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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's going to stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, no, no problemo.
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CLIVE: It's alright.
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I love him!
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Ah.
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You don't know Lionel, do you?
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Know him? I made him a star.
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I'm Clive Enright,
his manager and producer.
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You, uh, are you a fan?
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Am I a fan?
Hmm?
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Am I a fan?
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I love him!
I got all his records.
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My favorite
is Emotion Potion.
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I'm drowning in an ocean
of your emotion potion
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I'm kickin' my feet
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And stompin' like a motion
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And with lips so fine
and your face so sweet
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Okay. Okay, alright...
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It moves me it touches me
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It knocks me off my feet...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Don't stop him! He is good.
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(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
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He is?
Yeah!
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He's got
a very unique kind of appeal.
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He does?
Absolutely!
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Oh, ho, ho,
Balki... Yo, yo, Balki.
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Can't stop now, babe!
Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa!
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Listen, listen, I have been
in the music business
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for 15 years and you have got
star written all over you.
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No, no, no, no, Balki, Balki.
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That's, that's
not what he meant.
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I should tell you that, uh,
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Balki takes everything
very literally.
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And who are you?
I'm Balki's cousin.
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I've been dealing
with this for years.
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You have to be very careful
what you say to him.
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If you tell him
he can be a star
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he'll think he can be a star.
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He can. Look at him.
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He has warmth,
he has innocence.
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People eat that garbage up.
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Combined with the right music
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this guy could make a fortune.
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No, look,
I'm prepared right now
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to offer you
a recording contract.
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And I want you to star
in your own music video.
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Oh, Mr. Enright, I, I...
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That's very nice of you,
but I don't think
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I ever could be a star
like Lionel DeVinyl.
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(CHUCKLING)
That's what Lionel said
when I discovered him
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working in
the auto parts store.
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in two weeks.
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Listen, call me
if you reconsider.
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He's reconsidered.
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I'm not only Balki's cousin,
I'm also Balki's agent.
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Is tomorrow too soon
to ink a deal?
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My office, 3:00.
I'll supply the ink.
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Cousin, just a,
just a moment of your time.
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I have a few questions.
When did I reconsider?
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What is an agent?
And when did you become one?
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An agent is, uh,
someone like myself
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who negotiates big money deals
for a performer, like yourself
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in exchange
for a nominal percentage
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of the aforementioned
big money.
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Uh, I think
the standard rate
is 50%?
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That's not enough.
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But I'm not a performer,
I'm just Balki.
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I'm just your average
Joe Blowniki on the street.
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I sing for friends,
for, for, for family
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for the occasional sheep.
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Although once, I...
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I did sell out a meadow.
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Well, of course you sold out
the meadow. You have talent.
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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.
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(LAUGHING)
No, I don't.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do!
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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do!
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Listen, Balki!
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There'd be no
Red Roses for a Blue Lady.
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There'd be no
Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast.
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There'd be no Danke Schoen.
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Wait a minute, cousin.
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I know you
like the back of my head.
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You're going
to try to trick Balki
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by using Wayne's name in vain.
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Alright, okay, alright,
alright, Balki.
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You are much too smart for that.
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Well, I should say so. Ha!
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LARRY: Yeah.
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I was just thinking how proud
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And how proud your mama
would be of you if you...
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Well, never mind.
Cousin, what?
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What, cousin?
No, no, no.
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What were you going to say?
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What? You were right in,
right in the middle of a...
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You can't just throw out
a mama reference
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and just let it die!
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I was just thinking how proud
your mama would be of you
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if you came back to Mypos
a big, big star!
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You performing
for all of Mypos.
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And mama, there
in the front row. Look. Look.
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There she is. There she is.
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Oh, mama.
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You introduce her
from the stage.
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(WHISPERING)
Stand up. Stand up.
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And then, she comes up
for the last act
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and, and performs.
She plays the tambourine!
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Oh! But she doesn't need
that kind of joy in her life.
