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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Who's got the pain
when they do the mambo?
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Who's got the pain
when they go ooh?
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Who's got the pain
when they do the mambo?
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I don't know who do you?
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Someone must be sick
of the heat
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Or stepping
on everyone's feet
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BALKI:
Hi, cousin!
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"Bang-bong
binki-ninki baklava?"
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Bingo!
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Want a big bite, booby?
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Better not, buddy.
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Bummer.
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Bitter, Balki?
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You bet your bibbi-babkas
I'm bitter, baby.
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I broke my butt baking
these itty-bitty binki-ninkis.
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And believe me,
I banked on a bit
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of basic
brotherly bolstering.
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Balki, buddy, baby.
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I've had a lot on my mind.
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Wainwright gave me
a very tough assignment.
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I've gotta do a
"Whatever Happened To" piece
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on 'Ace' Atkins.
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Oh, I'd love
to know where he is.
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I'd love to know
who he is.
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"Highly decorated
Korean War pilot.
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"After the war,
he became a test pilot.
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"Currently owner and operator
of an air charter company
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and a Mister Softee
ice cream franchise."
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Wow, cousin, you're good!
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Can you find out whatever
happened to Mr. T?
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"I pity the fool!
I pity the fool!"
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Wainwright wants me to go up
in Ace's plane tomorrow
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so I can do
a firsthand account
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of what it's like
to fly with him.
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(GASPS)
Cousin, cousin, cousin!
Please! Can I go?
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Please take me
to the friendly skies!
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Balki is ready
when you are.
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I love to fly
and it shows.
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Well, you can go
if you want.
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You can tell me
what it was like,
'cause I won't be there.
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Cousin, how you can write
an article about flying
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with Ace unless
you fly with Ace?
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Balki, I'm a writer.
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I wrote a very
comprehensive article
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about the sexual revolution.
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I think you owe your readers
a little more than that.
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Cousin, you have
to go up in that plane.
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Balki, I don't like
small planes.
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They tend to fall out
of the sky.
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Cousin, it's your duty
as a journalist.
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Ted Koppel would go.
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Sam Donaldson would go.
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Clark Kent would go.
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Of course he wouldn't
need a plane, but...
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Balki, you can't
change my mind.
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I'll tell Jennifer
you sleep with a night light.
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(LARRY SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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That particular move
is the reason for the invention
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of the air sickness bag.
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Can you tell me
why the white zone
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is for loading
and unloading
passengers only?
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Well, do we have to be
up so high?
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Oh, give me an airplane,
and an unlimited ceiling
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and I am a happy man.
(CHUCKLES)
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Give me a flight
of stairs and a Slinky
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and I'm a happy man.
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You are not alone there,
my friend.
(LAUGHING)
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MAN ON RADIO:
Tower, calling
Nancy 7-8-3-5 Romeo.
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Nancy 7-8-3-5 Romeo,
come in, please.
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Oh, shut up!
(LAUGHS)
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Who, who was that,
the automatic pilot?
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Nah, it's them jerks
in the tower.
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Well, shouldn't
you answer that?
It might be important.
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a flight plan.
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Hey, I don't know where
I'm goin', why should they?
(LAUGHING)
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We're flying with a lunatic!
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Say, would you like to fly?
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I would love to fly!
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But I'm not sure I have
the upper body strength.
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The plane?
Yes.
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Hold it, Balki!
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for anybody but Ace
to fly his plane.
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Oh, there's too damn many
of them rules
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and regulations,
if you ask me.
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So he fails a couple of 'em
psychological tests, who cares?
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Look at me,
do I look unstable?
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(LAUGHING)
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Not at all. Well, I think
I've got enough
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for my article anyway.
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Why don't we call it a day?
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Not before we have us some fun.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ooh, don't you just love it
when all the blood is rushing
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to your head, and you're just
this close to blackin' out?
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(LAUGHS)
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drinking a cold soda
real fast while blindfolded?
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Oh, I love that!
Oh!
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Have you ever held your breath
and put your head
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in a tub of Jell-O?
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Oh, don't get your
shorts in a bunch!
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I've got everything
under control.
