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I'm not sick but I'm not well
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And I'm so hot
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Cos I'm in hell.
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(JEREMY) 'Wow, me and Hans in a band.
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'First jam with the Man Feelings.
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'Only thing is, why did I
say I could play the sax?
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'I can't play the sax.
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'I could manage a couple oftoots,
it's basically a big metal kazoo.
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'How come Denton got the bongos?
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'It's not fair, anyone can bang shit.
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'Give a chimpanzee a double
espresso and you've got a drummer.
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'Got to enter the jam.'
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'Got to enter the jam.' DISCORDANT SQUEAK
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'Well, that was a disaster,
but can't back down now.'
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TUNELESS SQUEAKING
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Jez, mate, can you stop jamming?
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You can't stop someone from jamming,
that's against jam law.
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Dude, that's not jam,
that's just total fucking marmalade.
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OK, I'm gonna stop jamming now,
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but only because my jam is complete
and I wish to have a cup of tea.
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'Yeah, take that, little do they know
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'I'm actually probably gonna have a coffee.'
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'Got to have the equipment
when the baby comes to stay.
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'The empty buggy. I feel like a
maniac who's just dumped his baby
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'in the corner of JD Sports with a
rusk and ten euros taped to it.'
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I've been hanging out here quite
a bit since I got made redundant.
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It's cool.
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It's cool. Yeah, it is...cool.
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'More like a honey trap for social retards.
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'When the Normalo Nazis
firebomb these places,
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'the geek race will be wiped out forever.'
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So, what was the amazing Dobby news
that you had to tell me in person?
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Well, the news is, Mark...
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Don't do the X
Factor on me, Gerard.
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Dobby's got a boyfriend.
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Dobby's got a boyfriend. Oh, God! Really?
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His name's Simon. He's younger, slimmer,
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better-looking and more fashionable than us.
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better-looking and more fashionable than us.
'Us? I'm several social ranks your senior.
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'That's the whole basis of
our relationship, Gerard.'
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So, what's he like?
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So, what's he like? Graphic designer.
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Oh, please! "Hello,
can I redesign your logo?"
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"Yes, that'll be 100,000 for a squiggle."
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'Wish I was a graphic designer.'
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'Wish I was a graphic designer.
' And he drives an Audi.
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But of course, Vorsprung Dick Technik!
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But of course, Vorsprung Dick Technik!
'Wish I had an Audi.'
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Maybe it's a wake-up call.
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Maybe for guys like us,
Dobby was always a pipe dream.
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Maybe for guys like us, Dobby was always
a pipe dream. 'Don't pull me into
your filthy bath water, I'm a player!'
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It may surprise you to know,
but the truth is, until I was 26,
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I'd never been with a woman.
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Yes, you do surprise me.
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'You've been with a woman?'
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I guess over the years I've had a
bit of a tough time with the ladies.
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Really?
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Really? I've done some mad shit, though.
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I remember this one time at Uni,
I was trying it on with this chick
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and getting nowhere, so I pulled
the old palm-reading routine.
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Physical contact. Ended up
going back to her place. Sweet.
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God, really?
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God, really? Oh, yeah.
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'Then talked to her about my mother's
suspected infidelities until I cried.'
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I've got a million
stories like that.
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I've got a million stories like that.
Huh. Oh, wow! They've got Stalin.
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What?
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They haven't had Uncle Joe in
for a while.It's nice detail.
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Yeah, the detail's not bad.
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'Danger, Mark.'
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'Danger, Mark.' It's all right,
Mark, they're not toys.
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They're just models of historical interest.
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Wow, look, FDR!
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Right, God! Well,
they're not really my thing, so...
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If you bought FDR, we could
get together and model Yalta.
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Yeah? I mean...
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I suppose, if you were really... keen.
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'I do want the FDR doll,
but is it crossing a line?
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'Oh, my God, my heart's racing.
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'It's like when I bought
my first 20-sided die.'
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I'd like to buy an
FDR doll, please.
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Of course.
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Of course. It's for my son,
he's a big fan of the New Deal, so...
