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[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome
movie star extraordinaire
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Vic Edwards!
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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I think people are always fascinated
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about how-- how people
get into movies.
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I gather your first screen test
was a fair-sized experience.
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Yeah, it was. My, uh...
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My screen test was, uh...
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sad and funny. I hope it's funny.
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I went into 20th Century Fox
on an interview.
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First guy said,
"You have a very good face, "
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and he said, "We'd like to do
a screen test of you. "
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Then I thought,
"Man, I'm gonna be a star. "
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-[audience laughs]
-So on the day of the screen test,
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I'm gonna get a haircut.
So I duck into this barbershop
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at 7:00 in the morning
and I say to the guy, uh...
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"Give me a haircut and shave."
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I'd never had a shave
in a barbershop before.
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And the guy
had never given one before.
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[all laughing]
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And, uh, he gave me
the worst haircut
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you've ever seen in your life.
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And then he...
There was cuts all over my face.
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And I had pieces of toilet paper
pasted all on my face.
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[laughter]
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That was my test. And I wondered
why they didn't sign me
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for a seven year contract.
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That was my introduction
to, uh, the movies.
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[dogs barking in distance]
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[phone ringing]
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[keypad clicking]
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[dog whimpers]
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Yeah.
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-[blows air]
-[door opens]
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[receptionist] Squanto.
Squanto Edwards.
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[veterinarian] Well, his kidneys
are completely shutting down.
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He's not responding
to the diuretics anymore.
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And we had to take him off
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the ACE inhibitors
for his heart disease
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because it's making
his kidney damage worse.
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His body is basically poisoning itself.
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I mean, he's 15,
so he's not really a candidate
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for something more aggressive
like a transplant.
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[exhales]
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[whines]
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What would you do,
if it was your dog?
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[veterinarian] I'm afraid
we're out of options.
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I'd have to let him go.
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Yes.
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Well... [clears throat]
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Do you mind if I...
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say goodbye to him alone?
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Yeah, of course. We'll give you
a minute to say goodbye.
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[dog whining]
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[sighs]
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[dogs barking in distance]
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[car engine starts]
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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[clock ticking]
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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Eh...
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[exhales]
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Whew...
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[sighs]
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[exhales]
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[mild music playing on speakers]
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[rattles]
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[rattling]
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[man on PA, indistinct]
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[grunts] Mmm.
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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[man, on PA] Customer service
at the deli, please.
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Customer service at the deli.
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[announced
...late in the fourth quarter.
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They've had a lot of success
with the shotgun formation, Brian.
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[commentator] Sure have.
It took a while to get near him.
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Thompson is in the backfield.
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[announced
Shotgun formation. Snap is off.
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Toss to the far side. He's got room.
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In for the touchdown!
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-Nice view, huh?
-Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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I always loved yoga.
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Oh, yeah. Thinking I'm having,
uh, palpitations.
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[man] Mmm.
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-[exhales]
-Say, Vic, did you hear
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that Jerry Renner died yesterday?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, he was a nice guy.
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No, he wasn't.
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He was a putz.
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[laughing]
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[both laugh]
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Oh, here.
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Forgot to show you this.
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This was sent to me.
What do you think?
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I don't know
how they got my address,
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but they sent it to me.
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This is the International
Nashville Film Festival.
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You're being honored.
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"This year is being dedicated
to honoring you
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and your impressive body of work.
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It's about time."
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-[Vic] Ah, so what?
-"We would like to invite you
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to join us for a retrospective
of some of your greatest films
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followed by a gala ceremony
where you'll be presented
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with our prestigious
Lifetime Achievement Award."
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Look who the previous winners are:
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Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson,
and Clint Eastwood.
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And it says here
all expenses are paid.
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That's a country music town,
that's not a film town.
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No, no, no, no.
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Nashville has become very hip.
Very hip.
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Well, that's what I'm worried about.
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My hip.
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Sitting on an airplane
for too long a time,
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what if I get a clot in my butt?
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Look, I've heard of this film festival
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and I know
this is a prestigious award.
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I don't think you'll get a clot
in your butt.
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[both laugh]
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Look, I'm just saying if you don't go,
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you're a bigger asshole
than I ever thought.
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Oh, well, I guess you would know.
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You've made
such great career moves.
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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[clatters]
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Nice. Schmuck.
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[chuckles softly]
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[iet engines whirring]
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[groans]
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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Good morning!
And where are we off to today?
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-Nashville.
-Nashville, huh?
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That's a great live music town.
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You gonna kick those heels up
a little bit?
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Well, a very little bit. There you go.
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-Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
-Mm-hmm.
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There you are. Okay.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to get in this line over here
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'cause this one
is for first class passengers only.
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Holy cow. But I am first class.
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[chime to buckle seatbelts]
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[country music playing]
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[singing]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[engine rumbling]
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[tires screeching]
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Yeah? Then why the hell
are there pictures of you two
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hugging and laughing
all over her Facebook page?
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Oh, bullshit!
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Don't tell me I'm being irrational.
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You told me you were going there
with Andrew and you lied.
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It's just a simple fact.
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If you're just friends, then why lie?
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Oh, you're so full of shit.
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You must think I'm the biggest
idiot on the planet.
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Look, I can't talk about this
right now. I'm working.
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I do, too, have a job.
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I'm picking up some old asshole
for my brother.
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I don't know who it is.
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I mean, what, do you think
I Googled him or some shit?
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-Oh, what?
-Hi. I'm Vic Edwards.
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-Oh, Mr. Edwards.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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l... l have to call you back.
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-Hello, Mr. Edwards.
-Hi.
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Um, welcome to Nashville.
How was your flight?
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Was it delayed? I mean,
I've been waiting here forever.
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You've been waiting here
forever my ass.
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Now where is my limo?
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I don't know anything about a limo.
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-Really?
-But I'm Lil McDougal,
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your personal assistant
and chauffeur
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for the duration of the weekend.
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We're off to a great start, aren't we?
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[cell phone ringing]
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Bjorn, shut up. I'm working.
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-Come on!
-Hmm?
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Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Let's go.
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[tires squealing]
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[keypad clicking]
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[Lil sighs] All right.
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We'll get you checked into the hotel
but there's no time to relax.
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Gotta get to the film festival
in time for the opening ceremony
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-and you're running late already.
-Whose fault is that?
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-[horn blaring]
-[tires screeching]
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[breathing heavily]
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[tires screeching]
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[engine sputtering, knocking]
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This is an upgrade?
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What's wrong with it?
Look, it's got a kitchen.
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This is a kitchen?
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Are you familiar with the term
"false advertising"?
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Yeah.
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Well, I was promised
first class accommodations.
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I've got a good mind to have you
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take me back to the airport
right now.
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It's like I'm on Candid Camera.
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Is this really a film festival?
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Dude, there's a film festival,
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and if you don't like
your accommodations
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because they don't measure up
to your big Hollywood expectations,
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don't gripe to me.
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I'm just your assistant
because I'm the one with the car.
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Take it up with my brother.
It's his stupid film festival.
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-I'II meet you in the lobby.
-You call that a lobby?
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Your key. Really?
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I've seen phone booths
that were bigger than that.
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See you soon. Can't hear you.
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Yeah, right, right, right.
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What a shithole.
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-[horns blaring]
-[exhales]
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Don't be crazy.
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You're there already. Just enjoy it.
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Enjoy it?
You should see this rat hole.
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It smells like piss and Pine-Sol.
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Well, you should feel
right at home, then.
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Those boutique hotels
are always small
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but they're very hip.
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There's nothing hip or boutique
about this place.
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And my assistant, my God.
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She's just a basket case on wheels.
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Oh, just relax, Vic.
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It's one lousy weekend
and you'll get to the festival,
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everybody will spoil you.
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You'll feel like a big shot.
How bad can it be?
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De Niro, Clint.
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There must be something to it.
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I guarantee you Clint
didn't stay in this shithole.
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Oh, stop it.
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I'll talk to you later.
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I'm sorry about that.
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[country music playing]
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You are such an asshole!
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Well, I was just sitting here
and the book was here...
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I'm not talking to you.
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No, I am talking to you, Bjorn.
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Shut up for a second.
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I'm on the phone, Mr. Edwards.
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Yes, I can see that.
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Hello?
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Bjorn?
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Hello? Damn it!
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What the hell is this?
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This is the festival.
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But it's a bar.
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Yes. 80 what?
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[upbeat music playing on speakers]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[man] There he is.
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Oh, my gosh. Mr. Edwards.
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I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh.
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Vic Edwards!
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Oh, man, I-- I can't tell you
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how excited we are
to have you here.
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I'm Doug McDougal. We spoke
on the phone, remember?
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-Yeah. How are you?
-I'm so good.
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I can't tell you what it means to us
that you're here. We're such fans.
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Let me introduce you
to my partner, Shane McAvoy.
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We have been best friends
since birth,
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so the first time
I saw any of your films,
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it was with this guy right here.
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-Really? Wow.
-Yeah.
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Mr. Edwards, sir, your films
have influenced me greatly.
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Your performance
in Siege at the Alamo
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was a revelation of gradation
and dynamism and nuance.
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Gradation, dynamism, nuance?
Sounds like a law firm.
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[aHIaugh]
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Seriously, I get choked up
even just thinking about that scene
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where you're cradling
the dying Robert Mitchum.
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And you say, "Mr. Crockett, sir,
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it's been my privilege
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defending Texas
side by side with you."
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He's a local filmmaker
here in Nashville.
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He actually shot all the promos
for the festival that play online.
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Did you get a chance
to catch any of those yet?
