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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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It's like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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My life
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My dream
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My life
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My dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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While Larry
adores the minuet
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The Ballet Russes
and the Crepe Suzette
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But Balki like
to rock 'n' roll
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The hot dog makes
him lose control
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What a wild duet
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Still they're cousins
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Hi, cousin.
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If you're hungry,
there's some din-din machmud
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on the bottom shelf.
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What's "Din"
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Pig snout with saffron.
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No, thank you.
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I'm on a low-saffron diet.
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Mmm.
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What's this?
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I'm doing a Myposian
lint painting.
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On Mypos,
we waste nothing.
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Interesting story.
The first one...
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The first one
was done by Brektos
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our spiritual leader,
in the storybook days.
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And the legend says that
he went up on the mountain
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for 60 day
and 60 night
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to contemplate his navel.
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And when he came down...
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He had a lint painting.
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We've been doing it
ever since.
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How do you like it?
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Uh, well, uh,
what can I say?
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You could hang this
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under any rug
in the world.
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Oh, cousin, oh...
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You don't mean that.
Oh, I do.
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Thank you.
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Because I see you
take all these pictures
for the photo contest
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and it makes me want to
do something creative too.
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Well, I'm glad one of us
benefited from all my hard work.
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What the matter?
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Yes.
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None of 'em.
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What?
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You're not going to enter
the photo contest?
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Uh, who am I kidding?
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The Chicago Gazette
photo contest
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is one of the most
prestigious there is.
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It was just a crazy dream.
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I thought if I won
my photo-journalism career
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would have been launched.
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Well, it would be nice
if you were launched.
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It would have been wonderful.
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You've been taking pictures
for three months.
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You must have
a hundred here.
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A hundred and six.
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And they all stink.
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No, they don't.
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They are very,
very good.
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Balki, very, very good
will not win this contest.
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I need that
one special picture.
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I need something extraordinary.
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Something that will
make the heart of man
leap within him.
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Something that sums up
the meaning of life.
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You know what I mean?
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Well, of course I do.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You need something...
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A little different.
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, what about this one
of the, of the kitty cat
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being carried away
by the big bird?
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That's different.
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Balki, look at
the kitty cat's face.
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What do you see?
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Fear.
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Sure.
Sure, you see fear.
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But the keen eye of the
photographer sees a kitty cat
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with three whiskers on
the left side of his face
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and two on the right.
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There's no symmetry.
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Okay.
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What about this one of
the fireman catching the baby
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that was thrown from
the burning building?
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Why am I even talking
to you about this?
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You probably don't even
have photographers on Mypos.
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Well, no, we don't.
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But we have a guy
named Nicholai
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who has a very
good memory.
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Whenever we have a fire
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Well, good.
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Why don't we enter
Nicky in the contest?
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He's got a better
chance than me.
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I see what you're doing.
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You had a crazy dream
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and you spent three months
taking pictures.
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And now with only
one day left
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you're just going
to roll over and die?
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That's basically
what I had in mind, yes.
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Well, let me tell
you a story
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about an immigrant boy
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who had a crazy dream
to come to America.
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Wait...
He got on the tramp steamer.
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Wait...
Tramp, tramp, tramp.
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Wait, I've heard
this story.
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It's not gonna
do you any good.
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I'm feeling sorry
for myself.
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If you were a real friend,
you'd join in.
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Well, I do feel
sorry for you.
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Poor little,
Larry Appleton.
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He could have been
a great photographer
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but he'll never know
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because he gave up.
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Oh, I hate it
when you do this.
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In the years to come
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you'll look back on
what you might have been
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and you'll remember that
your best buddy, Balki, said
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"Keep trying,
Larry Appleton."
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But you didn't.
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Can't you just let
me accept failure?
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Over my dead battery.
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All right, all right, I don't
know what I'm gonna find
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in just one day,
but I'll give it a shot.
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Now you're
talking, turkey.
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Now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
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Balki, Balki.
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Why don't we hold up
on that?
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At least let me
find a picture.
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Cousin, somewhere out there
is the perfect picture.
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I know it.
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And you're going
to find it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And pigs can fly.
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That would make
a great picture.
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The man just needed
a little push.
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Thank you.
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Larry, guess what?
I got your mail again.
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It's an easy mistake.
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I'm in 302,
you're in 203.
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Perhaps the mailman
has lysdexia.
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That's dyslexia.
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Is that it?
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I always get that
word turned around.
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So, did you send a picture
for the photo contest yet?
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No, but I'm going to.
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I was gonna give up,
but Balki wouldn't let me.
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Sure enough,
I found the perfect shot.
