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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PANTING)
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(ATM BEEPS)
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Huh?
"Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep?"
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What is this, some kind of joke?
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(BEEPING)
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Listen, you stupid machine,
I want my money.
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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Hey! Stupid machine,
give me back my money.
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Hey! Who's in there? Anybody in there?
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(WHIRRING)
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MAN 1: Sell any market.
MAN 2: Fill or kill.
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MAN 1: Bid me 20,000.
WOMAN 1: The market's on fire.
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MAN 1: We're taking a bath on that one.
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(BELL DINGING)
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What's with the bell?
The market doesn't close
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for another 15 minutes.
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"What's worse than a millipede
with flat feet?"
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Good Lord, we've got a computer vandal
on our hands.
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DICK: Stop whining, Alfred.
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If you think the ticket's a mistake,
you'll get a chance tell the whole story
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to the clerk when we get up there.
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If I live that long.
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CLERK: I'm sorry, folks,
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you'll just have to be patient.
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The computers are still down.
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"How do you get five elephants
into a compact car?"
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REPORTER 1: There he is.
REPORTER 2: Commissioner, look here.
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Is it true about the clue?
What about the riddles?
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REPORTER 1: Have any new proof?
REPORTER 2: Any truth to the riddles?
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Commissioner, can you give me
just one answer?
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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So, what's the story on this?
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We're doing everything we can.
No more questions.
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I'm sorry.
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BATMAN: Looks like Edward Nygma's
making a comeback.
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(SIGHS)
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Yeah, Nygma.
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He's deleting all his files from
every police database we can access.
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Look, he's left no trace
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of any driver's license
or social security number.
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No bank accounts, credit cards,
not even a birth certificate.
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As if he never existed.
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But what about the hard copies of...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Gordon here.
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What? Someone just delivered
a crate downstairs
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with question marks painted on it.
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And it's ticking.
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Move it, people. Gordon's orders.
We need this area cleared now.
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(BOTH GASP)
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ROBIN: Gently, gently.
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We'll never get it open this way.
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What we've got here is a variation
on the ancient Chinese puzzle box.
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- Can you solve it?
- You kidding?
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You're looking at the guy who solved
the Baxter's box puzzle in 37 seconds.
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Of course, this time
I don't have a sledgehammer.
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(BOX TICKING)
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A-ha!
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(ALARM BEEPS)
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(ALL GASP)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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- Some kind of threat?
- More like an invitation.
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Careful, vigilante.
You know what they say,
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curiosity killed the Bat.
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THUG: These the papers you wanted,
Mr. Nygma?
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Of course, they are.
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Did you make certain
these are the only existing copies?
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They'd better be.
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Any idea what these are?
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That's what we were hoping
you could tell us.
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I've got other leads to follow.
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Meantime, I want you to search
every inch of that mainframe.
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And if you find anything unusual,
inform me immediately.
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BATMAN:
"Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep?"
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"What's worse than a millipede
with flat feet?"
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And, "How do you get five elephants
into a compact car?"
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Anywhere it wants,
a giraffe with a sore throat,
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and two in the front seat, two in back,
and one in the trunk.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
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Any schoolboy knows those.
But brainteasers are the Riddler's M.O.,
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not corny old jokes like these.
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Perhaps the questions are the clues,
not the answers.
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For example, they all seem
to involve animals.
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Also numbers.
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A 500-pound gorilla.
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A millipede, meaning 1,000 legs.
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And five elephants.
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Now, let's convert them
to Roman numerals.
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- Look.
- ALFRED: D-M-V.
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BOTH: Department of Motor Vehicles.
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But I recall you mentioning
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he'd already
obliterated his records there,
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so why return?
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BATMAN: For the hard copy.
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- (BATARANG WHIZZES)
- (EXCLAIMS)
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(THUG GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BATMAN GROANS)
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THUG: Come on, we're out of here.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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RIDDLER: Now, well, I never was any good
at parallel parking.
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And I'm not too clear on the laws
about pedestrian right-of-way either.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GROANS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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RIDDLER: Now, while you're disabling
my van, you might wish to consider
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the effect of the imminent collision
on the nitroglycerin inside.
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Your message sounded urgent.
Found something?
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You bet your... I mean, yes, sir.
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It's a virtual-reality program.
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Instead of using a keyboard or joystick,
you put this puppy on
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and enter a whole
computer-generated world
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and interact with everything in it,
as if it actually existed.
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What do you mean?
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Just watch the screen.
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A pixel is worth 1,000 words.
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Care to try it, Commissioner?
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(BEEPING)
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Sort of like playing a computer game
from the inside, isn't it?
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Amazing, it even feels real.
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The military's been experimenting
with virtual reality
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for combat simulation.
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GORDON: And what's Nygma doing with it?
ROBIN: Nothing now.
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He can't access this computer,
it's not hooked up to a phone line.
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- Why'd he want us to find it?
- Good question.
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But there's no way to know
till I go through all the files.
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Guess I should get back to work
after I grab a snack.
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- You hungry?
- No, thanks.
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(BEEPING)
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Batman's young friend is fairly clever,
but he doesn't have all the answers.
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(GORDON GROANS)
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- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
- (GROANING)
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(ROBIN SCREAMS)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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RIDDLER: Ask me no questions,
I'll tell you no tales.