283
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,867
No, I haven't, but I will.
What time do they come on?
284
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-[al| laughing]
-It's like I'm on Carson.
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[Stuart] Mr. Edwards,
it is the greatest honor of my life
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to be seeing you through
my viewfinder right now.
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I'm making a documentary
about this historic event.
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[Doug] And, of course,
you know my sister Lil,
289
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who, in addition to being
your personal assistant
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for the weekend, is an artist.
291
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,423
She actually made the logo
for the festival.
292
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[chuckles]
Well, she was very handy.
293
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,635
Well, she's been called worse.
294
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Uh, let's get you over
to the red carpet.
295
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,357
[upbeat bluegrass music playing]
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[cameras clicking]
297
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,830
So what is he like?
What'd you guys talk about?
298
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Did he tell you any stories?
299
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,419
Oh, yeah. It was great.
300
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,713
He told me how much
he hated the coach ticket
301
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,542
and how much he hated the hotel
and how much he hated my car.
302
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,877
And that the film festival's in a bar.
303
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,337
Yeah, he's a total dick.
304
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,593
I have no idea what you guys
are so obsessed with.
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00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,673
[Shane] Maybe we should watch
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some of his movies together
sometime.
307
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,056
Yeah, I got to be
honest with you, Shane.
308
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,887
I'm dealing with some shit
with Bjorn right now,
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00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,142
so could you just run along?
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I'm not asking you on a date.
I'm just saying that...
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Yeah, that's great. Thanks.
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[camera clicking]
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-[woman] Vic, you were great!
-[man] Welcome to Nashville!
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-I'm sorry to, um...
-Who's that?
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Mr. Edwards,
it's so nice to meet you.
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I'm a huge fan.
My dad loves your movies.
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[music fades]
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[cameras clicking]
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00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,901
-[al| clamoring]
-[cameras clicking]
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[all cheering]
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Okay, now, Mr. Edwards,
if we could, right this way.
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-Okay.
-I'd like to introduce you
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to our social media director
and my better half.
324
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-This is my girlfriend, Faith.
-[Vic] Hi, Faith.
325
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,883
Hi. Wow.
It's so exciting to meet you.
326
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,186
All Doug keeps talking about
is Vic Edwards, Vic Edwards.
327
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,352
And FYI, on Instagram,
Snapchat and Pinterest,
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00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,852
my name is FaithVonAwesome
329
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,230
but on Twitter, it's Faith,
underscore, VonAwesome.
330
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,437
Someone else beat me to it.
But that's okay.
331
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,068
And our Vines are hilarious.
332
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,490
And our Facebook page
already has, like, 200 likes,
333
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,489
so just feel free
to just invite all your friends.
334
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:56,493
And, FYI, we've got a few
hashtags going: hashtag INFF,
335
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,202
hashtag Nashfilm,
hashtag ViclnNashville.
336
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,161
So just feel free to hashtag away
337
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,167
on any of your pics
that you post, okay?
338
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,379
-Thank you.
-Can I get you a drink?
339
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,880
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey.
340
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,304
-Aye, aye, sir. Okay.
-[Vic] Okay.
341
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,098
All right, Faith, actually,
just bring it on into the theater.
342
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,516
Um, we've got to get going.
343
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,435
We've got a lot of movies
to get through
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before the big awards ceremony
Sunday.
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The screening room
right around here.
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There '3 actually a lot
of local contest winners
347
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,730
and fans that are already
in there, waiting.
348
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,145
[grunts] Excuse me. Pardon me.
349
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-[man] He's here.
-[all cheering and applauding]
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All right. Thank you, everybody,
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for coming to the fifth annual
International Nashville Film Festival.
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00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,638
-[al| cheering]
-Yeah.
353
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,105
You know, we've been doing this
for a number of years now,
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00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,655
but I have to say, it's never been
more exciting for me
355
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,404
than this year because we have
with us our guest of honor,
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the number one box office star
for five years in a row.
357
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,454
-Six.
-Six. l 'm sorry.
358
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,372
-That’s all right.
-Six years in a row.
359
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,243
Tennessee's favorite son,
movie star extraordinaire.
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00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,249
Everybody, give it up
for Mr. Vic Edwards.
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[all cheering and applauding]
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00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,961
So, Vic, the opening movie
of the festival tonight
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for which the Hollywood
Critics Association
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awarded you
Best Newcomer of the year.
365
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,888
That's the only time
I ever agreed with the critics.
366
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,099
[aHIaugh]
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00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,189
Oh, thank you. One second.
368
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,741
Oh. All right.
369
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,783
Thank you. [clears throat]
370
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,206
[Doug] So, yeah, Vic, like I said,
if you have any stories or anecdotes
371
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,955
about the making of that film,
I think we'd all love to hear 'em.
372
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,252
I have a question.
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Please save any questions
for the Q&A after the film.
374
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,549
Well, Kathmandu was a B-picture,
375
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,423
which means
it didn't cost much to make.
376
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,550
Somehow, it shot right to the top.
377
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,891
One minute, uh,
I was a two-bit stuntman
378
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,343
and the next minute,
379
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,261
I was the toast of the town.
380
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,096
Hollywood can do that.
381
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,890
Wants to build you up,
382
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,233
they can do it fast.
383
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,396
And if they want you
to crash and burn,
384
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,900
they do that even faster.
385
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,569
Speaking of stunts, it is true
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00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,151
that you doubled Burt Lancaster
in Gunfight at the OK Corral?
387
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,534
Dammit, Shane. I said
no questions till the Q&A.
388
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,491
[Vic] That's all right.
Nobody doubled Burt.
389
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,623
But I did double somebody
in that picture,
390
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,204
and that was Rhonda Fleming.
391
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,415
Uaughs]
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00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,050
All right. I don't know if it's gonna
get a lot better than that
393
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,847
-so let's begin the festival.
-[all cheering and applauding]
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00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,889
[music playing on speakers]
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00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,904
-[al| cheering]
-Yeah!
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00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,073
Excuse me.
397
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,752
[movie continues playing,
indistinctly]
398
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,866
[Lil] No, I've given you everything
and you still cheat on me!
399
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,835
You cheated on me!
I've given you everything!
400
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,958
-I didn't have sex with her.
-You didn't have sex with her,
401
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,630
-you still cheated on me.
-[Bjorn] Give me a break.
402
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,878
Look at you, wearing these shorts
with your ass hanging out
403
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,551
with that stupid idiot
at this stupid place.
404
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,754
[Lil] Stupid-- What place?
You're always screwing my friends!
405
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,306
-[Bjorn] I don't mean to.
-[Lil] You're an asshole!
406
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,724
-[Bjorn] Get out of the way!
-Ahhh!
407
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,051
You're a downer, all right?
408
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,728
[Lil] You're the one
who cheated on me! I hate you!
409
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,897
You can't do this! How dare you?
410
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,940
After everything!
411
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,163
You got shit taste for men,
you know that?
412
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,245
Yeah? Tell me about it.
413
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,422
Next time some guy
gives you a hard time,
414
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,626
just jab him in the throat,
right in the Adam's apple,
415
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,552
you know, with these four fingers.
[mimics gagging]
416
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,052
Right there. He won't talk
for quite a few days.
417
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,974
Yeah, well, it's not some guy.
418
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,139
It's Bjorn, my boyfriend.
419
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,806
Well, ex-boyfriend now.
420
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,608
-Bjorn?
-It's Swedish.
421
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,856
I know. It's Swedish for "shit".
422
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,233
Has he ever put his hands
on you before?
423
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,817
You know, whatever.
I mean, he has to date me
424
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,197
and I'm crazy, so.
425
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,454
Ah. So it's your fault?
426
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,040
'Cause you're crazy.
427
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,117
Yeah, you know what?
You don't get anything.
428
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,411
And I don't need psychoanalysis
429
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,713
from some has-been actor
from Hollywood.
430
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,883
And speaking of Hollywood,
why the hell are you even here?
431
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,711
Well, I'm only here because
432
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,263
Clint and Jack
and Bobby De Niro all came.
433
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,058
-Clint Eastwood?
-Mm-hmm.
434
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,635
-Jack Nicholson?
-Yeah.
435
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,683
Yeah. Mr. Edwards,
436
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,981
this is the International
Nashville Film Festival,
437
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,605
not the Nashville
International Film Festival.
438
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,437
That's the big one. Yeah.
Those guys never came here.
439
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:04,614
Said on the invite they all won
the same award that I'm getting.
440
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,943
My brother invited them.
He just never got a response.
441
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,529
In the four years
he's been running it,
442
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,708
you are the only one
stupid enough to show up.
443
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:16,876
Huh.
444
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,636
[music playing]
445
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,102
[all cheering and applauding]
446
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,270
All right, huh?
447
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,453
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
448
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,791
Where's Vic?
449
00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,086
Uh, okay. Vic must be
in the bathroom or something.
450
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,788
Everybody sit tight.
I'm gonna go get him.
451
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,419
I'll be right back. Come on.
452
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,845
-Hey, where's Vic?
-I don't know. He left.
453
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,559
What do you mean he left?
454
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,230
He got up and walked out the door.
455
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,020
Well, why didn't you come
get me at least or something?
456
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,656
And interrupt the movie? God forbid.
457
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,822
Dammit, Lil. [huffs]
458
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,120
-Vic!
-Mr. Edwards.
459
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,414
He wants to be called Vic. Vic!
460
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,250
-Oh, my God.
-Holy shit. That's awesome.
461
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,504
-Come on, boy. Come on.
