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For 400 years, Yu Putuan remains
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the best of the top 3 banned books
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with its depictions of carnal desires
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There lived a monk in the Yuan Dynasty
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who always carried a sack
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Known as the Sack Monk
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he was well versed in Buddhist sutra
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A scholar nicknamed Wei Yang Sheng
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Was licentious by nature
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He considered celibacy unnatural
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When he consulted the Sack Monk
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They got into a heated argument
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and parted on a sour note
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Sir
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Consider your current life
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If you screw someone's wife or daughter
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Someone will screw yours
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You'll get instant retribution
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I thought with your eminence
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You must be very insightful
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I'm disappointed with such triteness
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If there's retribution for carnal intercourse
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What if I have no wife or daughter?
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Where does retribution come in?
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How about a man with few womenfolk
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who screws many women
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Even if his kin were screwed
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He'd still come out ahead!
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The groom kowtows to his father-in-law
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The groom offers tea
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We must tease the bride
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Yes! We must!
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Let's have a toast for the bride
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You must drink up!
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Drink up!
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We're leaving!
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Get out!
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Do you know my nickname
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is Mister Iron Gate?
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Because I'm strict with my family
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I clamp down hard on them like a gate
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I let you be my son-in-law,
because of your learning
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Whether you travel or be an official
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You have nothing to worry about
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This is precisely the reason
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With you watching his wife
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he won't get retribution!
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Sex is the most pleasurable thing
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It'll hurt the first time
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But I'll be gentle
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You'll learn to enjoy it
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Sex is the most shameful thing
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Since it is stipulated by etiquette
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I will perform my duty
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But I know it'll hurt
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please hurry and spare me the agony!
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This is anaesthetic
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Put some on for me to ease the pain
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This is pain killer
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Give me some afterwards
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I'm ready!
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Hurry! What are you doing?
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Don't rush me! I'm not ready!
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Why not? Just stick it inside!
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Alright, as you wish...
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It hurts!
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Why did you kick me?
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Give me the pain killer, hurry!
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I'm not done yet!
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I've done my part
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I don't care if you're not finished!
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But you're not even bleeding!
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Says who? There's blood everywhere!
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Why is there so much blood?
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There's blood on my ring!
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You must have cut your dick with it!
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I'm going to pass out...
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My pain killer
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Give me the pain killer
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I told you this is filthy
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This is a genuine Zhao Meng Fu!
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Read it after fasting and ablution
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This is disgusting!
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It's passed down from our forefathers
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depicting the process of copulation
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it's no big deal!
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Don't...
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Quit the act...
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You used to hate sex
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Last night you wouldn't let go of me!
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I want...
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You're so naughty!
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Don't laugh at me!
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No!
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Wonderful!
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You're the famous cat burglar Sai Kunlun?
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Pardon me...
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I'm an honorable man
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I pick my targets carefully
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Not the poor
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Not those holding a funeral
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Not those hosting a banquet
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Not those I've stolen from before
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No one I know
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Strangers want to get to know me
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Or fawn upon me
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it's hard to find a target these days
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Now we've become like old friends
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I don't mind telling you the truth
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I'm supposed to pursue my studies
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But I'm actually courting women
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Since you can break into anyone's house
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You can help me find my prey
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Damn! I'm late! Bye!
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I really want to come with you!
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He's weird!
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Did he pick your pocket?
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It's here!
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Is it empty?
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No, but he left me stones!
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I found your target!
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Big enough tits for you?
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Yes! Keep up the good work!
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Miss...
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Are you alright?
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Miss...did you drop this?
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- No!
- Take another look!
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Shame on you!
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Here's your money and 10% interest
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Master Sai...
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With your ability
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you can help me with women
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Help me break into their chambers
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If you help make my wish come true
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I'm willing to pay you generously
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It's risky to seduce someone's wife
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You may succeed initially
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But you'll eventually get dumped
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With my looks and talents?
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If you really want me to help you
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tell me how big is your dick?
