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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,596 --> 00:00:03,097 (vocalizing) 2 00:00:03,215 --> 00:00:05,716 Hey, I just got a text from Charles, y'all. 3 00:00:05,801 --> 00:00:08,886 He got on the wrong bus. He's on the other side of town. 4 00:00:09,021 --> 00:00:11,555 Other side of town? But our concert is in an hour. 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,941 Yeah, I know, but he wants us to warm up 6 00:00:14,060 --> 00:00:15,726 and rehearse Praise to the Lord. 7 00:00:15,811 --> 00:00:16,727 Charles said that? 8 00:00:16,812 --> 00:00:18,062 - In text. - Okay, okay. 9 00:00:18,197 --> 00:00:19,363 Well, if that's what Charles said-- 10 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:20,781 Yeah, that's okay. We got this. 11 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,449 - We can do this. - (humming tone) We can do this. 12 00:00:22,568 --> 00:00:23,450 We can do this. Come on, y'all. 13 00:00:23,569 --> 00:00:24,902 - (humming tone) - (humming tone) 14 00:00:25,037 --> 00:00:27,404 Five, six, seven, eight 15 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:29,573 (all) We lift up to the Lord 16 00:00:29,658 --> 00:00:31,992 We give praise up to the Lord 17 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:34,795 We sing merrily up to the Lord 18 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:37,247 Give thanks up to the Lord 19 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,416 We lift up to the Lord 20 00:00:39,552 --> 00:00:41,919 We give praise up to the Lord 21 00:00:42,004 --> 00:00:44,755 We sing merrily up to the Lord 22 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,307 Give thanks up to the Lord 23 00:00:47,426 --> 00:00:49,426 I think you're off of your note 24 00:00:49,562 --> 00:00:52,062 You're going higher than your note 25 00:00:52,148 --> 00:00:54,481 Pretty sure this is my note 26 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,934 In fact, I'm positive this is my note 27 00:00:57,069 --> 00:00:59,353 Because this is my note 28 00:00:59,438 --> 00:01:01,739 Pretty sure this is my note 29 00:01:01,824 --> 00:01:04,108 Could have sworn this was your note 30 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:06,693 That has never been my note 31 00:01:06,779 --> 00:01:09,029 Well, we can't have the same note 32 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:11,415 So one of us is wrong 33 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,951 Why don't you worry about your note? 34 00:01:14,036 --> 00:01:16,370 I'll take care of my own note 35 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:19,456 But it's a really, really, really bad note 36 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:21,341 You are not Charles 37 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,677 I never said that I was Charles 38 00:01:23,796 --> 00:01:26,180 Well, you're acting like you think you're Charles 39 00:01:26,298 --> 00:01:28,632 Look, I know that I'm not Charles 40 00:01:28,717 --> 00:01:30,968 You can say that again 41 00:01:31,053 --> 00:01:33,387 Well, you're both off your notes 42 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:36,557 And it's messing with the rest of our notes 43 00:01:36,642 --> 00:01:40,694 Speak for yourself, Nyema, I'm holding my note 44 00:01:40,813 --> 00:01:43,147 I wasn't trying to single you out 45 00:01:43,232 --> 00:01:45,532 You said everyone was off their notes 46 00:01:45,651 --> 00:01:48,202 (all) Not everything is about you, Gina 47 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,822 Huh. Kiss my black ass! 48 00:01:51,957 --> 00:01:56,960 (all) Oh, dear Lord 49 00:01:57,046 --> 00:01:59,546 Where is 50 00:01:59,665 --> 00:02:04,668 Charles? 51 00:02:04,753 --> 00:02:06,170 - This don't make no sense. - Come on, man. 52 00:02:06,255 --> 00:02:09,339 (all talking at once) 53 00:02:09,475 --> 00:02:12,342 (haunting Western music) 54 00:02:12,428 --> 00:02:15,939 55 00:02:31,364 --> 00:02:35,027 Sync & corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com 56 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:39,970 (vocalizing) 57 00:02:40,873 --> 00:02:44,208 (imitating African singing) 58 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:47,177 (both imitating African singing) 59 00:02:47,263 --> 00:02:51,562 60 00:02:58,941 --> 00:03:00,107 Well, that was a good one. 61 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:01,892 Gotta release the Africa. 62 00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:03,977 Yeah, you just got to get those short bursts of song, 63 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:06,113 so you can run away before mother[bleep] 64 00:03:06,232 --> 00:03:07,614 are trying to genocide your [bleep]. 65 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:09,399 Mm, that's why-- that's when you get those-- 66 00:03:09,485 --> 00:03:10,367 (anguished cry) 67 00:03:10,452 --> 00:03:11,368 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 68 00:03:11,453 --> 00:03:13,120 (imitating African singing) 69 00:03:13,239 --> 00:03:14,288 That's the guy that... 70 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:15,239 (imitating African singing) 71 00:03:15,374 --> 00:03:16,740 Did not make it out. 72 00:03:16,825 --> 00:03:19,076 That's, like, Swahili for "Get me out--I'm hit!" 73 00:03:19,161 --> 00:03:20,127 "Where'd y'all mother[bleep] go?" 74 00:03:20,246 --> 00:03:21,211 Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? 