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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds are
this time
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Nothings gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
on the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
Ooh oh ooh
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothings gonna
stop me now
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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Cousin, uh-uh-uh,
they're gaining on us.
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You better step in it.
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Look at the road,
watch the road.
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Woah! Woah!
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(GROANING)
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Cousin, are you aware
you just ran a stop sign?
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Yes, I'm aware of that.
Well...
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I'm also aware there are
people trying to kill us.
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But I happen to prefer
traffic school to death.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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This is the worst day
of my life.
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Oh, cousin, come on.
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Oh, you're right.
They've stopped shooting at us.
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Maybe they're
out of bullets.
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(GUNSHOT)
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Ah.
And maybe not.
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How did we ever get
into this mess?
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Well... Well, to make
a short story long
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it was a crisp day
in the windy city
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and Balki had
a new toy and...
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Balki, I have great news.
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Oh, cousin, so do I.
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I got a new video camera
and I can videotape you
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telling me your great news
and we can relive it forever.
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Balki.
Cousin, this is
gonna be great.
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I read the manual
back to front.
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I set the aperture at 1.3.
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And I set the white balance
at 42.8, and it's just--
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Balki, Balki, Balki...
I adjusted the, the thing...
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, that is much better.
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I have incredible news.
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I just got an out of town
assignment.
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Oh, cousin,
that's wonderful.
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All my hard work
is finally paying off.
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I'm getting a perk.
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I had to have it surgically
removed by the village barber.
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Mr. Wainwright is sending me
to Los Angeles to cover a story.
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Los Angeles? Oh, cousin,
what's the assignment?
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Political scandal? Oil spill?
No. No.
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Not Zsa Zsa again?
No, no, no.
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No, it's a wedding.
But not just any wedding.
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It's a big
Hollywood wedding.
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Ed Albrecht, the Chicago Civic
Affairs Commissioner
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is marrying the actress
who plays Darla Wayne
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on that TV soap opera,
El Segundo.
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Darla Wayne!
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I... I...
She's my favorite.
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I never miss that show.
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Oh, cousin, well, finally
she's marrying a decent man.
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Balki, Darla Wayne
is not real.
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Cousin, I know a lot of people
think Darla's a phony
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but deep down
she's a good girl.
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Darla Wayne is a character
on TV.
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She's played by an actress
named Marcy Eden.
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A new husband, a new,
a new job, a new name.
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What a year this is going
to be for Darla.
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Yes, yes, it is.
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Hi.
Well, hi.
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Are you guys ready
to go to lunch?
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The paper is sending me
to Los Angeles for the weekend
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in first class.
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But the best part
is cousin Larry
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is going to do a story
on Darla Wayne's wedding.
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Darla Wayne?
Yeah.
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I love Darla Wayne.
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Although she hasn't
quite been the same
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since that
quicksand incident.
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Mary Anne,
Darla Wayne is not real.
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Jennifer, Jennifer...
You see, she's played by--
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Unh.
Let it go.
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Well, Larry, if you're gonna be
in Los Angeles this weekend
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Mary Anne and I could switch
to the L.A. flight
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and meet you there.
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Well, that would
be terrific.
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After the wedding
we could get together
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and see the sights of L.A.
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We can, we can,
we can go to Disneyland.
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And then we can go watch
the sunset from the Sunset Strip
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and we can play polo
at the Polo Lounge
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and we can go bowling
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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I mean, I mean, all of you
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three could, could
do those things.
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I, of course
won't be there.
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You know, Larry,
you could always cash in
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your first class ticket
for two coach seats
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and then Balki could come.
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Balki, you wouldn't wanna go
to L.A., would you?
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I mean, it's hot, it's smoggy,
the traffic is horrible.
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Oh, no, no, cousin,
I, I, you're right.
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I, I wouldn't want to go to
Los Angeles, California, USA
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with my closest friends
on Earth
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or, or meet Darla Wayne
in person or...
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Have my picture
taken with Mickey and...
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Mm-mm-Min-Minnie.