-[Doug] Holy shit.
462
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,341
Dammit.
463
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,220
Here you go. Yee-hyah.
464
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,638
-[whistles]
-Vic.
465
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,932
-Hey, Vic.
-[mumbles]
466
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:58,479
-Um, Vic, you okay?
-Come on, big boy. Up, Silver.
467
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,601
-[whistles]
{tapping}
468
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,183
Everything all right?
469
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,063
Of course I'm all right, goddammit.
470
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:08,818
Look at me. I'm riding like
a son-of-a-bitch. [whistles]
471
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,241
Go, baby. Yee-haw.
472
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,694
You know what my first job
in movies was?
473
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,619
Falling off a horse.
474
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,120
Great. Uh, what do you say
we go do the Q&A, huh?
475
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,953
-He’s sloshed, man.
-[mouthing] Shut up.
476
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,914
I am not sloshed.
477
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,298
Anybody could fall off a horse,
478
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,674
but a good stuntman can do it
and get up and be okay.
479
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,504
And that is the art.
480
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,428
Oh. Awesome. Good to know.
481
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,182
Stuntmen never get
the glory they deserve.
482
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,479
I was always envious of 'em.
483
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,431
I should have stayed a stuntman.
484
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,688
Maybe. Coulda, shoulda, right?
485
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,145
You know, these would
actually be great anecdotes
486
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,730
to tell at the-- at the Q&A.
487
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,736
If you want-- If you want
to head back inside.
488
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,944
When I was starting out,
all they made were westerns.
489
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,700
I didn't know a damn thing
about Hollywood,
490
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,656
but I did know how to ride a horse.
491
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,958
So I snuck on the Paramount lot,
492
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,582
and when I heard they were
shooting a Hoppy movie,
493
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,958
I walked up to the guy,
494
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,290
shouting the loudest and I said,
495
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,797
"I’m the new stuntman. "
496
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,258
Next thing I know,
I'm dressed like an Injun,
497
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,309
riding a caramel stallion
across the Paramount ranch.
498
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,263
And then I hear my cue. Bang!
499
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,307
And you know what I did then?
500
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,648
[whistles] Fell off the horse.
501
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,359
Bet I could still do it. Yell "Bang."
502
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,323
I'm sorry, what?
503
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,992
Yell "Bang."
504
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,494
-Bang.
-[g runts]
505
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,243
[Doug] Oh, my God.
506
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,000
Very good, guys.
507
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,370
Careful, Vic.
508
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,997
Oh, shit.
509
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,173
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
510
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,249
[all cheering]
511
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,880
[Vic mumbling]
512
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,390
[sighs]
513
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,151
[Doug] Okay, as promised,
Vic is gonna do a short Q&A.
514
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,069
Vic, your co-star in Kathmandu
515
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,193
was the lovely and talented
Virginia Donovan.
516
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,865
The studio PR department
at the time
517
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,317
played you guys up as an item.
518
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,745
Was there any truth to that rumor,
or was that just Hollywood hype?
519
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,663
No, I banged her brains out.
520
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,082
[all laughing]
521
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,582
But the rumors that
we were dating was bullshit.
522
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,037
Look, I'll give it to you straight
523
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,544
because I'm too old
to give you any crap.
524
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,593
When you're famous,
everybody wants to screw you.
525
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,759
Hmm.
526
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,088
So I porked about
every starlet in Hollywood.
527
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,298
Every cover girl.
528
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,599
Every cute extra.
Every hot waitress.
529
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,053
There was one makeup girl
on the set of No Can Do,
530
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,187
They should have declared
national treasures.
531
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,271
Probably look like saggy socks
over the menorah now, but...
532
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,572
What was the question again?
533
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:02,032
Uh... All right. Any other questions?
534
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,112
Yes, Shane.
535
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,915
Um, at the onset of your career,
536
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,788
you were known as an actor's actor.
537
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,335
You even studied with Stella Adler.
538
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,878
Yeah. Bitch.
539
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,127
You were compared
to Brando, even.
540
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,708
But somewhere along the way,
541
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:17,044
you started choosing to do
more action-y films
542
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,423
instead of the character pieces.
543
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:19,675
Why is that?
544
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,054
And is it true that you turned down
Serpico for Johnny Speedway?
545
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,595
[sighs]
546
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,434
Well, you know,
it's getting kind of late.
547
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,141
We got a big day tomorrow
so I think maybe, um...
548
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,601
You know, but he's-- he's right.
549
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,732
Pacino, De Niro, Brando.
550
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,355
They picked the right ones.
551
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:39,991
Bad choices.
552
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,615
[sighs]
553
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,956
Bad choices.
554
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,301
Well, I think, uh, I speak for all of us
555
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:01,130
when I say that you definitely
made the right choices
556
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,930
'cause we love all your films, right?
557
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,007
[all applauding]
558
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,845
Yeah.
559
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,355
Speaking of De Niro,
560
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,352
you sold me a bill of goods,
you little asshole.
561
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,777
I'm sorry, what?
562
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,981
Well, you let me believe
that Clint and Bobby and Jack
563
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,282
all came on to accept
their awards here.
564
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,200
And they never been here.
565
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,950
I never said they came here,
to be clear.
566
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,161
Uh, Ijust said we had
given them the awards.
567
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,618
[Vic] What are you trying to do,
humiliate me?
568
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,749
Cannes. That was a film festival.
569
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,547
Venice, that was a film festival.
570
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:41,595
But this is just a bunch of losers
watching movies in their basement.
571
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,803
Screw it. [clears throat]
572
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,480
-[ye|pS]
-[all gasp]
573
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,023
[Doug] Holy shit!
574
00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:58,604
[grunts]
575
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,114
[groaning]
576
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,783
[grunts]
577
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,076
[sighs]
578
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,154
[Doug] All righty, Vic, nighty night.
579
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,952
Lil's gonna be here at noon
to pick you up.
580
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,250
We'll go get some
famous Nashville barbecue
581
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,544
and then we got a big day
of screenings tomorrow.
582
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:17,464
When you show a movie
on a theater screen,
583
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,211
it's a screening.
584
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,044
But when you project a movie
on the wall,
585
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,969
it's pathetic.
586
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,884
You know, we're just starting out.
587
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,717
We're doing the best we can
with the money that we have.
588
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,178
[Vic] Your whole stupid
little festival is a joke.
589
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,137
I get it now.
590
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,896
The joke's on me.
You guys are messing with me.
591
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,895
No, no, Mr. Edwards.
It's nothing like that.
592
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,856
Put it on the YouTube and
the whole world will laugh at it.
593
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,111
Vic, we're your biggest fans.
594
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,817
We would never do
anything like that.
595
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,948
Uh-huh.
Well, that's why this asshole 's
596
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,200
following me around
with that camera.
597
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,577
Get that out of my face.
598
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,000
No, no, Mr. Edwards. Mr. Edwards.
599
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,247
Mr. Edwards, please.
600
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,252
It's a liability thing.
I don't think we should fight.
601
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,548
[Stuart gasps]
602
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,250
[glass shatters]
603
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,057
[grunts]
604
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,636
You're a jerk.
605
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,765
-Doug!
-[Doug] No. No, Shane.
606
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,146
I've had it. I mean,
he just broke Stuart's camera.
607
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,353
You want to know the real reason
we brought you here?
608
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,439
Yes, because I'm stupid enough
to come.
609
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,071
Because we're fans, okay?
Because we love your movies.
610
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,993
Because we think
you're a great actor.
611
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,657
And we save all our money
612
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,330
and we throw
this film festival every year.
613
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,124
And, yeah, maybe some aspects
of it are a little low-rent.
614
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,621
-A little?
-But I was really excited
615
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,702
when you agreed to come.
616
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,537
Now I wish
that I hadn't even invited you
617
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,792
because you're ruining
the whole thing.
618
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,920
I wish you'd never invited me either.
619
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,091
Well, I did!
620
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,045
And you're here, so...
621
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,842
tough titty.
622
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,720
-Ah.
-[Doug] All right, look.
623
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,099
We've got a big day tomorrow,
"showings" of your movies,
624
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,976
so just suck it up, okay?
625
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,931
I'm so sorry you've got
to spend the weekend
626
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,392
being loved
and adored by everybody.
627
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,772
How... How terrible.
628
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:06,322
Nighty—night, guys.
Out. Out. Bye-bye.
629
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,697
-Out! Bye-bye.
-All right.
630
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,367
Wow. That's a whole new breed
of crazy.
631
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,003
Shut up, Shane.
632
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,749
I'm... I'm so sorry
about your camera.
633
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,709
It's all right, man, it's the school's.
634
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:27,840
They insure it.
635
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,181
Man, I told you the wording
on that invitation was deceiving.
636
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,351
He must be
a really unhappy person.
637
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,524
I heard he could be kind of
an a-hole but that was nuts.
638
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,062
I guess artists
are just emotional creatures.
639
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,693
Tortured souls.
640
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,362
But, I mean, what's there
even to be unhappy about?
641
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,284
He's Vic Edwards, for Christ's sake.
642
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,784
He's made love
to so many beautiful women.
643
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,872
[groaning]
644
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,507
[truck horn blaring]
645
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,053
[indistinct chattering]
646
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,724
[exclaims]
647
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,526
[grunts]
648
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,873
[chuckles]
649
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,878
[grunts]
650
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:58,055
[indistinct chattering]
651
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,561
[blows raspberry]
652
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,697
Hmm.
653
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,494
[woman] Get over here, Vic.
654
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,201
Huh?
655
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,625
[laughing]
656
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,212
Hello.
