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Hey, pay attention,fuckers...
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Ah, you're healed!
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You didn't even touch me!
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I said you're healed.
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Now go get your car, pervert.
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Agent McTaggart,the time is now.
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Ruptal Jhalalawanand Ruptal Jhalalatu.
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Terminate with extreme prejudice.
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Oh, buddy. Someone is siphoning
funds from your accounts.
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You really should have
changed the bank accounts
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when you bought the business.
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Arrest my old man.
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A little birdy told meabout your bootleggingoperation.
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The happiest you've ever been
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is standing byyour father's side
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the day he openedthe dealership.
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You need to rebuild that bond
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if you're going to be a lovingfather to your own son!
This photo does mean shit.
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Get your fucking hands off me!
I'm the mayor!
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Not anymore.
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I told the police aboutyour abuse of office.
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And the bribes.
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And the 23 years ofunpaid parking tickets.
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Welcome to my world, fucker.
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Fuck.
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♪
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When a guy getstossed in the can,
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it messes with his head.
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I've seen grown men filltheir shorts and beg for mommy
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from one night in holding.
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Pussies like thatlack dedication.
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Surviving in prison is easy.
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Get locked up more often,like a man,
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and you learnhow this shit works.
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Rule number one:Show the yard dogs who's alpha.
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Rule number two:
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take that swagger and build.
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Pretty soon, you'll bethe one running the joint.
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Suicide king.
Go fish.
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I own this joint.
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Bow down,
I might let you live.
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Rule number three:never bow down.
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Your prom date
doesn't scare me.
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Please don't stereotype.
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It undermines
all the advances
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the gay and lesbian
community has made.
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And frankly, it makes you
seem intellectually immature.
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I'm Dar, by the way.
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Not that anyone bothered
to make formal introductions.
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He likes the library.
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And hurting people.
For a price.
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Prison is nothing, if not
a free-market economy, right?
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You've been warned,
you little shit.
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[laughs]
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[laughter continues]
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♪
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Hello, blue eyes.
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Guess who's taking over
your seat on council.
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[laughs]
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Thanks for pulling
your little boo-boo
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and making the city come
down hard all over your ass.
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I finally boned you,
Fitzpatrick.
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Wow, that is one big
closet you live in.
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Save it, nutcheese.
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You didn't even get me
locked up, Larry did.
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You're not wondering what
little clerical mistake
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is delaying your trial?
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I am that mistake!
[laughs]
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[muffled]
This isn't over, Fitz!
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I will make you fear me!
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Hi!
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You've got a lot of nerve coming here,
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you backstabbing dick trench.
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I'm good, Richard.
How are you?
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Great.
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I really needed a
little downtime.
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You know...
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Get some perspective.
Catch up on my reading.
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Make new friends who want
to ass-fuck me to death.
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Ew...
And, all things considered,
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yes, I may have been
a little over zealous
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with my plan to
reunite you with your father.
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Ya think?
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But I stand by the fact
that you two need
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to do some healing.
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I'm healing fuck-all!
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I could care less about
that antique pecker-snot.
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Oh really...
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How do you explain this photo
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of you smiling when
you were a child?
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I was drunk, asshole,
and guess what...
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guys who get guys locked up
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don't get to fuck with
their heads anymore.
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Hey, this finger banger
wants to sneak dope in for me.
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Make sure he never
gets in again.
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I'm trying to go clean.
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Check him for drugs.
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You play nice with
your daddy, mister!
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And do not forget to floss!
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Incarceration is no excuse
for gingivitis- Ow!
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Hey, Josh?
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Oh...
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Joshua.
I have to ask you a question.
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Josh!
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Step into my office.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's a pillow fort.
Fun.
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A commander makes
his field post
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from whatever he can
beg, borrow or steal.
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And they were on sale.
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Except for the shams.
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Ask your question, Soldier.
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Right, well, the thing is
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I tried to save
Richard from himself,
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but I'm worried that
I hurt him instead,
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and friends don't hurt friends!
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Sacrifice yourself
for the safety of your brothers.
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Good job, soldier!
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At ease!
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Wait, what about my question?
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Josh?
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Hello, 911. I'd like to report
a murderer on the loose.
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Oh, it's me,
Agent Josh McTaggart,
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I've been killin' people,
and killin' people...
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You'll be able to stop me
before I strike again, right?
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Fantastic. Okay.
See you soon. Bye-bye.
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My foot!
My foot is... Josh!
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Got your back, Rupee.
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Ah! Josh!
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Coming for you, Kid.
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You send anybody in this cage,
they leave in a body bag.