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About this...
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When you screw a woman
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can you last half a joss stick?
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No problem!
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With aphrodisiac, I can last longer!
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There's a silk shop in the west end
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The owner's wife is your cup of tea
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Go take a look!
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Just to look?
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- Maybe there's action!
- Great!
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What was that noise?
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I tripped and fell down!
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Did you rip the fabric?
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No!
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No?
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No!
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- Eat!
- Sure!
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Why is there no fish tonight?
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There's none in the market!
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Not one fish in the entire market?
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No! Just not the kind you like!
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Speak clearly!
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Listen carefully before you answer me!
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Did you rip the fabric when you fell?
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Yes!
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Then you deserve a beating!
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I never said I won't do it!
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I just want to eat first!
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Are you done?
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Yes, thanks!
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Get over here!
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Come here!
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Hurry!
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What are you doing?
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Let you broaden your horizon!
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Her husband can last 3 joss sticks!
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But you can only last half a joss stick
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Look how big his dick is!
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You may brag all you want
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But yours is tiny
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it's best used as a tooth pick!
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This is for over estimating your ability
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in seducing someone else's wife!
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This is for your stupidity
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I'm not a lecher
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Yet you want me help you
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Do you think I'm a pimp?
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You're right about slapping me
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But I still need your help!
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You have character!
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Unless your dick is long like a horse's
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Master Sai...
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We've been apart for a month
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I feel lonely and sad
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I miss your hugs, kisses, screws
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My vagina feels itchy like bugs bite
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Do you know how this letter is written?
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It is written with ink
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mixed with my secretion
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Get me a knife!
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Why am I plagued with such a small dick?
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How I crave for a few more inches!
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You gave me looks and talents
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But you screwed me on the vital part!
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Damn! I'll cut you off!
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No, master! Don't!
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- Go away!
- Don't
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Blood! My God!
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Did it come off?
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Not quite, why?
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Why what?
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Why is yours bigger than mine?
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Vvhy?
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I don't know! Ask my mom!
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- No, Master!
- I'm asking you why?
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What's gong on?
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See for yourself!
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Closed! Doctor Ye on vacation
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I'm dead!
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I'm dead!
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Specialized in broken limbs
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Tian Can Zi is open for business
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I'm looking for Tian Can Zi
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- Please tell me...
- Say no more!
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The wound is caused by a blunt knife
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about 2 joss sticks' time ago!
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You out the vein, not the arteries
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I can cure you now
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You'll recover in 15 days, 20 taels in advance
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You have incredible skills
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It's such an eye opener
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Coaptation is my family trade for 7 generations
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Until my father
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with a stroke of luck
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found part of Hua Tuo's manual
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and learnt about surgery
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I've studied my father's work
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and branched out into transplants
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especially for sexual organs
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Transplanting an animal organ to human
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And make them man enough
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I'll be rich and famous
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Have you succeeded?
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I have mastered the basic techniques
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- Please give me a dog's dick!
- All right!
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Quiet!
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I don't mean you!
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Yours is too small, I won't use it!
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What about an elephant?
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That's too big!
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It'll be like having 3 legs!
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How about a horse?
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Sai Kunlun promised to help
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if my dick is long like a horse's!
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Get me a horse's dick!
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A scholar should not talk like that
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Pardon me!
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You must hurry if you need a transplant
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I'll be leaving in a few days
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By then, it'll be too late!
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Burn some joss sticks!
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May Master Hua Tuo watch over us
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Bless us with a successful operation!
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Please undress!
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It better not rain tonight
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We'll start around 3 a.m.
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Why wait till then?
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All sexual organs, human or beast
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are most excitable before dawn!
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If we operate at this hour
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we'll get the best result!
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Horses get excited when they see red
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Here we go!
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This is the anaesthetic
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After you drink it
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You'll feel nothing below the waist
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Give the wine to the horse!
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I said give this to the horse!
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Why wine and not anaesthetic?
