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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,935 --> 00:00:08,939 [beachy music] 2 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:22,850 [Christmas music] 3 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:21,184 [gong] 4 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,777 [adventure music] 5 00:01:27,811 --> 00:01:30,883 [explosions] 6 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:02,018 [explosions] 7 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:08,231 [knock] 8 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:09,819 - Charlie, time to go to the park. 9 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,407 - Okay, Aunt Ting. 10 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,171 [moves to silence] 11 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,934 ["Jingle Bells" in Chinese] 12 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:23,453 [Ting chuckles] 13 00:02:23,488 --> 00:02:24,903 Arr, ya swine. 14 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,285 I'll have ya walk the plank before I'm done with ya. 15 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:29,770 Ya need a good keelhauling as well. 16 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:33,498 Aunt Ting, I'm a pirate just like Black Bart. 17 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,016 - Yes, you are. 18 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,157 Except you're a good pirate. 19 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:38,572 - Arr. 20 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:39,538 - [Aunt Ting] A very good one. 21 00:02:42,127 --> 00:02:44,302 Hey, Charlie, we need to talk. 22 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:47,270 Can you come and sit with me for a few minutes? 23 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,996 - Okay. 24 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,246 - You know how we talked about 25 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,902 your dad coming to visit, right? 26 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:00,835 - Yeah, he's bringing me an iPad, 27 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:03,390 we're gonna finish our model ship together and -- 28 00:03:04,322 --> 00:03:06,289 - Your dad's not coming. 29 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:10,086 - What are you saying? 30 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:14,608 - When your dad left you with me, after your mom died, 31 00:03:14,642 --> 00:03:18,888 and he moved to Los Angeles in the United States, 32 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:24,445 we both knew it wasn't gonna be forever. 33 00:03:25,653 --> 00:03:26,861 So ... 34 00:03:28,138 --> 00:03:29,692 Yeah, I have to go back to the university 35 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:32,522 and I have to pursue my master's degree, 36 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:35,801 so I'm not gonna be able to take care of you anymore. 37 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,012 - [Charlie] I'm gonna miss you so much, Aunt Ting. 38 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,393 So much. 39 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:45,397 - But you know your father misses you 40 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:48,607 very much as well and ... 41 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:53,371 And he loves you very much and you belong with him so ... 42 00:03:55,062 --> 00:03:58,376 Anyway, I will see you this Christmas 43 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,929 because I'm planning a trip there, 44 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:04,278 so maybe you can show me around Hollywood. 45 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:05,728 [Ting giggles] 46 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:18,258 [whimsical music] 47 00:04:21,571 --> 00:04:25,782 ["Jingle Bells"] 48 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:33,721 - Charlie! 49 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:42,558 Charlie, you're going to be late for school. 50 00:04:42,592 --> 00:04:44,663 - School is boring. 51 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,907 - What would Santa say about that? 52 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:55,778 - [Charlie] Diana, stop it with the Santa stuff. 53 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,676 I know he isn't real, okay? 54 00:04:57,711 --> 00:05:00,196 - Charlie, don't call me Diana. 55 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,818 It's mom to you. 56 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:05,305 - Yeah, just have it your way, Diana. 57 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,341 - [Diana] Have a good day at school! 58 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:14,106 - Have you played the submarine base level yet? 59 00:05:14,141 --> 00:05:15,694 - The one where you're a sniper? 60 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:19,215 - Yeah, you also get to play a UAV that shoots rockets. 61 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:21,390 - There's a rocket launcher that shoots rockets 62 00:05:21,424 --> 00:05:23,702 in Battlefield of Glory 3 too. 63 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:24,427 - Cool! 64 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:25,842 - Cool. 65 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:27,706 - Oh, iPads are so neat. 66 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:29,674 - My dad's getting me one for Christmas. 67 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,435 - My mom says that if I'm good and keep my room clean, 68 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:35,093 Santa would bring me one for Christmas too. 69 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,646 - Santa? 70 00:05:36,681 --> 00:05:38,130 - Really, dude? 71 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:40,236 - Where do presents come from then? 72 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,445 - Mostly from Amazon and Toys'R'Us. 73 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,516 - My mom likes to shop at Target. 74 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:45,724 - [Blonde boy] That's stupid. 75 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:47,933 I mean, whenever Santa leaves our house, 76 00:05:47,968 --> 00:05:50,177 the cookies I left for him are gone. 77 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:52,352 If he doesn't eat them, then who does? 78 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,283 - Your dad, stupid. 79 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:54,802 That's why he's so fat. 80 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,494 - I'm gonna tell my dad on you. 81 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:58,358 - Just go ahead. 82 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,290 - Look, George, does your mom ever take 83 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:01,775 you to the mall to see Santa? 84 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,811 - She took me last Christmas. 85 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:07,090 - Don't tell me you thought that was the real Santa Claus? 86 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,679 - No, it was one of his helpers. 87 00:06:09,714 --> 00:06:13,338 - Look, George, they're just regular guys hired by the mall. 88 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,996 I'm older than you and I know these things. 89 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:23,106 Well the school bus is late again. 90 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,385 Oh yeah, I'm gonna walk home through Hollywood today. 91 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,110 Do you guys wanna join me? 92 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:29,389 - I can't, I'm takin' the bus. 93 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,909 - I can't, my mom's taking me to the mall to see Santa. 94 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:39,778 ["Deck the Halls"] 95 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:46,742 - So we had a really good summer. 96 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:49,399 It's just been a bit slow through the fall. 97 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:51,332 - A bit slow, Sam? 98 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:53,369 You missed this month's loan payment. 99 00:07:54,301 --> 00:07:57,649 - I have the first half of November's payment 100 00:07:57,684 --> 00:08:00,031 and the rest will be in in a few days. 101 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:01,998 Just a month behind. 102 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:03,690 - Appreciate the gesture, Sam, 103 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:06,934 but half a payment doesn't cover what ya owe. 104 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:12,215 After discussing the matter with my partners at the bank, 105 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:15,218 we've made a decision to call in your bank loan. 106 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,394 - Call in? 107 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:20,085 What do you mean? 108 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,329 - It means we're gonna close the restaurant. 109 00:08:22,363 --> 00:08:24,504 We're gonna close it this afternoon. 110 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,540 I want ya out of there today. 111 00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:28,404 And if you're not, well, I'm gonna send 112 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:30,613 Little Stevie over here to pay a visit 113 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,270 and that will not be a pleasant experience 114 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,547 for you, I guarantee it. 115 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:36,274 - We only just need a bit more time. 116 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,518 - [Man with tie] You're all out of time, Sam. 117 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,899 The bank has repossessed the place. 118 00:08:43,246 --> 00:08:45,628 - Can you at least wait till after Christmas? 119 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,147 - Christmas, Christmas. 120 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:50,322 Christmas is just another day, Sam, just like any other. 121 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:52,911 Now if you don't mind, I need to get back to work. 122 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:55,224 - But I ... 123 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,053 - Out today, Sam. 124 00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:04,578 Sam! 125 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,548 Have a great day. 126 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,102 [laughs] 127 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:21,768 [Christmas music] 128 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:23,355 - Here, Chester. 129 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:28,706 Okay, here. 130 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,783 Dad, why are you home so early? 131 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:39,509 Is there a problem at the restaurant? 132 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:41,028 - Everything's fine. 133 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:43,272 Don't worry about that, okay? 134 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:44,445 - We'll talk about it later. 135 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,206 - Yeah, just go to your room, okay? 136 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,361 - [Diana] Charlie! 137 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,363 Charlie, dinner! 138 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:14,510 - So, Charlie, how was school today? 139 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:17,513 - George still believe in Santa Claus so we made fun of him. 140 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:19,895 - Charlie, that's mean. 141 00:10:19,929 --> 00:10:22,311 - Only babies believe in Santa Claus. 142 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:25,659 - Are you just going to let this go? 143 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:28,455 - Look, Charlie, it's not nice to make fun of other kids 144 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,284 regardless of what they believe. 145 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:31,527 It's called bullying. 146 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:33,149 - But there isn't any Santa! 147 00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:35,807 - You can't make fun of somebody's beliefs, Charlie. 148 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:38,396 - Shut up, Diana, you're not even my real mom. 149 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,190 - [Diana] Charlie! 150 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,605 - Go to your room. 151 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,469 - Diana's teriyaki chicken is terrible anyway! 152 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,748 - I'm sorry. 153 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:52,617 [harp music] 154 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:03,179 Hey, buddy, you missed dessert. 155 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:08,219 It's your favorite, strawberry ice cream. 156 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:13,086 'kay, more for me then. 157 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,850 - What happened at the restaurant today? 158 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:21,957 - Remember when I took out a loan 159 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:24,097 at the bank to open up the restaurant? 160 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:25,581 - Yeah. 161 00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:28,860 - [Sam] Well, when you take out a loan from the bank, 162 00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:31,000 you have to pay it back every month or they can take away 163 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,933 the thing that you got the loan for. 164 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,659 - Like the restaurant? 165 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,696 - Exactly like the restaurant. 166 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:40,838 I missed a month payment and they took my restaurant away. 167 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:43,219 - Then you don't own the restaurant anymore? 168 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:44,427 - No. 169 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,845 - What are you gonna do for a job then? 170 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,262 - I don't know. 171 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,436 But we're gonna be okay, okay? 172 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:54,403 We're just gonna have to change 173 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,060 a few things for a little bit. 174 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,578 We're gonna have to have a smaller Christmas, 175 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,753 and that means fewer presents and things. 