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I'm gonna take
it this afternoon.
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What is it?
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Well, It's a little church
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with a cross
on the steeple
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but that's not
the shot.
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I am so proud
of myself.
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There's not a photographer
in a million
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who would have even
seen the shot.
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At exactly 6:02
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and a shaft of light
hits the cross
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turning it this...
This brilliant gold.
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And it glows like
something supernatural.
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It only lasts for a second
and then it's gone.
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It's beautiful.
Yeah, churches are nice.
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See ya.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Cousin, I'm,
I'm sorry I'm late
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but wait until
you hear why.
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Mrs. Twinkacetti asked me to
move some furniture in her house
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and behind the dresser, I found
a gold mine in dust balls.
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Forget the dust.
Mmm-hmm.
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You were right,
I did it.
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I found the award-winning
photograph.
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Oh, cousin,
I'm so happy for you.
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It's a little church with
a cross on the steeple
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but that's not the shot.
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I am so proud of myself.
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There is not a photographer
in a million
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who would have
even seen the shot.
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Wait a minute.
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between two tall buildings
and casts a shaft of light
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on the cross that makes
it glow a brilliant gold
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as if it has taken on a life
all of its own, is it?
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Well, it's the angle
that's important.
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What I'm gonna
have to do is...
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Get on the roof of the building
across the street.
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The address is 2...
2831 Garfield.
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Can I tell this?
Oh, well, I wish you would.
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I have to get the shot
this afternoon
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otherwise, the jig is up.
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I'm gonna have to get
the owner's permission
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Balki, I have this
contest in the bag.
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I'm on my way
to the good life.
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What means
"The good life?"
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It means the, uh...
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Good... Life.
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Wow.
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I am so happy for you.
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Now, we can do
the dance of joy.
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You bet.
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Da, di, da, da, da
Da, di, da, da, da
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Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
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Hey
Hey
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Fred and Ginger,
front and center.
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my lovely children at my less
than lovely mother-in-law's.
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Appleton, this is what
I want you to do.
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I'll get there around 4:00.
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Call my wife and tell
her the store is on fire.
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That way I gotta come back
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See ya.
Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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I can't tell your wife
there's a fire in the store.
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Right, I've used
that excuse before.
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Tell her the turnip
locked himself in the safe.
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Who wouldn't believe that?
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I can't tell her that either.
What is it?
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Make something
up, Appleton!
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Listen, cousin...
Not now, Balki.
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Mr. Twinkacetti
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I will not lie
to your wife for you.
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Appleton, someday, you will
want something from me
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and no matter how small
that something is
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my response will
be a well-known gesture.
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You know that building
you want to get on the top of
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so you can take
the picture of the church?
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Yes.
The one...
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I know it well, yes.
What about it?
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It's Mr. Twinkacetti's house.
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Oh, don't cry.
All right.
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That was easy.
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Balki
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you and I are gonna
get on that roof
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and we are going to
get that picture
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even if it kills us.
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BALKI:
Cousin, can... Can
you give me a hand?'
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I... I don't like this.
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We're not supposed to
break into somebody's house.
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We're not breaking
into Twinky's house
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we're breaking onto
his house.
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Besides, he's not even home.
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Just try to act
like you belong here.
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How do I act like
I belong on a roof?
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Will you stop worrying?
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We'll be off of here
in five minutes.
260
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,224
The roof is pretty steep.
I hadn't noticed.
261
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,760
Balki, get that
for me, would you?
262
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,929
I don't think so.
263
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,497
Cousin, I don't understand.
264
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,900
You're the one that's
afraid of heights.
265
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,169
You scream if you
stand up in the bathtub.
266
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,604
Balki, I have to get
this picture.
267
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,806
My whole future
depends on it.
268
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,308
Nothing's gonna stop me.
269
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,444
There are no obstacles and
absolutely nothing can go wrong.
270
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,081
I know that nothing
can possibly go wrong
271
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,984
but have you noticed that
it's getting a little windy?
272
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,586
It's a little breezy.
273
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,621
Fortunately, I have
everything in my camera bag
274
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,691
that you could possibly need
in a photographic emergency.
275
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,960
Here, hold this.
276
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,798
Sandbags.
277
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,935
We can't have the tripod blowing
off in the wind now can we?
278
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,636
Well, of course we can't.
279
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,338
Don't be ridiculous.
280
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,373
What about me
blowing off the roof?
281
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,042
You're not in
a photographic emergency.
282
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,310
I'm human!
283
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,179
That's not good enough.
Just hang on.
284
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,916
We'll be off here
in two minutes.