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Just grab us a couple of Cybermen
while you're up on your stoolthere.
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They'renot for playing with.
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No, just going to keep them in
mint condition in their boxes.
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Yeah, course you are, mate.
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We wanted to say thank you
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for being there for Zahra
while I was unconscious.
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for being there for Zahra while I
was unconscious. Oh, no worries.
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'How can I steal your girlfriend?
How can I steel your girlfriend?'
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I tell you, though, man, my pace of life.
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Sometimes you need to pull a coma
just to chow down on some chilling.
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Word.
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'I liked you a lot more
when you were unconscious.'
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'That was a great look for you.'
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'That was a great look for you.
' We want to show you our gratitude, Jez.
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Mmm, we want to make you an offer.
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Mmm, we want to make you an offer.
'Threesome? Probably.
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'Like being offered a tiramisu and
a dead kitten on the same plate.'
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Did Zahra tell you about my website?
It's a music portal.
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Five-figure hit rate.
Hey, I must be doing something right.
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'Massive twat!'
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I've always believed the internet
is actually going to be pretty big.
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I could use someone to
do website management.
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'I don't want a job.'
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I don't work there, but I'm around
all the time. It's like a family.
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I would like a job.
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You'll be focused on keeping
the portal ticking over,
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but you'd get a little pot
for developing new artists.
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but you'd get a little pot for developing
new artists. I'd be...head of the label?
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Yeah, I guess, Jez, you'd be head
of the label. Great, well, er...
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'This is brilliant!
I could do the job, have an affair,
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'juggle them both till it all
blows up in my stupid face!'
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Yes, Shakira, I'm Jeremy,
and you're actually very much too poppy
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for my taste. But if you suck this,
I might put you out on my label.
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Put FDR next to Stalin, like that,
and I can put a cyber man here.
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Doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof.
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What's that?
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That's just cyber man attacking Roosevelt.
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I feel uneasy about the noises, Gerard.
Anyway, would a cyber man attack Roosevelt?
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He's a cyber man, Mark,
he's devoid of all human emotion,
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concerned only with the
preservation of his own race,
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of course he'd attack Roosevelt.
Doof, doof, doof, doof.
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Oh, hi, Jez.
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Sorry to interrupt you playing, boys.
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We're not, we're just arranging
our models with some noises.
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Anyway, what are you doing back from
your new job so early? Fired already?
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I'm back so early because I have the
coolest job in the world, and Ben
is the coolest boss in the world.
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I asked him when I should come in tomorrow,
and he said, "Whenever you can make it."
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His motto is, "The work never starts".
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That's his motto?
What's his annual turnover?
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Who gives a shit? We don't
make money, money makes us.
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What does that even mean?
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It means I'm going to light up a fatty
and crack open my brand new X-Box.
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Good luck with the regression session.
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Look, I'm sorry if, in an
infantilised world I've somehow
ended up with the non-cool toys,
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but why exactly is arranging a
model of the greatest liberal
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hero of the 20th Century somehow
less cool than pretending
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on a computer that you're a Russian
pimp stealing imaginary cars?
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I dunno, dude, I don't make the rules.
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Enjoy playing soldiers and
wanking over Dobby on Facebook.
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Oh, for God's sake, Jeremy,
that's disgusting.
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Did you ever actually...
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Well, you know, on occasion.
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Corfu '06? It's cool, man.
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I mean, I've never actually
gone that far myself, but...
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Everything's cool in Dobby Club.
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'Oh, we're the Dobby Club, or Dobby Ring.
Can two people be a ring?'
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Doof, phrrrrroof.
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♪ I am in loco parentis
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♪ I am the last remaining
contestant on The Apprentice
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♪ I am the home-trained dentist
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♪ I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, yeah. ♪
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Shall we go and join the happy couple?
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Why ever not?
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'Relationship commandos,
wreaking havoc behind enemy lines.'
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Hi guys, thanks for tipping
us off about tonight. Mental!
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'Our pleasure.'
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Yeah, the band were incredible.
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Yes, we saw you dancing.
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Weren't they amazing?
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Sorry, Dobs, did you really...?