176 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:02,618 - Oh, okay. 177 00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:03,792 - And if we're gonna get through this, 178 00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:05,725 we've got to come together as a family, 179 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,657 and that means respecting your new mother. 180 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,693 - She is not my mom! 181 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,660 My mom is gone. 182 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:18,772 - When someone dies, you don't get to die too. 183 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,705 You have to move on. 184 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,396 - I miss her. 185 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:24,088 - [Sam] I miss her too. 186 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:27,643 And I love your new mother very much. 187 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:29,162 - [Charlie] I don't. 188 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:33,304 - I don't expect you to, but I do expect you to respect her. 189 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:35,478 - Okay, I'll apologize. 190 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,895 - [Sam] Good, that's very good. 191 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,034 But you were very mean to her 192 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,070 so you're gonna have to be punished. 193 00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:44,902 I know you have the next week coming up off from school 194 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,042 because of Christmas, so on Friday after school, 195 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:48,388 you're gonna go over to your Uncle Bart's 196 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,217 house to help him clean it up. 197 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,150 - Dad, that's the day before Christmas Eve! 198 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,703 - [Sam] Don't dad me. 199 00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,809 I don't care if it's before Christmas or after Christmas, 200 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,811 you're going over to your Uncle Bart's house. 201 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,330 He needs help to clean it up. 202 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:03,783 - But Uncle Bart is weird, grumpy, and smells funny. 203 00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:07,234 - Your Uncle Bart is getting a little older, 204 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:10,755 but respect means respecting your uncle too. 205 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:14,621 Alright. 206 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:31,051 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"] 207 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:11,022 [adventure music] 208 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,901 - Ooga, booga! [Charlie screams] 209 00:14:27,936 --> 00:14:30,283 That is how they say hello in the Amazon jungle. 210 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,525 - You scared me. 211 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,561 - Scared you? 212 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,045 - That mask! 213 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,116 - A witch doctor from the Kogi tribe 214 00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:38,532 gave this to me as a gift. 215 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,156 I never thought of it as being scary. 216 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:53,168 Aye, the winds whisper that ya been a naughty lad. 217 00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:54,894 - [Charlie] Yeah, that's what my dad said. 218 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,930 - Then it must be true, Master Charles. 219 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,484 This humble abode is in desperate need 220 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,866 of a young man's ministrations. 221 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,557 - What? 222 00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:05,111 - It's time to clean the house. 223 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,808 Don't touch that! 224 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,327 - Why not? 225 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,536 - Well, bad things could happen. 226 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,847 Or good things. 227 00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:21,921 Or bad and good things. 228 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,577 - But it's just a watch. 229 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:27,029 - Aye, nothing is ever as it seems, Master Charles. 230 00:15:27,064 --> 00:15:29,514 Watches are not just watches 231 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:33,518 in the right hands or the wrong hands. 232 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,803 Charles, don't touch that either! 233 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:44,874 Never open strange doors, laddie. 234 00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:47,774 Ya never know where they might lead. 235 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:51,398 Only open a door when you know where you're goin'. 236 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,917 Do you know where you're goin'? 237 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:54,712 - No. 238 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,231 - Then step away from there. 239 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,890 - Then what am I supposed to do? 240 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,927 - Come on out back to my little garden. 241 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,033 The fresh juice of a lemon 242 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,725 and fresh air will brighten your day. 243 00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:10,245 - And no Christmas presents. 244 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:11,867 That's what my dad said. 245 00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,421 - Aye, these be tough times for ya, laddie. 246 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:17,114 Tougher than any hurricane or gale I've ever lived through. 247 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,356 Arr. 248 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:22,084 - I know, it's just I just wish I could help. 249 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,499 - Like how? 250 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,294 - [Charlie] Like help my dad get his restaurant back. 251 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:26,502 The bank took it away. 252 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,332 That means the bank can give it back, right? 253 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,023 - Aye, banks are never one to give back 254 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,784 once they have their grip on what ya got. 255 00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:35,442 That's why I keep me pension in my sea chest 256 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,066 down in old Port Royal, Jamaica. 257 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,207 - My dad always said that he thought you were a pirate. 258 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,036 Or you thought you were. 259 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:45,383 - Aye, there's no thinking about it. 260 00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:48,938 Either you arr or you arren't. 261 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,837 - That's a bad joke. 262 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:54,151 - Are we here to swap tales, laddie? 263 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,704 Or are we here to fix your problem? 264 00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,051 - How are you gonna fix my problem? 265 00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:02,469 - I'm not, but I may know someone who will for a price. 266 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,677 - Who? 267 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,196 - [Uncle Bart] His name is old St. Nick. 268 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,404 - Santa Claus? 269 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,957 - Aye, yes, sir. 270 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:11,547 - Everyone knows that there's no such thing as Santa Claus. 271 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,515 - What did you say? 272 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:14,999 - [Charlie] Santa Claus is kid's stuff. 273 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,312 It's made up. 274 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:18,658 - Come with me. 275 00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:21,005 [adventure music] 276 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,834 - What's this? 277 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:27,287 - Aye, this is my diary from a perilous expedition 278 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,875 to the North Pole. 279 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:31,153 - Mom never said anything about this. 280 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,706 - She never knew. 281 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:37,021 This expedition happened many years before she was born. 282 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,505 - What happened? 283 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:41,163 - Arr, let's open it and have a look. 284 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:50,690 - I can't read it. 285 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,796 - It's written in a language called Low Elvish. 286 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:54,935 - What's that? 287 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,661 - Just the opposite of High Elvish. 288 00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,491 - And what's that? 289 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,113 - Well it's a special language that's 290 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,702 spoken between Santa and the elves. 291 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,705 One that even I have difficulty with. 292 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:09,398 Let's go and turn the page and see what's goin' on here. 293 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:14,023 I was on a journey to prove or disprove 294 00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:16,509 the existence of a certain man. 295 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:21,893 I journeyed far and encountered many dangers along the way. 296 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:25,207 And I finally found him, the jolly old elf himself. 297 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,553 - You found Santa Claus? 298 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:29,487 - [Uncle Bart] Aye, and we became fast friends. 299 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:32,904 - [Charlie] My dad always said that you were a little crazy. 300 00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:36,977 - So ya think I'm crazy, do ya? 301 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,877 - More like a little different. 302 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:45,193 - Have ya written to Santa about this problem of yours? 303 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,677 - What's the point? 304 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:50,612 - If ya write a letter to Santa and explain your dilemma, 305 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,510 ya won't have to sweep the floor. 306 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:53,304 - Really? 307 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,237 - Aye, here ya go. 308 00:18:57,205 --> 00:19:02,244 - Dear Santa, the bank has closed my dad's restaurant. 309 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:05,178 All I want for Christmas is 310 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,732 for my dad to get his restaurant back. 311 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,078 - Love, Charlie. 312 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,494 There ya go. 313 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,510 - Hey! 314 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,133 - Well how else is it supposed to get to Santa? 315 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,623 Hello, Sam. 316 00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,694 No, no, no, Charlie's being a good boy. 317 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:42,042 Turns out I'm gonna need him for at least another day. 318 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,044 Aye, the brig is in shambles. 319 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,839 This place is a mess and I thought that 320 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,221 him and I could do a little bonding. 321 00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,017 Don't worry, Sam, I'll have him home in time for Christmas. 322 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:55,228 Oh yeah, and by the way, throw him a change of clothing 323 00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:59,128 in a duffel bag and send it over later on tonight. 324 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,785 Aye, okay. 325 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,925 Have a nice night, bye bye. 326 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:15,628 [whimsical music] 327 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,863 - [Charlie] Uncle Bart, Santa answered! 328 00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:45,623 He might be real after all. 329 00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:47,694 - Arr, I never doubted it, lad. 330 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:49,317 - But it's in that weird language. 331 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,697 I couldn't really read it. 332 00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,492 - Yeah, I can't read Elvish either. 333 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:53,907 Here, hold this a minute. 334 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,773 Take the book and figure it out. 335 00:20:57,808 --> 00:20:59,258 Let's go inside. 