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Car, keys, wallet. Now!
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D�you hear what I said?
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Okay. Now you listen,
and you listen good.
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This is a gun. Okay? Don�t be
fuckin� around with no gun, white boy.
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Helen Keller,
I'm talkin� to you.
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I know you hear
what the fuck I'm sayin� to you.
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Boy, did you pick
the wrong guy on the wrong day.
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Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, you�re trying to lock me--
U-U-Unlock the door.
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Stop, motherfucker!
Stop the car! Stop the car!
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You�re driving on the sidewalk,
man! People got to walk there!
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Pull over, man!
White boy, I said pull over!
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Yo, man, there�s a truck.
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I said, yo, man,
there�s a truck.
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Yo, man, there�s a truck
right there. Stop!
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What about my wallet?
You wanted to rob me, didn�t you?
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Yes. I distinctly remember
you wanting to rob me.
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Here�s my wallet.
You want it?
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Here it is. Here. Here.
Right out there.
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- What you doin�, man? That was money.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I got something else for you.
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I'm blind!
I can�t see shit.
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The honeys dug my eyes.
The honeys loved my eyes.
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All right, you win, man. All right?
ls that what you wanna hear? You win.
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What the fuck?
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00:15:03,428 --> 00:15:06,306
No, you ain�t one of them
desert slashers, are you?
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Cut a person body up and leave it out in the
desert in little tiny pieces and shit, huh?
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Oh, shit!
We are in the fucking desert.
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I'm in the car with a psycho,
freaky, Jason hack-killer motherfucker.
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Hey, please don�t kill me,
freaky Jason.
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I said, please don�t kill me,
freaky Jason.
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I done fucked around and caught
a ride with the wrong white boy!
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- Get out.
- With pleasure.
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"Sayo-fuckin�-nara," pal.
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I can�t feel my ass.
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My ass just fell asleep.
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I didn�t even know
an ass could fAll asleep!
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It's all tingly and shit!
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Come on, man.
You can�t leave me out here.
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Yo, man! You can�t
just leave me out here.
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Okay, I'll make
a deaI with you.
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You drive me home, I'll forget
about this whole kidnapping shit.
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Oh, come on.
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Hello. You tried to rob me.
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You had a gun to my head.
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00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,679
Look, I told you
the gun wasn�t loaded.
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You got yourseIf into this.
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You know what you are? You�re a bad person.
You�re an armed robber.
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Don�t expect me to feel
sorry for you.
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Excuse me.
Is there a problem here?
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00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:23,693
- Yes.
- Is this man botherin� you?
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- Yes, he is.
- Oh, so you�re just gonna come right at the brother.
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00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:28,782
Why don�t you ask
if he�s bothering me?
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Lady, for All you know,
I could be Denzel Washington.
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Take a good look.
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00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:37,123
He could be some
celebrity stalker.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to pay for this coffee now
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�cause I've seen these
things escalate before.
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No problem. My wallet.
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00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:56,184
Wow! Looks like the celebrity stalker
don�t have a wallet.
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00:17:56,351 --> 00:18:00,063
Oh, well, thank you.
I will get your change, sir.
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00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:09,906
What? You want me to thank you?
So I owe you a buck.
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00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:14,202
How was you goin� to get gas? You don�t
have no money, no credit cards.
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No I.D.
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Shit, man.
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Okay. All right.
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You give me money for gas
and I'll take you back.
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I'm cool. I'm--
I'm straight.
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00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:33,763
As a matter of fact, I-- you know,
I like it out here in the desert.
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You know, you get
All sweaty and shit.
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Just bubbling off your ass.
Just-- What?
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I just remembered.
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I have a spare credit card
in the side compartment.
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Uh-huh, right here!
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What�s up?
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What�s up, white boy?
W-W-What�s up, huh?
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Come on, come on.
What ya got?
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Huh? Look at you. You done
fucked around and got dropped.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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- What?
- You hit like a ol' girl, man.
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Get the fuck on out of here, man.
Go about your business.
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00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:37,410
Motherf--
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00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,417
What the hell is this,
your merry-go-round move?
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Yo, I understand.
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Aha!
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00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:17,576
Thank you.
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00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:32,299
Hey. Oh, shit.
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00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,929
I didn�t know it was expired.
I never use it.
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00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,852
So why are you out here?
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00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:46,521
- What do you care?
- I'm curious.
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00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,481
I'm a student
of human nature.
229
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,859
You�re a freak
of human nature.
230
00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:53,820
That�s all right.
I forgive you.
231
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:57,073
It's clear you have
woman problems.
232
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,075
You�re way off base.
233
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,912
- I'm off base?
- Yeah. Way off base.
234
00:21:02,037 --> 00:21:04,247
- She mess around on you?
- Look.
235
00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:08,001
Even if I wanted to talk about it--
which I don�t-- it wouldn�t be with you.
236
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:11,630
You give her some nastiness? I know you
gave her some serious nastiness.
237
00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:15,967
- Just forget it.
- What about him? Did you fuck him up?
238
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:20,889
Did you whoop his ass? I bet you hit
that motherfucker with a bat, didn�t ya?
239
00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:24,100
Kling! Pow! Fucked his ass up,
didn�t ya?
240
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:28,229
No, wait a minute. You capped him. You
capped that motherfucker, didn�t you?
241
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:30,565
That�s why you out here
in the desert, ain�t ya?
242
00:21:30,732 --> 00:21:33,860
Look. I didn�t shoot him. I didn�t say
anything to my wife. I just left.
243
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:35,904
- What do you mean, you just left?
- Just left. I--
244
00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:38,990
I saw them doing you know...
245
00:21:39,157 --> 00:21:43,453
and I walked away.
246
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,415
What a pussy.
247
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:51,544
No wonder your woman
is sneaking behind your back, man.
248
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,465
Know what your problem is? You don�t
have the respect of your woman, man.
249
00:21:55,632 --> 00:21:57,968
That�s what it is.
Me, I got all that.
250
00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:00,011
I go home, my dinner�s
on the table.
251
00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:02,180
Bam! I don�t wanna
hear shit, woman.
252
00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:06,393
- And if I want lovin�- if I'm in the mood- I get that too.
- You�re so full of shit. What would you have done?
253
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,938
Man, I would have went back to that house and
I�d have pulled a Terminator on the front door.
254
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:13,942
Boom, boom, boom! Who the fuck do you
think you�re playin� with, woman?
255
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,821
Who do you think I am, some fruity pie?
I ain�t no fruity pie.
256
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,448
I'm-- I'm Nick Beam.
257
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,450
That�s what I told her.
I'm Nick Beam.
258
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:26,830
And Nick Beam ain�t puttin� up
with that bullshit.
259
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,083
She�d have been crying, you know ? "Oh,
Nick, oh, Nick, please take me back.
260
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,294
Please, please, Nick.
It was only one time."
261
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:36,339
I'm gonna "one time" your ass.
Nick Beam is the master of his fate...
262
00:22:36,506 --> 00:22:38,341
the ruler of his destiny.
263
00:22:38,508 --> 00:22:42,345
So if you wanna cry
on somebody�s shoulder,
why don�t you cry on Superdick?
264
00:22:42,512 --> 00:22:45,015
As for Nick Beam,
I'm fit, lit...
265
00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:48,018
and I damn sure
ain�t takin� no shit.
266
00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:52,939
So you can get the fuck out.
267
00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,569
That�s what I woulda
told the bitch.
268
00:22:57,736 --> 00:23:00,655
That�s what l
told the bitch.
269
00:23:04,409 --> 00:23:06,953
- What the--
- Hey, hold it. Hold it.
270
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,497
Break it up. Break it up.
What�s goin� on here?
271
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,044
Should I pay cash, or do you
wanna use your credit card?
272
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,407
Ah, fu-- Oh-- Ah--
Oh, shit.
273
00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:48,036
- Put the money in the bag.
Put the money in the fuckin� bag!
- Okay.
274
00:23:48,203 --> 00:23:51,414
- Shit.
- Let�s go! Put the money in the fuckin� bag.
275
00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:58,255
Shit.
276
00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,257
You weren�t gonna leave
without me, were you?
277
00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:03,593
- What do you think you�re doing?
- There�s a speciaI they got goin� on.
278
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,264
You get a free stack of cash
with every fill-up. Some luck, huh?
279
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:09,766
How stupid can you be?
280
00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:12,811
- We better get out of here.
- You take that money back.
281
00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:16,940
- I'm serious, man. We better get goin�.
- We�ll get goin� as soon you
bring back that money.
282
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:21,236
- I'm not bullshittin�! Move out!
- I'm not going anywhere untiI you return--
283
00:24:21,403 --> 00:24:22,946
Here we go.
284
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:34,583
- Why? Why? Why?
- I didn�t have any money, man.
285
00:24:34,749 --> 00:24:39,504
- Oh, you had money.
- No. No. That $5 I gave the waitress was it.
286
00:24:39,671 --> 00:24:43,925
- What the--
- Oh, great. Buford�s come to kill us.
287
00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:52,309
- Persistent hillbilly motherfucker.
- He has every right to be.
288
00:24:52,475 --> 00:24:55,562
You robbed him at gunpoint.
You dick!
289
00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:00,817
Hey, hey, you�re the one who threw
the wallet out the fuckin� window.
290
00:25:00,984 --> 00:25:03,320
Smart.
291
00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:04,571
Great!
292
00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:11,494
Oh, shit.
293
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:17,500
- All right, man. What you doin�?
- Come on, asshole.
294
00:25:19,502 --> 00:25:23,840
Well, would you look
at these crazy sons a bitches?
295
00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:26,509
Oh, shit. We gonna die.
Pull off the fuckin� road.
296
00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:29,262
Man, would you pull
off the fuckin� road!
297
00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:32,015
Oh, shit!
298
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:35,101
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit.
299
00:25:57,499 --> 00:25:59,709
Hey, Earl.
300
00:26:10,929 --> 00:26:12,973
Oh, sh--
301
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:17,060
I'm alive! You alive!
302
00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,354
How�d you know that hillbilly
was gonna turn first?
303
00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:24,025
You did know he was gonna
turn first, didn�t ya?
304
00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:27,279
You know what?
It don�t even matter.
305
00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:30,365
I'm alive!
You alive, man!
306
00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:45,255
- Get out! - What?
- Get out!
307
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,058
What are you even thinking when
you do something like that?
308
00:26:57,225 --> 00:26:59,894
- You think you�re never gonna get caught?
- We didn�t get caught.
309
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,606
That�s not the point.
It's beetleheaded.
310
00:27:02,772 --> 00:27:04,733
It's-- It's only a matter of time
before you do get caught.
311
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:09,279
- What is beetleheaded?
- It's a synonym for "stupid."
312
00:27:09,446 --> 00:27:14,618
Oh. Well, here�s a synonym
for "procreation": Fuck you!
313
00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:18,622
It's easy for you to point the finger when you�re
sittin� on your rich ass in a big fuckin� house.
314
00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:21,541
- I'm not rich.
- Oh, yeah.
