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Richard Arc, he's dead.
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Dorian...there's a girl on your
corridor.
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Charlotte Arc.
Do you think she's a troublemaker?
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I think this is something you need to
bring up with your father. He's dead.
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Dr Maltravers.
How is Galahad? Not good.
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You have to be a member
of the Dandelion Club
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to come to the Dandelion Club Party.
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Is this where we meet for lunch?
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So how do I join?
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You can't
because your parents are poor.
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I just get the impression this place
isn't really for me.
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There are two kinds of people
who matter, Theo.
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Those who have it,
and those who earn it.
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I have it. You have to earn it.
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What do we have to do?
Just be yourselves.
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The point is, have you ever come
on a member of the Royal Family?
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Dad?
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I thought about him every day,
Gabriel.
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I can't weep for Richard Arc.
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You're a virgin?
Yeah.
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Brilliant!
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Guard the project.
Protect the Dandelion Club.
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The future will come sooner
than they think.
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Come on! Row! Come on!
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Dig deep!
Faster! Faster!
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They're gaining!
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Bravo, bravo.
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Dig deep!
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Harder! Harder!
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Well bloody done!
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Yes! Yes!
Bravo! Bravo!
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Well bloody done!
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Should he be doing this?
It's far less than he's capable of.
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He's come on in leaps and bounds.
I can see that.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Physically, I'm pleased.
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Psychologically?
He's kept it together so far.
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We've been lucky.
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Edmund, we need that hourglass.
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Never mind, Rupert!
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It's coming in tomorrow.
How did you get it through?
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With difficulty.
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Still they can't look everywhere.
It's coming in on the statue.
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The statue?
Mm.
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Don't worry.
Everything's going to be fine.
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Guard the project.
Protect the Dandelion Club.
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Rupert cane in second!
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Better luck next time!
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So....this whole thing about being
the college jesters.
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Ha. Oh, yeah.
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I've written a list of pros
and cons.
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Oh.
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Pro - people notice us.
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Con - people piss on us.
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That's one each, isn't it?
Hm.
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I guess we're undecided there.
I don't wanna do it.
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I think we should tell Dorian
we're out.
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Are you sure?
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He's supposed to be a pretty artful
customer, this Dorian guy.
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And are we not artful customers?
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Yeah?
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Stop it!
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Ah! Fools!
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Pop along to my study for elevenses.
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You again?
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You've been here every day
since the start of term.
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Yes.
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I'm Ross.
Charlotte.
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So...you must have done
a pretty bad thing.
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Sorry, I don't mean to pry.
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I saw my dad last week.
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He's dead.
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He passed away a month ago.
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But you saw him...
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Yeah.
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That's kind of the problem.
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I know it must have been
some sort of hallucination...
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with all the grief and stress.
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It was just before I did...
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'the bad thing'.
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I met a boy.
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I see.
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I promised Dad, you know.
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I always said
I would save myself for marriage.
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So now I can't help thinking that
maybe he came back from...wherever
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to warn me. Do you believe in that?
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That people come back from the dead?
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Yeah.
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At the last judgement all the dead
will rise. I believe that.
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That's the book of Revelation.
It's pretty old school.
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'And when the thousand years
are expired,
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'Satan shall be loosed
out of his prison.
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'And shall go out
to deceive the nations
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'of the four corners of the earth...
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'..and gather them for war...
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'..and their number shall be
as the sand of the sea.'
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Memorising The Bible.
That's very...old school.
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It's the only bit that I know.
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I'd better go.
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It was nice to meet you, Charlotte.
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You know, there's nothing so bad
you can't make up for it.
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Oh, you're here.
I waited in the Senior Common Room.
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I moved it in here.
Did you not get my note?
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You moved our first council meeting
to your study?
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Cosier, I thought.
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Well, let's get started?
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First on the agenda, our statue,
Byron And The Greek -
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Thank you, Warden.
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It's arriving from Italy
this afternoon.
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Apparently, the refurbishment
has been an unqualified success.
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All that remains is the small matter
of the bill:
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some sixty thousand pounds.
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Sixty thousand? What happened to it?
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Can I just convey the Dandelion
Club's sincerest apologies?
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Painting the scrotal sack
of one figure was bad enough,
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but to go on to paint the helmet,
the shaft,
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and the gonads
of a great poet like Byron,
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now appears,
with the benefit of hindsight,
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to have been a very immature thing
to do.
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How many years in a row
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have the Dandelion Club
vandalised this statue?
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Playing pranks upon the statue
is college tradition.
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It's what makes Trinity...Trinity.