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Gotta sleep sometime.
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Prison crank
says no, Grandpa.
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[snorts]
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♪ The summer windcame blowin' in... ♪
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You have no right
singing Sinatra!
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Only song that got you to
sleep when you were a baby...
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screaming yourself blue.
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A lullaby - That's your plan
for taking me down?
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♪ Lingered there to touchyour hair and walk with me. ♪
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Shit!
Gotta stay awake.
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♪ All summer longwe sang a song ♪
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♪ and we strolled
on golden sand ♪
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Oh shit.
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♪ Two sweethearts
and the summer wind. ♪
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[humming]
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Stay...
awake...
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Hey, you guys holding?
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Fuck off.
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What the fuck?
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You look like shit.
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Yup.
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But sweet repose can be
all yours, pretty boy...
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if you simply supplicate
for your father's mercy
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and reaffirm the hierarchy
of the prison yard.
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Huh?
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Supplicate, it means to
beg earnestly and humbly.
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What's he offering you?
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Free lease on a Mercedes?
Dinner and a movie?
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You know he has to pay for
sex on the outside too.
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You know what?
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It's preconceptions like that
that give prison a bad name.
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Our relationship is
purely professional.
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Cut him a new smile.
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Pay first,
then I cut him!
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Whatever he's payin'
you, I'll double it.
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Ah fuck!
Can't get what I want!
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Dar kill!
Dar kill both of you!
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♪
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Hey, Fitzy!
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Dance!
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Truly the universal language.
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What's up, homes?
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Yeah, bring it back to me!
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Whoa!
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This guy's great!
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What the fuck?
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♪
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I got myself locked up.
Cool, huh?
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You ratted yourself out?
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I had no choice!
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Remember
I told you I was Special Ops?
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Turns out... I am!
I've been ordered to kill the Ruptals
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so I got myself locked
up in here so I didn't have to.
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Joshua!
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What's up, Pablo?
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Matty!
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Heaton, you ladykiller...
literally!
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You just got here yesterday!
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I came here prepared.
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I know a guy who knows a guy.
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Had a shipment smuggled in.
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Josh, my man.
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My stash is about out.
Hit me up, will ya?
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All right...
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But it's much better with milk.
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What the fuck?
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It's cereal, dude.
Why do you think everyone
in here's so grumpy all the time?
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The prison nutritionist had all
the sugar taken out of the joint.
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You're shittin' me.
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Naw, man.
Drugs are easy.
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That stuff's harder to get
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than a greased up Samoan
at a barn dance.
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This must be
what my old man
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is promising that
overgrown ass gorilla.
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[mouth noises]
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Hit me with some
Apache love, brother.
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Okay, Kimosabe.
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That is pure,
uncut Geronim-Ohs.
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None of that no-name
brand shit.
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Killer cereal, dude.
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If anyone knows it's a
serial killer, am I right?
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Am I right?
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I dunno.
Guess I'm wrong.
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Think of what we could do if we
cornered the market completely.
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Yeah.
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Show my old man who's boss.
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Yeah. Provide a delicious
source of fibre
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for the other prisoners...
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How much more of this
stuff can you get?
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[exhales]
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A lot.
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Yeah.
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[sound of applause]
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Hey,
did someone win something?
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Yes.
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Our sweet emancipation.
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Someone wishes to buy
this cursed business
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that hemorrhages money.
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You're sellingthe dealership?
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[audience laughter]
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We are re-investing
all our capital
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in something Josh
and I invented.
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I present the
portable laugh track.
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We will do no such thing!
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Please stop pitching
this repeatedly!
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[booing]
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You have no right to sell.
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This place is Richard's dream
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and the only thing holding
this family together.
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Silence!
We may do as we please!
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In twenty four hours,
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our hands will be
cleansed of this place.
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[cheering]
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This is all my fault.
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Quietly...
insidiously...
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I have undermined everything.
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[crowd groaning]
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[banging, clatter]
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I'm telling you
ma'am, a thousand.
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Don't call me ma'am.
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And no way a new
tranny is a grand.
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Thanks for your
input on pricing.
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A thousand.
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Uh... look.
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I'm a little tight
on cash, hon.
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Don't you want to help
a lady who's tight?
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You know, hard up?
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I'm sure we can work
something out, stud.
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You know, in trade.
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I'm talking about sex, retard.
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I know.
And I'm hoping you'll stop.
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All I can think about
is my grandmother.
264
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,948
All right.
Gimme the keys.
265
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,750
I'll bring you the bread.
266
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,184
Still not retarded, Lady.
267
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,919
Car stays here
'till I see green.