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Anaesthetics have no effect on horses
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We'll intoxicate it with wine!
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Leave the last gulp!
285
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,568
What is this?
286
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,600
I learnt this from foreign books
287
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,604
it's called a guillotine
288
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,763
I made a small one for this operation
289
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,962
Quite an investment. Let me show you!
290
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,481
Not bad?
291
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,607
It shrunk!
292
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,565
Don't be scared!
293
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,082
I'm not!
294
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,844
I just saw a rat!
295
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,411
I'm afraid of rats!
296
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,681
- I'm afraid of the rain!
- Why
297
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,844
On a rainy night when I was little
298
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,607
I saw with my own eyes
299
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,364
my mom raped and killed
300
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,964
Since then, on rainy nights
301
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,804
Especially with thunder and lightning
302
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:38,050
I'll get extremely emotional...
303
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,485
Doctor...
304
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,886
it'll be dawn soon
305
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,045
Hold this, kid!
306
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,611
Put the bottle over there
307
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,530
We start before the first joss stick burns out
308
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,290
Or else it'll be useless
309
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,121
What about the second one?
310
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,601
We must wrap up before, the second one goes out
311
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,603
Why the long face?
312
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,091
Cheer up! Relax!
313
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,844
I'm as relaxed as I possibly can
314
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:06,484
Good! Let's do it!
315
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,325
I've out it off
316
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,802
and stopped the bleeding
317
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,882
- Is it done?
- Yes! Does it hurt
318
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,201
No!
319
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,965
You're useless, kid!
320
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,885
Get up, you coward!
321
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,526
What is it?
322
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,362
Nothing!
323
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,721
What's going on?
324
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,366
Just continue!
325
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,528
He's still sober after the whole jug!
326
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,330
He can certainly hold his liquor!
327
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,490
Damn! We're running out of time!
328
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,527
The horse is sober
329
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,965
Let's do this instead
330
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,725
I'll put yours back
331
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,287
And do it again later?
332
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,247
No!
333
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,765
It's a one-off deal!
334
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,046
I won't let you!
335
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,164
I told you we don't have time!
336
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,686
You may die from the inflammation!
337
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,161
Doggie, don't take that!
338
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,161
Doggie!
339
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,928
Give me back my dick!
340
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,486
Don't!
341
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,761
Give that back to me!
342
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,167
No! Give it back...
343
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,281
Well? Did you get it?
344
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,290
I got it back
345
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,282
But this is all that's left!
346
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,641
I have no choice
347
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,404
We'll use the kid's dick!
348
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,885
What about me?
349
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,644
Be a eunuch, what else?
350
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,200
Forget it! I have human rights too!
351
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,526
You're sold as a page boy
352
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,521
You have no rights
353
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,090
Human rights mean only food and clothes
354
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,809
Not the right to keep your dick!
355
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,047
- No!
- Take it out!
356
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,724
- No!
- Come back here!
357
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,080
No! I only have a small one
358
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,082
Just the same
359
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,851
Hurry and fetch the basin!
360
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,641
Ready...
361
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,242
Doctor...
362
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,560
What now?
363
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,528
Get up!
364
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,250
Get to work, kid!
365
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,367
Let me help you!
366
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:15,809
- Damn!
- What now?
367
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,486
Why can't I move?
368
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,965
I broke the jar of anaesthetic
369
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,291
and poured it all over you!
370
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,530
Fetch me that bottle of licorice root
371
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,961
Bring the basin as well!
372
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,041
Pour it on my hands!
373
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,127
Well?
374
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,607
Nothing!
375
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,044
Can't move!
376
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:40,928
That's trouble!
377
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,206
Can't move!
378
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,926
How long does it take?
379
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,889
At least half a joss stick's time
380
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,091
The joss stick is burning out!
381
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,927
No! I'm doomed!
382
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,811
Destiny!
383
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,089
You can move!
384
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,967
Master, he can move!
385
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,724
Stop! Don't strangle him!
