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Oh, hey! They're opening
something new!
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The Karen Club.
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Aww, she sounds
so nice.
Yes!
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Another woman-owned
business.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, what do you think
she's selling?
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Uh, church hats?
Hmm...
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Cardboard cutouts
of Bravo characters?
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Bean bags?
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Books and wine.
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Books and wine?
That's our entire business!
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She's copying us!
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Maybe we should
copy her back.
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And how would that work,
Miggy?
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Just keep
doing our thang.
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Ohh. Wow.
That's deep.
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Okay, you know what?
There's room for everyone.
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It's fine, and our regulars
are very loyal, so --
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There they are!
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What the hell?
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Fran, Bess, Lil!
You're going to The Karen Club?
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I don't think
they heard you.
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Oh, they heard me.
And they can see me.
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Hey! How's the wine
over there, ladies?
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There's no way that you all got
a call at the same damn time.
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It could happen!
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Ooh...
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It i a big deal
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the Winebrarians are
going to The Karen Club.
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They're our ringleaders.
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They're directly responsible
for our shift
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from Merlot to Syrah.
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If I lose them,
I'm ruined.
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Screw The Karen Club.
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They're not gonna give me
free wine on my birthday.
Mnh-mnh.
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Ho'd up, A-Game.
When's your birthday?
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I...don't hate
that nickname.
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Her birthday's tomorrow.
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Your birthday
is tomorrow?
Yeah.
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And you are 29.
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So that means...
hmm...
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Let me just pull up
my calculator on my i--
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Tomorrow's
your 30th birthday?!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Let's go through the categories
alphabetically, all right?
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Atmosphere, balloons,
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cake, decor,
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eatin' dat cake...
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Angie, he's going
all the way to Z. Stop him.
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All right, look, we're not
doing anything, all right?
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I'm just gonna
order in with Owen.
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Mm-hmm. Interesting.
Will, no.
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I can almost see what's
happening inside your brain.
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Little men in hard hats are
clocking in with lunch pails,
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all set
to work, work, work
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until Angie's 30th
is a massive extravaganza.
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You know, that's so funny.
That's what I see, too.
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Little men in hard hats, like
the Doozers from "Fraggle Rock."
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Oh, see,
I do little ants in suits,
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always checking their watch,
saying it's bug o'clock.
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Well, bad news -- Angie won't
let you celebrate her birthday.
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Trust me.
I've spent years trying.
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It's not you guys, all right?
I'm just not into my birthday.
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And the last time I tried to
plan something was for my 21st.
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I was supposed to go
to Ozzfest,
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and then I ended up
taking tequila shots,
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passed out,
never made it out the door.
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By the time I turned 22,
I was pregnant.
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Okay. Okay.
Now peep this.
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We do something big this year
to make up for lost time!
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No, it's too late.
My 20s are a lost decade.
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A-Aside from Graham.
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You know.
You -- You get it.
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Totally.
We love our kids.
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Love of my life,
my purpose for existing.
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Yeah, a heart
outside of our chest. Et cetera.
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You know, I guess
I am a little bummed
I never got to do
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all the quintessential 20s stuff
that normal people do.
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Like, I never shot at trophies
with a shotgun
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from the back
of a pickup truck.
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That's "Varsity Blues,"
and it's about high school.
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Never did
the quintessential thing
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where you unexpectedly
jump up on stage
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at a cathartic moment
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and start singing
in front of a crowd
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with steadily
increasing confidence.
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Now, I can't tell
if you don't know
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what people actually do
in their 20s
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or if you don't know what
the word "quintessential" means.
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I was raising a kid.
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I-I wasn't
gallivanting around
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acquiring a whole network
of friends who throw ragers.
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I am quite happy
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entering my 30s
the way I spent my 20s --
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curled up on the couch,
eating takeout Mexican.
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And at least this time,
I have a boyfriend.
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And a Netflix account.
Yes!
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Um, it's my Netflix account.
You're borrowing it.
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And how are you still
watching "Lilyhammer"?
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I love Van Zandt, and I'm done
apologizing for that!
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If you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to the bathroom
to pee this out.
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Okay, so, we're totally
throwing her a party, right?
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What?!
Come on. We have to.
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It's the last night
of her 20s.
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We can even do it here.
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That could be good
for business.
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Well, I went to go
scope out the competition,
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and now I can confirm
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that The Karen Club mimosas
are bottomless.