268
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,287
That's highway robbery.
269
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,456
Nope.
Extortion.
270
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,427
Give me a ride at least?
271
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,930
Fuck.
272
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,436
How am I going to get in there
and warn Richard?
273
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,272
Oh...
274
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,943
I know I haven't been
the best Larry lately...
275
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,345
...but I need some help!
276
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,247
Richard can't lose
the dealership!
277
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,782
I need a sign.
278
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,784
Something to help
me make this right.
279
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,788
Oh, a bunny...
280
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,924
Bunny!
281
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,166
I'm comin' for ya,
Richard.
282
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,568
[grunting]
283
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,336
Let's do this!
284
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,110
[phone ringing]
285
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,312
Mother's SnuffboxAntiques, Sean speaking.
286
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,082
Heard someone's looking for
Ken Fitzpatrick, Creampuff.
287
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,384
Who is this?
288
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,287
Just call me Mrs. Wurlitzer.
289
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,955
My lucky day.
290
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,256
I know where you can
find your jukebox
291
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,292
and the ass clown
who boosted it.
292
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,860
I'm listening.
293
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,095
Yeah, so am I.
294
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,230
Five.
295
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,532
Cute. Mama's got some
bills to pay. Fifteen.
Ten. Delivered.
296
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,105
All right, ten, but you pick
up your own fucking trash.
297
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,941
Shoulda killed that
geriatric gay basher
298
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,375
when I had the chance.
299
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,277
Yeah.
Me too.
300
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,612
Where?
301
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,214
Coverton County.
302
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,882
Diner called Shauna's.
303
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,617
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
304
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,319
There's a 4:15
out of Lauderdale.
305
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,621
You'd better be on it.
306
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,156
Hey, Mauro!
307
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,058
Pack my rubber gloves.
308
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,060
I got a mess to make.
309
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,498
Power is currency, Josh.
310
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,634
Once Dar sees how much
of this stuff we got,
311
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,369
he'll be eating
out of our hands.
312
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,138
Yeah, literally.
313
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,340
Set up the meeting.
314
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,042
But whatever you do, do not
let Ken see this note.
315
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,045
Relax, dude.
I got this.
316
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,484
Hey, Geronimo.
317
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,120
Nice.
318
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,363
Give it to Dar.
319
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,634
Message from Fitz...
320
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,673
Pass it on, all right?
Be careful.
321
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,677
Shit's goin' down.
322
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:17,081
Don't let Ken see this.
Never.
323
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,387
Fuck.
324
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,622
That fucker's goin' down.
325
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,628
[knocking]
326
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,032
Open up!
327
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,200
I can hear the floor creak
when you walk, rhino.
328
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,370
And I can smell you.
329
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,977
Hello, Meghan. So nice to see you.
I need a lawyer,
330
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,604
and you're the only one I
know who'll work for free.
331
00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:51,716
No, no, no, Fitz is cleaning
up his own mess this time.
332
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,652
Dick? I so don't give
a fuck about my stupid brother.
333
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,288
I'm here about this bullshit.
334
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,557
I got subpoenaed about my
stupid parents' fake religion.
335
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,260
Meghan, defrauding the
public is not bullshit.
336
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,461
It's a felony.
337
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,164
Wow, it is like a don't give
a fuck-a-thon in here.
338
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,266
I don't care!
Fix it!
339
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,236
I'm kind of not taking
clients right now.
340
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,571
On account of the baby.
341
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,007
Whoa, don't get all
pregzilla on me, okay?
342
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,241
You know, you're not some angel
343
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,712
who can create life
with your magical hoo-hah.
344
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,380
I shat out a kid too,
you know.
345
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,185
I am so not ready
for this right now.
346
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,287
I am so not ready
for this ever!
347
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,122
Oh, boo-hooo.
348
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,991
I'm the one with
the problem here!
349
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,993
Shh...
'Kay, maybe it's nothing.
350
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,494
Maybe just a minor contraction.
351
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,396
The baby's not even due
for another week.
352
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,098
Can you focus, like,
for one second,
353
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,199
listen to what I'm-
354
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,367
Focus...
355
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,135
What did I say!
356
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,703
Focus...
[knocking]
357
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,407
Motherfucker!
358
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,786
[grunting]
359
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,524
Oh...
360
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,126
Hello.
361
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,761
Look at you guys.
362
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,462
So big!
363
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,531
Tattooey.
364
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,367
Oh, dear God!
365
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,104
Listen, Fitzy,
366
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,606
we're not supposed to
be in here after hours.
367
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,409
If we get caught,
I might get kicked out.
