All language subtitles for Baby.Daddy.S05E08.WEBRip.x264-ION10

♪♪

All right, Emma,
let's see what kind of
adventure today brings.

(blender whirs)

Whoo, ha ha!

Looks like we won't
have to go very far.

-What are you doing?
-Oh.

Just making some signature
cocktails for the bar. Yeah.

The Tucktini.

The Tuckarita.

And the Long Island Iced Tuck.

You know, which also happens
to be my rap name.

Thank god I still have my job
bartending for you.

Yeah, about that.

It pains me to see you
give up on your dream job.

Yeah, well, I think I need
to get a new dream.

'Cause it's not like
they're just handing out
terrific jobs.

Guess who just
got a terrific job!

I just got
poached by the best
real estate firm in the city.

Wow, great news!

Bad timing.

But I haven't even
told you the best part.

I get to hire an assistant.

Right now, I'm deciding
between a struggling
underwear model,

and that hot Jesus impersonator
who roams Times Square.

Oh my god,
what about Tucker?

Tucker would be
an amazing assistant.

Mmm, I don't know.

It'd be weird
to sexually harass Tucker.

But you'd get
to yell at him,

so you'd be getting paid
to do something you love.

Well, as they say
in the real estate biz:

I guess so.

So, what do you say, Tuck?
You wanna be my assistant?

No thank you, all right?

And plus, I already have
a job at the bar

where I'm appreciated
and respected.

Tucker, you're fired.

Great. When do I start?

(theme music plays)

♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪

♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪

Hey, man, thanks again
for coming in this morning.

This is the third time
Sam's been late.

I swear, if she wasn't so hot,
I'd be really pissed.

No worries.

Sorry I'm moving kinda slow
this morning.

Slept over at Riley's last
night, my neck's killing me.

Slept wrong?

Sure. Let's go with that.

You know, I've been spending
so much time over there lately,

I'm thinking maybe we should
move in together,

but I'm worried it might be
too soon. What do you think?

I think you're not thinking.

You asked her to marry you
before you had your first date,

and you saw how quickly
you regretted that.

Yeah, that was a bad day.

Thanks for the advice, man.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know
I am super late.

Oh, no, it's cool.

Oh, and one of your buttons is--

it was perfect.

I've been commuting from
my parents' house in Jersey.

I could not spend one more
night with my roommate.

When the cat to person ratio
passes five-to-one,

I'm out.

But, if I don't find a new
place soon,

I'm gonna have to quit and find
a job closer to home.

Quit?

No, no, no, you can't quit!
There's so much we haven't--

There's just so much we haven't.

Unless you know of an amazing
place for close to no money,

I'm afraid I'm out of here.

I'm out of here!

This is so crazy.

Danny was just telling me
he's moving in with Riley,

and he needs someone to take
his room.

Looks like today is my l--
your lucky day!

(phone ringing)

Bonnie Wheeler's office,
Tucker Dobbs speaking.

How may I help you?

Mrs. Wheeler, knock it off!

Ha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I just love hearing you say it.
"Bonnie Wheeler's office."

Oh, it's time the world
finally hears about this woman.

Strong, smart, fearless.

-(door opening)
-Oh, god, it's my boss,
quick, look busy!

-Move my 4:00 to 3:00,
-Bonnie Wheeler's office,
can you hold for a little bit?

my 3:00 to 1:00,
my 1:00 to 2:00,
and my 2:00 to 3:00.

-can you hold?
-I don't want any free time.
I just want to get out there

-and sell, sell, sell!
-Mmm, I love it,
I love it, I love it!

Jumping right in
like the pro I knew you were.

Oh, Luis, I just want
to thank you so much
for this opportunity.

No, thank you.

If you trust me,
I guarantee

this will be the wildest
ride of your life.

Well, that's funny,

I'm usually the one
that says that.

Walk with me, Bonnie.

Okay.

And we're here.

This is it. My baby.

We have the exclusive rights
to all 347 units.

Studios starting
at one million dollars.

For a studio?

-Mm-hmm.
-That's insane...

if buyers aren't
lining up.

That is why I have you.

All those contacts
and famous names you mentioned
during your interview?

You should have
no problem.

So many accomplishments,

and still just
32 years old.

Fantastico!

Wow. Ay, caramba!

You don't have
any contacts, do you?

Of course I do.

Hey, Dolores, did you hear?

They're giving
away free doughnuts
in the break room.

Run, run, run, run, run.

Quick. Copy all the contacts
off this,

and then wipe it
for fingerprints.