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like we got us
a situation here.
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I can't seem to pull her
out of the dive.
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We're gonna have
to bail out.
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(SCREAMS)
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Cousin, cousin,
cousin, come on.
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It's going to be fun,
we get to, we get to
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jump out of an airplane.
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Just put 'em on,
jump outta the plane
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count to three,
and pull this here doohickey.
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Okay.
Well...
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I'll see you boys
on the ground.
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At which time,
I will give you both
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a valuable coupon
worth five cents
toward purchase
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of any
Mister Softee item.
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(STAMMERING)
Wait, wait...
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No, no, no.
Oh, not good
on Saturdays.
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Uh, uh, pu-pull the doohickey,
uh, jump, then count to three.
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No! Uh, Balki,
I don't remember
what he said!
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He said the coupon's
not good on Saturday.
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The parachutes!
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There are no parachutes.
What?
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Yeah, just a note that says,
"Borrowed a couple of chutes.
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Hope you don't mind.
Dave."
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(LARRY WHIMPERS)
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"Hope you don't mind?"
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No, I don't mind, actually
I prefer the front seat.
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Balki!
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the plane ourselves.
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What are you doing?
You can't fly this plane!
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Well, well, cousin,
how hard can it be?
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Mr. Ace said he could fly it
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with both eyes
tied behind his back.
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(LARRY GASPING)
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You see, cousin?
I made us stop
falling out of the sky!
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Now, we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy!
(SINGS)
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Balki, that's
not good enough!
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We've still got
to land this plane!
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Cousin, don't take
your shorts out to brunch!
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While, while
we were taking off
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and you were breathing
into that paper bag
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I watched everything
that Mr. Ace did.
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Now, if I can just
do it backwards
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maybe I can land the plane.
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Oh, my Lord,
we're gonna die!
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No, cousin,
we're not going to die.
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The first thing he did,
he, he, he called the tower.
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Suck wind, bozos,
I'm bringing her in.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SIGHS)
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(PANTING)
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I never thought
I'd see this
apartment again.
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Look at this apartment!
I love this apartment!
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Look at this couch,
I love this couch!
(SMACKS LIPS)
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Cousin?
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Look at this hand,
I love this hand!
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Look at that face!
I love that face!
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Cousin, cousin.
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You've kissed everything
from here to the airport.
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I don't think that policeman
was that happy
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when you planted
one on his horse.
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Balki, I'm just happy
to be alive.
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Do you know what happened?
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and the next, you made
a three-point landing.
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Somebody was lookin' out
for us today.
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Of course!
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Teflonos was with us today!
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The Myposian
God of protection.
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Any relation to Levolos,
the God of window treatments?
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Scoff if you will, cousin,
but once Teflonos puts
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his protective,
non-stick shield around you
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for the next phase
of the moon,
you're indestructible.
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Oh, cousin!
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to put my head
in a lion's mouth!
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(GRUNTS)
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Balki, there is
no such thing as Teflonos
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and if you put your head
in a lion's mouth...
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I am going upstairs
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to tell my fiance how close
I came to death today
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and while she
is comforting me
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why don't you try and get in
touch with "Realitos?"
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Teflonos, I know
you're with me.
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(CHUCKLES)
So...
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(CHUCKLES)
Here goes.
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(VASE SHATTERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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This is going to be fun!
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(WHISTLES)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Good morning, cousin.
Good morning, Balki.
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Ah!
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You're not still thinking
about putting your head
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in a lion's mouth,
are you?
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The circus don't come to town
for two months
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and I'm only indestructible
for one.
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Balki? Balki?
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(GRUNTS)
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Balki?
What are you doing?
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Bungee cords, cousin.
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I'm going to, to dive off
the fire escape
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and see how close
I can get to the ground
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without actually hitting it.
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Uh, uh, Balki,
I have seen
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bungee cord jumping
on television.
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It is very dangerous.
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People have been killed
trying it.
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Well, they were foolish
to try it
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without Teflonos's
protection.
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Ah! No, no, no! Balki!
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(GRUNTS)
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Well, cousin,
you can't stop me.
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(YELLING)
No! No, no.