75 00:03:21,297 --> 00:03:22,996 (imitating African singing) 76 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:25,299 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 77 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,969 (imitating African singing) 78 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:35,142 (yells) 79 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:38,312 (yells) 80 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:42,349 (yells) 81 00:03:46,822 --> 00:03:48,739 (yells) 82 00:03:48,824 --> 00:03:50,991 (yells) 83 00:03:52,328 --> 00:03:53,360 (growls) 84 00:03:56,198 --> 00:03:57,531 (yells) 85 00:03:57,616 --> 00:04:00,534 (both grunting) 86 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,286 (yells) 87 00:04:02,371 --> 00:04:03,287 Ah! 88 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:04,421 Ahh. 89 00:04:04,506 --> 00:04:05,872 (growls) 90 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:09,042 (grunting) 91 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:33,483 (yells) 92 00:04:37,489 --> 00:04:38,705 (yells) 93 00:04:38,824 --> 00:04:41,992 (all yelling) 94 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:46,079 (yells) 95 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:50,884 (all yelling) 96 00:04:51,003 --> 00:04:51,969 (yells) 97 00:04:52,054 --> 00:04:54,087 (all yelling) 98 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:58,342 (yells) 99 00:04:58,477 --> 00:05:00,394 (all yelling halfheartedly) 100 00:05:02,431 --> 00:05:05,349 (yelling) 101 00:05:05,434 --> 00:05:07,351 (all yelling halfheartedly) 102 00:05:07,436 --> 00:05:10,520 (yelling) 103 00:05:10,656 --> 00:05:12,773 Yeah, uh. 104 00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:14,658 (panting) 105 00:05:14,743 --> 00:05:16,743 (growls) 106 00:05:18,697 --> 00:05:22,282 (babbling in a high voice) 107 00:05:22,368 --> 00:05:25,869 (all yelling) 108 00:05:25,954 --> 00:05:27,788 Ha ha ha! 109 00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:29,456 (growls) 110 00:05:29,541 --> 00:05:31,041 (yells) 111 00:05:31,126 --> 00:05:32,175 Oh, no. 112 00:05:32,261 --> 00:05:36,630 (all grunting disapprovingly) 113 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:38,765 Uh... 114 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:40,133 Oh. 115 00:05:40,219 --> 00:05:41,935 Uh... 116 00:05:42,938 --> 00:05:45,389 Oh...ah! 117 00:05:45,524 --> 00:05:49,726 (all cheering) 118 00:05:51,563 --> 00:05:54,114 (all) (questioning grunts) 119 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:57,067 (straining) 120 00:05:57,202 --> 00:05:59,619 (imitating baby crying) 121 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:03,707 (all grunting disapprovingly) 122 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:05,909 Wha--ah, ah? 123 00:06:05,994 --> 00:06:07,294 (all grumbling) 124 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:08,995 Huh. 125 00:06:09,081 --> 00:06:10,831 Ah. 126 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,883 Uh... 127 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:14,634 (grunts) 128 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:16,720 Uh... 129 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,474 (babbling grunts) 130 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:25,812 (all cheering) 131 00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:28,765 (grunting) 132 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:31,017 (all murmuring) 133 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,523 (all cheering) 134 00:06:36,608 --> 00:06:38,442 (grunts) 135 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:40,777 (all grunting disapprovingly) 136 00:06:42,498 --> 00:06:43,447 (grunts) 137 00:06:43,582 --> 00:06:44,581 (all cheering) 138 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,616 (all grunting disapprovingly) 139 00:06:46,752 --> 00:06:47,868 (all cheering briefly) 140 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:50,504 Ah. 141 00:06:50,622 --> 00:06:52,923 Ah? 142 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:54,424 (babbling grunts) 143 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:57,511 Ah-- Uh... 144 00:06:58,464 --> 00:07:01,098 Uh... 145 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:14,811 (mumbling) 146 00:07:14,947 --> 00:07:17,114 (continues mumbling) 147 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:20,400 Ah. Ah. (clears throat) 148 00:07:23,489 --> 00:07:24,704 Ah. 149 00:07:28,494 --> 00:07:29,709 Ah! 150 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:33,413 (all cheering) 151 00:07:33,499 --> 00:07:37,834 (all laughing and cheering) 152 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:43,390 (grunting rhythmically) 153 00:07:44,343 --> 00:07:48,595 (all cheering) 154 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,313 Ah. 155 00:07:50,415 --> 00:07:52,182 Ah! 156 00:07:53,185 --> 00:07:54,901 Oh. 157 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:58,405 Ah! 158 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:02,629 (haunting Western music) 159 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:06,466 Jordan, would you say I'm gullible? 160 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:09,979 Mm... No. 161 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:12,198 I feel sometimes like I'm gullible. 162 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,566 So you believed me when I said 163 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:15,652 that you weren't gullible just now? 164 00:08:15,737 --> 00:08:17,337 - Oh, darn it. Okay. - See what happened? 