All language subtitles for apartment.for.peggy.1948.dsr.x264-regret (2)

There. He's quiet now.
I'll put him down.

What's the use? He won't be able to sleep
with that going on.

Why don't you go over there
and tell them to stop that racket?

Oh, sure. Sure.

I can just see him doing it. My math
professor's over there playing the flute.

All I've got to do is tell him to shut up,

and I can just imagine what kind of
a grade i'll get on my mid-semester.

Why doesn't he just add numbers
and keep quiet?

What do you want to make
such a big thing about it for?

A few professors get together
and make with the music.

They rotate.
They're only here once a month.

Well, if this keeps up much longer,
I'm going to report it.

How do they expect a student to do his work

with the faculty making so much noise?

We can do much better than that.
Let's try again from letter "B."

Oh, I'm terribly sorry,
everyone, but I must leave.

- Oh, my goodness.
- No, Henry.

- Yeah, we haven't even tried Brahms yet.
- I have to get to the library...

before it closes. I want to look
something up. It's rather important.

Sorry, Henry.

Oh, Henry, I forgot to tell you, I received a letter from Paradise Lodge this morning.

They're going to let Grace and me
have the cottage next to yours this summer.

- T.J., that's wonderful!
- Well, so we finally convinced you.

So we can have music all summer, too.

Why didn't you decide
to do this 5 years ago?

Well, I always wanted to,
but Grace seemed to think...

You don't seem to be very happy
about it, Henry.

On the contrary, I'm delighted.

But only this morning I decided
to spend my summer elsewhere.

Henry, you're joking.

- You always go to Paradise Lodge.
- Sure.

Henry, you can't just walk out on us.

- That's practically desertion.
- Yes.

You spend 5 years telling me why
I should join you and

- now you go ahead and do this.
- What about our music?

Perhaps they'll have music where I'm going.
I don't know.

Where are you going?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Good night.

Do you carry legal forms?

Sure, what kind do you want?
Lease, trustee, mortgage,

bankruptcy?

Last will and testament.

How many?

Just one, please.

While you're getting it, I'll
make a phone call.

- Are you there, dear?
- Yeah, I'll get it, della.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Henry.

Henry, we were
all wondering what...

No.
No, they're all gone.

Oh, good. Good. The reason
I'm calling, Edward,

is I wondered if you could drop over
to my house for a few moments.

There's something I'd like to
discuss with you alone.

Well, I'd like to, Henry, but
besides my law classes,

the university has put me in
charge of this housing problem,

and i've a lot of paperwork to do tonight.

- Is it terribly important?
- Oh, no. no, not very.

You can do it tomorrow or the next day.

It's just that I'm planning to commit
suicide, and I'm making out my will,

and i'd like to get
some advice about--Hello?

Edward? Hello?

Edward?

Hello?

To commit suicide is wrong--

morally, ethically, philosophically--

Well, I'd be only too happy if
you could give me a good reason

- why I shouldn't.
- Why, yes--

you give me a good reason why you should.

My dear Edward,
you are confusing reason with wonder.

Very well, I'll give you several.

First, I'm no longer of any earthly use.

And I use the world
"earthly" in its true sense.

That's absurd. Nowadays more than ever,
society needs men like you.

Yes, well, society has a most unusual
way of demonstrating it.

8 years ago this university,

which is certainly a most
important part of society,

retired me.

They put my portrait
in the library,

patted me on the back
with a few honorary degrees,

and said in effect,
"Thank you, your work is finished.

You are no longer
needed."

I'm now replying to them,
"Thank you.

since i am no longer needed,
I think I'll move on."

But, Henry, even if you are retired,

for 50 years you've been
absorbing philosophical knowledge.

You've things to say,
books to write.

Yes, that's true.

The past 8 years
I've been writing such a book.

It contains everything I believe
and am capable of saying.

If all goes well and I don't have
too many distractions, I'll have it

completed in 3 weeks,
end of february.

Then on march 1,
I'll do away with myself.

Might call it sort of a deadline.

- Honestly, Henry, I--
- But Edward,

with my work finished,

why should i continue to consume food

and occupy precious space which
would feed and house somebody

who is still capable of contributing something to this dubious thing called civilization?

- But you can't just--
- Uh-uh.

You can't just throw away your life.

You're not an old shoe.

You're a human being.

Well, considering the present state
of the world and the responsibility for it,

the fact that I am a human being

is one of the best arguments
I can think of for suicide.

- But, Henry, don't you see that
the whole-- - Oh, my dear Edward.

If I had known you were going to take it
like this, I would never have told you.

Now, you must calm down, Edward.
Remember,

the doctor told you never to become--
Where are your pills?

When my dearest friend says he's going
to kill himself, you ask me to be calm?

Here, let me do it.
You hold this.

Oh, no, no, no.

There.

That's it.

Now swallow it down.

That's right. Now relax. Relax.

Believe me,

he pitched the whole thing as casually as
if he were planning a fishing trip.

Completely intellectual about it.
No emotion whatsoever.

Poor Henry.
Oh, this is terrible.

We must do something, Philip.

Perhaps this depression is caused by
some minor physical ailment.

Yes, maybe if you examined him, you might--

No, no, no. no, that's not it.

And no matter how intellectual he
approaches this, it has an emotional basis,

whether he realizes it or not.

If his life were a little more--

Well, I'll have him come
to the office in the morning.

- Did he say anything about--
- No, no. please, please.

Edward's got to get some sleep.

And I suggest we all do
the same.

Good night, Edward.

- Good night, Edward.
- Night, Edward. Della.

Oh, really, Philip,
this is a complete waste of time.

- There's absolutely nothing--
- All right, all right.

Button your shirt.

I'm amazed at your attitude, Henry.

You have so much to be thankful for.
You're in excellent health.

How many men of your age can say the same?

Hmm, that's true.

Most men of my age have been dead 10 years.

But the very fact that I am enjoying
good health is one of my first reasons.

Why should i wait for some
lingering affliction of old age?

Why should I wait for that moment
when I plead with death

to take me and relieve me of suffering?

Why should I wait for nature
to reduce me to the level of an animal?

I've never allowed life to
make me servile and cringing,

and i refuse to let death do it.

Now, if you're through rationalizing,
Henry, maybe you'll answer a few questions.

Of course, Philip.
Of course.

When did you first become aware of
this mental depression, this bitterness?

But I'm not bitter.
I'm not depressed.

Why should I be?

Life has been most kind to me.

I've known a most wonderful marriage.

While Cecily was alive,
we traveled extensively

during my vacations and sabbaticals.

I've seen everything of beauty and grandeur
that the world has to offer.

I've read everything that I consider
worth reading. And it's given me joy.

So with love, companionship,
beauty, and joy,

my life, up to a point,

was full and satisfying.

But now it's a different story.

Oh, Mitchell's new book.
How'd you like it?

Don't tell Mitchell,
but I didn't finish it.

- Ha. Why not?
- Oh, toward the end it became repetitious

and, frankly, dull.

A very sound reason.

The end of my life
is becoming repetitious and dull,

and that's why I'm not going to finish it.
Good-bye, Philip.

Bye, Henry.

Oh, Philip, I meant to ask you,

I haven't been sleeping well at all lately,
working late, you know.

I wondered if you could give me
some sleeping pills.

Now, you don't think I'd be
that foolish, do you?

Oh, my dear, Philip. Believe me,
such a method never entered my head.

It did mine.

Very well. I suppose I'll have to
obtain them elsewhere.

No, no.
No, that won't be necessary.

I'll--I'll give you two, but no more.

But if I had a full prescription,
I wouldn't have to keep bothering you.

I doubt if I'll need very many, Philip,
but in case I do, I'll have them.

No.

No. By giving you only two,

at least I'll sleep better.

Thank you, Philip.

Bye.

Hello, Oscar.

Sorry I'm a little late today.

Heh. That's right.
Take some.

Go on. Take lots of it.
Go on.

Here's some for your friends, too.

There you are. Now then.

Mind if I sit down?

I didn't wait for you
to say yes or no, did I?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Gee, I had to sit down or
I would have dropped these

all over like the baby in the woods
with those bread crumbs.

I wish the dime store wouldn't give you
a separate bag for each.

Then they could sell their
stuff for a nickel.

Golly but my feet hurt.

I don't wonder in those shoes.

My loafers?
They're wonderful.

It's not the shoes. It's just that
I've been walking a thousand miles today.

Besides shopping,
I've been looking for an apartment.

Jason and I are simply going nuts.

An apartment?
Jason?

Jason's my husband.

- You're married?
- Sure.

See?
I'm going to have a baby, too.

- How old are you?
- 19.

You know, you remind me of Pop.

Pop? My dear young lady, I have great
difficult following your conversation.

Everybody does.
Jason says I play mental leapfrog.