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So, the takeaway
from this recon mission
is that you're drunk.
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Yeah. I-I was
trying to help.
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Miggy,
you're very sweet,
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but you're bad at helping,
so I hate to do this,
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but you have to do
that chant I taught you.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Never, ever help
because my instincts
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are the leftover water
from a hot dog bag!
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That's right.
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Hey, Douglas, can I get
your opinion on something?
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Hey, uh,
y-you know what, kid?
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I-I got a lot
on my plate today.
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I got to get to my car,
I got to unlock the car,
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I got to get in
the car...
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It's about the present
I got for my mom's birthday.
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It's a necklace.
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Oh, very classy. Sounds like
you're on the right track.
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I used a pasta that's small
and structurally sound,
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just like my mom.
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It's ditalini rigati.
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Graham, I-I'm gonna
be honest with you.
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When we first met,
I wasn't a fan.
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But then, after a few years,
well, you started to grow on me.
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So, out of respect
for our bond,
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I'm just gonna be
straight with you --
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your necklace stinks.
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But...I made it.
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Yeah. I-I can tell.
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That's the thing.
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See, you're a child,
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and children are bad
at making things.
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That's why I come to you,
Douglas --
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brutal truth.
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What do I do?
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What do women want?
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Women want things
that are bought at a store,
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that cost a lot of money.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't have money
or transportation,
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so I guess I'm giving the most
important woman in my life
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garbage
for her 30th birthday.
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Okay, look,
drop the Willy Loman crap.
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After school,
I'll take you to the mall.
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A-And don't ask
to ride shotgun.
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That seat's occupied
by my dry-cleaning.
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Yes!
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Okay, I'm just gonna
come out with it.
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It's another candle,
and this one is unscented,
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which...
might make it worse
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than my Christmas gifts.
Mm-hmm.
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But I didn't want to let
any more of the day go by
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without celebrating
your birthday.
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Aww.
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I love you.
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Aww.
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You rock.
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You know,
you never say it back.
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Say what?
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Um, "I love you."
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Really?
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I feel like
I say it all the time.
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I love you.
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My man.
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I love you.
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Damn, dawg,
that's sick as fudge!
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I love you.
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A-very nice!
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Wow.
I guess you're right.
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God, I had no idea.
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Should I just say it now?
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No. No. That's the only thing
that would make it weirder.
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I don't want you to say it until
you're actually feeling it.
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In the meantime, you do
a pretty good Borat impression.
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Right?! Don't you think
it's time we brought that back?
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You know what else
we should bring back?
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Bane impressions.
Ooh.
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It's very fun to say
"my wife,"
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but with a Bane voice.
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My wife.
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Oh!
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Thank you for the candle.
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I bought it from HomeGoods.
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I never want to hear
your real voice again.
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Was that good?
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How can you all sit here
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knowing that there's
a birthday party guest list
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currently missing
our names?
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Because we're kids?
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Exactly right. We're kids.
No one takes us seriously.
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If we want to attend
an adult party,
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we can either wait 15 years
or...
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Fake I.D.s.
I'll turn on
the printer.
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Wrong! We have to show them
that we're sophisticated adults.
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Do you know
what that means?
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He's gonna say
he has to write a play.
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I have to write a play!
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We'll show it to the adults
when they return,
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and they'll finally see us
as peers.
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All right!
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Now...
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let's hear some ideas.
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Really wish I hadn't have
thrown my phone.
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Wow.
Lots of piercings.
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Will! This is what you call
a small, tasteful soiree?
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Yeah, I got
a little carried away.
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I'm just trying to re-create
the birthday that Angie missed
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when she was
supposed to go to Ozzfest.
Mm-hmm.
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I booked a goat.
Oh, did you?
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Yeah. And the Hilltop
parent-teacher band.
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Fronted by...
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Mark Rush!
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Oh, is that gonna be cool?
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Yes. Mark and I are fine.
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He's wearing my blouse.
Nice.
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Devil test one.
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Testing for the devil!
Blood one, two!
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Okay.
Think that sounds good.
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Oh.
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Bess! Lil! Fran!
Welcome back.
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Uh, can I get you anything?
Wine? Books?
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Gargoyles?
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What the hell's
going on in here?
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Why is there a person
drinking out of a skull?
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I am so sorry. It's my friend
Angie's 30th birthday.