386
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,763
Let go!
387
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,049
What kind of wine is this? Taste good!
388
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,482
The rain has stopped! Get back to work!
389
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,444
No sex in the next 100 days
390
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,365
or else you'll be impotent!
391
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,962
Buddy!
392
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,771
You sent for me
393
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,480
and challenged me to a duel
394
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,602
Here I am
395
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,531
I'll lend you my blade. Come on!
396
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,527
That's just an excuse to lure you here
397
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,769
I wish to repay your kindness!
398
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,841
Are you being sarcastic?
399
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,047
No! You're a man of your word
400
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,881
That's right!
401
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,605
When you lectured me
402
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,966
what was the last thing you said?
403
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,965
I'll give you a good beating
404
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:33,962
No!
405
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,126
Any tips?
406
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,286
Something to do with horses!
407
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,846
- Horse racing?
- No!
408
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:47,611
Horse's dick! You have one?
409
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,205
Boy! Sound the gong!
410
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,764
Damn! You can't fool me with that rod!
411
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,849
It looks like a horse's dick
412
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,122
But that can't be real!
413
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,725
It's real!
414
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,690
There's a scar at the base
415
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,124
It also has a different skin color
416
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,609
How did you do it?
417
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,250
You have a discerning eye
418
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,922
This is a genuine horse dick
419
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,963
I met a surgeon who transplanted it!
420
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,721
You have guts, my friend!
421
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,445
I admire you...
422
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,368
Get it up! Show me!
423
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,600
No problem!
424
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,484
Give him a hand, kid!
425
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,488
Use your mouth!
426
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,682
You went through hell for this?
427
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,524
You're finished, pal!
428
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,410
I wish I can help!
429
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,846
It's useless!
430
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,408
Save your breath, kid!
431
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,004
Before it rots
432
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,525
you better cut if off!
433
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,250
Or else the poison will go to your heart
434
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,009
I can help you with that!
435
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,685
- Come on!
- Wait...
436
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,488
Keep waving the blade
437
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,561
Are you kidding?
438
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,323
I feel something! Go on!
439
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,042
You get excited from waving the blade?
440
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,407
Yes!
441
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,210
Let's try...
442
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,287
Yes!
443
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,328
Go on!
444
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,165
Keep going! Don't stop!
445
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,049
My master never told me
446
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,088
this secret about the blade!
447
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,007
Can I help you?
448
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,844
I want white silk
449
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,121
Do you have any?
450
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,322
Yes! Have a seat!
451
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,607
This is not white enough
452
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,011
We have the whitest silk
453
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,600
I see! Compared to your hands
454
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,364
the silk is yellow!
455
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,730
Everything is a matter of matching
456
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,488
With your stunning beauty
457
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,007
In my opinion
458
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,964
You should marry someone with
459
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,091
my good looks and talents
460
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,882
If you marry a brute
461
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,723
who beats you and lets you go hungry
462
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,645
And makes you do strenuous work
463
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,242
until your fingers bleed
464
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,931
that would be like...
465
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,571
A flower on a pile of cow dung
466
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,047
Just like your vulgar husband
467
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,640
You bastard!
468
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,806
I'll kill you!
469
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,723
I'm come see you again!
470
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,762
Come back!
471
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,644
Damn it! Are you blind?
472
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,529
You stepped on my foot!
473
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,202
Do you own the street?
474
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,006
Sorry! it's my fault!
475
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,722
I didn't see you! Sorry!
476
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,447
Get lost!
477
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,249
It hurts!
478
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,646
I'll be gone for 10 days
479
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,808
If I find you with another man,
I'll wring your head off!
480
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,720
I don't trust her
481
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,406
Come in
482
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,920
You have left an indelible impression
483
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,330
"l feel bad about your beating by
that vulgar man"
484
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,204
I'm sending you medicine
485
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,647
It is quite effective
486
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,005
I'll drop by at midnight tonight
487
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,488
with food and wine
488
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,805
We can bare our souls
489
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,761
and recite poetry
490
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,406
Yours sincerely...