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No! No. No.
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(PANTING)
All right,
Balki, Balki.
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Listen to me.
Listen to me.
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(PANTING)
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Well, cousin,
that's where you're wrong.
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,051
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(WHIMPERING)
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00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,126
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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What a rush!
249
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,174
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
250
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,421
What a thrill!
251
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,257
What an experience!
252
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,692
I have never felt
anything like it
253
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,394
before in my life!
254
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,398
You're falling
and then suddenly
255
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,300
(IMITATES SPRING)
256
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,570
You stop...
257
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,507
Inches from certain death!
258
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:42,282
That bungee cord
shouldn't have been
able to hold our weight,
259
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,883
but it did!
260
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,355
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
261
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,030
(GRUNTING)
262
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,202
(SIGHS)
263
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,436
Oh!
264
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,508
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
265
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,944
(GRUNTING)
266
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,413
You know, Balki...
267
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,983
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
That was incredible!
268
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:20,687
Yeah, it sure was!
269
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,555
Now, let me
get this straight.
270
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,162
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
271
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,902
For the next 28 days
272
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,106
we can do anything we want
and not get hurt?
273
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,174
Ah, that's right, cousin.
274
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:45,278
What death-defying,
life-threatening stunt
275
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,447
is first on your list?
276
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,116
Well, you know...
277
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,553
I've always had
this secret desire
278
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,423
to go right to the top
of the Sears Tower
279
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,726
and go right ahead
and look down!
280
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,033
Yeah, well,
I can, I can see
281
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,201
why that would be
a big step for you, cousin
282
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,903
but while we're
under Teflonos' protection
283
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,307
why you don't
think of something
a little more daring?
284
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,078
Well, there is one thing
I've always wanted to do.
285
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,280
No, I can't,
it's ridiculous!
286
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,182
Well, of course you can!
287
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,684
Do be ridiculous!
288
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,453
Balki, you're right!
289
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,820
Let's do it!
290
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,622
(GRUNTING)
291
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,696
(SCREAMING)
292
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,099
(LAUGHING)
293
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,504
This is great!
Yeah.
294
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,006
I'd say this
was the best time
I ever had!
295
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,808
(LAUGHING)
296
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,711
Oh, Balki,
I got a great idea.
What?
297
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,746
Why don't you
drive for a while?
298
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,582
That's a great idea!
299
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,518
(LAUGHING)
300
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,586
Well...
301
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,159
(ENGINE REVVING)
302
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,028
(LAUGHING)
303
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,336
(ENGINE REVVING)
304
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,775
Cousin, cousin,
I love the new
spontaneous you!
305
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,011
What's next on our list?
306
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,513
Well, we're scheduled
307
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,915
to get shot out
of a cannon at 4:00
308
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,319
but that might interfere
309
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,287
Maybe we could get the cannon
310
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,557
to shoot us
into the shark pool!
311
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,760
Great idea!
But it has to be
at feeding time!
312
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,195
Oh, yeah, right.
313
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371
(YELLING)
314
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,642
(ENGINE REVVING)
315
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,744
Cousin, I was thinking
316
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,213
tomorrow might be
a good time for you
317
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,650
to get over your fear
of small planes!
318
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:08,821
Great idea!
319
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,591
Cousin, you don't know
how to fly a plane!
320
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,627
Well, I don't know how to drive
a motorcycle, either!
321
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,029
That's a good point,
very good point.
322
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,232
Let's hang two!
Okay.
323
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,309
Well, what's that sign say?
324
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,647
Freeway ends
in 300 feet.
Yes!
325
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,815
(LAUGHING)
326
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,718
(BOTH)
Yeah!
327
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,357
(BOTH LAUGHING)
328
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,327
Cousin, that was great!
329
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,196
You wanna go back
and buzz Wrigley Field again?
330
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,731
Maybe this time
we can get
the ball autographed.
331
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,800
Okay, my turn!
332
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,836
(BOTH SCREAMING)
333
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,172
(BOTH LAUGHING)
334
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,679
Ah, that was great!
335
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,947
(LAUGHING)
336
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,782
(GASPS)
Oh! Oh! Oh!