-Hold the elevator.
-Oh.

-Hey.
-Hey. Sorry, Riles.

It's hard for me
to move fast
when I've got Emma.

Hey, speaking of moving,

when are you and Danny
planning on moving in together?

Actually, never mind.

He's probably not ready
to give up his room yet.

It's important
to have an escape plan.

I'm sorry, an escape what?

Hey, I don't want to get
in the middle of anything,

but you can't really blame him
since you turned down
his proposal.

You're obviously
not super committed.

Uh, I'm committed,
I'm so committed.
How am I not committed?

Oh, okay, so you do
want to move in together?

What? No.

I mean, I haven't even
thought about it.

But if I did think about it,
I'd think--

I'd think it was okay.

I think.

Okay, if you don't want
to lock it down with him,
that's so your business.

-(elevator dings)
-I'm staying out of it.

Oh, here we are.

See you later, Riles.

I mean, I feel like
I'm pretty committed
to this rela--

Oh, god!

And now for my second trick,

I'll be making Danny disappear.

Hey, bro, so I've been thinking
about our conversation,

and you gotta stop
worrying about it.

I'm sure Riley's not
having any second thoughts.

Second thoughts.
Who said anything
about second thoughts?

Well, you just did, for one.

But hey, it's none
of my business.

Though, is it just me,

or is it wrong that she always
demands you stay at her place,

but she's not willing
to let you officially move in?

Nah, I'm sure it's just me.

(elevator dings)

Oh, I think I just
heard the elevator.

I wonder if that's her?

I'll be right back.

And to think,

just five seconds ago,
I thought everything was fine.

Pay attention, Emma.

In a couple years you'll be
able to manipulate Danny, too.

Danny:
What do you mean
you're having second thoughts?

Riley:
I didn't say that!

Now what could that be?

Why don't you want
to live with me?

I don't know,
maybe we should try it.

-I'd love that!
-So would I!

-So we're gonna live together?
-I guess we are!

-Great!
-Fantastic!

-Should we kiss?
-I think so.

Okay, so here's how it goes,

Sam moves into Danny's room,

Sam falls in love with me,

Sam moves into my room,

you move into Danny's room.

-You got it?
-Yeah.

Yeah, high five.
Pound it. Woogity woogity.

I am exhausted.

600 attempts,
and 600 rejections.

It's like my junior high years
before I got these babies.

You know, this is a lot
harder than I thought.

I've only manged to get
like, 10 offers.

I'm sorry.

-Did you say--
-10 units!

♪ 10 units in only one day! ♪

Bonnie Wheeler has just
sold 10 units!

That's unbelievable!

The rest of you
are all fired.

No, you're not.
I love you.

But you could be!

How did you do it?

W-- Well, I-- I--

Yeah, I'll tell you
how she did it,

she hired
an amazing assistant...

who pumped her
full of coffee,

so she could sell, sell, sell.

(laughing)

Exactly what he said.

Brilliant. Keep up
the good work.

You. You actually are fired.

Oh my god,
thank you, Tucker,

for selling
and not selling me out.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go into my office,

and figure out
how to sell some condos.

Sorry, Dolores.

Doughnuts are for closers.

Sam:
I love it. It's perfect.

Are you sure this isn't
gonna be weird?

No, not weird at all.

In fact, it allows me
to prove

that I'm past the crazy idea
that there was something
between us.

There was never
anything between us.

Perfect. Then we're
on the same page.

Now, I don't know about you,

but this is the time of night
when I like to unwind

-with a glass of wine,
-(knocking)

and then maybe I'll--

-Hey, babe!
-Hey, babe.

Hi.

Babe?

Blake, this is my roomie, Ben.
Ben, Blake.

Hey, bro.

You guys are gonna be seeing
a lot of each other.

You have to see my room.

(screaming)

Blake. Bye bye, Sam.

Danny's moving back home.

-Hey.
-Oh, hey, you're home.

Yeah. Yeah, you wanna know
how you find that out?

If you knocked or called
or rang the doorbell.

Really, there are
so many choices.

Sorry. Is Danny home?

He left this at our place.

Oh, he's at the gym.
He'll be home any minute.

And you can keep that.
It won't fit here.

it's too, um...

It won't fit here.

Oh, okay.

Okay, so that's what
Danny was talking about.

Uh, I'm sorry,
what was Danny talking about?

Oh, nothing, nothing.
No big deal.

Something about
walking on egg shells.

The word "intense" may or may
not have been thrown around.

I really can't remember.