491
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,446
Have pity on my Iovesickness
492
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,768
I'm a virtuous woman
493
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,010
I'm not that casual
494
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,571
I bear gifts for you
495
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,051
as well as food and wine
496
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,283
All I ask is a drink and a chat
497
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,405
No!I can%
498
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,923
I can't believe this is a coincidence!
499
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,410
See for yourself!
500
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,928
My husband has the key
501
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,246
This is my friend Sai Kunlun
502
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,845
He's a famous locksmith
503
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,050
This is delicious!
504
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,167
Put it down!
505
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,447
Go away!
506
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,081
You helped this lecher seduce my wife
507
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,408
and made me a cuckold!
508
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,206
I've become a laughing stock
509
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,649
I can't beat you
510
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,088
But have a heart!
511
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,366
I'll fight back if you corner me!
512
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,008
Now in front of my friends and relatives
513
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,647
We must resolve this
514
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,840
I don't want any trouble
515
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,160
Have him give me 100 taels of silver
516
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,808
I'll sell him my wife
517
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,889
And I'll leave here for good!
518
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,203
If you won't do this
519
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,522
You might as well kill me!
520
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,405
- Damn!
- Spineless wretch!
521
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,642
I'm resuming my post in the capital
522
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,809
I won't have leave for at least 6 months
523
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,965
I don't mind if you serve the Emperor
524
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,361
You better not go whoring!
525
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,766
Is that what you think of me?
526
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,650
You contracted gonorrhea last time
527
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,281
and lied about it!
528
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,566
You played me for a fool!
529
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,961
I made this for you
530
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,963
Wear it if you go whoring
531
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,721
I'll kill you if you contract anything
532
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,885
This size doesn't fit!
533
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,322
This is tailor made for you
534
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,124
it'll fit your dick!
535
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,682
It's not that crooked!
536
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,770
I know you're bisexual
537
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,645
I really don't understand
538
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,290
How can your husband satisfy you?
539
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,928
Is his dick crooked?
540
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:02,727
Whip me!
541
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,521
What were you doing with the pen?
542
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,804
Painting!
543
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,968
You paint lying down?
544
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,845
What's this garbage?
545
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,447
It's secretion
546
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,487
I mean...it's ink and wash
547
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,206
Ink and wash?
548
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,688
What's so secretive?
549
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,084
Why close all the windows?
550
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,721
Pornographic painting!
551
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,280
This is outrageous!
552
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,405
What have I taught you?
553
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,926
You read this trash
554
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,441
while you write this filth?
555
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,601
Master!
556
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,685
Where have you been?
557
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,282
I brought Wang Qi to meet the mistress
558
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,481
Really?
559
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,522
Master
560
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,322
This is the young mistress
561
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:26,847
Hello!
562
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,725
Wang Qi is the new gardener
563
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,727
You're not allowed inside the chamber
564
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,850
Or I'll have you locked up!
565
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:39,961
Yes, sir!
566
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,849
- Get back to work!
- Yes!
567
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,401
Kneel down!
568
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,004
Read Zhu Zhi's Four Books on discipline
569
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,445
Don't get up until you memorized it!
570
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,447
You!
571
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,251
You should have told me about her
572
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,086
Put out your hand!
573
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,361
The other one!
574
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,320
You'll have to kneel too!
575
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,722
Madam
576
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:33,608
What is it?
577
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,842
Your cousin is barging in
578
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,727
I'm unable to stop her!
579
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,563
Hide...
580
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:40,283
Over here!
581
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:41,847
Help me!
582
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,205
Take out the calligraphy and painting
583
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,328
Hurry...
584
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,569
You haven't visited me for a long time
585
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:06,091
Your husband is away, are you lonely?
586
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,284
Why are these on the bed?
587
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,850
I want to dry them under the sun
588
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,886
So the trunk is empty
589
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:29,531
There are stones inside
590
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:39,882
We agreed to stick together through thick and thin
591
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,042
Yes!