336 00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:06,334 ["God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"] 337 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,303 It says here that Santa has granted you 338 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:13,237 an audience to plead your case. 339 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,550 - So that means my dad will get his restaurant back? 340 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,068 - Not exactly, but at least you 341 00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,864 have the opportunity to ask him. 342 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:22,177 - Well, at least I get to see him. 343 00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:24,524 - The journey will be difficult, Master Charles. 344 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:27,078 You face three challenges. 345 00:21:27,113 --> 00:21:31,117 You must restore the Christmas spirit in three people. 346 00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:33,326 - Which three? 347 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,845 - He doesn't say. 348 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,433 He never says. 349 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,952 Ya got any ideas? 350 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:41,403 - Closing down our restaurant right before Christmas 351 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:43,750 wasn't really a Christmasy thing to do. 352 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:44,820 - Aye, I agree. 353 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,374 - What about that guy? 354 00:21:46,408 --> 00:21:49,342 - I like it, an evil banker. 355 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:51,171 Capital idea. 356 00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:53,622 - I bet if we go to the bank we can find him. 357 00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:55,555 - Classic idea. 358 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,523 Our quest begins! 359 00:21:57,557 --> 00:21:59,110 Tally-ho! 360 00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:02,390 - Are we driving the van to see Santa? 361 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:04,184 - Nay, laddie. 362 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:07,291 If you accomplish your mission, your task, 363 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,086 a very special vessel will take you 364 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,122 to the North Pole to see Santa Claus. 365 00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:13,193 - You said we needed three people. 366 00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:15,368 - Aye, three to be precise. 367 00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:17,922 - Hmm, so the banker is one. 368 00:22:17,957 --> 00:22:20,062 We need to find two more. 369 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:22,548 - I figured after my experience as a world 370 00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:27,138 traveler explorer, that whenever you embark up on a journey, 371 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,382 no matter how perilous or how long, 372 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:32,903 everything eventually falls into place, aye. 373 00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:34,353 - You've done this before then? 374 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,597 - Aye, adventures, quests, to save Christmas 375 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,323 or Easter or some such? 376 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,808 Aye, many times over the years, laddie. 377 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,432 - You don't believe in the Easter Bunny, do ya? 378 00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:45,398 - Believe? 379 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,193 I've actually met the rascal. 380 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,367 - Come on. 381 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,541 - He's not the little fuzzy, funny 382 00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:53,268 little bunny you might think he is. 383 00:22:53,302 --> 00:22:56,547 He's more of a, how should I say, 384 00:22:56,582 --> 00:23:00,275 temperamental, grouchy old rabbit. 385 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:02,139 Here, take it. 386 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:03,865 - What's this for? 387 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:07,040 - Arr, keep it close to ya, laddie. 388 00:23:07,075 --> 00:23:09,940 Ya just might need it, arr. 389 00:23:10,734 --> 00:23:13,668 [engine starts] 390 00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:21,538 ["We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] 391 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:34,274 Aye, we have a flat tire, lad. 392 00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:36,484 I suspect treachery. 393 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,143 [weird noises] 394 00:23:41,178 --> 00:23:43,456 - Who is in there? 395 00:23:45,147 --> 00:23:48,461 Come on out and I won't hurt you. 396 00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:55,951 [screaming] 397 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:59,230 [screaming] 398 00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:01,474 [magical music] 399 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:02,441 Pretty good gag, huh? 400 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,511 [Charlie screams] 401 00:24:03,545 --> 00:24:07,376 Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah! 402 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,034 Stop, stop it, stop it! 403 00:24:10,069 --> 00:24:11,829 - [Uncle Bart] Aye, treachery, I knew it. 404 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,521 I knew it! 405 00:24:13,555 --> 00:24:15,143 I've been expecting you, spirit. 406 00:24:15,177 --> 00:24:16,075 - Expecting me? 407 00:24:16,109 --> 00:24:17,525 You know who sent me? 408 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:19,492 And how many times have I told you 409 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,563 I'm not a spirit, I'm an elf? 410 00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:24,463 - [Uncle Bart] Well take this can of inflator, elf. 411 00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:27,604 Fix that tire and get us back on the road! 412 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:32,263 Hurry up! 413 00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:35,266 - So who are you and why were you eating my peanut butter? 414 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,647 - [Elf] Because I was hungry. 415 00:24:36,682 --> 00:24:38,615 Don't be a stupid plunker. 416 00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:41,238 - Eric, language, watch it. 417 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,550 - What does plunker mean? 418 00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:44,483 - Charlie, plunker's a very, very 419 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,692 bad word where he comes from. 420 00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,659 - I'm one of Santa's elves, see, 421 00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:51,455 and I'm being punished because last year I had 422 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,802 a little too much Christmas cider, flew the sleigh right 423 00:24:53,837 --> 00:24:55,701 into the House of Parliament in London. 424 00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:56,771 Not good. 425 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:57,979 Don't recommend it. 426 00:24:58,013 --> 00:25:00,153 - So you speak Elvish? 427 00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:01,672 - I do actually. 428 00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:03,363 Well thank you very much. 429 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:04,744 ♪ [lyrics] Here comes Santa Claus, 430 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,435 ♪ here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa -- ♪ 431 00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,851 - Hey, he said Elvish. 432 00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:09,093 - [Eric] Oh, sorry. 433 00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:10,267 Thought you were referring to the king 434 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,269 of rock and roll, Elvish Presley. 435 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,271 But I do speak Elvish. 436 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,757 - So what's with the bathrobe, flip flops, and shower cap? 437 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:20,139 - Well I was taking a nice long shower, see, 438 00:25:20,173 --> 00:25:22,555 singing some Christmas carols, Santa pops in says, 439 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,006 "You got to go right now and help the lad." 440 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,939 That's why I'm here. 441 00:25:26,973 --> 00:25:28,250 You can imagine my surprise 442 00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:31,840 when Santa jerked open the shower curtain. 443 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,601 - [Uncle Bart] Master Charles and I are here on a quest 444 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:36,327 to show three people the spirit of Christmas 445 00:25:36,362 --> 00:25:38,985 so Charles can see Santa. 446 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:42,506 - Yes, I know, because I was sent to help you, remember? 447 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,507 Part of my punishment. 448 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,439 - Aye. 449 00:25:44,473 --> 00:25:46,199 - So the guy who runs the bank 450 00:25:46,234 --> 00:25:47,925 took my dad's restaurant away. 451 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,893 - Now he's a plunker if I ever saw one. 452 00:25:49,927 --> 00:25:52,585 - Eric, language, and I'm not gonna tell you again. 453 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,725 - He hears worse in school every day. 454 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,037 - I don't care. 455 00:25:56,071 --> 00:25:57,314 - And the other two? 456 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,523 - We'll pick them up as we go along the journey. 457 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,352 - Well I fear you'll have no luck there 458 00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:04,355 because the spirit of Christmas is gone! 459 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:05,771 - [Charlie] You're awfully loud. 460 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:07,220 - Thank you. 461 00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:09,395 I often do Shakespeare in the park on my days off. 462 00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:11,777 - So why do you say the spirit of Christmas is gone? 463 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:12,847 - Well, with this. 464 00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:14,469 Come on, I'll show ya. 465 00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:22,339 ["Oh Come All Ye Faithful"] 466 00:26:50,263 --> 00:26:54,129 [Eric whistles "Jingle Bells"] 467 00:26:54,164 --> 00:26:56,476 - [Uncle Bart] So do you come here often, Eric? 468 00:26:56,511 --> 00:26:58,375 - [mumbling] 469 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,239 - Are you boys all set? 470 00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:02,621 What can I get for you? 471 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:05,002 - Aye, I'll have a grog, my lady. 472 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,867 - You're cute. 473 00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:09,524 - I'll have a Sprite. 474 00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:13,321 - And I will have an appletini. 475 00:27:14,909 --> 00:27:17,118 - Yeah, but what do you want to drink? 476 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:20,121 - As I said, an appletini. 477 00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:23,434 That's an apple flavored martini. 478 00:27:23,469 --> 00:27:25,091 - [Voiceover] Hey. 479 00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:28,681 It takes a brave man to come into my bar wearing a dress. 480 00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:30,303 - It's a robe. 481 00:27:30,338 --> 00:27:31,857 - [chuckles] Right. 482 00:27:31,891 --> 00:27:34,583 And ordering an apple martini? 483 00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:41,211 But customer's always right. 484 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,040 One apple martini. 485 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:46,388 Even if he is wearing a dress. 486 00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:49,357 - I said robe. 487 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,122 - Thank you. 488 00:27:56,157 --> 00:27:57,227 - [Uncle Bart] My. 489 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,711 - [Eric] Cheers, lads. 490 00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:02,715 - Mmm. 491 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,510 - [Eric] Mmm. 492 00:28:04,544 --> 00:28:06,650 Ooh, that's good. 493 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,032 - 'Course it is, I made it. 494 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,068 - Hey, mister, what's your name? 495 00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:12,656 - [Bartender] My name? 496 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,347 Joe Vega. 497 00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:17,247 You, kid, you can call me Joe. 498 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:18,835 What's your name? 499 00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:20,353 - Charlie. 500 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:22,597 - Hello, Charlie. 501 00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:25,911 - So what do you do exactly? 502 00:28:25,945 --> 00:28:27,844 - Charlie, I'm the bartender. 503 00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:29,777 I run a tight ship here. 504 00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:32,987 I throw the bums out when they misbehave. 505 00:28:33,988 --> 00:28:36,507 Not a great job but it's a job. 506 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:37,267 How 'bout you, kid? 507 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,440 Where you headed? 508 00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:39,372 - [Charlie] We're on an adventure. 509 00:28:39,407 --> 00:28:40,995 We're going to see Santa Claus. 510 00:28:41,029 --> 00:28:42,721 - [Joe] Ah, 'kay. 511 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,377 Well you know what? 512 00:28:44,412 --> 00:28:46,483 There's a mall right up the street. 513 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,864 You'll find him there. 514 00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:49,728 - No, the real one. 515 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,453 Those ones are fake ones. 516 00:28:51,488 --> 00:28:54,560 We're gonna teach three people the spirit of Christmas. 517 00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:57,701 - Ah, yeah, yeah, great, great. 518 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,840 How 'bout you? 519 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,255 - [Uncle Bart] Aye, I'm here to assist 520 00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:03,742 Master Charles on his quest. 