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It's fine. We can just
go to The Karen Club.
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No, no, no, no!
Don't go!
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Look, I promise
we'll keep it civil and quiet.
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She's here!
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Happy birthday!
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Oh, my God.
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What is this?
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'Cause I love it!
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Oh, my God!
Did you do this?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe you did this.
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This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
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Well...
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you're welcome.
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Let's hear it for Owen!
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00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,487
Yeah!
252
00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,028
Crowd: Owen! Owen!
Wow!
253
00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,333
Owen!
254
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,404
Owen!
How'd you do it?!
255
00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,701
All: Owen! Owen!
256
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,313
What's up,
Angie's 30th Birthday Party?!
257
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,538
We're The Lefty Desks,
258
00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,414
formerly known
as Morning Announcements.
259
00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,584
Will!
260
00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,652
Can you believe this?
261
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,680
I can. Not!
I cannot.
262
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,415
Words cannot express
how unbelievable this is.
263
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,190
God, it's amazing.
Can I tell you something?
264
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,249
Owen's been telling me
he loves me,
265
00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,057
but I haven't been able
to say it back,
266
00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,059
and I didn't know why,
but I think part of me
267
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,391
was worried
that he didn't get me.
268
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,455
Relationships are
a spicy meat-a-ball!
269
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,659
Go on.
270
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,768
Look around.
271
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,499
I mean,
this is just a-amazing.
272
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,403
I didn't even know
I wanted this party, but he did.
273
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,006
It's like he knows me
better than I know myself.
274
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,438
Yep, that's Owen.
275
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,612
Oh, my God!
He got Alice Cooper!
276
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,942
Oh, no. That's actually
just Mark Rush in a wig.
277
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,277
Oh.
* You go insane
278
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,283
* Speeding through my
279
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,616
* Choo choo veins
280
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,352
That's uncanny.
281
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,016
And he also got corn chips!
282
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,615
I love corn chips!
283
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,687
Yes!
284
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,185
I know.
285
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,056
So, this is
a department store.
286
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,295
That's right.
287
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,630
The opportunities
to find a gift for your mom here
288
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,896
are endless.
289
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,274
But, alas, the department store
days are numbered.
290
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,442
It's a beautiful relic,
a-a noble dinosaur.
291
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,272
My favorite
is triceratops.
292
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,977
Try to stay with me,
Graham.
293
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,949
Dr. Douglas.
Welcome back.
294
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,248
Thank you, Cathy.
295
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,449
Hello, Doctor.
296
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,280
Ah, Loraine.
297
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,975
Did you
used to work here?
298
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,587
No, no,
I'm a dermatologist.
299
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,489
I'm like a celebrity
to these people.
300
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,290
U-Uh, Charlene?
301
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,792
Where did we go wrong,
huh?
302
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,125
Please, allow me
to buy you something fancy.
303
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:55,962
Who's the kid?
304
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,326
Oh, it's unimportant.
305
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,274
I'm Graham.
306
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,828
We're buying a gift
for my mom.
307
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,327
I made her
a pasta necklace,
308
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,998
but Douglas told me
it was trash.
309
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,136
And he was right.
310
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,441
He's paraphrasing.
311
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,443
You know, I bet
your mom would've loved it.
312
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,605
I mean, not every woman
needs something fancy.
313
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,814
What about you, Charlene? Huh?
What do you need?
314
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,276
Come on.
Let's get into it.
315
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,154
But, Douglas --
Okay, look,
I'll tell you what.
316
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,453
Here's my credit card.
Go nuts.
317
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,445
Should we have a meet-up plan
or something?
318
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,817
Yes, look for the 6'8" man
in the makeup section.
319
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,616
Okay? Thank you.
320
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,628
All right.
321
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,331
This may be
the three Cabernets talking,
322
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,633
but I hate reading.
323
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,965
You know?
324
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,170
Oof.
They don't look happy.
325
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,271
Should I --
326
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,642
No. Again,
you shouldn't do anything.
327
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,470
What do we know
about your instincts?
328
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,135
Both:
Leftover water
from a hot dog bag.
329
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,143
That's right. You just
keep serving them wine.
330
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,135
I'll take care
of the rest.
Okay.
331
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,852
Poppy! Douglas took me shopping
for my mom.
332
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,481
I think I nailed it.
333
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,620
Whoa, cowboy.