315
00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,168
- How big�s your TV?
- What?
316
00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:25,503
- I say, how big�s your TV?
- Fifty-inch.
317
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:29,132
- Get in the car.
- Oh, please. Let�s not make this a social issue.
318
00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:32,928
The point is that even if you wanted to rob a place,
there are smarter ways to do it.
319
00:27:33,094 --> 00:27:36,806
- Enlighten me.
- A mask. Wear a mask.
320
00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:39,059
You see, the police have this
thing called a "lineup"
321
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,520
and if someone recognizes you,
you go to jail!
322
00:27:42,687 --> 00:27:45,523
Oh, how about this for a novel idea?
Case the place first.
323
00:27:45,690 --> 00:27:49,569
Find out if there�s a security camera
or a hidden alarm.
324
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,489
Then again, why even rob
a convenience store?
325
00:27:52,656 --> 00:27:54,824
How much money could you possibly get?
Two, three hundred dollars?
326
00:27:54,991 --> 00:27:57,160
Then what? You�re set
for two days! Wow!
327
00:27:57,327 --> 00:28:00,372
- What do you know, lanky?
- I know you go for the big score.
328
00:28:00,538 --> 00:28:02,165
One robbery, you�re set.
329
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,669
News flash, big slim.
330
00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,837
People with big money,
they protect it.
331
00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:10,924
So you do a little research.
Take Quality Design Group where I work.
332
00:28:11,091 --> 00:28:13,551
My boss keeps a ton of cash
in his vauIt.
333
00:28:13,718 --> 00:28:16,846
At night, there�s only two guards
and a personaI security system.
334
00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:19,891
Now, in this case,
I happen to even know the code.
335
00:28:20,058 --> 00:28:22,519
But even if I didn�t, I--
336
00:28:26,231 --> 00:28:28,149
What?
337
00:28:31,987 --> 00:28:34,364
I got a booger in my nose?
338
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,118
What?
339
00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:40,287
Diversify.
340
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,789
You can�t trust banks, Nick.
341
00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:47,460
The entire system
could crumble at any second.
342
00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:51,298
That bastard�s so heavily leveraged,
it would wipe him out.
343
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:55,135
Wait a minute.
Am I hearing you right?
344
00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:58,305
Mr "High and Mighty"
is gonna rob his boss?
345
00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:04,561
You hear that,
gila monsters?
346
00:29:04,728 --> 00:29:07,397
Old Nick Beam here
is gonna rob his boss!
347
00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:11,818
I say, do you hear that,
gila monsters?
348
00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:15,906
You know what, Nick? Your wife really
messed your head up bad, man.
349
00:29:19,618 --> 00:29:21,703
You�re serious?
350
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:28,585
- How much he got?
- Only the bulk of his personal assets.
351
00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:33,965
- Six, seven hundred thousand.
- You what?
352
00:29:34,132 --> 00:29:37,260
- Hey, you gonna need some help.
- Oh, no, this has nothing to do with you.
353
00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:41,431
Hey, I was present at the time
of creative inspiration...
354
00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:43,934
which entitles me
to partiaI ownership...
355
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,520
in this criminalistic endeavour.
356
00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:51,942
- Get out.
- Maybe I'll just call Quality Design
Group when we get back.
357
00:29:55,153 --> 00:29:56,529
I want half.
358
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,743
We�re gonna bury
this asshole.
359
00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:03,828
Sure, you�re right.
360
00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:15,966
If you ever plan
361
00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,968
To motor West
362
00:30:20,136 --> 00:30:23,139
Travel my way
Take the highway
363
00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:26,226
That�s the best
364
00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,229
Come on
Get your kicks
365
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:31,314
On Route Sixty--
366
00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:43,243
Six
367
00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:47,831
Well, it winds from Chicago
368
00:30:47,998 --> 00:30:49,916
To L.A.
369
00:30:52,168 --> 00:30:54,921
More than 2,000 miles
370
00:30:57,966 --> 00:31:01,678
- Highway shooters?
- One black, one white. You tell me?
371
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:03,638
You were there,
and they got away?
372
00:31:03,805 --> 00:31:07,809
They were driving
a 1996 Yukon.
373
00:31:10,312 --> 00:31:14,482
- Licence?
- You know, if I had a licence number,
Bart, I wouldn�t be standing here...
374
00:31:14,649 --> 00:31:17,152
- eating large quantities of shit, now, would I?
- No, sir.
375
00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:21,865
Monitor calls on both sides of the border.
Fax that photo to every precinct on the planet.
376
00:31:22,032 --> 00:31:26,411
There�s so much as a sneeze
out there I wanna feeI the mist.
377
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:41,676
I hear a voice
378
00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:44,179
- Give me all your money and a Yoo Hoo.
- The money�s all locked up.
379
00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:50,602
That�ll be 79 cents, please.
380
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,398
I said
Come on, little prisoner
381
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:58,235
I got something to say
382
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,123
Something stinks, man.
383
00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:14,834
You sure you ain�t got
a gas leak?
384
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:18,546
- It's my shoes.
- Your shoes?
385
00:32:21,258 --> 00:32:23,426
You ever heard of Dr Scholl�s?
386
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:26,888
I spilled some gas on my shoes
at the gas station.
387
00:32:27,055 --> 00:32:29,724
You know,
the one you robbed.
388
00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:34,437
- Oh, so you got a camcorder up in here.
- What are you doing?
389
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,064
I'm just
checkin� it out, man.
390
00:32:36,231 --> 00:32:38,942
- Pu-- Pu-- Put it down.
- I ain�t gonna break it, man.
391
00:32:39,109 --> 00:32:42,612
Just let me check it out.
Just let me see.
392
00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:46,199
Yo, this is your wife?
393
00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:50,787
Man, I see why
you were upset.
394
00:32:50,954 --> 00:32:54,666
Not bad, Nick.
Not bad, Nick.
395
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,876
I mean, you know,
for a cheatin� bitch.
396
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,421
Look, don�t you call her that.
397
00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,798
You-- You don�t know her.
Don�t call her that.
398
00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:04,843
Okay. No disrespect. Okay?
399
00:33:06,428 --> 00:33:08,305
What should I call her?
400
00:33:08,471 --> 00:33:11,975
Monogamously challenged?
401
00:33:13,935 --> 00:33:16,146
- God.
- I was just fuckin� with you, man.
402
00:33:16,313 --> 00:33:18,315
You know, this is an all right camera
for a regular eight.
403
00:33:18,481 --> 00:33:22,235
- It's the best on the market.
- Let me explain something to you, Nick.
404
00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,947
If you ain�t got digital,
you ain�t got shit.
405
00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:28,450
This has only got
one C.C.D. chip.
406
00:33:28,617 --> 00:33:31,453
Broadcast has three, Nick.
407
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:35,123
Don�t look at me like that.
What, are you surprised I know shit?
408
00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:38,668
The guy that sold me that camera
just set up our computer network.
409
00:33:38,835 --> 00:33:42,672
- Windows NT?
- No. Just Windows.
410
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:45,884
- Man, get out of here with that shit.
- Look, here�s a nutty idea.
411
00:33:46,051 --> 00:33:50,013
If you actually know something about this stuff,
why not use that knowledge and get a job?
412
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,098
Take a good look at me.
413
00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:55,101
- I'm not exactly the corporate colour.
- That�s ridiculous.
414
00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:59,022
- If you wanted a job, you could have one.
- There�s a spider on your head.
415
00:33:59,189 --> 00:34:02,150
- What?
- There�s a spider on your head.
416
00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:04,778
Look, I am sorry.
I am not up on all this...
417
00:34:04,945 --> 00:34:06,780
jive-talkin�, homeboy lingo.
418
00:34:06,947 --> 00:34:10,033
What�s that supposed to mean,
there�s a spider on your head?
419
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,329
It means: There�s a spider on
your motherfuckin� head, man.
420
00:34:14,496 --> 00:34:17,165
Well, get it off!
Get it off, get it off!
421
00:34:17,332 --> 00:34:19,876
- I ain�t touchin� that shit.
- Get it off!
422
00:34:20,043 --> 00:34:21,878
Get it off, get it off,
get if off, get if off!
423
00:34:22,045 --> 00:34:26,508
- Get it off!
- Yo, that�s a big fuckin� spider, man.
424
00:34:26,675 --> 00:34:28,385
Oh, shit!
425
00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:36,810
Nick, it�s just a spider.
426
00:34:36,977 --> 00:34:39,646
I'm a scat man
427
00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:43,400
No, no.
Now don�t go crazy.
428
00:34:43,566 --> 00:34:46,695
- Yeah, you go, boy.
- I'm a scat man
429
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,534
Hold on, let me focus.
Let me focus on this shit.
430
00:34:52,701 --> 00:34:56,204
I'm a scat man
431
00:34:56,371 --> 00:34:59,541
Oh, shit.
432
00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:11,136
You got the hot foot!
Yo, Nick!
433
00:35:11,303 --> 00:35:14,598
Get on the good foot.
Get on the good--
434
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:20,729
Aw, got it!
435
00:35:37,454 --> 00:35:39,372
I'm a scat man
436
00:35:45,295 --> 00:35:47,297
I'm a scat man
437
00:36:09,152 --> 00:36:10,987
I gotta make a call.
You pump.
438
00:36:11,154 --> 00:36:13,740
- Give me the gun.
- What?
439
00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:15,951
Give me the gun.
440
00:36:18,161 --> 00:36:20,664
Man, I wasn�t gonna
rob the place, man.
441
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,749
Then you won�t need this.
442
00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:24,751
Then you won�t need this.
443
00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:37,305
You must be really fast.
444
00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:44,187
$20 on pump number 15
and a sour fruity twist.
445
00:36:48,650 --> 00:36:51,903
- You a cop?
- No.
446
00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:54,781
You bastards have tried this
too many times!
447
00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:56,783
- Oh, listen--
- Shut up!
448
00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:59,536
- I wasn�t gonna--
- Shut up.
449
00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:09,754
Emmitt County Sheriff�s Station.
Hello. Hello.
450
00:37:09,921 --> 00:37:12,591
- Uh--
- Yes, may I help you?
451
00:37:12,716 --> 00:37:16,094
That show, Cops...
452
00:37:16,261 --> 00:37:18,513
I love it.
453
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,141
Have you ever had
a really bad day?
454
00:37:23,226 --> 00:37:25,061
I'm havin� one right now.
455
00:37:25,228 --> 00:37:27,939
Now, look, baby,
I told you l�d be home later.
456
00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:32,110
Now, this guy say he got a job
for me, okay, payin� big money.
457
00:37:32,277 --> 00:37:35,363
Okay, now, please, don�t argue with me.
Not-Not now. All right?
458
00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:37,866
I'll see you later. Okay.
459
00:37:46,249 --> 00:37:48,084
Oh, oh. Oh.
460
00:37:48,251 --> 00:37:52,589
Now all I want�s $20 on pump number 15
and a sour fruity twist.
461
00:37:52,756 --> 00:37:56,468
- ls that too much to ask?