- Uh-huh. You do remind me of Pop.
- Your father?

- No, my grandfather.
- That's always the case.

I either look like someone's baby
or someone's grandfather.

Oh, but that's the nicest thing
I could say about anybody.

Oh, Pop was a wonderful guy.

Mmm, maybe you don't really look like him.
He was taller.

Everybody is.

Maybe it's just that I'm always hoping to
meet somebody like him.

Such a swell person.

Died just before Jason and I got married.

Oh. And Jason, your husband,
he's a student?

You could say that again.
He's going to be a chemistry teacher.

- Pasteur was a chemist, you know.
- Oh, really.

Jason's gonna be a pasteur someday,
I'll bet you.

Of course, he gets discouraged sometimes.

He went through a lot in the South Pacific.
He was on the Vincennes when she went down.

It's tough for him now, but I keep him
at it, and he's batting his brains out.

Heh. Gee, he's a wonderful guy.

I bet you think I'm wacky
raving about my husband.

On the contrary,
I think it quite laudable.

Much more so than the modern practice of
raving about someone else's husband.

You are like Pop!

He used to say things just like that
without cracking a smile.

You know, I like you.

Oh, thank you.

- Now I'm afraid--
- And if you knew of an apartment or

a basement or a kennel, honest,
I'd love you till my dying day.

Of course, it can't cost too much because
I'm not working anymore.

I used to sling hash at the cafeteria
until the uniform got too tight.

So we've only got Jason's allotment,
and that isn't an awful lot.

- Where are you living now?
- In one of the trailers.

But we've got to get out because
Virginia's had her baby.

It was a boy and
weighed 8 pounds and 2 ounces.

Well, I'm sure it makes good sense,
but forgive me,

I just don't understand why
you should be homeless merely

because some infant weighs over 8 pounds.

Guess I was leapfrogging
again.

Well, you see, when Virginia went home
to have her baby,

Clyde moved in with Jack Horton,
let us have their trailer.

But now Virginia's going to be back on monday, so we've got to get out by staurday.

Ohh. For a moment it sounded as
though you could have remained

if the baby had weighed only 7 pounds.

But I'm terribly sorry.

The only thing I'd suggest is for you
to consult the housing administrator.

Oh, I left my name there a dozen times.

I don't think the old creep who runs it
even looks at those things you fill out.

Young lady, I am not familiar
with your usage of the word "creep."

However, if it's derogatory,
you're very much mistaken.

The housing administrator,
Professor Edward Bell,

is a most conscientious man
and a friend of mine.

A friend of yours!

Well, sit down,
we've got things to talk about.

You mean you've got suction over there?

I'm equally unfamiliar
with your usage of the word "suction."

Suction, pull. Pull, tread.
You know.

if you are suggesting
that I use my influence,

the answer is no.

However, I'll call Professor Bell and
acquaint him with your predicament.

Oh, thanks. Gee, I'll be camping
on his doorstep. Just tell him that peggy--

Here I've been talking an ear off you
and I haven't introduced myself.

I'm Peggy Taylor.

How do you do?
I'm Dr. Henry Barnes.

A doctor? Good.

Then you can tell me, some mornings
I wake up and i feel like I swallowed

a bucket of worms.
And yet other times--

I am a doctor of philosophy.
I taught here at the university.

I'm always pulling boners like that.

Last week I asked the astronomy professor
if he could figure out my horoscope.

You've got a smile like Pops,
a measles smile. I mean it's catching.

You should smile more often.

I wish there were more to smile about.

Oh, no. You, too.

That's what half the people
around here are saying.

"The world's going to the dogs.
Nobody's got a chance.

There's no use living.
Might as well commit suicide."

In many instances, I must say
I consider suicide as completely justified.

Now, wait a minute.
That you've got to prove to me.

- My dear Mrs. Taylor--
- Call me Peggy.

How can you fight with anybody
whose name is Mrs. Taylor?

Very well. Peggy, I--

That's better. Do you mind if
I call you Pop? Now look, Pop,

how can suicide be a solution?

I won't go into the philosophical reasons.
You're not old enough to understand them.

But let us take a hypothetical case.

An old man is alone in the world.

His work is finished.
He's contributing nothing.

His past was active.
His present is dull and monotonous.

- Yeah.
- He has no future...

because it can only be a daily repetition
of the useless present.

- Why not suicide?
- Because it wouldn't change anything.

The gentlemen would be dead.

I consider that a drastic change.

What makes Mr. Hypothetical
think he's living now?

- I just said he was living.
- I mean really living.

If he's just doing nothing but
sitting around moping, thinking up reasons

why he should kill himself, he's not alive,
he's dead already. just as dead as a dodo.

Now, if he's dead,
suicide's not going to change anything.

It's just going to give him more
of the same thing he's got.

Suicide only puts an end
to living and vice versa.

Mm-mmm. The only way that he can change
that kind of deadly existence is...

to start living with a capital "l."

And that's just what
Mr. Hypothetical ought to do.

Jeepers! I've got to get home
and fix Jason his lunch,

and I want to see that
other professor first.

Bye! Don't forget to call him.
So long. Be seeing you, Pop.

What makes Mr. Hypothetical
think he's living now?

Hello?
Hello, Edward?

Sorry to disturb you, but I met
a young lady on the campus

by the name of Mrs. Taylor,
and I promised her

I'd call you about any
accommodations you might have.

Oh, yes, Henry.

Yes, she's in my office right now.

And I'd like very much to help her,
but at the moment it's impossible.

I promise if anything should--

Mm-hmm. All right.
Good-bye, Henry.

You see, I told you
he was a friend of mine.

I didn't doubt you, Mrs. Taylor,

but even if he were your father,
I couldn't do any more.

Or any less for that matter.
It's a terrible situation.

Maybe you're not aware of it,
Professor Bell,

but a recent survey among the students
showed that

27% of us expectant mothers
on this campus

- have no real place to live.
- 27%? Good Heavens.

- I...I didn't know it was that bad.
- It doesn't have to be elegant,

- just anything with a roof and 4 walls.
- But Mrs. Taylor...

Grace Lovett told me that during the war

before the barracks were built,
you got a shipment of 600 v12s.

- Where'd you put them?
- In garages,

- back of stores, attics, basements.
- Well?

But they were single men. Where they stayed
could hardly be called living quarters.

I'll be satisfied with
a living eighth or a sixteenth.

My dear child, I...

- Well, I'll look in the file.
- Oh, thanks.

But I won't promise anything.

And don't be too fussy 'cause we're not.
Really we're not.

Gee, if you just find a possibility, please
tell me about it, 'cause i'll go over

and talk to the people.
I'm good at fixing places up.

Uh, you say Dr. Barnes is
a friend of yours?

Well, like I told you,
I just met him a few minutes ago,

but we had a wonderful friendly talk.
I liked him right away.

2 of those v12s you were talking about
used his attic for a time.

- Of course, it isn't exactly livable,
but the... - Well, the old fraud.

Do you mean to tell me he's got an empty
attic and he didn't even tell me about it?

- What's the address?
- Now, not so fast. - 416 Baker street.

I don't know whether he'd let you use it.

He's been keeping to himself
pretty much lately. He wants to be alone.

- He's been rather depressed.
- Don't worry, I can handle his kind.

My grandfather used to get
like that once in a while.

Sometimes I'd cheer him up half a dozen
times a day. I know all the ways.

- You do?
- You're an angel. Thank you.

- I'll see you later, Bill.
- Ok.

You're late.

I was talking to Professor Collins.

Hi, honey.
How you feel?

If I were having twins,
I'd feel twice as good.

- Well?
- Maybe. I got a prospect.

I know, it's an old phone booth, and we'd
only have to share it with 4 other couples.

It's an attic.

- Great.
- Gonna see about it right after lunch.

It belongs to an old man that used to
teach here. Oh, hand me the bowls, please.

You know, he reminds me of Pop.
Little sour, but really awfully nice.

Well, if it doesn't work out, Jim and
Florence said you could stay with them,

and I'll sleep in the locker room,
study in the library--

And we could say good night on the
gymnasium steps. Wouldn't that be lovely?

Well, it's a place to sleep anyway.

We'll get a place if
I have to build it myself.

Now start eating before it gets cold.

- Oh, Ma, I got me report card.
- Ooh, let me see.

What's this 86 doing here?

How do you like that?

4 grades over 90, and all you can say is,
"What's this 86 doing here?"

But I want my husband to get 96.

Well, then you should have married
Einstein. You're tougher...

- than my old man used to be.
- I'm a lot prettier, too.

I told you you could do it.
I am proud of you, darling.

Maybe that's why I did it,
so you would be.

You know, even Collins didn't think
that one 86 was too bad.

He said that after class that
if i come back to school next--

If you come back?
Uh, when you come back.

Well, there's plenty of time
to talk about that later.