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The Dandelion Club
is extremely wealthy,
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and if they choose to persist
in this tradition,
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I think it fair
they cover the cost themselves.
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The council would, of course,
need to vote on that.
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All those in favour?
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All those against?
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Well, that's that, then.
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Word of advice, Angela.
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Leave the Dandelion Club alone.
Saves arguments.
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Now, moving on. The forthcoming
elections for student rep.
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So, you're running for what?
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Student Rep.
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You get to sit on the College
Council, vote on important issues.
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Doesn't sound very you.
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The election's a popularity contest.
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I know everyone loves me,
but it's nice to have it in writing.
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Anyone want a game?
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Yeah. Yeah, why not?
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Nice one.
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So are you going to come
and watch me play?
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Maybe wrap your arms around me
as I take a shot.
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Is my name Rosalind or Shaznay?
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I've got lectures.
I'll see you later.
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I'll check out your cuemanship then.
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Let's mess with them.
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Come on, then. Rack 'em up.
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OK!
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It's all over, chaps.
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Excuse me. We were about to play.
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Come on, mate. They're Dandelions.
We'll leave it for now.
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Can't decipher his accent,
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but I think your mate's got
the general idea.
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Look, it's winner stays on.
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How about you and your mate
play us for it?
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Let's make it more interesting.
Whoever wins takes the table...
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and 500 pounds.
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Done.
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Mate...I can't afford that.
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We're not going to lose
to these guys.
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I wouldn't count on that! Mummy had
a billiards table in the ballroom.
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I grew up with this stuff.
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Dorian.
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A word.
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Tight grip you have there, Dean.
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It's about the statue.
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I know you boys think
it's your personal plaything.
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But, just for today,
no funny business.
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Dean, you misjudge me.
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I'm serious.
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You don't want to do anything
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to damage our special relationship,
now, do you.
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Don't I?
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No. You don't.
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Don't give yourself a heart attack,
old man.
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We won't touch the statue, OK?
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Just you wait and see.
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Yes!
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One more, now, one more.
Focus, now.
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£500, eh, boys?
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Damn!
Come on, Theo. Come on, now.
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Come on.
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Yes, get in there. Well done.
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Come on.
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Yes, get in there. Come on, now.
Come on.
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Come on, mate. She'll never stay
with you, you know.
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What?
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She'll...never...
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stay...with...you.
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Last one.
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About there.
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Yes. Get in there! Well done, mate!
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Thank you.
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Yeah! Well done, Theo. Yes!
Ha ha ha!
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Thank you very much.
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Seriously...thank you.
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Loser! Loser! Ross is a loser!
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Easy! Easy! Easy!
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Jesus!
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Ross! Ross!
Get him out of here!
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It's OK! It's OK! Forget it!
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What the hell's going on here?!
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What the hell's going on here?
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All right, bonnie lad.
We'll get you sorted out.
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Somebody fetch some ice.
Come on. That's it.
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Deep breaths. There you go, son.
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Here at Bridgeford,
you have probably been wondering
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what else your position
as fools will entail.
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Byron And The Greek,
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a statue in gold
by the renowned Lewis Calthorpe.
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It depicts the great poet, Byron...
with a Greek soldier.
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Yes, that's right...
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they are gaying it up.
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The statue is Trinity's
most famous artefact
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and for 60 years
every Dandelion Club president
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has engineered some sort of prank
upon its person.
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In 1950,
they painted Byron's penis blue.
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In 1979,
it was the year of the arse cracks.
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Two years ago,
they painted his jollies green.
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To be honest, it's got repetitive.
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Until this year.
Is this where we come in?
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Today, the statue is being returned
to college.
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The Dandelion Club is going
to steal it,
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and we want you to pose in its place
as we make an escape.
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You want us to pretend
to be a statue?!
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The greatest jape ever perpetrated
by this illustrious society.
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And you and you,
the starring actors.
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You will be naked,
and painted with this...
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gold paint.
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Look,
we want to talk about this, OK?
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You will be drugged
to promote inertia. Er I'm sorry.
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There is nothing in our contract
about being drugged.
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Yeah! We're not doing it!
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How disappointing.
Enjoying that tea?
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Yeah, it's nice.
Mmm.
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Different tasting.
Hm.
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Hint of pharmaceuticals.
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Yeah. Nice, though.
Really nice.
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He just came at me.
He threw me against the wall.
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Hardly knew what happened after
that. He was well strong.
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Did you provoke him?
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I called him a loser.
Does that count?
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No, that doesn't count.
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I'm afraid this isn't over yet,
David.
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I'm going to need you to give
evidence at a tribunal.
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You're gonna kick him out
of college, right?