- No, sir.
462
00:37:56,635 --> 00:37:59,346
- Do you mind if I take your gun?
- No, sir.
463
00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:02,933
Would you please rip the phone cord
out of the wall?
464
00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:07,270
- What?
- Would you rip the phone cord
out of the wall, please?
465
00:38:07,437 --> 00:38:12,442
Thank you. This is for the phone and for
the gun and for the sour fruity twist.
466
00:38:12,609 --> 00:38:18,448
And $20 on pump number 15. Go on.
467
00:38:18,615 --> 00:38:20,617
- Thank you for your patience.
- Yes, sir.
468
00:38:24,496 --> 00:38:26,623
Le-- Let me get this straight.
469
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:29,626
It's all right for you to rob a place,
but it ain�t all right for me?
470
00:38:29,793 --> 00:38:31,628
I didn�t rob him.
471
00:38:31,795 --> 00:38:34,839
Well, you got a funny way
of not robbin� a motherfucker.
472
00:38:35,006 --> 00:38:37,467
Nick, let�s get out of here,
man, before he calls the cops.
473
00:38:37,634 --> 00:38:39,469
- He�s not gonna call the cops.
- How do you know?
474
00:38:39,636 --> 00:38:42,514
I had him rip the phone cord
out of the wall.
475
00:38:42,681 --> 00:38:45,725
Oh, shoot.
That�s pretty good.
476
00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,186
And you got his gun?
477
00:38:48,353 --> 00:38:51,815
Not bad, Nicholas.
Not bad.
478
00:39:29,019 --> 00:39:32,564
Charlie, this shit�s depressing the shit
out of me. It's makin� me sad.
479
00:39:32,731 --> 00:39:35,734
What? Oh, come on, man.
This shit is the shit.
480
00:39:35,901 --> 00:39:38,028
- This is the shit.
It's supposed to make you sad.
- It's grim.
481
00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,071
Oh, man, come on.
This is the shit.
482
00:39:40,238 --> 00:39:45,285
This shit is the shit.
This is the hellified love music.
483
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:47,829
- I'm in bad shape over here.
- Ah, man, you know, maybe I can...
484
00:39:47,996 --> 00:39:52,834
tune you in to a nice A.M. station
and get you some Donny Osmond.
485
00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:59,549
- Charlie, what�s this? Slow down.
- Get the fuck out of here.
486
00:39:59,716 --> 00:40:02,218
Pull over and
turn the headlights off.
487
00:40:13,563 --> 00:40:16,733
Yo, man, you could�ve
gotten me a piece of licorice.
488
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,236
- It's sour.
- So.
489
00:40:19,402 --> 00:40:21,571
Still could�ve gotten me a piece.
490
00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:24,407
- I didn�t think of it.
- Oh, you didn�t think of it.
491
00:40:24,532 --> 00:40:27,077
Just seIfish, man.
Guess that�s the world.
492
00:40:27,244 --> 00:40:30,747
- You know? You just-- You just seIfish.
- Here.
493
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,475
Damn.
494
00:40:50,642 --> 00:40:55,188
I swear, white people must got
totally different taste buds, man.
495
00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,607
That�s a very racist
thing to say.
496
00:40:57,774 --> 00:41:00,860
Oh, yeah? Good.
497
00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:08,910
What the f--
498
00:41:09,035 --> 00:41:12,205
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, they�re rammin� us.
499
00:41:12,372 --> 00:41:16,626
Thanks for the late-breakin� news.
Step on the gas, Nick!
500
00:41:16,793 --> 00:41:19,129
I hate new cars.
501
00:41:19,296 --> 00:41:21,339
Whoa!
502
00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:28,388
Look at his face, man.
503
00:41:28,555 --> 00:41:31,725
Look, man!
504
00:41:34,978 --> 00:41:37,731
Our turf, baby.
505
00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:08,386
They don�t look like cops.
506
00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:10,472
Definitely not cops.
507
00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:13,308
Get out of the car.
508
00:42:16,102 --> 00:42:20,190
- There you go.
- All right, motherfuckers, back the fuck off!
509
00:42:25,487 --> 00:42:28,490
Oh, shit. It's cool.
510
00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:33,119
Oh, yeah, I'm cool.
We cool.
511
00:42:33,286 --> 00:42:35,121
I was just fuckin�
with y�all, man.
512
00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:37,123
Hey, what�s up?
Y�all-- Y�all live around here?
513
00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:41,253
Bring your ass around
the front of the car.
514
00:42:41,419 --> 00:42:45,799
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
There you go. There you go.
515
00:42:45,966 --> 00:42:49,803
- All right. Okay. Oh, shit.
- Uh-huh. Watch your feet.
- Uh-huh.
516
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:52,889
Come on, rubber legs. Let�s go.
Watch where you�re walkin�.
517
00:42:53,056 --> 00:42:55,725
Watch-- Watch your feet.
There you go, baby.
518
00:42:55,892 --> 00:42:58,353
Perhaps you two haven�t heard
that my partner and I here...
519
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,898
own the rights to all violent crime
on this particular stretch of highway.
520
00:43:02,065 --> 00:43:06,194
And we don�t take kindly to any
unauthorized criminaI activities.
521
00:43:06,361 --> 00:43:09,030
You don�t understand.
We were--
522
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:11,992
- Oh, shit.
- That�s my car.
523
00:43:12,158 --> 00:43:14,703
- Can I have your attention, please?
- Yeah.
524
00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:18,915
I bet you used to sell more Girl Scout cookies
than any other member of the whole troop, didn�t ya?
525
00:43:19,082 --> 00:43:22,794
What were you calling yourseIf back
then? Yolanda, you little bitch?
526
00:43:22,961 --> 00:43:25,088
Cynthia? Susan? What was it?
I can�t remember.
527
00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,757
- Hey, guys, I will be gentle. Don�t even worry about it.
- Huh?
528
00:43:27,924 --> 00:43:30,927
Now-- Now, don�t even worry.
529
00:43:31,094 --> 00:43:33,513
Uh-huh.
530
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:37,434
I have these.
531
00:43:37,601 --> 00:43:39,769
Oh, now that�s not
gonna be enough.
532
00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:42,939
Where�d you put your booty?
533
00:43:50,238 --> 00:43:55,619
Now I've done it. I finally found
someone I like less than you.
534
00:43:55,785 --> 00:43:59,289
Shit. That�s
a fancy case, friend.
535
00:43:59,456 --> 00:44:02,125
You know, when a sweet-mouthed girl
like you has a fancy case like this...
536
00:44:02,292 --> 00:44:05,962
a man gets to thinkin�
where�s the wallet?
537
00:44:06,129 --> 00:44:09,299
That�s it.
We�re dead, man.
538
00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:11,217
I'm gonna need
that wallet, Alice.
539
00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:15,472
Where�s that big, fat wallet?
Give it to me.
540
00:44:15,639 --> 00:44:18,308
Give me your fuckin� wallet,
you little bitch.
541
00:44:20,936 --> 00:44:23,146
- You know what?
- Nick, Nick, what you doin�?
542
00:44:23,313 --> 00:44:25,482
I'm sure you�re
a really scary guy.
543
00:44:25,649 --> 00:44:29,569
I'm sure that, normally, people just
quiver at the very sound of your voice.
544
00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,365
But, you see, l, I can�t
see that right now.
545
00:44:33,531 --> 00:44:37,786
l-l-I just see a weak,
desperate little man...
546
00:44:37,953 --> 00:44:40,789
that probably grew up
torturing little animals.
547
00:44:40,956 --> 00:44:42,832
Some puny, little uncoordinated...
548
00:44:42,999 --> 00:44:47,462
can�t-make-the-football-team-so-I'll-pick-on-
third-graders-and-steal-their-lunch-money
549
00:44:47,629 --> 00:44:50,173
punk, jerk-off bully
550
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:52,592
that one day wakes up
and realizes he�s nothing.
551
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:56,888
Just a sad, pathetic, useless,
illiterate piece of inbred shit.
552
00:44:57,889 --> 00:45:01,476
I just want you to know,
I totally disagree.
553
00:45:10,026 --> 00:45:13,613
- Time to die.
- That just makes you my best friend.
554
00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:18,535
All right,
drop the fuckin� gun.
555
00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:21,663
Drop the fuckin� gun!
556
00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:23,665
Give me this, motherfucker.
557
00:45:23,832 --> 00:45:26,668
Now back the fuck up before
I kick you in your bitch-ass chin.
558
00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:30,130
Back the fuck up!
I said, back the fuck up!
559
00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:33,216
Didn�t I say, back the fuck up?
Everybody, back the fuck up.
560
00:45:33,383 --> 00:45:36,219
Oh!
561
00:45:37,762 --> 00:45:42,434
Shit.
562
00:45:42,601 --> 00:45:44,394
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry, Nick.
563
00:45:44,561 --> 00:45:47,772
- Put down the gun.
- Shut up.
564
00:45:47,939 --> 00:45:51,568
- You shot me.
- I said, I'm sorry, man. I- I- I didn�t mean it.
565
00:45:51,735 --> 00:45:53,653
The gun just went off.
566
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:56,156
You know, I have that
same trouble in bed.
567
00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:59,492
Well, rarely. Every once
in a great while.
568
00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:03,079
- Put down that gun, you idiot.
- Would you shut up? I'm shot here.
569
00:46:03,246 --> 00:46:05,832
You shut the fuck up.
Who the hell do you think you are?
570
00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:08,418
- You shut the fuck up!
You shut the fuck up!
- Huh? Look at yourseIf, you candy-ass--
571
00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:10,670
- Man, you shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up.
- Shut up!
572
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:14,257
- Put down the gun!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Put that fucking gun down before you take a fucking toe hit.
573
00:46:14,424 --> 00:46:17,844
- You shut the fuck up! - I don�t give a shit!
- Shut the fuck up! - Candy-ass motherfucker!
574
00:46:18,011 --> 00:46:20,931
- Shut the fuck up, man!
- Shut the fuck up! - Hey, hey, hey!
575
00:46:21,097 --> 00:46:24,184
Hey! Everybody,
shut the fuck up!
576
00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:26,686
Now, everybody,
shut the fuck up!
577
00:46:26,853 --> 00:46:28,605
Especially you.
Shut the fuck up.
578
00:46:28,772 --> 00:46:31,107
You like Girl Scout cookies?
Come here. Come here.
579
00:46:31,274 --> 00:46:33,276
You want cookie?
Here�s a cookie.
580
00:46:33,443 --> 00:46:36,863
Now back the fuck up like I done
told you two dumb-ass mother--
581
00:46:37,030 --> 00:46:39,282
Back up, back up.
582
00:46:43,787 --> 00:46:47,540
Get in the car, Nick!
Look at you now.
583
00:46:49,793 --> 00:46:51,628
That�s good.
584
00:46:51,795 --> 00:46:54,130
Bye, cowboys!
585
00:47:09,938 --> 00:47:13,066
Nick, why the hell you start up
with that guy, man?