Oh, no, we'll talk about it right now.

If you think that after all of our--

Well, let me tell you
what he said, will you?

He said if and when I come back
to school next year,

he thinks maybe he can wrangle me
a job as a teaching assistant.

Oh, Jason! Oh!

Just a minute, I didn't say
I was gonna be the dean.

You know what a teaching assistant gets?

They pay them off in soap wrappers.

I don't care if you have to pay them. They want you, that's the important thing. It's a start.

- Take it easy before you boil over.
- Oh, tell me, tell me.

Take your junk first.

You know, I felt pretty good after
Collins told me that.

Then on the way home
I stopped by the post office.

- Got a letter from Bill Dudley.
- He's a dope.

Yeah, that's what everybody
in the outfit used to say.

Used to call him Mortimer Snerd.

Well, he's working in Chicago now,
selling used cars.

And he's averaging 150 bucks a week.

So what?

So he's making the rest of us
smart guys look pretty silly.

He's still a dope.

You know, if your son turns out
to be a pill, I'll know why.

He said he thought he might be able to
get me a job at the same place.

Oh, now look, we've been over
this sort of thing a dozen times.

All right, all right.

I still can't help--

We knew going to school
wasn't going to be easy.

And besides, do you know
that in a recent survey,

64% of all used car salesmen said they
wished they'd gone into some other field.

You made that up.
You're always making up statistics.

- Why?
- Of course I made it up.

Somebody's always making up statistics,
might as well be me.

You'd be surprised how many arguments
I win with my statistics.

If I get in a spot,
I just say, 36% or 400 million.

Nobody ever bothers to check up.
They just say,

"My, i never realized it was that much."

And when I walk away,
they think I'm very smart.

Mm-hmm.
A little crazy, too.

You know, come to think of it,
you're completely crazy.

I--not now.
I--I got to fix my husband's lunch.

Oh, let him wait.
Let him wait.

Come in.

There's a girl downstairs.

- What does she want?
- Wants to live here.

Live here?

Tell her that's impossible.

I did. But she disagrees with you.

I've got work to do.

I haven't got time to-- where is she?

- Young lady--
- Don't bother to come down, Pop. I'll come up.

Ohh, it's you.

Why didn't you tell me you
had room for Jason and me?

- But I haven't--
- You know, you're an old wiser.

I bet you sit around at night and count up
every square foot of unused space.

- My dear Mrs.--Mrs.--
- Peggy.

If you were in the least bit observant,
you'd notice there isn't any unused space.

Downstairs I have a kitchen,
a dining room, and a living room.

Upstairs my bedroom and my study.

And that leaves the attic,
and that's what I'm talking about.

The attic?
But no one could possibly live there.

Well, you had a couple of v12s
up there during the war.

Oh, but that was an emergency.

Well, what do you think this is?

But they only stayed there for a week.

And believe me,
they didn't like it. No.

Months later they wrote me from Iwo Jima
saying life there was terrible,

but not nearly as bad as my attic.

I bet you've never lived in a trailer.
Why Jason's served on battleships,

cruises, destroyers.
And he was never sick once.

But after 10 minutes in that trailer,
he tossed his cookies all over.

All right, all right.
I'll show you the attic.

Couldn't be any worse than most of
the places we've been living in.

Why, last fall for a week
we slept in the depot.

And if you've slept in the depot,
you know, there's just nothing like it.

Trains coming in and out all the time.
Why, it couldn't--

You can see for yourself.

It's nothing but the
inside of a dirty roof.

Too cold in the winter,
too hot in the summer.

There,

see for yourself how utterly impossible
it is for anyone to live up here.

When the house was built, this attic was meant to be a store room, not a place of habitation.

Now are you satisfied?

Oh, yes, it's perfect.

I can fix it up just like house beautiful.

Do you think the bed would look better
there or over there in that corner?

It is not for rent.

You mean we can have it for free?
You won't take any money?

Oh, you're an angel.
I knew you were like Pop.

Oh, drapes.

Gee, this is gonna help us out an awful lot

Because with me not working,
the 90 bucks doesn't go so far.

And we have to lay it out
for rent and everything.

- We're up to our hips in debt now. - It is
not available, gratis or any other way.

- I'm leaving here the first of march.
- Well, we'll be caretakers, then.

Oh, I promise,
I'll keep the house spotless.

When you get back, everything will be
in wonderful condition, honest.

I'm good at--What's this?

That's a solar heating system that--

But I'm leaving permanently,
giving up the house.

Oh, that's too bad.

Well, just have to make it sort of
a temporary arrangement then,

I guess. At least 3 weeks will give me
time to look for another place.

You got a yardstick?

I'll measure these windows
over here for curtains.

Never mind, this will do.

No use.

A man can't get a moment's peace.

You'd think they'd sleep sometime.
It's your...

Not.
No.

I don't blame you.

Genesis, Exodus,
Leviticus, Numbers

Deuteronomy, Joshua

Judges, Ruth, Samuel,
Kings, Chronicles.

Nice thing when a man can't work
in his own house.

Has to go from one room to another.

Oh, Genesis, Exodus,
Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua,

Judges, Ruth, Samuel,
Kings, Chronicles, ez--Oh!

Nehemiah, Esther, Job,
Psalms, Proverbs...

- Pop! Pop!
- Ecclesiastes...

- Pop? Pop.
- Yes.

You downstairs, professor?

Gee, I'm sorry, Pop.
I think we blew the lights out.

We blew the lights out?

- I told you it wouldn't work.
- No, ask Pop.

I had one of those 3-way plugs.

I took 2 extension cords, all right, but when I tried to put in the third one, something happened, I don't know.

Now, wait a minute.

What'd you have on
the other ends of those cords?

3 more 3-way plugs.

- You had a 9-way plug. That's what
you had. - Don't stand there. Do something.

Believe me, Pop.
All I had on the last cord was the...

lamp, the heater, and the hot plate.

Just a little teeny old hot plate.
But the way that plug spit at it,

you'd think I was trying to
light up the world's fair or something.

Well, honey, I'm only trying to tell you
what caused the whole--

Why do they call it a 3-way plug
if it won't take 3?

Why don't they put a sign on it and say,

"you can use these two,
but this one is for decoration."

It will take 3, but you had 9.

And besides,
there were other lights burning.

- Ohh.
- Oh.

So that's what did it.

When you turned on the lights
down here, it made--

Now, just a minute!

It's bad enough to have my leg fractured,
but to be blamed for it is--

Well, call an electrician.
I've got work to do.

Well, it's simple to fix.
Where's the fuse box?

Oh, i don't know.
I refuse to have any truck with them.

I--I guess it's with those other
thingamajigs on the kitchen porch.

You know, it's a good thing this happened.
Hey, why don't I light the candles.

Jason, give me a match.

You know, it's a good thing
this happened, really.

You should always be aware of
where your fuse box is,

and you should inspect it regularly.

Why, do you know that 22% of all fires
in homes are caused by worn out fuses?

Is that so?
I never realized that.

I guess it was a blessing in disguise.

Genesis, Exodus,
Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.

- What did you say?
- I was swearing.

Well, the basement and the back porch
lights are still working.

I can't find a fuse.

- I'll go down to the drug store
and get one. - Drug store?

Young man, you don't buy aspirin
from an electrician, do you?

Well, any place that sells tires on credit
is bound to carry a fuse or two.

I'll be right back.

- Put your sweater on.
- I don't need one.

You know, Pop,

bet you don't use these doors anymore.

I think this would look much better
in here against--

Uh-uh.
My dear young lady,

this room was decorated
and arranged by my wife.

She was a woman of great
dignity, taste, and culture.

And to me,
this room reflects her character.

Also, it represents a portion of my life
during which I was most happy.

It will not be changed.

Ok, Pop.
Just a suggestion.

Shall we start the fire?
It would give us more light.

Hmm, might be rather nice.

- Who's this?
- My son.

- Where is he now?
- Dead. The war.

- This war?
- Aren't all wars the same war?

That's what Pop always said,
and ain't it the truth.

Jason lost a brother in Saipan.
Came pretty close himself.

Why, he held onto a piece of a raft for
3 days. He still dreams about it sometimes.

You know,
when I saw this picture before, I--

Well, she looks more beautiful now.

She belongs in candlelight and firelight.

Certain I...

asserted this room.

Genesis, Exodus,
Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.

Come on. Come on, boy.

Peggy! Come on, boy.
Nobody's gonna hurt you.

Come on. Come on.

- Peggy, who does he remind you of?
- Nicodemus!

- What in the world?
- Oh, i had a dog exactly like this once.

He came to our door one night,

so Pop called him Nicodemus,
'cause like in the bible,

Nicodemus came to jesus at night.

- Who does he belong to?
- Nobody. That's the good part of it.

Drugger says he just hangs around the store
and sleeps in the alley.