But it would be weird
not to have second thoughts

after jumping into something
so huge

without really
thinking it through.

Ah! I wouldn't worry about it.

Hey, man,
early morning workout.

Great idea. Perfect way
to relieve some of that stress.

What stress?
There's no stress.

Whoa, calm down, man!

It's okay, I'm your brother.

So what if this move
is too much, too soon.

Too much, too soon?
Who said that?

Well, you just did,
for one.

Oh, never mind.

I'm sure you won't regret it
for the rest of your life.

Oh, here's your snowboard.

(murmuring frantically)

Oh, hey, Tucker,
there you are.

Hey, do I seem
jittery to you?

I think I invented something
this morning called
"super coffee."

It's a combination
of regular coffee and some
pills I found in Dolores's desk.

What is wrong with you?

Wait, have you been
here all night?

Yeah. Yeah, I have.

Hey, did you know that
people don't like to be
cold-called at 3:00 a.m.?

Yeah, definitely
burned some bridges.

But I started
calling Japan, where
it's 10:00 a.m. Konichiwa.

And it worked.

And I sold two units.

I mean, I know it's not
your 10, but it's a start.

-It's a start. It's a start.
-Actually it's 11.

I sold another one
on the way in.

(phone beeps)

Ooh, make that 12.

Oh, my god.

Of course you did.

Because you are perfect
and talented,

and I am just
a total nothing

with nowhere to go but down!

Oh my god,
don't even look at me!

Oh, god.

(sobbing)

Well, you know...

Mrs. Wheeler,
maybe real estate
just isn't your thing?

-Shut up!
-Oh, my god!

Ah, I see what's
going on now, huh.

-What?
-This is all a big plan.

Play the mild-mannered
assistant. You know,

"Bonnie Wheeler's office,

how may I steal your business
and destroy your career?"

-Get out!
-I am so gone!

Oh my god,
you can't leave me!

I am nothing without you!

Okay, okay!

Okay, okay, we have really got
to work on getting these
mood swings under control.

I know. I know. I know,
I know, I know, you're right.

You know, I don't
know what's wrong with me.

Just, last night I just
kept having these visions

of you marching
into Luis's office

and telling him that
you sold all those listings

and I'm a complete fraud.

I would never tell him that.

But you just did.

Walk with me, Bonnie.

-Come on.
-I don't wanna.

It's okay.

Well, this just got
a little harder.

Hey, roomie.

Um, Sam, I have
some bad news.

Things aren't going so well
with Danny and Riley,

and Danny needs his room back.

Really?

Oh, that sucks.

Just got the bathroom
clean enough to use it.

Well, hey, maybe you can
stay at your boyfriend
Blake's place?

Though, you are still welcome
to do your yoga here.

Blake's not my boyfriend,

but he would probably
love to be your boyfriend.

I'm not--

Oh, my god.

Gay best friend.

Totally got it.
Can you excuse me
for just two seconds?

-Oh, hey, Ben.
-That way, that way, that way!

Hey, what's Sam
doing in our place?

Things I've only dreamed of.

What are you doing
with all your stuff?

Oh, Riley helped me realize
that we shouldn't move in
together yet.

Thank god I still
have an old room.

Oh, my god, dude,

do you know
anything about women?

She was just testing you
to see if you're
really committed.

But I'm totally committed.

Says the guy
walking out the door.

Now you get back in there,
and you show her how committed
you can be, all right?

Get back in there, tiger.

Okay.

Okay. False alarm.

I think those two
crazy lovebirds are gonna
be just fine.

Am I the only one who sees
the wet, naked man
in the living room?

This is Ludo.

Now, he is my boyfriend.

'Sup, little guy?

Excuse me for two seconds.

Danny: Well, maybe if you
weren't always testing me
like I'm some kind of lab rat,

we could work this out!

We're done!

Oh, oh, we are not done
until I say we're done!

We're done.

You're done?

What have I done?

Danny, wait!

Well, that's the fastest
I've ever been fired.

And that includes the job
I got and forgot to go to.

You know what
the worst part is?

You don't even
care about real estate,
and you're good at it.

I care and I fail.

But this isn't even
what I want to do
with my life.

Okay? You know,
I still want to become
an entertainment reporter.

Yeah, well, a good time
to mention that

might have been
when Luis gave you my job.

Yeah, I might have
got caught up in the moment.

I just wish there was
some way I could get
a second chance.

(elevator dings)

Oh, so you're saying you're
sorry you wasted all these
months dating me?

No, I'm saying I wasted
the last 20 years being
in love with you!