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Cousin, I want to do it.
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Are you sure?
Yeah.
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I want to do it for mama.
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I want her to bang
her tambourine
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and kick up her clogs.
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Oh, cousin, she'll be so proud.
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Alright, you've worn me down.
Oh, thank you, cousin.
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I know the perfect opening act.
"New Kids in the Flock."
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: Bring that
light over here.
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Cousin, I am s...
I am so nervous.
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I, I have only had
one week to rehearse.
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What, what if I forget my song?
What if I lose my voice?
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What if I get
a hog in my throat?
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You won't get a hog
in your throat.
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You won't get any farm animal
in your throat.
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You are going to be great.
Now, just relax.
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You have talent.
No, I don't.
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Oh, yes, you do.
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That is why you are getting
big bucks to do this video.
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Oh, cousin, imagine.
Getting paid to sing.
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I love to sing.
I would sing for nothing.
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Don't you ever, ever say that!
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Fresh Young Balki B.
Are you ready to cook?
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Well, not really,
my crock-pot's at home
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in the kitchen.
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Could I speak to you
for just a moment?
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Is there a problem
with the contract?
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Yes, there is a problem. Uh...
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Clauses B, H, and K
are totally unacceptable.
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Uh, in addition, I would like
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private limousine service for
Fresh Young Balki B and myself.
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And there is to be
an ample supply of M&Ms
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in the dressing room
at all times.
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Remove all the green ones.
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No M&Ms. No limo.
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Clauses 'B,' 'H' and 'K'
stay as is or he's out.
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Deal! Love it. Ciao.
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Hmm.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Don't hate me
because I'm beautiful.
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Just sign it.
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Yo, Fresh.
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Now, we happen in five
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and wait 'til I toss you a cue.
Capisce?
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Yes, sir.
Uh, I mean, yo, sir.
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There you go.
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What did he just say?
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MAN:
Fresh Young Balki B video.
Take two.
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh ooh ooh Balki B
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh ooh ooh
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Balki B
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I was tendin'
to my flock of sheep
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My mind was bendin'
couldn't get no sleep
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I was dreamin'
of a world I knew
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If I could get to
would make my dreams come true
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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So I packed up and I said
goodbye to my mama
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And I crossed the sky
to a new land
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Where I work and play
with Cousin Larry
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Each and every day
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Now I'm thrillin'
'cause my dreams are fulfillin'
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And I'm tillin' new ground
inside me
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And I'm willin'
And I'm willing
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And that's why
I'm tellin' y'all not to stop
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Ooh ooh ooh Balki B
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'Cause if you're lookin'
to do the same
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Don't go cookin' up
no brand-new game
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Just reach for what
you've got inside
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'Cause you're
your own ticket to ride
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Fresh
Fresh
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Balki B ooh ooh ooh ooh
Balki B
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Rappin' his way
Rappin' his way
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Across the sea
Across the sea
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I said fresh
Fresh
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Young
Young
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Come on Fly Girls get busy
Rappin' his way
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Rappin' his way
across the sea
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BALKI: Let's watch the video.
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I hope you like my singing.
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Maybe someday,
I'll win a grandma.
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A Grammy. Win a Grammy.
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That's what I said.
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Although winning one
could never replace
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the sweet little old lady
I left on Mypos.
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We are going to make a fortune.
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Okay.
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Past the teeth
and over the gums
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look out, eyes, here it comes!
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(J.J. JAY SINGING
FRESH YOUNG BALKI B)
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...
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Balki, I don't think
I like this.
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Strange women
are singing your name.
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Oh, don't worry, Mary Anne.
I didn't sing back.
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Oh, look, look, look, look!
This, this, this is, is my part!
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This is where
I sing by myself.
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(WITH OTHER VOICE)
I was tendin'
to my flock of sheep
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My mind was bendin'
couldn't get no sleep
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I was dreamin'
of a world I knew
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If I could get to would make
my dreams come true
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Gee.