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Okay, then it's just
the three of us.
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Larry.
You heard him.
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He doesn't wanna go.
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(SOBBING)
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Oh, cousin.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, cousin, this means
a lot to me because...
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I love L.A.
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From the South Bay
to the Valley
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From the West Side
to the East Side
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Everybody's very happy
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Cause the sun is shining
all the time
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Looks like another
perfect day
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I love L.A.
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We love it
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I love L.A.
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We love it
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I love L.A.
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What a lovely wedding.
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Doesn't Darla look beautiful?
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(CHATTER)
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Oh. Oh.
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You're that jealous
dress designer that
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that deliberately put Darla
in horizontal stripes.
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Shame on you, Ms. Longiene.
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Balki, stop it.
Stop taping.
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Stop shoving that thing
in people's faces.
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Cousin, I got to get close,
I can't see a thing.
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Well, here.
Use the zoom lens.
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Oh, cousin,
look at the time.
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We're supposed to meet
Jennifer and Mary Anne in
the lobby.
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Well, I can't leave,
I don't have a story yet.
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Champagne and sushi.
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Cousin, how you can say
you don't have a story?
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You interviewed Darla Wayne.
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Well, I'd hardly
call it an interview.
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We talked for ten minutes
about her new perfume
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Suddenly Darla.
I got nothin.
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Cousin, remember
what you told me?
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Small. I said there were no
small stories and I was wrong.
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This is a small story.
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Look.
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Over there is
Commissioner Albrechts
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secretary stuffing
hors doeuvres into her purse.
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And over there
is a guy who keeps
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trying to sell me
life insurance.
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Oh, my Lord.
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What is it, cousin?
That's Marco Madison.
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He's very big
in the underworld.
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Really?
Yes.
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Boxers or briefs?
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Not underwear, underworld.
He's big in the underworld.
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There he is.
Let's go.
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Right behind you, boss.
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Hey, pal.
Wanna have a little talk?
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Well, I--
Now.
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Balki, there may be
a story here yet.
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I don't understand.
Now you don't understand.
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MAN 1: I really don't know
what you're talking about?
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MARCO: I think you know
exactly what I'm talking about.
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You got it all wrong.
Get down, get down.
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MALE 1:
I wouldn't double-cross you.
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I, I thought
we were in this together.
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You know my people.
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MARCO:
Yeah, but I know
my people better.
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They seem to be arguing
about something.
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Balki, tape this for me.
No, no, cousin.
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No, you-you distinctly said,
"Balki, stop it."
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And then you took my...
You pulled it down... Ow.
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Tape it.
Okay.
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MARCO: You delivered the
stuff, and I want the money.
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And don't lie.
I'm not lying.
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What do you mean
you're not lying?
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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Oh, my Lord.
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I knew it.
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Every time Darla
gets married
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somebody gets killed.
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Boss, over there.
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MARCO: Let's get em.
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MALE 2: Boss,
he's got a camera.
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Uh, no, no.
Uh-uh, it's not this one.
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It's a blue Mercedes and
there's, uh, no one on
the hood.
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Uh, right away.
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I'll go with you.
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Get those guys.
Run, cousin, run.
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Get that camera.
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This way, Balki.
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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,322
Check the basket,
check the basket.
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MALE 2: They must be
here somewhere.
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
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00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,358
Maybe this isn't the best
of all possible hiding places.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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I just...
I just wanna tell everyone
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how very happy
I am to be here.
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Where are we?
I don't know.
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Congratulations, Darla.
Congratulations, Darla.
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, look, who's that?
What are they doing here?
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(GROANING)
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Rosebud.
Oh, he said something.
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What did he say?
I don't know.
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Call the police!
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Oh, he's dead.
That man is dead.
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Call the police.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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I hope we haven't missed them.
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00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,198
Oh, relax, Jennifer.
We're only a few minutes late.
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Well, we wouldn't have
been late at all
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He was a movie producer.
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He was driving
an ice cream truck.