368
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,144
You don't get kicked
out of prison, nut sore,
369
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,512
what's wrong with you?
370
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,080
Funny story, actually.
371
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,383
Look, Dar...
372
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,651
we all know the
name of the game,
373
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,286
so let's make a deal.
374
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:39,390
I've got the one thing
my old man can't give you.
375
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,293
And lots of it.
376
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,395
That's your plan?
377
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,564
You're gonna buy off
my muscle with cereal?
378
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,399
Nice work on
the message, Josh.
379
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,568
Get rid of him.
380
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,103
Sorry, Mr. F...
381
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,304
Let's dance, fucker!
382
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,073
I've been working out.
383
00:17:55,075 --> 00:18:00,411
[grunting]
384
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,746
What kind of cologne
are you wearing?
385
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,115
What is that, pine and...
eau de linseed?
386
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,684
I don't wear gay spray,
you beatnik freak!
387
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,786
Let me go!
388
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,292
Now it's your turn to
be for mercy, old man.
389
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,130
[pained cry]
390
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:28,673
Fuck...
391
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,311
[groaning]
392
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,318
Oooh...
393
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,853
[burp]
394
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,857
Finally come down from your
ivory tower to join us?
395
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,326
I really don't have time
to be stalked right now.
396
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,727
I need to get to the hospital.
397
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,530
Relax.
I'll take you.
398
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,502
You're in no
condition to drive.
399
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,138
[belches]
400
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,342
Pretty nice of me to help
you out like this, right?
401
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,409
Yeah, sure.
402
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,711
I guess you could say
403
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,412
you owe me one.
404
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,480
Fine.
405
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,615
Yes, Meghan,
406
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,782
I will not represent you,
407
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,518
but I will give you
some legal advice.
408
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,652
Score!
409
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,387
Maybe we can talk
about this later.
410
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,622
When I can concentrate.
411
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,923
Fuck that shit!
412
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,825
You'll be all moon-pie over
that little gut slug for months.
413
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,160
Babies are like
that, you know.
414
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,561
Make your brain
release this chemical,
415
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,762
so they're all you
can think about.
416
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,631
Fucking psychic vampires.
417
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,899
Shut up and drive
me to the hospital,
418
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,367
you fucking headcase.
419
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,568
I try to help you out
420
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,736
and deal with my
brother's problems,
421
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,204
and this is the thanks I get!
422
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,338
Oh, just shut up and drive!
423
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,540
You shut up, Hindenburg!
424
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,941
Would ya, for one
fucking second?
425
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,176
'Ooh, I'm having contractions!
426
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,510
Ooh, I'm creating life!'
427
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,745
I'm sick of your shit!
428
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,580
[tires squeal]
429
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,415
My asshole brother
can deal with you.
430
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,550
It's coming now!
431
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,752
Both of you!
432
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,820
Let go of me!
433
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,289
Bastards!
434
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,960
So, look at you guys, all...
435
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,230
Geronim-Ohs...
436
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,598
My favourites.
437
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,433
The cereal that tamed
the wild frontier!
438
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,368
With cavalry-killing
goodness in every box.
439
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,703
And they can be all yours, Dar,
440
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,939
if you drop this half-sack
and join my crew!
The cereal's a decoy!
441
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,841
He just wants you so
he can fuck with me.
442
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,310
As a child of divorce,
443
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,512
I find this emotional
tug-of-war very upsetting.
444
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,315
Yeah, they are kind of agro.
445
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,482
Call it, Dar.
446
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,351
Are you with me, or
are you with him?
447
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,689
I am with... him.
448
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,990
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
449
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,292
Working through emotional
issues is no joke,
450
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,560
Richard Fitzpatrick.
451
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,429
Yeah, the mental health
help in here is atrocious.
452
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,231
What's sperm burp
doing here?
453
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,299
Don't call him names!
That's psychological abuse.
454
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,768
Yeah, and I broke
in here to save you.
455
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,403
You broke in?
456
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,638
That's retarded.
457
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,839
And to save the dealership
458
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,474
before the Ruptals sell
it to some stranger.
459
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,775
That dealership
is your legacy,
460
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,812
and we belong there, working
side by side by side!
461
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,680
Forget that money pit!
462
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,649
You know a way
out of this joint?
463
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,018
I am not here to rescue
you from anything
464
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,320
except the circle
of familial anger!
465
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,290
No one leaves until
you two make up.
466
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,360
Cut it with your
pre-pubescent angst bullshit.
467
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,494
I already told you,
468
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,829
you're not allowed to fuck
with my head anymore.