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Another riddle, Nygma?
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RIDDLER:
It all makes sense when you add it up.
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ALFRED: Four quarters and a penny, sir?
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Penny, penny. Cent, red cent.
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Copper, it's made of copper.
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And "copper" is another word
for "policeman."
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And "no tails" would be heads.
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Police, head, quarters.
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ALFRED: Police headquarters.
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Bravo, sir.
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It does make sense when you add it up.
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And four quarters and one penny
make 101 cents.
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So...
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Police headquarters, room 101.
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(GROANING)
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The commissioner.
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(BEEPING)
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Virtual reality?
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RIDDLER: Quite so, Batman.
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And everything your commissioner
is experiencing in here
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seems so real to him,
it might as well be real.
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I'd give his heart
another 15 minutes, at most.
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He can't be online.
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(BEEPING)
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I searched through every file.
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You searched the software.
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Had you bothered
to examine the hardware,
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you would have discovered
a cordless modem line.
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I wouldn't do that, Batman.
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Disconnecting Gordon would be fatal.
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The sudden stop would be like
slamming into a brick wall at 400 mph.
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No, if you wish to get
Gordon out alive, Batman,
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you'll have to come in here and get him.
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Forget it.
The Riddler controls that world.
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You wouldn't last a minute.
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We'll use these.
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They'll let me keep one ear in reality,
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so stay in touch.
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(BEEPING)
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One door leads to a plane
where kings and queens contend.
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- Can you find it?
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
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- Suggestions, partner?
- I'm working on it.
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(BATMAN GRUNTS)
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RIDDLER: A pity you can't earn
extra lives in this game.
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Quite an experience, being riddled
with questions, isn't it, Batman?
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ROBIN: Batman, don't open that door.
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"Crazy intent" means...
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"Loco motive."
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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)
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I suppose you expect me to believe
you planned that.
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But you still haven't found
the right door.
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ROBIN:
Batman, I think I figured out the clue.
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The plane where kings and queens contend
could mean a chessboard.
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Is there a door marked
"checkmate" or "black and white"?
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"4096."
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Wait a minute.
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There are 64 squares
on a chessboard, right?
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ROBIN: Yeah. So?
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So, 4096 is 64 squared.
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Only you can put the king
in check, vigilante.
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Move according to the rules,
or it's the end of the day.
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(BATMAN GRUNTS)
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Wrong move, Batman.
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I've got it.
They call you the Dark Knight, right?
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Then you have to move like a knight.
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That's it. Two up, one across,
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'cause a wrong move means
"the end of the day," or...
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"Knight fall," of course.
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Nygma, what are you up to now?
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And why this?
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That is for me to know
and you to deduce, Dark Knight.
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BATMAN: If this is a clue,
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could it have something
to do with the Pegasus?
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Don't look at me.
I flunked Greek mythology, remember?
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His clues always have a double meaning.
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So, if Pegasus is also
the name of a constellation...
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Now, astronomy I do know.
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You're in Orion now.
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(ARROW WHIZZES)
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ROBIN:
So you wanna keep going past Taurus,
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then hang a sharp right at Andromeda.
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And that should put you
right in the constellation Pegasus.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GLASS BREAKS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Welcome to Riddlerville, Batman.
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Things are a little mixed-up here,
but I'm sure you can fix that.
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Your commissioner is contained
within this cube.
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Solve the puzzle, and you gain access.
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No problemo, Batman.
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That's a Baxter's box.
I can guide you through it...
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- (BEEPING)
- (SCREAMS)
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No coaching from the peanut gallery.
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You have one minute, Batman.
Then the clock strikes two.
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- (CLOCK TICKING)
- If you can do it, so can I.
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- (GRUNTS)
- I should've known you'd cheat.
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(GROANING)
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Nice try, Batman, but in my world,
you play by my rules.
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You may control this world, Nygma,
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but I still control myself.
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The name is Riddler.
Edward Nygma no longer exists.
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You might recall that he was once fired
by an ungrateful employer.
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That was a private matter,
and should've remained one.
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Attempted homicide is never
a private matter, Nygma.
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But it would've been
if you hadn't interfered
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and turned Nygma into a fugitive.
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So I deleted Nygma,
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just like I'm about to delete you,
Batman.
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(TICKING)
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RIDDLER:
We can keep this up as long as you can.
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Any number you can think of,
we can double.
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Tell me, Riddler, how can you split
your focus in 32 directions
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and sustain the concentration it takes
to keep your world together?
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- You can't.
- (SCREAMS) No!
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No!
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(RINGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Huh? What happened?
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I can escape that easily, too.
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But then, if the planet were equitable,
I'd still have my old job.
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No, no, not yet. No!
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(RIDDLER SCREAMING)
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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Looked like he suffered
some kind of attack.
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Like a sensory overload or something.
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But we'll never know for sure
because we'll never find him.
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Oh, no? Come on.
I think he left us a clue.
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"If the planet were equitable,
I'd still have my old job."
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ROBIN: Of course. "If the world's fair,
I'd still have my ex-position."
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Oh. Give me a break.
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(GROANING)
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BATMAN: Looks like he didn't escape
his virtual reality in time.
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You mean he's been trapped
inside his own program?
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Could be. And how to get him out
may be a riddle no one can solve.
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