586
00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:16,736
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry.
587
00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:21,241
- You shot me.
- I'm sorry.
588
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:24,661
You don�t say you�re sorry
when you shoot someone.
589
00:47:24,828 --> 00:47:27,163
You say you�re sorry when
you step on someone�s toe...
590
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,624
or you accidentally
break their glasses...
591
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,876
or you, you fart
while they�re eating.
592
00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:34,713
You-- You don�t say you�re sorry
when you shoot someone!
593
00:47:34,838 --> 00:47:37,299
Shit.
594
00:47:37,465 --> 00:47:41,011
Oh, my God. It's going numb.
It's going numb. It's going numb.
595
00:47:41,177 --> 00:47:43,972
What?
596
00:47:44,139 --> 00:47:46,516
Shit.
597
00:47:53,732 --> 00:47:56,151
Oh, my God!
598
00:47:56,318 --> 00:47:59,029
Nick, that�s the most
hideous thing I ever seen.
599
00:47:59,195 --> 00:48:02,324
Hey, yo, man, you know,
maybe if you wrap your arm in ice...
600
00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:05,160
they can reattach it.
601
00:48:08,538 --> 00:48:11,207
That�s funny, man.
602
00:48:11,374 --> 00:48:15,086
- That�s a baby gash.
- Shut up.
603
00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:18,840
- But it�s a baby gash.
- It could�ve been a lot worse.
It could�ve been a lot worse!
604
00:48:19,007 --> 00:48:21,885
- It could�ve been, but it wasn�t. I'm gonna--
- What are you thinking, shooting?
605
00:48:22,052 --> 00:48:23,887
Look, just calm down,
all right?
606
00:48:24,054 --> 00:48:27,641
You�re gonna upset your wound.
607
00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:50,747
Yeah. Do you folks
want a lift somewhere?
608
00:48:50,914 --> 00:48:52,666
- Where you from?
- London.
609
00:48:52,832 --> 00:48:54,626
- Me too!
- Really?
610
00:48:54,793 --> 00:48:56,336
- Yeah!
- That�s terrific.
611
00:48:56,503 --> 00:49:01,299
Hop in me car. Let�s go then.
Come on. Jump in. Let�s go.
612
00:49:01,466 --> 00:49:05,220
- Oh, this is great.
- Hey, would you scoot over a smidgen?
613
00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:10,267
Sorry about that.
Cheers, mate.
614
00:49:15,230 --> 00:49:18,441
- Nick Beam.
- Where we headed?
615
00:49:18,608 --> 00:49:20,694
L.A.
616
00:49:22,779 --> 00:49:24,573
City of Angels.
617
00:49:33,915 --> 00:49:36,626
So where you plan
on stayin� tonight?
618
00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:39,796
- I'll just sleep in the car.
- Yeah, right.
619
00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:42,799
You can stay at my place,
brother.
620
00:49:42,966 --> 00:49:45,635
Thanks.
Well, just for the night.
621
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,971
What? Did you think
I was asking you to move in?
622
00:49:48,138 --> 00:49:50,724
- No, I was just sayin�--
- Please, Mr Beam.
623
00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:54,686
- Stay with me forever.
- Just shut up.
624
00:49:54,853 --> 00:49:58,148
- Mr Beam.
- Shut up.
625
00:49:58,315 --> 00:50:00,984
- Mr Beam, Mr Beam, Mr Beam.
- You know how to shut up?
626
00:50:01,151 --> 00:50:02,986
- Mr Beam.
- ls it in your vocabulary?
627
00:50:03,153 --> 00:50:05,447
- Stay with me forever, Mr Beam.
- ls it possible? Do you ever shut up?
628
00:50:05,614 --> 00:50:08,325
Will you stay with me
forever, Mr Beam?
629
00:50:30,472 --> 00:50:33,475
Look here.
When you meet my wife...
630
00:50:33,642 --> 00:50:35,852
she don�t know nothin�
about my sideline gig.
631
00:50:36,019 --> 00:50:39,439
- You mean she doesn�t know
you�re a thief?
- Hey, I'm not a thief, okay?
632
00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:43,193
I just dabble
in future used goods.
633
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,197
- Well, what does she think
you do all day?
- Look for work, man.
634
00:50:49,866 --> 00:50:54,287
Maybe if you did look for work,
you wouldn�t have to steal.
635
00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:56,706
Don�t judge me.
636
00:51:04,965 --> 00:51:06,800
You stepped on my shoe.
637
00:51:06,967 --> 00:51:09,302
See, I don�t usually
get in this late.
638
00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:14,808
Baby, am I glad
to see you.
639
00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:18,687
No, no, no. No, talk to me.
Explain this to me now.
640
00:51:18,853 --> 00:51:22,148
I got mugged.
641
00:51:22,315 --> 00:51:24,901
- Okay, I didn�t get mugged.
- I got--
642
00:51:25,068 --> 00:51:29,823
- I got mugged. He got beat up.
- Thank--
643
00:51:29,990 --> 00:51:32,450
Remember how I was tellin� you
I had a job interview?
644
00:51:32,617 --> 00:51:34,452
Baby, that�s him.
He right there.
645
00:51:34,619 --> 00:51:38,123
That�s the player
right there.
646
00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:43,336
My name�s Nick. Nick Beam.
Nice to meet you.
647
00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,381
When are you gonna stop
gettin� into trouble, Terrance?
648
00:51:46,548 --> 00:51:48,216
- Terrance?
- "T."
649
00:51:48,383 --> 00:51:52,137
Okay? My friends call me "T."
You can kiss my ass. Boo!
650
00:51:52,304 --> 00:51:54,556
- Okay, Terrance.
- Oh, Mama.
651
00:51:54,723 --> 00:51:58,435
Please go on
back to bed, Mama.
652
00:51:58,602 --> 00:52:01,438
What kind of man stays out
till 2:30 in the morning...
653
00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:03,440
then comes back lookin�
like a bruised turd?
654
00:52:03,607 --> 00:52:06,192
- Mama, I ain�t--
- Don�t you talk back.
655
00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:09,779
Don�t talk back
to your mother.
656
00:52:09,946 --> 00:52:12,240
W-- What-- What�d I do?
657
00:52:12,407 --> 00:52:14,284
You got that slap
�cause you with him.
658
00:52:14,451 --> 00:52:18,246
- And I know you�re part of
whatever badness he�s into.
- Mama, enough.
659
00:52:18,413 --> 00:52:20,957
You got some explainin�
to do in the morning, Mr Gentleman.
660
00:52:21,124 --> 00:52:24,044
Now you think on that.
661
00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:32,594
Why do you keep on
smackin� me, Mama?
662
00:52:34,763 --> 00:52:37,015
Okay.
663
00:52:38,642 --> 00:52:42,896
- Shh.
- No, go ahead. Go ahead.
664
00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:44,606
- Okay.
- Oh.
665
00:52:46,983 --> 00:52:49,152
Okay, now you come here.
Come here.
666
00:52:49,319 --> 00:52:51,988
Mama didn�t have to
smack me three times.
667
00:52:56,576 --> 00:53:00,247
- We gotta move out of here.
- I know.
668
00:53:00,413 --> 00:53:05,543
- I know.
- I heard gunshots.
669
00:53:05,710 --> 00:53:09,506
Hey, there, boy. Hey, what
you doing up this late, pal?
670
00:53:09,673 --> 00:53:12,425
Huh? What�s up?
What are you doing up this late?
671
00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:15,804
Oh, honey, we woke you.
672
00:53:15,971 --> 00:53:18,515
Now look, don�t worry.
Give Daddy a kiss. Come on.
673
00:53:18,682 --> 00:53:22,394
Don�t worry. I ain�t gonna let nothin�
happen to y�all. You know that, right?
674
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:27,691
- What happened to your face?
- No, I'm cool, little man.
675
00:53:27,857 --> 00:53:29,776
Hey, you do your homework?
676
00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:31,611
- Yes, sir.
- I said, did you do your homework?
677
00:53:31,778 --> 00:53:33,697
- Hmm? Hmm?
- Y-- Yes, sir.
678
00:53:33,863 --> 00:53:38,451
- What about you, little miss?
Did you do all your homework?
- I don�t have any homework.
679
00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:42,664
You don�t have no homework? All right,
time to go back to bed. Let�s go.
680
00:53:42,831 --> 00:53:47,544
Hut-two-three-four
Make a right at the right door
681
00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:52,299
Make your choice �cause you got
to grow up to be successful
682
00:53:52,465 --> 00:53:55,927
- I hope this isn�t an inconvenience for you.
- Not at all.
683
00:53:56,094 --> 00:54:00,390
You seem like a nice man. Terrance
can use a few of those in his life.
684
00:54:00,557 --> 00:54:02,892
- Good night.
- Good night.
685
00:54:03,059 --> 00:54:04,978
Thanks.
686
00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,860
Hey.
687
00:56:15,483 --> 00:56:18,820
You know, I never noticed before,
but you got really nice eyes.
688
00:56:18,987 --> 00:56:21,156
- Shut up!
- But you do.
689
00:56:21,323 --> 00:56:25,869
Let�s get this over with.
I can�t believe it. I'm committing
armed robbery for two flashlights.
690
00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:29,080
Hey, don�t worry about it.
Let�s go.
691
00:56:46,181 --> 00:56:48,266
Freeze, motherfucker!
692
00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:52,562
You move your ass so much
as an inch, I'll blow it off!
693
00:56:52,729 --> 00:56:56,358
- You hear me, motherfucker?
- Hey. - You hear me? What?
694
00:56:56,524 --> 00:57:01,238
- Why you acting so mean?
- Hey, look, man. Now ain�t the fuckin� time, all right?
695
00:57:01,404 --> 00:57:04,407
- You say scary shit, it scares �em.
- Yeah, but you have a gun.
696
00:57:04,574 --> 00:57:07,577
Plus, what you�re doing
is a stereotypicaI robber thing.
697
00:57:07,744 --> 00:57:12,874
I mean, it�s a lot scarier
if someone with a gun is calm
and cooI and collected, man.
698
00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:16,211
- That�s bullshit, man. Don�t--
- Here.
699
00:57:16,378 --> 00:57:20,423
Excuse me, sir. Come here.
700
00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:24,761
Come here. Come here.
701
00:57:27,138 --> 00:57:30,767
Now, look, Henry...
702
00:57:30,934 --> 00:57:33,853
we�re gonna take
some things outta here...
703
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:37,148
and you�re just gonna
stand there.
704
00:57:39,484 --> 00:57:43,613
- You got a problem with that?
- No.
705
00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:47,951
Good.
706
00:57:49,744 --> 00:57:54,332
Now, honestly, which one
did you think was scarier?
707
00:57:56,293 --> 00:57:59,462
- Honestly?
- Mm-hmm.
708
00:58:01,006 --> 00:58:03,133
He was scarier.
709
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:07,554
Really? You didn�t find
what he did contrived?
710
00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:12,225
- No. It was scary.
- Well, what part?