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If the tribunal finds him guilty,
then, yes.
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Ma'am.
Pete, who else witnessed the attack?
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I've got their names.
253
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,320
These are all Dandelion Club
members.
254
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,760
That's right. You want me to start
rounding them up?
255
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,680
No, it's all right, thanks, Pete.
256
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,640
Bugger.
257
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,200
What? David,
you haven't got any witnesses.
258
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,400
There were loads of people there.
They were Dandelion Club members.
259
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,280
They'll say that you started it,
260
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,480
that it was a fair fight
and you came off worst.
261
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,600
Anything to save him
and fix the blame on you.
262
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,640
There was a non Dandelion there.
Was there? Who?
263
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,080
Is he going to be all right?
264
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,240
Come on, then, boys.
265
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,760
The statue's arrived.
266
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,480
I'm Jonty.
267
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,360
There's been a change of plan.
268
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,932
Angela...could I have a word?
269
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:10,052
Lloyd, coffee.
270
00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:18,372
Ross Bonham is our finest rowing
prospect since records began.
271
00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:20,252
Students look up to him.
272
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,932
The press know who he is.
What's your point?
273
00:15:22,932 --> 00:15:26,532
A tribunal has to be in public.
It's conspicuous and embarrassing.
274
00:15:26,532 --> 00:15:29,052
Whereas the Dandelion Club,
on the other hand,
275
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:31,172
has it's own private
disciplinary procedures.
276
00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:34,252
So why not let us punish him,
277
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,852
and then the whole matter
needn't get out of hand?
278
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,252
Does the Dandelion Club have the
power to expel Ross from college?
279
00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,292
No, but surely
even you weren't thinking -
280
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,772
Sorry, Angie, did you want anything?
Just water.
281
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:49,452
The boy beat another student
senseless.
282
00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:52,252
Well, good luck with the tribunal.
283
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,772
Witnesses to these things are very
hard to come by in my experience.
284
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:58,612
Oh, we have a witness.
Theo Mackenzie.
285
00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,612
I'm not sure I'd be very prepared
286
00:16:00,612 --> 00:16:02,892
to accept the evidence
of a single student.
287
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:05,212
Let's see whether
the tribunal agrees with you.
288
00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:07,652
You and I, of course,
are on the tribunal,
289
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:09,532
but who's the crucial third judge?
290
00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:11,292
Someone just as impartial, I trust.
291
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:14,172
Oh, absolutely. It's Gabriel.
292
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,212
I brought some ginger biscuits.
293
00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:18,092
I remember you like them, Angie.
294
00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:20,132
What?
295
00:16:25,412 --> 00:16:28,892
You know, when I was a kid I used
to love watching the athletics.
296
00:16:28,892 --> 00:16:30,852
Hundred metres.
297
00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:33,852
You black guys are bloody fast.
Hats off to you. Great.
298
00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:35,772
Look, what do you want?
299
00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:39,532
I need to talk to you about my
cousin. I'm concerned for you.
300
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,492
Rosalind's always been
a heartbreaker.
301
00:16:41,492 --> 00:16:44,212
I'm not interested in your opinions
of my sex life.
302
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,252
The whole Princess
loves the Pauper thing.
303
00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:49,332
It's all very fairytale,
but these things don't end happily.
304
00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:53,852
Unless, of course,
the Pauper becomes a Prince.
305
00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:56,612
You asked me last week if you could
join the Dandelion Club.
306
00:16:56,612 --> 00:17:00,652
Pull out of this tribunal and we're
happy to have you. Ah, Spod.
307
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,572
Hmph!
308
00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:05,172
You'll get all the usual privileges.
309
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:07,932
No work. Your degree guaranteed.
310
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,892
Plus the odds of you keeping
Rosalind will shoot up.
311
00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:15,572
And if, perish the thought, it does
go wrong, you'll have the pick.
312
00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:17,812
Girls like a bit of rough.
313
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:21,892
But in my experience they prefer
a nicely laundered waistcoat. OK.
314
00:17:21,892 --> 00:17:23,692
Just one question.
Fire away.
315
00:17:23,692 --> 00:17:26,572
Should I join the Dandelion Club,
316
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:29,212
if I am convinced
it's full of wankers?
317
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:33,572
Well, we're a broad bunch.
318
00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:36,252
Think about it...
for Rosalind's sake.
319
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,572
Woah, woah, woah.
This is the wrong room.
320
00:17:48,572 --> 00:17:50,972
This is definitely the wrong room.
321
00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:55,492
You didn't see us, right?
322
00:17:58,012 --> 00:17:59,532
OK, we're off. Come on.