521 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,708 - [Joe] And you? 522 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,297 - I was also sent to assist. 523 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:09,368 And I like appletinis. 524 00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:10,576 - Yeah. 525 00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:14,476 - Boy, you are a strange bunch of guys. 526 00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:17,203 It takes all types I guess. 527 00:29:17,238 --> 00:29:18,411 [Joe chuckles] 528 00:29:18,446 --> 00:29:20,172 - [Charlie] So do you believe in Santa? 529 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:23,692 - I don't want to hurt your feelings kid, but nope. 530 00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:26,316 - [Charlie] No, it's okay, most grownups don't. 531 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,835 I'm not even sure I do. 532 00:29:27,869 --> 00:29:30,182 - Well count me in the majority then. 533 00:29:31,631 --> 00:29:33,012 You know somethin', kid? 534 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:35,808 Christmas is just a day. 535 00:29:36,705 --> 00:29:39,053 Just like any other day. 536 00:29:39,087 --> 00:29:40,537 You need to learn that. 537 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,851 - You hate Christmas, don't ya? 538 00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:45,404 - Yeah, with a passion. 539 00:29:46,646 --> 00:29:48,752 I think it's time you guys left. 540 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,409 I'll pick up the tab. 541 00:29:50,443 --> 00:29:51,962 You've been great entertainment. 542 00:29:51,997 --> 00:29:53,136 See ya. 543 00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:55,345 - You see, I was right. 544 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,450 Everybody hates Christmas. 545 00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,763 - [Uncle Bart] Aye, not everyone. 546 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,594 Gentlemen, I think it's time we take our leave. 547 00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:08,599 - It's alright. 548 00:30:09,324 --> 00:30:11,292 - Hey, Charlie, hold on. 549 00:30:15,641 --> 00:30:17,643 I want you to do something for me. 550 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:35,074 I want you to take this note to my daughter. 551 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:40,390 She works at a free clinic in North Hollywood 552 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:43,117 between Burbank and Victory Boulevard. 553 00:30:43,151 --> 00:30:44,532 Her name is Charlotte. 554 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:48,743 Now, kid, you want me to like Christmas? 555 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:50,365 Then do this for me. 556 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,540 - Come with us, you can give it to her yourself. 557 00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:56,268 - No, that's not a very good idea. 558 00:30:56,302 --> 00:30:59,271 - [Uncle Bart] I don't really think it's a good idea either. 559 00:30:59,305 --> 00:31:00,997 I think it's a capital idea! 560 00:31:01,031 --> 00:31:03,206 - Come with us, we could help you. 561 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,897 - Charlie, why? 562 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:06,450 Why is this so important to you? 563 00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,797 - [Charlie] Because I gotta save Christmas for my family 564 00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:10,144 and the only way I can do that is 565 00:31:10,178 --> 00:31:12,974 by teaching three people the spirit of Christmas. 566 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,632 - That's insane. 567 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:16,391 - So? 568 00:31:16,426 --> 00:31:17,910 Just come with us. 569 00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:20,982 - Come on. 570 00:31:21,017 --> 00:31:25,642 - Ahh, alright, alright, I'll come, alright. 571 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,713 Just give me a second. 572 00:31:27,747 --> 00:31:29,818 You're gonna give her that. 573 00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:31,337 Hey, babe. 574 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:33,029 Cover my shift for me? 575 00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:35,031 I've got some stuff I gotta do. 576 00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:37,067 - Yeah, I'll get right on that. 577 00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:39,035 - Alright, let's go. 578 00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:41,451 - [Uncle Bart] Come on, let's do it. 579 00:31:48,216 --> 00:31:50,632 [engine not starting] 580 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,537 - Give me a moment, lads, 581 00:31:58,571 --> 00:32:00,884 I think I've got this problem figured out. 582 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,302 - Great mode of transportation, eh? 583 00:32:05,337 --> 00:32:08,029 Almost as bad as that old sleigh of Santa's. 584 00:32:09,272 --> 00:32:10,963 - So what are you, man? 585 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,309 Hmm? 586 00:32:12,344 --> 00:32:13,966 An angel? 587 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,658 - I am an elf of Christmas present. 588 00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:20,317 Angels are completely different really. 589 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:23,458 They can be quite stuck-up and snobbish. 590 00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:26,047 - [Charlie] So why did your family leave you? 591 00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:28,360 - I've done some things I'm not proud of, kid. 592 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:31,501 Used to be in a gang. 593 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:32,536 We stole cars. 594 00:32:32,571 --> 00:32:34,366 - That's not nice. 595 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,817 - [Joe] No, it's not, but I did it anyway 596 00:32:37,852 --> 00:32:40,959 because I didn't have any other way of making money. 597 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:43,030 Wasn't too good at it though. 598 00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:44,307 - You got caught? 599 00:32:44,341 --> 00:32:45,825 - [Joe] Oh yeah. 600 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:48,897 I got caught and they sent me to the state pen. 601 00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,934 - They sent you a pen? 602 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,316 - No, kid, the pen. 603 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:54,973 Prison. 604 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:57,044 I was sent to prison for 10 years. 605 00:32:57,803 --> 00:32:59,874 They released me on Christmas Eve. 606 00:33:00,702 --> 00:33:02,566 By then my wife was gone. 607 00:33:03,636 --> 00:33:05,638 She sent me a Dear John letter. 608 00:33:05,673 --> 00:33:07,468 [engine not starting] 609 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:10,643 We got divorced when I was still in prison. 610 00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:14,682 I thought I'd still have my daughter but she was gone too. 611 00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,650 I looked for her and the one time I found her, 612 00:33:17,685 --> 00:33:22,276 she told me she didn't want to have anything to do with me. 613 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,002 - [Charlie] I don't really think she meant that. 614 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:25,900 I get mad at my dad sometimes. 615 00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:27,867 Once I even told him I hated him. 616 00:33:27,902 --> 00:33:29,421 I didn't really mean that. 617 00:33:29,455 --> 00:33:30,905 - Right, Charlie. 618 00:33:30,939 --> 00:33:34,012 You know sometimes it just doesn't work that way, kid. 619 00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:37,153 That's my story. 620 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,295 - Avast, I think I've solved it. 621 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:43,090 We're off! 622 00:33:43,745 --> 00:33:45,195 - [Eric] [mumbling] 623 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:49,786 [engine starting] 624 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:52,271 - [Charlie] What's your daughter's name? 625 00:33:52,306 --> 00:33:53,583 - [Joe] Charlotte. 626 00:33:54,377 --> 00:33:54,963 Hi. 627 00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:56,517 - Name? 628 00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:57,656 - Charlie. 629 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,418 - Last name? 630 00:34:02,316 --> 00:34:04,870 - We don't actually have an appointment. 631 00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:06,561 - Fill this out. 632 00:34:06,596 --> 00:34:08,184 - We're here to talk to Charlotte. 633 00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:09,254 - [Secretary] Doctor Vega? 634 00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:10,186 - Doctor? 635 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:11,566 - [Secretary] She's very busy. 636 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:13,085 There's no personal visits during clinic hours. 637 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,328 - But it's important. 638 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:15,777 - No, it's okay. 639 00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,538 - No it's not. 640 00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:19,195 My tummy hurts and Charlotte is the only 641 00:34:19,229 --> 00:34:21,231 doctor that can make it better. 642 00:34:21,266 --> 00:34:22,474 - [Secretary] Look, I'm sorry. 643 00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:24,545 - No, my tummy hurts and Charlotte 644 00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:26,133 is the only doctor that can make it better! 645 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:27,548 - Charlie, it's okay. 646 00:34:27,582 --> 00:34:28,100 We'll come back later. - [Charlie] No, my tummy! 647 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:28,756 - Okay! 648 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:29,860 Settle down. 649 00:34:29,895 --> 00:34:31,069 Just come with me. 650 00:34:39,836 --> 00:34:42,114 - [Joe] That was pretty good, kid. 651 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,254 You ought to be an actor when you grow up. 652 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:46,291 - Hi, Charlie. 653 00:34:46,325 --> 00:34:47,844 I'm Charlotte. 654 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:50,467 It says here that your tummy hurts. 655 00:34:50,502 --> 00:34:53,608 - Nah, that's what grownups call a ruse. 656 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:56,508 I came to give you this. 657 00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:01,099 - I don't understand. 658 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,204 - Hi, Charlotte. 659 00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:07,829 - How dare you come in here? 660 00:35:07,864 --> 00:35:08,727 - I just want to talk. 661 00:35:08,761 --> 00:35:10,038 - Get out! 662 00:35:10,073 --> 00:35:11,557 - [Joe] Look, I needed to see you. 663 00:35:12,282 --> 00:35:13,007 I don't know what to say. 664 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,353 - I do. 665 00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:17,494 You can take your son and you can get out! 666 00:35:17,529 --> 00:35:18,771 - He's not my son. 667 00:35:18,806 --> 00:35:20,463 I just picked him up off the street. 668 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:22,499 - You just grabbed some child off the street? 669 00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:24,052 - Please listen. 670 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:25,847 - No, no! 671 00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,195 Get out! 672 00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:29,679 Go! 673 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,163 - Charlotte. 674 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:32,509 - Get out. 675 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:33,959 You go. 676 00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:56,084 [Charlotte sobs] 677 00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:59,640 - Aye, the sassiest winter I ever knew 678 00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:02,367 was in the island of Curacao in the Caribbean. 679 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:05,232 I mean the sassiest by far. 680 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,372 - Bart, have you heard the phrase, 681 00:36:07,406 --> 00:36:08,925 "Christmas comes but once a year"? 682 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,168 - Aye. 683 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,341 - You know what else comes but once a year? 684 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,170 - Nay. 685 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,343 - Talk like pirate day. 686 00:36:13,378 --> 00:36:14,965 - Arr, that's every day for me, laddie. 687 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,001 Arr. 688 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,279 [Uncle Bart and Eric laugh] 689 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,420 How did it go and where's Master Charles? 690 00:36:21,455 --> 00:36:23,457 - It didn't go too good. 691 00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:26,114 Charlie's still inside. 692 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:27,737 You. 693 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,842 I need you to do me a favor. 694 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,777 If you go back in there, give this to my girl. 695 00:36:33,812 --> 00:36:34,744 Hmm? 696 00:36:35,745 --> 00:36:37,195 Please? 697 00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:45,513 And, dude, lose the dress. 698 00:36:45,548 --> 00:36:47,343 It's confusing! 699 00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:49,966 - Well you're no fashion statement! 700 00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:53,832 [sigh] 701 00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:56,179 - What? 702 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,939 - What are you eating? 703 00:36:57,974 --> 00:36:59,078 - It's called a glue stick 704 00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:01,357 or goo stick or somethin' like that. 705 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:04,705 It's got a perfect blend of electrolytes, sugars. 706 00:37:04,739 --> 00:37:07,052 It's for marathons and stuff like that. 707 00:37:07,086 --> 00:37:08,260 Really good. 708 00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:11,298 - Murphy, we're in a car, not in a marathon. 709 00:37:11,332 --> 00:37:13,231 - Yeah, so what? 710 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,509 - So you haven't run a half a mile in four years. 