711
00:58:12,392 --> 00:58:16,646
Well, the, uh, "Freeze, motherfucker"
part was scary.
712
00:58:16,813 --> 00:58:20,567
And then he led me to believe
that if I moved my ass...
713
00:58:20,734 --> 00:58:23,320
it, it might be blown off.
714
00:58:27,032 --> 00:58:30,952
- You were scary too.
- Oh, come on. You�re just saying that.
You don�t have to lie.
715
00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:33,997
No, I'm not. I thought
you were very scary.
716
00:58:34,164 --> 00:58:35,999
- Really?
- Yeah.
717
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:39,669
- Well, thank you, Henry.
- Yo, check it out.
718
00:58:39,836 --> 00:58:42,339
They�re flashlights
with A.M./F.M. radio on it.
719
00:58:42,505 --> 00:58:47,010
They all that. You can listen to
your music while the light�s on, boy.
720
00:58:47,177 --> 00:58:49,137
All right, all right!
721
00:58:49,304 --> 00:58:52,515
Come on. Come on.
722
00:58:57,103 --> 00:59:00,565
Freeze, sucker-bitch!
723
00:59:01,566 --> 00:59:03,485
That was much better.
724
00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:07,280
Thank you, Henry.
See ya later now.
725
00:59:07,447 --> 00:59:10,367
What the hell is
"sucker-bitch"?
726
00:59:28,051 --> 00:59:32,013
I wanna live in the jungle
727
00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:35,433
Where you don�t got
to wear no clothes
728
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,436
And they got no boutiques
729
00:59:38,603 --> 00:59:40,689
Nothin� chic
730
00:59:40,855 --> 00:59:43,858
In the jungle
they don�t have no disco
731
00:59:44,025 --> 00:59:46,319
Yo, yo, Rig!
732
00:59:46,486 --> 00:59:48,655
Hey, yo, Rig!
733
00:59:48,822 --> 00:59:51,992
Yeah, come on over here
and meet Ginger and Mary Ann.
734
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,997
Ow! God!
735
00:59:57,163 --> 00:59:59,541
Charlie, we gotta go!
736
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,850
Go, go, go, go, go, go
737
01:00:59,017 --> 01:01:01,811
Go, go, go, go, go, go
738
01:01:01,978 --> 01:01:05,482
- Break, break
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
739
01:01:05,649 --> 01:01:07,567
- Hey, Nick, what floor is it on?
- Fifteenth.
740
01:01:07,734 --> 01:01:10,153
- What-- What-- What fifteenth?
- Come on.
741
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,239
Why can�t we just
use the elevator?
742
01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:15,617
- �Cause there�s a guard
that patrols the building.
- This is bullshit!
743
01:01:16,826 --> 01:01:18,995
Come on, man. It's Saturday night.
They�re not gonna be there anyway.
744
01:01:19,162 --> 01:01:21,122
Look, I know we�re gonna go
back Monday and we�re gonna get him.
745
01:01:21,289 --> 01:01:23,959
I just wanna check it out.
Take a left here, will you?
746
01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:27,671
You seriously busted up my party.
You know that.
747
01:01:27,837 --> 01:01:30,423
Those girls were attracted
to you. I mean, Christ�s sake,
they�re only human.
748
01:01:30,590 --> 01:01:33,176
-You�re a handsome man. We will go back.
-I'll hold you to that.
749
01:01:33,343 --> 01:01:36,096
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm. What�s the matter with you?
750
01:01:39,307 --> 01:01:42,018
- You sharp.
- Okay. - Yeah.
751
01:01:49,818 --> 01:01:51,611
Beat you.
752
01:01:51,778 --> 01:01:54,489
- I carried the damn bag.
- I still beat you.
753
01:01:54,656 --> 01:01:57,367
Beat me at what?
Climbing steps?
754
01:01:58,827 --> 01:02:01,538
Guess we�ll call you
the "Step King."
755
01:02:07,168 --> 01:02:09,254
Oh, shit.
756
01:02:11,256 --> 01:02:13,466
No problem.
I know the code.
757
01:02:19,222 --> 01:02:22,100
- What?
- Come on. Come on.
758
01:02:23,935 --> 01:02:28,356
Shit! That asshole
must�ve changed the code.
759
01:02:28,523 --> 01:02:31,192
Step aside. Let me take a look.
Let me take a look.
760
01:02:31,318 --> 01:02:33,361
Okay, let me look.
Mm-hmm.
761
01:02:36,323 --> 01:02:40,827
- What are you gonna do?
- You got 12 possible stations here. You�re only using 7.
762
01:02:40,994 --> 01:02:44,915
I'm gonna make the other 5 stations
active, run a test mode...
763
01:02:45,081 --> 01:02:47,417
and force the system
into rotation.
764
01:02:47,584 --> 01:02:49,628
What does that mean?
765
01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:55,050
We got five minutes.
766
01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:06,770
Here. Put on your mask.
767
01:03:06,937 --> 01:03:10,565
Is that mask sweaty? I think
that�s the one I hid behind my balls.
768
01:03:12,734 --> 01:03:14,236
All right.
769
01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:40,387
- Yeah, all right.
- All right, all right.
770
01:03:40,553 --> 01:03:43,807
Ooh, yeah. Let�s go.
We got three minutes. Let�s go.
771
01:03:43,974 --> 01:03:46,393
- Lookin� good.
- Yeah.
772
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:50,563
Put the money in there.
Let�s go. All right. Let�s go.
773
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:56,736
Here we go. Money. Money.
774
01:03:56,903 --> 01:03:59,239
Let�s go. Mask, mask.
775
01:04:02,492 --> 01:04:05,996
Let�s go, baby.
Let�s go, baby. Let�s go!
776
01:04:21,344 --> 01:04:24,014
What the hell are you doin�?
Nick?
777
01:04:29,477 --> 01:04:32,856
Okay, that�s reaI clever, Nick.
Let�s go.
778
01:04:35,775 --> 01:04:37,944
Come on, man.
779
01:04:46,036 --> 01:04:49,623
This is very nice.
It's very nice. It's very nice.
780
01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:53,001
Oh. I don�t think I've ever seen
a more beautifuI piece of shit.
781
01:04:53,168 --> 01:04:55,086
Nick. Nick!
782
01:04:55,253 --> 01:04:57,923
Very nice. Very nice.
Very nice.
783
01:05:03,094 --> 01:05:05,221
Yeah!
784
01:05:05,388 --> 01:05:09,017
That�s great. That�s great.
You done cut the dick off a statue.
785
01:05:13,063 --> 01:05:14,981
How�s it feel, Phillip?
786
01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:19,736
You had it all, but it wasn�t enough
for you. You had to mess with me.
787
01:05:21,279 --> 01:05:24,282
Nobody messes with Nick Beam.
788
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,565
I feeI lucky
789
01:05:58,775 --> 01:06:01,486
I just feeI that way
790
01:06:02,696 --> 01:06:06,908
I'm on a bus to Atlantic City
791
01:06:07,075 --> 01:06:10,662
Later on today
792
01:06:14,082 --> 01:06:17,335
- Your face, man. You showed your face.
- It doesn�t matter.
793
01:06:17,502 --> 01:06:22,007
It does matter. They catch you,
they catch me. It damn well matters!
794
01:06:24,634 --> 01:06:27,345
- I'm a winner
- Hey, man, look at me.
795
01:06:27,512 --> 01:06:30,265
Look at me, man.
I'm not goin� down for this shit.
796
01:06:33,435 --> 01:06:37,856
And now I know
797
01:06:38,023 --> 01:06:40,025
Why I've been sent
798
01:07:17,646 --> 01:07:21,399
Little rump shaker
She can really shake and bake
799
01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:23,693
She�s got skills
800
01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:29,407
- Watch her slippin� and a slidin�
- Here, man!
801
01:07:29,532 --> 01:07:31,952
- Makin� booty left to right
- Here!
802
01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:34,579
She�s got skills
803
01:07:45,966 --> 01:07:49,719
Hmm. The alarm
must�ve been set.
804
01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:08,154
Addressing the groove
I see you�re drinkin� again
805
01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:12,409
You�re smokin� smack inside your
cigarettes and lookin� pale and thin
806
01:08:12,576 --> 01:08:14,661
It's a shame
807
01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:17,831
It's a pity in New York City
808
01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,459
Well
809
01:08:37,142 --> 01:08:40,270
Well, well, well
well, well
810
01:08:40,437 --> 01:08:43,273
Something has changed
811
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,609
The way these people think
812
01:08:54,701 --> 01:09:00,081
Hey there, lonely girl
813
01:09:00,248 --> 01:09:03,460
Lonely girl
814
01:09:03,627 --> 01:09:08,757
Let me make your
broken heart like new
815
01:09:10,342 --> 01:09:12,302
- Oh, shit.
- Hey there, lonely--
816
01:09:25,815 --> 01:09:27,651
White people.
817
01:09:34,741 --> 01:09:36,993
Our dates.
818
01:09:55,679 --> 01:09:57,973
Ohh, shit.
819
01:09:58,139 --> 01:10:00,392
Oh-ho-ho.
Look at this, man!
820
01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:05,021
Mama-say, mama-sa, makusa!
Oh, smack me two times!
821
01:10:05,188 --> 01:10:07,065
Calm down.
822
01:10:07,232 --> 01:10:09,776
My son is going
to the best schools.
823
01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:12,779
My daughter, she ain�t even
gonna know what a food stamp is.
824
01:10:12,946 --> 01:10:17,033
My wife, we goin� out all the time.
825
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,077
All the time!
826
01:10:22,956 --> 01:10:26,418
- What�s wrong with you, man?
- Nothing.
827
01:10:26,585 --> 01:10:29,254
You sweatin� that bullshit, ain�t you?
You sweatin� that bullshit.
828
01:10:29,379 --> 01:10:32,048
You did what you had to do
to that guy, man. Don�t worry about it.
829
01:10:32,173 --> 01:10:34,968
All right? Put that shit
behind you, man. Where you goin�?
830
01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:39,097
Where you goin�?
Where you goin�?
831
01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:41,516
I'm just gonna--
I'm just gonna take a walk.
832
01:10:41,683 --> 01:10:43,518
All right.
Well, hurry back.
833
01:10:43,685 --> 01:10:46,563
I got willpower,
but I don�t know how much.
834
01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:50,233
You know what I'm sayin�?
Yeah.
835
01:10:50,525 --> 01:10:52,611
There is somethin�
836
01:10:52,777 --> 01:10:56,531
On your mind
837
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:05,206
By the way
you look at me
838
01:11:09,836 --> 01:11:12,047
There is somethin�
839
01:11:12,213 --> 01:11:16,426
On your mind, honey
840
01:11:20,096 --> 01:11:23,433
Did you ever do somethin� that you
thought would make you feel great?
841
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,727
In a weird way,
you almost feel worse.
842
01:11:25,894 --> 01:11:28,688
Revenge, huh?
Some things hurt no matter what.
843
01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:30,941
That must be a fact
of life.
