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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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Ah
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Alright, nobody peek.
Nobody peek, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on,
keep going, keep going.
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Go on, go on.
Alright, turn right.
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Whoa!
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Okay.
I didn't, I didn't peek.
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I know.
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Okay, alright.
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Now, ready?
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You said it was, uh,
it was hours of fun
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and something we can all enjoy.
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I know! A Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle Dreamhouse?
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No. Now. Ready? Set? Open.
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What do you think?
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I see it...
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I love it...
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What is it?
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It's one of those chairs
that plays music, right?
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Plays music? Plays music?
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This happens to be
a state of the art
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stereo chair.
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Wow!
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A Sony Sit-man!
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Alright, alright,
listen to this.
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You are going to love it.
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I don't hear anything.
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I think you have to be
in the chair.
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Kenny Rogers on CD. Fantastic.
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Know when to hold 'em
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Know when to fold 'em
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Know when to walk away
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Know when to run
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You never count your money
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When you're sittin'
at the table
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There'll be time enough
for countin'
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When the dealin's done
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You got to know
when to hold 'em
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Know when to fold...
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Balki, this was
meant for one person.
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Only if that one person
don't want to share.
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You know, Larry,
I'd be nervous with something
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this expensive in my apartment.
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Maybe you should
get a burglar alarm.
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A burglar alarm?
I don't think so.
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Oh, we have that on Mypos.
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You told me there are
no burglars on Mypos.
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Well, there aren't,
but you never know
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It's a lovely island
but, boy, those Kleptos...
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Maniacs.
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Larry, you have
a lot of valuable things
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worth protecting,
maybe you should get an alarm.
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I don't need to spend
a lot of money
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on an alarm system
to protect my home.
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Well, you don't have
to spend a lot of money.
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Mary Anne and I got a simple,
inexpensive alarm.
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Someone breaks in, the bell
goes off, the police show up.
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Jennifer's always
reminding me to set it.
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Did you set it?
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No, you didn't remind me.
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We better go.
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Do I have to remind you
to do everything?
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No, you didn't remind me
to turn off the iron.
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Did you hear that?
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An alarm system. Women!
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They're such fragile creatures.
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All the protection
men like us need
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is a sturdy oak door
and a good deadbolt.
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(LAUGHING)
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Come on, Balki, we gotta
go pick up the girls.
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We have, uh, dinner reservations
at Antoine's Cajun Kitchen?
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Well, um, ahem,
cousin, you, you know
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you always eat too much
of Antoine's Four-Alarm Shrimp.
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So don't you think before we go
you ought to coat your stomach?
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Well, good idea, Balki. Uh,
could you get the Maalox for me?
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Why don't you get it yourself?
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Alright.
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(BALKI LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Get, get it off!
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Get it off!
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Ow!
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Pretty good, huh?
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I suppose you have
an explanation for this?
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Well, of course, I do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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The ice prevents swelling.
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No, I mean...
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An explanation for this.
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Oh, well...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I took the liberty of installing
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several Myposian crimestoppers.
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They're all
absolutely foolproof.
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I know because
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Well, I'm going to rest easy
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knowing that my antacid is safe.
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Now, can we go to Antoine's?
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Uh, not just yet, cousin.
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Please.
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(METAL CLANKING)
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Pretend it's late at night.
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We're all snug in our beds.
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The moonlight shining
through the window.
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Suddenly the window opens...
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And in he comes...
Balki.
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Balki.
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It's the beginning of Peter Pan.
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Yeah, but, cousin,
this is where the story
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takes an unexpected turn.
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It's a burglar.
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He comes into the apartment...
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He looks around and
he says...
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"Hey, this is a nice
lookin' apartment.
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Wow, what do we have here?"
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But before he can lay one
fingerprint on our valuables
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he steps right into the middle
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of this innocent looking rug
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and we've had him
right where we want him.
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Upside down
in the Kleptos-Katcher.