334
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,491
Douglas!
Yeah, what the hell?!
335
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,650
The netting seemed cool,
336
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,488
and I like that there are
feathers on it!
337
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,293
You let him buy lingerie
for his mom?!
338
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,155
Of course I didn't
let him buy lingerie!
339
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,363
I gave him my credit card
and I sent him off.
340
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,695
So, sorry, D'Amato, but you're
going with the necklace.
341
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,972
I threw it away.
342
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,069
You said it was trash,
so I put it in the trash.
343
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,971
Hm.
Never said that.
344
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,713
Well, looks like
you're going dumpster diving.
345
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,639
Ow!
346
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,042
Oh, God.
The goat's in the wine!
347
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,214
Get the goat
out of the wine!
348
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,852
Hey, what's up, man?
349
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,051
Hey.
350
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,982
Hey, so, listen,
I just wanted to apologize,
351
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,247
'cause I know you planned
this entire thing,
352
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,086
and it is insane
that I took credit for it.
353
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,321
I think I might be a sociopath.
I already texted my therapist.
354
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,027
Listen, tonight is
not about me, so --
355
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,159
No, no, no.
No. I know.
356
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,703
But I really am sorry,
and...
357
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,059
I'm gonna tell Angie
the truth.
358
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,897
Although I did throw
a pretty awesome party.
359
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,104
Wait.
No, y threw the party.
360
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,595
Man, I really committed
to this lie.
361
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,866
I gotta come clean.
362
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,765
Chips, chips,
chips, chips, chips!
363
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,107
No, no, you don't.
364
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,081
I mean, she's having
such a good time.
365
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,340
So, how about this --
366
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,048
I'll fill you in on the plans
for the rest of the night
367
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,450
so that you can act
like you came up with it.
368
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,351
Now, in 10 minutes, we're gonna
be handing out gummy snakes
369
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,593
so that people
can bite the head off of them
370
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,118
like Ozzy Osbourne did
that one time,
371
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,393
and then in an hour,
we're bringing out the cake.
372
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,792
It's shaped
like a bat heart.
373
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,964
W-What's a bat heart
look like?
374
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,092
Kind of like a regular heart,
but smaller,
375
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,597
but actually bigger,
'cause this is a cake.
376
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,598
Got it.
And then,
at the end of the night,
377
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,130
the band is gonna serenade Angie
with her favorite song.
378
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,571
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"?
No.
379
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,442
That Eric Clapton song
about cocaine?
380
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,610
You mean "Cocaine"?
Yeah.
381
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,908
No. "Raining Blood"
by Slayer.
382
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,541
Man! How do you know
all this stuff?
383
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,535
It's fine.
You're gonna do great.
384
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,547
Wow.
385
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,848
You really went for it.
386
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,921
No, man.
You really went for it.
387
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,752
Okay, last pitch.
388
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,958
We call it "I Object:
389
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,289
A Woman's Journey Through Law:
The D'Amato Story,"
390
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,385
an inspiring tale of a paralegal
in a man's world.
391
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,958
I guess
I don't have to like
392
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,456
every play
that has my name on it.
393
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,567
We've been pitching you ideas
for an hour.
394
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,469
You haven't pitched any!
395
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,141
My idea was the idea
to do something!
396
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,340
Now clear a space!
397
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,643
1989.
398
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,947
We hear the heartbeat,
crack of a baby's first cry,
399
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,681
jump to her first kiss,
flash forward to her law firm,
400
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,616
intermission, meet Graham,
meet future Graham,
401
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,192
flashback to monologue
from the womb,
402
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,790
and...curtain!
403
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,822
Roses, roses, roses,
New York Times goes crazy.
404
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,158
Okay,
so, what do you think?
405
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,792
Huh?Huh?Huh?
406
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,297
Fine!
I'll just do it myself!
407
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,372
Hey. I just tried
the specialty cocktail.
408
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,601
Tomato D'Amato?
A Bloody Mary with tequila?
409
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,137
Genius!
410
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,983
How did you
think of it?
411
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,378
Just...
sort of came to me.
412
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,648
Actually, um...
413
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,320
I can't
keep taking credit.
414
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,348
No, don't be humble.
415
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,993
This party you threw
is incredible.
416
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,190
And I just want to say...
417
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,661
Oh, God.
418
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:44,986
...I love you.
419
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,456
We have to break up.