165 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:19,171 Wait a minute, so then, what else is not true 166 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,491 that you told me? Are you not Danny Glover's son? 167 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,681 (imitating Danny Glover) No, would I be able to talk 168 00:08:23,766 --> 00:08:26,267 like this if I wasn't Danny Glover's son? 169 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:27,902 That's a really good point. You wouldn't be able 170 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:29,103 to talk like that if you weren't... 171 00:08:29,188 --> 00:08:30,070 - (mumbling) - Danny Glover's son. 172 00:08:30,189 --> 00:08:31,689 I can't help talking like this. 173 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:34,525 (haunting Western music) 174 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,861 (closing door echoing) 175 00:08:36,946 --> 00:08:39,580 (man) (yelling indistinctly) 176 00:08:43,035 --> 00:08:44,676 Hey, man. 177 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:48,005 You gotta let me out of here. 178 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,340 Oh, okay. 179 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:50,841 (keys jangling) 180 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:55,596 (dramatic music) 181 00:08:55,715 --> 00:09:02,386 182 00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:11,061 You tricked me. 183 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:14,615 I can honestly say I wasn't trying to trick you. 184 00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:17,952 You weren't? 185 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:20,216 All I said was, "You gotta let me out of here." 186 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:21,446 There's no trick. 187 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:24,542 So I do have to let you out of here? 188 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:27,077 Yes? 189 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:29,163 Okay. 190 00:09:29,248 --> 00:09:32,166 (dramatic music) 191 00:09:32,251 --> 00:09:37,221 192 00:09:37,306 --> 00:09:38,222 Bon voyage. 193 00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:40,591 194 00:09:45,014 --> 00:09:46,397 Order's to let him go, I don't know why 195 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:48,433 he's in here in the first place. I don't know. 196 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:59,493 (sucks in air) (whispering) Sorry. 197 00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,746 Boy, you really got me in trouble. 198 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:03,831 Sorry. 199 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,032 Yeah, you must think I'm stupid. 200 00:10:05,117 --> 00:10:08,786 Well, I'm not stupid. I'm smart, so-- 201 00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:11,455 You know how you could prove that you're really smart? 202 00:10:11,591 --> 00:10:13,173 Oh, yeah, let me guess. 203 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:14,875 You want me to let you out of here again. 204 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,260 - Well. - You know what? 205 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:19,463 You think that you can trick me into letting you out again. 206 00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:22,450 Well, you can't. 'Cause this is my choice. 207 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:25,600 (dramatic music) 208 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:27,798 - Get the heck out of here. - All right. 209 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:28,826 All right? 210 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:31,403 Reverse psychology. 211 00:10:31,525 --> 00:10:35,310 212 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:41,283 Sorry about that, guys. 213 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,102 That was me, guys, my bad. 214 00:10:43,221 --> 00:10:45,305 My bad. 215 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,820 (laughs) Real nice. 216 00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:57,060 Now they said they're gonna dock my pay, and if I let you 217 00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:59,305 out of here again, I'm gonna be severely punished. 218 00:10:59,355 --> 00:11:01,113 I mean, what are you gonna do? 219 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,477 I'm actually surprised they haven't already 220 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:05,910 thrown you in here with me. 221 00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:07,628 No, prison is for bad guys. 222 00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:10,464 You're a bad guy, and I'm a good guy. 223 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:13,167 Yeah, but you could see how, from my perspective, 224 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:15,419 I'm a good guy. 225 00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,138 Wait, you're a good guy? 226 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:20,057 (dramatic music) 227 00:11:23,146 --> 00:11:27,231 It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is. 228 00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:32,603 Oh, oh, okay. I see what you're doing. 229 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:35,273 You're trying to manipulate me with reverse psychology. 230 00:11:35,358 --> 00:11:37,358 - Well, it's not gonna work. - No. 231 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,028 (sad music) 232 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,580 It's not even worth going out there again. 