337
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,950
(BOTH YELLING)
338
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,052
(LAUGHING)
339
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,422
Whoa! Nice maneuver, cousin.
340
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,023
Uh. Oh, I thought
you did that.
341
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,926
Oh, no, no,
that wasn't me.
342
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,862
More than that
kind of serpentine,
uh, type of thing.
343
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,297
Okay, well, pull her up.
344
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,565
(CHUCKLES)
345
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,770
I can't.
Just pull back on the stick.
346
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,541
I'm getting
a strange feeling.
347
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:39,346
Well, of course
you feel strange.
348
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,115
but we are safe,
thanks to good ol' Teflonos.
349
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:51,057
(CHUCKLES)
Just pull her out of this.
350
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,659
Oh, my God!
351
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,427
What if we're not
indestructible anymore?
352
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,565
Well, Balki,
that's not possible.
353
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,932
and it's only been a week.
354
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,402
Yeah, but, but maybe
355
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,304
to protect two people.
356
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,406
Maybe he can only
take care of one of us.
357
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,174
Cousin, if I leave,
you'll be saved.
358
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,876
No, no, Ba-Balki,
don't do this!
359
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,478
But, cousin,
it's our only chance!
360
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,845
(STAMMERING) Whoa!
361
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,715
Suppose Teflonos decides
to protect you
362
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,385
I'm gonna hit the ground
like an overripe cantaloupe!
363
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,921
Teflonos, if you can hear me
364
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,990
I want you to stay
with Cousin Larry.
365
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,560
Goodbye, cousin.
366
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,296
Oh, no. No, no, no!
No. Uh, Balki.
367
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,997
Well, no, wait.
Wait, wait, Balki.
368
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,267
Balki. Oh. Balki.
Don't do this! Balki. Balki.
369
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,802
Oh, no. No.
370
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,337
Hey, Balki!
371
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,842
I guess Teflonos decided
to stay with me!
372
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,844
See you on the ground!
373
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,184
You can wake up.
It's all right,
it's all right.
374
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,953
Where am I?
375
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,988
Why are you beating me up?
376
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,661
(STAMMERING) And, uh...
377
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,030
We went into a dive
and, and you fainted.
378
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,733
Yeah, you passed out
before I could tell you
379
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,836
I was just kidding about
that bailin' out business.
380
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,838
Well, that's your idea
of a joke?
381
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,107
Now, you see, that's
the trouble
with you civilians.
382
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,909
You ain't got
no sense of humor.
383
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,312
Just like them tough butts
at NASA.
384
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,213
You mean,
you didn't bail out?
385
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,282
Balki didn't
land the plane?
386
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,117
We didn't drive
a motorcycle?
387
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,355
I don't think Cousin Larry
is playing with
a full deck chair.
388
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,427
It must have been a dream.
Why, it seemed so real!
389
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,630
Balki, we did things
you wouldn't believe!
390
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,366
Well, Mr. Ace says
he can do some things
391
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,869
you wouldn't believe.
392
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,373
that makes almost
all the blood
go below your knees.
393
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,908
Show him, Mr. Ace.
All right!
394
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,879
(SCREAMING)
395
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,362
Well, cousin, except for
the screaming and the fainting
396
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,130
you had fun.
397
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,633
I guess you've gotten over
your fear of small planes.
398
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,002
Balki, I'm never going up
in a small plane again.
399
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,136
I guess I was wrong.
400
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,738
(SIGHING)
401
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:22,475
You know, sometimes
a little fear is a good thing.
402
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,477
I'm going to bed now.
403
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,146
(SIGHS)
404
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,749
You know, tomorrow
after I finish my article
405
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,418
I'm going to spend
the rest of the day
406
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,486
enjoying some nice, safe
407
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:36,556
non-life-threatening
leisure activity.
408
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,058
(CHUCKLES)
Cousin, cousin.
409
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,760
Here's something
you might like.
410
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:44,431
"Bungee jumping.
Take the plunge."
411
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,232
Uh, may I see that?
Oh, sure.
412
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,100
Oh. Uh...
413
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,572
Thank you.
You're most welcome.
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