420
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,164
What?
421
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,356
Mark: Let's hear it
for Angie and Owen!
422
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,797
Yeah!
423
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,871
Get a room, you two!
424
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:55,872
Whoo!
425
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,639
You're breaking up with me?
At my birthday party?
426
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,636
That you planned?
427
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,807
I didn't plan the party.
428
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,175
What?
Look, I'm sorry.
429
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,184
I-I just sort of panicked
and took credit.
430
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,716
You looked so happy,
431
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,920
and I wanted to be the one
that made you feel that way.
432
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,493
You do make me happy.
433
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,161
Yeah, but there's
something missing.
434
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,489
That's why you couldn't say
"I love you."
435
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,685
And then when you did,
it was for something
that I didn't even do.
436
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,927
I did say it, though.
437
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,503
Yeah, but do you?
438
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,532
Love me?
439
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,770
I don't know.
440
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,883
I'm sorry.
441
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,584
Okay.
442
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,223
I should probably go.
443
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,305
Hey, Rory.
Are you okay?
444
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,481
No! I'm blocked!
445
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,079
The only thing
that I've done on that computer
446
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,881
is find the right level of zoom
for my eyes.
447
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,152
What's worse is, I feel
like I've let you all down.
448
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,122
I know you guys see me
as a leader --
449
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,450
the wise one,
450
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,285
nothing less than a god.
451
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,320
We said that?
452
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,594
No, but just nod.
453
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,963
And I can't
get this play done,
454
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,962
which means they had a right
not to invite us to the party.
455
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,825
Let's face it --
I'm a kid.
456
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,332
Is that so bad?
457
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,174
We're kids,
and we wrote a play.
458
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,000
There's even a part
for you.
459
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,135
Welcome to
our Emma, Amy, Sophie,
460
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,971
and Rory Banks
Production.
461
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,977
Hmm.
How big is my role?
462
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,009
You play Graham.
463
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,643
The son, huh?
464
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,007
Let me talk to my agent.
465
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,580
A-she said yes!
466
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:50,846
Ladies.
467
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,193
So sorry I haven't
checked in on you.
468
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,490
So, what are we
talking about?
469
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,491
Everyone,
the bell has rung!
470
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,993
It's time
for another rock exam!
471
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,286
That's it! We are going
to The Karen Club.
472
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,028
W-W-W-Wait. N--
473
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,363
Great.
We lost them!
474
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,167
Wait. Let me try something.
Give me a chance, okay?
475
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,669
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Hey, hey.
476
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,870
Are you mad that
the heavy metal is ruining
477
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,342
your weird book club-type thing
or whatever this is?
478
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,372
Yeah!Yes!Yeah.
479
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,466
Yeah, but that's not all,
is it?
480
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,937
What else
is making you mad?
481
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,975
Pay gap!
Childcare!
482
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,310
That one part
in "Becoming"
483
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,605
where Michelle Obama says
484
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,706
a U.S. sitting congressman
made fun of her butt!
485
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,948
Ladies, you don't need
The Karen Club.
486
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,323
I think you need...
to rage!
487
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,893
Yeah!
488
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,560
Rock out that anger --
now!
489
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,189
Come on! Yeah!
Yeah!
490
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,194
Let's do this!
Go!
491
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,655
Okay!
492
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,963
Bess: Yeah!
493
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,464
I cannot believe that worked.
494
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,456
Me neither.
495
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,797
Yeaaah!
496
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,301
Hey, birthday girl.
497
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,973
Owen and I broke up.
498
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,041
What? Why?
499
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,870
He told me
he didn't throw this party.
500
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,044
Obviously, you did --
501
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,713
which I should've known.
502
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,340
Thank you for my party.
503
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,577
You're welcome.
504
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,680
I-I think I just wanted him
to know me that well.
505
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,518
I'm really sorry.
506
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,192
Yeah. Me too.
507
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,391
I just wanted you
to have a good 30th.
508
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,987
You know,
in spite of all of it,
509
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,496
I...think I did.
510
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,158
Mm.
511
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,367
Well, it's probably
the power of Ozzfest, right?
512
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,929
* The concrete cauldron
can't refuse me *
513
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,537
It's got to be the music.
Really gets inside of you.
514
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,770
Yeah,
I know I'm changed.
515
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,035
You hate this music.
516
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,043
I don't love it.