711 00:37:15,543 --> 00:37:16,993 [Murphy chuckles] 712 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:20,238 - But come on, Ed, I can't let my electrolytes drop. 713 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:23,310 - Or what's gonna happen? 714 00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:25,657 - You want to get into what's gonna happen? 715 00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:29,281 Trust me, I let my electrolytes drop, it ain't pretty, man. 716 00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:30,972 I'm tellin' ya it ain't pretty. 717 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,560 I need my electrolytes. 718 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:34,390 - Or what, you're gonna explode? 719 00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,289 - Look over there. 720 00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:40,775 That does not look like your average citizen. 721 00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:42,432 - Well I'll be, I don't believe it. 722 00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:43,122 - You know him? 723 00:37:43,157 --> 00:37:44,262 - Yep, stop him. 724 00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:47,817 - Stop right there, convict. 725 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:48,852 - I'm just walkin'. 726 00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:49,612 - [Murphy] It's okay. 727 00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:50,785 - I'm just walking. 728 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:51,683 - [mumbling] up against the wall. 729 00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:52,477 - I'm not doing anything. 730 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:53,271 - Remember me, stranger? 731 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:54,168 - [Murphy] Come on. 732 00:37:54,202 --> 00:37:54,962 - [Ed] How ya doin', huh? 733 00:37:54,996 --> 00:37:55,618 Get against the wall. 734 00:37:55,652 --> 00:37:56,377 - I'm walking. 735 00:37:56,412 --> 00:37:57,275 I'm just walking. 736 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,966 - [Ed] Yeah, whatever. 737 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,174 Your parole officer and I told ya 738 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:02,349 never come to this side of town ever again. 739 00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:04,420 And we both told ya your privileges were revoked. 740 00:38:04,454 --> 00:38:06,111 - I did something stupid, alright? 741 00:38:06,145 --> 00:38:07,077 - [Ed] Yeah. - [Joe] I'm sorry. 742 00:38:07,112 --> 00:38:07,699 - Yeah. 743 00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:08,320 - I'm sorry. 744 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:09,494 - [Ed] Yeah. 745 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:10,736 Remember that loser I told you about? 746 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:12,186 That car thief? 747 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,084 - You mean the one that landed with [mumbling]'s gang 748 00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:16,155 and jumped over to Joe and that bunch? 749 00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:17,053 - Uh huh. 750 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:17,709 - Oh yeah. 751 00:38:17,743 --> 00:38:18,365 - This is him. 752 00:38:18,399 --> 00:38:19,780 Joe Vega. 753 00:38:19,814 --> 00:38:22,472 There wasn't a car that was safe when he was around. 754 00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:24,094 This is Aaron Murphy. 755 00:38:24,129 --> 00:38:25,579 I knew his face in a [mumbling]. 756 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:26,407 - [Murphy] How ya doin', Vega? 757 00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:27,684 - Yo. 758 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,928 - Turn around again, man. 759 00:38:30,756 --> 00:38:31,516 You're under arrest. 760 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:32,655 - Aw, come on, man, no! 761 00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:34,346 - Disorderly conduct, vandalism ... 762 00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:35,623 I don't know, resisting arrest? 763 00:38:35,658 --> 00:38:36,797 What do you think? 764 00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:37,970 - No, I like the [mumbling] myself. 765 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:39,351 Come on, buddy, we're goin' back. 766 00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:41,077 The guys at pen miss ya. 767 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,768 Come on, come on. 768 00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:44,322 In ya go, partner. 769 00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,324 Duck your head. 770 00:38:50,258 --> 00:38:51,570 That's Joe Vega. 771 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,264 Joe Vega, huh? 772 00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:57,921 - [Ed] Good day. 773 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:02,305 [engine starts] 774 00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,242 - Remember why you're here, Eric. 775 00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:09,864 To help that boy. 776 00:39:11,038 --> 00:39:11,970 - Alright. 777 00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:13,385 [boom] 778 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,388 - Aye, he's finally getting the hang of that trick. 779 00:39:16,975 --> 00:39:18,286 [sad music] 780 00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:21,117 [Charlotte sobs] 781 00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:23,326 - Please don't cry. 782 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,745 Please. 783 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,678 - What did he do to you? 784 00:39:30,713 --> 00:39:32,715 - He didn't do anything to me. 785 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,475 I did it. 786 00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:36,408 - No you didn't. 787 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:38,721 This is his fault. 788 00:39:38,755 --> 00:39:40,481 It's always been his fault. 789 00:39:40,516 --> 00:39:42,069 - [Charlie] Not this time. 790 00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:44,036 I told him to come. 791 00:39:44,071 --> 00:39:45,866 - What? 792 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,523 - [Eric] Who wants some medicine? 793 00:39:47,557 --> 00:39:49,559 Who wants some piller willy? 794 00:39:49,594 --> 00:39:50,664 - I didn't order any -- 795 00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:52,113 - Stop. 796 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:56,152 Give her this and tell her it's from her father. 797 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:57,395 - [Charlie] But -- 798 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,775 - That's all you have to do, lad, alright? 799 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:00,259 - Okay. 800 00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:01,191 - Two snaps up. 801 00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:03,435 [magic chimes] 802 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:04,850 - Medication. 803 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:07,819 Where did that nurse go? 804 00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:09,372 - What nurse? 805 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:13,652 Your father wanted you to have this, that's all. 806 00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:17,794 He loves you and misses you very, very, very much. 807 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,697 [magic chimes] 808 00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:27,355 - I can't believe you lost another job, Joe. 809 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:30,393 - What, you want me to leave? 810 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,016 You asked me to go straight so I went straight. 811 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:35,605 It's not my fault that nobody wants to hire an ex-con. 812 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,194 - How ya gonna explain that to your daughter, Joe? 813 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,851 It's Christmas Eve. 814 00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:41,335 Look under the Christmas tree, Joe. 815 00:40:41,369 --> 00:40:43,199 There isn't a single present under the Christmas tree. 816 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,200 - I know that, I know that. 817 00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,201 I'm well aware of that! 818 00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:46,616 - What are you gonna tell her? 819 00:40:46,651 --> 00:40:47,928 That her bum of a dad couldn't hold a real job? 820 00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:49,205 - That's great, great. 821 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,139 - Mommy and daddy, why are you fighting? 822 00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:58,179 - We're not fighting, okay? 823 00:40:58,214 --> 00:40:59,526 - Mmhmm. 824 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,562 - And you have to go back to bed. 825 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:05,083 - Has Santa come yet? 826 00:41:05,117 --> 00:41:07,050 - Not yet, but he will. 827 00:41:07,085 --> 00:41:10,813 He's on his way, but you have to be asleep, okay? 828 00:41:10,847 --> 00:41:12,504 Now you gotta go back to bed. 829 00:41:12,539 --> 00:41:14,437 - [Young Charlotte] I got this for you, daddy. 830 00:41:19,787 --> 00:41:21,582 - It's beautiful, sweetheart. 831 00:41:21,617 --> 00:41:23,619 Just like you. 832 00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:25,552 - I love you. 833 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,277 Merry Christmas. 834 00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:29,107 - Merry Christmas. 835 00:41:30,418 --> 00:41:33,560 Now back to bed, 'kay? 836 00:41:33,594 --> 00:41:34,906 Come on. 837 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,080 - Merry Christmas, mommy. 838 00:41:37,943 --> 00:41:40,187 - [mumbling] Merry Christmas. 839 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:48,678 Good job. 840 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:49,852 I'll be back. 841 00:42:00,656 --> 00:42:05,246 [dramatic music] 842 00:42:10,769 --> 00:42:11,701 - [Ed] Halt! 843 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:12,668 Police! 844 00:42:12,702 --> 00:42:13,565 Freeze! 845 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,877 Hands against the wall! 846 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:17,155 Hands against the wall! 847 00:42:25,473 --> 00:42:26,509 Vega? 848 00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:29,857 Stealing toys? 849 00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:30,996 That's another strike against ya. 850 00:42:31,031 --> 00:42:32,066 You're not too smart, are ya? 851 00:42:32,101 --> 00:42:33,343 - Come on, man. 852 00:42:33,378 --> 00:42:35,656 Just let me take the toys to my kid. 853 00:42:37,175 --> 00:42:38,383 - [Ed] Should've thought about that sooner. 854 00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:39,867 It's not my problem. 855 00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:44,803 Officer Railsback requests assistance. 856 00:42:44,838 --> 00:42:47,047 14310 Chandler. 857 00:42:47,081 --> 00:42:49,256 Toys World, rear entrance. 858 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:50,257 Over. 859 00:42:51,016 --> 00:42:51,948 - [Voiceover] [mumbling] backup 860 00:42:51,983 --> 00:42:53,501 comin' to ya in just a moment. 861 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,126 - Do that again. 862 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,541 Roger that. 863 00:43:00,025 --> 00:43:00,647 Let's go. 864 00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:01,613 Move it. 865 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:05,962 [knocking] 866 00:43:10,346 --> 00:43:12,279 [knocking] 867 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,525 - Not again. 868 00:43:18,457 --> 00:43:19,804 - Afraid so. 869 00:43:19,838 --> 00:43:22,289 He got caught busting into a toy store. 870 00:43:22,323 --> 00:43:23,428 He's going to be going away 871 00:43:23,462 --> 00:43:25,603 for some time, third offense and all. 872 00:43:27,984 --> 00:43:31,125 - Well, he's a worthless human being, so ... 873 00:43:32,299 --> 00:43:34,577 What are you doing here? 874 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,475 Do you want to search the place? 875 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:37,615 - No. 876 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,619 Listen, I shouldn't be doing this, 877 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,656 but he wanted to make sure his daughter 878 00:43:44,691 --> 00:43:47,659 got a present this year for Christmas. 879 00:43:49,488 --> 00:43:52,491 Don't worry, I covered the bill. 880 00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:56,012 He can work it off as a trustee in the county jail. 881 00:44:02,363 --> 00:44:03,779 Merry Christmas. 882 00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:19,139 [sad music] 883 00:44:35,293 --> 00:44:36,881 - Merry Christmas. 884 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:43,922 - But where's daddy? 885 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:49,687 - Your daddy's gone and he ain't never comin' back. 886 00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:58,972 [magic chimes] 887 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:03,252 [Eric whistling "Jingle Bells"] 888 00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:04,667 - Where is my dad? 889 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,082 I need to talk to him. 890 00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:08,464 - See, I told you young Charlie could handle this situation. 891 00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:11,778 - Yeah and I had absolutely nothing to do with that. 892 00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:13,331 - Where is Joe? 893 00:45:13,365 --> 00:45:14,573 - [Uncle Bart] I saw him wander off 894 00:45:14,608 --> 00:45:16,127 there a little while ago. 895 00:45:16,161 --> 00:45:18,543 Looked like a man with the wind taken out of his sails. 896 00:45:18,577 --> 00:45:19,717 - Uh oh. 897 00:45:22,064 --> 00:45:23,099 - [Charlotte] Really? 898 00:45:23,134 --> 00:45:24,342 I can't believe this. 899 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:26,344 - He didn't do anything bad, I know he didn't. 900 00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,621 - Okay, maybe not. 901 00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:29,105 - [Uncle Bart] Alright everybody in the van. 902 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,313 Let's follow him. 903 00:45:30,348 --> 00:45:31,452 - Follow a cop? 904 00:45:31,487 --> 00:45:32,868 That'd be fun. 905 00:45:32,902 --> 00:45:34,283 - [Uncle Bart] Everybody in the van. 906 00:45:34,317 --> 00:45:36,906 You two and you, bonehead, change into something 907 00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:39,046 that's not gonna get us all arrested. 908 00:45:41,359 --> 00:45:42,636 [boing] 909 00:45:42,947 --> 00:45:45,432 Is this the very best you got? 910 00:45:45,466 --> 00:45:46,605 - Well with a few variations 911 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,504 it's the extent of my wardrobe really. 