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(GASPING)
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Oh, hi. Something came up.
Call you later.
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BALKI: You look lovely,
Mary Anne.
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Thank you, Balki.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(HONKING)
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What was that all about?
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Oh, my God.
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00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,149
Those lucky stiffs.
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00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,584
Larry and Balki got parts
in a movie.
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(GROANS)
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Oh, damn it, Sheila.
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Because we're on vacation.
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00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,631
And riding bicycles is
what people do in California.
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It's something
I want to do in California.
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(GASPING)
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00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,373
Look.
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What are you doing?
What're you doing there?
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Now don't do that.
What are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
I know what you must think.
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But you see, we were at
Darla Wayne's wedding
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and there was, there was
a murder, there was a murder.
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It was right after the ceremony
and before they cut the cake--
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Balki.
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00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,193
But I just
want to explain, cousin.
251
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,397
(SCREAMING)
252
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,071
They stole our bike.
253
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,107
Is that something else
people do in California?
254
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,175
MALE 3: Out of my way.
255
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,143
Rollin down
256
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,479
The Imperial Highway
257
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,582
With a big nasty
redhead at my side
258
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,685
Santa Ana winds blowing
hot from the north
259
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,487
And we was born to ride
260
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,726
Roll down the window
put down the top
261
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:30,563
Crank up the Beach Boys baby
don't let the music stop
262
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,334
We're gonna ride it till
we just can't ride it no more
263
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,674
From the South Bay
to the Valley
264
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,312
From the West Side
to the East Side
265
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,815
Everybody's very happy
266
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,484
Cause the sun
is shining all the time
267
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,686
Looks like another
perfect day
268
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,090
I love L.A.
269
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,294
We love it
270
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,006
Balki!
Look out.
271
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,374
Sorry.
Coming through.
272
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,143
Sorry.
273
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,112
(BOTH GRUNTING)
274
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,081
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
275
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,385
Oh.
Come, come on. Come on.
276
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,554
BALKI: But, but cousin, I got
I gotta get the camera.
277
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,163
Balki, we're trapped.
278
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,069
No, cousin, no, we're not.
279
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,271
Oh, oh, oh.
280
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,274
We're dead men.
Cousin, we, we can jump.
281
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,711
We're still dead men.
282
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,215
We, we have to jump.
283
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,417
No. No. No.
We have to jump.
284
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,752
Now, come on.
Whoa! Oh, no. No.
285
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,024
Cousin, on the count of three.
Okay, ready?
286
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,895
One... Two... Three.
287
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,098
(SCREAMS)
288
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,044
Sorry, cousin. It, uh,
it was a natural mistake.
289
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:28,481
You said, "Jump."
290
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,119
Well, if you didn't mean
jump into the water
291
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,222
Learn to be specific.
292
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,389
jump into the water.
293
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,691
You could have hurt yourself.
294
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,560
when people are
trying to kill me.
295
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,162
Cousin, we got to get
to the police.
296
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,230
They'll protect us.
297
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,365
We can't go to the police.
298
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,501
200 people saw
a dead man in my arms
299
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,938
while I was holding the murder
weapon over his lifeless body.
300
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,540
Cousin, I videotaped
the murder.
301
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,642
The tape will
prove us innocent.
302
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,780
be anything
on that tape?
303
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,516
You are not the worlds greatest
cameraman, you know.
304
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,987
Now why don't we just
play that tape back?
305
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,623
Well, cousin, that's
going to be a little tough.
306
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,625
Well, no, it's not gonna be
a little tough.
307
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,663
You just put your finger
on the play button and push.
308
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,568
Well... The play button
has been replaced...
309
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,642
Okay, okay, all right.
It's not the end of the world.
310
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,545
All we need is
to, to find someplace
311
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,281
where we can
playback the tape.
312
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:39,652
A, a video store.
313
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,621
Of course, uh, we're not
familiar with the city.
314
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,357
So, so, we'll
have to get a map.
315
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,294
All we need is
the yellow pages and a map.