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I thought we were dancing sarcastically.
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Oh, no, that was my real dancing.
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Did you not like them?
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That was your actual dancing?
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Yes, it's funny, isn't it,
when one half of a couple likes something,
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but the other just doesn't get it?
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Well, opposites attract.
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'The cracks are starting to show!
The cracks are starting to show!'
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So, listen, you know, since you invited
me out of the band, I've got this job.
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Yeah, we heard. Yeah,
it's great you could make it down.
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Bit of a weird one, we had to...
invite you out the band.
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Yeah, well, eggs is eggs. 'Is that a thing?'
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Obviously I've got this development pot.
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So, what, you might sign us?
Like we even care.
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Look, you're on my radar.
'Ha-ha, I'm the Emperor now!'
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But...the look's not really working for me.
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What...
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kind of look d'you think we should go for?
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I was thinking... 'What was
I thinking?' Zoot suits.
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Zoot suits?
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Definitely zoot suits, and...
Also the name. I mean Man Feelings?
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That's our USP, cos we're all men,
and we have feelings.
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We're a group of men with
feelings who play in a band.
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We're like the Chilli Peppers, or the...
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can't think of another band
full of dudes right now, but...
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there are loads.
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Mmm, I was thinking
something more distinctive.
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Like what?
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Like... Danny Dyers Chocolate Homunculus.
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Danny Dyers Chocolate Homunculus?
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Is it a deal breaker?
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It could be a deal breaker.
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It's certainly a game changer.
'Oh, I sound so important.'
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Suit yourselves, boys, I've got
other fish to fry in my frying pan.
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'Sweet exit line.
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'Now, to find the exit.
I can't really see a thing with these on.
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'Ooh, can I turn that into a
little dance? No, play it cool.'
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Jez, look, if you sign us,
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I'll persuade them about the
suits and go with the name. Deal?
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Yeah, there is one other thing.
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Your bongo guy...
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He sucks ass. You need a shit hot bongista,
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and I think I know where to find one.
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You get me?
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Nice work, bringing up
renewable energy, Gerard.
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Looks like they're having a
full and frank discussion.
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Simple bit of research.
Someone's winning out of climate change.
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But listen, Mark, we ought to decide,
you know, if it breaks down,
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which of the Dobby Club
gets first dibs on Dobs.
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Oh, right, yeah, good point.
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'This is it, this is my Yalta.
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'Dobby's Poland, I'm wily Stalin,
out-foxing sickly FDR.'
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What say you to a coin toss?
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Why not? 'Except, is FDR dead by Yalta?
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'Gerard's Truman with the A-bomb.
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'Relax Mark,
not actually at Yalta.'
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Heads or tails?
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Heads, obviously. 'If I win, I win.
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'If I lose, I'll simply ignore it.
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'Stalin's prerogative.'
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Oh, heads. You win, Mark.
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Too bad. Well, to this
unshakable pact of brothers,
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do we swear enduring honour? Yes?
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Dobby. Where in cyberspace are you?
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No updates for 72 hours.
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Is this a bit like stalking?
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Stalking's a very loaded term.
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I prefer to think of it as extreme liking.
233
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Hiya.
234
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Jez? It's 12 on a Saturday
235
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and you're up, you've been out.
Are you tripping?
236
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Ben rang at seven,
he wanted me to go into the office.
237
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But I thought work never starts.
238
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Yeah, well, apparently work never starts,
but work never stops.
239
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Never stops?
240
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He's got me by the Blackberries.
241
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Turning it off is a sackable offence.
242
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If I go to a funeral I
can switch it to vibrate.
243
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Well, that's something.
244
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Plus, it turns out the website,
245
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,879
you know, it's really
mainly about the merch.
246
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Merch?Merchandise.
Ben says, "I'm all about the merch.
247
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"Cut me and I bleed merch."
I can't believe I had him at my mercy
248
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in the hospital and I let him go.
249
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If I'd known he was such an arsehole,
I'd at least have given
250
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his tube a little waggle.