912 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:49,539 - Arr. 913 00:45:50,057 --> 00:45:51,921 - I can't just leave work. 914 00:45:51,956 --> 00:45:53,681 - [Uncle Bart] Call in sick! 915 00:45:54,441 --> 00:45:55,476 - Hehe. 916 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,514 - Whatever. 917 00:46:04,865 --> 00:46:06,729 - What can I do for ya? 918 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,662 - [Charlotte] We're here to see Officer Railsback. 919 00:46:09,387 --> 00:46:10,284 - Lieutenant! 920 00:46:10,319 --> 00:46:11,838 - [Ed] Yeah, yeah. 921 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:21,226 - Charlotte, nice to see you. 922 00:46:22,676 --> 00:46:25,023 - I'd like to talk to Joe Vega. 923 00:46:25,058 --> 00:46:26,404 My father. 924 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,271 - He's locked up in the interrogation room. 925 00:46:31,305 --> 00:46:33,342 I can let two of you in at a time 926 00:46:33,376 --> 00:46:35,137 and you only get five minutes. 927 00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:38,623 Okay? 928 00:46:39,106 --> 00:46:40,728 Brady, escort them in. 929 00:46:40,763 --> 00:46:42,075 - [Brady] On it. 930 00:46:50,669 --> 00:46:52,395 - I wish you hadn't come here. 931 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:58,885 I never wanted you to see me like this. 932 00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:02,233 - Well, lad, wish as you may, here ya be. 933 00:47:02,267 --> 00:47:04,235 The question is how did you end up 934 00:47:04,269 --> 00:47:06,513 in this filthy brig anyway? 935 00:47:06,547 --> 00:47:07,583 Were ya pillagin'? 936 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,757 - Uh-uh, uh-uh. 937 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:11,311 Railsback. 938 00:47:11,345 --> 00:47:12,484 - [Uncle Bart] Aye. 939 00:47:13,451 --> 00:47:14,659 - He saw me walkin' where 940 00:47:14,693 --> 00:47:18,180 I wasn't supposed to be and he arrested me. 941 00:47:18,214 --> 00:47:20,838 - Well can't we raise some money and bail you out of here? 942 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:23,737 - Come on, Bart, I'm on parole. 943 00:47:23,771 --> 00:47:26,429 Being on parole means no bail. 944 00:47:26,464 --> 00:47:27,637 - Ah. 945 00:47:27,672 --> 00:47:28,846 - Which means you can get sent back 946 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,364 to prison for doing just about anything. 947 00:47:30,399 --> 00:47:31,641 - That's right. 948 00:47:31,676 --> 00:47:33,678 - [Charlotte] Even if it's a made up excuse. 949 00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:35,335 - [Uncle Bart] Wow, I didn't know. 950 00:47:35,369 --> 00:47:36,646 - [Charlotte] I just don't understand 951 00:47:36,681 --> 00:47:37,993 why Eddie would do this. 952 00:47:38,027 --> 00:47:39,615 - Come on, Charlotte. 953 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:41,548 Why don't you ask Eddie? 954 00:47:41,582 --> 00:47:43,101 - You know this swab? 955 00:47:43,136 --> 00:47:44,827 - [Joe] Yeah we know him. 956 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,829 When Charlotte's mother and I broke up, 957 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:51,213 Eddie Railsback dated her for a while, alright? 958 00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:53,042 It didn't go too well. 959 00:47:53,077 --> 00:47:55,320 He still blames me for that somehow. 960 00:47:59,152 --> 00:48:01,879 - You need to let my friend go now. 961 00:48:02,707 --> 00:48:04,640 - Kid is cute, right? 962 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:07,815 - That kid's so cute he should do late night standup. 963 00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:10,818 - Kid, your friend is a dangerous criminal 964 00:48:10,853 --> 00:48:12,303 who deserves to be locked up. 965 00:48:12,337 --> 00:48:14,305 - But he didn't do anything wrong. 966 00:48:14,339 --> 00:48:15,478 - Trust me, kid. 967 00:48:15,513 --> 00:48:16,652 Before your friend was a bartender 968 00:48:16,686 --> 00:48:18,171 he did a lot of things wrong. 969 00:48:18,205 --> 00:48:19,551 - Yeah, and you sir, what are you doin' 970 00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:21,381 hangin' around with known criminals? 971 00:48:21,415 --> 00:48:22,934 Especially with a kid? 972 00:48:22,969 --> 00:48:24,073 - [Eric] Hey! 973 00:48:24,108 --> 00:48:25,247 We're just tryin' to show the boy 974 00:48:25,281 --> 00:48:26,869 a little bit of the world, that's all. 975 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,388 - Well I think he's seen enough of the world. 976 00:48:28,422 --> 00:48:30,769 I think it's time to take him back. 977 00:48:32,012 --> 00:48:34,221 And by the way, strange outfit. 978 00:48:34,256 --> 00:48:36,775 - Yeah, what are you some kind of 979 00:48:36,810 --> 00:48:39,502 musician or actor or somethin'? 980 00:48:39,537 --> 00:48:40,538 [Eric giggles] 981 00:48:40,572 --> 00:48:42,505 - Somethin' like that. 982 00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:44,093 Shakespeare in the park. 983 00:48:44,128 --> 00:48:46,095 Maybe you've seen me? 984 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,579 - [Eddie] No. - [Murphy] No. 985 00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:49,443 - I can't go back now. 986 00:48:49,478 --> 00:48:50,962 I need to save my dad's restaurant. 987 00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,619 - Hush, Charlie. 988 00:48:52,653 --> 00:48:54,724 I think it's time for us to go, lad. 989 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:00,385 - What a bunch of monkeys. 990 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:01,939 - No kiddin'. 991 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,185 - What do we do now, Uncle Bart? 992 00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,601 - Aye, I don't know, Master Charles. 993 00:49:09,636 --> 00:49:12,639 Perhaps we should've gone to that evil banker first. 994 00:49:12,673 --> 00:49:13,985 And you, elf! 995 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,124 You knew better. 996 00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:16,194 You knew this was going to happen. 997 00:49:16,229 --> 00:49:17,402 - I had no idea. 998 00:49:17,437 --> 00:49:18,300 I'm just an elf. 999 00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:19,784 I don't have a crystal ball. 1000 00:49:19,818 --> 00:49:22,925 - Ah, but you knew about it and you ran with it anyway. 1001 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,822 And furthermore -- 1002 00:49:23,857 --> 00:49:25,997 - No, no, no, no, noooooo! 1003 00:49:26,032 --> 00:49:27,205 - Uh. 1004 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,586 [Eric chuckles] 1005 00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,140 - Why do you have to do this to him? 1006 00:49:31,175 --> 00:49:32,831 - I didn't do anything, Charlotte. 1007 00:49:32,866 --> 00:49:34,143 He did it all. 1008 00:49:34,178 --> 00:49:35,489 - [Charlotte] Years ago. 1009 00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:40,184 - Then why did I arrest him today, huh? 1010 00:49:40,218 --> 00:49:42,289 - Because you can't let go. 1011 00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:44,326 You keep dogging him about the past. 1012 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,017 - He wasn't there for you and he wasn't 1013 00:49:46,052 --> 00:49:48,675 there for your mother either if I remember. 1014 00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:52,023 - My mom was an alcoholic who left you. 1015 00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:53,438 Both of you. 1016 00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:56,959 - [Eddie] Whose fault was that? 1017 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,926 Who turned her into it? 1018 00:49:58,961 --> 00:50:01,239 - You're impossible, ya know that? 1019 00:50:05,347 --> 00:50:07,176 - Think I could get her number? 1020 00:50:08,143 --> 00:50:09,454 - Shut up, Murphy. 1021 00:50:09,489 --> 00:50:10,490 - Gotcha. 1022 00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:14,390 - You have no idea! 1023 00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:16,806 No idea at all what you're talkin' about! 1024 00:50:16,841 --> 00:50:18,463 - [Uncle Bart] Ah, you're still peeved about 1025 00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:21,397 that pirate festival at Anna Maria Island, Florida, ain't ya? 1026 00:50:21,432 --> 00:50:22,433 - Hello. 1027 00:50:22,467 --> 00:50:24,159 - That man, he's impossible. 1028 00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:25,367 - What do we do now? 1029 00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:26,540 We need to help Joe. 1030 00:50:26,575 --> 00:50:28,508 He's one of the people we need to help. 1031 00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:29,543 Eric, you're magic. 1032 00:50:29,578 --> 00:50:31,028 Do something! 1033 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,201 - You're magic? 1034 00:50:32,236 --> 00:50:33,478 - Well yeah. 1035 00:50:33,513 --> 00:50:35,170 Well no, not precisely. 1036 00:50:35,204 --> 00:50:37,586 I mean your chances of winning the lottery will not 1037 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:40,209 greatly improve by rubbin' my head or anything, but -- 1038 00:50:40,244 --> 00:50:42,591 - But you can do things, right? 1039 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:45,076 - Some things I can do, yeah. 1040 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:47,078 - I have an idea. 1041 00:50:47,113 --> 00:50:48,907 - I had one of those once. 1042 00:50:48,942 --> 00:50:50,012 - [Uncle Bart] Yeah. 1043 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:54,051 [Christmas music] 1044 00:50:54,085 --> 00:50:55,466 [knock on door] 1045 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,330 - Come on in, it's open! 1046 00:51:00,574 --> 00:51:03,094 - Santa Claus pizza delivery, sir. 1047 00:51:03,129 --> 00:51:04,785 That will be $20. 1048 00:51:05,855 --> 00:51:07,754 - [Eddie] I didn't order any pizza. 1049 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:11,654 Listen, I'm kinda hungry. 1050 00:51:11,689 --> 00:51:13,242 Here, I'll save ya a trip. 1051 00:51:13,277 --> 00:51:16,176 - Well maybe you don't need that wallet, sir. 1052 00:51:16,211 --> 00:51:19,731 You see this is our special Christmas magical pizza. 1053 00:51:21,457 --> 00:51:24,011 One bite and if it's not the best pizza 1054 00:51:24,046 --> 00:51:26,497 you've ever had, it's free. 1055 00:51:26,531 --> 00:51:27,153 - Free? 1056 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,085 - [Eric] Free. 1057 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:30,121 Not even one penny. 1058 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:32,468 - This is a joke, right? 1059 00:51:32,503 --> 00:51:33,849 - [Eric] Oh no jokes here. 1060 00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:35,816 Not even a little one. 1061 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,617 - Well 20 bucks is 20 bucks. 1062 00:51:45,585 --> 00:51:47,138 This better be good. 1063 00:51:49,347 --> 00:51:50,659 Mmm. 1064 00:51:50,693 --> 00:51:51,798 Ya know ... 1065 00:51:58,149 --> 00:51:59,185 - [Charlie] Wow! 1066 00:51:59,219 --> 00:52:00,531 What did you do to him? 1067 00:52:00,565 --> 00:52:03,327 - He was very, very bad this year. 1068 00:52:04,397 --> 00:52:05,363 Don't worry, lad, he's fine. 1069 00:52:05,398 --> 00:52:07,124 He'll be fine when he wakes up. 1070 00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:09,160 Now where is your Uncle Bart and Charlotte? 1071 00:52:09,195 --> 00:52:10,299 - They just dropped me off 1072 00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:11,438 and said they're going to the jail. 1073 00:52:11,473 --> 00:52:12,681 - Oh. 1074 00:52:14,579 --> 00:52:17,617 We won't touch the pizza, right, Charlie? 1075 00:52:17,651 --> 00:52:19,170 Not a good idea, lad. 1076 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,276 - What do we do now? 1077 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,001 Grab his keys and break Joe out of jail? 1078 00:52:23,036 --> 00:52:24,071 - No. 1079 00:52:24,106 --> 00:52:25,280 Much too melodramatic. 1080 00:52:25,314 --> 00:52:27,040 Instead, do this. 1081 00:52:27,074 --> 00:52:28,559 [magic chimes] 1082 00:52:28,593 --> 00:52:29,767 Put this together. 1083 00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:31,665 - Okay. 1084 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,253 - And while I'm at it ... 1085 00:52:33,288 --> 00:52:35,773 [magic chimes] 1086 00:52:35,807 --> 00:52:38,155 Hmm, tell ya what, stay right here. 1087 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,087 I'll be back in a bit. 1088 00:52:40,122 --> 00:52:41,434 [magic chimes] 1089 00:52:41,468 --> 00:52:44,506 [toy train] 1090 00:52:46,335 --> 00:52:48,130 [Eddie laughing] 1091 00:53:04,284 --> 00:53:07,149 - I always wanted one of these when I was a kid. 1092 00:53:12,568 --> 00:53:14,260 How'd you get in here? 1093 00:53:14,294 --> 00:53:16,986 - I had help from a Christmas elf. 1094 00:53:17,021 --> 00:53:19,023 - Kid, that's crazy. 1095 00:53:19,057 --> 00:53:20,266 - Christmas isn't crazy. 1096 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,922 It's about giving. 1097 00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:24,028 And I think you deserve this. 1098 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,134 - I don't remember -- 1099 00:53:27,169 --> 00:53:27,997 - [Charlie] You're a policeman. 1100 00:53:28,032 --> 00:53:29,344 You helped lots of people. 1101 00:53:29,378 --> 00:53:31,208 I don't really know if you're a good boy, 1102 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,037 but you're a good man. 1103 00:53:34,866 --> 00:53:36,074 - What is this? 1104 00:53:37,421 --> 00:53:38,525 I don't understand. 1105 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,424 - Magic in the spirit of Christmas. 1106 00:53:41,804 --> 00:53:44,497 - I don't believe in magic, kid. 1107 00:53:44,531 --> 00:53:46,292 And I don't believe in Christmas. 1108 00:53:48,846 --> 00:53:49,502 [magic chimes] 1109 00:53:49,536 --> 00:53:50,744 - Hello, gov! 1110 00:53:50,779 --> 00:53:52,505 [Eddie screams] 1111 00:53:52,539 --> 00:53:53,851 - What do you want? 1112 00:53:54,576 --> 00:53:56,336 Aren't you the pizza guy? 1113 00:53:58,718 --> 00:54:01,168 - Firstly, don't ever call me a pizza guy again. 1114 00:54:01,203 --> 00:54:03,654 I'm an elf, plucker. 1115 00:54:03,688 --> 00:54:04,689 [magic chimes] 1116 00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:06,104 [Eddie screams] 1117 00:54:06,139 --> 00:54:07,589 - Stop it! 1118 00:54:07,623 --> 00:54:10,039 - Secondly, I don't want anything. 1119 00:54:10,074 --> 00:54:11,731 Elves don't really want. 1120 00:54:12,490 --> 00:54:14,181 Except peanut butter. 1121 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,976 Might you have some? 1122 00:54:16,011 --> 00:54:17,909 The occasional rock and roll concert seat, 1123 00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:21,706 front row of course, but in general we don't want anything. 1124 00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:25,503 Although, have you tried an appletini? 1125 00:54:26,884 --> 00:54:29,266 - We just want you to believe in Christmas. 1126 00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:40,691 - I believe. 1127 00:54:40,725 --> 00:54:42,451 I believe. 1128 00:54:43,452 --> 00:54:45,351 [Eddie laughs] 1129 00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,318 I believe. 