316
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,961
Of course, we have
no transportation.
317
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,532
So, so, uh, we, we'll
get a bus schedule.
318
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,702
So all we need is the yellow
pages, a map and a bus schedule.
319
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,170
Or we could go in there.
320
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,907
That's another way to go.
321
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,182
(CHATTERING)
322
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,783
Cousin, look at this.
Stop it.
323
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,392
No, thanks.
We're just looking.
324
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:23,396
Well, you came
at the right time.
325
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,465
Cousin, look at this.
326
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:30,270
We can get 25 percent off any
floor item with our good credit.
327
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,773
That's right,
during our sale
328
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,142
Let me get my money.
Uh, no, no, no thanks.
329
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,444
We're just looking.
330
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,945
We're just looking.
331
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,254
I hope you got this.
332
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,923
TV ANNOUNCER: An additional
clean-up crew is expected to
arrive on the scene.
333
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,827
This just in, earlier today
violence rocked the wedding
334
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,830
of soap opera star Marcy Eden
who plays Darla Wayne
335
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,067
on the popular daytime drama,
El Segundo.
336
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,771
The celebration was cut short
when two men posing as
reporters
337
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,507
brutally murdered one
of the wedding guests.
338
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,642
Cousin, cousin, cousin,
cousin... You've got to
see this.
339
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,712
Cousin, you've got
to pay attention.
340
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,314
Leave me alone,
we have got to see this.
341
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,316
Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
Leave me alone.
342
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,620
Police are searching
for the two assailants
343
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:25,492
tentatively identified as
Larry Appleton and Balki Bar...
344
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,294
Bart...
Bartokomous.
345
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,764
Cousin, you've got to...
You've just got to come. Please.
346
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,301
Balki, I am trying
to work on this VCR.
347
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,402
I am trying to work on it.
348
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,604
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
349
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,642
Your listening skills have not
been honed. Listen.
350
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,978
The victim was an undercover
narcotics agent, Richard Tracy.
351
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,848
The two suspects are considered
armed and dangerous.
352
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,950
There they are.
Those are the killers.
353
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,453
The killers?
Hurry.
354
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,254
Balki, the tape is jammed.
Oh, God.
355
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,457
(CHATTERING)
356
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,295
Oh, my God.
They're the murderers.
357
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,963
All right, here we go.
358
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,999
Hey, hey. Wait. Stop.
They're taking my machine.
359
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,803
Cousin.
What is it?
360
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,004
Now come on.
361
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,876
Run.
Ah.
362
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,114
I hate Los Angeles.
363
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:26,386
It's smoggy, the only celebrity
Ive seen is Jerry Mathers
364
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,788
and two madmen stole
our rent-a-bike.
365
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,523
Herb, please.
366
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,625
We just had a bad morning,
that's all.
367
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,327
Now it's all over.
368
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,430
Now, let's just get in the car
and go to Disneyland.
369
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,698
Give me the keys.
370
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,968
Cousin.
It's them again.
371
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,203
Yeah, is this a small
world or what?
372
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,938
You're never gonna
guess what happened to us.
373
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,107
We were on the pier
and there was this
374
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,542
horrible miscommunication.
375
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,344
Now if I said jump...
376
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:54,080
Balki!
Balki, get in the car!
377
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,950
Get in the car! Get in!
Oh. Oh, God. God. God.
378
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,286
What're ya... That's my car.
You're doing that...
379
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,355
That's my car.
380
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,056
Whoa!
381
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,562
Let's go!
382
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,906
So anyway, uh... Then we ran
into that nice couple again
383
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,741
and they were nice enough
to lend us their car
384
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:25,678
which was really quite
generous of them.
385
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,246
Thank you, Balki.
You're most welcome.
386
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,781
(GUNSHOT)
387
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,983
Balki, I think
they're getting closer.
388
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,686
BALKI: Oh. Oh. Oh.
389
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,354
Uh, cousin,
don't worry about them.
390
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,923
Worry about that!
391
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,059
(SCREAMING)
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