844
01:11:31,107 --> 01:11:34,694
- And what you�re thinkin�
- Hi!
845
01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:37,697
Hi! Nick.
846
01:11:37,864 --> 01:11:41,076
I can�t believe it.
What are you doin� here?
847
01:11:41,243 --> 01:11:44,412
- Danielle.
- Oops.
848
01:11:44,579 --> 01:11:47,040
I don�t know
what I'm doin� here.
849
01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:50,043
- What are you doin� here?
- Well, Sheila, my best friend--
850
01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:54,005
Well, she used to be my best friend. I guess,
technically, Marcy would be my best friend.
851
01:11:54,172 --> 01:11:56,925
I mean, they both think they�re my
best friend, which is okay by me.
852
01:11:57,092 --> 01:12:00,345
But once I did have this nightmare
where Sheila and Marcy are sitting...
853
01:12:00,512 --> 01:12:03,390
right next to each other, and this
Eskimo guy comes over and says, "Pick."
854
01:12:03,556 --> 01:12:07,936
I thought I was gonna die. I mean,
an Eskimo guy. What is that all about?
855
01:12:08,103 --> 01:12:10,438
Anyway, Sheila, she�s visiting
and she�s staying here.
856
01:12:10,605 --> 01:12:12,857
And so I thought l�d take her
to a party and show her a good time.
857
01:12:13,024 --> 01:12:17,487
And she meets this guy and goes home
with him instead. And, oh, well.
858
01:12:17,654 --> 01:12:20,490
You really look good.
859
01:12:21,658 --> 01:12:23,535
You look--
You look good too.
860
01:12:23,702 --> 01:12:26,997
- Thank you.
- Do you want a drink?
861
01:12:27,163 --> 01:12:29,708
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Sure.
862
01:12:31,501 --> 01:12:35,589
You know, I'm such a klutz. I spilled
beer all over my dress earlier.
863
01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:40,552
And, well, I think it�s stained.
Did it stain, Nick?
864
01:12:50,645 --> 01:12:54,566
I have Sheila�s room key.
You wanna come up?
865
01:12:54,733 --> 01:12:57,277
- Let�s get hot
- Oh, yes, it�s ladies� night
866
01:12:57,444 --> 01:12:59,696
And the vibes is right
867
01:12:59,863 --> 01:13:02,198
Oh, yes, it�s ladies� night
Oh, what a night
868
01:13:02,365 --> 01:13:04,409
Oh, what a night
869
01:13:04,576 --> 01:13:08,705
It's ladies� night
and the feeling�s right
870
01:13:08,872 --> 01:13:11,708
Oh, yes, it�s ladies� night
Oh, what a night
871
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,877
Oh, what a night
872
01:13:23,845 --> 01:13:26,264
Nick, Nick,
use your key, man.
873
01:13:28,934 --> 01:13:30,769
All right.
All right, Nick. Damn!
874
01:13:32,687 --> 01:13:36,775
- Hey, Nick, why couldn�t you just use your key?
- Turn your bed down?
875
01:13:51,748 --> 01:13:54,125
Stay.
876
01:14:13,603 --> 01:14:15,730
The lady is lookin� good
877
01:14:15,897 --> 01:14:19,943
- Just like the lady should
- Just like the lady should
878
01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:24,030
I've been thinking about this
for so long. I want you so bad.
879
01:14:24,197 --> 01:14:26,241
I just wanted to
make her happy.
880
01:14:26,408 --> 01:14:29,119
This is gonna be a night
that you won�t forget.
881
01:14:29,286 --> 01:14:31,162
I try to forget,
but I can�t.
882
01:14:31,329 --> 01:14:35,667
- Give it to me, Nick.
- Give. That�s all I did was give.
883
01:14:45,427 --> 01:14:49,556
Nick? Nick, you�re really putting
a damper on the mood here.
884
01:14:49,723 --> 01:14:51,808
I'm sorry.
I don�t know.
885
01:14:51,975 --> 01:14:55,145
Danielle, I can�t.
I just can�t.
886
01:14:56,855 --> 01:14:59,983
I just wanna make you mine
887
01:15:00,150 --> 01:15:03,236
We�ll be together
till the end of time
888
01:15:03,403 --> 01:15:06,656
Hey, Kareem. Are you aware
that Charlie and l...
889
01:15:06,823 --> 01:15:10,201
had intended to come up here
and cap your punk ass?
890
01:15:10,368 --> 01:15:12,287
And your girIfriend Nick.
891
01:15:12,454 --> 01:15:15,832
But, shit, you two muffins did such an
outstanding job with this financing...
892
01:15:15,999 --> 01:15:19,210
I mean, who could think about killing
at a time like this?
893
01:15:19,377 --> 01:15:22,881
Thanks. Your approval
means a lot.
894
01:15:23,048 --> 01:15:27,260
- Did I tell you to speak? Did I tell you to speak?
- Charlie, no.
895
01:15:27,427 --> 01:15:30,764
That�s gonna be too loud.
896
01:15:30,931 --> 01:15:33,099
Too loud.
897
01:16:03,213 --> 01:16:07,384
- Hello? Hello?
- Hi.
898
01:16:07,550 --> 01:16:11,096
Oh, my God! Nick, is that you?
Are you okay?
899
01:16:12,555 --> 01:16:15,642
- I'm fine.
- Oh, thank God!
900
01:16:15,809 --> 01:16:17,894
I didn�t know if, if you--
901
01:16:18,061 --> 01:16:21,898
I thought that--
You�re not hurt?
902
01:16:22,065 --> 01:16:26,861
- No.
- Oh, thank God! Where are you?
903
01:16:27,028 --> 01:16:32,492
Look, Ann, let�s not make this harder
than it has to be. I saw you.
904
01:16:32,659 --> 01:16:36,955
- What?
- I saw you. I know.
905
01:16:37,122 --> 01:16:39,457
Saw me what?
What are you talking about?
906
01:16:39,624 --> 01:16:42,419
Come on. Do you have to do this?
You and Phillip.
907
01:16:42,586 --> 01:16:45,046
- What about him?
- You�re denying it. She�s denying it.
908
01:16:45,213 --> 01:16:50,093
I don�t believe this.
Friday afternoon. Remember?
909
01:16:50,260 --> 01:16:55,140
Well, guess what.
I came home early. I saw you, Ann.
910
01:16:56,683 --> 01:17:00,937
- I was there.
- Oh. Oh, no.
911
01:17:01,104 --> 01:17:03,690
Yeah. Oh, no.
912
01:17:05,233 --> 01:17:08,862
Nick, I was still
at work Friday afternoon.
913
01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:14,284
At work? Well, then your-- your clone
was at home screwing my boss.
914
01:17:14,451 --> 01:17:18,288
Nick, it was my sister.
Remember, I told you...
915
01:17:18,455 --> 01:17:21,124
she was coming next Friday
with her fiance?
916
01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:24,836
Well, I made a mistake. It was this
Friday. They called from the airport.
917
01:17:25,003 --> 01:17:26,713
I told them about
the key in the planter.
918
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,840
I called you, but you�d
already left the office.
919
01:17:29,007 --> 01:17:31,468
So I left you a message
on the machine at home.
920
01:17:31,635 --> 01:17:35,597
What about-- What about the cuff links?
Phillip�s cuff links were on the sink, Ann.
921
01:17:35,764 --> 01:17:38,350
Honey, they�ve been in the dresser
since the Christmas party.
922
01:17:38,516 --> 01:17:42,479
I left them on the counter so you�d
finally remember to bring them to him.
923
01:17:42,646 --> 01:17:45,315
So you�re not having
an affair?
924
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:49,236
- No, you dick!
- You still love me?
925
01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:51,655
More than anything in the world.
926
01:17:51,821 --> 01:17:56,284
You-- You wouldn�t believe
what I've been through.
927
01:17:56,451 --> 01:18:01,414
You�re gonna laugh,
but I actually-- Shit.
928
01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:04,501
- What�s the matter? What�s wrong?
- Shit!
929
01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:07,837
- What�s the matter? What?
- Shit!
930
01:18:08,004 --> 01:18:09,923
Shit! Shit!
931
01:18:10,090 --> 01:18:12,133
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit...
932
01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,719
shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.
933
01:18:19,808 --> 01:18:22,394
Going down.
934
01:18:31,903 --> 01:18:34,573
- Don�t touch it.
- Oh, man.
935
01:18:34,698 --> 01:18:36,616
Oh, man.
936
01:18:43,331 --> 01:18:46,751
I think I can open the door
and catch the sheet.
937
01:18:46,918 --> 01:18:49,921
- Don�t touch the sheet, please. Don�t--
- No, no, no.
938
01:18:50,088 --> 01:18:53,049
- No, don�t move. Don�t move.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
I done moved the hand.
939
01:18:53,216 --> 01:18:56,761
I really don�t think you should be moving
right now. I-I think you�re moving.
940
01:18:56,928 --> 01:18:59,431
- Call the paramedics. Listen to me.
- All right.
941
01:18:59,598 --> 01:19:02,892
Get them here as fast
as you can!
942
01:19:03,059 --> 01:19:05,270
Have them meet me
with a gurney.
943
01:19:05,437 --> 01:19:08,106
- Wait. Let me practise.
- Let you practise?
944
01:19:08,231 --> 01:19:11,943
I'm hangin� on
a fuckin� ledge, man.
945
01:19:12,110 --> 01:19:14,905
- I don�t wanna die like this, Nick.
- All right.
946
01:19:15,071 --> 01:19:17,157
I wasn�t tryin�
to stick you up, man!
947
01:19:17,324 --> 01:19:19,492
First, I'm gonna say "one." Then I'm gonna
say "two." Then I'm gonna say "three."
948
01:19:19,659 --> 01:19:22,120
- And then I'm gonna do it.
- I can�t hear you.
949
01:19:22,287 --> 01:19:26,499
- I'm gonna start with one and count to three!
- Okay.
950
01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:29,002
Ready?
One.
951
01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:31,087
- Right.
- Two.
952
01:19:31,254 --> 01:19:33,590
I can�t hear you!
You gotta be louder, Nick!
953
01:19:33,757 --> 01:19:37,344
- I said, "two"!
- Are you on "two" already?
954
01:19:37,510 --> 01:19:39,971
- I'll start again!
- Start from "one"!
955
01:19:40,889 --> 01:19:43,183
- One... - Right.
- Two.
956
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:46,353
- I got you.
- Three!
957
01:19:46,519 --> 01:19:49,648
- Nick!
- I got it! I got it! Got it!
958
01:19:53,526 --> 01:19:56,696
Well, you go, boy!
You my--
959
01:20:11,002 --> 01:20:14,714
The elevator!
The money!
960
01:20:16,424 --> 01:20:19,219
Remind me to kick
your ass later.
961
01:20:35,235 --> 01:20:37,362
Oh! We�re rich, man!
962
01:20:37,529 --> 01:20:41,032
- We are in the bigs.
- Charlie. Charlie, smell that.