233 00:11:42,699 --> 00:11:47,451 Look, they just gon' get me and bring me back in here, 234 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:50,254 just like they always do. 235 00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:52,039 236 00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:53,424 Unless... 237 00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:54,592 What? 238 00:11:54,711 --> 00:11:57,628 No, I'm-- forget it, I don't want 239 00:11:57,714 --> 00:11:59,263 to take advantage of you anymore. 240 00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:03,017 Look, hey, no, no, listen. I'm not gonna fall for it, 241 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:07,471 whatever it is. You may as well just tell me. 242 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:11,275 I was just gonna say that, like, if you were to help me... 243 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:12,443 Uh-huh. 244 00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:13,611 get past the guards... 245 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:14,612 Yeah, yeah. 246 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,113 and get all the way out-- 247 00:12:16,232 --> 00:12:17,114 Okay. 248 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,817 I really-- no, I have to tell you. 249 00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:23,537 You need to think about this long and hard. 250 00:12:23,623 --> 00:12:25,823 Weigh your options and consider 251 00:12:25,908 --> 00:12:28,409 the ramifications of those options. 252 00:12:28,494 --> 00:12:29,460 Like heck I will. 253 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:31,078 (dramatic music) 254 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,213 - Let's go. - All right. 255 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:33,798 - I'm busting you outta here! - Shh. 256 00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:35,249 Don't-- Don't yell, man. 257 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:36,550 You might as well ring the alarm. 258 00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,252 - Good idea, yeah. - No-- 259 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:39,637 (alarm blaring) 260 00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:41,422 Look, look, he-- Ah! He's-- 261 00:12:41,507 --> 00:12:43,841 - Oh, hi, Tom. - It was-- 262 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,176 Good to see you guys. Yeah. 263 00:12:45,261 --> 00:12:47,595 Oh, boy, I did it again, didn't I? 264 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:50,931 It's actually very ironic, 'cause when I was 265 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:52,817 a prison guard-- when I was a prison guard, 266 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:53,887 I wasn't allowed to talk to the prisoners. 267 00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:55,236 That was the thing, they said to me, 268 00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:56,937 "If you talk to those prisoners, you're gonna get in trouble. 269 00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:59,106 "You're gonna get in trouble." Now that I'm in here with you, 270 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,609 I can talk as much as I want. Just babble on, and babble on, 271 00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:03,444 and babble on, we can talk about anything you want. Any--any-- 272 00:13:07,374 --> 00:13:10,864 Teaching Center is brought to you by BMW. 273 00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:13,032 The ultimate driving machine. 274 00:13:13,151 --> 00:13:16,035 (upbeat rock music) 275 00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:20,990 276 00:13:21,707 --> 00:13:23,123 Hello and welcome to Teaching Center. 277 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:25,075 I'm Boyd Maxwell, with today's top stories 278 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,877 from the exciting world of teaching. 279 00:13:26,962 --> 00:13:28,578 And I'm Perry Schmidt. 280 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:29,913 Well, now we know. 281 00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:32,082 The long awaited announcement by star English teacher 282 00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:36,336 Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans across the nation into a frenzy. 283 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:39,840 I've enjoyed my time in Ohio very much, 284 00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:42,392 but I'm pleased to announce that I'm taking my talents 285 00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:45,228 back to New York City. Thank you very much. 286 00:13:45,314 --> 00:13:48,849 Apparently, PS431 has made Ruby an offer she couldn't refuse. 287 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,318 $80 million guaranteed over six years, 288 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:53,270 with another $40 million in incentives 289 00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:54,988 based on test scores. 290 00:13:55,025 --> 00:13:56,356 This salary puts her right up there 291 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:58,492 with Rockridge Elementary's Katie Hope 292 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:01,161 and William Wu out of-- 293 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280 Colgate Magnet! 