657
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,214
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
658
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,591
-[chuckling]
-Just gonna stand there, Vic?
659
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,263
[echoing] Get over here, Vic.
660
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:40,935
[echoing] [love you, Vic.
661
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:42,891
[laughing]
662
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,306
Get over here, Vic.
663
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,767
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
664
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,942
Get over here, Vic.
665
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:56,909
[groans]
666
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:06,244
[cell phone vibrating]
667
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,596
Hello?
668
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,640
[Doug]
Please tell me you're with Vic.
669
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,934
-W ho?
-Dammit, Lil.
670
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,761
Are you still asleep?
I can't believe you.
671
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,721
Oh, Shit. Shit, shit, Shit.
672
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,934
You were supposed to pick Vic up
at the motel 10 minutes ago.
673
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:32,441
Yeah, well, that's funny,
because I am almost at the motel.
674
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,863
Beep your horn.
675
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,565
-Hmm?
-Prove to me you're in your car.
676
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,070
Honk your horn.
677
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,777
Oh, shut up, Doug.
I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes.
678
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,416
-[Bjorn groaning]
-[ye|pS]
679
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,495
-Mmm.
-Cut it out, Bjorn.
680
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,795
I have to get to work.
681
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,747
-You have to get to work?
-Yes, I do.
682
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,129
What is that?
Driving some old man around?
683
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,006
Can he not wait 15 minutes?
684
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,929
Quit looking
so pleased with yourself.
685
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,507
I'm still pissed at you.
686
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,466
You got a funny way of showing it.
687
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,520
You didn't seem too pissed at me
a couple of hours ago.
688
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,437
Okay, it's called a hate bone.
689
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,391
You know you're cute
when you're angry.
690
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,686
[cell phone vibrating]
691
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,523
No, no. Don't do it.
692
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,403
Oh, it's Doug again.
693
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,405
Babe, babe, I really gotta go.
694
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,283
I gotta go. Okay? Okay.
695
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,659
[Bjorn groaning]
696
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:31,541
Look up when you leave, all right?
697
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,917
Done.
698
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,000
Jerk.
699
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,459
-Bye.
-[door closes]
700
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,420
[knocking on door]
701
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:49,981
Yes? Oh. Only 25 minutes late.
702
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,525
Come on. Let's get to the restaurant.
The boys are all waiting.
703
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,772
Really?
704
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:55,903
What happened to your head?
705
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,480
Eh...
706
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,990
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
707
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,073
You're gonna take me to the airport
and I'm going back to LA.
708
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,958
But what about Doug
and the film festival?
709
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,330
Uh, what about them?
710
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,913
In the grand tradition
of Nicholson and Eastwood,
711
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:18,627
I will accept my Lifetime
Achievement Award in absentia.
712
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,171
Suit yourself.
713
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,506
[grunts]
714
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:37,024
So how's Bjorn?
715
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,147
Wouldn't know.
716
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,238
I see.
717
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,288
I suppose you just gave yourself
that hickey on your neck, then.
718
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,202
That was there before.
719
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,537
No, it wasn't.
720
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,208
You're a pretty nosy old guy,
aren't you?
721
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,042
I don't know if nosy is the word.
722
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:03,426
When you get to be my age,
there are clear cut delineations
723
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,974
between what is acceptable
and what is unacceptable.
724
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,937
What he did was unacceptable.
725
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,479
Oh, I get it.
726
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,730
So I guess your behavior
last night was acceptable.
727
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,607
I mean, to be honest with you,
you're being pretty shitty.
728
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,405
I could give two shits
about Doug's little film festival,
729
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,734
but you are being very uncool.
730
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,569
Well, that's life.
731
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,914
He'll get over it.
732
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,616
Are you always
this much of an asshole
733
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,872
orjust to lowly peons like us?
734
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,205
No. I'm pretty much
always a big asshole.
735
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,258
[Lil] Wow, cool. Must be
so liberating to live your life
736
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,380
not giving a shit about anybody
but yourself.
737
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,552
Take the next exit, all right?
738
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,843
Why? The airport's ahead.
739
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,184
I can see that, but take the next exit.
740
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,648
To Knoxville? It's a three hour drive.
741
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,101
What time's your plane?
742
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,527
I'll reschedule it.
743
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,321
Okay. I can'tjust
up and go to Knoxville.
744
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,739
I got things I gotta do.
745
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,191
Bjorn can wait.
746
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:10,030
I was promised an assistant
and a car for the whole weekend.
747
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,581
There are things I gotta take care of.
748
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,577
Now, go.
749
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,747
[engine revving]
750
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,423
[tires screeching]
751
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,883
Don't you think
you ought to slow down a little?
752
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,760
We're liable to get pulled over.
[chuckles]
753
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,015
Cute.
754
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,308
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch.
755
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,812
[horn beeping]
756
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,067
Goddamn, it's a Texas Mountie.
757
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,489
What the hell's he doing
in Arkansas?
758
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,238
I think you better pull off
to the side, Vic.
759
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,991
Well, let's just see
what he's got under the hood.
760
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,871
Bye, bye, baby.
761
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,084
Vic, take it easy.
762
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,378
I may be old
but I'm not ready to die yet.
763
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,458
[tires screeching]
764
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,884
[truck horn blaring]
765
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,172
Uaughs]
766
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,301
We could have been killed.
767
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,057
You think you're gonna live forever?
768
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,137
Uh-huh.
769
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,475
Look, I know you think you've got it
all figured out right now.
770
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,979
Well, I do some crazy things.
771
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,858
Well, listen to me.
You're on a collision course.
772
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:28,157
You're about to make
a lot of bad life decisions.
773
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,734
Really?
774
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,865
I can help you
before you throw it all away.
775
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,036
Too late now!
776
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,538
[yelling] No!
777
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,333
[Lil] My current doctor
is better than most.
778
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:44,461
I still get the freakouts
and the crying bouts
779
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,759
for hours and hours on end
every once in a while.
780
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:51,931
But I stopped having seizures
and I stopped cutting myself.
781
00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,804
Wow.
782
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,020
Now I'm really depressed.
783
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,273
It was really bad for a while.
784
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,067
I was convinced the only way out
was to kill myself.
785
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,237
Kill yourself? Are you crazy?
786
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,235
Yes. Haven't you been listening?
787
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:12,902
Killing yourself is the most selfish
thing a person can do.
788
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,033
Well, I didn't do it, did I?
789
00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,455
Well, don't.
790
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,454
You know what's depressing?
791
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,416
Growing old. That's depressing.
792
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,590
-You know what your problem is?
-What?
793
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,134
You need to lighten up
and appreciate what you've got.
794
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:34,056
'Cause pretty soon, bang,
it passes you right by.
795
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:37,135
-Oh, it's just that easy?
-Right.
796
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,515
That is so ignorant.
797
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:43,395
I'm not depressed.
I have depression.
798
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,726
It's different.
799
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,607
Having depression
is having a mental illness.
800
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,656
-It has to be medicated.
-Bullshit.
801
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,324
You gotta be a fighter.
802
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,406
Things get you down,
803
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:56,488
you pick yourself up
by your bootstraps
804
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,664
and you just trudge forward.
805
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,993
You're one to talk.
I see you popping pills all the time.
806
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,880
That's because I'm in pain.
807
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,003
Well, so am I.
808
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,256
What are you taking for it?
809
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:12,553
[clicks tongue]
810
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,218
Well, I was on Abilify,
811
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,425
which is a mood stabilizer
for bipolar disorder,
812
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,353
but it felt like fireworks
were going off in my brain 24/7,
813
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,770
so I tried Trileptal.
814
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:23,768
But that caused me to sleep
for two solid weeks.
815
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,646
And I was taking that with Lexapro,
which is an antidepressant,
816
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,523
but that turns you into a fat zombie.
817
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,525
And then I tried Zoloft,
which kills your sex drive,
818
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,777
and that's just not gonna work.
Klonopin is an anti-anxiety,
819
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,904
but that put me to sleep
for 10 hours, too.
820
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,610
And Lamictal,
which is similar to Lithium,
821
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,411
gave me a bad rash
all over my body,
822
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,614
which was so not cute.
823
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,369
Then they put me on Seroquel,
an antipsychotic,
824
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,792
which also put me
into a deep sleep for hours on end.
825
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,790
So they put me on Provigil,
which is a stimulant
826
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,963
that kept me up and focused,
which was good.
827
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,756
In fact, I had to try
several stimulants
828
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,459
before settling on Provigil.
829
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,714
Adderall, Vyvanse,
830
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,796
but those all make you act
like a coke addict.
831
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,552
The Suboxone gave me
scary hallucinations
832
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,554
and caused me to throw up
all over the house,
833
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,306
which, like I said before,
is super cute.
834
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,978
I'm currently on a cocktail of Provigil,
835
00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,726
Ativan, which is for anxiety,
836
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,648
Prozac for my depression,
which helps clear the fog
837
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,100
from my brain a little bit.
838
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,151
And an enzyme patch,
which is an MAO inhibitor.
839
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,151
I mean, it helps but I can't
eat chocolate when I'm on it,
840
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,107
which is depressing unto itself.
841
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,073
Can I help you?
842
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,909
Should you be driving?
843
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,583
[sighs]
844
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,548
[upbeat country music playing]
845
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,522
[Lil] And we're here because...
846
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,610
Because that's where I grew up.
847
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,023
We drove three hours
848
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,403
just so you could come and see
your old house?
849
00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,822
Yeah.
850
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,661
You got a problem with that?