- You mean we can have him?
- You may not have him.

At least not while you're in my house.

But, Pop, if he just runs around the
streets at night, he might get run over.

His habits and traffic
are of no concern to me.

I do not want a dog.

There are too many distractions
in this house already.

I'll teach him not to bark,
I promise.

Yeah, don't worry, professor.
She has a way with dogs.

Good. Then let her show
him the way out of here.

Please, Pop.
He'd be such fun.

And besides, do you know that
84% of all dogs that bite people

are homeless dogs?

Now, unless you want to make it easier for some person to get chewed up, I think we better take him in.

At least just for a couple of days,
until I can find a place for him.

Well, fix the lights, then, so I can
at least see what the beast looks like.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, Nicky.

Nicky. There.

You said you would train him not to bark.

You must start right now.

Quiet, Nicodemus.

Nicky, come back here!
Now, you stop that.

Does he have to make all that racket?

- What's the matter with him?
- Oh, nothing. He probably smells the cat.

Cat? Do you mean to tell me
you've got a cat up there?

Oh, sure. We had to have one
in the trailer. We had mice.

- There are no mice in this house.
- I wouldn't be too sure about that, Pop.

I think I saw one before.

Young lady,

if you saw a mouse,
you brought him along, too.

Nick! Nicky.

Oh, Nicky.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Henry.

Edward tells me you've taken
in a G.I. couple.

I have not only taken in a G.I. couple,

I have taken in a G.I. dog,

a G.I. cat, and very probably a G.I. mouse.

With this collection, you can see that the
possibility of any sleep is a remote one.

I was wondering, Philip,

if you could send me over
a few more sleeping capsules.

Well, uh, what about those
I gave you in the office the other day?

Did they help?

Oh, they did.
Good.

All right, Henry, I'll call the drug store
and have them send you over 2 more.

Thank you, Philip.
Thank you very much.

Good night.

Ok, Pop, you can come up now!

About time.

Like it?

Charming.
Amazing.

You, too, can have a castle for $12.49.

Really?

I can't believe it.

Of course, we had some of the things.

Others we borrowed and
the rest we stole from your basement.

Mrs. Landon said it was ok.

Yeah, and we stole some bricks
from the backyard, too.

You see, I told you they'd get along.

I can see your ability as an animal trainer
as well as a magician.

Now, don't give her all
the credit.
It was too easy.

Besides, Nicky's probably lived
with a cat before anyway.

Oh, would you like some tea, professor?

Tea?
But how can you possibly?

- It would be too much trouble.
- No trouble.

Table's all set.
And the water's boiling in the kitchen.

Kitchen?

Everything but the kitchen sink.
Got to go downstairs to do the dishes.

- I hope you don't mind.
- Not at all.

Oh, show the gentleman the rest
of the apartment while I prepare the tea.

Oh, delighted. Now, I think
the best results can be obtained...

by you standing right there and pivoting.

The den.

And now we take a short stroll down
the corridor and arrive at the study.

Next we pass through the cloak room
and find ourselves in the library.

Those drapes over the desk are paper
from the dime store. Aren't they beautiful?

Everything's beautiful.

But where do you sleep?

A-ha!

In the daytime, part of the living room.

At night,

the bedroom.

Now, if you're worried about what
we've done with all our old furniture--

shirts, socks, ties,
underwear, and pajamas.

But how could you do it all
in such a short time?

You're looking at Mrs. Tom Sawyer.
Had half the campus helping her.

Oh, but I've got a lot to do yet.

Slip covers are only pinned up.
Plants and pictures and--

Forgive me, Pop. Please sit down.
How do you take your tea?

Oh, just tea. Thanks.
Nothing in it.

All of you young people are a paradox,

an enigma which I can't begin to fathom.

You're genius, resourceful,

and yet you have no discipline, no dignity,

no respect for tradition nor people.

- Such as the older generation?
- Yes.

Well, maybe they haven't given us
much reason to respect them.

Possibly.

But none of you seems to have any purpose.

Where are you all going? What's your goal?
Why have you come to the university?

Well, I came because...

well, I want to be a teacher.

Well, you don't have to say it
as if you were learning to be a pickpocket.

Well, after a while,
you get self-conscious about it.

You know,
most people think you become a teacher...

because you're not smart enough
to become anything else.

Only the people that aren't smart
enough to become teachers.

- Sit down. I'll get it.
- Make sure it's boiling.

I'm curious.
When did you first decide to teach?

Well...

I was floating around the Pacific one day,

and I kept asking myself how I could
wind up 6,000 miles away from home

hanging onto a hunk of life raft.

Then I sort of figured it was
like tinkers to evers to chance.

From ignorance to suspicion.

From suspicion to fear.

From fear to hate.

From hate to destruction.

But it all starts with ignorance.

So right there I promised
a flock of seagulls...

if I ever got out of that spot,

I was gonna--
well, I was gonna do what I could.

Personally I think
that's a rather lofty ambition.

Yeah.

The other day I was reading something...

in Time, Life, one of those magazines,
that sort of stuck with me.

Here we are a great nation,

and yet we spend over twice as much
on liquor as we do education.

- Oh, statistics, huh?
- Yeah, but these are on the level.

You know, when we don't consider
our kids as important as...

well, I begin to wonder.

Well, wondering is very important.

I've always felt that
if college did nothing more than...

teach a person to ask why,
it served its purpose.

It helps to develop an inquiring mind,

and that in turn sometimes
leads to a few answers.

And the only answer is to do
what you think is best the best you can.

When I shuffle off to Buffalo,

if can honestly say I did
the best i could, I'll be satisfied.

But that leads up to
the philosophical question, what is best?

Well, everybody's busy trying to figure out
what they can do to do fix things.

What can I do?
Here I am 19 years old, not too bright,

and 4.5 months pregnant.

Now, I can't hope to fix
everything by myself,

but if politicians say,

give us 4 years and
everything will be wonderful.

Well, I don't believe it.

I don't believe in 4-year plans
or 5-year plans. That's why I want 9 kids.

- Now, wait a minute.
- When they're still in 3-cornered pants,

I want to teach them to be fair and good
and decent and honest...

and to understand that the other--

Jason...

- I think he--
- Peggy, what's the matter?

- Why don't you sit down?
- No.

No, it's all over now.
It was the weirdest feeling,

like I swallowed a little earthquake.

Where was I? Oh, yes. I think
too many of us just sit back and...

expect the kids to learn
everything in school.

But most of the time that's too late.

They're little heels already.
It's got to start right at--

You know, that was strange, your son moving around like this just when I was talking about him.

Significant, I think.
Very significant.

It's got to start right at the beginning.
My Pop used to say, the kids have got to...

learn that besides the abcs there are a lot of other alphabets and they're all pretty good.

Instead of teaching us that some people
have eyes that slant like this

or noses like this, why don't they forget
the things that make us different?

Teach the kids the things that make
us alike and bring us closer together.

That's why I want 9 kids.

Maybe 7 of them will turn out to be
horrible little beasts,

but maybe 2 of them will be good.

And like Pop used to say,
maybe their kids and...

their kids' kids will be even better.

And my Gosh, if it keeps snowballing
like that, maybe some day it will be just

- natural to be tolerant and kind and good.
- And how long do you think that will take?

How long does it take a big tree to grow?
But when it's finished,

- it's mighty beautiful and mighty strong.
- And what about in the meantime?

Look, I am just the big 2, not the big 4.

I know one thing,

unless the individual starts changing, we're just going to keep going from one mess to another.

The long haul's got to
start sometime, someplace

and it might as well start with your son.

Gee, Pop,

now that i've finished solving the problems
of the universe for the next 50,000 years,

we just have to say good night.
Jason's got an exam tomorrow.

But I want to discuss your theory with you.
I haven't had a chance to say one word.

Some other time, please.
Honest, he's got to study.

As the good professor has
just taught me to ask, why?

You mean I've been talking
all this time for nothing?

No, but seriously why should I study?

Why shouldn't I go out
and get a job and make some money?

- Mr. Taylor, are you looking for a fight?
- No, I'm looking for an answer.

And that word why's a pretty big word.

Ok. Give me a half dollar
and I'll show you how Pop won...

more arguments than any guy in town.

- Oh, what do you want a half--
- Give me a half dollar.

- Ok. Close your left eye. What do you see?
- My half dollar.

Now what do you see?

- The same half dollar.
- What else? What else?

Well, I see you and the professor
and the books over--

That's just what I mean.

Never hold money so close you can't see anything else. If you do, you're a cooked goose.

Now, start studying.

Gee, Pop, honest, I don't know
how to thank you for everything,

- but if I were Nicky, I would wag my tail.
- Well, I want to thank you.

I've learned quite a lot tonight.

- Good Night, Jason.
- Good Night, professzor.

Good night, Pop.