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Well, I pity the golf bag
that breaks into this apartment.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Oh, my Lord.
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Somebody's been in here.
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Oh, my God.
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and we left the place a mess.
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I am so embarrassed.
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No. Balki.
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I mean, we've been robbed.
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They took my stereo chair!
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The police!
We got to call the police!
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Uh, no. Cousin.
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Whoa!
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At least we know
one thing for sure.
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The burglar didn't
come in through the window.
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Balki! Balki!
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Come here!
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How much longer
is this gonna take?
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You don't put in
a top of the line
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security system in 15 minutes.
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I mean, Rome might've been
built in a day
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but it took 'em
a month to secure it.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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Boy, when I signed up
for home banking
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I had no idea they'd put
a vault in the living room.
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That is part
of our new security system.
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Cousin, you changed your mind.
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Okay.
Aah!
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Aah!
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Balki, this is Joe McNulty.
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Joe, this is Balki Bartokomous.
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Ah.
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Joe is from
Safe at Home Security Systems.
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You're not safe at home
until you call Safe at Home.
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And you are not fully clean,
until you are Zestfully clean.
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Well, you are now protected by
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the world's
only Doomsday System.
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Designed and developed
by yours truly.
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I've adjusted
the templates in the window
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and the overall timing
mechanism has been programmed
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to prevent any
microprocessor overload.
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Cousin, I think
we've gone way beyond
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a sturdy oak door
and a deadbolt.
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Balki...
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I went out and spent good
money
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on another stereo chair
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and I'm gonna make sure
no one steals this one.
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Yeah, but...
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Kleptos out there.
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These are high-tech criminals.
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They got beepers,
cellular phones, laptops.
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What have we got?
A golf bag on a rope.
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We need security,
we need peace of mind
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we need the Doomsday System.
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Yeah, but I...
Well, I'm on my way.
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All you have to do is
punch in a secret code
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and you can turn
the system on and off.
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Now the doomsday
is a one-of-a-kind system.
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If you have any questions
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consult these
easy to follow instructions.
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Goodbye.
Thank you.
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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I'll read this later.
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Ah!
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Now, what would be
a good secret code?
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Okay. Okay, secret code.
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Okay, I know, I'll say...
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The clumsy giant plays
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hopscotch in the moonlight.
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And you'll say...
That's not what I meant.
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No, cousin, that's too simple.
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You will say...
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In the dead of night
the humpback whale...
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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The secret code
is a four-digit number.
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but they might
be easier for Jennifer
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and Mary Anne to remember.
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No.
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No one can know
the secret code.
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Not Jennifer,
not Mary Anne, not Lydia...
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In fact, not you.
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Why not, cousin?
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You're too honest,
too good, too trusting.
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I could change.
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shoulder this
responsibility alone.
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Now, what would be
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a good secret code?
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Got it.
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Ah.
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No one would guess this
in a million years.
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The year you were born?
Lucky guess.
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It's obvious, we need something
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just a little bit
more complicated.
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Ah.
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Okay, I'll use
the middle four digits
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of my driver's license number
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divide that by my inseam.
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Subtract my shoe size...
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Five thousand
two hundred ninety one.
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Okay. Got it.
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Ah!
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There. Now, only I know
the secret code.
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The code is mine.
It is my code.
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Fine, it is your code.
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It's your alarm. It's
your country. Who am I?
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I'm just a simple Mypiot boy
who has always dreamed
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of knowing the code
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Goodnight, cousin.
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Is it the year
your mother was born?
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No.
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Goodnight.
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Damn!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Balki! Balki!
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Wake up!
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Cousin?
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Something's gone wrong.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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Laser beams!
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Ah!
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Somebody must have
broken in to the house.
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Balki, it was me.
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Oh.
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Why did you break in?
You, you live here.
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No, I didn't break in.
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I accidentally
triggered the alarm.