294 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,916 All right, let's take a look at yesterday's 295 00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:08,668 high school teacher draft from Radio City Music Hall, 296 00:14:08,787 --> 00:14:10,003 where Central Rapids High, 297 00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:12,839 recipient of the worst test scores last semester, 298 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,759 made the first pick that was no surprise to anyone. 299 00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:18,795 (all cheering) 300 00:14:18,881 --> 00:14:22,132 For the first pick, Central Rapids High takes... 301 00:14:22,217 --> 00:14:25,468 calculus teacher Mike Yoast from Tulsa Teacher's College. 302 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,970 (all cheering) 303 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,227 And just like that, you're a millionaire. 304 00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:30,235 Ha ha. 305 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:32,859 Mike Yoast is an unbelievable story, 306 00:14:32,978 --> 00:14:34,694 his father living from paycheck to paycheck 307 00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:36,196 as a humble pro football player. 308 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,864 Kid was a natural mathlete. 309 00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,149 You know he's gonna buy his mom a house. 310 00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:40,317 - Oh, you know this. - Oh, there's no way 311 00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:41,451 - around that. - (laughs) 312 00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:43,653 You owe your mom. (laughs) 313 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,439 Today's highlight of the day is brought to you 314 00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:50,481 by the 100% Black Angus Beef Thickburger 315 00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:53,663 on a fresh-baked bun from Carl's Jr. and Hardee's. 316 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,834 Now it's time for the highlight of the day. 317 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,420 (rock music) 318 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,255 Star history teacher Ashley Ferguson has been 319 00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:05,008 running up them test scores over at Vinz Clortho High. 320 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,726 - Okay. - Whoo. 321 00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:09,262 Confederate forces fired first. 322 00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:12,566 Can anyone tell me where this battle took place? 323 00:15:12,684 --> 00:15:13,984 Now, look at this. 324 00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,019 She looks left, then right, 325 00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:18,738 looks past the students with their arms up in the air, 326 00:15:18,857 --> 00:15:20,690 - spots Max near the back... - Whoo. 327 00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:23,944 Sees that even though his hand isn't up, he's engaged. 328 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:24,995 Max? 329 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,947 It was Fort Sumter? 330 00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:27,948 That's right. 331 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,499 Oh, come on. See what she did there? 332 00:15:29,585 --> 00:15:31,251 She's bringing a introvert into the discussion, y'all. 333 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:34,037 That's a teacher of the year play right there. 334 00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:35,839 That's right, Boyd. You know, the confidence gained 335 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:37,757 by Max by answering that question correctly 336 00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:40,460 will enhance his performance throughout the rest of the year. 337 00:15:40,545 --> 00:15:42,629 - No doubt. - Coming up after the break, 338 00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,714 Mayfield Prep trades French teacher Janeane Lowe 339 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800 to Skyline High for a head librarian 340 00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:48,602 and two lunch ladies to be named later. 341 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,854 And we'll get the inside scoop on the impending 342 00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:52,389 - teacher's strike that could... - Uh-oh. 343 00:15:52,524 --> 00:15:53,556 cripple the season. 344 00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:55,609 Next up, on Teaching Center. 345 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:56,643 Whoo. 346 00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:58,728 (rock music) 347 00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:02,198 (dramatic music) 348 00:16:02,284 --> 00:16:05,235 (Ruby voice-over) Strength courses through me. 349 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,737 I am velocity. 350 00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:09,456 I am power. 351 00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:10,457 (school bell ringing) 352 00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:13,910 353 00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:17,664 I am a leader, a believer. 354 00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:18,748 355 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,968 I am the force that guides. 