851
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,413
[scoffs]
852
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,457
You are so corny.
853
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,662
Yeah, that's true.
Very true. [chuckles]
854
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,373
Whatever.
855
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,383
[Vic] I feel like
I'm in a time machine.
856
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,210
Everything looks the same.
857
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,428
Smells the same.
858
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,845
-Like dog shit.
-Exacfly.
859
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,554
I swear my mother's gonna
walk out that door
860
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,888
and she's gonna say,
861
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:12,271
"Marty, get your tuchus
inside for dinner."
862
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,691
Marty?
863
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,523
Martin Schulman.
864
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,605
Nice to meet you.
865
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,986
Hold on. Your real name's
Marty Schulman?
866
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,408
Are you kidding me?
867
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,157
Nobody from my day
kept their Jewish name
868
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,909
if they wanted a career
in Hollywood.
869
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,286
Tony Curtis' real name
is Bernie Schwartz.
870
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,409
Who's Tony Curtis?
871
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,581
Never mind.
872
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,585
Can I help you two?
873
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,135
Yes, ma'am. I know you think
we're some crazy people
874
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,304
standing out here
staring at your house, but--
875
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,756
Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?
876
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,012
[chuckles] No, ma'am.
877
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,435
I actually used to live in this house.
878
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,978
I happened to be in the area
879
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,556
and I wanted to take a little walk
down memory lane.
880
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,103
Oh.
881
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,984
Must have been a long time ago
882
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,732
'cause we've been here
over 40 years now.
883
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,359
That's a long time.
884
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:03,534
[laughs] Well, this house
has been pretty good to us.
885
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,538
We raised many a child
and grandchild ourselves here.
886
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,372
You know, they say that
that, um, old actor Vic Edwards
887
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,170
actually grew up in this
house here, too. [laughs]
888
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,622
No kidding.
889
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,208
Ma'am, this is Vic Edwards.
890
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,338
[chucang]
891
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,346
-Oh, I be damned!
-[Iaughs]
892
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,056
[laughs] You know how many times
893
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,857
I told people you grew up
in this house?
894
00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,855
I didn't even know
whether it was true or not.
895
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,187
And here you are.
My God, here you are.
896
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,523
[laughs] Can I hug you?
Can I hug you?
897
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,449
-Wel|, please, I'd love it.
-Oh, my goodness.
898
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,744
[laughs] Oh! I can't believe this.
899
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:51,449
Here you are. The Vic Edwards.
Uaughs]
900
00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,288
[Vic] Oh, memories.
901
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,836
[woman] I can't believe this. [laughs]
902
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,629
Do you know what?
My brother and I
903
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,378
used to come
tearing down these stairs,
904
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:01,834
three steps at a time.
905
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,045
I don't know why
we were in such a hurry,
906
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:07,176
but we were racing like it was
the last thing we ever did.
907
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,848
[woman laughs]
908
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,569
[Vic's mother shouting, indistinct]
909
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,717
[sighs]
910
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,145
[Doug, on phone]
Where are you guys?
911
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,730
I mean, when are you
going to be home?
912
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,861
[Lil] I have no idea
when I'm gonna be home.
913
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,192
What are you guys doing?
914
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,447
He's on some, like,
915
00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:12,075
weird memory tour
or something. Ugh.
916
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,872
Anyway, he's making me
drive him around
917
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,369
to all these places from his past.
918
00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:17,122
He's on some, like, nostalgia kick.
919
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,498
It's so not fair
that she gets to do that.
920
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,503
First, we went to this
old little house where he grew up
921
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,552
and then we went to the temple
where he had his Bar Mitzvah.
922
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:28,674
-Did you guys know he was Jewish?
-Yes.
923
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,256
[Lil] Of course
you knew he was Jewish.
924
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,526
Then we went to the old pool hall
he used to hang out in,
925
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,945
which is now a cupcake shop,
926
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,944
which he ranted about forever.
And then I said,
927
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,697
"Hey, gourmet cupcakes
are super-trendy now. "
928
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,028
Didn 't care.
929
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,454
And then he had to have
a GooGoo Cluster.
930
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,701
I don't know what it is.
931
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,079
Maybe they just don 't have
600600 Clusters in LA.
932
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,706
-I don 't know.
-Mmm. Mmm.
933
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,412
[Lil] Now we’re at Neyland Stadium
934
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,340
and he's just standing there,
staring at the building,
935
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,041
like a mental patient.
936
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,376
[Shane]
They're at Neyland Stadium.
937
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,756
That's ridiculous.
938
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,260
He was the starting tailback for UT
during the 1951 undefeated season.
939
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,310
Anyways, after this, he wants
to go to some old folks hospital
940
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,307
to see his first wife or something.
941
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,138
And then we should be
on our way back.
942
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,316
This is honestly all your fault.
943
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,611
Because you told him
I was his 24/7 driving slave
944
00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:27,778
for the entire weekend.
945
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,357
Okay, whatever. Just take
lots of pictures and Instagram them.
946
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,659
-Oh, and hashtag the festival.
-Yeah, right.
947
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,869
-[quietly] Tell her I said hi.
-Yeah, Shane...
948
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,073
I can hear you. I'm back with Bjorn.
949
00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,159
Anyways, gotta go.
See you when I see you.
950
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,369
[line disconnects]
951
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,334
[Bjorn, voicemail greeting]
Yo. You leave it. I'll retrieve it.
952
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,885
[Lil] Bjorn. Hey, it's me.
953
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:54,306
Again. Where the hell are you?
I keep calling you.
954
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:58,056
Anyway, I am still stuck in Knoxville
with this old guy.
955
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,431
I think probably another hour here
956
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,559
and then
it's a three-hour drive home.
957
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,599
And then I get to see you.
958
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,273
Oh, crap, he's on the move.
959
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,190
I miss you. Bye.
960
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,581
[rock music playing]
961
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,661
[chimes]
962
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,376
[Bjorn] Shit.
963
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,795
It's my buddy.
964
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,597
Mmm.
965
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,015
[Lil] All right, well,
it appears to be locked,
966
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,267
so we can reminisce
on the way back.
967
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,522
Sucks, but we have
a really long drive home.
968
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,484
What? What? Whoa.
What are you doing?
969
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,317
Vic, we can't go on the field.
That's totally not allowed.
970
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,902
-[Iock clicks]
-Coming with me?
971
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,247
I love the smell of cut grass.
972
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,873
[sniffs]
973
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,663
Mmm.
974
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:16,759
1951. I was a sophomore,
but I started three games.
975
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,431
Full disclosure, I mean,
976
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,884
I really don't know
that much about football.
977
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,685
I mean... anything, actually.
978
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,685
But, to be honest, I really don't
give a shit about football.
979
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,644
Well, that's your loss.
980
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,601
Sorry.
981
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:35,240
We were undefeated, going into
the last game against Texas.
982
00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:38,034
They were ahead by two points.
983
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,952
[Vic chuckles]
984
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,201
We got down on the four yard line.
985
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,453
I wanted the ball.
986
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:48,541
I went up and over and I scored.
987
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:52,215
And then I heard this horrible racket.
988
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,299
The whole damn Texas team
landed on me.
989
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,885
When they pulled them off,
990
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,343
my knee was a mess.
991
00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,681
I could never play again.
992
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,729
[Lil] That sucks.
993
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,319
[Vic] Yeah, it did.
994
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:18,109
Well, it's fun being a movie star,
but...
995
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,571
nothing compares
to being a football star.
996
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:25,494
Nothing.
997
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,372
[crowd cheering]
998
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,331
[announcer on PA, indistinct]
999
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,143
[announcer] He's in! He’s in!
1000
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,936
Touchdown, Tennessee.
1001
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,935
[crowd continues cheering]
1002
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,406
[seagulls squawking]
1003
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:03,903
[sighs]
1004
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,039
You know something?
1005
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,494
This is the exact spot...
1006
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,503
where I proposed to my first wife.
1007
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:20,800
Great.
1008
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,760
[scoffs]
1009
00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:25,808
And then everything went wrong.
1010
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,855
I had this little ring box, you know.
1011
00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:32,148
And I was so excited
when I opened it.
1012
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,652
[chuckling] The ring went flying out,
1013
00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:37,855
right into the water.
1014
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:43,577
And naturally, Ijumped in after it.
1015
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:44,994
I never found it.
1016
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:48,411
So I got a piece of seaweed
1017
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,705
and I made a ring out of it.
1018
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,503
Got down on one knee
and put it on her finger.
1019
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,083
And she just thought that was great.
1020
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,003
Anyhow,
1021
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:05,641
she still said yes, and then we heard
music coming from the dock.
1022
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,721
We danced right here.
1023
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,978
And then, well...
1024
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,775
we always talked about
we'd come back here someday.
1025
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,355
But we never did.
1026
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,357
[sighs]
1027
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:49,718
Why are we just sitting here?
I mean, let's go in.
1028
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,519
It's still a three-hour drive back.
1029
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,565
It's not that easy.
1030
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,440
It's been a long time.
1031
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:00,771
What are you so scared of?
1032
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,107
So she's gonna look old.
You look old, too.
1033
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,067
I beg your pardon.
1034
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,660
Okay, not that you don't
look good for your age.
1035
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,953
Oh.
1036
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,451
So what's her name, anyhow?
1037
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,540
Claudia.
1038
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,291
Was she pretty?
1039
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,919
She was the prettiest of them all.
1040
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,964
We were just kids.
1041
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,261
We had no business
getting married.
1042
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,134
I didn't know
what the hell I was doing.
1043
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,262
-If Claudia's number one...