251
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,839
Yeah, murdering your enemies
is quite a simple solution,
252
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which, I guess, is why in ethics
and law it's so frowned upon.
253
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He wasn't even there,
it was just me and the servers.
254
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After a while I started to pretend
that I was a robot, and then...
255
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I sort of couldn't remember whether
256
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I was a robot, or not,
so I had to get out of there.
257
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Anyway, I nicked you some manila envelopes,
cos I know you like
258
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to stockpile them and...
259
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,639
Ooh, Mark, is that OK, by the shredder?
260
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Can babies go by shredders?
261
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Yes, of course.
Safest place for him.
262
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Stable temperature.
263
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Plus, if there was an earth tremor,
which obviously there isn't going
to be, he's got added protection.
264
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Ah!
265
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I've got him for the day.
It's amazing, the bond.
266
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Earlier I was changing him,
and he pissed all over me.
267
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No ill feeling. Nothing.
268
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Wow! Cos you... you're pretty uptight.
I mean you hate people pissing on you.
269
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Exactly. Plus, if you went
for him now I'd stab you.
270
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Great. That's nice.
271
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Stab you in the eyes.
272
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Yeah, all right, I get the picture.
273
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Hey, watch this. Time me.
274
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Imagine the cushion is the baby.
275
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D'you see? If there was a bus coming, I could
strip this beauty in under five seconds.
276
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Great. Tea?
277
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'Course he's happier with the kit, I bet
he wishes the baby was a mortar round.'
278
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Oh, no milk.
279
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Not black tea, I'm not some kind of monster.
280
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Hello, the human cow.
281
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Why not? Luxury milk.
282
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Lady milk, because you deserve it!
283
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,599
Jeremy, come.
Come and look at this.
284
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You have to come and look at this, now!
285
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,319
If it's another alleged error on
Nikita Khrushchev's Wikipedia page,
286
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,839
then I can't say I'm getting
very worked up about it.
287
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,479
This was taken less than half an hour ago.
288
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,239
So?
289
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Dobby's updated.
290
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She's not in a relationship,
291
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,799
but she is at her bloody
sister's birthday do with Gerard.
292
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,039
Right?
293
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:28,039
He's done the dirty on me, Jez,
he's making a mockery of our
Granita moment. He's Blairing me.
294
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,239
You're no Brown, Mark.
Your hands are made of flesh and blood.
295
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,239
Gordon Brown didn't actually
have a metal fist, it was just...
296
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,479
No? I thought there was something
wrong with his arm, or his...
297
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,959
Yeah? Wasn't there?
298
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,519
Hold on. I didn't think we had any milk.
299
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Er, no, we do.
300
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,799
No, cos I couldn't have any
Sultana Bran this morning.
301
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There's no milk in the fridge.
302
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,239
Except...
303
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:50,519
Oh!
304
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,439
Mark, relax.
305
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,959
This is Sophie's milk, isn't it?
306
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,559
Think of it as lady milk from the human cow.
307
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,719
Jeremy, this... it's...
it's one step away from cannibalism!
308
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,119
Oh, right, so it's weird to drink
milk from someone you know,
309
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,619
but to drink milk from another species,
310
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,620
some cow that you've never met,
that's fine, is it?
311
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,559
Yes. Yes, it bloody well is!
312
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,399
Well, suit yourself.
313
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,399
Mmm, luxury milk!
314
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,119
Sweet! Just texted Ben,
said I had to go to a funeral,
315
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,879
plus, I've got the squits and you're
in the bathroom having a breakdown.
316
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,899
I threw a lot of shit, see what sticks.
317
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,719
Look at him. He's the worst
kind of snake in the grass.
318
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,319
What a shit!
319
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,639
Obviously I'd betray him like that...
320
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,479
But he didn't know that.
321
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,679
But he didn't know that.
Exactly, Jez, thank you. He...
322
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,399
Oh, my God, he's... That's my idea,
he's using my idea!
323
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,199
You taught him the palm?
324
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,479
But I told you the palm!
325
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,839
He's juicing my balls.
326
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,159
He's trying to screw her with my cock.
327
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,239
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
328
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,599
Shit, Ben.