285
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,884
Okay, give me the camera.
286
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,924
Balki, give me the camera.
287
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,092
No.
288
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,894
I have the camera
289
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,030
and I say we get off the roof.
290
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,098
Balki...
291
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,500
Give me that camera.
292
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,636
Uh-uh.
293
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,711
Oh, look, there's
the Wicked Witch of the West.
294
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,180
Where?
295
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,615
Ha-ha!
296
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,051
You tricked Balki.
297
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,353
There was no witch.
Ha!
298
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,788
No way am I getting off
this roof now.
299
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:52,159
No, I've taken this shot
a thousand times in my head.
300
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,028
I've planned every
minute detail.
301
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,331
Where'd that chimney
come from?
302
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,333
I bet it came
with the house.
303
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,303
What idiot architect
would put a chimney
304
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,505
where it blocks the view
of the beautiful church?
305
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,207
Where have all the good
craftsmen gone?
306
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,510
Maybe, they got blown
off the roof.
307
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,645
You have plenty of
good pictures at home.
308
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,051
If I can get on top
of the chimney
309
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,319
I can still get my shot.
310
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,521
No, cousin, cousin.
311
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,725
Cousin.
Cousin, will you...
312
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,460
Whoa! Whoa.
313
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,267
Yeah, hi, Ralph.
314
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,170
Yeah, I can make it to
the card game after all.
315
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,806
I told my wife the turnip
got locked in the safe
316
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,041
and she bought it.
317
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,076
Who wouldn't?
See you at 8:00.
318
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,550
Balki, help,
I'm in trouble here.
319
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,521
Help!
Hush.
320
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,923
Never hush a man who's
hanging by his fingertips.
321
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,092
Help! Help!
322
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,462
Mr. Twinkacetti's home.
Help, help.
323
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,002
Cousin, we have to get
off the roof
324
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,570
before Mr. Twinkacetti
catches us.
325
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,774
Later.
326
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,344
If I hold on to
this TV antenna
327
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,279
I can hold the camera
in one hand
328
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,049
and lean out past
the chimney.
329
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,516
But, you know that picture
of the kitty cat
330
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,917
is looking better
all the time.
331
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,386
I can see it.
332
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,655
You know, I'm getting
an optical illusion.
333
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,525
It looks as if the church
is getting closer and closer.
334
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,163
Cousin.
Cousin, the antenna is bending.
335
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,199
Come back here.
No, no.
336
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,000
I've got to get this shot.
337
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,138
one, zero.
338
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,276
Minus one, minus two, mi...
339
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,111
Where is the shaft of light?
340
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,412
Where is the sun?
341
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,350
Maybe, it's behind those
big black clouds over there.
342
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,919
Cousin, don't panic.
Just slowly come back here.
343
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,422
Oh, the weather report said
it was supposed to be sunny.
344
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,124
Now the picture is gone.
What am I gonna do?
345
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,127
Cousin, just to get
an idea of where you are
346
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,595
you might look down.
347
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,475
At least now we're talking
on the same channel.
348
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,144
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
349
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,645
All right, you didn't
get your picture
350
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,713
now we get off the roof.
351
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,582
I can't.
352
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,883
I just remembered
353
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,652
I'm afraid of heights.
354
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,588
Well, you picked a fine time
to... To remember that.
355
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,125
Okay, okay, okay.
356
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,560
Okay, we're going to wait
until it gets dark
357
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,529
and then you won't
see how far down it is.
358
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,065
Did I mention
I'm afraid of the dark?
359
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,611
Cousin. Cousin,
do... Don't do that.
360
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,648
Cousin, uh, it's dark now.
We can get off the roof.
361
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,119
I can't believe it.
362
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,587
I didn't get my picture.
363
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,822
This is all
Twinkacetti's fault.
364
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,559
Boy, the next time
I see him, he's in trouble.
365
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,333
What are you two
doing up on my roof?
366
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,070
Mr. Twinkacetti,
this is all my fault.
367
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,506
That goes without saying.
368
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,175
I was trying to get
a picture of the church
369
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,476
for my photo contest.
370
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,278
But he didn't
get the picture.
371
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,979
Cry me a river!
Okay.
372
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,684
Now get off my roof.
Okay
373
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,690
BOTH: The ladder!
374
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,094
Now I'm stuck up here
and it's your fault!
375
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,296
My fault?
376
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,598
You wouldn't be up here
377
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,967
like you were
supposed to be.
378
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,803
Tarzan on my antenna.
379
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,805
I wouldn't have had to
if you'd put your chimney
380
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,374
on the right side of
your house where it belongs.