I'm sure your son is going to
be the finest there is.

Don't you ever tell him that. You can
tell him he's fine, but never the finest.

He's got to learn early that there are a
lot of other people just as good as he is.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Hey, uh, that half dollar trick,
uh, works all right.

- It's no trick, just common sense.
- Oh, no, it's a pretty good trick.

Especially when you keep the half dollar. Come on. Come on. That's half of my allowance.

I can't make a nickel around here.

What do you really think of it?

Oh, I think it's swell.

Well, you might at least say it's gigantic,
terrific, or colossal.

Oh, honey, I think you did a fabulous job.

But, well,
what I mean is it's still an attic.

I want to give you more than that.

You know, I've been thinking about
Bill Dudley's letter and that job and--

I know you have, and I wish you'd stop.

3 more years before I get my masters.
3 more years of attics and trailers--

And each other.

You always say the right thing
at the wrong time.

I'm all set to give you
a big argument and...

It's over before i know it.

- Hey, you know, you could stand a haircut.
- Ok, give me 6 bits.

Come to think of it,
it looks all right the way it is.

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Taylor,
I like this,

but why are you doing it?
Is it love for me or no love for studying?

I don't know.
A little of both.

- Mm-hmm. Books.
- Why, I...

Uh-uh. Remember, I'm an expectant mother.

All right, all right, I'm
coming.

Prescription.

Thank you.
How much is this?

- 35 cents.
- There you are.

You can deliver yourself
some ice cream with the change.

Thanks.

What? Oh!
Get that beast out of here.

Nicky, get down.
Get down.

Oh, I'm sorry, Pop, but when I opened
the door, he scooted right past me.

You may keep him in the attic, but I will
not have him roaming about this house

like a coyote, spraying polluted
saliva all over my best--

What's that?

Your breakfast. I thought Mrs. Landon
fixed your meals, but she said no,

she just did the cleaning, that you got
your breakfast down at the inn,

so I thought you might
like it in bed for a change.

- You don't have to do that, you know.
- Oh, I know it, but I like doing it.

It's fun to do things when you don't have
to. Of course, if you don't want it--

No, no, no, no.
I didn't mean that.

As a matter of fact,

I wouldn't mind it at all.

Say, Pop, you send your
laundry out, don't you?

Yes.

Well, I do Jason's and mine down at
the washeteria, and I got to pay 2 bits

for the use of the machine anyway, so might
as well throw yours in at the same time.

Oh, where do you keep it?

In the closet, but don't bother.
That's too much trouble.

Oh, no, not at all.

Unless the collars are too
dirty. Nope.

That's all, Pop.
Come on, Nicky, out. Out.

Clearly, I think it's--

- It's really--
- Be seeing you, Pop.

Say!

- Thank you.
- Oh, forget it.

Oh, Jason's doing all right in chemistry, but that Professor Collins is such a cold blooded fish.

If you're a G.I., he piles it on for good.

- How's Jerry doing?
- Fine.

Hey, why don't you and Jerry come over
to our place tonight, and we'll...

Maybe it's yours.

No.

It's not the lipstick, Peggy.

And it's not just his fault either.

It's just that we're--we're growing apart,
and there's nothing I can do about it.

He's learning a lot and he'd like to
discuss his studies with me, but I can't.

I don't know anything
about Plato or Spinozi.

I don't even know who they were.

I didn't even finish high school.

Naturally, he's...

he's got to find somebody
that he can talk to.

I just...

I just wish it could be me.

Oh, look now. You go on over and sit down.
I'll finish these clothes for you.

- I'll be all right, Peggy
- Go on, beat it.

I'll call you when everything's done.

Pop!

Hello.

- Going home?
- Yes.

What on earth is--

Oh, the girls didn't think
I should carry the laundry,

so Cynthia let Roger go home with
Margie and let me put it in here.

Oh, your shirts look all right?

Yeah.
Why, they're perfect.

Yes.

- Here, let me push this.
- Ok.

You know, Pop, education's supposed
to bring people closer together,

but sometimes it drives
them apart if only one person gets it.

- What?
- Oh, it's a terrible situation.

And Dorothy's not the only one.

Just how you got from laundry
to education I don't quite follow.

Sorry, Pop.
Leapfrogging.

You see, it's like this.

A lot of G.I. couples come from farms
and small towns

- and wrong side of the tracks.
- Yeah.

Well, what I mean is the boys are the first
ones in their families to go to college.

So everything's swell for a year or so. The husband goes to school and the wives work to help along.

And then something happens. The husbands start getting a little ashamed of their wives.

They talk about Spinozi,
and the wives don't know who they are.

Spinoza, Peggy.

You see, that's what i mean.

For all I know, he runs a grocery store
at the corner. Who is he?

- Good morning, Henry.
- Hello.

Besides being a brilliant philosopher,
Spinoza was a courageous and good man.

Well, after a couple of mistakes like Spinozi, husbands start getting a little careful.

If they're invited to some professor's house for tea, they don't bring their wives.

Afraid they might embarrass them.
Of course, I don't mean Jason's like that.

At least not yet,
but I don't want to take any chances.

After a while, the husbands find somebody
they can discuss things with.

Maybe pretty soon the wives find lipstick

on their handkerchiefs
the way Dorothy did.

- That's tragic.
- And it's got to stop.

- And I got a way to do it.
- I never doubted you for a moment.

Now, why can't some of the professors talk
to us once in a while? Hello, Grace.

Gee, besides us dumb ones,

there's some war brides
from Holland and France and--

I don't mean to teach us philosophy
and history and chemistry,

but just sort of get us acquainted with it,
skim over the top

so we'll know what
our husbands are talking about,

- like knowing who Spinozi is.
- Well, it sounds like a very good idea.

But to organize such a program
would be a tremendous undertaking.

You'd have to arrange for a lecture hall,
line up the professors.

Yeah, we'd need a head man that
had a lot of suction with the university.

Yes, he'd need plenty of suction.

Yeah, have to be respected
by all the faculty.

Have to be a pretty big guy.

- That's why I suggested you.
- Me?

- Now see here, young lady.
- But you can't go back on your word, Pop.

I never suggested one thing
that could possibly be construed--

All right, all right,
you can't go back on my word.

It's the same thing.
I promised for you.

You promise--you had no right
to do such a thing.

I have a book to finish.

And I positively refuse
to become involved--

But, Pop, do you realize that

36% of all college divorces
are for this very reason.

Now, if you want to contribute
to making those rates still higher,

then don't do anything,

but if you want to...

Dorothy!
Here, I saved a place.

It is now 10:00.

I will lecture until 11:00.

I have always found that
an hour philosophy is just about

as much as the average student
is able to fidget through.

First, to better understand
the purpose of philosophy,

let us go to the word itself.

"Philos" from the greek means

loving, fond of, attached to.

And "sophos" means wisdom.

Therefore,

philosophy is the love of wisdom.

But to have wisdom is to seek the truth.

What the truth is
is something else again.

To find that answer has been
the driving force behind philosophers

ever since man discovered
that he had a brain.

When i say "man,"

I do not mean to slight you charming women.

No. I use the word "man" in its
broad sense, its genetic sense.

For, after all,

man embraces woman.

Get him, Jackson.

We should warn Henry,
the old jokes don't do anymore.

I think he just found that out.

Well...

you must admit, at least it
was a good way to get complete silence.

Unlike his contemporaries,

Socrates believed that no one
knowingly and willingly did wrong.

Right conduct depended upon
the proper insight,

but the proper insight

was not a gift of the gods

but the direct result of knowledge.

Consequently, without knowledge,

there was no excellence.
There was no virtue. Uh...

Um, Socrates held that that was
particularly true of civic virtue.

Therefore, he condemned
the Athenian state,

which was democratic in form,

and he...

Yes?

May we ask questions as you
go along, professor?

- If you wish.
- Well,

do you mean Socrates
was against democracy?

He certainly was.

Socrates maintained that only men with
a knowledge of government should govern.

Therefore, why should the people
who had no knowledge

of government have
a voice in this election?

On a ship,
the passengers don't elect a captain.

He's appointed,

because he knows navigation.

Yes, but the ship of state's
an altogether different thing.

You give the captain complete power,
he might take the ship

where he thinks it ought to go,
and that's wrong!

Sure. The ship of state belongs to the passengers. They pay for it. They support it.

They have a perfect right to
decide where it's going.

And if the captain wants to
go someplace else,

they've got the right to throw him out
and get another captain.

Look what happened to...

Ladies,

you have just jumped 2,000 years
to a man named Bellarmine

who completely agrees with you.

He believed in the god-given rights of man

and that society must have the power
to protect and preserve itself.

His principles are embodied
in our constitution.

- Did he write any books?
- Yes, many.

And many were written about him.

One that covers his political philosophy

is democracy and Bellarmine
by John C. Rager.