-Mm-hmm.
1044
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,093
how many times
were you married altogether?
1045
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,309
Five.
1046
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,981
-Five?
-Mmm.
1047
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,231
[scoffs] Wow.
That's a lot of alimony.
1048
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,903
You're telling me.
1049
01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:46,154
A buddy of mine told me once,
never, ever get married.
1050
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,693
Just skip the middle man,
1051
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,530
find a woman you hate,
and buy her a house.
1052
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,035
But you're rich right, right?
1053
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,616
I mean,
aren't all famous people rich?
1054
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,826
Ha.
1055
01:01:56,504 --> 01:02:00,213
Just 'cause somebody's famous,
that doesn't mean they're rich.
1056
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,295
Didn't you have any kids
who could help take care of you?
1057
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,377
One, with Claudia.
1058
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,713
Grace.
1059
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,547
-Grace?
-Mm-hmm.
1060
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,224
That's a pretty name.
1061
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,723
I mean, geez, if you guys
were kids when you got married,
1062
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,680
she must be, what?
Fifty, sixty years old now.
1063
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:20,771
She's dead.
1064
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,113
-Oh, shit.
-[softly] Yeah.
1065
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,528
Sorry.
1066
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,700
Should Ijust not ask
any questions about her?
1067
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,873
It's best not to, if you don't mind.
1068
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,600
[grunts] Aw, shit.
1069
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,354
[Vic] There she comes.
1070
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,778
-[shouting] May I help you?
-Yes.
1071
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,481
I would like to see
Claudia Schulman, please.
1072
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,453
I'm sorry, but visiting hours
ended at 7:00 pm.
1073
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:17,328
Yeah, well, I came from
Los Angeles to get here, okay?
1074
01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:19,037
So let us in.
1075
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,370
We'll just be in here
for five minutes. All right?
1076
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,297
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to come back tomorrow.
1077
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,213
Visiting hours begin at 8:00 am.
1078
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,010
You can have breakfast with her.
1079
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,462
-No kidding.
-Yeah.
1080
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:32,630
Could you lean closer?
I can't hear you.
1081
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,715
-[ye|IDS]
-[Lil] Hey!
1082
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,641
I'm gonna put this
right into your nose.
1083
01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:38,436
No. No, you're not.
All right, well, thank you, ma'am.
1084
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:39,558
We totally understand.
1085
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,605
Thank you. We will come back
a different day.
1086
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,103
[Vic] I don't know who she is.
1087
01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:44,400
{tapping}
-Yeah, all right, yeah.
1088
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,852
Thank you. Thank you.
1089
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,108
-Holy shit.
-Thanks. All right. Let's go.
1090
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,484
Vic, are you kidding?
1091
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,032
What the hell's the matter with you?
1092
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,861
What the hell's the matter
with you, Vic? I mean-- it's closed.
1093
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,536
She wasn't going
to let us in anyways.
1094
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:57,909
And if you kept doing that,
she was gonna call the cops.
1095
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,332
You want to end up on TMZ?
1096
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,493
-TM What?
-TMZ.
1097
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,169
-What is that?
-Shut up. I...
1098
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:07,924
Oh, bullshit. You just want
to get back to your douchebag.
1099
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,093
Bjorn has nothing to do with this.
1100
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,386
[chuckles] Oh, really?
1101
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:14,422
That's why you keep calling him
every 15 minutes.
1102
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,927
Will you leave the guy alone?
1103
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,384
Oh, so now you're on his side?
1104
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,561
You know whose side I'm on?
1105
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:20,762
Mine.
1106
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,394
I'm not leaving here
until I see Claudia.
1107
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,192
Tell douchebag
you'll have to see him tomorrow
1108
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,985
'cause we're spending the night
in Knoxville.
1109
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,654
[stammers] Wait, what?
1110
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,277
Maybe you're spending
the night in Knoxville,
1111
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,528
but I'm driving back to Nashville.
1112
01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,943
You know you're a pain in the ass.
1113
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,494
[Lil] Yeah, well, so are you.
1114
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,154
[Vic] Bye.
1115
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,290
What are you doing?
Where are you gonna go?
1116
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,993
-Where are you going?
-I don't know.
1117
01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,498
Just away from you.
1118
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,676
[car approaching]
1119
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,393
Get in the car.
1120
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:10,937
Why?
1121
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,315
'Cause I'm gonna stay the night
with you in Knoxville.
1122
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,616
I don't want to be responsible
if, God forbid,
1123
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,443
something bad happens to you.
1124
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,404
Never hear the end of it
from my brother.
1125
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,574
Besides, I think I saw
a Motel 6 back there.
1126
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,086
We ain't staying at a Motel 6.
1127
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,389
[Vic] No, but that's the beauty
of credit cards.
1128
01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,265
[Lil] Still gotta pay it off
at some point.
1129
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,098
[Vic] Let's live it up.
I'm tired of feeling like a has-been.
1130
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:47,978
[dinging]
1131
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,729
Welcome to the Knoxville
Grand Hotel. Checking in?
1132
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:52,903
Yes, we are.
1133
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:54,481
And the name on the reservation?
1134
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,565
Vic Edwards.
1135
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,696
I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards,
but for some reason,
1136
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,077
I don't see your reservation
in our system.
1137
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,457
Really? My assistant here
made it weeks ago.
1138
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,582
Oh, uh, [scoffs] yeah, yeah.
1139
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:14,133
I made that reservation weeks ago.
1140
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,927
-No harm. One room, two beds.
-One room?
1141
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,842
Yeah. One room, two beds.
1142
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,801
Yeah, well, I made the reservation
for two rooms. 80, two rooms.
1143
01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:24,761
[Vic] How much for two rooms?
1144
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,221
Our rooms rates start at $650.
1145
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,477
Oh, okay, fine.
1146
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,934
-Well, then, uh, one room.
-Okay.
1147
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,192
But unfortunately, Mr. Edwards,
we are fully committed at this time.
1148
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,773
Interesting. When they say
they're fully committed,
1149
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,950
it's always bullshit.
1150
01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:41,744
Clint Eastwood walked in,
you think they'd turn him away?
1151
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,163
Hell, no. Now, you find me a room.
1152
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,620
Please. And thank you.
1153
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,202
Perhaps I should get my manager.
1154
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,413
-[Vic] Perhaps you should.
-|'|| be right back.
1155
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,131
Oh, what are you doing?
1156
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,005
You're gonna get us
kicked out of this hotel.
1157
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,053
Mr. Edwards,
I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up.
1158
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:01,051
I'm Gary, the night manager
here at the Knoxville Grand.
1159
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,849
I don't know how your reservation
got lost in the shuffle,
1160
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:06,644
but we'd be happy to remedy
that situation right now.
1161
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,517
Oh, thank you, Gary.
1162
01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:10,189
All of our rooms are fully booked.
1163
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:13,109
However, we do have
the penthouse suite available.
1164
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,107
I would be happy to give you
that room tonight
1165
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,688
for the cost of the standard room.
1166
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,195
That's very nice. Thanks, Gary.
1167
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,025
[Gary] Let me get that key for you.
1168
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,574
Welcome back to
the Knoxville Grand, Mr. Edwards.
1169
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:25,030
[Vic] God bless you. Thank you.
1170
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,364
Thank you, Gary.
1171
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,040
-[Gary] You're welcome.
-All right. Let's go, Vic.
1172
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,627
-[Vic] You ready, kid?
-[Lil] Oh, I'm ready.
1173
01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,203
All right, Mr. Edwards.
1174
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,668
[receptionist]
He didn't have a reservation.
1175
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,125
Oh, I know.
1176
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,676
Then what's with
the ass-kissing routine?
1177
01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,299
Who's Vic Edwards?
1178
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:41,470
[scoffs]
1179
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:43,260
He's a living legend.
1180
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,849
Oh, my God.
1181
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:53,979
[chuckles]
1182
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,186
This thing is bigger
than the house I grew up in.
1183
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,569
-[Vic] Yeah. You like?
-Ah! Do I like it?
1184
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,240
[Vic] Mm-hmm.
1185
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,943
[Lil] Oh, my God, and this bathtub
is even bigger than my car.
1186
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,996
-Oh, well. That's big, I guess.
-[water running]
1187
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,823
[Lil] Oh, my God. They have a bidet.
1188
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,079
I thought they only had
that crap in, like, Tokyo.
1189
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:12,205
[Vic] What?
1190
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,628
I just figured out what that was
1191
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,502
'cause at first I thought it was
just a guys' bathroom stall.
1192
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:19,050
-[door opens]
-I can't believe these bedrooms.
1193
01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:20,718
I call dibs on this room!
1194
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,386
-[door closes]
-I can't believe we're here.
1195
01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:25,260
Oh, my God.
I have to go look at this closet.
1196
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,466
Uaughs]
1197
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,180
I can't believe you used to stay
in these places all the time.
1198
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,307
[grunts] Oh.
1199
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,108
Doug is going to freak out.
1200
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,356
We have to Instagram
the hell out of this.
1201
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,109
[country music playing]
1202
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,407
[all chuckling]
1203
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,415
[snickering]
1204
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,045
-Whoa.
-Oh!
1205
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,677
[shower running]
1206
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,927
What the hell is that?
1207
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:18,109
That was amazing.
I've never had room service before.
1208
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,654
Oh, that's one of the perks
I miss the most.
1209
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:25,533
Fancy hotel rooms
and room service.
1210
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,079
[coughs]
1211
01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,121
-Vic the Dick.
-Yep.
1212
01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,499
You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
1213
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,956
[scoffs] This is you in a good mood?