381
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,211
I'm gonna put my fist
where it belongs.
382
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,279
No, wait,
Mr. Twinkacetti.
383
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,481
Stop, stop, stop.
384
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,083
Will you stop?
Whoa!
385
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,653
Whoa.
Let go. Let go.
386
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,768
We've got to stop fighting
387
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,638
and find a way
to get off the roof.
388
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,640
What did you
have in mind?
389
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,143
Help!
390
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,711
Save your voice.
391
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,813
No one can hear you because
their windows are closed.
392
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,516
And do you know why their
windows are closed?
393
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,755
Because it's starting
to freeze?
394
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,558
What else could
possibly go wrong?
395
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,010
It was a rhetorical question.
396
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:15,582
You know,
this... This might be
a good chance for us to just
397
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,684
chat and get to
know one another.
398
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,622
I'm gonna throw the
turnip off the roof.
399
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,625
And if we're lucky,
he'll drag himself to get help.
400
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,961
If we're unlucky,
we're still lucky.
401
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,229
Yeah.
402
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,266
What was that?
Thunder.
403
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,768
Ah, I hate thunder.
404
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,372
You know, there's
something aesthetically
405
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,107
pleasing about your face
406
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,542
when you're terrified.
407
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,846
I want my wife.
Edwina! Edwina!
408
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,951
That's great. I think I got
your face framed by lightning.
409
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,087
Ooh, you're cruel, Appleton.
No, I'm not.
410
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:58,825
Oh, oh, hold that whimper.
Yes.
411
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,931
Ahhh!
412
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,534
What's that?
I don't know.
413
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,236
Is this another TV antenna?
It's a lightning rod!
414
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,442
That... That draws lightning?
415
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,210
It's a real
good one, too.
416
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,380
If we stay up here,
we'll die.
417
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:28,020
TOGETHER:
Help! Help!
418
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,990
Help!
Help!
419
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,405
"Larry Appleton,
10th place."
420
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,707
Yeah, I'm good, all right.
421
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,876
I even helped somebody
else win first prize.
422
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,978
But I think it was
very nice of someone
423
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,546
to take that picture
of the fireman
424
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,382
rescuing us from the roof.
425
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,852
It's a terrific picture,
if you call that composition.
426
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,356
Cousin, you won 10th place.
427
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,525
That's wonderful.
428
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,294
Well, thank you for
making me keep trying.
429
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,530
And for helping me
get the picture.
430
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,399
And for saving your life.
431
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,601
That too.
432
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,069
Cousin, I couldn't
let you quit.
433
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,139
Or die.
434
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,975
And if you see me giving up,
you must stop me too.
435
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,612
That's what friends
do for each other.
436
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,348
Why don't we go down
to Curly's newsstand
437
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,785
and buy every newspaper he has
to send to everyone you know?
438
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,121
Just like the time Mary Anne
got her picture in the paper
439
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,824
because she got her head stuck
in a chain-link fence.
440
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,060
That was her hair.
441
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,463
Balki, I don't need
to buy newspapers
442
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,798
because I... I don't
need to brag.
443
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,001
But this is
a great accomplishment.
444
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,805
You should be proud.
445
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,608
The important
thing is that I know.
446
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,478
Wow.
447
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,947
You're some humble guy.
448
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,084
Balki.
449
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,819
A lot of it
was blind luck.
450
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,155
I didn't get the
picture I was after.
451
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,924
Yes, but if you hadn't risked
your life and mine
452
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,996
trying to get the picture
of the church
453
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,465
framed by lightning.
454
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,801
It is pretty good, isn't it?
455
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,370
Good
Yeah.
456
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,039
Good?
457
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,441
What was the question?
458
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,011
The picture.
It's... It's pretty good.
459
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,815
Well, of course it is.
Don't be ridiculous.
460
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:38,685
And I'll tell you what.
461
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,953
To celebrate
I'm gonna take you
462
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,989
to your favorite place.
463
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,792
Not the petting zoo?
You got it.
464
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,760
Oh, boy!
465
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,730
Are you going to ride
the camel with me this time?
466
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,533
No.
The camel always spits at me.
467
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:56,903
Can I chase the chickens?
468
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,739
No, you can't chase
the chickens.
469
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,979
Question.
470
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:10,550
Am I wrong, or is that
closet full of newspapers?
471
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,185
Not full.
472
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,854
Only head-high.
473
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,458
Oh, I see.
474
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,995
All right, so I got
a few for my family
475
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,430
friends.
476
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,133
And a lot for
my enemies.
477
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,502
High school
graduation class
478
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,003
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