469
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,896
Squabble.
470
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,766
Just puts me back
in that horrible...
471
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:14,538
white hot rage that
I can't control!
472
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,507
Use your words, Dar!
Your words!
473
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,042
Okay.
Let go of me, you fat ass!
474
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:21,712
I killed my father because
he wouldn't listen to me!
475
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,282
All I wanted to do
was be a dancer!
476
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,750
And when I told him,
he just laughed
477
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,851
and laughed and laughed.
478
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,586
Keep digging!
Keep digging!
479
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,321
So I made him stop laughing!
480
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,456
It took me a whole
month to eat him.
481
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,858
I'm sorry, Daddy!
482
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,359
Yes!
483
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,329
Now, you apologize.
484
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,431
I never should have
tried to take your muscle
485
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,632
and fuck you.
486
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,867
Good, now you.
487
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,771
Singing a lullaby to
get you shanked was low.
488
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,606
You waste of skin.
489
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,041
Ahhh...
490
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,043
Okay.
491
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:53,611
That wasn't so hard, was it?
492
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,946
Lullaby?
What lullaby?
493
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,015
The Summer Wind.
Sinatra.
494
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,017
[coughing]
The whole jail's
talking about it.
495
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,053
Of course.
Richard...
496
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,922
Your dream lounge.
The Summerwind?
497
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,457
You pinned all your hopes
498
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,460
on the only emotional connection
you ever had with Ken!
499
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:13,864
The song that he played
for you as a baby.
500
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,767
Go fuck yourself, Larry.
Help us get out of here.
501
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,537
Wait!
502
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,739
You can come too, Dar.
503
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,108
I want to.
I really do.
504
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,010
But...
505
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,878
I can't.
506
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,814
There's no such thing
as can't, mister.
507
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,015
You hear me?
508
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,452
It's just that everyone
I've ever gotten close to...
509
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,820
I've eaten.
510
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,121
Eaten.
511
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,490
But there is such
thing as shouldn't.
512
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,792
Bye Dar!
Let's go!
513
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,728
Josh!
Come on, it's shift change!
514
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,129
We got two minutes!
515
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,835
Good luck, bud.
516
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,972
I love your moves.
You too.
517
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:04,482
[sighs]
518
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,550
I miss you, Daddy.
519
00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:11,389
[alarm bells ringing]
520
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,424
Wait the fuck up!
521
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,759
Fuck you!
My legs are killing me!
522
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,994
Shut up and run,
you old gimp!
523
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:27,138
♪
524
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,144
Hey, I got it, Mr. F...
525
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,580
Bourbon-soaked marshmallows
and cough syrup,
526
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:10,815
and just a hint of regret.
527
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,750
Fuck you!
I'm so proud of us.
528
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,151
Working through
our issues together
529
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,619
like a real family.
530
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,087
Bullshit, you nut sack.
531
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,556
If the old man was on fire,
532
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,890
I wouldn't stop
to piss on him.
533
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,158
I should have pushed your mother
down the stairs when I had the chance.
534
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,494
Fuck you.
Hope really is a
four-letter word.
535
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,564
So is free.
You hear that, fuckers?
536
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,232
I'm free!
537
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,800
Oh God!
538
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,135
Aliens?
539
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,870
Fuck.
540
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,538
Where the hell are we?
541
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,639
Meghan?
542
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,008
What's the douchebag
doing here?
543
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,744
She is all yours
now, motherfucker.
544
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:42,947
A getaway car!
Fuckin' A.
545
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,148
What the fuck, Ali.
546
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,617
Your sister is a
psychotic lunatic.
547
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,685
Cut the small talk!
548
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,086
Let's get the
fuck out of here.
549
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,554
I don't know what
the fuck's going on,
550
00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:51,956
but I am having this baby!
551
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,023
Baby!
I'll drive!
552
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,726
Really?
Now?
553
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:56,760
Fuck.
554
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,028
Hey, we came out of there.
555
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,196
Hi Ali!
556
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,631
Okay, just take me
to the hospital.
557
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:01,866
I thought you were
an alien earlier.
558
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,100
Seriously?
559
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,235
First I'm a zombie,
now I'm an alien?
560
00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:05,870
What is wrong with you?
561
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,571
Josh!
Do something!
562
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,973
Come back here!
563
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,275
Do something, you degenerate!
564
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,011
Escape the country?
What?
565
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,513
Good idea, Meghan.
566
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,680
Oh my God!
567
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:26,023
Okay, everyone, I'm fine.
568
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,126
Hello? Hello?
569
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,594
Motherfucker!
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