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Now, listen, we have got
to get over to the keypad
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00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,054
without breaking the beams
or the siren will go off.
266
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,656
Okay.
No!
267
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,426
What?
268
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,428
Stay down.
269
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,176
Follow me.
Okay.
270
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,379
Aah!
271
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,448
Aah!
272
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,490
Thank God. We made it.
273
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,925
Cousin, now we're so happy,
we do the Dance...
274
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,861
No!
Of joy!
275
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,233
Oh!
276
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,536
(ALARM RINGING)
277
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,338
Alright. Alright.
Now, now don't panic.
278
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,974
Now, all I have to do,
uh, uh, to deactivate the system
279
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,976
is punch in the security code.
280
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,911
Uh, the security code.
281
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,480
The year I was born.
282
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,081
Uh, no, the y...
The year you were born.
283
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,885
The year my mother was born.
284
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,087
Alright, now... Now, listen.
285
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,922
There must be
some other way
286
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,392
to shut off the system.
287
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,659
Oh!
288
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,764
There.
289
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,503
System deactivated.
290
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,741
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Attention, intruders.
291
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,877
Your presence has activated
the Doomsday System.
292
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,021
Cousin,
this might be a good time
293
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,889
to read that
instruction manual.
294
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,731
Relax. How bad could it be?
295
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,834
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Intruder,
you have chosen to violate
296
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,338
the home of a law-abiding
citizen for the last time.
297
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,107
You have exactly 60 seconds
298
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176
to the release of poison gas.
299
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,914
Poison gas!
Poison gas!
300
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,952
(SCREAMING)
301
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,921
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Attention, intruder.
302
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,791
Fifty seconds
to the release of poison gas.
303
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,194
Alright, Balki.
304
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,629
Oh, my God! What's the code?
305
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,265
Cousin...
I got it!
306
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,666
I remember the code!
307
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,603
It's the combination
of my gym locker.
308
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,674
Cousin, I haven't actually
read the instruction manual
309
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,041
but I don't think
the keypad works
310
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,043
once you rip it out of the wall.
311
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:15,348
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Intruder, 30 seconds
to the release of poison gas.
312
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,850
(SOBBING)
313
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,820
We're gonna die. Thank you.
314
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,721
You're welcome.
315
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,790
Cousin, we can
get out the window.
316
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:24,857
Oh!
317
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,459
(GASPING)
318
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,997
(GRUNTING)
319
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,301
Alright, stand back.
320
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,346
I forgot.
It's reinforced security glass.
321
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,114
Well, who did you think
was gonna break in?
322
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,949
The Terminator?
323
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,017
Well, there must be something
324
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,119
big enough to break it with?
325
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,521
No!
326
00:20:56,088 --> 00:21:01,561
No!
327
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:06,766
Yes!
328
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,736
six, five,
329
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,238
four, three...
330
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,573
Two.
Hold your breath!
331
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,908
AUTOMATED VOICE:
One, zero.
332
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,579
Attention, owners.
333
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,148
The intruders
have been frightened away.
334
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,651
Please reset the system.
335
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,053
Thank you,
and have a nice day.
336
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,023
(SNIFFING)
337
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,429
Wait a minute.
There's no poison gas.
338
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,666
Balki!
339
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,068
Breathe!
340
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,439
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
341
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,016
Well...
342
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,688
I really made a mess
of things, didn't I?
343
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,093
I could have got
a simple basic alarm system
344
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,662
but no, I had to go
with the laser beams
345
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,698
and the security glass.
346
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,601
I dove off the deep end.
347
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,706
Bit off more than I could chew.
348
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,444
Yes, cousin,
once again you did it
349
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,413
your way.
350
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,518
I'm just sorry
about the chair.
351
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,085
Oh, don't worry
about the chair.
352
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,788
I worked a small miracle
putting it back together.
353
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,126
I even surprised myself.
354
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:56,409
(THEME MUSIC)
355
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,471
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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