1214
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,167
I'd hate to see you in a bad mood.
1215
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,001
What do you do with your art?
1216
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:48,056
Besides draw festival logos
and insult people.
1217
01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:49,473
Nothing, really.
1218
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,139
Why don't you have a showing?
1219
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,811
Try and sell something.
1220
01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:57,186
[sighs] I can'tjust roll up my sleeves
and throw an art show.
1221
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,607
Use the bar.
1222
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,437
If it's good enough for a film festival,
it's good enough for an art show.
1223
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:05,023
-[sighs] I get embarrassed.
-Mm-hmm.
1224
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,326
Doug loves to be the center
of attention, and I don't.
1225
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:09,653
Gives me anxiety.
1226
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,363
Nothing wrong with being
the center of attention.
1227
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,996
I'd rather be famous and broke
than rich and nobody.
1228
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:18,744
Instead, I'm broke and nobody.
1229
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,414
That's the worst combination.
[chuckles]
1230
01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,420
Why can't you
just live in the present
1231
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,923
and stop looking
in the rearview mirror?
1232
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:29,426
All I ever hear from you
is "I was rich," "I was famous,"
1233
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:33,510
I was this, I was that.
How about "You are"?
1234
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,014
It's easier said than done,
1235
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,347
especially when your brother's
little film festival
1236
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,060
shines such a spotlight
on where I was
1237
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,440
compared to how far down
I've come.
1238
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,898
It's not Doug's fault
that you're not happy.
1239
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,400
Okay, Dr. Freud.
1240
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,705
I'll work on me
and you'll work on you.
1241
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,122
Deal?
1242
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,242
[Lil] Deal.
1243
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,632
[soft music playing on speakers]
1244
01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:19,355
[beeping]
1245
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,708
Uaughs]
1246
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,393
[Spraying]
1247
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,978
[laughter increases]
1248
01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:12,692
Uaughs]
1249
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,168
[upbeat music playing]
1250
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:18,052
-[crying] Vic!
-W hat?
1251
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,476
-We have to leave.
-Why?
1252
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,973
[Lil] All right. These are the pictures
1253
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,395
I just posted of you and me.
1254
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,723
And Shane likes some.
A bunch of people like some.
1255
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,230
Then I saw that Bjorn likes some.
1256
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,687
And he doesn't have time
to call me back all day.
1257
01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,988
Yet he had time to check Instagram.
1258
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,690
[Vic] I don't understand this.
1259
01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,195
-Will you listen?
-Yes.
1260
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,029
So then, I noticed
that one of Bjorn's likes
1261
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,409
was also liked by Zoey Campbell.
1262
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,537
Okay. Who's Zoey Campbell?
1263
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,041
She's the bitch who's been
trying to steal my boyfriend.
1264
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,873
The one Bjorn says
they're just friends, right?
1265
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,253
So then, I look at her Instagram
1266
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:55,963
and see that she just happened
to post a selfie an hour ago.
1267
01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,298
[Vic] You're way cuter than her.
1268
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,133
You got nothing to worry about.
1269
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,267
[sobbing] That picture
was taken in my bed.
1270
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,228
I put that bottle there this morning.
1271
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,022
[continues sobbing]
1272
01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:25,161
[elevator bell dings]
1273
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,210
[Vic] Will you wait?
Don't give him the satisfaction.
1274
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,913
Satisfaction? I am going to kill him
1275
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,216
-and then I'm going to kill her.
-Hey! Damn it. Hey!
1276
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,715
[Lil] This is the last time.
I'm never going to...
1277
01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,263
-[grunting]
-[Li| shouting, indistinct]
1278
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,093
[Vic groaning]
1279
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,430
Oh, God. [groaning]
1280
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:48,685
Oh.
1281
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,065
Vic, are you all right?
1282
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:56,613
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just got to catch my breath.
1283
01:14:56,701 --> 01:15:00,489
Oh, shit. Sorry. Uh...
Oh, you look really pale.
1284
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,739
I've looked pale
for the past 30 years.
1285
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,245
Okay, nojokes. Do you think
you're having a heart attack?
1286
01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,784
No, maybe I...
1287
01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,244
I've had this before.
1288
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,879
Well, do you think
we should call an ambulance,
1289
01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:15,128
-just to be on the safe side?
-Don't be crazy.
1290
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,709
Ijust need a minute.
1291
01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,299
Do you want some water?
You know what? Screw it.
1292
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,348
I'm gonna go get you some water.
Okay? Stay right here. All right?
1293
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:25,430
Oh, God.
1294
01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:33,480
[high pitched ringing]
1295
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:39,402
[man 1, muffled] Oh, my God.
You're Vic Edwards.
1296
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,906
Gary, look. This is Vic Edwards.
1297
01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:45,329
[indistinct muffled conversation]
1298
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,624
Big fan of yours.
Notjust in the movies,
1299
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,451
as a football player.
You were awesome.
1300
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:54,254
-...Adventure River.
-The FBI.
1301
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,751
[muffled] Operation FBI
was so good, too.
1302
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,208
And the one with the car?
1303
01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,803
[man 2] We're both big fans.
We grew up on your movies.
1304
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,640
[man 1] Great to see you.
Love your work.
1305
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,388
Whoa! Excuse me!
1306
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:15,233
[Lil] Hi. Excuse me.
I really need water,
1307
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,606
please, right now. Thank you.
1308
01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,606
Why? What're you doing
with the old guy?
1309
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,281
Baby, let me get you a real drink.
1310
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,450
An appletini for my future ex-wife.
1311
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:24,572
[groans]
1312
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,708
Oh. Oh, no. Excuse me.
1313
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,457
Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen
an old man right here?
1314
01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,084
He was sitting in that chair. No?
1315
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,415
[man] No.
1316
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,382
Excuse me.
Uh, have you seen Mr. Edwards?
1317
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,429
He was just sitting on the couch
a second ago.
1318
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,265
No, I haven't seen Mr. Edwards.
1319
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:47,717
How are you enjoying your suite?
1320
01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,473
It's wonderful, thanks.
1321
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,891
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
1322
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,439
an unexpected surprise:
Mr. Vic Edwards.
1323
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,028
Thank you.
1324
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,733
Thank you very much.
1325
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,443
[jazz music playing]
1326
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:15,461
J‘ Cuddle up a little closer J‘
1327
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,962
J‘ Oh, Iovey mine J‘
1328
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:28,759
J‘ Cuddle up and be my little J‘
1329
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,637
J‘ Clinging vine J‘
1330
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:41,772
J‘ Like to feel your cheeks so rosy J‘
1331
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:48,370
J‘ Like to make you comfy cozy J‘
1332
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:56,078
J‘ 'Cause I love you
From head to toesy J‘
1333
01:17:56,755 --> 01:18:00,998
J‘ Lovey mine J‘
1334
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,466
[applause]
1335
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,385
Can you imagine? The Vic Edwards.
1336
01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,758
-At your daughter's wedding.
-Absolutely.
1337
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,766
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1338
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:20,230
Thank you. It's an unexpected
honor and treat
1339
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:23,313
to be able to sing
one of my favorite songs
1340
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:27,275
to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Delson.
1341
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,080
What do you do, sir?
1342
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,329
I'm a doctor.
1343
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,126
Impressive. What kind?
1344
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,546
A colorectal surgeon.
1345
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:44,216
Hmm. You know, Mrs. Delson,
1346
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,965
you have literallyjust married
a pain in the ass.
1347
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:48,887
[all laughing]
1348
01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:53,392
Well, good luck to you
and mazel tov.
1349
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:01,726
[both singing]
1350
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,483
How did you know
Bjorn was such an asshole?
1351
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,443
You pegged him on sight.
1352
01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:14,371
-Well, it takes one to know one.
-Yeah, yeah.
1353
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,948
Do yourself a favor.
1354
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:18,409
Steer clear of the bad boys
from now on.
1355
01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,961
You can't fix us, you can't tame us.
1356
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,798
-Okay, bad boy.
-Okay.
1357
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,671
Uaughs]
1358
01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:34,759
Wow, you pay closer attention
than I thought.
1359
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,929
Shane's been in love with me
since fifth grade.
1360
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,435
Well, then go out with him.
1361
01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:43,734
Try out a guy who really loves you.
You might like it.
1362
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,278
Yeah, okay,
Mr. Divorced Five Times.
1363
01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:48,651
How much do you really
even know about love?
1364
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:51,984
Were you ever even in love
with anyone but yourself?
1365
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:58,040
Ha ha. I've been in love
about a thousand times.
1366
01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,663
But real love?
1367
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:01,584
Just once.
1368
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:06,791
Just once.
1369
01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:22,185
[chuckles] It was fun
while it lasted, wasn't it, Vic?
1370
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,812
We had some great times,
you and me.
1371
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:31,065
You got to do things and see things
that most people just dream about.
1372
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,861
-Oh, yeah.
-Where did it all go, man?
1373
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,955
And what does any of it mean?
1374
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:41,500
After all these years,
I still can't figure it out.
1375
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,618
What the game is about.
1376
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,464
Survival. Who has
the ability to survive.
1377
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,633
-That's the game.
-Yeah.
1378
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,839
Well, I'm surviving. Barely.
1379
01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,136
I took it all for granted.
1380
01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,684
I thought I had it figured out.
1381
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,100
I look in the mirror now,
1382
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,478
and I have no idea
who that person is
1383
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:06,775
staring back at me.
1384
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,271
[sighs]
1385
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,610
Damn.