323
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:09,572
And so our statue
is returned to us once more.
324
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:13,052
Let's hope it remained undefiled
for longer than last time.
325
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:16,732
Fellows, Dr Haleford,
326
00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,572
students...Byron And The Greek.
327
00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:29,012
Mate, do not move.
328
00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:30,812
We can't move.
329
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,012
Oh, yeah.
330
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,412
I know it's a long time
since I've seen it,
331
00:18:35,412 --> 00:18:38,172
but the musculature seems
less defined than I remember.
332
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:41,132
Really? I think they're lovely.
333
00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:43,132
Lovely buttocks.
334
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:46,892
Lovely.
335
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,652
Lovely buttocks.
336
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:53,972
Is he talking about your arse
or mine?
337
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,572
Yours, Gaylord.
338
00:18:56,572 --> 00:19:00,012
What do you think?
Flyer for the student Rep campaign.
339
00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:01,732
You've got my vote.
340
00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:03,772
Doesn't look like I'll need it.
341
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:05,812
No-one else is nominating against me.
342
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,652
Cowards.
343
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:10,092
Dorian came to speak to me earlier.
344
00:19:10,092 --> 00:19:12,932
He offered to make me a member
of the Dandelion Club.
345
00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:14,932
I told him to shove it.
346
00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:17,972
Rejected the olive branch, eh?
347
00:19:17,972 --> 00:19:21,572
Shame, you'd look good in a tailcoat.
348
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:25,052
Yeah. Well, you've got to do
the right thing, haven't you?
349
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:28,372
You're taking all of this tribunal
stuff very lightly.
350
00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:30,572
What's that supposed to mean?
351
00:19:30,572 --> 00:19:33,532
Just that in general people don't
mess with the Dandelion Club.
352
00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:36,612
Look,
I'm not afraid of those inbreeds.
353
00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:40,092
Would that be the inbreeds
whose President I'm related to?
354
00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:43,652
Oh, well, you know I didn't mean...
355
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,292
Hmm.
356
00:19:52,972 --> 00:19:54,892
Hi.
357
00:20:00,612 --> 00:20:02,412
Whoops!
358
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,372
Come in!
359
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:32,252
Hi. Do you remember me?
360
00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:34,332
Yes, of course. Charlotte.
361
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:37,892
Look, I heard about what happened
this morning.
362
00:20:37,892 --> 00:20:39,772
I thought maybe you'd like
to talk about it.
363
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,452
You know this song?
364
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:43,372
♪ Daisy, Daisy
365
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,332
♪ Give me your answer, do
366
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,652
I...
367
00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,332
♪ I'm half crazy
368
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,012
♪ All for the love of you...
369
00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:52,292
♪ It won't be a stylish marriage
370
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,532
♪ I can't afford a carriage
371
00:20:54,532 --> 00:20:57,372
♪ But you'll look sweet upon the seat
372
00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:59,172
♪ Of a bicycle made for two
373
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:04,852
♪ I will stand by you in wheel or woe
374
00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:08,012
♪ Daisy, Daisy...
Ross!
375
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:10,452
♪ You'll be the bell that I'll ring,
you know
376
00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:12,372
♪ My sweet little Daisy Bell ♪
377
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,572
Ross!
378
00:21:16,932 --> 00:21:23,492
You don't know
what they're doing to me!
379
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,932
Get out.
380
00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:34,052
Babe, what's happening to you?
381
00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:48,856
Well, now, that is terrible.
I see what you mean sir.
382
00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:51,456
Yeah. So what happens next?
383
00:21:51,456 --> 00:21:54,456
Me, I'm going back to the lodge
to finish my sandwich.
384
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:57,576
Coronation Chicken. Very tasty.
385
00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,136
But what about all this?
386
00:21:59,136 --> 00:22:01,536
If I were you,
I'd clear up this mess, sir.
387
00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:05,576
No. I mean, The Dandelion Club -
they've trashed my room.
388
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,976
Sounds unlikely, sir.
389
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:12,656
What I'd advise is tidy up now
and not let it get like this again.
390
00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:15,256
A little bit every day
will do wonders.
391
00:22:18,936 --> 00:22:21,536
I did tell you.
What?
392
00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:24,376
Ross Bonham's popular
in the Dandelion Club.
393
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:27,176
So this is OK with you?
I'm just saying...
394
00:22:27,176 --> 00:22:29,136
Trinity's been here a long time.
395
00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:33,056
It has conventions and customs you
don't understand.
396
00:22:33,056 --> 00:22:36,176
It might have been best to wait until
you did before messing with them.