356 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:25,922 357 00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:29,592 I am the gateway to what is possible, 358 00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:33,063 the path to the future. 359 00:16:33,148 --> 00:16:36,182 I am the future. 360 00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:37,767 361 00:16:37,853 --> 00:16:41,237 (male announcer) The all-new 2015 6 Series is here. 362 00:16:41,323 --> 00:16:43,440 Meet the new Teacher's Pet. 363 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:45,909 (haunting Western music) 364 00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:49,029 You know what? I'm not gon' be-- 365 00:16:49,114 --> 00:16:50,613 I'm not gonna be doing no commercials. 366 00:16:50,749 --> 00:16:51,915 - None? - I'm not gonna sell 367 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,834 my [bleep] out. I'm gonna keep my integrity. 368 00:16:54,953 --> 00:16:56,920 That's good, 'cause that way, you don't have to ever worry 369 00:16:57,005 --> 00:16:58,505 about buying a car or anything like that. 370 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,423 But what, just for argument's sake, 371 00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:04,010 what kind of figures are people getting these days? 372 00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:05,128 Well, like, if it was a Sam-- 373 00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:06,429 you know, maybe Samsung or something, 374 00:17:06,515 --> 00:17:08,798 you might make $750,000, or something like that. 375 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:09,849 750... 376 00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,051 Yeah, yeah. 377 00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:12,469 - Thousand. - I mean, you'd have to give up 378 00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:13,770 - your phone-- your iPhone. - I'm in. 379 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,472 - What? - I'm in. 380 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:16,871 I don't think there's an offer on the table, or anything. 381 00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:17,941 Let's find one. 382 00:17:18,026 --> 00:17:19,275 Well, what about your, um, artistic integrity? 383 00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:21,644 $750,000. 384 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:24,030 [bleep] 750, 500. 385 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:25,699 - What would you-- would you-- - 250. 386 00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:26,783 Take it easy. Now, wait a second. 387 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:27,917 We'll do it together. 388 00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:28,952 Okay, yeah, but we wouldn't just do 389 00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:30,203 a commercial for anybody, now. 390 00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:31,554 - We wouldn't do it for anybody. - Sss... 391 00:17:31,656 --> 00:17:33,873 - I mean, if, you know-- - If they got $100,000 I am. 392 00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:36,209 Okay, let's say that the Ku Klux Klan came 393 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:37,377 for us to do a commercial. 394 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,162 For $100,000? 395 00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,331 Well, [bleep] they're giving back to the black community 396 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,333 at that point-- me. 397 00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:46,369 (haunting Western music) 398 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,092 - Best comic book adaptation... - Oh, yeah. 399 00:17:52,227 --> 00:17:53,593 - to film hand down. - It's-- Oh, yeah. 400 00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:54,594 - No argument. - Oh, yeah. 401 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,679 Oh. See you later, girls. 402 00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,180 - All right. - Oh, yeah. 403 00:17:57,266 --> 00:18:00,650 Um, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't really like 404 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,068 the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. 405 00:18:02,154 --> 00:18:03,236 - (scoffs) - I don't. 406 00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:06,406 I really just feel like they're...overrated. 407 00:18:07,943 --> 00:18:08,909 Okay. 408 00:18:08,994 --> 00:18:10,777 (all laughing) 409 00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:13,663 Well, that's, um, that's just an opinion. 410 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,866 You see, that's why I prefaced it by saying, 411 00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:18,285 "I know I'm in the minority." 412 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,419 Awkward. 413 00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:20,420 (both snickering) 414 00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:22,339 You know, what, no. No. 415 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,124 Not really. It's not awkward, 416 00:18:24,259 --> 00:18:26,543 at least not until you said "awkward." 417 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,795 Now it's awkward, because of what you said. 418 00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:31,631 Anyway. 