592
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,963
If you have something good
593
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,884
Should you share it with me?
594
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,087
Yes!
595
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,364
Did you come across a giant dick?
596
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,685
I don't know what you're talking about
597
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,811
He left last night
598
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,765
You're too late!
599
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,164
What kind of juice is this?
600
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:33,124
It's still warm
601
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,571
Wait on him
602
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:35,841
Where am I?
603
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,282
This room is connected to
604
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,406
Rui Zhu's room next door
605
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,925
Our mistress is Hua Chen
606
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,286
She's Rui Zhu's cousin
607
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,887
She became a widow after 2 years
608
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,001
There's a rumor going on
609
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,605
our master died from over indulgence
610
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:50,803
in sexual pleasures! That's not true!
611
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:34,124
As I know more about life
612
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,801
and my husband is on the road
613
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,771
My loneliness becomes unbearable
614
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,164
I had an affair with Wang Qi
615
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,409
And is now bearing his child
616
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,402
I'm ashamed to see you
617
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:53,367
So I must leave you
618
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,764
I'll pray to Heaven
619
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:59,647
And wish for your health and longevity
620
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:03,483
Your unfilial daughter, Yu Xiang
621
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,604
Have some tea
622
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:30,283
I hired a palanquin for you
623
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,365
So the trip won't be too difficult
624
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,571
Be careful, don't make it too bumpy!
625
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,683
What are you doing?
626
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:07,401
Help me! Wang Qi!
627
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,768
Wang Qi, help!
628
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,283
Where are you, Wang Qi?
629
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,409
Let me go!
630
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,963
Who are you? What are you doing?
631
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:31,442
I'm Gu Xian Niang
632
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,600
Your husband sold you to our brothel
633
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,448
Here's the contract
634
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:47,087
Don't! I'm pregnant!
635
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:50,050
Precisely because you're pregnant
636
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,888
The herbal tea you took
637
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:56,168
is to induce an abortion!
638
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:58,644
The massage
639
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:02,122
is to help you abort the baby!
640
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:08,931
No! Let me go! Help!
641
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,243
Your Majesty, the rebels are in pursuit
642
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,324
The tyrant Wei Yang Sheng
643
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,401
raped women
644
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,561
and massacred common people
645
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,608
By virtue of the mandate from Heaven
646
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,569
the tyrant is sentenced to
647
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:54,122
torture and rape until death
648
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:04,240
No! This is too crazy!
649
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:05,722
Tyrant!
650
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,680
You took a horse's dick
651
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,131
The mare will be reunited with its mate
652
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,807
No! Help!
653
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:27,650
You only focus on 2 points
654
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:29,245
and 4 positions
655
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:32,725
First, write with your vagina
656
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,128
regardless of the size of the words
657
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,482
they must appear to be written by hand
658
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:44,645
This will train your vagina
659
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,725
and your waist
660
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:53,123
Second, practice with your tongue
661
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:00,123
taste the gall
662
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:06,246
If you can tolerate the bitterness
663
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,130
YOU Can OVSFCOITIG
664
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:11,124
the odor from any body parts
665
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,328
During this process
666
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,691
your abdomen will contract
667
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,683
This is a good practice
668
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:37,482
When you accomplish all this
669
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,766
You can revive your patrons
670
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,410
Help them feel like a man again!
671
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,685
If you possess this unique skill
672
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:51,604
You'll be the top prostitute
673
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,530
Watch your step
674
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,451
I can see
675
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,685
I'm not blind
676
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,525
Be careful!
677
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,924
They want me to give you this!
678
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,889
My husband's sudden return
679
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:34,770
forces me to part with you
680
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:35,887
I miss you
681
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:38,008
I'm losing appetite and sleep
682
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,401
My husband tells me
683
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,564
There's a famous doctor
684
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:44,683
who can revive any man!