397
00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:38,576
You know,
your cousin was right about you.
398
00:22:38,576 --> 00:22:41,336
I very much doubt that.
399
00:22:41,336 --> 00:22:44,096
You're on their side.
I'm on their side?
400
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,176
How old are you? Six?
401
00:22:46,176 --> 00:22:48,456
Oh, fuck off.
402
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:56,896
You can make that up to me later.
403
00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:08,616
Ah, Gabriel. Come in.
404
00:23:08,616 --> 00:23:10,936
Come in. Take that seat!
405
00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:19,896
You voted against me at this
morning's council meeting.
406
00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:22,336
Well, the Dandelions
have plenty of money.
407
00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:24,496
They could easily afford
the restoration.
408
00:23:26,616 --> 00:23:29,376
Should I be worried about you,
Gabriel?
409
00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:31,176
Worried?
410
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,216
Why would you worry about me?
411
00:23:33,216 --> 00:23:36,856
I sense Angela's return
has disturbed you.
412
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:40,176
Remembrance of things past.
413
00:23:40,176 --> 00:23:42,656
Well, we were so close.
414
00:23:42,656 --> 00:23:46,016
She and me and Richard...
415
00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,976
Hm.
416
00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:52,816
Edmund, this tribunal - I am going
to be impartial, you know.
417
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:55,896
Hmph.
418
00:23:57,096 --> 00:23:59,896
I took Angela's latest book out
of the library this morning.
419
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,976
Have you read it?
420
00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:04,056
Science - not really my thing.
421
00:24:05,296 --> 00:24:06,936
No.
422
00:24:06,936 --> 00:24:09,136
There's a rather
touching dedication.
423
00:24:12,216 --> 00:24:14,216
It's still Richard, isn't it?
424
00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:20,376
You know, Gabriel, I don't actually
need you to win this tribunal.
425
00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:25,016
But, I promise you,
if you vote against me there,
426
00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:28,736
I will not only embarrass Angela,
but I will humiliate her.
427
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:31,256
No-one in college
will take her seriously again.
428
00:24:31,256 --> 00:24:33,456
You don't want that, do you?
429
00:24:33,456 --> 00:24:35,256
You're bluffing.
430
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:37,656
Well, off you go, Gabriel.
431
00:24:42,336 --> 00:24:44,256
You've a first-class mind.
432
00:24:45,536 --> 00:24:47,496
One of our stars.
433
00:24:47,496 --> 00:24:51,136
It saddens me to see you still
running around after Angie Donne.
434
00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:56,896
She's not interested in you.
435
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,016
She never was.
436
00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:05,336
Very handsome.
437
00:25:06,456 --> 00:25:08,576
I'll finish your shoes.
438
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,336
They'll ask if you want
to say anything.
439
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:15,576
And when they do...
you'll stay quiet.
440
00:25:17,256 --> 00:25:19,336
Leave everything to Maltravers
and Dorian.
441
00:25:19,336 --> 00:25:21,896
I'll talk if I want to.
No!
442
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,256
No, you'll say nothing.
443
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:28,736
Look, we can't afford another one
of your funny turns.
444
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,536
One more word and they'll expel you.
So what?
445
00:25:33,056 --> 00:25:34,696
So...
446
00:25:34,696 --> 00:25:36,576
What will I do then?
447
00:25:40,096 --> 00:25:42,096
What will I do without you?
448
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,536
See you tomorrow.
449
00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:05,576
Jealous? You know...
450
00:26:05,576 --> 00:26:07,976
if you want another go,
all you have to do is knock.
451
00:26:07,976 --> 00:26:09,656
Let me pass please.
452
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:12,296
Hey!
453
00:26:13,216 --> 00:26:15,136
Are you not going to stop
for a chat?
454
00:26:15,136 --> 00:26:18,136
If you want to talk to me, maybe
you should start with an apology.
455
00:26:18,136 --> 00:26:20,576
An apology?
You took advantage of me!
456
00:26:20,576 --> 00:26:24,016
I'm not going to apologise
for giving you your first orgasm.
457
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,616
And on your first time too.
458
00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,456
Played one, won one.
459
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,096
How many girls manage that?
460
00:27:00,216 --> 00:27:03,736
Raj, I thought uni was going
to be way better than this.
461
00:27:03,736 --> 00:27:06,256
I think my cock's touching your leg.
462
00:27:06,256 --> 00:27:08,776
Can you feel it?
No.
463
00:27:08,776 --> 00:27:10,816
Then it's not happening.
464
00:27:10,816 --> 00:27:12,856
Angus?
Yeah?