I doubt if the library
will have enough copies of--

I have 2 at home,
which I will be glad to make available.

Maybe the wrong people are going to school.

Perhaps the husbands should stay home
with the children

and the wives should go to class.

But who's gonna decide
what's good and what's bad?

Well, a thing is good if it's useful.

But a fur coat is useful at the North Pole.

And it's just a nuisance in the tropics.

So, who's to say whether
it's good or not?

A-and take milk.

It's wonderful for some kids,
and some others might be allergic to it.

Now, there, you've got something
that's good and bad at the same time.

Well, then maybe a thing is good
when it has a good result.

But it doesn't have to have a good result.

It can be good in itself.

For instance, if I leave Johnny with you
while I go shopping,

that's good of you to take care of him.

Now, while he's in your trailer,
if he falls and hurts himself,

that gives a bad result.

But it was still good of you
to take care of him.

Ladies,

I taught philosophy for 39 years.

And this is the first time
in my academic career

that i have ever had to remind a class

that the period ended 20 minutes ago.

No, no, no.
Don't apologize, please.

Perhaps this is precisely the reason
Socrates never wrote a book.

He believed philosophy was
an exchange of ideas--

just what you've been doing here today.

I think you've accomplished quite a bit.

Although we only skimmed over
Socrates, in your discussions--

whether you know it or not--

you touched upon Plato,

Aristotle, Locke, Spinoza,

Heraclitus, Bellarmine, and many others.

Now, before you go,

I want to say that I came here
today to teach you, and...

You have taught me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Gee, Pop, you are tremendous.
Honest.

The girls are crazy about you.

And don't worry about your books.

I'll be your librarian. And Dorothy
will help-- Hey, Dorothy! Wait for me.

Honest, we'll take good care of 'em.
Bye-bye.

Henry...

- Henry, it was wonderful.
- Congratulations, Henry.

- Bravo, bravo.
- Really wonderful.

First thing I've ever been
interested in philosophy.

- I think it's a wonderful idea.
- If you need a mathematician...

- for your program, I offer my services.
- Thank you.

- Me also.
- Bradshaw said that

starting next week, he was taking
over philosophy. Is this true?

Well, I spoke to him about it,
but I can't reach Thomas Aquinas today.

And until I do,

I--I don't think it would
be quite fair to him to, uh...

I'll handle this next week.

- Did you enjoy it, Henry?
- Yes, very much.

But I must admit, this is the first time
I've ever lectured on Socrates

standing behind the eightball.

Probably won't understand it,
but I'll try.

Dorothy Parks,

Treatises on the philosophy of Lucretius--

- Not Louis Cretius.
- But you just said Lou--

"Lucretius," I said.

It's not 2 names, "Lou Cretius."
It's one name, "Lucretius."

Who is J. R. Robinson?

Well, he's, uh,

- he's a philosopher. - He plays first base
for the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Ha ha ha.

? With vassals and serfs at my side,

and of all who assembled
within those walls,

that I was the hope and the pride,

I had riches too great to count,

could boast of a high
ancestral name... ?

Hello, Nicky.

There's a good boy.
You been a good boy, eh?

That's a good boy. Yeah.
I got something for you, my boy.

What about that, eh?

Ha ha ha. What...

Well, what have you been doing today?

Peggy! Peggy!

Peggy! Peggy!

Are you all right?

Peggy! Peggy!

- Pop!
- Peggy!

Oh. Peggy, are you--

- Are you all right?
- Pop, what's wrong? Are you sick?

No. No, but I...

Oh, I--I heard a baby,

and I--I thought maybe that you--

Oh, Pop.
Well, I'm not due for 2 months yet.

I know. I know.

I...

but I've heard stories about
women who--who...

- Well, whose baby is it?
- Ruth's.

She went to the library
to get that new book

you were telling us about,
and she left Michael with me.

Oh. Well, if you do it again,
please let me know first

or put a sign on the front
door or something.

Why, you scared me half to death.

Oh, I'm sorry, Pop.
I didn't realize I meant so much to you.

Well, you do.

So does your baby.

I'm glad. Because,

Well, last night,
Jason and I decided something.

If it's a boy, we're gonna call him
Henry Barnes Taylor.

And if it's a girl,
she's going to be Henrietta.

- I'll try to live up to it.
- We only hope he does.

I've got work to do.

Peggy, I...

My pension isn't much, but...

I want you to know...

there's always a few dollars if--

Well, you know Jason.
He wouldn't take a nickel.

And as a matter of fact,
neither would I.

Thanks, Pop,
but we've got to go it alone.

But Jason tends to the furnace, and
you do my laundry and cooking and--and--

No soap, Pop.

Well, I'll see you at dinner.

You are resorting to sentimental
cloud of philosophical.

I doubt if I'll need very many, Philip,
but just in case I do, I'll have them.

Come in.

I'd like to borrow your
thesaurus for--

What are you doing?

Huh? Oh, well, as you know, Peggy's friends
are having a shower for her tomorrow.

I want to give her something.

Oh. Well, that's nice.

She'll certainly appreciate it.

What is it?

It's a tyny tot tub.

It says any child can put it
together in a jiffy.

Well, he can't put it together
in a library. I'll tell you that.

- Any directions come with it?
- Oh, sure. Sure.

This shouldn't be too difficult.

Maybe you can find out
where this thing goes.

It's called "RB1."

"RB1".

Well, let's see.

Here it is.

- Right bottom 1.
- Yeah.

"Now that you have crosspieces
A and B bolted together"--

- Yes...
- "making sure that...

the bolt heads are on the outside"--

"place crosspieces A and B
in an upright position"--

No, no, no.
Now, just stop right there.

I want to show you something.

Now, here...

There's crosspiece "A."
Hmm?

Here's crosspiece "B."
See?

Now, I place them
in an upright position. Huh?

Now I reach for "RB1."

That's what always happens to "A" and "B."

- Have you tried putting them flat
on the floor? - Yes.

But you try it.

"RB1".

- Mm-hmm. I tried that.
- Yeah. "RB1".

Well, this should be "RB2."

- Yeah.
- In there.

Now...

Now we need the top sections.

- Where are those screws for?
- That's outside somewhere.

It says so--outside.

- "On outside."
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

"RB1" at the top...
Now...top on that side.

- Now, can you hold that?
- Yup.

Now...

top on other side--
outside.

- Yeah. Good.
- Now. See?

Now we take...

This would be the left side.

Oh, that's right.
That's right.

Look at that.

They didn't make it tight enough...

"B1".

Oh, hello, Nicky.

- Get these things a little tight--
- Yeah...

- You hold that-- - Yeah. I've got this
one. - Well, that's outside...

Yeah. Good.

- Now that one--
- I think we got "RB1" and--

Wait.
Let's start over.

All right.
Now, "RB1".

I guess we'll hold it as we--
as we go, we hold it. - Yeah.

- Well, that's the outside--
- Yes, that's the outside.

- Short one?
- Yes.

This piece is a little loose.

They don't make 'em too...

Well, that's all right.
That's all right.

- Dropped--
- I'm sorry.

It...bottom.

- All right. In.
- Yeah.

- That's better.
- Check.

No, that's what was
wrong before...

Stick.

Why doesn't it stick?

Now...

- we'll cross-section this.
- Yeah.

- Can you hold that?
- Now this end.

- That there.
- Yeah.

Almost done.

Good. Good--

- I think you got the bolts in wrong.
- No. Just straighten that out. That's all.

Something's wrong.

Nope.

It's not quite correct.

Not quite correct, no.
Nearly, but not quite correct.

What do you think, Nicky? Huh?

So, you see?

Tsk, tsk. Perhaps we better send for that
child after all to do it in a jiffy, eh?

- Well, here's the tub.
- Tub?

- Oh. Yes.
- And a couple of other things down here.

- Mm-hmm. Can you make it?
- Yeah.

- Where does that go?
- I don't know.

Oh, it must be for the mother-- you know,
around the waist, safety pin--oil, powder.

Of course.

What's that?

Must have sent it by mistake.

Now, let's see.
Plato weighs about 5 pounds.

Schopenhauer a pound and a half.

Aristotle, about...yes.
That's about right.

Easy.

Oh, got to make sure.

Well, that does it.

- I want to thank you, Jason.
- Oh, forget it.

I think I'll go down
and get a glass of milk.

Oh, and I'll take these.

Oh, say, professor, I came down
to borrow a thesaurus. May i?

Oh, certainly.
I was using one this afternoon--here.

Here it is.

Yeah. Thank you.

How's the work coming, Jason?

All right.

All except chemistry.

I seem to be Collins' whipping boy.

No matter what I do,
he's still not satisfied.

Well, maybe he expects more from you
than he does from the others.

No, it's--

It's just that
he's got no use for G.I.s.