1130 00:54:47,353 --> 00:54:49,631 - And a boy came to bestow the spirit of Christmas 1131 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:52,185 on three people and he couldn't have done it 1132 00:54:52,219 --> 00:54:56,016 without yours truly, Eric, who is awesome! 1133 00:54:56,051 --> 00:54:58,364 ♪ [lyrics] Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all ♪ 1134 00:54:58,398 --> 00:54:59,330 - Phone, Eric. 1135 00:54:59,365 --> 00:55:00,849 - Oh, right, sorry. 1136 00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:04,542 Now let my people go! 1137 00:55:06,717 --> 00:55:08,891 - He thinks he's a great actor. 1138 00:55:08,926 --> 00:55:11,308 - [Eric] I heard that. 1139 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,793 - [Charlie] Now let my friend go now, please. 1140 00:55:13,827 --> 00:55:16,347 Let him believe in the spirit of Christmas too. 1141 00:55:16,382 --> 00:55:19,108 Otherwise, I don't get to see Santa. 1142 00:55:24,217 --> 00:55:25,529 - Sure, kid. 1143 00:55:31,362 --> 00:55:33,399 [phone ringing] 1144 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:35,849 - Police department, Detective Murphy speaking. 1145 00:55:35,884 --> 00:55:37,161 - Murph, it's Railsback. 1146 00:55:37,195 --> 00:55:38,507 - [Murphy] Yeah. 1147 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,616 - I'm droppin' the charges against Joe Vega. 1148 00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:47,274 Do me a favor, void the arrest and release him. 1149 00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:49,104 - Are you sure? 1150 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:51,313 - I can take that train back ya know. 1151 00:55:54,696 --> 00:55:56,939 - Yes, I'm sure. 1152 00:55:57,492 --> 00:55:59,114 - [Murphy] Alright. 1153 00:56:02,738 --> 00:56:04,568 Oprah's skinny again. 1154 00:56:05,707 --> 00:56:06,639 Huh. 1155 00:56:07,709 --> 00:56:09,504 - Alright, boys. 1156 00:56:11,022 --> 00:56:12,541 - Well, we're done here. 1157 00:56:12,576 --> 00:56:13,542 Come along, Charlie. 1158 00:56:13,577 --> 00:56:14,509 Stop. 1159 00:56:15,786 --> 00:56:17,719 - Wow, what did you do to him? 1160 00:56:18,513 --> 00:56:20,066 - Well, he'll be fine. 1161 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,999 He might be a little irritable when he wakes up, 1162 00:56:22,033 --> 00:56:24,173 but all in all he's gonna be fine. 1163 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:26,693 Well it's time for us to make our grand exit, lad. 1164 00:56:26,728 --> 00:56:30,835 - Are you gonna snap your fingers and make us disappear? 1165 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:32,803 - No, we're just gonna use the door. 1166 00:56:32,837 --> 00:56:33,769 - [Charlie] Oh. 1167 00:56:50,476 --> 00:56:52,616 - [Eric] Oh, I almost forgot. 1168 00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:53,824 [snap] 1169 00:57:01,107 --> 00:57:02,557 - Holy moly. 1170 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,879 - You know that Charlie is some great kid. 1171 00:57:14,914 --> 00:57:16,674 - Yeah, I agree. 1172 00:57:18,296 --> 00:57:21,023 He sure made a Christmas believer out of me. 1173 00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:31,033 So why did you come back? 1174 00:57:36,349 --> 00:57:41,354 - I suppose this is what started it all, daddy. 1175 00:57:44,391 --> 00:57:46,566 - Hmm, daddy. 1176 00:57:48,395 --> 00:57:51,502 - You know you never told me why 1177 00:57:51,537 --> 00:57:54,712 it was you got arrested when I was little. 1178 00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:00,200 - Well, I was really broke back then 1179 00:58:01,374 --> 00:58:03,687 and I got arrested stealing toys. 1180 00:58:06,137 --> 00:58:08,795 I was just tryin' to do right for my baby girl 1181 00:58:08,830 --> 00:58:13,006 for Christmas, but it was dumb. 1182 00:58:13,041 --> 00:58:14,491 - It was. 1183 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:16,596 You didn't need to do that. 1184 00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,565 - Have you ever tried to explain to a little girl 1185 00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:22,257 why Santa Claus forgot about her? 1186 00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:24,052 - Every day. 1187 00:58:24,086 --> 00:58:25,502 I'm a doctor. 1188 00:58:27,124 --> 00:58:29,644 But mostly I feel like a social worker. 1189 00:58:29,678 --> 00:58:30,886 - Yeah. 1190 00:58:31,922 --> 00:58:36,927 But you are a doctor and I'm so proud of you. 1191 00:58:42,726 --> 00:58:45,452 How you came from me I don't know. 1192 00:58:46,868 --> 00:58:49,526 - It's not that big of a mystery, dad. 1193 00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:54,979 You always try to do the right thing. 1194 00:58:55,014 --> 00:58:57,775 You know, even if you go about it the wrong way. 1195 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:58,949 [Joe chuckles] 1196 00:58:58,983 --> 00:59:00,364 - Yeah. 1197 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:06,197 - Why don't you spend Christmas Eve with me this year? 1198 00:59:07,889 --> 00:59:09,787 - Christmas? 1199 00:59:09,822 --> 00:59:12,445 That's for family. 1200 00:59:12,479 --> 00:59:15,241 And I haven't had one for a long time. 1201 00:59:17,761 --> 00:59:19,832 - Well you have one now. 1202 00:59:35,123 --> 00:59:37,297 - [Eric] [mumbling] has a lot of class, doesn't he? 1203 00:59:37,332 --> 00:59:38,920 - Aye. 1204 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:42,509 Unfortunately, it's all low. 1205 00:59:42,544 --> 00:59:43,925 [Eric chuckles] 1206 00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:48,067 - I don't know if I can convince him of anything. 1207 00:59:48,101 --> 00:59:51,277 - [Eric] Yeah, he's definitely a 10 on the Scrooge scale. 1208 00:59:51,311 --> 00:59:52,174 - [Uncle Bart] Aye. 1209 00:59:52,209 --> 00:59:53,003 - [Charlie] There's a scale? 1210 00:59:53,037 --> 00:59:54,280 - Oh yeah. 1211 00:59:54,314 --> 00:59:56,454 We started it after the Grinch stole Christmas. 1212 00:59:56,489 --> 00:59:57,663 - There's a Grinch? 1213 00:59:57,697 --> 00:59:59,181 - Oh yeah, and that bad boy? 1214 00:59:59,216 --> 01:00:01,114 He's only an eight on the scale. 1215 01:00:01,149 --> 01:00:02,012 - Aye. 1216 01:00:02,046 --> 01:00:03,979 - So how can I convince him? 1217 01:00:04,014 --> 01:00:07,707 - You take this magic watch, you go 1218 01:00:07,742 --> 01:00:10,399 into his office and you open it like this. 1219 01:00:10,434 --> 01:00:14,438 ["Jingle Bells"] 1220 01:00:14,472 --> 01:00:17,614 And then you yell, "You're a big meanie!" 1221 01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:20,927 - That sounds dumb. 1222 01:00:20,962 --> 01:00:22,895 - Actually he's right, it does. 1223 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:25,173 - Well, here, go! 1224 01:00:33,388 --> 01:00:36,115 - We're gonna need to clean the books up a bit, Sandra, 1225 01:00:36,149 --> 01:00:38,773 before they tear down that restaurant Sam Lee's. 1226 01:00:38,807 --> 01:00:40,119 - I don't like this, Oliver. 1227 01:00:40,153 --> 01:00:41,638 It's illegal. 1228 01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:44,502 We shouldn't foreclose on a property after a month. 1229 01:00:44,537 --> 01:00:47,367 He only missed one payment. 1230 01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:50,819 - I've dealt with hundreds of Sam Lees in my day. 1231 01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:52,856 We did what we had to do. 1232 01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:55,203 Now we can build that strip mall in its place. 1233 01:00:55,237 --> 01:00:56,514 [phone rings] 1234 01:00:56,549 --> 01:00:58,068 - This is the last time I'm doing this, Oliver! 1235 01:00:58,102 --> 01:01:00,415 - [Oliver] Yes, foreclose on them as well. 1236 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:03,211 You get behind on a payment, bam, we own it. 1237 01:01:03,245 --> 01:01:04,074 Period. 1238 01:01:04,108 --> 01:01:05,523 [Oliver laughs] 1239 01:01:05,558 --> 01:01:07,146 - Hey, you can't go in there! 1240 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:07,871 Hey! 1241 01:01:07,905 --> 01:01:09,424 - Hold on a second. 1242 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,081 The heck you doin' in here, kid? 1243 01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:12,945 - You're a big meanie! 1244 01:01:12,979 --> 01:01:17,501 ["Jingle Bells"] 1245 01:01:27,097 --> 01:01:31,618 [suspenseful music] 1246 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,866 [scream] 1247 01:01:54,434 --> 01:01:55,746 [scream] 1248 01:01:55,781 --> 01:01:56,885 - Hello? 1249 01:01:59,267 --> 01:02:00,337 Hello? 1250 01:02:41,102 --> 01:02:42,413 Operator? 1251 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:46,797 Operator? 1252 01:02:46,832 --> 01:02:49,696 This is Oliver Bates, I'm the president 1253 01:02:49,731 --> 01:02:51,768 of First National Bank of Hollywood. 1254 01:02:51,802 --> 01:02:54,011 I need you to put me through to my secretary. 1255 01:02:55,323 --> 01:02:58,084 Look, I don't know how I got here or where I am right now, 1256 01:02:58,119 --> 01:03:00,259 but I am the president of the bank. 1257 01:03:02,330 --> 01:03:04,539 Well can you just put me through please? 1258 01:03:06,437 --> 01:03:08,198 I don't have a quarter. 1259 01:03:16,344 --> 01:03:17,207 Hey, lady. 1260 01:03:17,241 --> 01:03:18,208 [scream] 1261 01:03:18,242 --> 01:03:19,312 Lady. 1262 01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:21,728 I'm lost. 1263 01:03:21,763 --> 01:03:22,488 [scream] 1264 01:03:22,522 --> 01:03:23,765 I don't where I am. 1265 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,802 Think you could help me please? 1266 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,389 Huh? 1267 01:03:27,424 --> 01:03:29,564 Think you could help me out? 1268 01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:33,879 Sandra? 1269 01:03:33,913 --> 01:03:38,780 [evil laugh] 1270 01:03:52,449 --> 01:03:54,865 Little Stevie, is that you? 1271 01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:55,693 Hey, come here a second. 1272 01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:57,212 I need some help, buddy. 1273 01:03:58,386 --> 01:04:00,353 [scream] 1274 01:04:00,388 --> 01:04:03,218 [creepy laugh] 1275 01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:06,773 [scream] 1276 01:04:15,817 --> 01:04:18,924 [whistling "Jingle Bells"] 1277 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,339 - Hello. 1278 01:04:20,373 --> 01:04:22,065 What you runnin' for? 1279 01:04:23,376 --> 01:04:24,861 - Who are you? 1280 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,173 What are you? 1281 01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,004 - I am the elf of Christmas present. 1282 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:33,800 - What have you done to me? 1283 01:04:33,835 --> 01:04:37,011 - [Eric] Oh, mate, I've done nothin' to you. 1284 01:04:37,045 --> 01:04:40,497 What you've done you've done all by yourself. 1285 01:04:42,119 --> 01:04:44,052 - Give me my life back. 1286 01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:45,882 Please. 1287 01:04:46,606 --> 01:04:47,607 Please. 1288 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,852 - If I was to grant your wish, 1289 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,372 how do I know you would change? 1290 01:04:53,406 --> 01:04:55,684 - I will, I'll change. 1291 01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:56,858 - [Eric] And? 1292 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,585 - And I will stop being ... 1293 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,794 - [Eric] Have you forgotten already? 1294 01:05:01,828 --> 01:05:02,691 - No, no, no. 1295 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:04,279 I'll stop being a meanie. 1296 01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:08,249 - I can come back here ya know. 1297 01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:09,733 - [Oliver] Oh I know. 1298 01:05:09,767 --> 01:05:11,977 You won't need to, I swear it. 1299 01:05:13,357 --> 01:05:14,911 - Do you give me your word? 1300 01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,602 - You have it, sir. 1301 01:05:16,636 --> 01:05:17,914 I swear it. 1302 01:05:19,053 --> 01:05:20,640 - Okay [chuckles]. 1303 01:05:20,675 --> 01:05:22,435 [magic chimes] 1304 01:05:27,820 --> 01:05:29,063 - Charlie. 1305 01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,688 I'm so sorry. 1306 01:05:34,965 --> 01:05:36,139 I'm sorry. 1307 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:40,798 - So can my dad get his restaurant back? 1308 01:05:41,592 --> 01:05:43,940 - Sandra, get me those files 1309 01:05:43,974 --> 01:05:46,977 for Sam Lee's restaurant that we foreclosed on. 1310 01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:48,979 I changed my mind. 1311 01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:50,429 - [Charlie] Yes! 1312 01:05:50,463 --> 01:05:54,088 - Don't say anything about this to your father, okay? 1313 01:05:54,122 --> 01:05:56,400 Let this be my surprise for Christmas, alright? 1314 01:05:56,435 --> 01:05:58,540 - Yes, sir. 1315 01:05:58,575 --> 01:06:00,542 - Alright, fine, Charlie. 1316 01:06:00,577 --> 01:06:03,028 I have to admit you've proved me wrong. 1317 01:06:03,062 --> 01:06:04,995 - Aye, it takes the magic of a young boy 1318 01:06:05,030 --> 01:06:08,999 who believes to remind them. 1319 01:06:09,034 --> 01:06:10,656 I'd like my watch back now please. 1320 01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:12,037 - Oh yeah. 1321 01:06:14,073 --> 01:06:15,454 - And now there are three who know 1322 01:06:15,488 --> 01:06:18,905 from a little boy about the spirit of Christmas. 1323 01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:20,528 Well I guess it's your show now, right? 1324 01:06:20,562 --> 01:06:21,839 - Aye. 1325 01:06:21,874 --> 01:06:22,979 - Goodbye, Charlie. 1326 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,428 It's my time to go. 1327 01:06:24,463 --> 01:06:26,879 And you are a fine boy and I've enjoyed helping you, 1328 01:06:26,913 --> 01:06:28,605 but I've got to get back to the North Pole 1329 01:06:28,639 --> 01:06:31,194 and help Santa 'cause Christmas is almost here. 1330 01:06:31,228 --> 01:06:34,300 So Uncle Bart will take ya the rest of the way, alright? 1331 01:06:34,818 --> 01:06:37,200 Uncle Bart, you take care of my boy now. 1332 01:06:37,234 --> 01:06:38,477 - Aye, you bet I will. 1333 01:06:38,511 --> 01:06:40,203 I'll see ya when I see ya, elf. 1334 01:06:40,237 --> 01:06:41,549 Merry Christmas. 1335 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:43,344 - And Merry Christmas to ya both. 1336 01:06:43,378 --> 01:06:45,449 Oh and put me in a good word for me 1337 01:06:45,484 --> 01:06:47,934 to Santa when ya see him, alright? 1338 01:06:47,969 --> 01:06:48,832 So long! 1339 01:06:48,866 --> 01:06:49,936 [boink] 1340 01:06:50,765 --> 01:06:51,904 - [Uncle Bart] Let's go while 1341 01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,009 we still have a little light left. 1342 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,148 Come along. 1343 01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:02,673 - Uncle Bart, this is your house. 1344 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:04,158 What are we doing back here? 1345 01:07:04,192 --> 01:07:06,125 - Aye, like I've told ya, laddie, 1346 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,059 nothing is ever quite as it seems. 