329
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,599
Ben Ten, the Bento Box.
330
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,199
Yes, I am still at the funeral.
331
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,519
'Great, I've got a front row
seat in the theatre of cruelty.
332
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,839
'Ugh, just watching them
333
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,919
'is making these normally
delicious butterscotch treats
334
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,239
'turn to ash in my mouth.'
335
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,519
That's the whole story.
336
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,799
I'm going in.
337
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,799
Tony B Liar can disregard the UN,
338
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,519
but he can't disregard the Dobby Club.
339
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,239
BABY CRIES
340
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,319
Baby?
341
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,319
Yeah, that's just a baby,
obviously, at the funeral with me.
342
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,439
Don't worry little one, she's in heaven.
343
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,639
Mummy's in heaven now.
344
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:27,639
'That baby doesn't have a clue
what I'm on about, it's fine.'
345
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,839
Mark, what are... what are you doing here?
346
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,479
I could ask you the very
same question, Judas!
347
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,679
Well, Dobby didn't have anyone
to come to the party with her,
348
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,039
so I volunteered.
349
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,159
How incredibly thoughtful...Brutus!
350
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,159
Yes, well...
351
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,199
You know very well that we had a deal.
352
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,759
'Can't think of another one.'
353
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,879
Double Judas!
354
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,079
Nothing's going on.
355
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,039
We're just having a drink.
356
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,439
We're just having a drink. I think
you're doing a little more than that!
357
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,239
No doubt once you've finished these,
and she's sufficiently high
358
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,599
on E numbers, you'll try and supply
her with another pork product
359
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,639
whose name I don't think
needs to be said out loud.
360
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,039
I'm sorry, Mark, OK?
361
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,359
I saw a window of opportunity,
and went for it. You'd do the same.
362
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,519
Unlike you, Gerard, I'm a man of my word.
363
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,159
The Dobby Club is officially dissolved.
364
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,679
What about the HMS Victory?
365
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,719
I shall complete the HMS Victory
without your assistance.
366
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,679
You can't handle the rigging alone.
367
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,359
You had your chance to help
me with that rigging...
368
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,399
and you blew it.
369
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,599
Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping
370
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,519
people might affectionately
call them the Homunculi.
371
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,159
I'll sign them after the gig.
372
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,159
No, no need for you to come, dude.
No, just check out the web page.
373
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,599
But ignore all the shitty comments,
374
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,279
they were all made by the
same 30 to 40 people,
375
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,919
so they don't really count.
376
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,959
Mark?
377
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,279
What the fuck?Hello.
378
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,359
Where's Gerard?
379
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,399
Gerard had to go.
380
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,479
He was...taken ill.
381
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,759
Really? Is it serious?
382
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,559
A bit, but also you needn't
give it a second thought.
383
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,279
The squits.
384
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,079
'No further details required.' May I?
385
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,759
You just happened to be in Epsom?
386
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,399
Yeah, I was in the car, I'm on standby.
387
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,359
Standby?
388
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,239
Standby? As Gerard's replacement.
389
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,199
It's cool, we look out for
one another, like me and Jez.
390
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,839
He's right over there, so if, God forbid,
391
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,959
something should happen,
he'll be there to replace me.
392
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,559
I have to say, I'm mildly
freaking my noggin right now.
393
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,599
Look, Dobby, the truth is,
394
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,439
me and Gerard, we have a...
395
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,239
a sort of a club about you.
396
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,159
A club?
397
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,399
A club? It's not a real club,
there's no clubhouse
398
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,119
and there's only two of us.
399
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,439
It's more of a shared passion, if you will.
400
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,039
It's quite sophisticated,
like the Sunday Times Wine Club.
401
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,559
But it's ironic too, so...
402
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,039
'Hmm, not nailing this.'
403
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,599
So Gerard's not ill then?
404
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,799
No more than usual.
405
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,799
He agreed to step aside,
abort your date and let me have a pop.
406
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,719
A pop?
407
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,079
Not a pop, a go, a turn.
'Really not nailing this at all.'