1386
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,492
You're good-looking. [chuckles]
1387
01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,249
You know, time is like this river.
1388
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,416
No matter what you do or don't do,
1389
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,919
no matter how much you think
you can beat it,
1390
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,591
it just keeps rushing by.
1391
01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:33,839
You don't beat it.
1392
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,467
You don't beat this river.
1393
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,386
No, you don't.
1394
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,681
[laughs and yelps]
1395
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:50,985
[sighs]
1396
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:52,647
[chimes]
1397
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,036
[Bjorn, voicemail]
Hey, Lil. You know who it is.
1398
01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,992
Been kind of trying
to call you all night.
1399
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,294
Uh, just wondering where you are.
1400
01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:10,498
If you're still at that hotel
with that creepazoid old man.
1401
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,753
-Anyway, call me back. Bye.
-[chuckles]
1402
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,671
[sighs]
1403
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:25,471
Vic, you are so right.
1404
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:26,976
The more I ignore
douchebag's calls,
1405
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:28,932
the crazier it's making him.
1406
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,190
Vic?
1407
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,025
Vic?
1408
01:22:49,756 --> 01:22:51,166
[creaking]
1409
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:54,792
[groans]
1410
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,886
Vic? Are you okay?
1411
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:07,729
I've watched everyone
I ever cared about die.
1412
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,692
One by one, they seem to just...
1413
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:15,779
disappear on me.
1414
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,616
It won't be long
before I disappear, too.
1415
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,820
[Lil] No, don't say that, Vic.
1416
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,749
You want to know why I needed
to come to Knoxville?
1417
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,202
I needed to say goodbye.
1418
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,591
Goodbye to the town
that made me who I am.
1419
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,135
Goodbye to the trees
I climbed as a kid.
1420
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,590
Goodbye to the school that
taught me how to break the rules.
1421
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,344
And the streets
I wandered late at night.
1422
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:52,941
The hiding places
where I left all my secrets.
1423
01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:56,815
The town...
1424
01:23:57,491 --> 01:24:01,780
where I made so many,
many mistakes.
1425
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:09,033
And now it's time
for one... last goodbye.
1426
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,284
[nurse] Okay, Mrs. Schulman.
1427
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:48,159
You have a very nice visitor today.
1428
01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:52,535
Mr. Edwards has come all the way
from Los Angeles, California.
1429
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,586
Now, the Alzheimer's
may have progressed
1430
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,588
a little bit further
than you're prepared for,
1431
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,419
but she's still a very sweet lady.
1432
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,220
Isn't that right, Mrs. Schulman?
1433
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,223
All right, I'm gonna leave you to visit.
1434
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,221
Okay.
1435
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:17,771
How's the food here?
1436
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:24,945
[chuckles softly]
1437
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,778
Look at us.
1438
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,328
Old fogeys.
1439
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,915
But you still look beautiful.
1440
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,594
You still look as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1441
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,929
We have a lot of good memories.
1442
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,096
For what it's worth,
1443
01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:57,148
I never loved anybody else like you.
1444
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,315
Ours was the special one.
1445
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,690
The first one.
1446
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:06,366
The real one.
1447
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,657
I came here to apologize, Claudia.
1448
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,248
I just dealt you...
1449
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,041
[sighs]
1450
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,294
[voice breaking] ...a lousy hand.
1451
01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,794
I was a stupid, jackass kid.
1452
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,420
All swept up in a crazy dream.
1453
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,880
And I just left you and Gracie.
1454
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,517
I just left.
1455
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,721
I screwed it all up.
1456
01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:40,605
If I could go back
and do it again, I would, baby.
1457
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,482
I'd do it differently.
1458
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,695
You were the one that loved me
before anybody else
1459
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,117
even knew my name.
1460
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,279
And I treated you like shit.
1461
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:57,500
I got caught up
in all the wrong things
1462
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,327
with all the wrong people.
1463
01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,837
I thought I knew it all.
1464
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,967
I thought I had so much time
to make it up.
1465
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,217
I thought I could just
snap my fingers
1466
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:10,922
and make things right.
1467
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,179
And when Gracie...
1468
01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,265
killed herself...
1469
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,014
[sighs]
1470
01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:21,982
That was all my fault, too.
1471
01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,488
It's all my fault.
1472
01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:32,360
[sighing]
1473
01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:44,089
It is.
1474
01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:48,468
Oh, darling.
1475
01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:08,947
Excuse me. Do I know you?
1476
01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,951
You really want
to leave me here alone?
1477
01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,254
-Well, I really want some food.
-Well... [sighs]
1478
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,048
I know I shouldn't stop you, but I...
1479
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,086
-I feel safe with you around.
-You do?
1480
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,512
[woman] Well, lam safe, ain't I?
1481
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,136
Well, Justice will be back
in a minute.
1482
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,054
Justice ain't you.
1483
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,306
[music playing]
1484
01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:43,724
[chuckles]
1485
01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,903
[all cheering and applauding]
1486
01:28:56,665 --> 01:29:00,408
Okay, that concludes
our Vic Edwards Film Festival.
1487
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:03,994
We are now gonna give out
our Lifetime Achievement Award
1488
01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:07,001
to the great Vic Edwards in absentia.
1489
01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:09,253
[all cheering and applauding]
1490
01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:16,847
I'm sure if Vic were here,
1491
01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,142
he would want to thank all the fans.
1492
01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:20,890
[Vic] Don't put words in my mouth.
1493
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,273
For crying out loud.
Good Lord, man.
1494
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,318
-Oh, my... Vic...
-Get me a chair.
1495
01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:29,770
Yeah, yeah, of course. Right away.
1496
01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:30,945
[all murmuring]
1497
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:32,738
[chair scraping]
1498
01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:47,750
Unfortunately, until today,
1499
01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:54,462
the last time I apologized
for anything was in 1977.
1500
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:58,382
I punched out a director
on the set of Horse Power.
1501
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:02,640
Well... [sighs]
1502
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,934
I'm sorry.
1503
01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,566
I'm sorry for being such an asshole.
1504
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,695
Leaving the way I did.
1505
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:17,409
I thought I was too good
for this little film festival, but...
1506
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,279
as it turns out,
1507
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,823
it's too good for the likes of me.
1508
01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:29,083
Winning this
Lifetime Achievement Award
1509
01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,917
has forced me to examine
an important question
1510
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,424
that I've avoided as long as possible.
1511
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:41,133
What have I really achieved
in this lifetime?
1512
01:30:41,895 --> 01:30:43,351
[indistinct shouting]
1513
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,145
Most of the movies I've made,
1514
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,057
everybody knows the way
they're gonna end.
1515
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,643
Right from the first scene.
1516
01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:53,945
[Lil shouting indistinctly]
1517
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:57,653
[Vic] Life '3 kind of like that.
1518
01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:00,827
-Everybody knows how it ends.
-Back away!
1519
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,495
But it's the scenes in the middle...
1520
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,453
that make it count.
1521
01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,796
The great producer
Joseph E. Levine once told me,
1522
01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:18,420
"An audience will forgive
a shitty act two
1523
01:31:19,391 --> 01:31:23,259
if you can wow 'em in act three."
1524
01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:25,768
Well...
1525
01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:29,810
I had a hell of an act one.
1526
01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,855
Pretty shitty act two.
1527
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,688
And I screwed up most of act three.
1528
01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:38,648
I made certain of that.
1529
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,402
But thanks to you,
1530
01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:46,707
and thanks to Doug and Shane
and Stuart and Faith.
1531
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:50,914
And especially Lil.
1532
01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,801
And everybody here.
1533
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,629
You’ve helped me to see
1534
01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:05,638
that maybe it’s not too late
for my Hollywood ending.
1535
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:33,544
And so, with humility and pride
1536
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,631
and deep appreciation
1537
01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:41,256
that I, Martin Joel Schulman,
1538
01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:43,053
proud son of Tennessee,
1539
01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:48,552
humbly accept this Lifetime,
1540
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,020
so far,
1541
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,016
Achievement Award.
1542
01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,902
And I'm gonna make damn sure
that the rest of my life
1543
01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:05,285
lives up to the honor of this.
1544
01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:06,577
Thank you.
1545
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:12,458
[all cheering and applauding]
1546
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,178
[Vic] Thank you, Doug.
1547
01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:34,981
I can't believe you just spent
the whole weekend
1548
01:33:35,068 --> 01:33:36,979
in Knoxville with Vic Edwards.
1549
01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:38,901
Did he talk about
Murder Can Kill You?
1550
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:40,398
Did he tell you any stories?
1551
01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:54,454
Thank you.
1552
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,845
-Hmm.
-Bye, Marty.
1553
01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:06,967
Hmm.
1554
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:12,848
[car door opens]
1555
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,227
Uh, Lil? Where do you
want this one?
1556
01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:57,555
There.
1557
01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,685
Yeah.
1558
01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:00,816
[Sonny] I told you so.
1559
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,735
I know you did.
1560
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,062
And you were right.
1561
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,569
A Lifetime Achievement.
How can I get one of those?
1562
01:35:06,659 --> 01:35:09,617
-Can I rent it?
-I told them about you
1563
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,569
and they seemed interested.
1564
01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:13,029
Oh, stop it.
1565
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,035
[both laughing]
1566
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:21,045
[music playing]
1567
01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:56,247
[country music playing]
1568
01:39:12,530 --> 01:39:14,191
[song ends]
1569
01:39:15,533 --> 01:39:17,615
[country song playing]
1570
01:42:21,677 --> 01:42:23,759
[song ends]
1571
01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:26,800
[instrumental music playing]
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