I don't expect any favors,

but I wish he'd try to understand that after kicking around the South Pacific and--

Have you ever thought about
getting her a blanket?

Jason?

Jason!

Don't clomp across the room.
Take it easy.

I'll be as quiet as a bird dog.

Oh, it's no use. It's too late.
Why didn't you get here sooner?

Well, you told me to take it easy.
I was sneaking up on him.

It's probably gas, anyway.

It was not. Gas goes...

and your son goes...

I think you're imagining the whole thing.

I am not.
This afternoon, he game me an awful kick.

So will his father, if you don't get
to sleep. Now, come on. It's late.

Uh-uh-uh. I'll get your pill.

Ohh. I got to get up, anyway.

Where are your folic acid pills?

Oh, I ran out yesterday. But don't worry.
I'm not anemic. It's just a silly--

Why didn't you get some more?

Why?

Oh, you sound like Pop.
"Why, why, why?"

I want to know. Why?

- Mmm, I forgot. You see, when I--
- How much do they cost?

- Well, $5. But you see--
- You didn't have the money, did you?

Oh, don't worry. Your allotment check will
be here in the morning, and then...

Jason!

- It's no good, Peggy. It won't work.
- What won't? What are you talking about?

It's time for me to stop this nonsense
and take that job.

But you've got a job--
an important job.

- You're gonna be a teacher.
- Yeah, and how am I doing it?

By making you live in a place like this
when guys on relief do better.

But we didn't expect the government
to support us completely.

- It's only supposed to--
- I'm not blaming anyone but myself.

Oh, but you shouldn't, darling.

- Oh, you're just tired.
- Yes, yes, I'm tired--

Tired of feeling guilty.

Tired of watching you make
a dollar do the work of 10.

Oh, the pills aren't that important.

Why, women have had babies
for thousands of years without them--

Oh, I know that.
It's not just the pills.

Last month, we had to wait for my check...

before we could get your teeth fixed,

and the month before that,
we had to leave your shoes

at the shoemaker's for a week because
we didn't have the money to pay for them.

We need clothes, and we can't afford it--

I haven't complained, have I?

No, you haven't.

That's why I feel like such a heel.

You're wonderful, darling, and
you deserve a lot better than this.

And I want to give you everything that--

But I've got everything--
everything I want.

Why, I'd rather be where I am
at this moment than any other place.

- And I'd rather have what I have.
- But try to see it from my standpoint.

It's tough enough getting along with
just the two of us. But when there are 3,

why...it just won't work.

When we came back to school last september,

I wanted to talk
things over with you, but...

you were so happy about
everything that I just--

You don't want the baby?
Is that it?

Oh, I didn't say that.

You didn't have to.

Oh, Peggy, darling, please.
I didn't mean it that way.

Honest to God, I didn't.

Now, don't worry about it.
I'll go through all this--

Hey, not that ribbon.
I want to save that.

- Cookie?
- No, thanks.

Made quite a nice haul, didn't you, eh?

Oh, Pop, this blanket's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.

- Oh, I just love it.
- Well, it's not the present I intended.

I ran into some difficulty on it.

I stayed up almost all night.
I still couldn't finish it.

Now, don't get frightened, Pop, but I think
you better call Jason and the doctor.

- Why? What--
- Please, Pop.

I figured it out from every angle, professor, and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to quit school.

- My wife's pregnant, and we're living
in an attic-- - Does she mind?

No, sir.

You mean, you're just quitting?

I don't think that's quite fair, sir.

I told you I'd try and
get you that teaching job.

- It wouldn't pay enough.
- Wouldn't pay enough. Hmm.

Maybe just as well you do quit. Feeling that way, you wouldn't make a very good teacher.

Professor, is there a
Jason Taylor in this class?

- I'm Taylor.
- They want you right away at the hospital.

Peggy's all right.

The baby's dead.

Doctor...would you sign this, please?

- Professor...
- Yes?

Why?

I tell you, I'm perfectly all right,
but the doctor won't listen to me.

He just smiles and pokes around to see
if I'm done or something.

But the afternoon nurse--that's the worst.

"It's time for our pill.
Have we had our lunch yet?

Shall we brush our teeth now?"

They're my teeth. But the way she talks,
you think half of them belong to her.

I'm telling you, Pop, if you had her around, you'd be up to the new testament in no time.

- How's Nicodemus?
- Fine.

But tell me. Who's supposed to cheer up who
around here, eh? Ho ho.

You're amazing, Peggy.

Zeno and the rest of the stoics
would be mighty proud of you.

Oh, I'm not the courageous little woman
you think I am. I tried that the first day.

It didn't work. I was so brave
and cheerful. It was disgusting.

I locked everything up inside of me like
a safety deposit box, and oh, I felt awful.

Then Dr. Conway, as he was talking to me, gave me a pinch--a hard one. It made me cry--

It made me cry--bawled for 2 hours, almost floated out of here. But I felt good afterwards.

I can think and talk about it now
without getting all woochie inside.

Well, bad...

because there's something
I've been wanting to say to you, Peggy.

Shoot, Pop. I might get a little moist around the eyelashes, but that's good for me.

Well, I don't know if it will
be of any consolation or not,

but I want you to know that although
you've lost a child, a life wasn't lost.

It was merely exchanged.

That day we met in the park and...

we talked about Mr. Hypothetical
wanting to commit suicide?

Well, I want you to know that...

I was Mr. Hypothetical.

Oh, Pop.

I feel like one of those
twice-born people Henry James wrote about.

Through you and the other girls,
I've learned that

despite all of my fancy degrees,

I was never an educator--

- only an instructor.
- Now, wait a minute--

No, no, no. The same as the half dollar,
I held the book too closely.

An educator isn't one who gives
examinations and lectures but...

someone who lights up dark places.

and that can happen anywhere,
never too soon or too late.

My hopes are your hopes now, Peggy.

And with you and Jason to help me,

maybe Henry Barnes can be everything
you wanted Henry Barnes Taylor to be.

Here I go again.

Now I've got a little surprise for you.
I'm going to move into the library,

and you and Jason can have my room.
I think we can fix it up so that you'll--

Jason's leaving tonight, Pop.
He's going to Chicago to take that job.

- Oh, no.
- We talked it over this morning.

He still feels it's all his fault.
Is that it?

I tried to explain.
Even the doctor told him--

Oh, that's not it.

He's just using the attic
and the baby as an excuse.

He's running away from himself, Pop.

Ohh. I don't know. Maybe he'll be
back in a few weeks. I hope so.

I-I'll join him there. He--
he's going to look for a place.

Well, after all, he has a right to live
his life the way he thinks is best.

So, he may be right.
I don't know.

That's the one.

I'm sorry. I'll have to ask you to leave.
We've got to take our bath now.

Do you think we can both
get into that basin?

Well, bye, dear.

- Bye-bye, Pop.
- See you tomorrow.

- Give Nicodemus a hug for me.
- I will.

- Good-bye.
- Thanks.

- But I--
- Oh, just half a cup, then.

But I have a class 9:00.

It's all ready.
It won't take a minute.

- The mailman come?
- Not yet.

- How is she?
- Physically, she's fine

- She's worried about Jason. Doesn't
say much-- - What's he doing in Chicago?

Selling used cars,
working for a fellow named Carson.

The whole trouble, I think, is because
she had her heart set on jason becoming a--

Oh, we played until 9:30.

Rather unsatisfactory.

- We miss our viola player very much.
- Well, I'm sorry, Philip, but I haven't had time.

I'm trying to finish my book.

I've been trying to get him to go out more,
but he just--

Mailman.

Oh, I hope it's good news.

I hope so, too.

Thank you.

You know,
I had always thought of Jason and Peggy...

and the rest of these young couples here...

as being sort of Adam and Eve
starting all over again and,

maybe this time,
doing a little better. Right?

I suppose one thinks of
every new generation that way.

The trouble is,
the apple's always there to tempt.

And it seems the more
so-called progress we make,

the more apple seeds we sow.

And they become shining, tempting apples.

Pop! It's wonderful!

Look, a $50 money order!

And he's found a cute new apartment,

and his job gives him a lot of spare time,
so he can take some courses at Chicago.

Of course,
it'll take a little longer that way,

But do you know that 32% of all G.I.s--

I-I'm such a rotten liar.

Not one word about his coming back.

I wouldn't mind, if he were only doing what
he really wants to. But I know he's not.

Oh, well, I guess you can't expect
miracles in a couple of weeks, can you?

It'll all work out somehow.
More coffee, doctor?

I guess it's time for me to
pinch you again, Peggy.

No, leave her alone.

Tell Peggy I'll be back this afternoon.

Well, you've certainly come to
the right place, old-timer.

Let me show you a '49
that came in this morning.

You won't believe it.
But all Carson's asking for that--

I'm looking for Mr. Jason Taylor.