685
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,811
Cure your imperial dick
686
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,527
And when my husband leaves
687
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:52,683
We can copulate again
688
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,686
My cousin has prepared a surprise
689
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,851
Your lover, Rui Zhu
690
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,883
We'll visit the capital
691
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,328
Would you like to come?
692
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:06,482
I can't!
693
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:10,208
A constable by the name of Iron Hand
694
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,725
has come after me
695
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,881
I must stay and challenge him to a duel
696
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,530
What does the sign say?
697
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:23,764
Chamber of Revolving Heaven
698
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:27,842
Please come in, Master Cai
699
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,041
Please sit down!
700
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:47,481
Take your time!
701
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:18,930
Here comes the doctor!
702
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:49,001
This is Master Cai from Kaifeng
703
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,285
How are you?
704
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,089
We'll help you undress!
705
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:57,884
Let the doctor examine you!
706
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,368
He can't be my husband, he's too big!
707
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,526
Well? How am I?
708
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,571
You have a great gift
709
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,211
But your over indulgence
710
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,090
has resulted in kidney failure
711
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,809
I can cure you with medicine
712
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:40,690
You'll be well in no time
713
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:44,361
She sounds like my wife
714
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:15,882
This doesn't work!
715
01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:19,284
You have something incredible
716
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,562
it's responding to my treatment
717
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:24,205
But not quite
718
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,328
If you wear a red scarf and try again
719
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,926
I guarantee it'll work
720
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,525
Red scarf?
721
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,685
This is a transplant
722
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:38,082
It used to be...
723
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:39,570
...tiny, right?
724
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:40,722
How do you know?
725
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:43,762
Just a wild guess!
726
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,366
It's you!
727
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,126
I knew when I grabbed your tits
728
01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:58,691
In this world
729
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:01,730
Only my wife has a petite body
730
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:03,165
and tits the size of water melons
731
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:11,241
You bitch! I taught you the techniques
732
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,370
Now you're using them
733
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,444
as a prostitute!
734
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,005
Don't!
735
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,560
Don't!
736
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,001
Come back!
737
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:38,207
Come back!
738
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:40,408
Sir!
739
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,681
Come back!
740
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,851
- Sir!
- Come out, bitch
741
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:49,842
No!
742
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,967
Come on out!
743
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:53,008
I'll strip you
744
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:55,090
Parade you through the streets in a cage
745
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:59,290
And bring shame to your moralist father
746
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:00,488
Who are you?
747
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:02,121
How dare you start trouble here?
748
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,168
The commander is my patron
749
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,731
She's my wife
750
01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:09,963
I'll sue you for kidnapping
751
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:11,287
Move away!
752
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,883
Qiu Yan, don't worry!
753
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:16,770
Break in!
754
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:26,525
Qiu Yan...you silly girl!
755
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:30,366
Bring me a stool...let her down
756
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:40,365
She's dead...
757
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,201
You're in trouble!
758
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,925
I know my mistakes now, Master
759
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,650
I believe in retribution
760
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:24,120
I've done many evil deeds
761
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:28,963
I lost my hands in the duel
762
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:32,290
I must go in hiding
763
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,804
I know my mistakes
764
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:42,411
You have returned
765
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,843
Please let me stay here
766
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:51,161
You'll be tonsured and named Wanshi
767
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:53,165
Please take me in as well
768
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:57,049
Face the wall and meditate
769
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,251
Summon Kumeng
770
01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:05,811
Have you made peace?
771
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,643
Whenever I close my eyes
772
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:12,766
I see Yu Xiang's baby
773
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:16,243
coming at me for revenge
774
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,483
Wanshi, turn around
775
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,688
Do you know each other?
776
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,641
Today you get retribution for yesterday's crimes
777
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,401
Tomorrow, you get retribution for today's crimes
778
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:37,130
Love and hate perpetuate retribution
779
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:40,244
Set aside your hatred, be your true self
780
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:42,329
Understand?
781
01:32:43,305 --> 01:32:49,920
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