1347 01:07:09,094 --> 01:07:10,198 Ever. 1348 01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:12,649 Come on, come with me. 1349 01:07:14,202 --> 01:07:16,377 Remember the door, Charlie? 1350 01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:18,448 You remember what I told ya about that door? 1351 01:07:18,482 --> 01:07:19,863 - [Charlie] Never walk through a door unless 1352 01:07:19,897 --> 01:07:21,071 you know where you're goin'. 1353 01:07:21,106 --> 01:07:22,383 - Well do ya know where you're goin', lad? 1354 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:24,074 - To the North Pole to see Santa Claus! 1355 01:07:24,109 --> 01:07:27,146 - Well then open that door and I'll be right behind ya. 1356 01:07:27,181 --> 01:07:31,599 Go on, 'cause on the other side of that door is Black Bart 1357 01:07:31,633 --> 01:07:34,084 and your ticket to the North Pole. 1358 01:07:34,119 --> 01:07:35,913 Here put these on. 1359 01:07:35,948 --> 01:07:37,915 It's gonna be cold where you're goin', lad. 1360 01:07:37,950 --> 01:07:40,401 - So Black Bart, the pirate guy? 1361 01:07:40,435 --> 01:07:41,885 - One and the same, laddie. 1362 01:07:41,919 --> 01:07:45,578 - But isn't he a thieving, pillaging, horrible pirate? 1363 01:07:45,613 --> 01:07:48,512 - Used to be and then he died. 1364 01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:52,068 But it seems that dyin' can soften up a man a bit. 1365 01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:55,174 - So Black Bart the pirate is bringin' us to see Santa? 1366 01:07:55,209 --> 01:07:56,658 - Yes he is, Master Charles. 1367 01:07:56,693 --> 01:07:59,109 It's the only way to get there. 1368 01:07:59,144 --> 01:08:00,559 - But why him? 1369 01:08:00,593 --> 01:08:03,527 - 'Cause old Black Bart decided to spend his spirit days 1370 01:08:03,562 --> 01:08:07,048 teaching people about the wonders of Christmas. 1371 01:08:07,704 --> 01:08:10,120 - I'm kind of scared, Uncle Bart. 1372 01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:11,846 [magic chimes] 1373 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,503 Uncle Bart? 1374 01:08:14,262 --> 01:08:15,643 Uncle Bart? 1375 01:08:15,677 --> 01:08:16,989 - [Uncle Bart] Go through the door now, Charles. 1376 01:08:17,023 --> 01:08:18,404 Go! 1377 01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,995 [Egyptian music] 1378 01:08:37,665 --> 01:08:39,253 Ahoy, Master Charles! 1379 01:08:39,287 --> 01:08:40,771 - [Charlie] Uncle Bart! 1380 01:08:40,806 --> 01:08:42,808 - Welcome aboard, laddie. 1381 01:08:48,193 --> 01:08:49,815 - Wow. 1382 01:08:49,849 --> 01:08:52,024 [adventure music] 1383 01:08:52,058 --> 01:08:54,095 - [Uncle Bart] Are ya ready for an adventure? 1384 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,235 Aye, you wanna see Santa Claus? 1385 01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:58,444 Well tally-ho, lad! 1386 01:09:04,554 --> 01:09:06,452 Avast, Master Charlie! 1387 01:09:06,487 --> 01:09:08,074 Hang on, laddie! 1388 01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:09,800 Here we go! 1389 01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:14,219 - We're flying, Uncle Bart! 1390 01:09:14,253 --> 01:09:15,910 We're flying! 1391 01:09:17,498 --> 01:09:20,017 [Uncle Bart laughs] 1392 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:29,234 - Look down, Master Charlie! 1393 01:09:32,651 --> 01:09:34,825 - [Charlie] It's beautiful, Uncle Bart! 1394 01:09:39,451 --> 01:09:43,765 - Aye, laddie, have you ever seen color like that thar? 1395 01:09:51,808 --> 01:09:53,706 - How are we doing this, Uncle Bart? 1396 01:09:53,741 --> 01:09:55,260 - It's magic, laddie! 1397 01:09:55,294 --> 01:09:56,709 Magic! 1398 01:10:01,162 --> 01:10:03,889 Come on back here, Master Charles. 1399 01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:10,413 Come around here. 1400 01:10:10,447 --> 01:10:12,587 I'm gonna let ya steer the ship, huh. 1401 01:10:12,622 --> 01:10:13,243 - Really? 1402 01:10:13,278 --> 01:10:14,348 - Aye! 1403 01:10:14,382 --> 01:10:15,245 Come in here. 1404 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,419 There ya go. 1405 01:10:16,453 --> 01:10:19,353 Now straight and true, straight and true. 1406 01:10:19,387 --> 01:10:20,216 There ya go. 1407 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,458 Good job. 1408 01:10:21,493 --> 01:10:24,081 I'm gonna make a sailor out of ya yet. 1409 01:10:29,397 --> 01:10:31,123 - Look, Uncle Bart! 1410 01:10:31,157 --> 01:10:33,850 [Uncle Bart laughs] 1411 01:10:37,405 --> 01:10:40,132 - Look down there, Master Charles. 1412 01:10:43,756 --> 01:10:45,551 Give me back the wheel, laddie. 1413 01:10:45,586 --> 01:10:47,622 We're gettin' ready to go down. 1414 01:11:19,102 --> 01:11:22,208 'Tis as far as I go, Master Charles. 1415 01:11:22,899 --> 01:11:26,972 What lies behind that door is for you and you only. 1416 01:11:27,593 --> 01:11:30,700 - Thank you so much, Uncle, I mean, Mr. Black Bart. 1417 01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:32,460 - Don't thank me, son. 1418 01:11:32,495 --> 01:11:34,566 It was because you believed that it happened, 1419 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,671 you made this happen. 1420 01:11:36,706 --> 01:11:39,812 Now, you need to get goin' 'cause Santa 1421 01:11:39,847 --> 01:11:42,850 is not a man to be kept waiting. 1422 01:11:42,884 --> 01:11:43,747 Go. 1423 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:58,590 ["Jingle Bells"] 1424 01:11:59,729 --> 01:12:00,971 [Santa chuckles] 1425 01:12:01,006 --> 01:12:02,456 [knocking] 1426 01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:05,528 - Oh, come in, Charlie, I've been waitin' for ya. 1427 01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:08,151 Come on over here. 1428 01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:09,773 Have a seat by the fire. 1429 01:12:13,467 --> 01:12:16,539 How about a nice Christmas apple? 1430 01:12:18,851 --> 01:12:21,647 Ho ho ho ho ho! 1431 01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:25,064 - I finally know you're real! 1432 01:12:25,099 --> 01:12:29,034 - Charlie, as long as there are good boys and girls, 1433 01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:31,070 I'll always be real. 1434 01:12:32,658 --> 01:12:35,420 You've come a long way, young man. 1435 01:12:35,454 --> 01:12:37,939 - Santa, I need your help. 1436 01:12:37,974 --> 01:12:40,666 If I hadn't come, I would've missed Christmas. 1437 01:12:40,701 --> 01:12:44,221 But if you can't help me, I'd still [mumbling]. 1438 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:46,638 - I see. 1439 01:12:48,674 --> 01:12:51,194 But there's only so much that I can do. 1440 01:12:51,228 --> 01:12:54,093 - So you can't help me? 1441 01:12:54,128 --> 01:12:56,441 - I didn't say that. 1442 01:12:56,475 --> 01:13:00,376 Charlie, close your eyes and hold out your hand. 1443 01:13:07,728 --> 01:13:09,592 Now open them up. 1444 01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:16,288 - I want this very, very much 1445 01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:19,912 but this is not what I came for. 1446 01:13:24,503 --> 01:13:26,436 - Well what then? 1447 01:13:26,471 --> 01:13:29,405 - I want for my new mother and father to be happy 1448 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:33,132 and I want for my father to get his restaurant back. 1449 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:41,002 - Congratulations, Charlie, you passed. 1450 01:13:41,037 --> 01:13:42,590 - Passed? 1451 01:13:43,315 --> 01:13:46,007 - [Santa] Charlie, you understand that Christmas is about 1452 01:13:46,042 --> 01:13:48,803 giving to others and making them happy. 1453 01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:54,464 But I'm sorry, I can't grant your wish. 1454 01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:56,639 - Why not? 1455 01:13:56,673 --> 01:13:59,538 - Because you've already done it yourself. 1456 01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:00,505 [Santa chuckles] 1457 01:14:00,539 --> 01:14:02,265 - I don't really understand. 1458 01:14:02,299 --> 01:14:05,130 - Well then go ahead and take a look right here, 1459 01:14:05,164 --> 01:14:07,373 but do it now 'cause I've got to get ready 1460 01:14:07,408 --> 01:14:09,824 to get into my sleigh and fly away. 1461 01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:11,481 After all, it is Christmas Eve 1462 01:14:11,516 --> 01:14:14,691 and I've got lots of work to do. 1463 01:14:14,726 --> 01:14:16,417 - [Charlie] Oh yeah, by the way, 1464 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:19,075 Eric your elf did a great job. 1465 01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:21,042 I just wanted you to know that. 1466 01:14:21,077 --> 01:14:23,251 - [Santa] Ho ho ho ho! 1467 01:14:25,322 --> 01:14:27,048 [magic chimes] 1468 01:14:34,193 --> 01:14:35,436 - Merry Christmas, Charlie. 1469 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,369 - How was your weekend? 1470 01:14:37,403 --> 01:14:38,266 - He's real! 1471 01:14:38,301 --> 01:14:39,820 Santa's really real! 1472 01:14:39,854 --> 01:14:40,786 - You're right, son. 1473 01:14:40,821 --> 01:14:41,787 - What do you mean? 1474 01:14:41,822 --> 01:14:42,788 - Come and see. 1475 01:14:42,823 --> 01:14:43,789 It's a miracle. 1476 01:14:43,824 --> 01:14:45,342 - Yeah. 1477 01:14:45,377 --> 01:14:48,656 [Christmas music] 1478 01:14:48,691 --> 01:14:50,071 - I guess so, huh? 1479 01:14:50,106 --> 01:14:51,487 - [Charlie] Joe, Charlotte! 1480 01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:53,074 - [Joe] Hey, Charlie. - Charlie! 1481 01:14:53,109 --> 01:14:54,559 - Come on over here. 1482 01:14:55,974 --> 01:14:58,355 - Wow, what a tree! 1483 01:14:58,390 --> 01:14:59,529 - And where there's a tree ... 1484 01:14:59,564 --> 01:15:01,289 - There are presents. 1485 01:15:01,324 --> 01:15:03,429 And this one is for you. 1486 01:15:03,464 --> 01:15:05,121 Uh uh uh uh uh. 1487 01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:06,709 I can't tell you what's in there, 1488 01:15:06,743 --> 01:15:09,021 but it has rockets that fire. 1489 01:15:09,056 --> 01:15:11,161 - [Eddie] Hey, hey, hey, no opening presents 1490 01:15:11,196 --> 01:15:12,715 until Christmas dinner. 1491 01:15:12,749 --> 01:15:14,682 - Isn't it wonderful, Charlie? 1492 01:15:14,717 --> 01:15:16,408 - And it's all because of you. 1493 01:15:16,442 --> 01:15:17,340 - Me? 1494 01:15:17,374 --> 01:15:18,755 - [Joe] That's right, Charlie. 1495 01:15:18,790 --> 01:15:21,240 You reminded us of what Christmas is really about. 1496 01:15:22,414 --> 01:15:23,967 - [Eddie] You saved our Christmas, Charlie. 1497 01:15:24,002 --> 01:15:26,970 - So it's only fair that we save yours. 1498 01:15:28,765 --> 01:15:31,457 - Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! 1499 01:15:31,492 --> 01:15:33,563 [mumbling], guess who? 1500 01:15:33,598 --> 01:15:34,495 - [Charlie] Aunt Ting! 1501 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,221 I missed you so much! 1502 01:15:36,255 --> 01:15:38,810 - I missed you too, Charlie. 1503 01:15:40,432 --> 01:15:42,538 [knock at door] 1504 01:15:48,854 --> 01:15:50,960 - [Oliver] Hey, Charlie, Merry Christmas. 1505 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,617 Hey, Sam. 1506 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:54,584 Diane. 1507 01:15:54,619 --> 01:15:56,793 - What are you doin' here? 1508 01:15:56,828 --> 01:16:01,142 - [Oliver] Well, that whole restaurant thing, 1509 01:16:01,177 --> 01:16:02,627 that's my fault. 1510 01:16:03,524 --> 01:16:08,529 I have had quite an experience, an awakening you might say. 1511 01:16:09,219 --> 01:16:13,603 I've done a lot of bad things for money and power 1512 01:16:13,638 --> 01:16:16,572 but I decided that starting today 1513 01:16:16,606 --> 01:16:19,091 I needed to make those things right. 1514 01:16:19,126 --> 01:16:22,508 So [chuckles] I've arranged with the bank 1515 01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:25,822 to give ya a new loan to save your business 1516 01:16:25,857 --> 01:16:28,411 and get ya caught up on your back payment. 1517 01:16:28,445 --> 01:16:31,276 You can be opened back up again in time for New Year's Eve. 1518 01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:33,623 - [Sam] I don't know what to say. 1519 01:16:33,658 --> 01:16:34,935 - I do. 1520 01:16:34,969 --> 01:16:36,005 Let's eat! 1521 01:16:36,039 --> 01:16:37,420 [everyone laughs] 1522 01:16:37,454 --> 01:16:39,422 - You got my vote on that. 1523 01:16:39,456 --> 01:16:40,285 - Oh and by the way ... 1524 01:16:40,319 --> 01:16:41,182 - Yeah? 1525 01:16:41,217 --> 01:16:42,632 - Please, call me Oliver. 1526 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:46,429 - Right, Oliver, please come sit down and join us. 1527 01:16:46,463 --> 01:16:48,017 - Little Stevie, come on. 1528 01:16:48,051 --> 01:16:50,813 I know how much you love homemade dressing. 1529 01:16:51,434 --> 01:16:53,022 [knock at door] 1530 01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:56,301 - [Uncle Bart] Arr! 1531 01:16:56,335 --> 01:16:57,095 - [Charlie] Uncle Bart! 1532 01:16:57,129 --> 01:16:59,062 - Merry Christmas, lad. 1533 01:16:59,097 --> 01:17:00,236 Here's a little gift from Santa 1534 01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:02,583 and the elves from the North Pole. 1535 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,240 - Thank you so very much. 1536 01:17:04,274 --> 01:17:06,725 - No, no, son, don't thank me, thank yourself. 1537 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,693 You did it on your own, laddie. 1538 01:17:08,727 --> 01:17:10,073 Beautiful. 1539 01:17:12,386 --> 01:17:14,250 - So did you bring Eric with you? 1540 01:17:14,284 --> 01:17:16,666 - [Uncle Bart] Nay, laddie, he's somewhere over China 1541 01:17:16,701 --> 01:17:18,668 with Santa delivering gifts to all 1542 01:17:18,703 --> 01:17:20,670 the little Chinese boys and girls. 1543 01:17:20,705 --> 01:17:24,640 But if you're a good boy, you will see him again next year. 1544 01:17:27,712 --> 01:17:32,406 ["Hark the Herald Angels Sing"] 1545 01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:36,444 - Wow, this is the best Christmas ever! 1546 01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:38,826 I believe in Santa Claus, I really do! 1547 01:17:38,861 --> 01:17:41,035 - Well I hope you still believe in him next year. 1548 01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:43,175 - Don't worry, I will. 1549 01:17:43,210 --> 01:17:45,453 Merry Christmas to one and all! 1550 01:17:45,488 --> 01:17:47,697 - [everyone] Merry Christmas! 1551 01:17:47,732 --> 01:17:49,561 - Hey, everyone, let's sing! 1552 01:17:49,595 --> 01:17:51,597 ♪ [lyrics] We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1553 01:17:51,632 --> 01:17:54,048 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1554 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:56,499 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1555 01:17:56,533 --> 01:17:59,019 ♪ and a Happy New Year 1556 01:17:59,053 --> 01:18:01,366 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1557 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,679 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1558 01:18:03,713 --> 01:18:06,129 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas, 1559 01:18:06,164 --> 01:18:08,856 ♪ and a Happy New Year 1560 01:18:09,512 --> 01:18:13,827 ["We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] 1561 01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:30,075 ["Jingle Bell Rock"] 1562 01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:20,945 ["Deck the Halls"] 1563 01:23:48,368 --> 01:23:52,368 ["Hark the Herald Angels Sing"] 101348