419 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,383 Anyway, what? Anyway, what? 420 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,552 Really, 'cause when you say "anyway," 421 00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:38,522 then you have to follow it up with an actual contribution 422 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,359 to the conversation we're having. 423 00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:43,610 - Yikes. - No, look at me. 424 00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,479 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 425 00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,113 There's no "Yikes," and the reason why 426 00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:48,982 there's no "Yikes" is, there's nothing scary 427 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,700 about this situation, okay? 428 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,536 It's a very low-stakes situation. 429 00:18:52,654 --> 00:18:53,537 - All right. 430 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,921 No, not "all right." Come here. No. 431 00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:56,289 Don't look at him. Don't look at either of those guys. 432 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,824 Look at me, all right? 433 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,659 "All right," what? 434 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:00,877 'cause after you say "All right," 435 00:19:00,996 --> 00:19:03,830 you have to follow that up with something. 436 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,832 Don't do it. 437 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,501 Don't look at them. 438 00:19:07,636 --> 00:19:09,252 Do not look at them. 439 00:19:09,338 --> 00:19:10,921 No--No. Do not look at them. 440 00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,005 Do not look at them. Don't do it. 441 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,256 Tell us how you really feel. 442 00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:14,641 Okay, you know what? I'll tell you how I really feel. 443 00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:17,260 Listen, I really feel like you're an asshole 444 00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:19,513 who has nothing interesting to say. 445 00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,015 So what--oh. No. Don't. 446 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,067 No, don't look at them. Turn your head. 447 00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,936 Turn it. Right here. 448 00:19:26,021 --> 00:19:29,105 Tell me an opinion that you have about something. 449 00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:31,575 Just one opinion that you have about anything at all. 450 00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,443 Just share an opinion. Anything. Share an opinion. 451 00:19:33,529 --> 00:19:35,195 Share an opinion. Share an opinion. 452 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,030 Share an opinion right now. Just off the top of your head. 453 00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:38,748 Share an opinion. Anything. 454 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,367 Just one opinion, that's all I'm asking. 455 00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:41,868 Share one opinion right now. 456 00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,753 - Share it. Share an opinion. - Ah, ah, ah... 457 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,289 I don't have an opinion, and that's why I just like 458 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:49,292 everything that everyone else likes in pop culture. 459 00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:50,460 (groans) 460 00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:58,885 (sobs) 461 00:20:00,939 --> 00:20:02,973 (sobbing) 462 00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:08,728 Don't look at me. 463 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:13,867 Don't look at me! Don't look at me! 464 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,532 (groans) 465 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:23,634 (continued groaning) 466 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,763 O... kay... 467 00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:28,763 (haunting Western music) 468 00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:32,854 Can you recall the last place you felt out of place? 469 00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,694 I feel a little out of place everywhere, to be honest. 470 00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,787 Mm... That's the mark of a genius. 471 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,709 I... 472 00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:43,077 can't say I disagree with you, but... 473 00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:47,425 these equations are happening in my head. 474 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,472 - Oh boy, what have I done? - these... 475 00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:53,496 ideas, man, concepts... 476 00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,716 I'm gonna do my one line here 477 00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:57,408 Oh, yeah... 478 00:20:57,595 --> 00:20:59,879 Sync & corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com 479 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:04,479 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32944