Well, now, I think he's busy for the moment. But I'll be glad to take care of you.

This car belonged to a lady...

who had to leave for China
the day the car was delivered.

- So, you see, it's only been
driven about-- - Where is Mr. Taylor?

- Over there by that green convertible.
- Thank you.

Well, you've sure come to
the right place, fella.

Let me show you a '49
that came in this morning.

Well, good morning.
You certainly came to the right place.

- Let me show you a--
- Mr. Taylor.

Hello, Jason.

Hello, professzor.

- How's Peggy?
- She's worried.

- Why haven't you sent for her?
- Oh, I will eventually, professor.

It's just that right now, I...

Every time i think about her,
I feel guilty, as if I--

Is that why you haven't even called her?

I keep seeing that attic and those stairs

she had to climb a dozen times a day,
and I...

Well, maybe if I'd been able to offer
her decent place to live in,

it wouldn't have happened.

But the doctor told you there could have been a hundred reasons, and there could have been none.

Now, be honest, Jason.

It's not the baby that
makes you feel this way.

You two had some wonderful ideas-- sound
ideas--on how to live and what to live for.

And they imposed a responsibility on you.

And now you've deserted
that responsibility.

Isn't that why you feel guilty?

Maybe I--I don't know. I--

Say, professor, that man over
there is a sales manager.

He's been riding me the last couple
of days. Make like you're gonna buy a car.

No, I'm afraid this is
too expensive for me.

Well, I've got a '42 on the back lot there.

Might be just perfect for you.

Well, let's look at it.

I had a talk with
the dean this morning, Jason.

He said if you came back now,
you could take make-up examinations.

And if you pass them, you'd not only be reinstated, but the instructorship would be a certainty.

Well, even if I wanted to, I doubt
whether I could pass that chemistry exam.

As for teaching,

I make more here in 2 months
than I would in a year.

Is that so important?

Yes. I think so.

Look, professor,

I got a line on an apartment--

has 4 rooms.
You can walk around in it.

It's got heat, sunlight, and a backyard.

It's a place where a fella can live
with his wife without feeling

that he's letting her down.

Now, is it so wrong to
want to feel that way?

No.

But I thought you once promised a
flock of sea gulls you were going to teach

and try to help make people
more understanding.

Sure.
Lots of others made promises, too.

When I got out of the service, there were millions of 'em. this time, it was gonna be different.

The parade went on for miles.

And suddenly, I look around,
and everybody's gone home.

Now, why should the finger point at me?
Why is it my responsibility?

Simply because you realize
that it is a responsibility.

Not enough people do.

But I think i've got a right to ask the
same question everybody else is asking--

What do i get out of it?

Well, if you're a teacher,

you'll be underpaid, taken advantage of,
and be at the mercy of trustees.

If you adhere to the educational
status quo, you'll be considered archaic.

And if you have any progressive ideas,
there's no telling what they'll call you.

You'll write a book or two,
which no one will read.

And just when you're beginning
to enjoy all this...

you'll be retired.

That's really something to look forward to.

But strangely enough,

if you don't outlive your usefulness,
you'll be happy.

You'll leave a few people here and
there through the years...

a little more enlightened
than when you met them.

You'll feel that
you've made a contribution.

That's all you'll get out of it.

That's not enough.

I find it singularly curious...

that if a doctor tells us that peanut
shells are good for us, we eat them.

If a chemist maintains that one gasoline
is better than another, we use it.

We're guided by experts on everything
from soap chips to foreign policy.

And yet on the most important
thing of all-- how to live--

We pay no attention.

Ever since man began to think,
great minds have been telling us...

that the pleasure of living is in helping,

that happiness comes from a simple, useful,

constructive life.

But yet, we call this kind of advice
infantile, impractical,

and hopelessly idealistic.

- Oh, Taylor?
- Don't you see, Jason...

Carson just came in.

As soon as you're finished,
he wants to see you.

I'll be right there.
I'm finished.

- Good-bye, professor.
- Good-bye, Jason.

And then in remembered
your mentioning the University of Chicago.

So, I suggested it to Jason.

He thought it was a wonderful idea.

- So, we went over to the university--
- You're not a very good liar yourself, Pop.

But...

Don't worry, Pop.
It isn't as though I hadn't expected it.

I wrote to my sister.
I-I'm gonna go stay with her for a while.

Oh, no, Peggy. You can't do that.
This is your home now as well as mine.

You must stay.

Sorry, Pop.

There are just too many
memories around here.

Gee, the way I feel,
I get on your nerves something fierce.

Nope. I better git
and git quick or I'll go batty.

I'm practically all packed.
I just have to go up and change.

I thought I'd catch that 7:00 train.

Very well, dear.

If you think that's best.

Pop, don't you see that...

Come in. Come in.

Jason!

- I'm so glad to see you.
- How are you, sir?

Professor Barnes told me the dean said
I might take some make-up exams.

Of course. Of course.

You came back with Henry?

No, he doesn't know i'm here.
Neither does Peggy.

I'd rather he didn't, sir.

I don't know whether I can pass the exams.

And well, if I do,
I'd like to tell her myself.

And if I don't, I'd rather not
raise her hopes too much.

You're right. You're right.

I hope you pass the examinations.

All the time you were gone,
we had no viola player.

We need a viola player.

Come along with me.
I'll call the other professors,

and we will arrange
for all the examinations.

You--you are looking very well, Jason.

Oh, forgive me for speaking
and distracting you.

Now you will have to figure
that last part all over again.

Right.

Right!
You receive 82%. I have it all figured.

Well, let me see.
I think that gives you 79.

But you better check it.
I may be wrong.

I never was very good at adding.

I'll take your word for it, professor.

Good. Good.

Now the chemistry examination.

That's the one that really worries me.

You dropped something, Taylor.

There's a new setup over here.
Let's try this one.

You were in the navy, weren't you, Taylor?

Yes, sir.

What kind of duty?

I was on the Vincennes till
she went down, and then later, I--

Heard that was a little tough.

I was on the Wasp.

I heard that wasn't
exactly a picnic, either.

Nothing worthwhile ever is, Taylor.

I'm just beginning to find that out.

Well, the least you can do is try again.

But Collins said he would phone the
moment the examination was over.

But maybe he's forgotten.

He's not as interested in music as we are.

Hello?

Hello?

What?!

He--he took them all.
I don't know how many there were.

Walk him around.

Give him coffee--plenty of it.

- Henry took sleeping pills!
- Sleeping pills?

- Well, how many--
- Call an ambulance.

- How many did he take?
- I don't know.

16.

16?

How do you know?

- Why, I gave them to him.
- Why? why?

If I hadn't, he would have gotten
them someplace else.

But why so many?
That's enough to kill him.

I gave them to him 2 at a time.

Didn't it occur to you that
he might save them up?

Yes. After he told me
the first 2 had helped,

I was positive he was doing just that.

And you kept right on doing it.
Oh, you fool. You blithering--

Sure, I kept on, because...

- they weren't sleeping pills.
- What?

- What kind of pills were they?
- Harmless.

Annoying, maybe,

but harmless.

Come on. Lift up your legs.
Be more active, pop.

All right.
Now, come on. 1, 2.

- No, no, you've got to keep walking.
- But I just want to--

No, sir. I had enough trouble getting
you down here. Now, drink that coffee.

Oh, but I've had 12 cups already.
I'm not sleepy. Please let me go up--

Drink it.

Good. Now another cup.

- That's all there is.
- Well, make some more!

No, no, no. Not her coffee.
I'd rather die. Really, I would.

- Come on, Pop. We're going to walk.
- Yeah, but I--

Jason!

Hello, Peggy.

Oh, Jason, I love you, but we haven't
got time for that sort of thing now.

Pop's taken a
whole bottle of sleeping pills.

- What? What'd you do that for?
- Because...

you two left me.
That's why.

Well, how do you like that?

So, you're gonna pick up
your toys and go home, huh?

Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

This morning, you told me about
my responsibilities. What about yours?

Why, if anything is gonna be accomplished, it's gonna take you and me and everybody else.

You've got what millions of
people are begging for--

Education, knowledge.

And you're trying to destroy it all
with a few lousy pills.

You're no better than a book burner!

Jason, stop talking and make him walk.
If he doesn't keep walking, he'll die!

Yeah, but he's gotta want
to keep walking...

whether he's alone or not.

I can think of an awful lot of fellas...

that would have liked to
have had the choice that you have now.

Maybe your son was one of them.

Well, what are you gonna do?
Walk or sleep?!

Run! Lift those legs up!

Yes, sir.

You know what?
I'm gonna have a baby!

I--I mean, we just decided to have one.

And then 8 more, god willing.

And you know something? 27% of all women--

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We know all about it.

Now fix me something to eat.
I'm hungry.

Let's play it again from the beginning.