963
01:20:41,199 --> 01:20:43,034
Oh, yes! You, too,
can be a millionaire!
964
01:20:43,201 --> 01:20:44,869
Hookers!
965
01:20:45,036 --> 01:20:47,539
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
Charlie, smell this.
966
01:20:47,706 --> 01:20:50,000
More hookers!
967
01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:52,961
- Hookers!
- We hit the mother lode, man!
968
01:20:53,128 --> 01:20:55,213
- What the fuck is that?
- What the fuck--
969
01:20:55,380 --> 01:20:57,424
- Okay. What now?
- I don�t know.
970
01:20:57,591 --> 01:20:59,551
What do you mean, you don�t know?
I thought you said you had a plan.
971
01:20:59,718 --> 01:21:03,555
- That was my plan: to ram them.
- Ram them.
972
01:21:04,764 --> 01:21:06,391
Speed up!
973
01:21:07,892 --> 01:21:11,646
- Shoot the mother-- Shoot him!
- I got him! I got him!
974
01:21:11,813 --> 01:21:13,773
- Shoot �em!
- Geez!
975
01:21:15,317 --> 01:21:17,861
You know, I'm tired of this shit.
Let�s go!
976
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:25,952
Charlie!
Look out, Charlie!
977
01:21:32,918 --> 01:21:36,713
I'm actually grabbing a gun
and going after bad guys.
978
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,382
You the man.
979
01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:47,474
All right.
980
01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:56,399
- You see �em?
- No.
981
01:21:56,566 --> 01:21:59,110
I'll, uh--
I'll let you know.
982
01:21:59,277 --> 01:22:02,405
Please do.
Nick.
983
01:22:08,078 --> 01:22:10,163
What?
984
01:22:12,791 --> 01:22:17,087
- You checkin� this shit out?
- Hey, Nick.
985
01:22:17,254 --> 01:22:19,172
I like you like this.
986
01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:21,633
You and your prom date
both having weapons.
987
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:25,637
That way I don�t have to kill
an unarmed couple. It's not my style.
988
01:22:25,804 --> 01:22:28,056
Put down the bag.
989
01:22:29,641 --> 01:22:32,978
- Paul Bunyan, come and take the bag.
- Nick, let me--
990
01:22:33,144 --> 01:22:35,438
- You�re an idiot! Shut up!
- Shoot this mother--
- No, you�re a fuckin� idiot!
991
01:22:35,605 --> 01:22:40,193
Who are you? Crime dog now? Are you aware that
there�s only two kind of people on the whole planet?
992
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,029
There are killers,
and then there�s everybody else.
993
01:22:43,154 --> 01:22:47,951
I'm a killer, Nick. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What are you, Nick?
994
01:22:52,455 --> 01:22:55,041
I'm married.
995
01:22:56,042 --> 01:23:00,463
Oh, you son of a--
Wait, wait, wait.
996
01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:03,300
Oh, shit!
997
01:23:03,466 --> 01:23:05,302
What are you,
fuckin� out of your mind?
998
01:23:05,468 --> 01:23:07,971
- Fuck!
- What, are you crazy?
999
01:23:13,351 --> 01:23:17,188
Huh? Who�s in controI now?
1000
01:23:17,355 --> 01:23:19,691
Hand over the bag...
1001
01:23:19,858 --> 01:23:23,987
or else my man Nick Beam here
gonna put one in your ass.
1002
01:23:24,154 --> 01:23:26,031
Ain�t that right, Nick?
1003
01:23:30,201 --> 01:23:34,956
- I'll roll over.
- Okay, I see it. I see it.
1004
01:23:35,123 --> 01:23:37,918
Let me try to get around
and get you.
1005
01:23:38,084 --> 01:23:39,794
No, it�s not--
1006
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,633
- No, they�re in the alley.
- Charlie, it�s the police.
- Oh, yes!
1007
01:23:44,799 --> 01:23:49,554
- Thank God you�re here.
- Thank God you�re here, man.
- Oh, this nightmare�s over.
1008
01:23:49,721 --> 01:23:52,140
- What the fuck are you doin�?
- Put the gun down!
1009
01:23:52,307 --> 01:23:54,768
Put that gun down,
you stupid pig!
1010
01:23:54,935 --> 01:23:57,395
- Wait! Come on!
- Come on, man!
1011
01:24:00,941 --> 01:24:03,693
It's them.
1012
01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:08,198
Well, some folks in Arizona are
gonna be mighty happy to see you boys.
1013
01:24:09,908 --> 01:24:13,411
Wait, wait, wait! Officer! Officer!
Officer, two other guys--
1014
01:24:16,539 --> 01:24:21,378
"I'm married." Ka-blam!
You�re too much.
1015
01:24:21,544 --> 01:24:23,380
- Is the money all there?
- Looks like it.
1016
01:24:23,546 --> 01:24:28,301
Great. We have just enough time
to get it back.
1017
01:24:28,468 --> 01:24:30,553
Excuse me?
1018
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,890
We have to bring the money back.
1019
01:24:34,057 --> 01:24:35,725
No, no.
1020
01:24:35,892 --> 01:24:39,187
Maybe you�re a little bit confused
about the purpose of a robbery.
1021
01:24:39,354 --> 01:24:42,565
Oh, T., I didn�t tell you. When we
were at the hotel, I called my wife.
1022
01:24:42,732 --> 01:24:45,068
Everything�s all right.
You see, it wasn�t her.
1023
01:24:45,235 --> 01:24:48,488
She wasn�t even there.
lsn�t that great?
1024
01:24:50,407 --> 01:24:52,993
It was her sister
and her sister�s fiance.
1025
01:24:53,159 --> 01:24:56,913
I don�t give a damn if it was
her Uncle Fester and Gumby.
1026
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,749
You ain�t takin�
this money anywhere, man.
1027
01:25:00,917 --> 01:25:03,003
I don�t wanna
hear all that.
1028
01:25:07,591 --> 01:25:09,718
- Let go. Let go.
- Gimme the bag. You let go.
1029
01:25:09,884 --> 01:25:11,595
- Let go of the bag. You let--
- It's not your money.
1030
01:25:11,761 --> 01:25:13,179
- It's not your money.
- It's not your money!
1031
01:25:13,346 --> 01:25:15,015
- It's not yours. It's haIf mine.
- Let go!
1032
01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:16,766
- You let go!
- Let go!
- You let go!
1033
01:25:16,933 --> 01:25:18,852
Let go!
1034
01:25:26,985 --> 01:25:29,195
Get back here!
1035
01:25:48,924 --> 01:25:51,843
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
1036
01:25:52,010 --> 01:25:55,305
- And you?
- I'll live.
1037
01:25:58,224 --> 01:26:00,894
Can�t let you take
the money, Nick.
1038
01:26:01,019 --> 01:26:03,813
T., my life is in that bag.
1039
01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:09,236
Nick, even if you wanted
to take the money back, you can�t.
1040
01:26:09,402 --> 01:26:13,406
- Your face is on the video, man.
- They only review the tapes if something�s missing.
1041
01:26:13,573 --> 01:26:16,993
I can go into work early
and bring it back. No one�ll know.
1042
01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:22,999
T.
1043
01:26:27,504 --> 01:26:29,506
I can get my life back.
1044
01:26:44,646 --> 01:26:49,859
You forget one thing, Nick.
I get my life back too.
1045
01:27:23,935 --> 01:27:26,730
Money don�t make
my world go �round
1046
01:27:28,898 --> 01:27:31,902
I'm reaching out
for the higher ground
1047
01:27:34,237 --> 01:27:38,158
To a warm and peacefuI place
1048
01:27:39,534 --> 01:27:43,079
I can rest my weary face
1049
01:27:44,706 --> 01:27:46,958
Life�s answers we try to find
1050
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:49,794
Oh, we try to find
Yes, we try to find
1051
01:27:49,961 --> 01:27:53,381
Battling inside our minds
1052
01:27:55,008 --> 01:28:00,055
Where do I go from here
1053
01:28:00,221 --> 01:28:04,726
Will all my friends be there
1054
01:28:04,893 --> 01:28:07,896
�Cause we�re living
we�re living
1055
01:28:08,063 --> 01:28:10,148
In a crazy maze
1056
01:28:10,315 --> 01:28:13,193
And we�re fighting
we�re fighting
1057
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:14,736
To rise above the haze
1058
01:28:14,903 --> 01:28:18,114
Lights at the end
of the tunnel
1059
01:28:18,281 --> 01:28:20,992
Sometimes the journey�s long
1060
01:28:21,159 --> 01:28:23,620
There are many theories
1061
01:28:23,787 --> 01:28:27,082
Who�s right and who�s wrong
1062
01:28:28,833 --> 01:28:32,462
Pressure�s on
I have to choose
1063
01:28:34,256 --> 01:28:37,425
I've got nothing to lose
1064
01:28:39,302 --> 01:28:43,265
I close my eyes
I take a chance
1065
01:28:43,431 --> 01:28:47,811
l-l, I now dance
a different dance
1066
01:28:49,938 --> 01:28:52,107
What�s the key
to a happy life
1067
01:28:52,274 --> 01:28:54,818
Tell me now, now, now
1068
01:28:54,985 --> 01:28:58,029
HeaIthy mind
and lots of spice
1069
01:29:00,323 --> 01:29:03,785
Running barefoot
through the trees
1070
01:29:03,952 --> 01:29:07,205
- Oh, my God!
- That�s my idea of free
1071
01:29:07,372 --> 01:29:10,041
Ow. Ouch.
1072
01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,877
What happened to you?
1073
01:29:13,003 --> 01:29:15,380
It's a long story.
1074
01:29:15,547 --> 01:29:17,882
- I got shot.
- What?
1075
01:29:18,049 --> 01:29:20,719
And l-- I think
I'm wanted in Arizona.
1076
01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:25,098
Plus, my shoes
caught on fire.
1077
01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:33,231
You told me you were selling me the top of
the line. The top of the line is digital.
1078
01:29:33,398 --> 01:29:35,859
Did you sell me a digital?
No, you did not.
1079
01:29:36,026 --> 01:29:37,944
So, I'm bringing it back,
and I expect a full refund.
1080
01:29:38,111 --> 01:29:40,030
And if you do not give me
a full refund, you will not...
1081
01:29:40,196 --> 01:29:42,449
be doing business
with myseIf or my company.
1082
01:29:42,616 --> 01:29:44,492
Thank you.
1083
01:29:46,494 --> 01:29:50,790
- So, did you hear?
- What?
1084
01:29:50,957 --> 01:29:53,460
Some, uh, vandals
broke in over the weekend.
1085
01:29:53,627 --> 01:29:57,756
- What?
- Well, nothing was stolen. They-- they cut the--
1086
01:29:57,923 --> 01:30:00,050
the thingy
1087
01:30:00,216 --> 01:30:03,720
off P.B.�s statue.
1088
01:30:06,598 --> 01:30:10,101
Um, they�re reviewing
the videotape.
1089
01:30:17,442 --> 01:30:20,320
- Hi, everybody. How�s it going?