408
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:48,759
BABY GRIZZLES
409
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,799
BABY GRIZZLES Excuse me.
410
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,719
Hello, how are you? Hungry,
or another one of your dirty protests?
411
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,839
Oh, no, you're good,
just a blanket.
412
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:56,879
Ahh!
413
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,079
'Oh, OK. Of course.'
414
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,359
If you like, you can...
415
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,439
smell my baby.
416
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,199
Yeah?
417
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,119
Yeah? That new baby smell, it's amazing.
418
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,799
It's like...caramel and roses.
419
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,399
'Total Emperor's New Clothes.
420
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,119
'They smell of baby soap
and very faintly of urine.'
421
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,479
Mmm!
422
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,119
'Nice, the ultimate aphrodisiac.
My son's like a huge oyster.'
423
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,879
Look, the truth is, I came out here
because I was insane with jealousy
424
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,599
and if that's freaky
then I'll just go, but...
425
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,359
the thing about driving for
miles to spy on someone is that,
426
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,439
if nothing else,
427
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,039
it does sort of prove that you
have quite strong feelings.
428
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,079
Yeah? Me and Kerry hitched to Carlisle
429
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,279
just cos they had this wicked big Halfords.
430
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,639
Look, if there's nothing
happening with you and Gerard,
431
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,799
does that actually mean that there's a...
432
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,439
position vacant as your boyfriend?
433
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,719
What an incredibly off-putting
way of putting it. If I say yes,
434
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,719
will you stop saying things
which are turning my stomach?
435
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,839
'Oh, my God, I've won!
436
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,839
'I'm resigning from the
FDR Cyberman conflict!'
437
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,559
And you're sure these are zoot suits?
438
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,479
Yeah, these are zoot suits.
439
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,079
Yeah. I mean I love them,
obviously, it's just...
440
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,519
I thought they'd be more...
441
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,119
We spent yesterday going round
15 vintage clothing outfitters,
442
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,519
spending 530 quid on zoot suits.
443
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,839
These are definitely fucking zoot suits.
444
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,399
Yeah, great, I...
445
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,359
I love them. So I got the contract,
446
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,679
you still want to do the punk thing?
447
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,119
I only sign in blood.
448
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,239
Hey, Jez? >
449
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,359
Zara, you came! In time to see me play.
450
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,319
You're playing?
451
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,039
You're playing? I'm sure I
told you I was in a band.
452
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,879
Yeah, but you told me you were a poet
453
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,319
and you couldn't find
your exercise book so...
454
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,839
Wow, Jez, I love musicians.
455
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,359
Well, I'm a musician,
so I guess you must love me.
456
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,839
'Is that a joke, or just a genuine
wish with me laughing at the end?'
457
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,919
Hey Jez.
458
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,439
Great, Mr Ben, the Homunculi welcome you.
459
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,079
Need to talk business, babe.
Get yourself a drink.
460
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:57,079
Mine's a large one,
as you fucking know! (LAUGHS)
461
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,799
So I just wanted to flag
up with you about the band.
462
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,399
I'm going to be taking a
much more hands-on role
463
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,759
than your traditional exec. In fact...
464
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,959
Forget the band,
I'm not signing these twats.
465
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,159
Forget the band, I'm not
signing these twats. What?
466
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,199
I listened to the link, they're shit.
467
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,919
The branding! Do you even
know what a homunculus is?
468
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,039
Isn't it a chick born with a dick?
469
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,359
It's one of those tiny humans
mad scientists keep in jars.
470
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,119
Who wants that on a baseball cap?
471
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,439
Er, goths?
472
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,519
Losey arseholes.
473
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,839
PHONE RINGS
474
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,199
'Fucking great, I've got to fire myself!
475
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,639
'I wonder how I'll take it?
476
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,719
'Very badly, I should imagine.'
477
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,759
'Very badly, I should imagine.' Aagghh!
478
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,359
OK, guys, so here's the thing...
479
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,119
Yeah, I'm...
losing quite a bit here,
480
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,239
so if we could just sign and
break out the Elastoplast.