465
00:27:12,856 --> 00:27:14,496
Close your eyes. Someone's coming.
466
00:27:36,976 --> 00:27:40,136
Angus, my cock is definitely
touching your leg.
467
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:42,136
'Who's "they", do you think?'
468
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:45,616
Ross kept saying, 'You don't know
what they're doing to me.'
469
00:27:45,616 --> 00:27:48,576
Do you think he meant
the Dandelions?
470
00:27:48,576 --> 00:27:50,656
I'm completely lost.
471
00:27:50,656 --> 00:27:54,456
No, cos maybe the Dandelions forced
Ross to beat David up.
472
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:56,376
Maybe it had all been planned,
473
00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:59,496
like some sort of a bet or a dare
or initiation.
474
00:27:59,496 --> 00:28:01,256
Oh, gangs do that.
475
00:28:02,336 --> 00:28:05,256
Kelly and her gang made me eat
a biscuit
476
00:28:05,256 --> 00:28:07,456
that she'd stuck up her Lulu!
477
00:28:08,696 --> 00:28:13,176
Look, Charlotte,
nobody forced Ross to do anything.
478
00:28:13,176 --> 00:28:15,896
I was there.
That's why I'm a witness.
479
00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:18,176
But it would make total sense.
480
00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:21,096
He was so nice to me
in the chapel this morning.
481
00:28:21,096 --> 00:28:24,016
It's weird
that he change so suddenly?
482
00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:26,296
Yeah, well, while you ponder that,
483
00:28:26,296 --> 00:28:27,976
I'm going to get him
kicked out of college.
484
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,720
What happened then, David?
485
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,440
He came towards me, he grabbed me
and threw me against the wall.
486
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,640
He was really strong, and I was so
winded I couldn't get up.
487
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,560
After that
I don't remember distinctly.
488
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,960
He punched me several times
and I think he kicked me once.
489
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,840
That really hurt, and I remember
voices telling Ross to stop.
490
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,080
And when I came round you were there
and Pete was there...
491
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,320
Everything all right, Dr Maltravers.
492
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,240
Yes, fine.
493
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,080
Please continue.
494
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,440
Thank you, David. Will Theo McKenzie
please step forward?
495
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,840
You say the attack was unprovoked?
496
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,480
David called him a loser.
497
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,880
Well, we have seven witnesses to say
498
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,480
that David threw more than one punch
before Ross retaliated.
499
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,600
The only people to claim otherwise
are David himself and now you.
500
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,360
How do you explain that?
501
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,880
Are you saying
the other students lied?
502
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,600
Yes.
503
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,520
Why not? Yeah.
504
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,040
They're liars. All of them.
505
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,440
Why would they lie?
506
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,920
Do you really need me to explain?
Please do.
507
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920
Well, forgive me,
if this sounds familiar,
508
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,160
but there's a club at this college,
full of posh people.
509
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,240
And if anyone from this club gets
into trouble,
510
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,200
they all gather round and help him.
Do you need me to go slower for you?
511
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,600
Where are you from, Mr Mackenzie?
512
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,880
Lewisham.
You see...
513
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,280
you're not what we might call
a typical Trinity student.
514
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,000
What do you mean by 'typical'?
In terms of upbringing.
515
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,720
It would be understandable
if you harboured some resentment
516
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,840
towards those
from a more privileged background.
517
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,800
OK, I'm done.
Theo, don't be foolish.
518
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,720
You can't just step down.
519
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,240
And you can't ask me questions that
have nothing to do with anything.
520
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,960
Now, I know what I saw.
521
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,880
I told you what I saw.
522
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,960
So unless you've got a reason
to call me a liar,
523
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,440
I suggest you let me go now.
524
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,920
Well done, Theo.
525
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,080
Ross, if the tribunal upholds
the charge against you,
526
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,360
you must understand that
you will be expelled from college.
527
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,640
With that in mind, do you have
anything to say in your defence?
528
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400
Or by way of an apology?
529
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,120
Very well.
530
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,480
Dr Lloyd, do you uphold the charge
against Ross Bonham?
531
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,160
I do.
532
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,920
Come on!
533
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,800
I do too.
This can't be.
534
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,600
Dr Maltravers?
535
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,320
My decision is irrelevant,
I believe. Quite.
536
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,480
Ross, the charge has been proved
against you.
537
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,800
I expect you out of the college
by sunset.
538
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,200
This is an outrage!
539
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,680
Come on!
540
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,440
It's not true! It's not true.
541
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,720
I provoked Ross.
David, what are you doing?
542
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,360
I whispered things.
I was looking for the fight.
543
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,480
What are you on about?