Okay, guys, I don't know who
put these crazy thoughts
in your head,

but this has to stop.

Danny, come on!

Yeah, just
walk away, Wheeler!

I mean, that's what
you do best!

Oh, hey, guys,
what's up?

oh, my god, Riley,
what happened?

Did you and Danny break up?

Because I have got
a lot on my plate today,

and I cannot be here
to pick up the pieces.

No, we're fine.

Okay, Ben tricked Danny and me
into moving in together

so he could move Sam
into your place.

So, we're just
teaching him a little lesson.

Wait, Ben got Sam to move in?

Oh, god, he makes me
so proud sometimes.

Okay, I'll see you guys later.

Oh. You're dead to me,
Danny Wheeler!

Wait, I think I know
how to get my job back.

Luis overheard us
telling the truth.

What if he overheard us again,

only this time,
the truth is a lie?

That's dishonest,
disrespectful, and despicable.

-So you're in?
-I thought that was clear.

See, the lights are on.

I told you he works late.

You ready?

What are you doing here,
Bonnie Wheeler?

I'm trying to get
my job back, remember?

Oh, we're doing it now.

I know what you did,
Tucker Dobbs!

You lied about
all those sales

just to get my job!

Yes, but Luis
will never find out!

I'll destroy him
like I destroyed you!

I don't hear anything.

These walls
must be really thick.

Maybe we should
make more of a commotion?

Oh. Oh, I can
make a commotion.

(grunting)

Allow me.

What are you
doing here, Tucker?

I just found out

that you were the one who--
Oh, dammit!

He's not even here.

I should have known
this would never work.

Thank you
for trying to help me.

But you know,
I think I want to get
my job back the right way.

I just need
to tell Luis the truth.

Bonnie, Tucker?

What are you
doing here?

Tucker lied about everything!
I tried to stop him!

That works too.

Is this true?

Yup. Yeah,
I'm a horrible person.

Tucker, you're fired.

Bonnie, how can I
make it up to you?

Walk with me, Luis.

First of all, you really
should fire that Dolores.

She's a bit
of a pill-popper.

So, do you think we should
let him off the hook?

I think he's suffered enough.

Oh, that's so sweet
that you want to go
easy on him.

Okay, but I want blood.

Just follow my lead.

Lead? What lead?

There you are.
Thank you guys so much
for coming.

Why did you call us here?

If he's here,
I don't want to be here.

Yeah, if he's here--

wait, if she's here,
I don't want to be here.

Okay, okay, okay,
everyone just needs to take
a deep breath, all right?

You guys cannot break up
over something so silly.

I mean, who even
remember who started it?

I know I don't.

You know, it doesn't matter
how it started.

The point is that
it's ended.

Yeah, it's ended.

Or has it?

(guitar music plays)

Danny and Riley,
this is your love.

You met on a crisp fall morning
at the kindergarten bus stop.

You were inseparable
during your young years,

your teen years,
and even your awkward years.

Coincidentally, those
were all the same.

And plus, if you guys don't
stay together,

these angels
will never be born.

Oh, they're so cute.

Kids? Why would I want
to have kids with him?

He is the laziest man
that has ever lived.

Just yesterday,

I asked him
to paint the apartment.

But did he?

I'll do it! I'll do it!
I love painting!

Yeah. Yeah, well,

what-- what about the fact
that he never stops your family
from just barging in any time?

I mean, does anybody
not have a key to my apartment?

Here's mine! Here's mine.

And I'll get everyone else's,
I promise.

Well...

what am I supposed
to do about the issue
of his bar schedule?

When he's not playing hockey,
he's working.

I'll cover all of his shifts.

Anything else, please, guys,
just don't break up.

And you're sure you're cool
with living with Sam
and her boyfriend?

Oh, my god,
the coolest.

Sort of.

So, what do you guys say?

-I mean, sure,
that sounds great.
-Okay.

Ready to go home, babe?

-Sounds good to me.
-Okay.

(sighs)

Yes.

Hey, how'd you guys
know about Sam?

Damn it!

Who else was in on this?

Hey, wanna join me?

Ah, no, I'm good.

Wouldn't want to get in the way
of you and Ludo.

Actually, Ludo and I
just broke up.

I'm so sorry to hear that.
What happened?

He was jealous that I was
living with a cute guy.

But it's okay. He wasn't
the one.

So, the one is still out
there somewhere?

We'll see.

(knocking)

That must be my date.

See ya.

(door opens)

(door closes)

(screaming)