517
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,584
There was 20 minutes
where I thought
518
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,839
I was kind of
connecting with it,
519
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,106
and then I realized the band
was actually taking a break
520
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,906
and I was just listening
to a Hall & Oates CD.
521
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,777
Mark: Thank you!
522
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,616
All right, we're gonna change
tuning, and we'll be right back.
523
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,092
I'm sorry that you're
starting your 30s single.
524
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,562
No. You know what?
525
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,429
I spent my 20s single,
taking care of Graham,
526
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,688
and I still managed to end up
with a group of friends
527
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,727
who love me enough
to do this for me.
528
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,262
Technically,
did a lot myself, but...
529
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,227
If anything, this birthday
should be a celebration of that.
530
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,437
Hear, hear.
531
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,468
Graham: Mom?
532
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,572
Hi, sweetie.
Here's your gift.
533
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,144
I made it,
and I know it's terrible
534
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,273
and covered in trash.
535
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,777
I'm sorry.
536
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,908
No, this is so good.
537
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,284
Graham, what on Earth would
make you think this is bad?
538
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,483
Douglas told me so.
539
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,650
Oh, don't look at me surprised.
You know who I am.
540
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,646
It's okay.
541
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,117
You're going to
put it in a box
542
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,786
with the seashell earrings
I gave you that you never wore.
543
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,789
Look, sweetie.
544
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,157
I don't always wear
the things you make,
545
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,127
but I do love them.
546
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,666
And they're not bad
because you made them.
547
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,471
They're amazing
because you made them.
548
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,444
That's really nice, Mom.
549
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,483
But I still want
to get you something
550
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,578
that you'll actually wear.
551
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,510
We just need to exchange
the lingerie I bought you.
552
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,324
What?
553
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,450
Oh, yes!
Yes!
554
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,290
Channeling their rage
was a great idea.
Word.
555
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,833
Miggy, I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
but you really helped.
556
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,788
Word?!
Mm-hmm.
557
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,626
Thank you!
558
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,800
What is that
on your wrist?
559
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,128
Oh, it's
a Karen Club scrunchie.
560
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,033
Oh, it's a Karen Club
scrunchie.
It is, yeah.
561
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,274
Oh, okay.
Wha--
562
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,270
All right, we got
one more song for you tonight,
563
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,172
and it goes out
to the birthday girl.
564
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,514
Bess:
Hey, she's a woman!
565
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,968
Don't diminish her!
She's your equal!
566
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,176
All right,
one, two, three, four!
567
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,454
This is my favorite song!
568
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,008
I know.
569
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,376
Wait.
What time were you born?
570
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,275
10:30. Why?
571
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,317
You're technically
still in your 20s,
572
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,892
so there's still time
to...
573
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,957
You know,
do that thing
574
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,189
where you go on stage
during a cathartic moment
575
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,286
and sing in front
of a group of people
576
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,998
with steadily increasing
confidence.
577
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:23,959
No. No!
Do it!
578
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,856
No way!
Do it!
579
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,127
I'm not going up there!
No!
580
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,235
Both:
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
581
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,009
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
582
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,681
I can't imagine this isn't
gonna become embarrassing.
583
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,064
* In purgatory
584
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,558
* A lifeless object alive
585
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,191
* Awaiting reprisal
586
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,097
* Death will be
their acquiescence *
587
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,534
* The sky is turning red
588
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,442
* Return to power draws near
589
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,069
* Fall into me,
the sky's crimson tears *
590
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,874
* Abolish the rules
made of stone! *
591
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,912
That's my friend!
592
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,206
She's beautiful.
593
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,348
That's my goat.
594
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,194
He's beautiful.
595
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,348
Thank you.
596
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,055
* Raining blood!
* Raining blood!
597
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,891
* From the lacerated sky
598
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,457
* Bleeding its horror,
creating my structure *
599
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:34,527
* Now I shall reign
in bloo-o-o-o-o-od! *
600
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,267
Yeah!
601
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,403
I love corn chips!
602
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,437
So, you want to exchange this
teddy that your son bought you?
603
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,775
That's right.
604
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,280
That happened.
605
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,082
Now can we please
just move past it?
606
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,952
Happy birthday, Mom.
607
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,856
I love it.
608
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,626
But it's missing
something.
609
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,811
Now it's perfect.
610
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,154
Love you.
611
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,808
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
612
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,151
This never happened.
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