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Balki, it's amazing how
different your singing voice is.
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It's not his voice, Mary Anne.
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Oh, my Lord! You're right.
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They, they dubbed
in a different voice.
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I worked so hard
and they threw my voice away.
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How could this happen?
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Well, I don't know, but if you
gotta have a different voice
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that's a good one to have.
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But you look fabulous.
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My mama's going to be proud?
Of what?
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Of me pretending to be
somebody else?
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I don't want to do this!
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LARRY:
Balki, be reasonable.
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If you're not gonna be
Fresh Young Balki B
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Your fingers!
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Balki, you cannot throw away
the opportunity of a lifetime!
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Cousin, you are wasting
your breath mints.
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I am not going to be
moving my lips
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for somebody else's voice.
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That is dishonest.
255
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,252
Did, did you know
that Natalie Wood didn't do
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00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,454
her own singing
in West Side Story?
257
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,123
Or that Audrey Hepburn
lip-synched her songs
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00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,460
in My Fair Lady?
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00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,529
is that someone else sang
for The Little Mermaid?
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Yes! And don't even ask
about Mr. Ed!
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Not Mr. Ed!
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00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:10,910
Alright, Balki, Balki, think
of this as, as a group effort.
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It's, it's like building a car.
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Another person
puts in the seats.
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But someone else's voice
is coming out of the radio!
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Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Forget cars. Forget cars!
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Uh, think of it as,
as making a cake!
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Cousin...
One person puts in the flour.
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Cousin.
Another breaks the eggs.
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Cousin, cousin, you're getting
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00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,541
Now, let me ask you this.
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How many times
have Marshall and Walpole
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taken credit for an article
you've written?
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Oh. Oh.
How many times? How many?
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How many times have
Marshall and Walpole
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00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,519
taken credit for an article
you've written?
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How many?
Twenty one.
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Twenty one?
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Twenty one times.
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Now, how does
that make you feel?
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00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,263
Hey, I'm okay with it!
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00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,236
Alright, it bothers me a little.
283
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,542
I hate it.
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Well, of course you do.
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00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,351
You're right.
Thank you, cousin.
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Cousin, would you just--
Okay. Alright. Alright.
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00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,724
Alright. I see your point.
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00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,328
I'll just call Enright
and insist
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that you do your own singing.
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00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:44,204
Thank you, cousin.
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You're both about
to become millionaires!
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Okay, listen, Balki,
I've got a schedule here
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of your
promotional appearances.
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00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,748
Mr. Enright, this is, uh, very,
very difficult for me to say
295
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,886
but Balki won't be making
any promotional appearances
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unless he does his own singing.
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00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,758
(CHUCKLING)
What is he saying?
298
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,461
I saw the video,
and I don't like it.
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00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,163
I don't like
that someone else's voice
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00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,698
is coming out of my mouth.
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00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,133
Balkster, come on.
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00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,967
When I said I was gonna
make you a star
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00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,204
it wasn't for your singing.
304
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,607
It's your unique look
that I wanna sell.
305
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:25,112
See, I always planned to match
your look with J.J. Jay's voice.
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00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,714
None of my clients
use their own voices.
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00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,317
This won't affect
profit participation, will it?
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00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,285
Cousin, cousin, please.
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00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,887
Are you telling me
that Lionel DeVinyl
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00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,257
is just a pair of moving lips?
311
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,893
That's what I'm sayin'.
312
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,130
What about Neon Leon?
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00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,301
Jazzy Jake?
None of them sing a note.
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00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,771
Well, paint me green
and call me Gumby.
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00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,977
Mr. Enright,
you are a dishonest person
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00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,812
and I wash my face of you.
317
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,016
Not so fast there, Fresh!
318
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,186
I've got a contract here
with your signature on it.
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00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,223
And according to Paragraph Z,
line four, your lips are mine.