You do realise what you're saying?
544
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,600
The warden told me to say Ross
attacked me.
545
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,360
She wanted to hurt the Dandelion
Club.
546
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,800
She said it was my duty, that if
I lied, it would be for the best.
547
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,160
I said nothing of the sort!
So you're dropping the charge?
548
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,720
This is deeply regrettable. In your
defence, you have owned up
549
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,000
and it seems there's been an element
of coercion.
550
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,360
BOYS: Hear hear!
This is outrageous!
551
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,200
Which is more than I can say
for the witness.
552
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,680
Mr Mackenzie, you have lied to the
tribunal.
553
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,920
I didn't. You lied
and I am imposing a fine.
554
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,240
I didn't. You lied
and I am imposing a fine.
555
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,400
This is rigged! A fine I shall
increase for that remark.
556
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,680
Shall we say, £500?
557
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,240
Come on, get it out!
558
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,640
Bluffing, was I?
559
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,760
Mate, I think I can feel my legs.
Yeah. That tea's wearing off.
560
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,640
I'm going to try and get up.
561
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,320
Ah! ooh!
562
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,000
I am never doing that...again!
563
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,640
The hour glass is hidden in the
hand.
564
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,480
I looked, but I couldn't find
anything.
565
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,000
I thought maybe I got the wrong
figure or...
566
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,880
You probably got the wrong hand.
567
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,800
Who the hell are you?
568
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,360
(APPALLING FRENCH ACCENT)
Je su-is etudie de francais.
569
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,840
J'ai habite a Paris.
570
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,800
Baguettes.
571
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,120
He's French.
572
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,640
Raj!
I mean, we're French.
573
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:04,920
Raj!
I mean, we're French.
574
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,400
Konichiwa.
575
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,200
Go on! Don't let them get away!
576
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,760
David!
577
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,840
David! Dave...
578
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,840
Hi there. Could you come back later?
579
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,640
I need to talk to you.
580
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,360
Don't worry ladies.
Theo was just going.
581
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,480
Yeah.
Spoke to that president chappie.
582
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,760
Turns out one of my ancestors was
a lord.
583
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,760
You Judas! Come on, mate.
584
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,920
I'm Dandelion now.
Is it really worth it?
585
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,040
Sorry about that, ladies.
Where were we?
586
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,920
What did you do to him?
587
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,160
You made David change his plea!
588
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,600
You know, I bet I can make you kiss
me.
589
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,080
What?
You see this laptop?
590
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,360
You know they have cameras in them
nowadays? Ingenious things.
591
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,280
They're used primarily to film soap
stars and pre-teens wanking,
592
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,680
but when angled correctly, they can
produce much more stimulating results.
593
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,000
No, you didn't!
Kiss me and I'll delete the file.
594
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,880
No. How do I send an attachment to
everyone in college?
595
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,440
You know, I'm not actually -
OK, yes, yes.
596
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,600
But you have to promise to delete
that file. I give you my word.
597
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,280
That's a two out of ten.
I think we can push above an eight.
598
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,320
Good. Good.
599
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,400
I want to see you delete the file.
I would, but it doesn't exist.
600
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,880
I made it up.
601
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,920
Don't look so unhappy. You wouldn't
have done it if you hadn't wanted to.
602
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,880
I hate you!
603
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,920
Just because your family's got
money, you think you can run this place
604
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,280
and you can have whatever and
whoever you want.
605
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,000
Well, I've got news for you, Dorian
Gaudain, you can't have ME...
606
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,840
..again.
607
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,920
You can't have me again.
608
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,760
Bye bye!
609
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,960
Where is it?
Where's what?
610
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,040
Don't you piss about with me!
The statue!
611
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,880
Byron and the Greek?
Isn't it on its pedestal by now?
612
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,080
No, it isn't and you bloody know it!
This is a good bluff. This is funny.
613
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,960
Come on, Dr M, let's not... Argh!
614
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,200
Any time you like, Dorian.
615
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,600
Oh, god! I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
616
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,000
It's all right. We've both been
a bit under fire today.
617
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,560
Oh, Gabe, what am I doing here?
618
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,600
I was happy at Liverpool.
I was respected
619
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,480
and I've left everything behind
for this fucking place!
620
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,440
Well, I think it's good you came
back. Why?
621
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,440
I can't change anything!
622
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,680
I have just been humiliated in front
of the whole college.
623
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,720
I cannot touch the Dandelion Club,
it is pointless!
624
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:40,120
I might have the thing to cheer you
up. Great (!)
625
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:48,000
In 1528, Cardinal Wolsey created a
post on the Trinity Council,
626
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,040
the tribune of the commons.