481
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,119
Yeah. Look, I've been
thinking with my thinking cap,
482
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,359
and basically, yeah, we're a great band,
483
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:48,319
and obviously I could sign us,
of course I could.
484
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,399
I could sign us a thousand times over.
485
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,039
But are we hungry enough?
486
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,759
I mean, sure, we're hungry,
but are we ravenous?
487
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,799
Because...
488
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,479
Did you fire them yet? >
489
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,599
Did you fire them yet?
> Firing them now, Ben.
490
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,319
You what? Bollocks.
491
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,359
You don't fire us, we fire you.
492
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,399
You're fired!
493
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,559
No, you're fired.
494
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,519
I mean all of us. We're fired.
495
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,519
But we're all in this together
against the fucking suits...
496
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,079
who are me, so...
497
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,519
fuck me!
498
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,159
Why don't we show me what I'm missing
499
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,199
and do the best gig of our lives?
500
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,599
Yeah?!
501
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,239
'Wow, this is it, the ultimate.
502
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,079
'I'm in a relationship
with someone I really like.
503
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,799
'Something's obviously
going to have to go wrong,
504
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,079
'I wonder what it'll be?
505
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,799
'It's almost definitely
going to be something I do.
506
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,879
'I need to watch myself like a hawk.'
507
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,719
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
508
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,359
Hello, Brockley.
509
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,799
I have an announcement.
510
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,799
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus is dead...
511
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,039
..but Man Feelings are back.
512
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:54,039
You are witnesses at the
rebirth of Man Feelings.
513
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,999
'Is she thinking about her ex?
514
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,159
'I bet she bloody is. When she goes quiet,
515
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,479
'is she always thinking about him?'
516
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,199
Are you having a look, there?
517
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,959
What? Yeah, just...looking.
518
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,599
'It's impossible to know what's in her head
519
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,319
'and if I ask her,
she might not tell the truth.
520
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,559
So...come on, what are you thinking, Dobs?
521
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,479
Oh, just... I mean...
522
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,359
I wonder how long the cider
craze is going to last?
523
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,599
Right, yeah. Me too.
524
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,679
'Oh, sure!
525
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,439
'Why is she a separate entity?
526
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,399
'There should be a viewing
platform to see into her brain.
527
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,959
'If only I could get her brain in a jar,
or hook her up to electrodes.
528
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,399
'I need thermal imaging of her brain cortex
529
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,839
'and a lab to analyse it.
530
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,719
'Then I could finally relax.'
531
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,119
'Right, suited and booted.
532
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,479
'Yeah, I'm just a band member running late
533
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,879
'because there was one last line
of coke that needed snorting.
534
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,799
'Just slide this up on here.
535
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,559
'Yeah, that's right, honey,
one foot in the band.'
536
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,079
(MOUTHS)
537
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,239
'I'm re-joining you by the power
of standing right by you.'
538
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,559
MUSIC STOPS
539
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,959
Sorry, everyone. Just to clear something up,
540
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,919
this is the band area,
541
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,479
we are the band.
542
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,679
This imaginary line at the edge of the stage
543
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,839
is where the band ends.
544
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,839
He is not in the band,
he is merely dressed like the band.
545
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,479
MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
546
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,919
I hope me and you being anitem
547
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,279
doesn't ruin my friendship with Gerard.
548
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,079
Me too. That... That would be terrible.
549
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,279
'Ugh, the ghost at the feast.
I'm going to kill you, Gerard.
550
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,159
'Kill you till you're dead.'
551
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,839
Although there is something
that I should probably tell you.
552
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,399
What?
553
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,599
What? I don't want to say.
554
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,999
Go on, Mark.
555
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,999
Well...you know those Corfu pictures
that you've got on your profile?
556
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,759
I think maybe you should take those down.
557
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,759
Corfu '06? Why?
558
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,759
Well, Gerard admitted that
sometimes he looks at them and...
559
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,559
does a...
560
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,519
Ugh!
561
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,359
Ugh! I know.
562
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,679
'Never pick a fight with Stalin, Gerard.
563
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,679
'Uncle Joe don't play by your rules.'
564
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,080
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