320
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,692
You move them when
and where I tell you.
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00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,328
Wait a minute... Paragraph Z?
Let me see that.
322
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:22,034
If you don't live up
to your end of this deal
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00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,437
Cousin, is this true?
324
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,107
I'm afraid it is.
325
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,310
Balkman,
got your press conference
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00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,913
scheduled for tomorrow.
327
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,816
All the major music publications
are gonna be there, babe.
328
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,221
So, see you there.
Or I'll see you in court.
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00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,291
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,595
Rappin' his way
rappin' his way
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00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,363
Across the sea
Across the sea
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00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,265
I said Fresh
Fresh
333
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,766
Young
Young
334
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,505
Balki B
335
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,809
Rappin' his way
across the sea
336
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,278
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
337
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,615
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you have it!
338
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,018
Fresh Young Balki B's
first music video.
339
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,553
What can I say, huh?
340
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,489
You are witnessing today
the birth
341
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,958
of a major new rock
phenomenon, okay?
342
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:23,095
This guy is hot,
he is happening,
and he is here!
343
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,632
That's right, you heard me.
344
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,300
put those hands together
and give it up
345
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,269
for Fresh Young Balki B.
346
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,271
(APPLAUDING)
347
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,312
Hello, my name is...
348
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,349
Fresh Young Balki B.
349
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:46,586
And I would like you
to meet my DJ, MC Cousin.
350
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,362
Yo.
351
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,498
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
352
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,400
You're here to answer
their questions
353
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,035
and here are your answers.
354
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,539
He's gonna sing live. Yo.
355
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,575
You can't do that.
Well, let's ask the press.
356
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,677
You wanna hear
Fresh Young Balki B sing?
357
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,245
No, no...
358
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,581
Yo, it's Balki time.
359
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,817
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
360
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,073
I was singing on the job
you see
361
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,576
The man said he'd make
a star out of me
362
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,645
He cut a record
shot a video too
363
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,580
But when we saw it
something didn't
364
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,482
Ring true
Was set to groovin'
365
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,486
Had my friends around
366
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,822
What we heard
wasn't our choice
367
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,758
Clive Enright
dubbed in a new voice
368
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,693
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
369
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,995
None of his acts
sing their own songs
370
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,465
What went down we think
was terribly wrong
371
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,834
Neon Leon Jazzy Jake
and the Jukes
372
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,337
Have no talent they're just
lip-synching flukes
373
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,306
Lionel DeVinyl
and Untame Jane
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00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,375
Their story
is sadly the same
375
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,410
Even Jump Back Jimmy Mack
376
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,879
Couldn't carry a tune
in a paper sack
377
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,582
Take it from
Fresh Young Balki B
378
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,884
And his Cousin MC
379
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,886
What you're hearin'
ain't what you see
380
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,356
And singin' a lie
just ain't for me
381
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,991
'Cause the songs
movin' up his hit parade
382
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,527
Are all a part
of Enright's charade
383
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,663
But you've got the power
to end his game
384
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,298
So tell the world
Clive Enright's to blame
385
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,068
Enright's to blame
Enright's to blame
386
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,137
Enright's to blame
387
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,407
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
388
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,912
BALKI: Cousin, look at this.
389
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,617
Mr. Enright is being sued
390
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,719
which is expected
to go plutonium.
391
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,522
Not plutonium, platinum.
392
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,291
And now, he is going to be
very, very rich.
393
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,927
And we are not.
394
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,862
But, Larry, you got the byline
on the expose
395
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,632
about Enright
and his phony singers.
396
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,468
I did scoop Rolling Stone,
Musicians Weekly,
397
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,003
and Rap and Roll.
398
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,172
I guess, uh, Fresh Young
Balki B and MC Cousin
399
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,209
did earn me something.
400
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,977
Oh. Well, there's,
there's still time.
401
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:29,416
Stay right where you are!
No. No. No, no.
402
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,652
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