- Not now, Nick.
1090
01:30:22,822 --> 01:30:25,575
- Did anybody see that game last night?
- Game? What game?
1091
01:30:25,742 --> 01:30:28,745
- Oh, that game. Overtime.
- Will you please shut up!
1092
01:30:31,456 --> 01:30:35,961
Don�t touch it. Don�t touch it.
Oh, you pig. Oh, you pig.
1093
01:30:42,008 --> 01:30:43,969
Well, that�s it.
What�s done is done. Listen.
1094
01:30:44,135 --> 01:30:46,054
I've got this great idea for
the new McGinty Cracker mascot.
1095
01:30:46,221 --> 01:30:48,390
- Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Thank you.
- This mascot--
1096
01:30:48,556 --> 01:30:50,934
- This--
- Nick! Shut up!
1097
01:30:56,648 --> 01:30:59,317
What�s happening?
1098
01:31:01,444 --> 01:31:04,823
Well, what is this?
What the hell is this?
1099
01:31:04,990 --> 01:31:08,952
- I don�t know.
- You goin� crazy as a spider!
1100
01:31:09,119 --> 01:31:11,454
Somebody must�ve recorded
over the tape.
1101
01:31:11,621 --> 01:31:16,126
- Who had access?
- Uh, there was an electrician in here this morning.
1102
01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:18,795
What electrician?
I did not order an electrician!
1103
01:31:18,962 --> 01:31:23,550
I did. The flickers on the--
fluorescent lights were flickering.
1104
01:31:23,717 --> 01:31:26,136
- I'm really sorry, sir.
- This is terrible, Phil.
1105
01:31:26,303 --> 01:31:27,887
- I would really like to be alone now.
- I'll go now.
- You should go.
1106
01:31:28,054 --> 01:31:30,223
- I would be really like to be alone.
- You should go. - I'll leave now.
- You should go too.
1107
01:31:30,390 --> 01:31:33,184
- I would like to be extremely alone for a minute.
- I'm gonna leave you alone.
1108
01:31:33,351 --> 01:31:36,229
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Nick.
1109
01:31:41,651 --> 01:31:43,612
All right now. Cut that out.
Y�all wanna eat? You wanna eat?
1110
01:31:43,778 --> 01:31:45,864
- Yeah, we wanna eat.
- I thought you wanna eat. You wanna eat? All right.
1111
01:31:46,031 --> 01:31:48,283
- Just don�t burn the meat.
- I don�t never burn the meat.
1112
01:31:48,450 --> 01:31:51,328
- Uh-huh. What happened the last time?
- Hey, Dad don�t burn the meat.
1113
01:31:51,494 --> 01:31:54,623
- I'm gonna put some more
po-po sauce on it. Y�all like that.
- Joey. Tonya.
1114
01:31:54,789 --> 01:31:58,418
- Yeah, that�s--
- Go see your mama, boy. You know.
1115
01:31:58,585 --> 01:32:01,504
Now this is my very
speciaI mustard.
1116
01:32:01,671 --> 01:32:04,007
- Don�t let nobody touch that.
- Okay, Mama.
1117
01:32:04,174 --> 01:32:06,843
- All right.
- Yeah.
1118
01:32:07,010 --> 01:32:09,596
So, how�s the
electrician business?
1119
01:32:11,097 --> 01:32:15,602
Hey. Not bad.
The hours are a bitch.
1120
01:32:16,770 --> 01:32:18,688
I wanna thank you.
1121
01:32:18,855 --> 01:32:23,568
I don�t know why-- I just wanna say
I appreciate what you did.
1122
01:32:25,612 --> 01:32:29,032
Well, don�t mention it. How�s that?
How did you know where I was anyway?
1123
01:32:30,992 --> 01:32:32,869
A friend gave me a tip.
1124
01:32:34,704 --> 01:32:37,165
A friend, huh?
1125
01:32:37,332 --> 01:32:40,210
- You hungry?
- Yes, we would love for you to join us.
1126
01:32:40,377 --> 01:32:42,462
Wouldn�t we, Mama?
1127
01:32:46,383 --> 01:32:49,177
I talked to my boss today
after things settled down.
1128
01:32:49,344 --> 01:32:53,890
Convinced him we need
a new security system. Got any ideas?
1129
01:32:54,057 --> 01:32:56,559
Sure. I can help you
pick one out.
1130
01:32:56,726 --> 01:33:00,063
You wanna run it?
We need someone trustworthy.
1131
01:33:00,230 --> 01:33:02,983
I told him I know
just the guy.
1132
01:33:03,149 --> 01:33:04,901
Well, I'm gonna have to
think about this, Nick.
1133
01:33:05,068 --> 01:33:09,364
Right now, I'm weighing out several
lucrative offers. I mean, they rollin� in.
1134
01:33:09,531 --> 01:33:11,908
A lot of people want me
to work for them right now.
1135
01:33:12,075 --> 01:33:15,287
Now, that�s just
the way I like it.
1136
01:33:15,453 --> 01:33:18,665
All I need now is some
of Mama�s speciaI mustard.
1137
01:33:18,832 --> 01:33:20,709
Stop.
1138
01:33:27,424 --> 01:33:30,093
What�d I do?
1139
01:33:41,104 --> 01:33:44,983
- Run, run!
- Stay down, Nick. Get on outta here.
1140
01:33:45,150 --> 01:33:48,320
I'll beat you into the--
1141
01:33:49,905 --> 01:33:53,283
See you when you get there
1142
01:34:04,461 --> 01:34:07,964
Now I seen places and faces of things
you ain�t never thought about thinkin�
1143
01:34:08,131 --> 01:34:10,634
If you ain�t peeked then you
must be drinkin� and smokin�
1144
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,262
Pretendin� that you�re locin�
but you�re broken, let me get you open
1145
01:34:14,429 --> 01:34:17,265
Now, little Timmy got his diploma
and little Jimmy got life
1146
01:34:17,432 --> 01:34:20,185
And Tamica around the corner
just took her first hit off the pipe
1147
01:34:20,352 --> 01:34:23,021
The other homey shot the other homey
and ran off with his money
1148
01:34:23,146 --> 01:34:25,732
And when the other homeys heard about it
they thought that it was funny
1149
01:34:25,899 --> 01:34:28,318
But who�s the dummy �cause now
you done lost a hustler
1150
01:34:28,485 --> 01:34:30,862
A down-ass brother
done replaced by a bustler
1151
01:34:31,029 --> 01:34:33,323
And though I got love for ya
I know I can�t trust ya
1152
01:34:33,490 --> 01:34:36,159
�Cause my crew is rollin� numbers
and your crew is rollin� dusters
1153
01:34:36,326 --> 01:34:39,162
And just because of that you act
like you don�t like a brother no more
1154
01:34:39,329 --> 01:34:41,539
I guess that�s just
the way you go
1155
01:34:41,706 --> 01:34:45,460
I ain�t tryin� to preach, I believe
I can reach but your mind ain�t prepared
1156
01:34:45,627 --> 01:34:47,462
I see ya when you get there
1157
01:34:47,629 --> 01:34:51,258
I'll see you
when you get there
1158
01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:54,177
If you ever get there
1159
01:34:54,344 --> 01:34:57,389
See you when you get there
1160
01:34:57,555 --> 01:35:02,143
I'll see you
when you get there
1161
01:35:02,310 --> 01:35:04,688
If you ever get there
1162
01:35:04,854 --> 01:35:07,983
See you when you get there
1163
01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:10,402
More temptation and fate
I guess we livin� for today
1164
01:35:10,569 --> 01:35:13,363
I seen a man get swept off his feet
by a bull with an AK
1165
01:35:13,530 --> 01:35:15,865
The situation�s so twisted
everybody gettin� lifted
1166
01:35:16,032 --> 01:35:18,868
I'm just tryin� to take care
of my kids and handle my business
1167
01:35:19,035 --> 01:35:21,454
�Cause it�s way too serious
so you gotta pay close attention
1168
01:35:21,621 --> 01:35:24,124
So you don�t get caught slippin�
when they come to do all the gettin�
1169
01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:26,543
Life is a big game so you gotta
play it with the big boys
1170
01:35:26,710 --> 01:35:29,212
Some of us gotta run a little faster
�cause we gotta lay the straw
1171
01:35:29,379 --> 01:35:32,215
But l�d be a fooI to surrender
when I know I can be a contender
1172
01:35:32,382 --> 01:35:34,843
If everybody�s ascended
then everybody can be a winner
1173
01:35:35,010 --> 01:35:37,220
No matter your rag color
Deep down we all brothers
1174
01:35:37,387 --> 01:35:39,973
And we gonna set a time
Somebody up there still love us
1175
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:42,726
I'm gonna scuffle and struggle with ya
I'm breathless and weak
1176
01:35:42,892 --> 01:35:45,437
I done strived my whole life
to make it to the mountain peak
1177
01:35:45,604 --> 01:35:48,023
Always keep reachin�
Sure to grab onto somethin�
1178
01:35:48,189 --> 01:35:51,151
I'll be there when you get there
waitin� with the sounds bumpin�
1179
01:35:51,318 --> 01:35:55,655
I'll see you
when you get there
1180
01:35:55,822 --> 01:35:58,033
If you ever get there
1181
01:35:58,199 --> 01:36:01,411
See you when you get there
1182
01:36:01,578 --> 01:36:06,207
I'll see you
when you get there
1183
01:36:06,374 --> 01:36:08,835
If you ever get there
1184
01:36:09,002 --> 01:36:12,172
See you when
you get there
1185
01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:15,383
As we walk down the road
of our destiny
1186
01:36:15,550 --> 01:36:18,219
And the time comes to choose
which shall it be
1187
01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:20,305
The wide and crooked
or the straight and narrow
1188
01:36:20,472 --> 01:36:23,391
We got one voice to give
and one life to live
1189
01:36:23,558 --> 01:36:26,311
Stand up for somethin�
or lay down in the game
1190
01:36:26,478 --> 01:36:28,855
Listen to the song
that we sing
1191
01:36:29,022 --> 01:36:30,941
It's up to you
to make your beef
1192
01:36:31,107 --> 01:36:33,777
I guess I'll see you
when you see me
1193
01:36:33,944 --> 01:36:37,948
I'll see you
1194
01:36:38,114 --> 01:36:40,992
When you get there
1195
01:36:41,159 --> 01:36:44,079
If you wanna get there
1196
01:36:44,246 --> 01:36:48,708
- I'll see you
- I'll see you
1197
01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:52,045
- When you get there
- When you get there
1198
01:36:52,212 --> 01:36:54,965
- If you wanna get there
- If you really
1199
01:36:55,131 --> 01:36:59,386
- I'll see you
- I'll see you
1200
01:36:59,552 --> 01:37:02,973
- When you get there
- When you get there
1201
01:37:03,139 --> 01:37:05,642
- If you wanna get there
- If you really
1202
01:37:05,809 --> 01:37:09,938
I'll see you
1203
01:37:10,105 --> 01:37:12,065
When you get there98867
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