627
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,560
Now, uniquely on this council,
628
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,840
the tribune had the power to call
a vote of everyone in college.
629
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,920
God, you really know how to make a
girl feel better, don't you?
630
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,080
So the tribune could call a vote
about anything, really -
631
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,760
have the buildings pulled down,
change Trinity's name... I'm sorry,
632
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,480
it's not you, it's just...
Even abolish the Dandelion Club.
633
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,280
What? No-one's called a vote since
the Civil war.
634
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,880
I don't think anyone else knows the
vote exists. Would it still work?
635
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,440
This is Trinity. Things don't
change.
636
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,120
And this tribune post,
would we need to revive it?
637
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,240
Oh, the post still exists.
638
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,520
We just don't call it by that name
any more. It's the student rep!
639
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,240
This bloody better be the real
statue!
640
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,120
Thank you.
641
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,120
Is the hour glass there?
642
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,640
Ow! No!
643
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,320
What's that?
Just found it in my room.
644
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:19,000
Really spiritual, innit?
645
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,600
I'm not safe.
646
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,000
I'm not safe.
Ross?
647
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,880
I'm sorry.
648
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,720
Ross!
649
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,720
Weird!
650
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,200
Mate.
So you washed the gold off?
651
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,840
Yeah.
Did you wash it all off?
652
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,440
Maybe not all of it.
653
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,920
Have you still got a gold knob?
Yeah!
654
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,320
Have YOU?
Yeah!
655
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,680
My knob is gold!
656
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,480
I'm imagining David with
histoplasmosis.
657
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,400
What's that?
It's a fungal disease of the blood.
658
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,840
The spores are inhaled and infect...
659
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,560
Hello?
Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
660
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920
No.
Hello, Charlotte.
661
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,160
Hi.
662
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,840
I'm sorry about what today.
663
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,120
If I'd known, I would never have
dragged you into it. Yeah, well,
664
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,160
not your fault. I am going to beat
it, though, Theo.
665
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,600
I'm going to get rid of the
Dandelion Club forever.
666
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,240
But...I'm going to need your help.
667
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,880
You're serious?
It's going to be difficult,
668
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,880
but what I think I need is a student
rep I can trust.
669
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,040
So?
So, the election is in two weeks,
670
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,320
and I thought the ideal candidate
might be you!
671
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,720
Me? I can understand if you're
apprehensive.
672
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,080
The Dandelions are powerful in
college... I'm not scared.
673
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,760
It's just...this girl I'm seeing.
674
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,800
She's running for student rep
and... I'll do it.
675
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,000
I hate the Dandelion Club.
676
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,880
I want to do it.
Right. Good.
677
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,000
Great, Charlotte.
678
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,520
Come and see me in the morning
and we'll erm...make plans.
679
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,760
Oh, well, this ain't gonna be awkward
at all.
680
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,400
'Camelot. Are you secure?'
We are secure, Avalon.
681
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,360
'And are you quite well?'
Quite well, thank you.
682
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,440
'Was the hour glass received safely?'
683
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,040
It was not.
684
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,880
We believe it's on college premises,
but we have yet to locate it.
685
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,480
'With regret, we recommend that
you terminate.' You can't!
686
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,640
'We understand your reaction.
We cannot afford a loose cannon.
687
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,360
You must find the hour glass
and begin a new examination.'
688
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,720
Perhaps we...we could delay for two
days while we search.
689
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:20,920
'That is not our recommendation.
This meeting is complete.
690
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,440
Guard the project,
protect the Dandelion Club.'
691
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,800
So...
692
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,320
OK, you can come in.
693
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,560
That's not what I'm here for.
694
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,880
The Dandelion Club common room?
695
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,600
No-one's allowed in. They're very
strict about that.
696
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,680
Imagine, a woman and a black man
inside their inner sanctum!
697
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,360
Their great seal.
Dandelions regard it as sacred.
698
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,600
I'm sorry, what are we doing here?
After what happened today,
699
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,920
I thought you might appreciate
a little bit of payback.
700
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960
Tell you something, this would
really annoy them.
701
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,520
We've got a jumper!
702
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,600
I felt very close to Ross.
He was a good boy, such a good boy.
703
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,320
Allow me to explain.
704
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,400
I am holding my shotgun to your
horse's head.
705
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,520
You...like me. Whatever...
706
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,880
'Look under the blades.'
707
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,040
You control Trinity's public
relations?
708
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,080
You're just a public relations stunt
yourself!
709
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,760
I don't think I've ever seen you
so angry.
710
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,480
It's fascinating.
711
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,200
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